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  • Опубликовано: 16 сен 2024
  • Introducing the All Def SquADD Cast show “Versus". It’s a podcast with the OG SquADD! Each week, the SquADD will debate topics and vote at the end to see what wins. Versus airs every Monday and you can download and listen wherever podcasts are found.
    Special Guest:
    Dion Lack
    Kanisha Buss
    This Week We Discuss
    Arrested for Drugs vs. Stealing
    Work at a Nursing Home vs. Daycare
    Hunt & Diet Only on Snakes vs. Raccoons
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Комментарии • 437

  • @ElephantChatting
    @ElephantChatting 2 года назад +168

    Meg:“Omg CP how do you sleep at night!”
    CP “Full! I sleep Full!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jilaelennio6944
      @jilaelennio6944 2 года назад +6

      I was hoped he'd reference Gin Thomas. "I'm full as fuck"

    • @goldmemberbot
      @goldmemberbot 2 года назад +8

      Full on my 🦝 comforter

    • @joedog625
      @joedog625 Год назад +1

      I just saw this comment as they said this 😂

    • @ElephantChatting
      @ElephantChatting Год назад

      @@joedog625 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @VeeBabyyyyyy
    @VeeBabyyyyyy 2 года назад +165

    The raccoon scenario with CP omfg 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Kanisha thinks he is a horrible person now

    • @moedollas8265
      @moedollas8265 2 года назад +4

      As soon as I look at the comments that moment popped up 🤣

    • @JacquesSays
      @JacquesSays 2 года назад +2

      The racoon poeboy maker took me out

  • @ztuotsaLseven37
    @ztuotsaLseven37 2 года назад +114

    The snake/ racoon debate had me on the floor. 😂🤣💀

  • @Favouredz
    @Favouredz 2 года назад +68

    CP is hilarious bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣 That raccoon debate had me in stitches! Lou lou tagging the jokes 😂😂

  • @youngowen1633
    @youngowen1633 2 года назад +56

    The raccoon po-boy maker almost made me faint in here. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @carlcastor9864
    @carlcastor9864 2 года назад +60

    That Dnr Joke Really Is Messed Up But Was So HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂😂😂.

  • @Daneger
    @Daneger 2 года назад +38

    CP should be on every episode of squadcast from this point forward. He never let's us down. LOL

    • @corinmorgan2048
      @corinmorgan2048 2 года назад +9

      Lol as far as I know he's been a regular since Kev left

  • @Eve_Y
    @Eve_Y 2 года назад +40

    CP killed me this episode 😂

  • @jordanwoodstock902
    @jordanwoodstock902 2 года назад +37

    CP was onn impeccable form this episode. He has to be my favourite comedian atm. His brain is just made different 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @daniellejones2962
    @daniellejones2962 2 года назад +38

    😂😂😂I laughed loud and silent at the same time while CP was describing effing up the raccoon family. He was very passionate about that.😂

  • @QwaN87
    @QwaN87 2 года назад +17

    Yea, CP was in his bag during the snake/raccoon topic. The “funnel snake” was mad simple but perfectly hilarious 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @chefbrookscooks9087
    @chefbrookscooks9087 2 года назад +22

    I don’t think I ever rewatched a show immediately but I’m about to run this back

  • @michellebelle82
    @michellebelle82 2 года назад +36

    Having worked in a nursing home before..I'll take the daycare..and being hit by an old ass man with old man strength will make you want to fight for real Meg

    • @codesent2125
      @codesent2125 2 года назад +9

      Yo they are still plenty strong. Especially when they are going thru dementia and don't know their own strength

    • @maiapelham9608
      @maiapelham9608 2 года назад +10

      Yeah I've been there. I used to work in an adult group home. One time an old man kept punching on my hand bc I was trying to stop him from messing with the bulletin board. I finally got away from him and he was chasing me around the table. I almost had the reaction of wanting to kick him but I restrained myself and went to the basement and held the door shut and called my mgr to explain what's going on. Old man strength is no joke! And he looked frail to boot.

