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  • @Demonizer68
    @Demonizer68 9 лет назад +23

    "I've got all of heavens riches, thanks to all you stupid bitches!" The best and most accurate lyric anyone will ever hear, when it comes to Hill$ong. Or TV Avangelists, or most major religious in modern day

  • @TheHempman09
    @TheHempman09 12 лет назад +15

    I also frequented Hillsong London, my last time back in 2007.
    They had holes in the collection buckets to discourage coins.
    'nuff said.

  • @jenmattinson4991
    @jenmattinson4991 2 года назад +3

    Wow! This has aged bloody well! And it’s from bang on when Smirko, Alex Hawke and other Right Wing rump NSW happy clappers were preselected en masse. How good is branch stacking, opponent smearing and being Little Johnnies “Captains pick”??

  • @MarcTVde
    @MarcTVde 15 лет назад +11

    Thank you very much for this video! I was by accident at their "service" in a theatre here in london. I think this is a very dangerous organisation. Good to see, that I am not the only one who thinks this way! =) Thank you very much!

  • @RedWinterHero
    @RedWinterHero 12 лет назад +15

    I randomly watch this song once in awhile as I've done for years, and I continue to love it for various reasons.
    The message is true and meaningful, and it sounds great.

  • @metz3962
    @metz3962 16 лет назад +1

    Very good! It's just what religion is all about. That and cursing any way of being happy.

  • @trrose9485
    @trrose9485 12 лет назад +8

    I'm a Youth Pastor, and this video is amazing.

  • @erictheviking1977
    @erictheviking1977 10 лет назад +45

    I love this, Hillsong is only in it for the money.

    • @deeshm7319
      @deeshm7319 10 лет назад +2

      You are completely wrong They are not in it JUST for the money. I reckon many people in that church genuinely love God and are in it for him.

    • @erictheviking1977
      @erictheviking1977 10 лет назад +10

      Deesh m that's bullshit, Hillsong is just a get rich scheme for their leaders.

    • @deeshm7319
      @deeshm7319 10 лет назад +1

      eric kearl It's not bullshit. How often have you been to Hillsong?

    • @deeshm7319
      @deeshm7319 10 лет назад +1

      The bullshit is you stating they are only in for the money

    • @erictheviking1977
      @erictheviking1977 10 лет назад +3

      Deesh m Never, and I don't want to ever go. I'm too smart to go to a place where they fleece money from innocent people. What I said was fact, they are in it only for the money, it is not bullshit at all.

  • @jwuonog
    @jwuonog 15 лет назад +8

    This is good stuff. Very good and accurate representation of Hillsong.

  • @MaharlikaAWA
    @MaharlikaAWA 13 лет назад +1

    HAHAHAHAHA! This was soooo funny! Who made this? Its so true and not only of Hillsong but tons of american churches too!

  • @d0101d
    @d0101d 14 лет назад +1

    hilarious, it's funny cause it's true.
    good luck Christians!

  • @hellasow
    @hellasow 14 лет назад +1

    @scarletsmith This is truly one of the funniest evangelist parodies I've ever seen. That all that need to be said.

  • @swift12y
    @swift12y 14 лет назад +1

    Pray for Houston and the thousands he could be helping!! I've no doubt that the people who go to Hillsong love God - certainly the band does - but they are being lead by a man who really loves money!!Why don't people criticize the Salvos?Because they actually help people!!!All Houston has to do is use his millions for good causes and people would shut up!

  • @Gullytale
    @Gullytale 13 лет назад +1

    LOL I am a believer - but have a sense of humour. Can laugh at myself.
    The real tragedy is the truth in this. Well done.

  • @austinrees
    @austinrees 13 лет назад +1

    Its funnier when your an atheist because the points they make are true for all religions.

  • @aubhar
    @aubhar 15 лет назад +1

    God is so powerful and he owns everything but yet he needs our money? lol

  • @Cybria1
    @Cybria1 14 лет назад +3

    1:19 LOL!! This video FTW!

  • @rossclark1497
    @rossclark1497 Год назад +1

    Sixteen years on, and this satire has stopped being funny. Instead, it's become news!

