Coleman Francis. A so called film director, not yet caught in the wheel of artistic progress. An audio track, removed. A stupid plot, deservingly mocked. Soda pop. Pigs. Cherokee Jack. A flag on the moon.
You know there maybe some truth to the Faked Moon Landing thing. 😄But then again it was allegedly directed by Stanley Kubrick, you know a GOOD director?😋
After all this time I'm still confused about the Flag on the Moon. " He was the best President ever." "A century ago!" " Father McKenzie darning his socks in the night when there's nobody there."
Holy crap! Man, i never saw The Beast Of Yucca Flats! Didn't know Tor Johnson did anything besides Edward D. Wood Jr. films. But i saw that Puerto Rico short before and it had TONS of great lines in it about defoliating the natural beauty and paving over the indigenous culture for the sake of corporate profits. XD The Ben Franklin short was pretty awesome too.
Benjamin Franklin: Bob had a goal! Tom Servo: And two assists! “PUERTO RICO!” “GAMBLING!” “A CENTURY AGO!” Crow: Well, here’s your problem: you’re dead! Tom Servo: Watch out for snakes! Mike: I must pose for my Dust Bowl portrait!
That’s the stable of any Coleman Francis movie. Where Ed Wood’s was cheesy effects, props, and acting, and Ted V Mikels’ was scantily clad women, Coleman Francis films was confusing and depressing acting and scenery.
Well, there are many candidates JB, old pal. "Monster A Go-Go" has a camp value that movies like "Ring of Terror", or "Squirm" lack, I simply cannot watch either of them even when they are getting the MST3K treatment. Besides, if not for "MAGG" Bill Rebane might never have made "Giant Spider Invasion"! Do you want to live in a world WITHOUT "GSI"??? Huh? DO YOU? Not me man...not me...
This movie stops at nothing... and stays there.
The bland meandering nothing-ness is RELENTLESS! I start screaming for it to STOP! but it just keeps coming at me!
Coleman Francis movies are a perfect cure for insomnia.
"Bob had a goal." "And two assists!"
Coleman Francis. A so called film director, not yet caught in the wheel of artistic progress. An audio track, removed. A stupid plot, deservingly mocked. Soda pop. Pigs. Cherokee Jack. A flag on the moon.
"Coffee? I LIKE coffee!!!"
How did it get there?
Blue Laser The fact that your name and avatar forced me to read that with Blue Laser’s voice in my head makes me ETERNALLY grateful to you! Thank you!
@Laura B
Who's blue lazer?
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 It's an imaginary syndicate from Homestar Runner cartoons.
he makes Ed Wood look like Stanley Kubrick.
"Shoot the film first, ask questions later." 😂
"Flag on the moon. How did it get there?" This movie was made years before the moon landing. Therefore....that's actually a GOOD question!
You know there maybe some truth to the Faked Moon Landing thing. 😄But then again it was allegedly directed by Stanley Kubrick, you know a GOOD director?😋
The Russians landed first
"I'm still trying to figure out that 'flag on the moon' thing!"
Flag on the moon
@@rubystevens4593 How did it get there?
@@RandomAccessDreams did you ask it?
"..then he crashed his car and died." I love how subtle Mike said that. xD
"AN AMERICAN DEMOCRACY..."
Servo- "...would be REALLY great."
"A WEALTH OF HISTORIC GRANDEUR AND BEAUTY..."
Servo- "...does not exist here."
Okay okay we'll move there!
"This movie stops at nothing......and stays there."
I don’t know why, but “get off my land you credits” gets me every single time
After all this time I'm still confused about the Flag on the Moon.
" He was the best President ever."
"A century ago!"
" Father McKenzie darning his socks in the night when there's nobody there."
"Coleman Francis solves the problem of sound-synch."
This movie is so terrible. It makes an awesome MST3K episode!
Crow's squeaking at 8:02 just absolutely cracked me up. Totally random, out of nowhere. Par for the course for these guys!
"get off my land, you credits"
There was no such thing as clinical depression til this movie was made 😁
"Night on butt mountain...come up here where it's really obscene!!" Roflmfao
Then KISS came to town!
"It's the KGB Mr. Benny" lol
I love when they imitate Rochester.
The Original Hills Have Eyes
Sydney Hamilton Minus the inbred mutant cannibals.
Holy crap! Man, i never saw The Beast Of Yucca Flats! Didn't know Tor Johnson did anything besides Edward D. Wood Jr. films.
But i saw that Puerto Rico short before and it had TONS of great lines in it about defoliating the natural beauty and paving over the indigenous culture for the sake of corporate profits. XD
The Ben Franklin short was pretty awesome too.