    • @rosie8190
      @rosie8190 Год назад +1

      Omg I spent three days in a nursing home when I thought I wanted to be a nurse. It was part of a class to spend some hours at a nursing home and that made me realize this career is not for me. Firstly the nurses in the facility weren't being helpful, and they expected so much of us as students. I had to feed a patient who was hallucinating and it was a very sad screen to watch a very old person calling for their parents, and then telling me just feed him like how. Another student came and helped me I was very close to giving up. I would take day care any day over a nursing home

  • @artpluggg
    @artpluggg 2 года назад +29

    y'all make mondays ELITE

  • @lsmith7461
    @lsmith7461 2 года назад +19

    What’s even funnier about what CP said about the raccoons is ITS TRUE! If a baby raccoon got hit by a car the momma and the rest of the babies would just keep walking and moving forward😭😭

  • @Vancev99x
    @Vancev99x 2 года назад +12

    This man really went to organized crime rings in a retirement home!! 🤣🤣🤣
    He came up with that in .03 seconds you could see the idea IMMEDIATELY enter his brain! 🤣🤣🤣😍

  • @aliaj98
    @aliaj98 2 года назад +9

    “If he miss,he dead!” 🤣🤣

    • @andrex8003
      @andrex8003 2 года назад +4

      bruh said his whole torso gone come off lol

  • @tajmahaltv1182
    @tajmahaltv1182 2 года назад +5

    “Love that raccoon for the ICU” CP is hilarious.

  • @wilkersonarielle
    @wilkersonarielle 2 года назад +52

    Keenan had to work hard on this episode with all the editing🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ElephantChatting
    @ElephantChatting 2 года назад +13

    It be all trouble when Megs in charge 🤣🤣 and she tired from the babies! It be crazy as hell

  • @tdavis2226
    @tdavis2226 2 года назад +10

    CP and them damn raccoons is hilarious.

  • @myanmonroe8065
    @myanmonroe8065 2 года назад +13

    Kenan saved 5 careers today😂

    • @jamcity29
      @jamcity29 2 года назад +1

      Lol, cold ass edit.

  • @user-rr8vj9dq9s
    @user-rr8vj9dq9s 2 года назад +39

    I could see CP working in a nursing home. He probably would do exactly what he said.
    It would be like watching Carnell but without the dancing lol,it would be with comedy
    And this must be a trick question, because old folks & babies are the same. I grew up around old folks because my mama worked in nursing homes, so I would go to work with her sometimes..I love old folks,but I'll work with the babies..cut on some Gracies Corner & get some snacks, it's a party

  • @BOO4EVA
    @BOO4EVA 2 года назад +5

    Everytime Dion talks CP turn up his face 😂😂😂😂

  • @Fatman33020
    @Fatman33020 Год назад +1

    CP is on another level. He is making comics laugh at his jokes like they paid for it. Another level...

  • @DOMCORLENEtv
    @DOMCORLENEtv 2 года назад +24

    Them babies are wearing Meg the hell out, huh? Sis looks like she’d rather be asleep. 😩😅🤣

    • @Ckearney88
      @Ckearney88 2 года назад

      Hahaha facts. I'd wear her out too hell

    • @GetPackedUp00
      @GetPackedUp00 2 года назад

      Still Fine Asf 😍😍😍

  • @DirtyDanlo
    @DirtyDanlo 2 года назад +4

    DION EMOTIONS DURING THE SUPERHERO CONVO WAS KILLIN ME LOL I NO DION I NO LOL I FEEL U MY BROTHER😂💯

  • @Blue2You
    @Blue2You Год назад +1

    "Air fryer for 🎵 15 minutes 🎵" had me weak 😂

  • @SNAB1987
    @SNAB1987 2 года назад +2

    54:43 🗣🎤FIFTEEEN MINUTES😂🤣

  • @RKfMaster
    @RKfMaster 2 года назад +4

    ADD gotta pay their Zoom bill cuz DAWG!

  • @mrj08star1
    @mrj08star1 2 года назад +16

    My Monday started off great because of yall tho💯💯

  • @rocjenkins9576
    @rocjenkins9576 2 года назад +1

    “Funnel Snake”😂😂😭😂😭😭😭

  • @noonyboon
    @noonyboon 2 года назад +9

    Always have a hang nail or always have a popcorn kernel or something else sorta sharp stuck in your teeth. Have they ever done one like that before?

