Jane's Hitman runs tend to be funniest simply because she really tries to be methodical & sneaky like Andy, but inevitably resorts to absurd levels of brutality like Mike.
OutsideXbox and their Hitman Styles: The Analytical Andy: Combs every detail of a level, prepares and learns as much as he can before going in (like watching the briefing like a NERD), able to react quickly when things go wrong. The Jane Rampage: Jane always has a plan. Doesn't mean it ever goes correctly, but with a trusty screwdriver, a bit of luck and a lot of shouting NONONO, she gets there in the end. Sometimes. The 100% Mike: Chaos. Pure, unbridled chaos. No matter who you are, you are not free from him rampage. Oh you're a non-target on the opposite side of the level who isn't a noticer? SCREWDRIVER TO THE FACE.
Everyone notices SOMETHING. Do you really wanna bet that the thing they noticed wasn't something related to your two-Hitman kill? There are deaths -- I mean, lives on the line here, man!
@@stingersplash Yes, meticulous planning to account for every possible contingency. "For if knowledge is power, then a god am I!" I wonder if Andy has ever realized how much like the Riddler he is? Wait, maybe that's why Andy hates the Riddler?
Definitely Mike's finest moment. At 56:06, the "Searching" warning goes away. Mike actually killed so many people that no one knew Agent 47 was still around. I mean... that's one way to remain an anonymous assassin.
I love the Hitman Universe internal logic: "Well, some guy ran into this secure house in the middle of nowhere and punched out half the occupants, but it's been a few minutes and I haven't seen anyone wearing that jacket, so, as you were."
My favorite is that if they see a terrifying man in a clown/flamingo/suit of armour/plague doctor outfit for only one or two seconds, they think it's fine and not worth investigation.
I just want to see mike clearing out more of the hitman levels while andy and jane tut disapproving in the background. The disapproving makes it so much funnier Now lets get the duck out!
This is honestly my favourite Mikening so far. I laughed, I cried, it was anexperience. Also, everytime Jame went "Yes! I mean, oh no!" xD Way to convincingly hide your instinctively blood-thirsty instincts, Jane.
My favourite bit is how, after throwing 5 or so muffins, it goes into target lock down. I can just see them going up to Janus and saying "Sir, there's a strange man outside throwing soft baked goods at people. We have to get you to safety."
Here's to Mike's Elusive Target Rampage. Killed very nearly everyone, but managed to avoid the doppelganger. Let no one (Andy) say he didn't get it done.
"It's not very hitman"? It's exactly hit-man. Hit. Man. Man who hits others. With bullets. Sometimes, a screwdriver. A rubber duck. I'll always root for you, Mike!
When I did this elusive target (before watching the livestream) I remembered that you can't hide knocked out targets in boxes (something I 100% learned from watching OxBox vids), so I knocked out the body double and hid her in a wardrobe. Then ran outside and shot the other one through a window with a sniper rifle.
When the "Mission Briefing" video was published on the Hitman channel, someone immediately commented on it with this exact protip. I ended up doing this, even though I knew by then which was which.
Jane's Run: Disguises Are Useless And The Box Will Not Protect You Mike's Run: Deadly Screwdriver Rampage Gets The Job Done Andy's Run: Are You Really Going To Risk Failing The Mission For Those Security Tapes Great livestream, guys -- both of the Livestreams I've watched (after the fact, admittedly) have been Hitman-based, simply because I love your playthroughs of the game so much. The sliding scale from Andy to Jane to Mike is delightful. XD And you guys are just great in general.
is there a reason that the Hitman live streams are not in the Hitman playlist? I am re-watching the entire thing and noticed that they weren't there. Also the playlist is really annoying to watch through in chronological order because of the way it is sorted you have to click on the next video every time rather than just let it play Also Also Yay more 3 ways to play incoming
I did this without even wanting the building. The target went out on the balcony and ended up sniping the correct double! In and out without being noticed!
"If she's an innocent person, she'll just wake up in some nice grass." I'm not sure that really counts as nice, considering what that patch of grass is surrounded by.
I know this is late but just wanted to say thanks you guys cheered me up a bit I live in New Zealand I missed the live stream but watched this on our 16th of march
A hitman location in a really secluded place would be good. Like a big submarine or a space station of something out of the way. Limited exfil but varied assassinations
Oh man I was at the cinema so I missed this live! But my way of doing it was taking a lock pick, wrench and black lily pistol. Snook in through the garage, up the stairs, wrenched a dude up the stairs to take him out, picked up wrench and messed with the lamp. The woman then smokes and boom! Then just run back to the boat, shooting the barrel to cause distraction.
