posh people: we're not that posh also posh people: I'm just carrying around this hunting horn to a formal event. In case I get a sudden urge to go deer hunting with the lads.
You stalk dear. Hunting horns are for when chaseing after dogs who are eiher chaseing a fox or rabbit depending on the type of hunt. Fox hunting uses fox hounds and you are on horse back. Beagling you run on foot with beagles chaseing rabbits.
He could have meant the King of Swaziland or as its now known eswatini. They are the last absolute monarchy in africa and the royal family are pretty nice(not saying how i know).
It's true they no longer have a monarchy since WW1, but they still have descendants of their former royal family that they still regard as princesses. E.g. Princess Maria Galitzine
5:54 is probably my favourite. The guy making a somewhat serious appeal for the legalisation of cannabis while the girl is just having the time of her life in front of the camera
his south african, his making gat... the mugabe and pet elephant jokes, are all hilarious bcoz we know those stuff aint true but when you go overseas... they always ask us do we know certain person in africa, do we own a wild animal etc
@@ericcheltenham7001 but what about a laughing Tory? Given they're probably laughing at a family on benefits or a foodbank, there is something wrong with that
An agricultural uni being the poshest one really makes a lot of sense. At Oxbridge people actually learn (somewhat) useful things for an academic career, whereas these people literally exist just to inherit their dads estate.
Grot Bag I'm from south africa so it is never just a quick hop over the pond to go skiing, but I wouldn't consider myself posh anyways. Meribel is one of the best places you can go though as you have access to Val Thorens as well, Ive been skiing at a few other places in france as well as in switzerland and italy but I always come back to Meribel.
Oh that guy met the king of Kenya! He sends me email daily saying how he's looking to move a CRAZY amount of diamonds in my country and he needs my help
Nooooo I am not a posh Person nooooo nonono no waaaayyyy yeah I have few horses... and a Lamborghini and I am also the BFF of the Queen but there is no way that I am posh
@@pixieluvv so what if they are? it's only normal to be jealous when some wanker has a cake walk of a life just because they got lucky and mummy and daddy are minted. posh kids are the fucking worst
Money doesn't make you posh, it just makes you rich, these people, claiming to be not posh and then taking a while to remember that they met the queen or having horses, elephants or fallow deer for pets, and carrying around hunting horn, gosh they are poshest people
They start by saying “oh we aren’t posh” And continue to go on to to say all these fancy holiday places, how they’ve met royals and they all have horses Mate I’ve got £4.83 In my bank account and my last holiday i went to Donegal (its in Ireland and about 50minutes from where I live)
I can tell from personal experience that people like us or them never realise they’re what you consider “posh”. I went to school in London, in a state school, only to find myself boarding at a school like this in Yr7 right in the middle of Yorkshire. It was a massive culture shock but by Yr11 I had a schoffel and by Yr13 I had been shooting. To them growing up like that is normal and it’s hard to think of people living any other way because they grow up surrounded by people with similar socio-economic backgrounds. That’s why they don’t consider themselves posh
Yeah my friend's boyfriend is like this; his house was given to him by his parents, his business used to be his dad's, his parents bought him his first classic car for his 17th birthday, he owns land, he owns horses, he owns 2 holiday homes. He doesn't believe he is posh or, in fact, that he has any privileges over anyone else in the the country. My friend is from a lower middle class background and has to constantly explain to him why other people struggle in life because he just can't get his head around it. The man's 34 and genuinely thought everyone else was raised exactly like him with the same access to money and thought poverty only existed due to making bad choices and/or engaging in criminal activity. It's mad. I'm working class and live paycheck to paycheck and he once asked why I didn't just ask my mum to buy my flat for me...
Absolutely awful timestamping. You put the timestamp just after he finished saying that and the camera had already cut onto the next group of people. More like 1:58.
The best thing about this video is that not only the video alone made me laugh (because of these people obviously being posh but denying it) but also the comment section which is just hilarious
There is no King of Liechtenstein* and there never can be. It's a principality. The monarch is the Prince, there's no above that. The Prince of Liechtenstein is also the richest monarch in Europe despite being ruler of a country that's only 4 miles wide and has one small town.
"No haha I'm not posh I just own 4 Gilets and meet the Zulu king on weekends to go speedboating. That's what everyone else does right?" Fucking spare me. My Saturday night is going to the Tesco value aisle to cry.
@@antontalbot9148 Isn't fox hunting forbidden in the UK? Maybe I missed the point that those horns only used in mounted hunting. None the less coming from an agricultural background and being posh probably often correlates.
