@@TheProGamerDino checked his youtube channel he would have posted videos of him drawing it + he said he would try try means to give something a go =he has a 73% chance of not really singing
Australia: Yes I’m chosen! Japan: u sure about that? 😏 Australia: WA DA F Australia (on drawn map) : where’s my Tasmania Japan: haha 😂 Japan: okey I got dis “don knee no lite 2 c u sHIIiiInNeEE Japan: oh no pls don’t spin again Australia: 😂 take the L 😂
Anyways, here a brownie recipe. Ingredients: - 1 cup unsalted butter - 2 cups granulated sugar - 4 large eggs - 1 teaspoon vanilla extract - 1/2 cup all-purpose flour - 1/2 cup cocoa powder - 1/4 teaspoon salt - 1 cup chopped nuts or chocolate chips (optional) Instructions: 1. Preheat oven to 350ºF (175°C) and grease a baking pan. 2. Melt 1 cup butter, mix with 2 cups sugar. 3. Add 4 eggs and 1 tsp vanilla; mix well. 4. Sift in 1/2 cup flour, 1/2 cup cocoa, and 1/4 tsp salt; stir. 5. Optional: add 1 cup nuts or chocolate chips. 6. Pour into the pan, bake for 25-30 mins. 7. Cool completely, cut into squares, and enjoy your brownies!
Anyways, here’s a poop recipe - Food - Butt - toilet - Stomach - Mouth - the line that connects your mouth to the stomach - teeth Instructions: 1. Eat food 2. Chew the food using your teeth 3. The food goes to the line that connects your mouth to the stomach 4. go to the toilet 5. Use your butt to get out the poop Now you have a poop so shut up
Rest of what japan says: mf its the united states of america i heard you have oil thats not under my possession hand it over or we’ll be forced to take you away-
@@TekitoulyThat one person without glasses:Low blind Blind person:Blind Plus Dora:Ultra blind plus maz *this guy* :GODLY ULTRA BLIND PLUS MAXIMUM MAX INFINITY I DON'T KNOW
You’re so funny and good it’s hard to think that people like other people like you I think you’re really underrated for some odd reason but keep the good work up!
I met JVKE in real life!!! ruclips.net/user/shortsCZC2XLwOZQU
First pretty lucky u made this video 9 months ago and in the first day this post was released I commented first yess
what.. posted 14 hrs ago and his video is nearly a year old
@@Pxntilum RUclips magic?
How?!!?!?!?
@@Tekitouly💀💀💀
Hit those notes☠️🔥
Fr 😂
"hits australia"
"NAH IM GOING TO JAPAN" 💀
😂
Edit: Tx for the likes ❤️
Why he just dissed me and the uassies
@@DamBroULyin123poor us
💀
😂😂😂😂
Bro be bringing back the Japan Emperor, but with Australia
O hell nah
@@godzillazillayt6922 Oh god golly, Australia is here, keep this country SAFE, wait, KEEP EVERYONE SAFE!
@@coolguy7973 what are you planning?
@@godzillazillayt6922 Idk, it depends with other countries😅 Ya know I am not the president alright
@@coolguy7973 ill keep my eyes on you 😑
Song:✨Shineeee✨
Him:SHÌíîïīNEEeeee
😂
Will u suck instead u say SHOINE
its been to long since my last JVKE video
True😊😊
I ❤ ur JVKE vids they so funny 😂😂
I hope JVKE sees this
We should try our best to get Jvke's attention, Btw have you heard his other song's if yes which?
Your so bad at singing but why?
@@MANLAS353 Cap, he's very good, honestly u should shush you probably sound like my dead grandma plus a
horse
Bro needs an Oscar and a geography teacher.
Fr
MaH cOuNtRy AiNt JaPaN
@@sag3studiosx. 😢
Fr
Fr tho 😂 but very funny
Finger: *lands on Australia*
JVKE: *_Not on my watch..._*
Bro wth does this comment have 347 likes but no replies
@@Dogguy-oy9en idk bro
I am Australian and I proclaim that guy *annoying* ☺️
@@MG101me too😢
Get more comments😔
ʙᴜᴛ ғʀ-
Yay
(Btw if you're thinking about the country above Australia it's not Japan, it's Indonesia)
Oh! Almost had it
Australia: this has never happened before-
Japan: Mmmmm Good Japan
Please can you please fly out to me from America
Does bro have any other song
Golden shower is boring now like fuck it's over used
as an australian I can confirm we live in japan
lol high five. we are neighbors now
Same lol😂
same here lol
yessssss sir Aussie Aussie oi oi
wait a min. im aussie and im going to japan today. wow
As an Australian resident we can elaborate and confirm Japan is a part of our society and is one of our biggest sellers
As somebody who lives in Sydney Australia. I totally agree
As someone who lives in kalgoorlie Australia. I totally agree
As someone in Brisbane, exactly
as someone who lives in Australia I agree
As someone who lives in America, I can confirm that Japan is the largest and most populous region of Australia.