Still making my way through the OxBox Hitman playlist. Great watch, especially as this seems to be one of the most chaotic attempts by Mike towards an Elusive Target.
The Mike run here is the level of insane chaotic fun that the Elusive Targets are missing because you have to take them too seriously if you want to succeed and get the rewards. Hopefully soon IOI will figure out that we really just want to replay completed targets so that we can have this much fun trying out the crazier ideas that (much like bad rolls in DnD) lead to some of the most memorable moments Hitman can provide.
some good starter drinks for new drinkers and those with a sweet tooth! - malibu with coke/pepsi - amaretto with cranberry juice - southern comfort with lemonade - malibu with pineapple juice - kopparberg flavoured cider (my favourite flavour is strawberry and lime) - amaretto with coke/pepsi - malibu with chocolate milk
also make sure not to drink a wide variety of different alcohols in quick succession! drink water regularly and eat before and during to line your stomach and make the alcohol absorb more slowly
and if you DO get drunk try to sober up a little before going to sleep - that way (in my experience anyway) you're less likely to have a hangover or throw up all day the next morning
I am one of those who reads Tolkien every year, even through my general downturn in reading. There is plenty to experience each read through and it's only a couple of weeks of reading really.
I love the Oxbox Hitman videos, but sometimes they can be a pain to watch with all the mishaps -- like not knowing the difference between an explosive and a concussive rubber duck, or how to properly lure NPCs -- not to mention the Non-Target Kills... But Oxbox got me into Hitman in the first place so I probably shouldn't be judgy :D
Wait Jane was an extra in RO and Solo? That's awesome, has she ever talked about what scene and costume she had? Obviously a NDA was signed so certain things are not allowed to be disclosed, but it would be interesting if some of that was before the reshoots of either film
When you guys come to Boston, try some New England IPAs! They're juicy, citrusy, aromatic and not too bitter. Trillium is optimal, but only available in a few places. Night shift, Aeronaut, Lamplighter, Down The Road are all good breweries out here with good NEIPAs.
Watching this after the fact, but heard Jane's question about how to find time to read. Actually, if you just read about 30 minutes per day, you'd be surprised how many books you can go through.
I think she was out in the dunes because it was the only guards alive and she3 is coded to follow a guard so she is secure, and when you kill the whole map it kinda don't work to good
Winter gear was a limited time challenge pack and download at the end of January. Had a mission in Hokkaido at the snow festival, killing a corrupt fireworks factory owner.
Idea for ridiculous stuff that block our paths in games: the small trees in Pokémon. I apparently can’t just step through or around it, and can’t just get my fire lizard to burn it down either.
It's good to know muffin-based damage is not cumulative, like, no amount of muffins will knock someone out. It would be weird otherwise. It's already pretty weird.
I wish I'd taken Andy's advice and not bothered about a silent assassin rating. As it is, I pulled a really bad Mike and got murdered after the target blew up.
I had almost the exact Andy experience - accident kill by sabotaging the light where she smokes, so she blew herself up...managed to erase the tapes without getting compromised...and then as I approached the boat, someone woke up the guy in the panic room and I was compromised :(
As for something that blocked my path in games the spiders in RE7. I stopped playing after they came thru the door. I could handle the huge ones in early games cuz I told myself they were just a fantasy, but not these. Nope!
One of my favourite moments in Mikes playthrough Andy "What are you doing, he's not dead??!!"...........milliseconds later "Several silenced pistol shots"......uh he is now!!
Jane's Hitman runs tend to be funniest simply because she really tries to be methodical & sneaky like Andy, but inevitably resorts to absurd levels of brutality like Mike.
Stream starts at 0:47
Whoa. 47 seconds exactly.
Illuminati confirmed.
Oh crap
😱
Sounds fishy.
Varun Chaturvedi This is what’s called beginning a livestream in style.
OutsideXbox and their Hitman Styles:
The Analytical Andy: Combs every detail of a level, prepares and learns as much as he can before going in (like watching the briefing like a NERD), able to react quickly when things go wrong.
The Jane Rampage: Jane always has a plan. Doesn't mean it ever goes correctly, but with a trusty screwdriver, a bit of luck and a lot of shouting NONONO, she gets there in the end. Sometimes.
The 100% Mike: Chaos. Pure, unbridled chaos. No matter who you are, you are not free from him rampage. Oh you're a non-target on the opposite side of the level who isn't a noticer? SCREWDRIVER TO THE FACE.
