The Bad News I say that there are only two types of people in human history: sinners who acknowledge their sins and sinners who do not. This is to say that we are all sinners. You may say, “What did I do wrong?” or even think that you are not too bad. Unfortunately, the truth of the matter is that it does not really matter how you perceive yourself. This is because you are not the one who is judging, but God is. Therefore, the only opinion that counts is God’s. What is God’s standard of good then? The Scripture says, “Cursed is everyone who does not continue to do everything written in the Book of the Law” (Deut. 27:26; Gal. 3:10). It means that one has to do everything right, every time in order to meet God’s standard. In other words, one needs to be perfect to be accepted by God, which is of course not humanly possible (Mat. 5:48). This is the reason we are all sinners in God’s perspective (Rom. 3:23). What happens to a sinner? The Bible says that “wages of sin is death” (Rom. 6:23), referring to eternal punishment and condemnation. The Good News Just as you may be wondering, Paul asks, “Who will rescue me from this body that is subject to death?” (Rom. 7:24). Here is the good news. Because God loves us, He did not leave us abandoned but came to rescue us from our sins by sending His Son, Jesus Christ (John 3:16; Gal. 1:4). Jesus who is God lived an ordinary human life. The only distinction was that He lived a perfect life without doing anything wrong. Having done so, He transferred all of His righteousness to those who believe in Him. Then Jesus died on the cross taking upon Himself the punishment on our behalf. He ultimately rose from the dead proving that death had no hold on him and on those who trust Him. Only by God’s grace, we are able to see our sins and entrust our lives to Jesus. The Bible tells us that we have received “grace upon grace” (John 1:16). It is by God’s grace that we are able to see our sins and admit that we are sinners. Also, it is by grace that Jesus has come to save us from our sin and death.
"thank you for delivering my child!" "Uh- no problem" Extra part from the likes "Also have you seen my wife she went for a walk 9 months ago and never came back" "Oh uhhhhh 😬 noooooo" "Okay anyway here's 10 bucks" "HEY THAT COSTS 20" "I mailed you 20 bucks" "Oh then here's the 10 bucks" (He gives the 10 bucks back then leaves) "Hehe I got my child for free but I'm a single dad untill my wife comes back"
POV: you asked Matt Stonie for a ‘snack’ and he comes back with what he thinks a snack is
First to finish gets head start on seconds
@our hero BOT
Actually, he doesn’t eat much off screen.
@@XBeastModeXEPIC LOL I’m ded XD comment made my day
@@Randomguy-ek6ci 🤓
Marshmallow: “you found my dog! Thank you so much man!”
🤣
Marshmallow ordered a girlfriend 💀
🤣🤣🤣yeah really
@@RANDOM_DUDE_q_pNah he ordered a child that he was gonna eat
Lol
"where did you find my wife's head?"
"Eh whatever. Honey the neighbour found your head"
71likes and 0 replys let me fix that
gimp
No pretty sure that his son‘s head.
After that: OMG IS MY SON I'M CALLING 911-
💀
What a good man, returning the lost child
💀
@@meatballman9745 yy
Yi
💀☠️☠️
This should be top comment
He is canibal
“Your child, Sir”
😄😅
Omg yes that's so true!!
@@ciarawilson8460 yess!
"Lets go eat, son" 😀😃😆
"Lets go eat son" 💀👹😈
XD
Matt Was Like: "Sorry, I Accidentally Decapitated Your Brother... Here's His Head" (Leaves)
🤣😂
And ate rest of the body 😂😂
@@karllesignton7649 what I was thinking 😂
😂😂😂
based
Bro gave Marshmello a giant marshmallow and expects him to cannibalize his own species
107 and no comments?
Lemme fix that
138 likes and only one comment?!?
Lemme fix that
How can he finish that thing..
Hes just gonna do what matt does?
Even tho it's just someone in a mask
@@yatzkiebravo5047nope
bro started a war, started by sending the head of his brother
"Dad?"
"oh, nevermind"
😂
🤣
ruclips.net/video/OWsGrIvt2NM/видео.html
"dear our son has arrived"
The Bad News
I say that there are only two types of people in human history: sinners who acknowledge their sins and sinners who do not. This is to say that we are all sinners. You may say, “What did I do wrong?” or even think that you are not too bad. Unfortunately, the truth of the matter is that it does not really matter how you perceive yourself. This is because you are not the one who is judging, but God is. Therefore, the only opinion that counts is God’s.
