The best programmer type is the one that creates his own compiler for his own programming language, while using his own IDE in his own Operating System in his homemade PC with his own CPU architecture. 💪💪💪
The Rust zealot: -"This wouldn't happen in rust" -"Did you know Rust was made in safety in mi-.." 🤓 -Shats and pisses themselves when C/C++ -Sends an issue on Git telling you to rewrite it in Rust -Denies being in a cult despite showing all the signs of being in a cult
The "I have no idea how my tools work" guy has been my personal pain point. No, you don't commit your node_modules directory, your commit message can be longer than just a title, just because you have autocomplete does not mean you can stop thinking. And no, we can not make the API tokens static strings without any security measures or possibility to revoke their access. (I wish these were separate people)
I’m the type of programmer that will start a new proyect loose interest or end up starting a new one and works on 2 at the same time so I don’t finish neither
hey man why u haten on vim? Vim's a grate text editor when ya get to know it, and there are things you can do in vim that are a lot harder to do most other text editors. But you know I guess I cant hate on ya too much, I mean your probably the kind of programmer that uses a mac book that isn't even ten plus years old! I mean I feel sorry for you I do, but maybe one day you'll know what it's like to be a REAL programmer using arch btw on a x220 thinkpad.
Would you like to have a bad computer competition? I own a 2009 iMac from the town dump. When I was just barely starting to learn about linux, I tried to install linux on it. I did not realize that it was a 32 bit machine. This resulted in me trying random distros until one worked. The one that worked was, unfortunately, Kali linux. I can't figure out how to change to something usable. The computer crashes when I try to open Firefox.
In all fairness, learning things the old fashion way can be handy for learning fundamentals. Definitely shouldn't DO everything the old fashion way once you know it though.
Doing everything the old way is like counting with I. I II III IIII and be the time you get to just a hundred (a number which isn't even that big) you still have to write 1 hundred characters. When you could've just used the new base 10 to write 100 in three characters, or you could use something way too new and write it in scientific notation like 1.0 × 10² in 9 characters.
my professor was the ancient programmer. class was in c++, but the professor was ancient so the code he wrote was basically just c. i don't think he had ever heard of the standard library lol. tbf i dont care much for the standard library but it was still kinda funny
Im the one that feels bad about not understanding a piece of code, I think i kinda have imposter syndrome which is where you dont feel like you fit in with other people that do the same stuff as you Im improving myself though, im starting to feel better about what i can do
Bro the too humble one is me playing fps games. My friends are like stfu stop bragging while I’m over here trying to understand why I was only able to no scope headshot 4 people with an automatic gun in the span of 2 seconds and not all 5
@@vaisakh_km i made some research Bytecode is used by a widespread python interpreter called cpython. It is implemented in c. Bytecode isnt defined in the python standard, it is implementation-defined.
Does a PC from 2010 running Windows 10 also count as ancient? At least I can run Visual Studio Code, my QEMU GUI and QEMU itself at a time and my system doesn't even come to the point where it could crash.
@@imibuks-replit Wait, a slow Linux distribution? What distro do you use then if I may ask? I also ran Linux before on my machine and neither Ubuntu nor Xubuntu were slow. However, I only dual-booted Windows 10 with Linux as society forces me to use Windows...
I have a 2009 iMac from the town dump. I tried like 9 different linux distros and the only one I could manage to install on it was kali. This was a while ago, and since this, I have learned a bit more about linux. Enough to realize that kali was a mistake, but not enough to figure out how to change it. I think I win the bad computer competition.
I make mistakes all the time, that's why 90% of my code is copied from others... (Which incidentally results in code that doesn't work because it doesn't interact well with the 10% that is not copied.)
5:00 there is just SO much wrong with that code... primt, mismatched brackets, spaces and quotation marks, missing quotation marks, that abomination of an if-statement. The cherry ontop would have been a semicolon at the end of lines
Guy 3: *corrects the print without parantheses error* Me: he's right, yes Guy 3: *goes on to act like he's never made a mistake in life* Me: Please shut up
as C senior developer, it is easy to manage memory eg: a,b =1,2 print (a) huh? malloc and free? what is that? actually i might be missed that... i will look it up..
The first one like i can print iknow if statement i can set variables me am i a joke to you why the hell then i know 17 diffrent frame work and lerning 18th
Was this video just a weird flex claiming python3 >>> all other languages for general development? I know you can't write SUPER DUPER low level code with it directly, but you can make something that GENERATES low level high performance code with python or any other high level language.
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Good video
Say hello to me plox.