Yo i just watched this video an i already like Your videos
As an Australian, I can confirm we are actually secretly Japan.
Yes they actually invaded us and took our land after they bombed us in the 1900’s but it never got put and is top secret info shh 🤫
We are being taken over
I’m Australian too
yea we are definetely japan
@@iheartvgirl Broken RUclips Needs To Be Fixed!
as an australian i confirm we are japanese.
HAHAHHSABHAHA
😂😂😂
we are true blue anime dick
"oh i landed on australia, lemme find artist from japan" 💀
I could try bc im australian
@@TheProGamerDino but your not a artist
@@carollou1837 how would you know?
@@TheProGamerDino checked his youtube channel he would have posted videos of him drawing it + he said he would try try means to give something a go =he has a 73% chance of not really singing
@@carollou1837 Oh XD
*lands on australia*
“YES, JAPAN!”
Lol
That’s me
@@Tekitouly Why the hell would you land on Australia, but u said Japan? Are you freaking blind?
@@Tekitoulygo fucking learn geography again
:)
@@Tekitouly IT'S AUSTRALIA NOT JAPAN
Bro graduated geography class from McDonald's washroom😂.
Bro learned geography from the taco bell toilets 💀
Fr
Fr
I'm eating taco bell and reading this😂
Omg 💀
Fr
あなたに会うのに光は必要ありません✨シャイン✨!!!!!!😅 me in Japan 🇯🇵
The fact that he landed on Australia and not Japan😂
fr
They're both so similar i mean, they're both islands, you know what i mean?
edit: sorry guys, i forgot one got bombed and the other didn't
@@afteer Bruh
Fr bruh
@@afteer only that Australia isnt an island.
🇦🇺: Am I a joke to you?
🇯🇵: I can explain!
Edit: omg I made WW3 😨😨
🇦🇺: YOU CANT!!
😂😂😂😂😂I’m Australian 🇦🇺 so yeah fuck you
🇯🇵: YES I CAN I UH UH... idk.
LOL
I'm on Australia's side
Tekitou has the singing voice of an angel 😂
Tysm for 3.1k likes
🙏
S l a y
Bad🤣🤣
@@annemariep4390 I Need Furries to come with guns
@@annemariep4390you
Australia word turned to Japan and Australia word left the chat
Wow this is amazing im crying of how good this is 😭😭😭
Thank you
your welcome!
The fact that he landed on Australia tho 😂
I think that was Japan
@@Tekitouly u sure?
It was Australia
@@Tekitoulybro do you not know geography 💀
@@MK47_GB fr
Ur actually a good artist
Australia: “YES IT’S MY TIME TO-“
Japan: “Not for long!”
Edit: OMG NO ONE LIKE, IT’S AT 69 LIKES
Yo it's 4 still mad at 2
@@D5shy I am still mad at Two.
@@4F0UR_BFB4 now your mad at 2 for taking clock.
@@Beefydiesoepik yes. HE WAS MY BEST FRIEND! *I WANT REVENGE.*
@@4F0UR_BFB4 so now you took advice from ice cube?
Bro Someone get this man back in touch with his geography teacher
i could tell he loved it
I hope so
@@Tekitouly yay 😭
Yeah and I'm Australian
I LOVE YOUR SONGS!!!
Australian team
👇
Yeh so now im japanese bc im in aussie
Me
I’m aussie
aussie gang
STOP BEGGING FOR FUCKING LIKES
Tekitou’s voice is prob the only voice that’s actually gonna make me sleep instead of staying awake at 4 am scrolling thru tiktok 👏🏽
This comment gives me hope!
Wow! Its 4am rn! 😢
@@Tekitouly I literally cannot sleep so my solution was to drink bleach and watch your video
so good
Australia needs an apology video
Ikr
Otherwise another Great Emu War will start and it will be in this dude's State.
I live in Australia
Yeah we do
Yeah mate hand it over
Bro touched Australia and called it *JAPAN* 💀💀💀
Edit: Let's try to get to 1K likes
I know crazy right
LOOOL😂 I have a theory...
Days wat I'm sayin
@@siggland So what is it?