@Dhaniya Interest in hunting and coming from an area were there is wildlife also probably correlates. But at least in Germany nobility often still holds and invests in agricultural and forest land. And judging from the fact, that an agricultural university was able to attract posh people it might be the same in the UK.
Just because the MONARCHY ended doesn't mean their are no blue bloods left to claim the throne. You never know it might return and the Habsburgs are going to be ready when it does.
@@Deltazocker who cares, fines in exchange of being addressed as your royal or imperial highness I would say it's worth it. The world needs restoration of some monarchies for the world to become stable again.
5:01 I've got many bloody animals, got a load of fallow deer I'm English and I think that was quite possibly the most posh thing I've ever heard anyone say, and of course his accent.
(This story has a happy ending.) I have a posh part in my family and a while ago, we visited them. They're friendly, but they just don't understand our life and we don't understand theirs. We're not living in poverty ourselves...but in comparison to them, we are. They had made clever investments at a young age, mainly online and in websites. We stood in their 7-floors-appartment, with velvet on the stairs and I concluded I'd never been in a bigger house in my life. Every room had a flatscreen the size of my bed, every ceiling had decoration, every curtain was made from better fabric than my best clothes and all the glass was stained-glass and the cutlery was golden. I remember we walked through the piano-room, the library, the television-room, the cinema-room, the kitchen, the dinner-room, the garden, the 3-part-room for the daughter, the nursery, the baby's dressingroom and the baby's walk-in-closet. The new baby was still in the belly of the mom and the gigantic pile of brandnew clothes that was waiting for him was ridiculous. Things like 'I love Paris' and 'I got this shirt in London' were on the clothing. The mother said; 'The cleaninglady still has to fold and put that away, sorry.' We then looked at their bedroom, which was the size of our house and the 8 bathrooms and 12 toilets and 7 balconies and then we went downstairs and when someone opened a toiletdoor, it creaked. The woman/mother said; 'The door creaks, that's actually the last thing to be fixed. I had hoped they would've finished that by today but..I guess you can't have everything..' and I tried to look like I cared and nodded, as if she had a point. We sat down at the table together and my sister told the family about her inturnship. She was working with horses. "Oh" the mother said. 'We're looking for a horse, maybe your stable has a good one?' My sister asked for a bit of explanation and the mother said; 'Didn't you just say you worked at the stables? I assumed you are the manager?' And my sister politely replied; 'No, I have studied a few years and know a lot about horses and what to look for when buying. But for now I am allowed to shuffle excrement from the floor. That's how an inturnship goes.' An aunt replied; No, you can start higher, can't you? Why would you start at the bottom?' and we grinned politely and let our silence hang in the air. Until they understood that normal people, are not being treated like rich folk and are asked to shuffle shit. Then (and this is the great thing) we walked outside with the group and during this, we listened to all the future plans our family had. Investing in all sorts of things, buying more property, traveling to other places and drinking more champagne. We were wearing our most fancy outfits during the walk and still looked like 'paupers' whereas they were wearing Tommy Hilfiger-suits and held their Birkin-bags or whatever they were. They'd taken a frisbee (a modern one, with a hole in it. Like a donut-shape) outside and the father threw the frisbee to his daughter. She threw it further, near the bushes. He grabbed it, put it around his arm, let it rest on his shoulder and walked on. He threw it towards her and then said; 'Oh..shit!" Turns out, he hadn't noticed that in those bushes, there'd been a dogpile the size of a yacht, so his arm, his shoulder, his suit, his hands and his daughters hands were now covered in dogshit. He tried to wipe it off, we held our breaths and tried to help by donating our tissues, but the smell was horrid and we laughed ourselves silly in the car on the way home. It gave a whole new meaning to the phrase 'Stinking rich.' Thank you for reading.
@@supermaster2012 Haha I usually add that to my stories if they haven't been entertaining, but instead, very preachy and informative :P In this case, I would've probably chosen to start with 'Dear Diary.' at the top, instead :P
"I met an Austrian princess once." - me, coming from Austria and knowing that we literally don't have any royal people since 1919 after the fall of Austria-Hungary. 👁👄👁
@@tiffany3652 i have a horse in algeria, shes beautiful and is for riding i live in the uk as well and i dont here cause our real estate is all in central london where would i keep it
I go here, and it's because 1. a lot of their family are historically british and went there. 2. It's for them to gain agriculture degrees as much of zim is still farmland. 3. There's not many places offering the same courses - lots of Africans at NCL, Harper Adams and Reading too.
