😂😂 when she said that my first thought is damn she must have money 😂😂 I’d be thinking shit how could I afford his therapy bills when I can’t even afford my own 😭😂😂
Such a great way for older kids or adults to have some innocent fun- and they aren’t taking candy away from any kids but giving away candy, nice big bars too. 🎉
We used to be encouraged and almost forced to dress up for Halloween in the office. Until the receptionist dressed up as Lorena Bobbitt. The costume included one disheveled looking crazy lady carrying a cartoonish plastic cooking knife and a big glass jar. The jar contained one prominently displayed large italian sausage covered in marinara sauce. Honestly it was a great costume, but not exactly the type of costume a company would want as the first thing customers see when entering the building.
7:46 my toddler does this when he’s nervous, he reminds himself, “it’s just silly.” Like not that it’s lame or that I don’t want to be here. More like, “okay, I’m nervous but remember, it’s just pretend! It’s just silly!” He was trying so hard to be brave 😢
The second one where the girl bent over backwards and fell, I must have watched that YT short a hundred times in a row. Watched it several times in super slo-mo. It continues to bring me great joy! I'm super glad she had her backpack on because I think it kept her from getting hurt. Except for being plastered all over the internet thing haha.
Same!!! and yes, the fact that she was spared any real injury was I think what made this moment so enjoyable and one you could just put on repeat! lol Why do that in the first place? I seriously have no idea but it puts a smile on my face :)
It reminds me of those fainting goats, like she bends backwards but then her legs are stiff when she falls, it's just a funny juxtaposition and yeah, she didn't seem hurt so that makes it much more enjoyable
I can tell this is something I need right now. My mom was once a combo of the first person on the porch and the giant chicken answering the door. She was dressed as a witch, top to toe: wig, hat, green makeup, warty nose, black dress, etc. She sat on our front porch with the candy bowl. We lived in the country and got few trick or treaters, so always did full treat bags and decorated the porch, had music going, etc, because if they were coming up our driveway, they deserved a good treat, right? Well, she sat there and nobody had come all evening until this one little boy, probably 6 or 7 years old, dressed as the Tin Man from Wizard of Oz rolled up. We're from a small town and know most people. She had no idea who this kid was and the parents did not get out of the car (and she did not recognise the car, either). She was a bit panicked because she didn't want to move and scare the kid half to death but she also wanted to greet him and wish him a happy Halloween and give him a treat bag, so she quietly said, "Hello, little boy." Well, that was all it took! She swears she heard him pee in his tin pant and he screamed bloody murder and ran back to the car, which was the entire length of the house AND garage away because the house is a T shape and the driveway is at the bottom/end of that T....and he had to run away BY HIMSELF because his scrubber parents couldn't be bothered to escort him to a stranger's house. Anyways, as soon as he left screaming, she started crying and went inside, washed the makeup off her face, changed, and turned off all the lights, vowing to never dress up again, all because she gave a little boy the fright of his life. He probably needed therapy. Sorry, little boy.
Oh no! That's funny but also so sad! I feel just as bad for your mom! My family went all out for halloween a few yrs when all my siblings were teenagers, and we built a mini haunted maze in our driveway. It was basically a wood frame with plastic sheet walls but we did a pretty good job of decorating the inside pretty scary and ppl started coming from all over town to see us. We made sure to take it easy on little kids but teens and adults were fair game. So one year I wore a veil and hollow-eyed makeup and just stood still in a dark corner until ppl noticed me, and I got a bit disappointed that ppl didn't scream when they saw me. But after a few passes my dad had to explain that I actually looked TOO scary and he noticed ppl were just freezing in silence and refusing to walk past me to get to the exit. 😅 Woops. There was also a year that my dad jumped out and scared a drunk couple so bad that the lady fell sideways through the wall into the lawn and took most of the wall with her!
Oh. What if the real tragedy is while she was inside (I'm guessing this was before Ring cams), the little boy drags his parents back to the porch to show them what happened and your mom was gone? She wouldn't have heard them on the porch unless they knocked or something. I'm getting legit sad for both of them!
Somewhere that little boy, maybe now a man, spends all of October curled in a corner of his parents' basement with his phone clenched tightly in his fist and his BetterHelp therapist on speed dial
not that it has much to do with the video but yes. a lot of doors in the state of Florida actually open outward. because of code enforced for hurricanes so winds can't blow your doors open.