    • @MyLuvJones
      @MyLuvJones 2 года назад +1

      That’s a good one.

  • @linaluv215
    @linaluv215 2 года назад +2

    48:13 CP has me over here weakkkk. Not the mama raccoon hunching her back and gathering up the rest of her babies im LMAOO
    54:17 Closed my casket. I cracked it open just to add the time stamp in.

  • @JoFlirt
    @JoFlirt 2 года назад +5

    Actually MEG, there are daycare for seniors and 24 hr daycare. There are parents who work overnight

  • @kingswift2257
    @kingswift2257 2 года назад +3

    CP don’t sound like he got kids 😂 He go’n kill the mama raccoon and her baby raccoons? 💀
    LouLou talking about fighting a raccoon and “there’s gotta be first aid somewhere in this wilderness” 😂

  • @earl0002
    @earl0002 2 года назад +1

    GHOST OKRA!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @cupcakejonez7923
    @cupcakejonez7923 2 года назад +2

    This episode was HILARIOUS !!!

  • @brayanvergara316
    @brayanvergara316 2 года назад +2

    LouLou meant Hyperion when she was talkin bout the superman in Marvel lmao

  • @lene8570
    @lene8570 2 года назад +4

    My favorite crew on a Monday 💜💜🥰

  • @cupcakejonez7923
    @cupcakejonez7923 2 года назад +1

    LouLou talking bout "i could get a 🦝...! W/them big as claws they have ?😯😲" girrrl please.😂🤣😂😂🤣

  • @chasehlee7197
    @chasehlee7197 2 года назад +13

    I’m a little disappointed that they didn’t call ghost okra actual soul food.

  • @ahub87
    @ahub87 2 года назад +16

    I feel Deon on DCU…they make the great tv shows, great cartoons, great cartoon movies but most of the time, fail in the live action…I just don’t understand

    • @xavbags6511
      @xavbags6511 2 года назад +1

      What the hell was Lulu talking about during that part lmao

    • @carnagerulez312
      @carnagerulez312 2 года назад +3

      @@xavbags6511 She somehow tried to say Henry Cavill was going to play Hyperion in the MCU but she didn't know what Marvel's Superman was called and also tried to tie in Flashpoint as reasoning behind Henry Cavill going to the MCU.
      She didn't make a lick of sense but she was trying hard to make her point. 🤣

    • @xavbags6511
      @xavbags6511 2 года назад

      @@carnagerulez312 I'm glad somebody understood bc she had me lost as hell trying to tie all that together.

  • @andrex8003
    @andrex8003 2 года назад +2

    Bruh this man said add some powdered sugar and have a "Funnel Snake" CP is wiiild 😂

  • @bnadira212
    @bnadira212 2 года назад +1

    CP and that raccoon topic…I couldn’t breathe 🤣💀🤣💀

  • @ahub87
    @ahub87 2 года назад +11

    This is to address the “meth leaving the system”…yeah you won’t test positive for it after a certain time (from what I recall, it leaves the hair last). However, Meth usage has long term side effects and changes the brain chemistry permanently…leaving some prone to psychotic behavior….even after getting clean, particularly when exposed to stress. Meaning, it makes it difficult for the user to “adult” because a high stress incident can lead them into what is called meth psychosis….even after years of being clean. Signed someone who also has a sibling who is/was a meth head.

  • @shainababe321
    @shainababe321 2 года назад +1

    This show is hilarious. Yall do so well together

  • @Unbothered92
    @Unbothered92 2 года назад +2

    Man CP earned that seat for sure.

  • @kera3849
    @kera3849 2 года назад +1

    Current nursing home worker for 26 years...trust me the daycare is better!!