@@eleanorrigby7897 All uni costs the same here.... it's if you want that degree and the name of it on your CV (Blesing and a curse). Two asian students on my course were good friends of mine :)
where exactly do you expect a university in the middle of the English countryside to be? The choices are either a church or a castle and based on the age of this uni you can discard the church.
If I’d shelled out on a private education for my offspring and the best they could come up with was a degree at RAU I would cry internally for the rest of my life.
It doesnt really matter where they go to university. It is just a posh finishing school before they manage daddy's estate or Daddy's mate in the bank gets them that internship.......
Watching this from an underdeveloped country just made this 1000x more intense. The cultural GAP u have no idea. Couldnt be more interested in your channel!! Love your humor.
My parents used to live near this university they said they absolutely hated everyone there, also it’s very easy to see royalty in around there. My dad met Prince Williams in a pub
'oH mY gOd iT's PoSh fOsH'... get in the sea
Max Fosh Right, thanks.
@@wanderingmonkvinyl hahahahahahahahahaah, wasn't referring to your comment dw
Max Fosh hehehe
Am i gonna be fmaous as well? :))
@@MaxFosh Hello Max, fantastic video. I didn't realise you had a channel. Taking the mick out of them in a great way. More please
“iM noT pOSh I LOvE KebAb”
- Poshest statement ever made.
Kebab is legendary
I think that is in reference to female genitalia ergo she likes lady parts ...
That kebab must have Kobe beef in it
I think it was meant as a self aware joke
@@DaGelato don't forget the gold
posh people: we're not that posh
also posh people: I'm just carrying around this hunting horn to a formal event. In case I get a sudden urge to go deer hunting with the lads.
You stalk dear. Hunting horns are for when chaseing after dogs who are eiher chaseing a fox or rabbit depending on the type of hunt. Fox hunting uses fox hounds and you are on horse back. Beagling you run on foot with beagles chaseing rabbits.
@@currentcomentor1026 *blows hunting horn* WE FOUND A POSH LAD, GET EM
The first time I read this I thought you were exaggerating. Then I finished watching the video.
Hunting horns are used with the hounds for fox hunting
@@jack66244 fox hunting is sickening
"I came from nothing in the middle of Africa"
"I own a pet elephant"
"in my room... Errrrr not in my room"
Lol those south africans were talking out their arses
@@jonathan1391544 we always do
They fucking with him obviously
Scrolled for the south African comments. Those are homies right there
“It’s a university for everyone” says the dude who’s at a college party in a tuxedo and he doesn’t look ridiculous
Well to be fair most universities have a student union that throw themed nights
A tuxedo costs like 50 bucks if you know where to buy, it's no indicator of wealth in this day and age.
@@supermaster2012 yeah if you wanna look like a plonker
@@BichaelStevens Exactly. Anything well fitted costs four figures.
Is Durham ?
“Nobody can be posh, nobody can not be posh.” Very insightful.
"Yeas Paartially" hmmm "paaartially" " and whats your name?" " Jasper" fantastic XD
Boy looks like Boris fucking Johnson
@@GiraffeFeatures oi
Jasper is a solid name shut up
Don’t know why this has so many likes ffs
@@jasperkirkpatrick-navarre5546 me neither XD
"Come from nothing in Africa"
2 minutes later: Owns an elephant and met Robert Mugabe
Plot twist: He's a poacher and got rich by selling ivory on the black market.
Come from nowhere*
“Come from the middle of nowhere in Africa”
100% comes from a family that owns people.
"Coming from nothing in Africa" and "being white" rarely goes togethet
What I learned from this video: posh people wear sunglasses at night.
And people who go to raves
and massive druggies
@@rubyr0f naaaah
@@kimmy13fox it's the truth love x
And dealers
“Are you descended from a long line of willow trees?” 😂😂😂😂😂
Even the tattoos are posh
4:10 man says "I've met the King of Kenya."
But Kenya has never had a King like EVER. Serious cap right there.
maybe he means jomo kenyatta, seems mega unlikely tho
I think the King of Kenya would disagree
Oh my god! Who did I give my money to then?!
There is also no Austrian princess
He could have meant the King of Swaziland or as its now known eswatini. They are the last absolute monarchy in africa and the royal family are pretty nice(not saying how i know).
‘And what’s your name?’
‘Jasper’
- cut scene -
I’m hoWLING THIS WAS SO FUNNY
ahah I know right, mad cause he went to my sixth form and I was shocked when I saw him lol
Sarah Thomas Oi what’s wrong with the name jasper 🤕
k
Jasper Games yh what’s wrong wit us
@@jayhaze1528 It's a very posh name
"Are you posh?"
