NEW SERIES - ARCHIE EATS - Pizza Hut Meat Lovers Vs Butcher's Block

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Комментарии • 166

  • @scram
    @scram Год назад +33

    This is the type of content the fans really want.

    • @halfsourlizard9319
      @halfsourlizard9319 Год назад +4

      This is truly so much better than most AC3 vids ... This is high-quality content that I can get behind.

  • @roadblox7283
    @roadblox7283 Год назад +39

    Thank you for finally taking my advice after YEARS Archie. We want to see the Pontiff FEAST AND GROW!

  • @leeonr
    @leeonr Год назад +40

    now this is something everyday poor bloke can engage and relate to

  • @robfilmer
    @robfilmer Год назад +44

    Watch a man inhale pizza. That’s entertainment.

  • @rw2266
    @rw2266 Год назад +29

    What an everyday millionaire Archie really is

  • @Thomgxx100
    @Thomgxx100 Год назад +29

    Archie can eat a pizza slice quicker than it takes to rob a Rolex watch from a guy on the street !

    • @luminousfw
      @luminousfw Год назад +2

      😄Lol, now that is a truly funny statement! I tell you, watching him devour those slices of pizza is truly amusing!

    • @santorini8423
      @santorini8423 Год назад +1

      Or rob a house when your in america. Allegedly.

  • @louiep777
    @louiep777 Год назад +5

    “Cleanse the palette with some garlic bread”
    Sums Archie up quite nicely.

  • @erice5964
    @erice5964 Год назад +20

    Love the chewing noises, now this is content!

  • @edhammond6911
    @edhammond6911 Год назад +6

    It’s the only time I watch anymore, when Archie eats.

  • @discount8508
    @discount8508 Год назад +9

    archie ............did it come with a 3ltr bottle Mylanta ?

  • @JayandSarah
    @JayandSarah Год назад +4

    Big boi. Cholesterol must be through the roof. The heart attack risk is real. Serious, get 2023 off with a physical at the doctor, some anti depressants and eat properly for f's sake before you drop dead.

  • @stevens1041
    @stevens1041 Год назад +11

    I've witnessed something extraordinary today.

    • @LarryKippings
      @LarryKippings Год назад +3

      What did you see, and where was it?

  • @2024-s2n
    @2024-s2n Год назад +9

    Horned walrus eats pizza

  • @ThriftyCHNR
    @ThriftyCHNR Год назад +10

    this is already a video of the year candidate!

  • @scottbrandon6244
    @scottbrandon6244 Год назад +14

    Archie really looks like he's lost a lot of hair.

    • @larrysmith6797
      @larrysmith6797 Год назад +5

      It's just moved into his nostrils.

    • @clyde2801
      @clyde2801 Год назад +2

      The horns are homesteaders, slowly clearing away the phollicle phorest.

  • @edhammond6911
    @edhammond6911 Год назад +4

    Congratulations. Just ate 5000 cal in under six minutes

  • @ntag411
    @ntag411 Год назад +7

    Let us realise the pontiff is sacrificing his life for the show. It may take hundreds of meat pizzas loaded with highly processed meats and its additives to affect his ticker. The show must go on even if it kills you.

  • @groundhogday1
    @groundhogday1 Год назад +6

    Ah, the question on everybody’s mind…back in 1988.

  • @DisabilityExams
    @DisabilityExams Год назад +6

    This video will bring about world peace!!!

  • @discount8508
    @discount8508 Год назад +6

    hair by Jabba The Pizza

  • @TheKatava
    @TheKatava Год назад +3

    My favorite was when Archie was at a weight loss clinic, hiding in the woods, eating pizza funny funny funny

  • @FlyingCircusAct
    @FlyingCircusAct Год назад +3

    Luxurious.

  • @Jstatham1979
    @Jstatham1979 Год назад +10

    He’ll surely never run out of content

  • @spanishjohn420
    @spanishjohn420 Год назад +7

    is this where were at now

  • @BAF605
    @BAF605 Год назад +4

    Great to see Arch getting in shape for the New Year. He's been looking peaky since the scam burglary!!

  • @darranwatson1840
    @darranwatson1840 Год назад +16

    This man is eating his life away very quickly that heart won’t take much more

    • @santorini8423
      @santorini8423 Год назад

      Heressssssss hopinggggg

    • @darranwatson1840
      @darranwatson1840 Год назад

      @@santorini8423 if he eat maybe an apple or a carrot sometime. He might stand a chance

  • @maxwells2602
    @maxwells2602 Год назад +8

    A great way to tax deduct your meal and give the viewers the quality content they deserve. Then its time to take a rest after a hard days work.