I don't ever recall seeing one of those in Florida, I think, in general they all open in because if someone tries to get past you into their house its much easier to shove it closed than trying to pull it closed. If you look at the layout of your home, only doors like the closet will open out. That's so if you can't block the front door, you can get to another room and slam that door shut and lock it. Ever second counts in a situation like that.
Thats weird. I've lived in FL my entire life and can't recall ever seeing a door that opens outward. Now if I ever see one though, I'll definitely take notice of it, lol
I noticed that on all the episodes of “100 Day Dream Home” show (Takes place in Florida) and wondered why all the doors opened out like that. After reading all your responses, now it makes sense. Thank you for the insights
This is not true. There is no code enforced for hurricanes requiring doors to open outward. Outward opening doors on the exterior of buildings are a security risk due to the hinges being on the outside of the door, which makes it possible to remove the door merely by dismantling the hinges.
@@KathleenMc73 Maybe that's why. If there's snow resting against the door and you open it inward, the snow would fall inside. Meanwhile as long as it's not a super crazy overnight blizzard you can usually push the door out enough to clear the exit.
In Sweden (and possibly the rest of the Nordics, not sure about other countries) the doors go out. If someone is trying to break in, to me it seems more logical to have the door going out to make it more difficult. Also, you don't want the snow to fall in when opening the door. Tricky to get out when the snow comes up high sometimes though, so there's downsides too. (My dad might have had to climb out the window to shovel the snow from the door after a blizzard, and we live quite far south. It's fairly common to have little built in entrences to prevent that. A small roof and walls outside the door, either door less, with half a door or a door going in, but it's not insulated/part of the indoors so it's like a buffer zone for snow, rain, mud etc. You often take your shoes off here to not drag in dirt in to the house.)
We decorate our house spider themed, and we have one of those jumping spiders by the front door. So a couple of years ago, it scared the CRAP out of this little boy, he was MAYBE 2, definitely no more. He starts crying hysterically, and his mom still made him say trick or treat, so between sobs he lets out a trick or trick, I give him his little bag of treats, close the door AND LAUGH MY ASS OFF! Poor kid, we probably traumatized him! I kick myself for not saving the video on our Ring!
There was a group of 4 teenage boys ahead of me and my 7year old trick or treating this year. Consistently one house up from us. The next house was empty, so these boys put their own candy in the bowl so my kiddo could get some. I thought it was so sweet, and loved seeing older kids out and being welcomed to do it.
That toddler didn't go into that house on accident, and don't you think it for a second. He's casing the house. Dressed up as someone with authority (firetoddler), with an immediate, ready excuse to knock and enter the house ("oh it is Halloween I just wanted candy"), complete disregard for the demands of those around him, including the owner of the property, had to be BRIBED to leave! Dangerous criminal in the making. I don't think he was just looking to rob the place, I think he has even more sinister intentions.
Not sure if it's the same everywhere, but it's apparently a thing in the States, especially in older homes, that your front door opens so that the direction of the swing points to where the bedrooms are, so that if your house is on fire, fire fighters can more easily sweep for anyone trapped inside. The more you know. 🌈🌠
This video marks the first time I've laughed in a few days and it was needed! Woke up Wednesday morning in America to the worst possible news. 8:17 Had to do a double take here, thought that was our new President Elect!
Not going to lie, stumbling across your channel is one of the highlights of my year! You both make me belly laugh constantly! When I’m feeling low I know that I can go straight to your channel and within seconds I’ll be crying with laughter! Honestly, Toni you are utterly hilarious, you have no filter (much like myself) and you have me cracking up! Like you I’m not the Sexy friend, I’m the funny one too (the big girl whose personality is even bigger lol) Keep laughing guys and never change. Sending much love from the UK ❤
When I was in the Air Force, a co worker dressed all in camouflage for a Halloween party on Saturday night, including his face. The problem is, he used food coloring on his face. He didn't realize until the next day, that stuff doesn't wash off! Lol. Even on Monday, he came to the hanger and still had a green, brown, and black face! Lol. Our supervisor was laughing so much, he didn't have the heart to write him up!
I have been needing to laugh as I have been really upset. The thing with the baby reminds me of a little girl that I work with. I work as a floater/breaker teacher at a preschool. One day in the toddler room, the kids were coloring a clown picture. Her teacher showed her the picture and she came running and crying to me. This little girl is scared of lots of things. We were looking at each other like wow, she must be afraid of clowns. I love working with kids as they are hilarious!