"No"
"What's your name?"
"Jasper"
😆😆😆
VEGAN GRUB perfectly good name I’d say
@@jayhaze1528 no doubt mate👍
I genuinely don't get it. Is Jasper a posh name? I never thought so myself to be honest.
@rxp56 p o s h . . .
😂😂
The “everyday you’re shoeffeling” joke was heavily underrated
Wasn’t rated at all really
There‘s the elephant of a room
This guy is poshing jokes on us
@@LeslieDugger I can tell your British by how you put “really” after your sentence
Joke was good reactions were a little too posh
4:11 he's so posh, Austria reinstated their monarchy for him
It's true they no longer have a monarchy since WW1, but they still have descendants of their former royal family that they still regard as princesses. E.g. Princess Maria Galitzine
He also said he's met the King of Kenya...Kenya has never had a king
@@mwaicrep7417 My inbox says otherwise.
@@HardCounter I don't rember regarding anybody from austria as a princess.
@@skilllessbeast7416 Because a single person defines a whole country
'Yes I have met the Queen'
'yea she's part of the royal family's
'yea she's a big deal'
5:54 is probably my favourite. The guy making a somewhat serious appeal for the legalisation of cannabis while the girl is just having the time of her life in front of the camera
She looks so drunk
@@FM-to3gy is drunk
She is my hero 😂🤣
she looks like a chubby elizabeth henstridge
"am I gonna be famous?"
Oh my she is so drunk it is adorable 😂
Well adorable as long as she doesn't get into any trouble poor thing
**POSH NOISES**
I know someone who is self confessed posh and they make those noises exact noises on a regular basis instead of breathing
Copper Clouhds possibly the best part🤷🏻♀️
This university is so posh even the African international students are white
South African*
Most African international students in the UK are white lmao
@@adingreyling5407 seems like Rhodesian lmao
*Zimbabwean
He looks tanned
"The King of Kenya", I'm Kenyan and I'm really curious to know who this King is :D
Maybe he watched The Lion King and got confused
Just watched this and I was like where am I from? 😂
I met him in a bar. Told me his real name was Joe. Joe King...
his south african, his making gat... the mugabe and pet elephant jokes, are all hilarious bcoz we know those stuff aint true but when you go overseas... they always ask us do we know certain person in africa, do we own a wild animal etc
I think he confused with the king of Swaziland
0:58 that's the most Tory laugh ever done.
Nothing wrong with laughing, or being a tory
@@ericcheltenham7001 but what about a laughing Tory? Given they're probably laughing at a family on benefits or a foodbank, there is something wrong with that
@@adamdickinson2894 it’s worse to actually be on benefits than laugh at people on benefits. Stop being jealous
@@ericcheltenham7001 ok Margaret 🤣🤣 it's hilarious how arrogant you are thinking anyone would be jealous of you too 🤣🤣🤣
@@ericcheltenham7001 Imagine saying there is nothing wrong with being a Tory and not being ironic.
An agricultural uni being the poshest one really makes a lot of sense. At Oxbridge people actually learn (somewhat) useful things for an academic career, whereas these people literally exist just to inherit their dads estate.
Yes and no, so many people at oxbridge learn litterature or something else not related to any career
@@Louis-qo7tf Also an agri-business degree can be extremely useful, one of the biggest money making sectors today.
Thats so weird because I feel that an AG uni in the US would hold a whole lotta "unposh people"
@@BWOY_MU5H its not a uni to learn to drive trucks, its just property management, real estate...
@@BWOY_MU5H And cultural differences, in Sweden for example you need good grades to become a hairdresser, its so popular that they are selective
"Where do you go on vacation?" "French Alps, MERIBEL" god that was the poshest answer of them all
my parents met in meribel and im feeling very exposed rn
Lol thats where i usually go i didnt know it was considered posh
Grot Bag I'm from south africa so it is never just a quick hop over the pond to go skiing, but I wouldn't consider myself posh anyways. Meribel is one of the best places you can go though as you have access to Val Thorens as well, Ive been skiing at a few other places in france as well as in switzerland and italy but I always come back to Meribel.
Basically anything to do with the Alps or skiing is fucking posh.
Why would you wan go France any way lol 🤷😂
0:57 "I'd say it's someone with lots of land."
*Laughs in rich*
Biggest dickhead in the video tbf, look at Posh Fosh's face, mortified.
yeah, i seriously thought those two guys across each other we're going to high-five each other!
