The Flash Would Rather Joke

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  • Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024

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  • @ellisi6439
    @ellisi6439 2 года назад +238

    1:05
    Joker: What's your name again?
    Flash: The Flash. Fastest man alive?
    Joker: Right. Yet you're always late.

    • @benhart8685
      @benhart8685 2 года назад +35

      No he has the a point.

    • @Tawmis_
      @Tawmis_ Год назад +8

      Thanks for the subtitles I couldn’t tell what they were saying.

    • @SuperMarioTheEditor
      @SuperMarioTheEditor Год назад +5

      @@benhart8685 he really does

  • @karinamartinez5604
    @karinamartinez5604 2 года назад +403

    “I would tell you but this is a family show”
    -Green arrow

  • @deadturret4049
    @deadturret4049 2 года назад +140

    I love how the injustice version of Jay Garrick is still wholesome despite everything.

  • @YEYawson8376
    @YEYawson8376 2 года назад +809

    Blue Beetle: Slowing down, old timer?
    Flash: *Careful. I'll photobomb your selfies*
    Blue Beetle: NOT COOL, MAN
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @natspencer174
      @natspencer174 2 года назад +55

      i love that one, Barry is hilarious.

    • @PresMan36
      @PresMan36 Год назад +7

      Barry is the evilest of evil.

    • @RuanAntunes7
      @RuanAntunes7 Год назад +5

      That was the best one

    • @syahrulvengers720
      @syahrulvengers720 Год назад +5

      The worst thing that can happen is someone photobomb your selfies.That is evil

    • @averageminecraftenjoyer9419
      @averageminecraftenjoyer9419 Год назад +2

      This reminds me what if reverse flash always photobombed barry everytime he took a photo

  • @adrianhill8203
    @adrianhill8203 2 года назад +182

    flash: you shot me in the knee
    deadshot: recover didn't ya
    flash: guess i shouldn't expect an apology

  • @triplestarplushtheplushana6840
    @triplestarplushtheplushana6840 2 года назад +344

    Green Arrow: I have an arrow with your name on it!
    Flash: Wait, Barry Allen, The Flash or just Barry?
    Green Arrow: ......Yes.

  • @lilshokan
    @lilshokan Год назад +39

    Barry:I'll photobomb your selfies
    Reverse flash: and I'M the villain?

  • @flaco3462
    @flaco3462 2 года назад +167

    Flash: Another time, remnant?
    Other Flash: Better than you in every way.
    Flash: No WAY you make a better omelette!
    this one is especially funny to me

    • @thatguysanimation
      @thatguysanimation Год назад +2

      The specific mention of an omelette makes it funnier

    • @flaco3462
      @flaco3462 Год назад +3

      @@thatguysanimation flash takes pride in his omelettes

    • @thatguysanimation
      @thatguysanimation Год назад +3

      @@flaco3462 I can relate I'm a judgemental person when it comes to omelettes

    • @flaco3462
      @flaco3462 Год назад +1

      @@thatguysanimation same but for eggs in general

  • @mattwo7
    @mattwo7 2 года назад +83

    4:21 Oliver: I look at Jamie and feel ancient....
    Jay: Just think how _I_ feel!

  • @phantombounty6328
    @phantombounty6328 2 года назад +462

    Flash needs his own Netflix special

    • @xXMordSchlagXx
      @xXMordSchlagXx 2 года назад +26

      Can’t tell if that’s a joke since he has one

    • @mattwo7
      @mattwo7 2 года назад +18

      Think you mean HBO Max.

    • @phantombounty6328
      @phantombounty6328 2 года назад +13

      @@xXMordSchlagXx it's a joke because a lot of comedians have netflix specials

    • @phantombounty6328
      @phantombounty6328 2 года назад +3

      @@mattwo7 nah all the good comedians are on netflix

    • @xXMordSchlagXx
      @xXMordSchlagXx 2 года назад +1

      @@mattwo7 I see

  • @Gwendolynpoole616
    @Gwendolynpoole616 Год назад +16

    0:06 "you are fast yet frail" "you're ugly yet unattractive" lmao

  • @Kasaix
    @Kasaix 2 года назад +45

    0:20 Solid Back to the Future reference.