Well then, I would be Andy
Welp, I seem to be a Jane...... I’m happy
I'm definitely Andy. Never happy if it's not Silent Assassin.
Everyone notices SOMETHING. Do you really wanna bet that the thing they noticed wasn't something related to your two-Hitman kill? There are deaths -- I mean, lives on the line here, man!
@@stingersplash Yes, meticulous planning to account for every possible contingency.
"For if knowledge is power, then a god am I!"
I wonder if Andy has ever realized how much like the Riddler he is?
Wait, maybe that's why Andy hates the Riddler?
Definitely Mike's finest moment. At 56:06, the "Searching" warning goes away. Mike actually killed so many people that no one knew Agent 47 was still around. I mean... that's one way to remain an anonymous assassin.
Jane: *sees poison*
"Poison! "
Mike: *sees propane*
"Propane!"
I love the Hitman Universe internal logic: "Well, some guy ran into this secure house in the middle of nowhere and punched out half the occupants, but it's been a few minutes and I haven't seen anyone wearing that jacket, so, as you were."
My favorite is that if they see a terrifying man in a clown/flamingo/suit of armour/plague doctor outfit for only one or two seconds, they think it's fine and not worth investigation.
Love Jon's glee in the background as Mike gives Andy a minor breakdown.
The press conference after Mike's run:
"Was this a targeted assassination? Well given the number of bodies I wouldn't exactly call it targeted..."
Jane reveals her starter drink was a screwdriver on a hitman stream that's just too perfect.
And that's just the drink
I do remember the screwdriver rampage
I believe here personal screwdriver is publicly known as Screwy.
"He's not a noticer, you don't have to... ooooh god." :D
I just want to see mike clearing out more of the hitman levels while andy and jane tut disapproving in the background. The disapproving makes it so much funnier
Now lets get the duck out!
This is honestly my favourite Mikening so far. I laughed, I cried, it was anexperience.
Also, everytime Jame went "Yes! I mean, oh no!" xD Way to convincingly hide your instinctively blood-thirsty instincts, Jane.
My favourite bit is how, after throwing 5 or so muffins, it goes into target lock down. I can just see them going up to Janus and saying "Sir, there's a strange man outside throwing soft baked goods at people. We have to get you to safety."
Here's to Mike's Elusive Target Rampage. Killed very nearly everyone, but managed to avoid the doppelganger. Let no one (Andy) say he didn't get it done.
HAHAHAHA! At the end of it all, Mike takes her down and gets "Unnoticed Kill". HAHAHAHA!!
Boop!
I've said this before and I'll say it again:
Thank you guys for introducing me to the amazing Hitman series!
I'm imagining a lone guard watching the camera feed, leaping back in horror as a fish hurtles towards the screen...
"It's not very hitman"? It's exactly hit-man. Hit. Man. Man who hits others. With bullets. Sometimes, a screwdriver. A rubber duck.
I'll always root for you, Mike!
Mike - happy to slaughter all the guards, but hesitates to kill the freaking target... 🙄🤔😂
Finishing the mission means ending the slaughter, tragically.
Mike's mission was the Mikest thing to ever Mike
I love stealth, but love taking the enemy apart a piece at a time until they're neutralized. So I loved Mike's clean sweep run.
When I did this elusive target (before watching the livestream) I remembered that you can't hide knocked out targets in boxes (something I 100% learned from watching OxBox vids), so I knocked out the body double and hid her in a wardrobe. Then ran outside and shot the other one through a window with a sniper rifle.
Andy's barely contained rage at Mike's disregard of Hitman ethics is the highlight of this video.
That house is not physically possible!.Half the second floor is completely unsupported. You're a physics major, Jane, explain gravity to that house!
It uses something we in the biz call "sky hooks"
oh? i suppose you know for sure the supports for it aren't in the floor then?
The game won't allow you to place a living target in a container. Its a good way to determine if its the real target or not.
When the "Mission Briefing" video was published on the Hitman channel, someone immediately commented on it with this exact protip. I ended up doing this, even though I knew by then which was which.
Jane's Run: Disguises Are Useless And The Box Will Not Protect You
Mike's Run: Deadly Screwdriver Rampage Gets The Job Done
Andy's Run: Are You Really Going To Risk Failing The Mission For Those Security Tapes
Great livestream, guys -- both of the Livestreams I've watched (after the fact, admittedly) have been Hitman-based, simply because I love your playthroughs of the game so much. The sliding scale from Andy to Jane to Mike is delightful. XD And you guys are just great in general.