This genuinely made me crack up 🤣
I was thinking about how posh his life was too lol
2:40 *crying* "A gilet is a quintessential British clothing."
i didnt even know what it was until i saw max fosh on tiktok
@@elisaausberlin4838 Please don't bring your problems here.
“Im a huge fan, youre called George” loool
Oh that guy met the king of Kenya! He sends me email daily saying how he's looking to move a CRAZY amount of diamonds in my country and he needs my help
I thought that was Nigeria, mate?
@@TheKh65 pick an African country, they all work
How do you think that guy got so rich and posh? He answered the email
@@oscarj0231 not rlly. Only specific country that ppl actually know
@@stanvanillo9831 ahh yes, the Prince of Kenya, Uhuru Kenyatta also known formally as the President
Nooooo I am not a posh Person nooooo nonono no waaaayyyy yeah I have few horses... and a Lamborghini and I am also the BFF of the Queen but there is no way that I am posh
you are just jealous
Bubbles Am I?
@@pixieluvv so what if they are? it's only normal to be jealous when some wanker has a cake walk of a life just because they got lucky and mummy and daddy are minted. posh kids are the fucking worst
Jay Williams your behaving more like the wanker with what you’ve just said mate
Jay Williams Ah yes the old “I hate all rich people because my life sucks”
I laughed so hard at the jazz music over the hunting horn. The editing of this video is sublime
This was hilarious, non of them think of themselves as posh, yet the answers prove otherwise 😂great job
Money doesn't make you posh, it just makes you rich, these people, claiming to be not posh and then taking a while to remember that they met the queen or having horses, elephants or fallow deer for pets, and carrying around hunting horn, gosh they are poshest people
They start by saying “oh we aren’t posh”
And continue to go on to to say all these fancy holiday places, how they’ve met royals and they all have horses
Mate I’ve got £4.83 In my bank account and my last holiday i went to Donegal (its in Ireland and about 50minutes from where I live)
Rosa Maguire fucking Work for your Money LOL
The Cma not a chav, a culchie
Spain isn't really fancy lol
The Cma not having money makes you a chav? Grow up mate
At least donegal is pretty lol
Have you ever met any royalty?
‘I met Mary Berry in Portugal once’ I’m wheezing
Jan Cowell portugal caralho
Not gonna lie, when you said gilet, I thought of the razor
You're not alone😂
You've made my day 😂😂
I have never heard any English person call an item of clothing a Gilet... isn't that French? Maybe it's just the damn southerners.
Nom nah not from where I’m from and I live in the south
Maggie I thought of fish
I love how they get progressively more drunk as the interview continues
the music put on the hunting horn was utterly hilarious
Max fits right in and he can't deny it
Even got the laugh
Ye he kinda gas we accent
Max is upper middle class and they were lower upper class.
@@_s_9920 upper class in the UK is only aristocracy ?
@@Louis-qo7tf I wouldn't be surprised if a few of them were aristocracy, the child of a Lord or a Duke or something
@@Louis-qo7tf By definition, yes. And to be middle class you need a bachelor’s degree.
You come with an idea but you leave with a dream is still the best quote of this video
True. 😂👌✨
It's a really great idea that Max interviews drunk and tipsy Posh people
“Apart from killing millions of people, top bloke!” 😂😂😂😂 Crying 👌🏻
Tell me, how many times have you been referred to as Max Posh before?
well he went to harrow and his parents worked in investment banking so it goes with the territory, no?
I can tell from personal experience that people like us or them never realise they’re what you consider “posh”. I went to school in London, in a state school, only to find myself boarding at a school like this in Yr7 right in the middle of Yorkshire. It was a massive culture shock but by Yr11 I had a schoffel and by Yr13 I had been shooting. To them growing up like that is normal and it’s hard to think of people living any other way because they grow up surrounded by people with similar socio-economic backgrounds. That’s why they don’t consider themselves posh
indeed
Same story here mate! Did you go to the one in Harrogate? 😂😂😂
So ur posh
Trust Joe at least he’s aware of it
Yeah my friend's boyfriend is like this; his house was given to him by his parents, his business used to be his dad's, his parents bought him his first classic car for his 17th birthday, he owns land, he owns horses, he owns 2 holiday homes. He doesn't believe he is posh or, in fact, that he has any privileges over anyone else in the the country. My friend is from a lower middle class background and has to constantly explain to him why other people struggle in life because he just can't get his head around it. The man's 34 and genuinely thought everyone else was raised exactly like him with the same access to money and thought poverty only existed due to making bad choices and/or engaging in criminal activity. It's mad. I'm working class and live paycheck to paycheck and he once asked why I didn't just ask my mum to buy my flat for me...