  • @soundwave6366
    @soundwave6366 2 года назад +30

    I love Raiden for not thinking less of others with his whole “I need allies not minions.”

  • @fishgoblubglub
    @fishgoblubglub 2 года назад +57

    I love the connection that the Flash and Arrow have. It is so frickin' funny sometimes.

  • @BlueFlameBird
    @BlueFlameBird 2 года назад +27

    1:41 Jay just fucking murdered Hal

  • @kingeshiebor5444
    @kingeshiebor5444 2 года назад +39

    Harley's voice actor is sooooooooo perfect and her lines fit her personality so well 😂

  • @Rainbowdragon2
    @Rainbowdragon2 2 года назад +11

    "I know 18 ways to destroy you!"
    "Waaaaay too hostile.....and specific"

  • @ninjakombatant9722
    @ninjakombatant9722 2 года назад +111

    "Hold still, puny hero."
    "Sorry, restless leg syndrome."
    "I'LL TEAR THEM FROM YOUR HIPS!!"
    Mmm, Flash Kebab.😋🤤

  • @benlundberg3811
    @benlundberg3811 Год назад +9

    1:41 I mean, Jay isn't exactly wrong considering what Hal is doing with the Regime.

    • @digitaldevil696
      @digitaldevil696 Год назад +1

      I think it's exactly why he said what he said. Maybe he also knows about the parallax incident, but I'm not sure it happened in the injustice verse

  • @ROY57ON
    @ROY57ON 2 года назад +107

    2:48 After watching a few of these, it's weird hearing a Hellboy line that doesn't sound like recycled dialogue for a change.

  • @sakaiclips
    @sakaiclips Год назад +5

    Oliver: My earth’s Flash would like a word. I’d tell you but this is a family show.
    Oliver broke the 4th wall!

  • @BronyIncYT
    @BronyIncYT 2 года назад +21

    “I’d tell you, but this is a family show”
    Ah yes, a “family” show about beating people & creatures up. Also, Meta 4th wall break there Green Arrow

  • @broden4838
    @broden4838 Год назад +14

    1:34
    Leo: This may be my toughest fight yet.
    Flash (Barry): Loser buys a jitters.
    Leo: (removes trench coat) I don't plan on losing.

  • @Opportunerex4
    @Opportunerex4 2 года назад +7

    “Do I sound slow?” 😭

  • @BigBoyBlue
    @BigBoyBlue 2 года назад +6

    2:04 "I am the lord thy Grodd"
    Ayo, I never knew how big Grodd's ego was until today lol

  • @markcrawford5810
    @markcrawford5810 2 года назад +10

    The Blue Beetle one actually made me laugh.

  • @SmashFinale
    @SmashFinale 2 года назад +16

    Should have said "would rather chuckle"

  • @stevenclark2188
    @stevenclark2188 2 года назад +21

    Of course Jordan isn't the one-true-lantern to Garrick.

  • @SGM_X
    @SGM_X 2 года назад +13

    Bane: Your fast yet fail
    Flash: your ugly yet unattractive
    Bane: ¨Shoot he got me good¨

  • @tobiaskadachi
    @tobiaskadachi 2 года назад +15

    2:59
    *Cough* *Cough* Injustice *Cough* Animation.

    • @RevampReborn
      @RevampReborn 2 года назад

      I don’t get it

    • @tobiaskadachi
      @tobiaskadachi 2 года назад +1

      @@RevampReborn He gets intoxicated by Scarecrow and dies from a trap.