Mike's run was so great, if only i could be as great as him
It wasn't even Silent Assassin lol
@@TheEternalOuroboros idk man, if everyone on an island dies and no ones there to hear them, isn't it technically silent?
What movie title sums up your style of game play? For Mike, I think it is "Less Than Zero".
is there a reason that the Hitman live streams are not in the Hitman playlist? I am re-watching the entire thing and noticed that they weren't there.
Also the playlist is really annoying to watch through in chronological order because of the way it is sorted you have to click on the next video every time rather than just let it play
Also Also Yay more 3 ways to play incoming
I did this without even wanting the building. The target went out on the balcony and ended up sniping the correct double! In and out without being noticed!
So, you guessed?
@@shotgunshells2 tactical luck
Who else thinks the best part is the laughing in the background
Mike saying "crikey" is my new favorite thing
Mike's playthrough was beautiful.
"If she's an innocent person, she'll just wake up in some nice grass." I'm not sure that really counts as nice, considering what that patch of grass is surrounded by.
I know this is late but just wanted to say thanks you guys cheered me up a bit I live in New Zealand I missed the live stream but watched this on our 16th of march
Mike's play through would have gone smoother if he found his lucky cricket ball
A hitman location in a really secluded place would be good. Like a big submarine or a space station of something out of the way. Limited exfil but varied assassinations
Oh man I was at the cinema so I missed this live!
But my way of doing it was taking a lock pick, wrench and black lily pistol. Snook in through the garage, up the stairs, wrenched a dude up the stairs to take him out, picked up wrench and messed with the lamp. The woman then smokes and boom! Then just run back to the boat, shooting the barrel to cause distraction.
Jane was in Solo and Rogue One? That's a reason to rewatch them!
I love that mike went for the target only once he had ran out of ammo
Still making my way through the OxBox Hitman playlist. Great watch, especially as this seems to be one of the most chaotic attempts by Mike towards an Elusive Target.
Jane sounds quite disappointed that they're having to decide who goes first democratically.
"You can't control your brain weather."
-Jane 😭
I hope I can catch the next Hitman livestream!
When that guard left the room I thought... He's going to go get backup.
I can't believe Mike killed or pacified everyone on this map but the last two people. Go ahead and get em all bro lol
I’m so upset I missed the livestream. Guess I’ll never get to see Jane as Agent 47 smacking people with a fish live.
one thing i really like about Mike's hitmaning - it makes me feel a lot better about my own playstyle ^___^
The Mike run here is the level of insane chaotic fun that the Elusive Targets are missing because you have to take them too seriously if you want to succeed and get the rewards.
Hopefully soon IOI will figure out that we really just want to replay completed targets so that we can have this much fun trying out the crazier ideas that (much like bad rolls in DnD) lead to some of the most memorable moments Hitman can provide.
some good starter drinks for new drinkers and those with a sweet tooth!
- malibu with coke/pepsi
- amaretto with cranberry juice
- southern comfort with lemonade
- malibu with pineapple juice
- kopparberg flavoured cider (my favourite flavour is strawberry and lime)
- amaretto with coke/pepsi
- malibu with chocolate milk
also make sure not to drink a wide variety of different alcohols in quick succession! drink water regularly and eat before and during to line your stomach and make the alcohol absorb more slowly
and if you DO get drunk try to sober up a little before going to sleep - that way (in my experience anyway) you're less likely to have a hangover or throw up all day the next morning
Mike's play style is somehow highly entertaining :D Love it how he didn't give up!!!! I think Jane should've gotten one restart though :)
Ending anything with a barrage of cupcakes is alright in my book.
Fighting with my family was the movie I was watching while this stream was on. A must watch for any wrestling fan. It's more drama than comedy though.
The thing about cuckoo clocks and Switzerland was some nonsense which Orson Welles made up in the film The Third Man because it sounded good lol.
I am one of those who reads Tolkien every year, even through my general downturn in reading. There is plenty to experience each read through and it's only a couple of weeks of reading really.
Most exciting part to me was watching to see if that one guard would ever finish tying his shoe.
Mike is the best hitman in the history of hitmen most entertaining and most deadly all hail the king of carnage
I love the Oxbox Hitman videos, but sometimes they can be a pain to watch with all the mishaps -- like not knowing the difference between an explosive and a concussive rubber duck, or how to properly lure NPCs -- not to mention the Non-Target Kills... But Oxbox got me into Hitman in the first place so I probably shouldn't be judgy :D
The physicist saying "like a nerd" is a bit more than can take without laughing at work.