  • @runningblind5784
    @runningblind5784 15 лет назад +1

    i believe it's directed at evangelical people manipulating people into giving them all their cash.

  • @mate6007
    @mate6007 15 лет назад +1

    Hill$ong hahaha so true.. selling an invisible product too easy

  • @kev88au
    @kev88au 16 лет назад

    That...... is probably one of the best comments i've seen here...
    Thumbs up to you.

  • @JadhielAsaphOficial
    @JadhielAsaphOficial 15 лет назад +1

    are you crazy man??
    you will receive the reward for this!!!

  • @CorrectAgain
    @CorrectAgain 2 года назад +1

    Gods not a bad bloke, he's just bad with money that's all...always needs your money

  • @AlanaDoesHollywood
    @AlanaDoesHollywood 17 лет назад +1

    Hahaaa.
    I love you, Andrew!!!

  • @richardlynnbell
    @richardlynnbell 12 лет назад +1

    Fucking brilliant.

  • @ecoRfan
    @ecoRfan 6 лет назад +3

    Wow this video is 12 years old, but relevant as ever

  • @earthypig
    @earthypig 15 лет назад

    hi Cootabux
    my comment was in response to Brandynboyles below who said "god is not laughing at this video" :p
    personally i love this video :> !!

  • @yep480
    @yep480 15 лет назад +2

    I'm a Christian and I found this hilarious. And at least slightly true.

  • @dyl1982
    @dyl1982 13 лет назад +3

    Haha, the crowd love it.

  • @pazzoredento2191
    @pazzoredento2191 2 года назад +1

    Tax ALL religious organisations

  • @christybambi
    @christybambi 4 года назад +1

    All the hillsong fanatics down voted it, hahaah. It's only a joke guys, just make sure you empty your wallet before you leave hillsong.

  • @DomenicNastasi
    @DomenicNastasi 13 лет назад

    ok, this is very funny and even though i am a catholic christian i found it extremely funny and there is alot of parts that are very true about not just hillsong but other churches. so i think people should just lighten up and laugh because it is not making fun of jesus or god in any way! it is just having ago at the churches profetiering from him. and if you dont like it ill let u in on a secret... u dont need to whatch it!!!

  • @remixchild
    @remixchild 3 года назад +1

    This is sadly televangelism in a nutshell

  • @guyn905
    @guyn905 15 лет назад +1

    This is funny! I wish I had come up with this parady!!!

  • @cherryberry360
    @cherryberry360 15 лет назад +2

    Awesome! Gotta love Chaser's, they know where it's at.

  • @Mishakol1290
    @Mishakol1290 10 лет назад +2

    What show is this from?

    • @greggles1987
      @greggles1987 10 лет назад +3

      Either "the chaser's war on everything" or "the hampster wheel"
      The guys have done a lot over the years. Including CNNNN

    • @alexisthebestever7426
      @alexisthebestever7426 10 лет назад +2

      greggles1987
      It's the Chasers.

    • @JudeGaming18
      @JudeGaming18 10 лет назад +2

      the chasers war on everything

  • @aliciascat9433
    @aliciascat9433 7 лет назад +5

    I've been to Hillsong, they believe their own lies.

  • @Cootabux
    @Cootabux 15 лет назад

    ear..
    It's the greatest song I've heard yet.
    Well, according t all them TV evang.s, that's what god wants us to do with our money....give it to their ministries!

  • @operationnope2260
    @operationnope2260 8 лет назад +8

    What's with the dislike ratio? How whiny and humorless are hillsong whiners?

  • @5lim8oi
    @5lim8oi 15 лет назад

    quite a funny take on hillsong, i can understand why people would think this is the attitude of the church.
    the reality is, seings as people are so keen on reality, that Hillsong is a massive global church with hundreds of smaller plants and so it actually needs quite a lot of money to be able to support itself as well as to run missions and charity events.
    P.S God won't make money out of thin air ... it would ruin the economy. stuff costs ... if the church want to do stuff money will be needed.