I used to decorate my lawn every year. There was always some kind of dummy in a chair on the front porch, holding the candy bowl. I would put it out about a week before Halloween, and then on Halloween night, I would dress in the same costume as the dummy to hand out the candy and scare the living daylights out of the kids. It is my favorite holiday.
Perfect dad to mom joke for the kid scared of the 🐔. Dad- Well hun he definitely doesn't get that from you Mom- what do you mean? Dad- Well I know your not scared of big 🐔. Mom- OH no I am that's why I'm glad you don't have one. 😅
My boyfriend and his friends put on paint on their very nice t-shirts for a school dress up event, and thought it would come off. Because "It said it was hobby paint and safe for kids" or something. BRIGHT PINK PAINT. Let's just say those shirts were ruined. And they also put it on their faces INCLUDING their eyebrows. And a lot of people lost some eyebrows trying to get it off.
8:00 that clip I think is a remake of a clip from a few years ago at least the sound is. So weird that we are remaking actual funny moments from the past when things were actually real or at least more likely to be real. Just never thought we’d get to a place where people were remaking funny RUclips and vine videos…but I guess that only makes sense since we have remake movies, video games, and tv shows.
Worth staying up to watch this. Thanks guys. My shits been depressing AF lately. I needed the laugh so much. Now, I’m gonna just keep thinking of the orange people and whether or not they got that stuff to wash off all their faces. I kinda hope not just because I think it’d be an interesting change to my day in urgent care. “hey doc!?!” Dr. Tofu: yeah, whattup? My nurse: you gotta whole crew of atopic derm in room six. Like, six people. Do you want them each roomed separately or can they all stay together? Dr. Tofu: aw hell. Keep the cheetoh peeps together. Nurse: you got it. All vitals are in. Everybody used the same product. All of em are related. Orange faces and hands, hives everywhere else. Dr. Tofu: kk. [thinking to self] “finally, an actually urgent concern and not a chronic condition who ran out of meds…” PSA: before you use a product in a sensitive area (like your face) put a dab of it on the inside crease of your elbow and cover with a bandaid. Do this at least the day before you plan to use the product. Then you’ll know if you’re allergic or if it dyes your skin. This is called a “spot test” and most single use products like Halloween make-up or non-permanent dyes tell you to do this before you put it on your face. And if it says that it’s not for use on human skin, then don’t use it on your skin!!! Lastly, glitter is the herpes of the craft world. Do not ever put glitter on your face unless it specifically says that it’s for your face. That girl we had to flush her eyeballs for 15 minutes was not a fan. Hated it the whole time, hated us for even longer afterward, AND she did have corneal abrasions and cut and had to see an ophthalmologist for a few weeks. It was a whole thing. And at every weekly follow up, she left glitter behind in our exam rooms. Poor thing. I imagine she’s still enduring occultive glitter in crevices….
My front door opens outward I love the one of the girl in the store her head literally ran away before her body could keep up and bent her in half hahaha
The Halloween costumes being named different things is weird at first, but it also makes sense if you think about it. If I want to dress as a police officer and ended up getting the slutty one without realizing because it said "police officer", i would consider it false advertisement 😂
To anyone thinking on doing face paint and alikes (shrek, lorax and so on) use MAKE UP or FACE PAINT. The reason why people get their faces tinted is because they are using the wrong type of paint. Regular paint and alikes have a percentage of WATER in them, so our skin absorbs it and gets the color too. Make up can tint, but as long you wash well and use skin clean up products it will be fine Face paint has a different composition than regular paint, so instead of drying and the skin absorving it, it creates something like a layer of paint, that later is easily washed off (which is why in kids parties if the kid play a lot and been a while since they painted, the paint stars cracking and smudging)
My 3 year old daughter was great on Halloween a person came to the door as a werewolf her older cousins ran she just stood there waiting for the sweets not even bothered 🤣
Fun fact...you can usually get paint color off your skin with oil, alcohol, or acetone. It depends on what it's made of, but we use 70% isopropyl in the lab to remove sharpie off smooth surfaces. It works okay on skin.