  • @callasfinest
    @callasfinest Год назад

    56:06 bruhhh.. LMFAOOOOOOO CP is a diff level funny im crying

  • @iamjustenmonts1
    @iamjustenmonts1 Месяц назад

    Man I had to come back to this😂 Cp has me in tears again a year later😂😂😂😂 that raccoon segment has to be top 5 on here

  • @maiapelham9608
    @maiapelham9608 2 года назад +1

    "Love that raccoon from nicu!" 💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jordanwoodstock902
    @jordanwoodstock902 2 года назад +1

    LMAOOOOO MY Girl said DNR lol too far lou too far...................... I laughed tho

  • @jennaharris6053
    @jennaharris6053 2 года назад +5

    Now Monday can start 🥰

  • @darrendavis316
    @darrendavis316 2 года назад +1

    😂😂😂😂 CP gonna get me fired. I am in tears at work. 😂😂😂😂

    • @darrendavis316
      @darrendavis316 2 года назад

      If a Buick came and crushed one of them b!*tches….

  • @MrChewable1
    @MrChewable1 2 года назад +1

    CP is a fool with the racoons discussion!!! 😅😂🤣😭

  • @JewelEyed86
    @JewelEyed86 2 года назад +4

    Did ya'll think snakes were big ass worms or something? This episode was hilarious!

  • @dbjunk
    @dbjunk 2 года назад +3

    funnel snake 😂😂 CP was on one today

  • @signedthegoat
    @signedthegoat 2 года назад +1

    Yoooo when CP imitated the speed walk with the raccoon in the hotdog bun 😭😭😭😭

  • @MaybeAntonioJ
    @MaybeAntonioJ 2 года назад +1

    that chris brown cut has me crying cause WHAT WAS SAID LOL

  • @glamorouswallflower
    @glamorouswallflower 2 года назад

    CP on the racooooons 😭😭😂😂💀💀

  • @themysticmo777
    @themysticmo777 2 года назад +2

    that was so cute for the first VS, CP mentioned pausing a good movie/tv show to watch it with his wife! 🥲💖

  • @ProfitPower13
    @ProfitPower13 2 года назад +1

    Funnel snake sounds good. Imma make one

  • @aadddtedhxh
    @aadddtedhxh 2 года назад

    "HE'S KEEPING YOU" CP a fool!!! 🤣💀😂

  • @blackgold8513
    @blackgold8513 2 года назад +2

    Highlight of my mondays ❤️

  • @lukejean2944
    @lukejean2944 2 года назад +1

    This was hilarious lmaooo 🤣😂🤣

  • @yosemiteem
    @yosemiteem 2 года назад +2

    Ghost Okra!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Jtap_nyc
    @Jtap_nyc 2 года назад +1

    Yooooo CP is a comedic beast!!!!!

  • @Bellecassie
    @Bellecassie 2 года назад +1

    Not losing Isaiah😩😩🤣

  • @Sovereign86
    @Sovereign86 2 года назад

    “CP, how do you sleep at night??”
    CO: *FULL! That’s how, FULL!* 🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🏾

  • @Tray4nothin
    @Tray4nothin 2 года назад +1

    A RockLuck Is Fucking Hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @jonathanmccallum4330
    @jonathanmccallum4330 2 года назад +1

    You can tell they not from the South. We eat both out here 😂😂😂

  • @docdominus
    @docdominus 2 года назад +1

    Bro the DNR Gang? That is such an underrated joke 🤣

  • @mrIlovethe90s1
    @mrIlovethe90s1 2 года назад +4

    Yall act like it's so hard not fuck with R.Kelly or the Cosby show. Legit disappointing do better yall. ALSO listening R.Kelly is supporting him financially those songs were about kids.

  • @houseoflocs1646
    @houseoflocs1646 2 года назад +1

    I don’t like when Meg host. She doesn’t let them get off topic. That’s when I love this shoe the best. I love this randomness of this show , it’s so organic

  • @iyinoluwao3393
    @iyinoluwao3393 2 года назад +1

    The "ART" is about his crimes

  • @brothadarkness84
    @brothadarkness84 2 года назад +4

    Lou Lou it’s not Superman it’s Hyperion. Marvels version of Superman who is Evil

  • @joshuaballard2965
    @joshuaballard2965 2 года назад

    CP must be stopped!!!! Lmao

  • @Selahhhhhhhhhhh
    @Selahhhhhhhhhhh 2 года назад +2

    "The line is little children" - that's it CP.