  • @helloiamherenow9636
    @helloiamherenow9636 2 года назад +9

    3:15 flash: come on bro I'm tryina be scary help me out here :,(

  • @Falchion1984
    @Falchion1984 2 года назад +26

    The Flash mentions getting shot in the knee, and nobody mentions Skyrim? Now, THAT makes my head spin.
    Flash: I used to be a friendly hero like you, then I took a bullet in the knee. *uses Heroic Brutality*

  • @mattwo7
    @mattwo7 2 года назад +31

    0:20 Is that a Back to the Future reference?

  • @benlundberg3811
    @benlundberg3811 Год назад +1

    Bane: "Goodbye, tiny man." Why did this make me laugh?

  • @wokenlunatic2849
    @wokenlunatic2849 2 года назад +51

    (The Flash Vs Sonic The Hedgehog)
    The Flash: have I lost my mind or am I seeing a Blue Hedgehog wearing Shoes?
    Sonic The Hedgehog: this Hedgehog will beat you before you even realised
    The Flash: no way your faster than me/it even speaks? 🤨
    Sonic The Hedgehog: I heard you can lost focused very quickly
    The Flash: I can’t help it when people is in danger
    Sonic The Hedgehog: dude, even my little Buddy got more focused than you
    The Flash: how fast are you exactly?
    Sonic The Hedgehog: fast enough to eat hundred Chilli Dogs at once
    The Flash: well then let’s have a challenge/Jesus you got good stomach
    Sonic The Hedgehog: that costume looks ridiculous
    The Flash: and you only wearing gloves and shoes are better?
    Sonic The Hedgehog: hey! I can’t find any clothes to fit me and there’s no way I am wearing baby clothes

    • @Azrael-vz7fg
      @Azrael-vz7fg 2 года назад +7

      Hahaha I love this

    • @boydixonentertainment
      @boydixonentertainment 2 года назад +3

      Apparently Sonic doesn’t like pants (At least according to Sonic Boom) so that’s something he could bring up.

    • @wokenlunatic2849
      @wokenlunatic2849 2 года назад +1

      @@boydixonentertainment let be honest no one ever care about Sonic Boom (unless there kids)

    • @Azrael-vz7fg
      @Azrael-vz7fg 2 года назад

      I DON'T RUN FROM THE FIRE!
      *I AM THE FIRE!!!*

    • @wokenlunatic2849
      @wokenlunatic2849 2 года назад

      @@Azrael-vz7fg is that The Flash or Sonic?

  • @dexoearth9167
    @dexoearth9167 Год назад +6

    (The Flash VS. Other Speedsters)
    Flash(Barry): You? Seriously?
    Quicksilver: What's wrong? You didn't see that coming?
    Flash(Barry): You make it so easy to hit you!
    Sonic: You're too slow!
    Flash(Jay): I'll run circles around you.
    Sonic: We'll see about that.
    Flash(Barry): If you tag me, it's because I let you.
    Sonic: I'll leave you quaking in your gold boots.
    Flash(Barry): Nobody calls me chicken!
    Flash(Jay): I think it's time to rethink your life choices.
    Quicksilver: You won't see me coming.
    Flash(Jay): Now that's just cynical.

  • @JamesCPotter13
    @JamesCPotter13 2 года назад +18

    Grodd: Prostrate yourself before me.
    Jay: I honor Presidents, not Kings.
    Grodd: I am the Lord thy GRODD.
    Why is this such a good LINE?

  • @Caselestial
    @Caselestial Год назад +4

    "No way you make a better omelet"

  • @jahnreznov
    @jahnreznov 2 года назад +3

    "I don't hear at super speed"
    But he does?

  • @deshawnwinn9454
    @deshawnwinn9454 Год назад +1

    Damian acting like the flash couldn't just speed blitz him

  • @Blu-Arch-Plyer
    @Blu-Arch-Plyer 2 года назад +7

    0:50 that was funny

  • @Gwendolynpoole616
    @Gwendolynpoole616 Год назад +3

    3:50 "leave this place or die" "no banter?" I think reverse flash been around Barry to much

  • @rwbyknight93pelz94
    @rwbyknight93pelz94 Год назад +2

    i was fast once then i took a bullet to the knee

  • @feedthemind3626
    @feedthemind3626 2 года назад +14

    Why people can't talk like this in real life

  • @zaneasonia
    @zaneasonia 2 года назад +17

    The Flash is funny.