If it opens outwards you're just brushing in all type of dirt, leaves, rainwater, etc when you close it back up. Not to mention matts are placed outside so, if you want a door that opens outwards, it would need space at the bottom as to not move the matt everytime you open or close it which means letting cold air, bugs, water, dust from outside come in through that gap. It's not rocket science.
7:31 so modern home doors only open inward so someone can't block you in from the outside, but for the same reason, public doors are the opposite because with the volume of public crowds, you'll be able to overcome the blockage (usually) due to sheer force of numbers. That's the expectation.
Lmfao!!! Two things not to do while watching Toni and Ryan!! 1: watch while you toddler is sleeping beside you! 2: eat cereal!!! 😂😂😂 So many times I’m like wait better wait!! Almost spit like 5 times!! 😂😂😂😂
The lady who answered as a chicken and then saying “send me your therapy bill” 👌🏼👌🏼
OMG how did I miss that? Haha.
If your kids scared of a fricken chicken costume don’t even bother bringing them out😂💀 just buy them candy and give them a safe place
She's gonna need therapy as well. 😆
@kaynesheldon4905 you have to expose lids to different situations or they will never learn
😂😂 when she said that my first thought is damn she must have money 😂😂 I’d be thinking shit how could I afford his therapy bills when I can’t even afford my own 😭😂😂
Dobby is going to be cold, at least give him a sock.
He missed a golden opportunity to ask her to give him clothes!
Brilliant!
"Dobby? Why is the sock crusty?"
You has given Dobby a willy warmer, Dobby is WARM😂😂😂
Don’t worry, he’s already wear one.
The reverse uno clip was hilarious! 😂
My favorite by far! Amazing!
Such a great way for older kids or adults to have some innocent fun- and they aren’t taking candy away from any kids but giving away candy, nice big bars too. 🎉
I just want to applaud to the cameraman in the Lorax video. Those cuts/pans are comedy gold!
We used to be encouraged and almost forced to dress up for Halloween in the office. Until the receptionist dressed up as Lorena Bobbitt. The costume included one disheveled looking crazy lady carrying a cartoonish plastic cooking knife and a big glass jar. The jar contained one prominently displayed large italian sausage covered in marinara sauce.
Honestly it was a great costume, but not exactly the type of costume a company would want as the first thing customers see when entering the building.
What an icon! 😂
She's a legend
Wow. That’s original!
🤯💨🤢😵💫 *BRILLIANT!* 😄🤣🥳💨
That one kid is gonna have no idea why he's terrified of giant chickens when he grows up
Those kids giving up their candy gives me hope. And hell no I don't expect them to leave their favorites there though, lol.
It shows you it only takes one good deed. The other kids saw him and followed. That's how it is with bad things too.
7:46 my toddler does this when he’s nervous, he reminds himself, “it’s just silly.” Like not that it’s lame or that I don’t want to be here. More like, “okay, I’m nervous but remember, it’s just pretend! It’s just silly!” He was trying so hard to be brave 😢
That's so aware. This gives me hope. I need this as well lol
I actually feel depressed at the end when I’m not warned it’s the end
I saw this comment, and I still wasn't ready. Now I'm also depressed (I mean, I was before too, but whatever 😉)
It's like people who just hang up and don't say goodbye. "Oh, okay, bye..."
@@kelqueen9998 exactly that
Same! It’s so abrupt too.I don’t understand why this is a thing.
Right?! I WANTED MORE!
The second one where the girl bent over backwards and fell, I must have watched that YT short a hundred times in a row. Watched it several times in super slo-mo. It continues to bring me great joy! I'm super glad she had her backpack on because I think it kept her from getting hurt. Except for being plastered all over the internet thing haha.
TBF, most people would have an extreme reaction, even if it wasn’t looking like her spirit leaving her body 😂
Same!!! and yes, the fact that she was spared any real injury was I think what made this moment so enjoyable and one you could just put on repeat! lol Why do that in the first place? I seriously have no idea but it puts a smile on my face :)
It reminds me of those fainting goats, like she bends backwards but then her legs are stiff when she falls, it's just a funny juxtaposition and yeah, she didn't seem hurt so that makes it much more enjoyable
Sexy Patrick was at my university last year!!! That video was filmed in an area I walk through literally every day😂😂😂
Who was the person??!! They’re hilarious and deserve a medal for their costume
"Grab your CAAANDY" - rewound this shit about five times 😂😂😂😂
1:14 Baby has a PhD in Side Eye.