  • @Wiltdastilt44
    @Wiltdastilt44 2 года назад +1

    Rather be a scammer than a drug dealer now a days. Now if this was 93 or some shyt b4 cameras was a thing, hell yea. But in 2022, I’m scamming 😂

  • @KINGOFBROOKLYN3
    @KINGOFBROOKLYN3 2 года назад +7

    Same way you could be the scammer taking somebody’s “lasts” that they own, the same way a drug dealer could be out here selling laced/fake drugs though lol they barely even mentioned that. Plus like Dion said you not always gonna recover or be the same after taking certain shit, plenty people get scammed & their accounts can recover.

  • @Pclyburnpaytes
    @Pclyburnpaytes 2 года назад

    Lou Lou went from the war on drug to the war in terror 😭 33:40

  • @mizzyfromkingz
    @mizzyfromkingz 2 года назад +2

    Lulu dropped flashpoint and the Harley cartoon on em, Ngl I was kinda hype as a nerd

    • @dasmooth96
      @dasmooth96 2 года назад +1

      and i think the marvel Superman she referring to was Hyperion

  • @bstanton2748
    @bstanton2748 2 года назад

    The way that Lou was air boxing the raccoons 😂😂😂I am dying

  • @greg1685
    @greg1685 2 года назад +1

    I don't understand how anyone can listen to R Kelly sing about a woman or watch Cosby dance around without being grossed tf out

  • @QwaN87
    @QwaN87 2 года назад +1

    A show based around a character that works in a nursing home would be funny, especially if that character is CP, engaging in the hijinks he mentioned. I don’t see longevity in it, but it would be funny.

  • @Deepbarns
    @Deepbarns 2 года назад +1

    I love this humor 😂😂😂

  • @darthcrypto6025
    @darthcrypto6025 2 года назад

    Cp had my ribs hurting lol

  • @chevsims843
    @chevsims843 2 года назад

    “Open recruitment.” CP going str8 to hell 😂😂😂

  • @mrj08star1
    @mrj08star1 2 года назад +2

    Lou lou on point with the dc 💯💯

  • @deerosay1113
    @deerosay1113 2 года назад +2

    They should do no cars vs no phones!

  • @JoFlirt
    @JoFlirt 2 года назад +2

    Cp is officially known as Kanye west spokesman. Also Megs lack of knowledge on animals is comical

  • @ivoryalexandria3309
    @ivoryalexandria3309 2 года назад

    A line called Laundry don’t sound bad. Selling all white clothes 🤔🧐 lol.

  • @SlottiexBob
    @SlottiexBob 2 года назад +2

    Selling dope ways on your soul, especially when you have family messed up. An snake is delicious!

    • @GammaAuObsidian
      @GammaAuObsidian 2 года назад

      I feel like there's more potential victims in scamming. They didn't sign up for that shit even a lil bit. There's victims in both but there ain't no rehab for scam victims.

  • @thomasandrewsjr6679
    @thomasandrewsjr6679 2 года назад

    Funnel Snake got me weak 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @JJPHILLYLG
    @JJPHILLYLG 2 года назад +4

    R Kelly’s music is a reflection of his private life. It’s not the same as watching the Cosby show.

    • @therealestillest9991
      @therealestillest9991 2 года назад

      Actually in one episode of the Cosby show Bill actually dropped hints of what he was doing in real life

    • @JJPHILLYLG
      @JJPHILLYLG Год назад

      @@therealestillest9991
      Which one? Now I’m scared lol

    • @therealestillest9991
      @therealestillest9991 Год назад

      @@JJPHILLYLG there was this episode where Bill was getting ready for a cookout and he mentions this special sauce he makes that can change a person’s mood the sauce basically makes people horny lol watch Primm’s hood cinema he breaks down the whole episode

  • @CPnumber1
    @CPnumber1 2 года назад

    CP is a fool.....🤣😂😂😂😂

  • @Uglier.
    @Uglier. 2 года назад

    42:57 he thought he was onto something 😭😭🤣

  • @Action-_-Jackson
    @Action-_-Jackson 2 года назад +1

    Meg was ready to go EARLY 😂🤣

  • @NickEn816
    @NickEn816 2 года назад +1

    Dawg.....FUNNEL SNAKE?!?!?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