Wait what Jane was in several movies I saw in cinema????
That’s sooo cool!!
Wait Jane was an extra in RO and Solo? That's awesome, has she ever talked about what scene and costume she had? Obviously a NDA was signed so certain things are not allowed to be disclosed, but it would be interesting if some of that was before the reshoots of either film
One of those levers on the gaming chairs is the ejection lever lol
Aww... I was looking forward to watching this live with the livestreams lining up with my weekend off, but I slept through it. 😒
Mikes gameplay philosophy: Chaos is a Ladder!
When you guys come to Boston, try some New England IPAs! They're juicy, citrusy, aromatic and not too bitter. Trillium is optimal, but only available in a few places. Night shift, Aeronaut, Lamplighter, Down The Road are all good breweries out here with good NEIPAs.
If you have the time while in Boston, I highly recommend a visit to the Museum of Science. I could easily spend days there, it's wonderful.
Watching this after the fact, but heard Jane's question about how to find time to read. Actually, if you just read about 30 minutes per day, you'd be surprised how many books you can go through.
I think she was out in the dunes because it was the only guards alive and she3 is coded to follow a guard so she is secure, and when you kill the whole map it kinda don't work to good
Say what you qant about Mikes performance i havent laughed that hard in a long time.
Where did the winter gear and the black lily come from? I don't have that fear and I've mastered most of both games.
Winter gear was a limited time challenge pack and download at the end of January. Had a mission in Hokkaido at the snow festival, killing a corrupt fireworks factory owner.
E3 location, is the person that recommends it Burns?
Poor Jane, so close but so far. That was the target, she has a smoke next to the lamp. Should have reset ;)
Idea for ridiculous stuff that block our paths in games: the small trees in Pokémon. I apparently can’t just step through or around it, and can’t just get my fire lizard to burn it down either.
It's good to know muffin-based damage is not cumulative, like, no amount of muffins will knock someone out. It would be weird otherwise.
It's already pretty weird.
Someone should make a "Fish" plush. Make it look as close to the game as possible. Run around and whack people with it yelling 'FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISH!'
Answering the eternal debate: Guns or Muffins - which is more deadly?
I wish I'd taken Andy's advice and not bothered about a silent assassin rating. As it is, I pulled a really bad Mike and got murdered after the target blew up.
I had almost the exact Andy experience - accident kill by sabotaging the light where she smokes, so she blew herself up...managed to erase the tapes without getting compromised...and then as I approached the boat, someone woke up the guy in the panic room and I was compromised :(
Mike, if Rory can beat Dark Souls, so can you! Rory is great, but man he is... not... great at Dark Souls. At least at the beginning.
How did that Wales v. Ireland match work out for you, Mike?
lol my dudes
almost bean town time
Celtics and Bruins
which one would you rather attend?
Same venue
Watching at 4am. Thought it will be nice and calming. Now I'm laying next to my partner trying so hard not to laugh or wet myself
As for something that blocked my path in games the spiders in RE7. I stopped playing after they came thru the door. I could handle the huge ones in early games cuz I told myself they were just a fantasy, but not these. Nope!
Jane: I knocked out 6 people and was shot at through a freezer box.
Mike: I see your chaos level... and raise you 110 non-target kills!
when mike took control things got real dark real quick
Are these the same guards from metal gear?
This is why I don’t play Hitman because Mike plays exactly how I would I laughed the whole time
Guard reacting to Jane's piscine rampage: 'There's something fishy going on here...'
0th!
hehe, something is weird, it's not in the channel list somehow...
Your lapel mics work so well. I'm wondering why you don't just use those in these situations.
lapel. they're called lapel mics.
@@shawnpitman876, thanks. Fixed.
Hitman meets Monty Python. There's always a bigger fishy, fishy, fish
Shout out from south florida !
Jane: **equips fish**
Jane: Espionage :3
One of my favourite moments in Mikes playthrough Andy "What are you doing, he's not dead??!!"...........milliseconds later "Several silenced pistol shots"......uh he is now!!
So Jane knocks out a guard WITH A FISH. How dense is that thing? Mike decides to use corpses for his feng shui.
I absolutely love Jane after this one the goat
“Let’s restart Hitman, everybody”
*Ad comes in*
Let’s restart RUclips, everyone
I was so busy this morning I completely missed what actually happened. Good first stream to go live on. Lol my dudes.
Woa that was nice! :O
Sushi isn't actually raw fish, that's sashimi. In order for it to be called sushi it has to have vinegared rice.