  • @discount8508
    @discount8508 Год назад +6

    hardly haute cuisine but hey ..........its still delicious to some 🪰🪰🪰🪰

    • @halfsourlizard9319
      @halfsourlizard9319 Год назад +1

      Archie wouldn't even know how to pronounce 'haute cuisine' ... but he's here for the phuckers stuffing crap into his stomach at a truly astounding rate ... for the views and the content and the lulz!

  • @ThomasWilliams89
    @ThomasWilliams89 Год назад +6

    these are your best vids by far. no one cares about the watches.

  • @joshuaorourke1976
    @joshuaorourke1976 Год назад +5

    Very luxurious!

    • @halfsourlizard9319
      @halfsourlizard9319 Год назад +1

      This is at least 500% more luxurious than the average Archie vid.

  • @s.mas.w
    @s.mas.w Год назад +3

    Oh the Humanity!!!😱

  • @argopunk
    @argopunk Год назад +5

    Nice one! Giving the people what they want. Bon appetit!

  • @GeorgeFrideric71
    @GeorgeFrideric71 Год назад +4

    Maybe a new series where we pay 50 dollars to send in a picture of our pizza collections for review? Or our pizzas?

    • @halfsourlizard9319
      @halfsourlizard9319 Год назад

      I'd pay 50 freedom eagles to watch Archie get phat on pizza any day.

  • @Nae395
    @Nae395 Год назад +2

    Was the pizza boy donning a World time?

  • @davedogge2280
    @davedogge2280 Год назад +7

    Better even than Review Brah

  • @valentinobanani2534
    @valentinobanani2534 Год назад +4

    How can Archie eat such a dry pizza in this short amount of time, he ain't playin way to go champ!

  • @Steez3600
    @Steez3600 Год назад +3

    If you thought getting your luxury items robbed and house damaged was expensive, wait until you see the medical bill for a heart attack and stroke after pizza phat boiiiii!!! Judging from your homeowners insurance, your medical insurance is probably just as shiiiiiite!

  • @franknieblas7804
    @franknieblas7804 Год назад

    Archie might be the best RUclips channel in existence. We’re all Archie, at our basest form.

  • @chrisjohn8601
    @chrisjohn8601 Год назад +1

    "Cheap Chewsday" New name for this series.

    • @IrixGuy
      @IrixGuy Год назад +1

      That’s perfect! He needs a CHEWdah for that series though.

  • @jigram7563
    @jigram7563 Год назад +3

    Thanks for the informative review Arch 👍👍👍

  • @frankv7068
    @frankv7068 Год назад +5

    🤣👌🏽 quality content keep em coming you need Curly on the background

  • @jeffgyro465
    @jeffgyro465 Год назад +2

    A diet like that is no problem as long as you take the appropriate pills for high cholesterol, blood pressure, liver function, kidney disease

  • @lummond
    @lummond Год назад +6

    PHISTA HUT

  • @elliskaranikolaou2550
    @elliskaranikolaou2550 Год назад +10

    More food reviews !!!

  • @scottryan5193
    @scottryan5193 Год назад +3

    PALATE CLEANSE ENGAGED!

  • @musiclover4311
    @musiclover4311 Год назад +2

    fatty liver, atherosclerosis, metabolic syndrome, ferritinemia, diabetes 2, just to mention few....

  • @scottgray1501
    @scottgray1501 Год назад +1

    yes bring back the old archie eating , screaming, bad companys bad government we love it////////////

  • @franklinsmith5914
    @franklinsmith5914 Год назад +5

    Back to first principles...do what works....excellent start for new year.........🍕🍕🍕🍕🍔🍔🍔🍔

  • @hungabastahdeluxe3751
    @hungabastahdeluxe3751 Год назад +2

    Hungah Basta, Hungah Basta

  • @GunGlutton
    @GunGlutton Год назад +1

    OMG YES!!!!

  • @2024-s2n
    @2024-s2n Год назад +4

    Palate cleanser with salty caramel sauce fresh from a ladyboi

  • @harryalexander734
    @harryalexander734 Год назад +4

    Oh man. Pull out the cholesterol tabs mate. Life is too long

  • @2024-s2n
    @2024-s2n Год назад +4

    Hair by greasy meat

  • @Fredrikwatchesandartwork
    @Fredrikwatchesandartwork Год назад +6

    Looks Tasty 😋 Archie 👏 and Nice haircut 💇‍♂️ 👍

    • @halfsourlizard9319
      @halfsourlizard9319 Год назад

      Slicked back with a palmful of pizza grease ... purely phor the phuckerz.

  • @nowthatsfunky7676
    @nowthatsfunky7676 Год назад

    They call him dough boy. Just get a cap and wear it backwards and iced out breitling

  • @TheFilm2011
    @TheFilm2011 Год назад +1

    Is he getting enough to eat? Looks like he is starving!