Oh... the tarpers will have a field day with this comment.
That bombastic side eye towards the Lorax is that of a professional. 😂😂
The first one killed me immediately. The mom slowly starting to scream thinking her kids were in danger 😂
The "Send me the therapy bill" is too real 💀
I can tell this is something I need right now.
My mom was once a combo of the first person on the porch and the giant chicken answering the door. She was dressed as a witch, top to toe: wig, hat, green makeup, warty nose, black dress, etc. She sat on our front porch with the candy bowl. We lived in the country and got few trick or treaters, so always did full treat bags and decorated the porch, had music going, etc, because if they were coming up our driveway, they deserved a good treat, right?
Well, she sat there and nobody had come all evening until this one little boy, probably 6 or 7 years old, dressed as the Tin Man from Wizard of Oz rolled up. We're from a small town and know most people. She had no idea who this kid was and the parents did not get out of the car (and she did not recognise the car, either). She was a bit panicked because she didn't want to move and scare the kid half to death but she also wanted to greet him and wish him a happy Halloween and give him a treat bag, so she quietly said, "Hello, little boy." Well, that was all it took! She swears she heard him pee in his tin pant and he screamed bloody murder and ran back to the car, which was the entire length of the house AND garage away because the house is a T shape and the driveway is at the bottom/end of that T....and he had to run away BY HIMSELF because his scrubber parents couldn't be bothered to escort him to a stranger's house.
Anyways, as soon as he left screaming, she started crying and went inside, washed the makeup off her face, changed, and turned off all the lights, vowing to never dress up again, all because she gave a little boy the fright of his life. He probably needed therapy.
Sorry, little boy.
Oh no! That's funny but also so sad! I feel just as bad for your mom!
My family went all out for halloween a few yrs when all my siblings were teenagers, and we built a mini haunted maze in our driveway. It was basically a wood frame with plastic sheet walls but we did a pretty good job of decorating the inside pretty scary and ppl started coming from all over town to see us. We made sure to take it easy on little kids but teens and adults were fair game. So one year I wore a veil and hollow-eyed makeup and just stood still in a dark corner until ppl noticed me, and I got a bit disappointed that ppl didn't scream when they saw me. But after a few passes my dad had to explain that I actually looked TOO scary and he noticed ppl were just freezing in silence and refusing to walk past me to get to the exit. 😅 Woops. There was also a year that my dad jumped out and scared a drunk couple so bad that the lady fell sideways through the wall into the lawn and took most of the wall with her!
That's freaking hilarious 😂
Oh. What if the real tragedy is while she was inside (I'm guessing this was before Ring cams), the little boy drags his parents back to the porch to show them what happened and your mom was gone? She wouldn't have heard them on the porch unless they knocked or something.
I'm getting legit sad for both of them!
Oh no! I'm so heartbroken for your sweet mom! 😭 She just wanted to have some Halloween fun, she meant no harm 💔
Somewhere that little boy, maybe now a man, spends all of October curled in a corner of his parents' basement with his phone clenched tightly in his fist and his BetterHelp therapist on speed dial
The last one was so funny, I love the little “preparation shuffle” the guy did with the walker 😂😂😂
The poir guy having to carry the door all night 😂😂
The flying mall ghost was absolutely sh|t scary 😵no doubt the girl bent backwards 😂
You mean "no wonder"...?
I was NOT expecting it to basically hit the ceiling😮😂
not that it has much to do with the video but yes. a lot of doors in the state of Florida actually open outward. because of code enforced for hurricanes so winds can't blow your doors open.
I don't ever recall seeing one of those in Florida, I think, in general they all open in because if someone tries to get past you into their house its much easier to shove it closed than trying to pull it closed. If you look at the layout of your home, only doors like the closet will open out. That's so if you can't block the front door, you can get to another room and slam that door shut and lock it. Ever second counts in a situation like that.
@@Laura-mi3nv every house iv ever lived in the doors open out
Thats weird. I've lived in FL my entire life and can't recall ever seeing a door that opens outward. Now if I ever see one though, I'll definitely take notice of it, lol
I noticed that on all the episodes of “100 Day Dream Home” show (Takes place in Florida) and wondered why all the doors opened out like that. After reading all your responses, now it makes sense. Thank you for the insights
This is not true. There is no code enforced for hurricanes requiring doors to open outward. Outward opening doors on the exterior of buildings are a security risk due to the hinges being on the outside of the door, which makes it possible to remove the door merely by dismantling the hinges.