  • @nootwithana
    @nootwithana 2 года назад +5

    Man I love Taleisin

  • @zyoh4311
    @zyoh4311 2 года назад +7

    0:43 💀💀

  • @redkalel
    @redkalel Год назад +2

    It’s ridiculous how some of these gears make the characters completely unrecognizable. Like it took a double take to realize the big gold guy was Bane

  • @HawkTHSS2893
    @HawkTHSS2893 2 года назад +3

    im the Lord thy God?! What the hell, Grodd?! are you trying to Blasmpe the True God?

  • @kaizo4217
    @kaizo4217 Год назад +1

    Sometimes the conversations don't make sense they probably should have made more lines

  • @Adamthecoolguy123
    @Adamthecoolguy123 Год назад +1

    0:00 "you are no erron black"

  • @doodtheman2508
    @doodtheman2508 2 года назад +4

    Sounds so weird after Critical Roll

  • @DvtdToru
    @DvtdToru Год назад

    I like flash’s effect when scarecrow called him scary bro straight matched his face😂

  • @jasonbrownie12
    @jasonbrownie12 Год назад +1

    0:20 he didn't even say you were chicken

  • @LiamGers-cx1kn
    @LiamGers-cx1kn Год назад

    “Nobody calls me chicken!”
    Pretty sure your name ain’t Marty Mcfly, Flash!

  • @littlemanh765
    @littlemanh765 2 года назад +2

    The first two are the best 😂

  • @nathantolliver8661
    @nathantolliver8661 Год назад +1

    I didn't know the Jay Flash was in the game too. He sounds like Lego superman from the games.

  • @fatalwaffle1715
    @fatalwaffle1715 2 года назад +8

    Cool.

  • @BigPuddin
    @BigPuddin 2 года назад +175

    It cracks me up when Grodd thinks he can fight Sub-Zero and not die horribly. It's like he forgets what franchise the guy's from. Supergirl I get. She's a goody-two shoes even if he doesn't stand a chance. But Sub-Zero? Homie, say goodbye to your spine.

    • @Ghost_gc
      @Ghost_gc 2 года назад +13

      At least he's not dealing with bi-han

    • @Gwendolynpoole616
      @Gwendolynpoole616 2 года назад +3

      Shut up and take my like lol you made me laugh so hard

    • @Gwendolynpoole616
      @Gwendolynpoole616 2 года назад +2

      @@Ghost_gc lol

    • @A_Random_IRS_B0T_
      @A_Random_IRS_B0T_ 2 года назад

      Well I mean he could be fighting worse…
      Like all the other recolor Scorpion’s.

    • @RabblesTheBinx
      @RabblesTheBinx Год назад +2

      I mean, yes, but on the other hand, Kuai Liang is nowhere near as powerful as DC's heavy hitters, and Grodd's a very powerful telepath who has put the likes of Superman and Batman under his thrall, before. Both of whom have psychic blocks meant to prevent that exact thing.

  • @liquidmang
    @liquidmang 2 года назад +1

    0:22 Crackle-Crackle!

  • @mariaselvatr2845
    @mariaselvatr2845 7 месяцев назад +1

    1:14
    The Flash: “Any side effects from Grodd’s mind control?”
    Green Arrow: “My head’s filled with cravings for blood-soaked bananas.”
    The Flash: “Let’s try shaking them loose.”
    BLOOD-SOAKED BANANAS 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

  • @walteraiue5850
    @walteraiue5850 2 года назад +3

    Guys, there's any Wally West costume for the Flash in Injustice 2?