Could you get your stomach out of my desk, please?
Kills me.
These are some moo-cows.
I really need to stop watching these at lunch. I keep choking and the people in my office think I lost it. Now I'm gonna be a smart ass all day long
that's actually a fifty cent piece. Franklin was on it until it was decided to replace him with Kennedy.
Benjamin Franklin: Bob had a goal!
Tom Servo: And two assists!
“PUERTO RICO!”
“GAMBLING!”
“A CENTURY AGO!”
Crow: Well, here’s your problem: you’re dead!
Tom Servo: Watch out for snakes!
Mike: I must pose for my Dust Bowl portrait!
"Hawaii?" "No, an island"
Joseph Javorsky, noted scientest
(Several seconds of silence)
Mike: So? What about him!>
OKAY! WE'LL MOVE THERE!
“Vacation time...” “So... goodbye.”
This movie wasn't even ironically funny on its own, it just fills you with an overwhelming sense of hopelessness
ubernoobslayer Coleman Francis has done his job.
That’s the stable of any Coleman Francis movie. Where Ed Wood’s was cheesy effects, props, and acting, and Ted V Mikels’ was scantily clad women, Coleman Francis films was confusing and depressing acting and scenery.
Damn Quinn Martin!!!
"I'm having freakouts up to 10 years later!"
Watching MST3k...on RUclips instead of VHS...Progress....
There was no thing as clinical depression until this movie was made.
This movie stops at nothing. And it stays there.
A promise of things to come... a former wrestler.... a really strange movie.
Faithful Grl Loves you all for bring to me such joy!
Never lose your sense of humor. I couldn't if I tried!
Thanks Dad!
"An American democracy... would be really great"
One of their most astute riffs.
Flag on the moon hahaha i love to say that to ppl when they ask me something stupid
Servo: "I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. Francis!"
Tor should have jumped on my plane. I'm Cherokee Jack!
Ok car, draw! Oh.
That bit cracked me up
A flag on the moon....a woman's purse....a really bad voiceover
Thats a hard face, thats a face that challenges you
Never let your money talk to you.
Crow: I'm having a freakout up to ten years later!!
Water ,thirsty ,sick man..
saxzw Wrong movie, bud. 😥
they shoulda played the entire Puerto Rico short. there r SO many funny bits
"Bilingual schools..."
"...Bisexual students."
So, there isn't actually any beast in The Beast of Yucca Flats? Well, there's false advertising for you.
Does anybody REALLY know what's going on in this movie?? It just seems like a bunch of disconnected dialog...
vonzigle I don't think Coleman Francis knew what was going on either.
Exactly
Flag on the moon.
"She was in a Bergman film where she played low self-esteem" HA
Joseph Javorsky BECOMES the beast after surviving an A-bomb test.
MrJohndoakes He was about as beastly as Pee-Wee Herman.
Video on RUclips. How did it get there?
This is one tough par 5! Hilarious!
"A century ago!"
Bought time for some phrases
We tamed the Beast of Yucca Flats!!
It's a recurring reference to the titular speech by Sojourner Truth, anti-slavery activist.
Flag on the moon....how'd it get there
These are all just random sentences folks
Joseph Javorsky. Rooty Patooty.
I'm Cherokee Jack
Just last night, the Gold Standard faded
Rooty patooty
"Feels kinda good, weird, but good"
I carry you over threshold, da da daaa da da daaaa
Ah, I see. Thanks.
"The 'wherever the this is' P.D."
um......ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I guessed wrong!
just last night.... the DOW tanked!
Wait, why is Benjamin Franklin on the quarter? I... I don't get that.
dragonkeeper19600 It's not a quarter, it's a half dollar.
NO, YOU SHOVE OFF!
10:33 best part of this crap-heap
Missed one. Servo. To the moon alice
The 11:30 skit is the best
Anyone who thinks "Plan 9" is the worst movie ever made has never seen any of the Coleman Francis epics...or "Lawrence of Arabia"
Monster a Go-Go is the worst movie ever.
Well, there are many candidates JB, old pal. "Monster A Go-Go" has a camp value that movies like "Ring of Terror", or "Squirm" lack, I simply cannot watch either of them even when they are getting the MST3K treatment. Besides, if not for "MAGG" Bill Rebane might never have made "Giant Spider Invasion"! Do you want to live in a world WITHOUT "GSI"??? Huh? DO YOU? Not me man...not me...
Bill Rebane hated the movie as well.
lol, as well he should
When Judy Garland died it destroyed Puerto Ricos economy 😂
Ain't I a woman!!!!!!!!!????????????
orson wells where are you?
thefetede Good question.
Gambling
10:33
I'm Cherokee Jack