OMG the TikTok of the costume store and the comparison between men and women's costumes is someone i grew up with lol
aww the cow girl was adorable.
I got so emotional watching those awesome little people put candy in the empty bowl! Great kids! The future is bright.
The look on all the orange faces had me in fits. Their faces.... Omg their faces. Brilliant!
Screen doors open out, house doors open in....has been my experience in the Southern US.
Think all front doors in Scandinavia open outwards. Not sure why, as im sure they could be snowed in.
@@KathleenMc73 Maybe that's why. If there's snow resting against the door and you open it inward, the snow would fall inside. Meanwhile as long as it's not a super crazy overnight blizzard you can usually push the door out enough to clear the exit.
In Sweden (and possibly the rest of the Nordics, not sure about other countries) the doors go out. If someone is trying to break in, to me it seems more logical to have the door going out to make it more difficult.
Also, you don't want the snow to fall in when opening the door. Tricky to get out when the snow comes up high sometimes though, so there's downsides too.
(My dad might have had to climb out the window to shovel the snow from the door after a blizzard, and we live quite far south.
It's fairly common to have little built in entrences to prevent that. A small roof and walls outside the door, either door less, with half a door or a door going in, but it's not insulated/part of the indoors so it's like a buffer zone for snow, rain, mud etc. You often take your shoes off here to not drag in dirt in to the house.)
Same in Norway.
Ryan, you are a triple threat: handsome, funny, and kind. ❤❤
6:59 kid :"You told me dinosaurs aren't real!"
We decorate our house spider themed, and we have one of those jumping spiders by the front door. So a couple of years ago, it scared the CRAP out of this little boy, he was MAYBE 2, definitely no more. He starts crying hysterically, and his mom still made him say trick or treat, so between sobs he lets out a trick or trick, I give him his little bag of treats, close the door AND LAUGH MY ASS OFF! Poor kid, we probably traumatized him! I kick myself for not saving the video on our Ring!
That's so sad that the mom still made him say trick or treat when he was clearly terrified 😭😭
That makeup paint doesn't come off with JUST water.
You need soap😂
Cold cream takes off most anything.
1:45 Ryan walked straight into that one. 😂😂
The second girl got her soul scared straight out of her body. 😂
That "definitely not funny" burn was 3rd degree viciousness! 🤣🤣🤣
Kids screaming in terror on Halloween is my Christmas
Those kids putting candy in the empty bowl 🥹
I love the Bob and Linda costumes 💖
I also especially love how excited Toni got about it :D
The 70yr old is GOALS! 😂❤
9:45 The kid started a train of kindness 😭
00:45 reason #2 I loved working at a Spirit Halloween as a greeter- I stood right by the animatronics and saw this daily 🤣
Uno reverse was really good!
Those kids putting the candy in the bowl are treasure ❤
That last one has to be one of the coolest most creative costume ideas EVER!! I love it!! 😂😂
I used to be the odd one out in high school starting the Halloween costume to class at age 17 😅😅😅... i still would..
There was a group of 4 teenage boys ahead of me and my 7year old trick or treating this year. Consistently one house up from us. The next house was empty, so these boys put their own candy in the bowl so my kiddo could get some. I thought it was so sweet, and loved seeing older kids out and being welcomed to do it.
0:31
Her soul legitimately left her body 🤣
0:48 her mother was laughing so hard too🤣😂🤣😂
That toddler didn't go into that house on accident, and don't you think it for a second.
He's casing the house.
Dressed up as someone with authority (firetoddler), with an immediate, ready excuse to knock and enter the house ("oh it is Halloween I just wanted candy"), complete disregard for the demands of those around him, including the owner of the property, had to be BRIBED to leave!
Dangerous criminal in the making. I don't think he was just looking to rob the place, I think he has even more sinister intentions.
The kiddos putting sweets into the empty tub made my day!! so cute!
Not sure if it's the same everywhere, but it's apparently a thing in the States, especially in older homes, that your front door opens so that the direction of the swing points to where the bedrooms are, so that if your house is on fire, fire fighters can more easily sweep for anyone trapped inside. The more you know. 🌈🌠
Whoaaa, I never knew that!
This video marks the first time I've laughed in a few days and it was needed!