  • @babiegirl1987
    @babiegirl1987 16 лет назад

    HAHA
    hahaha
    Thats funny
    (and i go to hillsong!)

  • @GilbertGTV
    @GilbertGTV 15 лет назад

    That's right! Hillsong work their butts off. Would people rather have them sing about lust and things of immorality and make money or CHOOSE to work for the Lord and make a living doing something in Charity!

  • @Nik123dj
    @Nik123dj 16 лет назад

    The human brain's complexity shows a higher intelligence behind it. It simultaneously processes an amazing amount of information. Your brain takes in all the colors and objects you see, the temperature around you, the pressure of your feet against the floor, the sounds around you, the dryness of your mouth, even the texture of your keyboard. Your brain holds and processes all your emotions, thoughts and memories.

  • @AletheaJaneLindsay
    @AletheaJaneLindsay 15 лет назад

    Guys, Hillsong accounts are readily available. You can see where all the money goes. They are doing amazing things to help the world. Look up the work they are doing for the Child Soldiers, A21 Slavery campaign, etc etc etc. I go to the London Hillsong and it is amazing! Changed my life in a really positive way!

  • @0remark
    @0remark 13 лет назад +3

    Thank you for the parody. I do not want to be like Hillsong. I would like to be like Jesus.
    Now I am aware, that charisma church makes problems not only here in Russia, but also in Australia.
    God bless you all.

  • @ThomasMackay
    @ThomasMackay 16 лет назад +1

    hilarious!!!!!!!

  • @Hadgerz
    @Hadgerz 14 лет назад

    It's all tax free, hallelujah.
    prai$e the lord.
    yeah nah praise the Chasers ;D
    also, this song goes down well with the video of Genesis's song 'Jesus He Knows Me'.

  • @JohnKater1971
    @JohnKater1971 16 лет назад

    Awesome Chaser guys!!!
    Maybe christians will be saved one day. I so feel sorry for them wasting their lives away in fear and in awe of a cloud skipping bearded man.

  • @gr8deals2do
    @gr8deals2do 12 лет назад

    I used to attend Hillsong in London... a plastic "christianity", all those mega-churches most of the time are not churches at all, just motivational clubs. Also Brain Huston praised the pope JP2 for doing great evangelism job around the world!!!! Brian Huston has no idea what the papacy is all about, Brian is utter ignorant in that matter, instead of exposing falsehood he condons it and promotes!!! For me Hillsong is parody itself. BTW I do love Christ and the Word of God, preaching the Cross..

  • @merkins87
    @merkins87 16 лет назад

    thank you mate, about time the voice of reason shines through the crap. jesus lived with the poor, took care of them as best as he could & he spoke out against the wealthy & often hypocritical pharisees- does it take an atheist like me to see the irony in these new McChurches that are springing up? didn't jesus trash a synagogue once for desecrating his father's place of worship?

  • @anorexiccow
    @anorexiccow 17 лет назад

    When we lose our focus...when we see ourselves, rather than God... God takes away our riches, our treasures, and we are left with nothing. And so far, Hillsong hasnt left that focus...their success is the proof...

  • @applecrosswc
    @applecrosswc 15 лет назад

    The only thing funnier than this video is all the comments from the Christians getting upset. Fantastic!

  • @MrFullmetalgatts
    @MrFullmetalgatts 12 лет назад +1

    this is great

  • @marc4real
    @marc4real 18 лет назад

    You speak the truth. This is another ploy to critize the Church. Remember there is and always be chaff amoung the the wheat.

  • @JesusSuckedGayPenis
    @JesusSuckedGayPenis 9 лет назад +5

    More relevant than ever.

  • @JohnKater1971
    @JohnKater1971 15 лет назад

    Belief in such ancient fables are dwindling. It is soooo wonderful to watch!!!! :)

  • @aj1304
    @aj1304 14 лет назад

    Reading some comments here just shows how badly some people have missed the point of this sketch. It isnt an attack on God or Chistianity itself. It doesnt seek to mock or blashpeme. What it aims to do is criticise the more controversial aspects of the way Hillsong operates through parody. It isnt trying to mock God but rather those within this particular church. Its them trying to say that these people have got it wrong.