  • @TheStickCollector
    @TheStickCollector 2 года назад +5

    Cool

  • @ShadowdaHedgie11
    @ShadowdaHedgie11 7 месяцев назад +1

    Blue Beetle: Slowing down, old timer?
    Flash: Careful. I'll photobomb your selfies
    Blue Beetle: *NOT COOL, MAN*
    Ok I often don't like jokes like that but the delivery these two give for it are GREAT
    I would also say that the Flash is quite close to being D.C.'s Spider-Man in personality... but I think Plastic Man has the better quips.

  • @sakaiclips
    @sakaiclips Год назад +4

    The Flash: You got no chance.
    Damian: I know 18 ways to destroy you.
    The Flash: You really are Batman’s son

  • @DrCory48
    @DrCory48 2 года назад +2

    Cool video

  • @lordrealashemtov5818
    @lordrealashemtov5818 2 года назад +1

    I love ur vids

  • @RoulitaTheresia
    @RoulitaTheresia Год назад

    1:Green Arrow
    2:Bane
    3:Scarcrow
    4:Firestorm
    5:Robin
    6:Harley Quinn
    7:Blue Beetle
    8:Green Arrow
    9:Flash
    10:Joker
    11:Green Arrow
    12:Gorilla Grodd
    13:Supergirl
    14:Leonardo
    15:Green Lantern
    16:Joker
    17:Gorilla Grodd
    18:Vixen
    19:Atom
    20:Green Arrow
    21:Bane
    22:Green Lantern
    23:Harley Quinn
    24:Hell Boy
    25:Scarecrow
    26:Swamp Thing
    27:Batman
    28:Deadshot
    29:Green Arrow
    30:Doctor Fate
    31:Raiden
    32:Red Hood
    33:Swamp Thing
    34:Black Manta
    35:Flash
    36:Green Arrow

  • @dravengarcia8658
    @dravengarcia8658 2 месяца назад

    0:07 that's what my bane looks like wth?!!

  • @brunohouthuys84
    @brunohouthuys84 Год назад

    Cool but I still you could make a video of Leonardo saying "touch my bros answer to me" please

  • @Babbleplay
    @Babbleplay 7 месяцев назад

    I prefer purple suit joker to this 'looks like a hobo' version.

  • @GawrGurasBathTubPizza
    @GawrGurasBathTubPizza Год назад +1

    pretty sure flash can speak AND hear in super speed
    the actual issue is everyone talks too slow

    • @GawrGurasBathTubPizza
      @GawrGurasBathTubPizza Год назад

      p.s flash respect presidents not kings? so you respect some idiot who may or may not of accidentally got elected not royalty? thats brainwashed american propaganda for you

  • @husnainnaeem553
    @husnainnaeem553 2 года назад

    Well that is something else

  • @martinwich8788
    @martinwich8788 Год назад +3

    2:10 Who’s that?

  • @Maestrosendgame
    @Maestrosendgame 2 года назад +8

    He isn’t wrong with raiden

  • @eb0utique
    @eb0utique 2 года назад +1

    What does Green Arrow have against Flash

  • @darklordofgaming2872
    @darklordofgaming2872 2 года назад +2

    Omg lol

  • @therealestcheck
    @therealestcheck Год назад

    DO deathshot next

  • @germanwulf40
    @germanwulf40 2 года назад +36

    2:29 "I don't think you should be admittin' you been lookin' at dat boy'z jib!"
    --Will Smith, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

    • @michaelmiller6675
      @michaelmiller6675 2 года назад

      KEEP HIS SOON TO BE EX WIFE'S NAME OUTTA YOUR FŮCKING MOUTH!!!!!!

  • @venusrose9890
    @venusrose9890 2 года назад +18

    "I am the Lord thy Grod" is an underrated line.

  • @legend2.081
    @legend2.081 2 года назад +10

    Blood soaked bananas

  • @KurdaLatif
    @KurdaLatif 6 месяцев назад

    🇦🇷