Woke up Wednesday morning in America to the worst possible news.
8:17 Had to do a double take here, thought that was our new President Elect!
Gaaaah!!!! I’m going as Linda this year!!! And my daughter (8) will be Louise!!! Bunny ears and all!!!! 😂😂😂
Dobie costume kilked me, LMAO!!! The nose!!! Hahahahahaha
Holy moly that girl in the second one flew backwards and also to the side?! 😂
Omg these were great. Dobie killed me
Lmfao the old lasss scaring people!! It sounded like the neighbours were in on that too. 😂
The last one is so creative and adorable!! 😍😭
@9:35 awww witnessing generosity in motion is awesome ♥️
Not going to lie, stumbling across your channel is one of the highlights of my year! You both make me belly laugh constantly!
When I’m feeling low I know that I can go straight to your channel and within seconds I’ll be crying with laughter! Honestly, Toni you are utterly hilarious, you have no filter (much like myself) and you have me cracking up! Like you I’m not the Sexy friend, I’m the funny one too (the big girl whose personality is even bigger lol)
Keep laughing guys and never change.
Sending much love from the UK ❤
When I was in the Air Force, a co worker dressed all in camouflage for a Halloween party on Saturday night, including his face. The problem is, he used food coloring on his face. He didn't realize until the next day, that stuff doesn't wash off! Lol. Even on Monday, he came to the hanger and still had a green, brown, and black face! Lol. Our supervisor was laughing so much, he didn't have the heart to write him up!
I have been needing to laugh as I have been really upset. The thing with the baby reminds me of a little girl that I work with. I work as a floater/breaker teacher at a preschool. One day in the toddler room, the kids were coloring a clown picture. Her teacher showed her the picture and she came running and crying to me. This little girl is scared of lots of things. We were looking at each other like wow, she must be afraid of clowns. I love working with kids as they are hilarious!
THE WOMAN ANSWERING THE DOOR WITH THE SFX ON HER FACE 😭😭😭
So many of these had me in tears. Love the Bob's Burgers costumes!
FYI - In Norway our doors do open outwards incase of emergencies like fires, also its harder to break in/down the door
"You're definitely not funny!" - Toni 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:37 Holy crap, she folded backwards! 😂😂😂
I used to decorate my lawn every year. There was always some kind of dummy in a chair on the front porch, holding the candy bowl. I would put it out about a week before Halloween, and then on Halloween night, I would dress in the same costume as the dummy to hand out the candy and scare the living daylights out of the kids. It is my favorite holiday.
Omg “GIRLS GRAB YOUR CANDY” I literally died because I would have done the same thing
Yall are too funny. Love this channel.
the last one is so creative 😂
I absolutely love you 2 so much,your reactions are better than the videos lol😂 your amazing guys,sending love from England ❤
Perfect dad to mom joke for the kid scared of the 🐔.
Dad- Well hun he definitely doesn't get that from you
Mom- what do you mean?
Dad- Well I know your not scared of big 🐔.
Mom- OH no I am that's why I'm glad you don't have one. 😅
In places that have hurricane and tornadoes the doors open out. According to a friend who lives in Florida. God bless you two are great!
That last one was awesome! 😂🚪👻🍬
My boyfriend and his friends put on paint on their very nice t-shirts for a school dress up event, and thought it would come off. Because "It said it was hobby paint and safe for kids" or something.
BRIGHT PINK PAINT.
Let's just say those shirts were ruined.
And they also put it on their faces INCLUDING their eyebrows. And a lot of people lost some eyebrows trying to get it off.
The last clip is perfect for adults who can’t trick or treat anymore but still want to go door to door on Halloween 🤣
8:00 that clip I think is a remake of a clip from a few years ago at least the sound is. So weird that we are remaking actual funny moments from the past when things were actually real or at least more likely to be real. Just never thought we’d get to a place where people were remaking funny RUclips and vine videos…but I guess that only makes sense since we have remake movies, video games, and tv shows.
I always watch your reaction videos as I'm eating my dinner (I'm British) and it's my fave weekly ritual
Worth staying up to watch this. Thanks guys. My shits been depressing AF lately. I needed the laugh so much. Now, I’m gonna just keep thinking of the orange people and whether or not they got that stuff to wash off all their faces. I kinda hope not just because I think it’d be an interesting change to my day in urgent care. “hey doc!?!”