How code C++ with a rock?
The best programmer type is the one that creates his own compiler for his own programming language, while using his own IDE in his own Operating System in his homemade PC with his own CPU architecture. 💪💪💪
JDH videos in a nutshell
Terry Davis except the architecture
nah some ppl are toxic and competent at the same time
Lmao eu acordei a floresta inteira rindo disso. Eu tenho um """colega""" que pensa assim não ironicamente.
learning apps and language quirks can be hard
Well, actually the statement "compiling c++ with gcc" is correct, because g++ is a c++ compiler as a part of the GNU Compiler Collection, thus GCC. 🐈
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so almost like you are compiling c++ *with* the compiler collection?
The first one is like people with many points in Stack Overflow lol
the "senior" guy can be found almost everywhere, even my friend was one until he wasnt
I hate people like that. I got my degree recently and I still dont hold that level of delusion
It has been 2 weeks... But finally. A NEW VIDEO
i will upload again in like 2 hours maximum. :)
@@zyapguy yessss, thank you legend :)
The Rust zealot:
-"This wouldn't happen in rust"
-"Did you know Rust was made in safety in mi-.." 🤓
-Shats and pisses themselves when C/C++
-Sends an issue on Git telling you to rewrite it in Rust
-Denies being in a cult despite showing all the signs of being in a cult
i will never understand the cultist following of rust. i mean shure it is a good coding language but it isnt the best for every application
“OOP suck, and anybody who do it are not real programmers!”
I know your joking but I agree
@@evan_game_dev i disagree coz look at java it's used everywhere
@@jayesh1891 yes but oop has usually nothing to do with how the machine works
The "I have no idea how my tools work" guy has been my personal pain point. No, you don't commit your node_modules directory, your commit message can be longer than just a title, just because you have autocomplete does not mean you can stop thinking. And no, we can not make the API tokens static strings without any security measures or possibility to revoke their access. (I wish these were separate people)
I’m the type of programmer that will start a new proyect loose interest or end up starting a new one and works on 2 at the same time so I don’t finish neither
04:20 is actually *too real.* Keep it up!
"Your code won't compile"
Yes sir, it will interpet
Ma man writing an entire toolchain in Assembly for your own Os is just the best way to learn programming.
hey man why u haten on vim? Vim's a grate text editor when ya get to know it, and there are things you can do in vim that are a lot harder to do most other text editors. But you know I guess I cant hate on ya too much, I mean your probably the kind of programmer that uses a mac book that isn't even ten plus years old! I mean I feel sorry for you I do, but maybe one day you'll know what it's like to be a REAL programmer using arch btw on a x220 thinkpad.
Would you like to have a bad computer competition?
I own a 2009 iMac from the town dump. When I was just barely starting to learn about linux, I tried to install linux on it. I did not realize that it was a 32 bit machine. This resulted in me trying random distros until one worked. The one that worked was, unfortunately, Kali linux. I can't figure out how to change to something usable. The computer crashes when I try to open Firefox.
as an ancient programmer I can say that this 7:04 is what happens to me every time I try to program
Nobody use TURBO C buddy in the market!
the way "akshtcually" guy said "blah blah blah the code *will not compile"* in context of python made my day
In all fairness, learning things the old fashion way can be handy for learning fundamentals.
Definitely shouldn't DO everything the old fashion way once you know it though.
Doing everything the old way is like counting with I.
I
II
III
IIII
and be the time you get to just a hundred (a number which isn't even that big) you still have to write 1 hundred characters. When you could've just used the new base 10 to write 100 in three characters, or you could use something way too new and write it in scientific notation like 1.0 × 10² in 9 characters.
Amazing voice acting as always.
my professor was the ancient programmer. class was in c++, but the professor was ancient so the code he wrote was basically just c. i don't think he had ever heard of the standard library lol. tbf i dont care much for the standard library but it was still kinda funny
4:52
Godzilla having a stroke while reading this code and fucking died
"Your code wont compile"
"But python is an interpreted language"
"oh right, continue"
Im the one that feels bad about not understanding a piece of code,
I think i kinda have imposter syndrome which is where you dont feel like you fit in with other people that do the same stuff as you
Im improving myself though, im starting to feel better about what i can do
Bro the too humble one is me playing fps games. My friends are like stfu stop bragging while I’m over here trying to understand why I was only able to no scope headshot 4 people with an automatic gun in the span of 2 seconds and not all 5
2:49 Well actually, python is an interpreted language
Sorry but I had to lol 😂
Well actually, python does compile to bytecode.