  • @trrose9485
    @trrose9485 12 лет назад

    I've personally talked to the minister of Hillsong's church. One of the most arrogant people I've ever spoke to. Not only that, but was bashing others hypocritically. Here's a quote from him: Stop listening to Casting Crowns, listen to Hillsong, where the real Holy Spirit resides.

  • @cmdesign01
    @cmdesign01 14 лет назад +1

    I want to go to this Church...what fun!

  • @benanaman
    @benanaman 17 лет назад

    Frankly, people that complain about being asked to donate to the church are either scabby, or so whimpish cuz they can't say no. If you don't want to support your community and what they are doing, you don't have to, but what are you even doing in the building in the first place then?

  • @ST307
    @ST307 15 лет назад +1

    i literally lol'd wen he sed "thanks to all you stupid bitches" and now my brothers looking at me like im crazy xD
    btw the chasers should make cd's of their songs :P

  • @101metalfan2
    @101metalfan2 12 лет назад

    im a christian and i love the chasers war on everything and this song is awesome my parents love hillsong probly because they make 'good' music (good meaning most christians who listen to it because they dont know what music is. its pretty much a christian lady gaga or whoever is top of the charts now) ive been forced to go to a few of the anual week long conferences they do and this is actualy very close. so sad that the chasers have stopped what a waste of tax payers money ;)

  • @natep183
    @natep183 14 лет назад

    Everyone can say what they want but the truth is at the end of the day every man will be held accountable before the Lord for what they have done. Irregardless of opinion, bias, or belief. Chaser's will be held accountable for this as will Hillsong for loosing focus on what its about. However, at the end of the day the world is a better place because of Hillsong.

  • @aubhar
    @aubhar 15 лет назад

    hahahaha that is what hillsong is all about ...money, money, money, money

  • @GilbertGTV
    @GilbertGTV 15 лет назад

    The message of Jesus is LIFE, not RELIGION! Please get your facts straight before you mock our Lord and Saviour of the Earth. BTW, Hillsong is so incredibly successful because there is PURE worship in their songs and voices. They have reached the globe because of this and I beg of you to refrain from taking what God has done and making a mockery of it, my brother. I love you. Jesus loves you. Note: You said you can't understand why some people get offended when thier faith is mocked? Think...

  • @zzbirdman
    @zzbirdman 14 лет назад

    Got a funny SNL feel to it, and well done......but interesting to think that whoever put this together spent so much time, energy and money to make this video......must be dealing with some deep bitterness, hurt or something from some religious experience, so right now.....I will begin to pray to our Father that all these people will sense how much the Father loves them......Our Father, touch their heart and heal them, open their mind to know your way, heal their wounds. In Jesus Name.

  • @aj1304
    @aj1304 14 лет назад

    @blessingandhonour No. Realistically it isnt as extreme as Chaser makes appear but that is satire for you and there is still an issue within Hillsong particularly with their approach to such issues

  • @TenThousandMethod
    @TenThousandMethod 15 лет назад

    Hillsong; no wonder the Emergents have got so much ammunition...

  • @MarcTVde
    @MarcTVde 15 лет назад

    Do you sell this as a CD? And do you have the lyrics somewhere? =)

  • @gdconaway
    @gdconaway 15 лет назад

    Yes I am serious. It was my hope that other born again christians would repete the prayer and that God would have mercy on the ones involved in this. God bless you and I pray that you answer the call to salvation. I don't know who you are, but God does, and he loves you. Jesus has already paid the price for your sins. Ask Jesus to come into your heart and his blood will cover your sin and you be forgiven of your sin. Every word I typed here is with love. God bless.

  • @asifuwuld
    @asifuwuld 18 лет назад

    bahaha tht was hilarious!!