Dr. Tofu: yeah, whattup?
My nurse: you gotta whole crew of atopic derm in room six. Like, six people. Do you want them each roomed separately or can they all stay together?
Dr. Tofu: aw hell. Keep the cheetoh peeps together.
Nurse: you got it. All vitals are in. Everybody used the same product. All of em are related. Orange faces and hands, hives everywhere else.
Dr. Tofu: kk. [thinking to self] “finally, an actually urgent concern and not a chronic condition who ran out of meds…”
PSA: before you use a product in a sensitive area (like your face) put a dab of it on the inside crease of your elbow and cover with a bandaid. Do this at least the day before you plan to use the product. Then you’ll know if you’re allergic or if it dyes your skin. This is called a “spot test” and most single use products like Halloween make-up or non-permanent dyes tell you to do this before you put it on your face. And if it says that it’s not for use on human skin, then don’t use it on your skin!!!
Lastly, glitter is the herpes of the craft world. Do not ever put glitter on your face unless it specifically says that it’s for your face. That girl we had to flush her eyeballs for 15 minutes was not a fan. Hated it the whole time, hated us for even longer afterward, AND she did have corneal abrasions and cut and had to see an ophthalmologist for a few weeks. It was a whole thing. And at every weekly follow up, she left glitter behind in our exam rooms. Poor thing. I imagine she’s still enduring occultive glitter in crevices….
The Lorax 😂😂😂😂😂
But why is that kid scared of a chicken in the first place?!?! 😂😂😂 The irrational fears of kids leave me speechless! 😂
The last one had me in tears! 🤣😂
Uno Reverse at the end is hilarious 💜
My front door opens outward I love the one of the girl in the store her head literally ran away before her body could keep up and bent her in half hahaha
My oldest did that on the first house we went trick-or-treating at lol. They opened the door and he just walked right in!
I so hate when your videos end abruptly. 😢 Love you guys! ❤
😂Happy Hallowe’en! 🎃
That second lady's soul literally left her body 😂😂😂😂 that is the definition of it.
The Halloween costumes being named different things is weird at first, but it also makes sense if you think about it. If I want to dress as a police officer and ended up getting the slutty one without realizing because it said "police officer", i would consider it false advertisement 😂
Patrick Star in heels has me dead. Stomach hurting type laughing!
To anyone thinking on doing face paint and alikes (shrek, lorax and so on) use MAKE UP or FACE PAINT. The reason why people get their faces tinted is because they are using the wrong type of paint. Regular paint and alikes have a percentage of WATER in them, so our skin absorbs it and gets the color too.
Make up can tint, but as long you wash well and use skin clean up products it will be fine
Face paint has a different composition than regular paint, so instead of drying and the skin absorving it, it creates something like a layer of paint, that later is easily washed off (which is why in kids parties if the kid play a lot and been a while since they painted, the paint stars cracking and smudging)
My 3 year old daughter was great on Halloween a person came to the door as a werewolf her older cousins ran she just stood there waiting for the sweets not even bothered 🤣
Fun fact...you can usually get paint color off your skin with oil, alcohol, or acetone. It depends on what it's made of, but we use 70% isopropyl in the lab to remove sharpie off smooth surfaces. It works okay on skin.
I love the idea of adults trick or treating lol, they get to play too
Those kids putting candy in the bowl...omg
you guys always post a reactions video when i need a laugh 😂😂😂❤❤
Ryan dying inside after Tony did the gun fingers❤
Doors do open outwards, no? What a waste of space to open doors into the house 😄
Mine open in!
If it opens outwards you're just brushing in all type of dirt, leaves, rainwater, etc when you close it back up. Not to mention matts are placed outside so, if you want a door that opens outwards, it would need space at the bottom as to not move the matt everytime you open or close it which means letting cold air, bugs, water, dust from outside come in through that gap. It's not rocket science.
7:31 so modern home doors only open inward so someone can't block you in from the outside, but for the same reason, public doors are the opposite because with the volume of public crowds, you'll be able to overcome the blockage (usually) due to sheer force of numbers. That's the expectation.
Lmfao!!!
Two things not to do while watching Toni and Ryan!!
1: watch while you toddler is sleeping beside you!
2: eat cereal!!! 😂😂😂
So many times I’m like wait better wait!!
Almost spit like 5 times!!
😂😂😂😂
The last one was the best!