@@siggland I need to know the theory...
Bro was the best in his geography classes
Australia: Yes I’m chosen!
Japan: u sure about that? 😏
Australia: WA DA F
Australia (on drawn map) : where’s my Tasmania
Japan: haha 😂
Japan: okey I got dis “don knee no lite 2 c u sHIIiiInNeEE
Japan: oh no pls don’t spin again
Australia: 😂 take the L 😂
You guys definitely need to collab 😔😔
His team hasnt contacted me yet. That would be nice
@@Tekitouly rip
People who literally saw him hit australia
👇
Stop trying to get likes
@@EitherAndDrkbro hes just asking
@@jarredvelasco0816 mhmm asking for likes
Me
Me
You did a good job, bro I support you
Thank you
Anyways, here a brownie recipe.
Ingredients:
- 1 cup unsalted butter
- 2 cups granulated sugar
- 4 large eggs
- 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
- 1/2 cup all-purpose flour
- 1/2 cup cocoa powder
- 1/4 teaspoon salt
- 1 cup chopped nuts or chocolate chips (optional)
Instructions:
1. Preheat oven to 350ºF (175°C) and grease a baking pan.
2. Melt 1 cup butter, mix with 2 cups sugar.
3. Add 4 eggs and 1 tsp vanilla; mix well.
4. Sift in 1/2 cup flour, 1/2 cup cocoa, and 1/4 tsp salt; stir.
5. Optional: add 1 cup nuts or chocolate chips.
6. Pour into the pan, bake for 25-30 mins.
7. Cool completely, cut into squares, and enjoy your brownies!
Thank you
Sweet brownies and drug-
Anyways, here’s a poop recipe
- Food
- Butt
- toilet
- Stomach
- Mouth
- the line that connects your mouth to the stomach
- teeth
Instructions:
1. Eat food
2. Chew the food using your teeth
3. The food goes to the line that connects your mouth to the stomach
4. go to the toilet
5. Use your butt to get out the poop
Now you have a poop so shut up
I see u evrywhete
thank you@@Capybara_squad29
Don’t you guys just love Australians from Japan that sing
If they are from Japan then they are not Australian
@@n0_31WELL NO SHIT SHERLOK
@@6SpaceShake9 I can't say anything without some cunt/you coming along ey
@@n0_31 💀
@@tsuyuki. I swear every time I say cunt someone's gonna put that same emoji in there reply to me😂
Bro graduated from burger King bathroom💀
**finger lands on Australia**
JVKE: Japan?!😄
Bro didn't hesitate to spin again 💀🤣
JVKE got me
@@Tekitouly it was Australia dumbass
Bro declared war on the geography community
Yeah, they comming for me
yea i'm coming for you ( totally not 4:57 )
Yeah totally not with nuuks
@@mannanabdul1250 you ready for the definitely not a home invasion?
Lolz
So satisfying🎉🎉🎉
Japan: No, no, I C-Can Explain!
Australia: NO, YOU CAN’T!
Haha
Imagine he hit the ocean instead:
Spongebob: I don't need no light to see you shine 🎶
😂😂😂😂
Murder drones Is haunting me...
😂🤣😂🤣
Squidward is a better artist
😂😂😂💀💀💀
Aussies out there fuming rn😂😂😂😂
Edit 1: Omg Iv never gotten 100 likes before!!!!
as an aussie in fact i am fuming. (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH)
Same 👆
I'm fuming rn
Me too
IM FUMING
Man he’s so good
"Don't need no light to see you ✨ShIiIiIiI- wait, what? No? Don't spin again- don't you- Ja-Jake!"
give this dude a guiness world record for having the lowest grades in geography 💀
How he land in Australia but think it's Japan they look nothing alike
@@dust8286 that's how this meme been made(not the video but the comments about how bad he is about geography)
He edited it
joke..
Dude he wont beat ISHOWSPEED
ISHOWSPEED is nominated as the wordt geography grade level in the universe
bro learned geographic in shampoos instruction 💀
BRO 💀💀💀
I an currently deceased 💀
Bro landed on Australia and said Japan 😂
Bro learned his grammar from a dumpster
He's the reason it exists.
You should sing more you have a very beautiful voice
I wish I could sing
@@Tekitouly I just binge watch all your videos
Yo what's up
Yeah we can talk about that but are we just gonna ignore that he went on Australia and said japan
@@maryspence8735 HE DID?
Where ever my finger lands I will find an artist from that counter part 69
The finger: chooses Antarctica
Part 70
The finger: Dark ocean
Australia: Oh, finally, YOWDY HOO!