  • @GilbertGTV
    @GilbertGTV 15 лет назад

    The musicians are not paid. It is a way of service. They money goes to church, charity and equipement,

  • @Wilkins777
    @Wilkins777 15 лет назад

    I usually laugh at the Chasers, and I laughed at this skit. I thought it was hilarious.
    I think its silly that Christians and non Christians think that Hill$ong is a real church. It's not.
    Hill$ong is a franchise, a brand, a buisness... Not church. Read Titus.
    But at the end of the day, this skit is hilarious :P It's somewhat true as well.
    GG

  • @october267
    @october267 14 лет назад

    @JohnWesleyMethodist , did you learn that hillsong is corrupted from this video? or are you saying this hill$ong is corrupted?

  • @philotze
    @philotze 16 лет назад

    The eyes of men sees just the world itself, while we Christians sees by faith and trust that God will lead us. We know our God is the true God and we give our everything back to Him. We offer cash to church cuz thats what we've got that can help the church to have better facilities and grow a place where worshiping God is the best. And most importantly, we give our offerings with sincerity and not for the sake of getting something better in return.

  • @taxfreedollars
    @taxfreedollars 12 лет назад

    TENBolt, love your work.

  • @jesysweet
    @jesysweet 17 лет назад

    i'm gonna write in spanish.. so if you don't know spanish, translate it ;)
    La verdad, no sé quién es el tipo y ni me interesa :)
    Lo único que te quiero decir es que si quieres estar seguro de lo que dice la Biblia es verdad, te dejo un EXELENTE libro: Evidencias que exigen un veredicto (Evidence that Demands a Verdict) de Josh McDowell... Realmente espero que leas el libro, te sacará de muchas dudas ;)
    Bless ya!

  • @idledaylight
    @idledaylight 17 лет назад

    The problem is not that Hillsong collects an offering. Paul tells us that we should each give to our church, and that churches should give money to each other "so that there might be equality." The problem is that Hillsong selectively teaches Old Covenant law (law which Paul and the early church agreed does not apply to gentiles) and distorts Jesus' teachings and the Pauline epistles to support their cash flow.

  • @sercowy
    @sercowy 12 лет назад

    I seriously doubt that. As someone who has been going to Hillsong Church London since 2005, what you have said here doesn't sound like anything I've ever heard the Church or its Pastors say.
    Also, if the Pastor really believed that then why do they have so many guest artists visit their conferences and Church services?

  • @Nik123dj
    @Nik123dj 16 лет назад

    Look, Reaper, since we're at hillsong, I encourage you to check this hillsong link below - ''link A''. After that you can check ''link B'' which is made like a virtual book, very simple, not to long and has lot of interesting answers written in a way for everyone.

  • @Australiophile
    @Australiophile 13 лет назад

    if you had Chaser in the title of this clip the number of likes would skyrocket!

  • @benanaman
    @benanaman 17 лет назад

    By the way... also look up the Terumah in jewish traditions. Jesus, being a rabbi, would have been getting paid the terumah from all of his followers. Because of this, Jesus was likely equal to a billionaire. He wore seamless garments. Very Expensive. All Jesus followers would have been paying him, instead of the pharisees. Thats a incentive to kill him dont, you think?

  • @swift12y
    @swift12y 14 лет назад

    Hillsong bring this all on themselves. If they put all those millions into helping people, nobody would be able to criticize them. I have no doubt that if every penny of their millions was focused on 'Blessing', they would be a shining example to the world. But only a small percentage really does!!Why is it blasphemy to hold someone to account?Hillsong's millions could do so much good!!

  • @URAGR8M8
    @URAGR8M8 18 лет назад

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    YAY!!! This is what the god-fearing hillsong performers and their priests say! When they drive around in their Porsches and sleep in their multi-million dollar beachfront mansions they know god gave it all to them - and by the same logic all the poor, abused and dying are in their situation because they did bad things so god is punishing them. I guess there is Karma in Christianity.

  • @lalimon85
    @lalimon85 15 лет назад

    Our God is a God of provision. He loves to bless his children, and in abundance. Not only are you criticizing Hillsong, but you are criticizing God himself. You have no idea what Hillsong has done for 3rd world countries and the help that their message of HOPE has caused all around the world. God is merciful, seek Him, know His truth, and the truth will set you free!