What is God’s standard of good then? The Scripture says, “Cursed is everyone who does not continue to do everything written in the Book of the Law” (Deut. 27:26; Gal. 3:10). It means that one has to do everything right, every time in order to meet God’s standard. In other words, one needs to be perfect to be accepted by God, which is of course not humanly possible (Mat. 5:48). This is the reason we are all sinners in God’s perspective (Rom. 3:23). What happens to a sinner? The Bible says that “wages of sin is death” (Rom. 6:23), referring to eternal punishment and condemnation.
The Good News
Just as you may be wondering, Paul asks, “Who will rescue me from this body that is subject to death?” (Rom. 7:24). Here is the good news. Because God loves us, He did not leave us abandoned but came to rescue us from our sins by sending His Son, Jesus Christ (John 3:16; Gal. 1:4). Jesus who is God lived an ordinary human life. The only distinction was that He lived a perfect life without doing anything wrong. Having done so, He transferred all of His righteousness to those who believe in Him. Then Jesus died on the cross taking upon Himself the punishment on our behalf. He ultimately rose from the dead proving that death had no hold on him and on those who trust Him.
Only by God’s grace, we are able to see our sins and entrust our lives to Jesus. The Bible tells us that we have received “grace upon grace” (John 1:16). It is by God’s grace that we are able to see our sins and admit that we are sinners. Also, it is by grace that Jesus has come to save us from our sin and death.
@@RepentJC I'm an atheist bro, I don't believe in Jesus Christ
@Im bit that makes so much noise why?
@@RepentJC bro where does it say in the Bible to advertise your religion on RUclips shorts
@@RepentJC 🤣 get out
Now I’m wondering how fast he can eat it
Please. I hear this song all the time and I still don't know the name! Please, if you know tell me
@@hjunior7559 it didn't work. Any other suggestions?
@@kolbecha it’s called picture me by youngan flippa
@@aleee7114 do you mind sending the link?
@@kolbecha ruclips.net/video/1f-NQAgm-YM/видео.html found it
Adoption taken to next level
💀
Dad
That's his biological child can't you see? 😂
"Is that my mom?!"
"Lol whatever"
Mom marshmellow 🤣
اها فهمتك
Stolen
The guy above marshmelo's floor: why do i hear clapping?
@@BerzerkDoug this is why i ate my grandpa's ashes
"wait a minute"
-marshmello after he realizes
@stovenberg7561NANI!??
“I…is this my family…:(“
“Eh whatever”
Lol💀
Lmao 💀
*leaves the door open😍*
💀
His family be jiggly
We got marshmello eating his own kind before gta VI
"aww he has daddy's eyes".
oh I get it 💀💀
I don't get it
@@tyronebaza5863 bro he gave a marshmallow to marshmello
I'm glad that I know English at a sufficient level to understand this joke
Aww he does
Matt trying really hard not to let his intrusive thoughts win😂
186 in likes,but no replies? Lemme help.
230 in likes, but 1 reply? Lemme fix that
299 likes and only 2 comments?, let me fix it
315 likes but 3 replies let me fix that
322 likes with just 4 replies? I'ma fix that
That's a hell of a threat. Serving up someone's own head to them
After having his way with it, fondlng it in an elevator.
And with a smile like wtf
Treat, not Threat 🤦🏾♂️👎🏾
@@CGFIELDS imagine getting served the head of your brethren. that’s a threat
@@danielbehreh8221 someone got poor social conversing
Bro look Marshmello he's like confusing with the marshmallow😂😂🤪💀
Matt: *baby delivery*
Marshmello: “eh another one?”
bet theres a chocolate one
@@PanPengy “I hate the chocolate one because of how it looks like!”👴🏻
@@elementalswagz1686 me too lmao😂😂
@@dwilizs_wrldd huh?
@@elementalswagz1686 no im saying me too i also hate the chocolate ones cause of the way it looks
That innocent face 😭💗
Yeah ITS soooo cute when He Looks in the Air and jiggles the Marshmallow
You can't even see his fu*king face 🤣
What face
"Son?"
"Dad?"
I like how you made a 🚫 on the lgbtq flag.
You seem like a Sane person, and that you can be proud of these days.