“Definitely a lot of mummy’s and daddy’s have been here” favourite part
2:02
Jasper seems nice tbh. Despite the circumstances.
@@nooneinparticular9837 he's like the one person who's not an absolute twat
Absolutely awful timestamping. You put the timestamp just after he finished saying that and the camera had already cut onto the next group of people. More like 1:58.
i mean to be fair, all universities have had mothers and fathers go through them LOL
The best thing about this video is that not only the video alone made me laugh (because of these people obviously being posh but denying it) but also the comment section which is just hilarious
"I'm not posh personally, but I think a lot of money helps"
6 minutes of drunk posh people denying the fact that they’re posh
Max's just poking fun at them and they don't realise
they are just drunk having fun
But hes posh too
i think theyre too drunk to realize anthing tbh
Because their *drunk *
Isn't Alcohol a wonderful thing
"no im not posssssh"
"my father is the king of lichtenstein"
There is no King of Liechtenstein* and there never can be. It's a principality. The monarch is the Prince, there's no above that.
The Prince of Liechtenstein is also the richest monarch in Europe despite being ruler of a country that's only 4 miles wide and has one small town.
@@Yamezzzz another fun fact is that the Prince is richer than the country
@@Yamezzzz isn't he the richest monarch in the world?
Martin Košec I'd argue the Saudi King is richer
False premise.
As someone from Cirencester this is very entertaining.
"are you descended from a long line of willw trees?" Gagu 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"No haha I'm not posh I just own 4 Gilets and meet the Zulu king on weekends to go speedboating. That's what everyone else does right?"
Fucking spare me. My Saturday night is going to the Tesco value aisle to cry.
Aran why don’t you try to succeed then? It is only your fault
@@vibinouthere3511 I'm a student you twat, I'm working on it.
@@ar9n don't worry I got your self-deprecating joke. Most posh people don't get that it seems... suppose they got nothing to self-deprecate about :/
Shit I'm a Zulu💀
BRUHHHHHH LMFAO
3:10 some guy getting rejected on the right
Hahahah take your arm off of me virgin, didn’t realise until you said 😂
Clevster probably drunk
she says "not right now"
I'm not posh, I just like to bring my hunting horn to parties 🤷♂️
Maybe I'm quick to judge as I'm not from the UK, but isn't a hunting horn something you would expect to see at an agricultural university?
@@donbow450 no. Hunting is what posh people do, they get dressed up in silly red clothes and prance about on horses going off to kill foxes.
@@antontalbot9148 Isn't fox hunting forbidden in the UK? Maybe I missed the point that those horns only used in mounted hunting. None the less coming from an agricultural background and being posh probably often correlates.
@Dhaniya Interest in hunting and coming from an area were there is wildlife also probably correlates. But at least in Germany nobility often still holds and invests in agricultural and forest land. And judging from the fact, that an agricultural university was able to attract posh people it might be the same in the UK.
It's not like the lad can carry around an alphorn now can he?
I LOVE THAT HE SAYS:"I MET AN AUSTRIAN PRINCESS" BUT OUR MONARCHY DIED OVER 100 YEARS AGO. TIMETRAVELER ALERT... IT MIGTH BE THE DOCTOR IN DISGUISE
Well I’ve met people from the von Habsburg or how ever you spell it (I’m danish not austrian) and they consider themselves to be royalty...
Just because the MONARCHY ended doesn't mean their are no blue bloods left to claim the throne. You never know it might return and the Habsburgs are going to be ready when it does.
The House of Habsburg still exists.
@@sebbjerre4396 Which has already led to some of them having to pay fines for using a royal title, which is illegal in Austria.
@@Deltazocker who cares, fines in exchange of being addressed as your royal or imperial highness I would say it's worth it. The world needs restoration of some monarchies for the world to become stable again.
"I don't particularly think I'm posh" "I met the Queen once"
This might be my favorite video to date... Just class from you Max 👌🏼
The South African guy in the green jacket from 5:57 giving us his entire dissertation
"I've met an austrian princess." didn't know we still have them here.
My thoughts exactly
the von Habsburg still exist, only the imperial throne doesn't.
@@Ronkyort0dox i know they still exist. but there are no habsburg princesses anymore.
@@Ronkyort0dox yeah Ferdinand Vin Habsburg is a racing driver and most famous for driving Le Mans with the Somali president Jimmy Broadbent
@@seekind_the_artist Yes there are, think, because you call the daughters of, for example, a duke also princess and they still exist, even in Austria
Meeting the prince of Lichtenstein isnt hard since the fella has a festival outside his castle where anyone can drink a pint with him
Jesus this is such a good content 😂 Thank you Max 😂 It’s great getting to know those people, seem extraordinary and interesting!