  • @iMentieth
    @iMentieth 13 лет назад

    I must say Hillsong is a great example of how large numbers don't make sense to most people. You've got 30,000+ people every week. Even if we just go by what your average church member gives in every other church around the country, something like half of the 10% they're meant to give of their income... Actually let's go stingy: $10 each. 10 X 30000 = $300 000+ EVERY week. Hillsong don't need to beg; large numbers do the work.

  • @RedWinterHero
    @RedWinterHero 11 лет назад +1

    Awesome, and I can only assume your experience is evidence of what happens at all these events.

  • @cmdesign01
    @cmdesign01 14 лет назад

    I don't think there's anything wrong at all with this song. it's good to take the piss from yourself and your "relegion" from time to time. God's a big boy...he can handle it....and saying 'crazy bi tches" isn't so bad...come on now...he makes a good point in the song. I truly think there's a time and place for stuff like this...good on them. And Jesus..you know Jesus would ./ did have a good sense of humor. it's okay Axemurder..honest.

  • @URAGR8M8
    @URAGR8M8 18 лет назад

    "Just because someone has money doesnt mean they cant be a christian.
    The leaders are rich because God blessed them. They use their talents that God gave them and in return God blessed them."
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

  • @Nik123dj
    @Nik123dj 16 лет назад

    Marriage sure is a blessing, but marriage between couple who have God in their life is even bigger blessing and gives more peace and joy.

  • @spasticgorilla
    @spasticgorilla 15 лет назад

    im a christian ..but guys you gotta laugh at it !..lighten up haha!
    god bless!

  • @randyl74
    @randyl74 15 лет назад

    You guys have nailed it. I think God is very pleased with the exposure of heresy.

  • @natep183
    @natep183 14 лет назад

    Yes, I agree that some of their principles are off and some of their actions need to be revisited and reforned, but at the end of the day who are we to judge. LET GOD BE THE JUDGE OF CHASERS AND HILLSONG> It's not out place.
    But as a fellow Christian this is so saddening. They shouldn't mock what they know nothing about!

  • @TheJon4242
    @TheJon4242 11 лет назад

    I'm a christian and sing alot of hillsongs stuff. However, did you know that nearly all Australians regard Hillsongs as either evil or if it feels good go there. The problem is as christians we have to radically change how the church communicates to the population in a 1st world nation. I like the song and sing it. Its a kind of "wake-up church song" and quit performance christianity - love sacrifice death suffering are the hallmarks of faith in Christ

  • @Nik123dj
    @Nik123dj 16 лет назад

    Looks like I can't put links here. Too bad, I think you'd be interested in second link. If you want, google Hillsong, and press first (top) link, then when on the site, click ''Learn more about Jesus'' and then on the bottom click on ''TO FIND OUT MORE ABOUT JESUS, CLICK HERE'' and you'll find that virtual book. And the site is really not only about Jesus, but has some interesting answers (no preaching there).

  • @Cootabux
    @Cootabux 15 лет назад

    bob
    You wanna tell me I don't know what freedom of speech means. I spent 8 months in Nam, almost losy my leg, came home with a habit, got strait with no help from Chezzus. I then spent 23 years in AIM (The American Indian Movement) fighting fo free speech and a bunch of other rights that to this day "some ppl R still trying to block.
    I dare any man to say to me that I don't know the value of free speech!

  • @Speegs23
    @Speegs23 12 лет назад

    @sarahbelle988 The band is not the actual church, they might be ok people, doesn't change the fact they came from a word faith/ prosperity gospel megachurch that preaches heresy.
    And Hillsong United is still contemporary fluff, regardless of how humble they may be.

  • @GersonMusik
    @GersonMusik 14 лет назад

    not judge lest you be judged...
    I Love the Word of God for theses cases
    jajajaja

  • @Nik123dj
    @Nik123dj 16 лет назад

    If you believe God doesn't exist consider this. The complexity of our planet points to a deliberate Designer who not only created our universe, but sustains it today. Many examples showing God's design could be given, possibly with no end. But here are a few:

  • @stephthestar90
    @stephthestar90 9 лет назад +12

    Praise the lord and pass the chequebook.