@@konighartzderiv.4898 I'm proud of him
Lovely emoji in that username
@@TheFactiest Yes
@@konighartzderiv.4898 bruh so obsessed with lgbt you had to put it in your user 💀 I don’t like spiders you don’t see me putting ❌🕷 in my user
Could be anyone. Mellon's bot appearance struggling with thousands of copyright issues.😂
No joke I was expecting Mr.Beast
Ikr
Marshmello is Mr Beast
how
usually all the “delivering to” titles are of mr beast
@@ON3L0VE damn conspiracy
*Marshmello* being served *a marshmallow* on a platter
This was one of the best reenactment of *The Testament*
ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html
Finally its here.
true
Delivering a GIANT Marshmello to...Marshmallow!
It's the other way around. Delivering Marsmellow to Marsmello
@@Kitadayo the title has it backwards
Matt Stonie’s the kinda guy to deliver a big marshmallow to a guy named marshmallow
Hey Matt! We need you to deliver a snack for Kevin Bacon and Morgan Fairchild!"
Ruined 69 likes
"is dat my son?"
Yh it was he started eating him after
Long lost
Nope is not your son
*"It was..."*
😂😂😂
Why does it look so good though
because its a marshmallow
Imagine, traveling to the other side of the country instead of just giving a person something and they are near you
@@Numbergamer2024 bro what?
@@jamesagosto6135 I thought that Matt Stonie will also deliver something to someone far away from them
@@Boden7635 wow good job Sherlock
"Grandma can you give me a small snack? I'm kinda hungry..."
*Sure Sweetie!*
The snack:
That's called grandma love
We are always grandma's favorite momma
You're Just Lucky You're Grandma Feeds U Mine Doesn't...
@@ColinCalladaAndlikeyourepost why?
@@ColinCalladaAndlikeyourepost yea why
Dude I was saying in my mind : "Please be Marshmallow he would kinda be pissed (in a funny way)" ☠️😂
I wanna use that marshmallow as a pillow it looks so soft
When you get up from that pillow, you then look like [white subst.]💦😛
Ayo🤨📸
No one wants your Krusty head on that 😂
I would use it _differently..._ 😒
Yeah the only problem would be it getting stuck in your hair
"di...did you kill my family :o....?"
"Eh What ever I hate them anyways"
Stolen
@SingEr_playz ъһ
Siemka jak tam robisz czy to ma to nie jest to 7
Pola Apostel Do 7
Hmmmmm yes dark humor I like dark humor
"I- is that my brother..?"
"Eh, whatever I hated him anyways"
He’s like what’s this ehh ok
"thank you for delivering my child!"
"Uh- no problem"
Extra part from the likes
"Also have you seen my wife she went for a walk 9 months ago and never came back"
"Oh uhhhhh 😬 noooooo"
"Okay anyway here's 10 bucks"
"HEY THAT COSTS 20"
"I mailed you 20 bucks"
"Oh then here's the 10 bucks"
(He gives the 10 bucks back then leaves)
"Hehe I got my child for free but I'm a single dad untill my wife comes back"
532 like no comments!? let me fix it!
644 like and une COMMENT?! Let me fix it
690 like and 2 comments!? Let me fix it!
"Mashmello: Huh what is this? my brother didn't got home after his math exam eh I'll take it anyway"
"Matt: Here's your brothers head"
LOL
Alternative title " huge marshmallow eats another huge Marshmallow."
I usually skip that part
❤
Omg! You Commented after this Long
Guy:"knocks"
Mashmello:"what?"
Guy:"leaves"
Marshmello:"hm oh well"
THAT IS NO ORDINARY MAN THAT IS MATHEW STONIE!!!
YES WHY ARE YOU CALLING HIM GUY
@@Buya17 want me to edit it? Karens?
@@mrtoilet3489 KAREN? YOU ARE DISRESPECTING THE OG MATT STONIE AND ITS CLEARLY SATIRE
This is cute. Marshmello do be happy about his new marshmallow friend.
Thats hes gonna eat
@@Axixan *Sometimes there's a way to avoid child support*
@@cokoDoc Zamn wtf
This reminds me of a simple joke: I had a dream I was eating a giant marshmallow, and when I woke up my pillow was gone
😂😂
😂😂😂
You actually eat an pillow and it was not a dream -🤓
Bro was like wth is this
"M mm mmm MOMMY IS THAT YOU!?"
... oh well better not make it go to waste
💀
The way he played with it in the beginning💀
My heart dropped when he started shaking the marshmallow. So chubby 😍
Bro he is Cannibal 🗿
Mello!!! 😍😍😍 My two idols met! 😍😍😍
my exact thoughts when he was in the elevator: “U N S A N I T A R Y”
youre so fun at parties
@@Jaredp93 jokes on you i dont get invited to parties
You guys are having parties?