I like the guy who says he isn't posh but accurately describes himself when describing posh people.
Exactly jasper
i swear max is obsessed with gilets
5:01 I've got many bloody animals, got a load of fallow deer
I'm English and I think that was quite possibly the most posh thing I've ever heard anyone say, and of course his accent.
I love how everyone is drinking the least posh drinks like bucky and then the the ascent comes out 😂
hvae you met anyone in the royal family?
"yes ive met the queen"
"yep king of kenya"
"i met a prince"
"IVE MET MERRY BERRY!"
We are very nice normal people
"Mugabe is a very pleasent person"
"I have a pet elephant in my room"
(This story has a happy ending.)
I have a posh part in my family and a while ago, we visited them. They're friendly, but they just don't understand our life and we don't understand theirs.
We're not living in poverty ourselves...but in comparison to them, we are. They had made clever investments at a young age, mainly online and in websites.
We stood in their 7-floors-appartment, with velvet on the stairs and I concluded I'd never been in a bigger house in my life.
Every room had a flatscreen the size of my bed, every ceiling had decoration, every curtain was made from better fabric than my best clothes and all the glass was stained-glass and the cutlery was golden.
I remember we walked through the piano-room, the library, the television-room, the cinema-room, the kitchen, the dinner-room, the garden, the 3-part-room for the daughter, the nursery, the baby's dressingroom and the baby's walk-in-closet.
The new baby was still in the belly of the mom and the gigantic pile of brandnew clothes that was waiting for him was ridiculous. Things like 'I love Paris' and 'I got this shirt in London' were on the clothing.
The mother said; 'The cleaninglady still has to fold and put that away, sorry.'
We then looked at their bedroom, which was the size of our house and the 8 bathrooms and 12 toilets and 7 balconies and then we went downstairs and when someone opened a toiletdoor, it creaked.
The woman/mother said; 'The door creaks, that's actually the last thing to be fixed. I had hoped they would've finished that by today but..I guess you can't have everything..' and I tried to look like I cared and nodded, as if she had a point.
We sat down at the table together and my sister told the family about her inturnship. She was working with horses.
"Oh" the mother said. 'We're looking for a horse, maybe your stable has a good one?'
My sister asked for a bit of explanation and the mother said; 'Didn't you just say you worked at the stables? I assumed you are the manager?'
And my sister politely replied; 'No, I have studied a few years and know a lot about horses and what to look for when buying. But for now I am allowed to shuffle excrement from the floor. That's how an inturnship goes.'
An aunt replied; No, you can start higher, can't you? Why would you start at the bottom?' and we grinned politely and let our silence hang in the air. Until they understood that normal people, are not being treated like rich folk and are asked to shuffle shit.
Then (and this is the great thing) we walked outside with the group and during this, we listened to all the future plans our family had. Investing in all sorts of things, buying more property, traveling to other places and drinking more champagne. We were wearing our most fancy outfits during the walk and still looked like 'paupers' whereas they were wearing Tommy Hilfiger-suits and held their Birkin-bags or whatever they were.
They'd taken a frisbee (a modern one, with a hole in it. Like a donut-shape) outside and the father threw the frisbee to his daughter. She threw it further, near the bushes. He grabbed it, put it around his arm, let it rest on his shoulder and walked on. He threw it towards her and then said; 'Oh..shit!"
Turns out, he hadn't noticed that in those bushes, there'd been a dogpile the size of a yacht, so his arm, his shoulder, his suit, his hands and his daughters hands were now covered in dogshit.
He tried to wipe it off, we held our breaths and tried to help by donating our tissues, but the smell was horrid and we laughed ourselves silly in the car on the way home.
It gave a whole new meaning to the phrase 'Stinking rich.' Thank you for reading.
😂😂
you missed "Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk" at the end for the extra comedic value.
they're just rich
@@supermaster2012 Haha I usually add that to my stories if they haven't been entertaining, but instead, very preachy and informative :P
In this case, I would've probably chosen to start with 'Dear Diary.' at the top, instead :P
What a twist at the end😂
Gotta love these guys claiming not to be posh and a few seconds later naming the names of their 28 horses and 7 dogs like wtf
And they don’t call the doggos something normal like fudge or biscuit, they go for gimpy posh bastad names like tarquin and pinot grigio
“Do you think that’s true?”