@@5cover well actually, the byte code is only simulated
@@5cover 😶 does it?
@@vaisakh_km i made some research
Bytecode is used by a widespread python interpreter called cpython. It is implemented in c.
Bytecode isnt defined in the python standard, it is implementation-defined.
The Yanderedev programmer:
Puts 30 line long if statements everywhere
6:17 I expected TurboC. It gives an authentic ancient look.
Does a PC from 2010 running Windows 10 also count as ancient? At least I can run Visual Studio Code, my QEMU GUI and QEMU itself at a time and my system doesn't even come to the point where it could crash.
Woah, if it works I guess fine. I have a 2012 one and it's soo slow I am now running Linux on it
@@imibuks-replit Wait, a slow Linux distribution? What distro do you use then if I may ask? I also ran Linux before on my machine and neither Ubuntu nor Xubuntu were slow. However, I only dual-booted Windows 10 with Linux as society forces me to use Windows...
I have a 2014 pc and it works perfect
I have a 2009 iMac from the town dump. I tried like 9 different linux distros and the only one I could manage to install on it was kali. This was a while ago, and since this, I have learned a bit more about linux. Enough to realize that kali was a mistake, but not enough to figure out how to change it.
I think I win the bad computer competition.
almost 40k subs!
keep up the good work mate!
My python Code never compiles what am I doing wrong
0:50 I think almost turing complete, all you need are while loops
I am the ancient programmer, the past is my essence. I still programming in TURBO C; nobody is programming in this.
I make mistakes all the time, that's why 90% of my code is copied from others... (Which incidentally results in code that doesn't work because it doesn't interact well with the 10% that is not copied.)
That “C++” tutorial 😂😂
and they're all accurate oh my god
what is your programmer type
the one who abuse of ternary expressions
The first one is literally turing...
Compiling c++ with gcc... so minor that it took me a bit to understand what was wrong with that. lol
One day and 2 video from zepp guy 😍😍
Today is my luckey day 😊
2:50
You are writing *Python* 2 Syntax
Your code won't *COMPILE*
woooah new profile picture. i like.
5:00 there is just SO much wrong with that code... primt, mismatched brackets, spaces and quotation marks, missing quotation marks, that abomination of an if-statement. The cherry ontop would have been a semicolon at the end of lines
@Rosen2 I think he was aware of that...
Guy 3: *corrects the print without parantheses error*
Me: he's right, yes
Guy 3: *goes on to act like he's never made a mistake in life*
Me: Please shut up
6:10 inaccurate. We program in COBOL using power pcs.
2:50 well actually python is an interpreted language so yes your code won't compile
the moment when Vim takes 2 minutes to start xD
I thought it was a hoax, but everything works!
I have been programming for 2 years but I am some how the ancient programmer?
as C senior developer, it is easy to manage memory eg:
a,b =1,2
print (a)
huh?
malloc and free? what is that? actually i might be missed that... i will look it up..
Lucky, As a c++ programmer who hates modern c++ I fell like the only thing I ever do is allocate and free memory )---:
sorry what is this "=" sign? I only use memcpy
WWEEEEEELLlll ACTCHUALLY the ancient programmer wouldn't be using their text editor as root. :)
I like how you do not know how to enter insert mode inside vim xD
Mann your channel is growing so fast, I remember the time with only 280 subscribers 🥲🥲 congrats!
I know right
4:51 I swear my nephew sent me almost the exact same code and asked for help lmao
Zyap's nasally voice is a blessing sinn the heavens
hahah thats me in vim ok don't make me quit the terminal again
2:49 yeah it wont compile. Obviously cuz ur using python
Good laugh, again. Thanks.
Glad you enjoyed it
You forgot the Rustaceans
Last one made me LMAO lol
1:59 Hehe clang
New video, Woohoo
last one best programer
Wait- I use GCC is that bad LMAO
The first one like i can print iknow if statement i can set variables me am i a joke to you why the hell then i know 17 diffrent frame work and lerning 18th
I was here when u had 2-3 k subs
There is another
Um actually, I think C is a great language and you guys are just jealous that you don't know it!
Was this video just a weird flex claiming python3 >>> all other languages for general development? I know you can't write SUPER DUPER low level code with it directly, but you can make something that GENERATES low level high performance code with python or any other high level language.
1:17 OKAY STIP CALLING ME OUT OKAY I JUST HAVE UNHEALTHILY HIGH STANDARDS FOR MYSELF 😭
Nicee
dont say anything against vim xD
allah yo
your title
is.......inaccurate....
i got the 420th like and 50th comment
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