@@yashmeena2884 no :,)
@@yashmeena2884 what are parties
"Room Delivery."
"Oh."
Delivering marshmallow's son to the father.
"Bring me a snack"
The snack:
Edit: thank you for liking :)
Why do you thank people for likes???? It ruins your comment :(
@@kranky06 fr
@@kranky06 should i edit out the thank?
As a s’more, oh my gaaawd 🤤
Diabetes
@@hylianro wtf
Finished it and your gone
He looked adorable while playing with the marshmallow in the elevator 😍.
🤩😍🥰
Ookay and?
What did I even expect (ofc it's marshmallow) 😂
"Im not talking about marshmellow is on the video, im talking about how fluffy is the giant marshmellow is!"
I was expecting him to go
"What have you done to my brother"
Imagine you walk in to the elevator and you see Matt Stonie holding a large marshmello
*ay that's cannibalism*
Moral of the story: Marshmallow
I was wating for.. “Delivering it to my stomach”
Doctor:- U can only eat one Marshmellow
Marshmellow:-
Delivering Giant marshmallow to marshmallow 👁️👄👁️🕊️
"Hey isnt this my brother..?"
The elevator song doesn't hit the same without markiplier dancing to it.
BAD ENDING: WHEN YOU LEAVE YOU HEAR CLAPPING SOUNDS IN THE MARSHMELLO S ROOM
actually thats good ending he doesnt have a marshmella
Oh no
Nobody:Hotel Service: I have your mashmellow give me 1 billon dollars Me:☠️💀
"How much times have you watched this"
Me: yes
I dare yoy to watch 201 times Xd
Its just a jokes
@@lol_lism5745 To late 🤣
Yes is not an answer to this question - 🤓
A collab we never expected but we all loved it
"Here ya go" *leaves*
"Tf am I supposed to do with this-"
Edit: MOM LOOK I HAVE LIKES-
FAX LOL
Bro makes friend for Marshmallow
I thought it was gonna be mr.beast for some reason idk why lol 🤣
Why would he give it to mrbeast, when he can give it to marshmellow.
@@nicholasjeremy56 he said that he taught🤦♂️
I wasn't expecting that😂
“Mine own l’rd, the headeth of thy foe”
my marshmallow jiggle jiggle it don't folds 💀
I forgot that guy exists 💀
Same
whos that guy
@@guetetepgue Alan Walker, a new up and coming DJ! It is cool that people are giving him some recognition, you should go check out his music!
i- I literally read the words and said in my head "imagine marshmellow"
AND I AM NOT JOKING
Imagine just being In the same elevator as Matt and just seeing him hold a huge marshmello 😳
I'd be so confused LoL
Instead of being confused id think that he'd eat it lol
@@abz6965 Yea lol
I’d be confused on how I ended up with him in the first place because we live in different states XD
@@solar_0rbit290 Yea same xP
He probably was hesitating to not eat it while he was bringing it to the actual marshmallo lol
This is cannibalism
"Ayo this kid looks very high quality! Last time we ordered a kid online, we received oreo's kid... thanks man!"
10 with 0 reply ? Lemme fix that
Her: honey! Why does this marshmallow have a hole in it? Looks like it's 6 inches deep
Him: *takes it aggressively*
Rip technoblade
Stop using his name for attention
@@randomstuffhm this comment was made when he passed
So I wanted to let people know
Okay dilevery of marshmallow to marshmallow 🌝
"What did you do to my family.."
"eh whatever they hate me anyways"
"*/leaves the door open"
So original
but isn't that cannibalism?
“Delivering marshmallow’s long lost brother to marshmallow!”
Bro was jiggling that marshmallow like no one was watching
bro gave him a gf 💀
"Just imagine he eats both of them"💀💀
“Is that my head” “anyway” “leaves the door open…”
My money don't jiggle jiggle my marshmallow does!
"Is this gonna be considered cannibalism... meh I'm hungry"
“How fake do u want this to be?”
Him: “yes”
Bruh it is supposed to be a collab and staged
Btw nice sense of humor
Why did i find this wholesome-
Matt you just made marshmallow a cannibal
That's like my belly. 😂😂😂 I don't even know why I said it but it's true.
He literally all the time:
"My marshmallow don't jiggle jiggle it itself is jiggly"
How is this not viral-
The video is FANTAstic, its also COCACOLAstic 👌🏻
smh
Marshmallow for Marshmallow 😅