“Yes, poshilly. ”
1:48
"I met an Austrian princess once." - me, coming from Austria and knowing that we literally don't have any royal people since 1919 after the fall of Austria-Hungary.
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Max: Do you have any pets?
Blonde girl wearing a £1000 Moncler jacket: Yah I do, I have horses.
If that's not posh then I don't know what is.
And then she doesn't get the Sauvignon Blanc joke after she said one of her horses name is Chablis. Dumb and rich. Perfect combination.
I have a horse and I’m poor af
@@tiffany3652 i have a horse in algeria, shes beautiful and is for riding i live in the uk
as well and i dont here cause our real estate is all in central london where would i keep it
@@tiffany3652 i think my family owning the real estate is what makes us poor (its so expensive here wth 😭😭)
@@habib6499bestie im going to be so honest with you if you own property in central london you are rich
It isn't a StreetSmart episode without mentioning a gilet
It isn't a max's video in general without mentioning a gilet
Still not a clue what it is though
Micro Wave it’s like a coat without arms
Mr Fred like a vest?
Micro Wave yes but it is stuffed so it will keep you warm
Why are there so many South African students at this university?
Ianthe to upkeep the land they stole
I go here, and it's because 1. a lot of their family are historically british and went there. 2. It's for them to gain agriculture degrees as much of zim is still farmland. 3. There's not many places offering the same courses - lots of Africans at NCL, Harper Adams and Reading too.
@@robynhogg6178 do they take any students from Asia on scholarships or is it too much of an expensive university?😅
Jahson Yahweh, fuck off mate. That countries a pit because they took the land and gave it to un educated locals.
@@eleanorrigby7897 All uni costs the same here.... it's if you want that degree and the name of it on your CV (Blesing and a curse). Two asian students on my course were good friends of mine :)
I lost it at Jasper 😂😂
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@@JasperNLxD HAHAHAH
@@chaz3196 ☹️
"Are there a lot of posh people here"
"Yes, partially"
"And what's your name?"
"Jasper" 😂😂😂
pet names was the killer - absolutely rumbled
No one:
Max: interviews drunk university people
Literally LOOVE him
The guy on the right at 3:08 just entered the friendzone. Rip...
that was 6 minutes and 41 seconds of pure chaos and i appreciate it
5:41 that's me deciding who I pay attention, the hot posh girl or the chill guy speaking about weed?
Lolll I live in Cirencester and this is so funny, can always identify one of the aggys by a good schoeffel and a lanyard
Same here. I’ve only just discovered this video from the one where he buys the roundabout and honestly it’s the best thing ever 😂
And piling up the trolley with booze for the weekend in Tesco!
2:24 "Do you work in the admissions office?"🤣🤣
I love how they're trying to say they're not posh whilst standing outside of a giant castle
that's the uni
where exactly do you expect a university in the middle of the English countryside to be?
The choices are either a church or a castle and based on the age of this uni you can discard the church.
6:04 he’s pitching an actual business idea and she’s just vibing for the camera
The part of the video of the guy playing the hunting horn had me screaming 😂😂😂😂😂😂
If I’d shelled out on a private education for my offspring and the best they could come up with was a degree at RAU I would cry internally for the rest of my life.
It doesnt really matter where they go to university. It is just a posh finishing school before they manage daddy's estate or Daddy's mate in the bank gets them that internship.......
@@matthewcoombs3282 This. Universities like this aren't even about the education, they're about the networking that goes on there
Why though only poor and middle class people need a decent degree
Watching this from an underdeveloped country just made this 1000x more intense. The cultural GAP u have no idea. Couldnt be more interested in your channel!! Love your humor.
I feel you, in fact the whole thing becomes a lot funnier when you're from a place that is anything but posh
personal problem
“Have you met any of the royals“
“Merry berry”
i'd wager none of them remembered being in this the next morning- they're all absolutely hammered
“Have you met any royals”
“Mary Berry”
She’s the only one I like
Her family tree is made up of willow trees
The girl in the red dress was sooo drunk 😂 OMG lol
“It’s when people dress and speak a certain way”
*He says, In a tuxedo*
3:57 Posh fella in England drinking a bottle of Buckfast?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
I lost it at Max's reply at 2:20
that was just violatingg😭😭💀💀
0:58 poshest laughter ever
I lost it when they started naming their horses/pets/fallow deer 😂😂😂
"We're not posh"
Has like 5 horses
My parents used to live near this university they said they absolutely hated everyone there, also it’s very easy to see royalty in around there. My dad met Prince Williams in a pub
“I’m a huge fan”
“Your Name George?” That gets me every time