Japan: Knock Knock!
Rest of what japan says: mf its the united states of america i heard you have oil thats not under my possession hand it over or we’ll be forced to take you away-
LOL😂😂😂😂
bro took his geography classes from the KFC menu 💀
lol 🤣
Finger: Lands on the bottom of the middle of the Pacific Ocean
If that lands on the ocean he'll end up finding nemo
He graduated geography class from the local McDonald’s 😂
The local McDonald’s in Ohio
@@Tekitouly😂
:|
@@Tekitouly dead meme. wait why do i hear boss music?
That’s a big Japan lol
He graduated geography from the back of the cereal box
As a austallian I confirm we live in japan
This dude doesn't need an Oscar he needs a geography teacher
The fact that somebody copied ur comment and got more likes is crazy
@@kelcimajor5733 dude wtf I just saw that!?
Who want to see?
Bro graduated from the quizes on the back of the milk☠️💀
Australia is my country or whatever you wanna call it and just seeing it get touched was majestic but then “Japan” made me cry for some reason
Same
Same
Bro, it landed on Australia
Did bro pass graduation at a McDonald’s bathroom. 💀💀
Bro has an angelical voice
as an australian i can confirm we actually live in japan💀
EDIT: TYSM FOR 335 LIKES
edit2:TYSM FOR 345 LIKES💗
What happens if he lands in Austria?
@@TGSM128 china
@@NobodyYKIN if he lands on China?
@@NobodyYKINand what happens if he lands in the democratic republic of the congo?
y- yep…
Wow I’m so happy so many RUclipsrs are using my county for views because I love their videos😊
It is an honor to use your country. Thank you
"Don't need no light to see you sHiIiIiIiIne"
So majestic 😭
Fr 😂
Imagine hearing it at a concert
@@Tekitouly I woulc cry 😭
bros having his own golden hour
It’s true
@@Tekitoulyyou could use voice effects for a better singing voice
His golden 10 seconds
@@24karatmagic-i8v r/woosh
@@24karatmagic-i8v he already has one
JVKE really said "Nexttt" 😂😂😂😂
You hit Australia
Dude landed on australia he needs oscar
Somebody give him a noble prize in the field of geography😂😂😂😂
Imagine finding boxer kangaroos in JAPAN😂😂😂
Bro learned geography from KFC menu 💀💀💀
🇦🇺
I didn't know that Japan is now apart from Australia 💀
Everyone thinking Dora is the blindest person
This dude:: he definitely landed on Japan and not Australia
Nice
@@TekitoulyThat one person without glasses:Low blind
Blind person:Blind Plus
Dora:Ultra blind plus maz
*this guy* :GODLY ULTRA BLIND PLUS MAXIMUM MAX INFINITY I DON'T KNOW
He landed on Australia, and he said Japan.
That’s true
It was obviously Japan..... Like it looks like japan
Japan looks small xD
@Ellie Leworthy you missed the joke 💀
@Ellie Leworthy pov: you missed the joke
I could tell he would accept this masterpiece❤
It hit my fav country Australia 🇦🇺 and I thing everyone noticed that riiiiight
😊
Daym💀💀💀 that singing💀💀💀w who agrees
👇
*Hits the water*
"Hauh.. Welp gotta find a fish.."
🐠
@@TekitoulyFISH
@@vantrinh5120 🐟
he passed his geography test by listening to the McDonald’s jingle
the Japanese concoured Australia
Australia : jealous?
The fact that he landed on Australia
It was Japan no?
Australia 🇦🇺
@@Tekitouly it was Australia
@@Tekitouly look closer
@@Tekitouly goofy no
Bro learned geography from Ohio 💀
Lmaoo
You already know
@@Tekitouly a
“Ocean”
JVKE:um hi squid😬
Bro doesn’t need an Oscar, bro needs to retake geography💀💀
🇦🇺
The voice, it's beautiful I could shed a tear😢
"Ohh dawn im going to japan"-💀
As someone who is very good at geography he is better than me
i don’t need a light yo see you shineeeeeeeee it’s your golden aaaaaaaaa
edit 1: ooo 44 likes
Its your golden a**💀
*time
Just letting u know-
Now 45 likes
Bruh You just landed on Aus-I gonna Find a artist from Japan🎉
Busted
Bro learned geography from his older sister
You’re so funny and good it’s hard to think that people like other people like you I think you’re really underrated for some odd reason but keep the good work up!
Thank you so much Justin. I just need to keep trying.