  • @MeanMrMustard85
    @MeanMrMustard85 Год назад

    Stay tuned for next week’s episode, where we will get to witness Archie scratching and sniffing various parts of his body, and grading the pungency on a scale of 1 to 10.

  • @ahh1180
    @ahh1180 Год назад +1

    Keep eating big boi and do t stop. Eat as much as you can and wash it all down with soda. Avoid water only drink soda

  • @expatAussietez
    @expatAussietez Год назад +1

    God help us all if someone pinches his Uber eats. He is so lux that he thinks a degustation menu is an all you can eat buffet.

  • @d.stiefel869
    @d.stiefel869 Год назад +3

    Well, I gotta hand it to the big boi…that Ullo commercial is the best add Archie has done since Jewelers on Time. But I’m still not gonna use that Ullo shitter app though.

  • @c.e.b.7558
    @c.e.b.7558 Год назад

    Archie seems to have ascended to the next ethereal plane with this content. Like a Buddah with horns...

  • @larrysmith6797
    @larrysmith6797 Год назад +3

    Evidently, everyday millionaires can't afford to trim nose hair.

    • @halfsourlizard9319
      @halfsourlizard9319 Год назад

      There are zero millionaires in this video. I promise you.

  • @jono8884
    @jono8884 Год назад +2

    He needs a LifeVac handy.

  • @fullymechanical9055
    @fullymechanical9055 Год назад

    Arch, will I do my shirt, watching this vid?

  • @spiegelburg
    @spiegelburg Год назад +1

    If those were actually chitlin toppings, this could be Pulitzer material.

  • @Tone_Jammer
    @Tone_Jammer Год назад

    'Too much cheese visible...' not for long!

  • @Hellocali1
    @Hellocali1 Год назад +1

    What’s his ldl

  • @Paul-ic2ki
    @Paul-ic2ki Год назад

    I guess this is his method for deducting food costs from his taxes???

  • @spiegelburg
    @spiegelburg Год назад +4

    Video would have been better with a Calatrava on the wrist.

  • @andyeyecandy4940
    @andyeyecandy4940 Год назад +1

    Keep this segment up pontiff 👌

  • @expatAussietez
    @expatAussietez Год назад +1

    Next episode Paul Pluta takes a comprehensive medical.

  • @markwarner7321
    @markwarner7321 Год назад +1

    At least you have your health Arch 🤔

  • @rosse12345678
    @rosse12345678 Год назад +2

    Maybe try a salad next time and tell us how that is

    • @halfsourlizard9319
      @halfsourlizard9319 Год назад

      Are you trying to kill the man!? Salad would destroy him'

  • @uzaerahmed
    @uzaerahmed Год назад +1

    Putting in work! good stuff man

  • @PALWE
    @PALWE Год назад +1

    Pretty good video. Once a week review would suffice 👍🏼👍🏼

  • @moff8631
    @moff8631 Год назад +2

    Not sure this is the right direction for the channel. Maybe try something else.

    • @halfsourlizard9319
      @halfsourlizard9319 Год назад +1

      This is literally in the top 1% of Archie vids ever. Maybe this isn't the channel for you. Embrace the cringe.

  • @Roughdraft214
    @Roughdraft214 Год назад +1

    Is that day old pizza arch?

  • @jamesedgewood4643
    @jamesedgewood4643 Год назад

    The luxury is palpable.

  • @thepontiff7505
    @thepontiff7505 Год назад +5

    David sw David sw David...sw

  • @geoffreymak000
    @geoffreymak000 Год назад +1

    Did the inspiration of this series come from cute Asian girls live streaming themselves eating and pretending the viewer to be their boyfriend?

  • @halfsourlizard9319
    @halfsourlizard9319 Год назад +2

    This is so cringe it's great. Keep up the great work, Arch! Clean plate club for ol' AC3, once again!

  • @johnlacroix1639
    @johnlacroix1639 Год назад +2

    lol

  • @c.e.b.7558
    @c.e.b.7558 Год назад

    That's it Arch... dodge the salad mate, it's just empty calories

  • @santorini8423
    @santorini8423 Год назад

    I’ve heard phattso ate Marc Goldbergs meat pipe just like that…

  • @lot6129
    @lot6129 Год назад

    Does NOT even come up for air!!

  • @dania18
    @dania18 Год назад +1

    King!

  • @Livelaughlimpbizkit
    @Livelaughlimpbizkit Год назад

    The open mouth chewing noises 😢. That's enough for me, I'll check back in next year.

  • @TONY_FEZ
    @TONY_FEZ Год назад

    next will be the AC3 diet reboot.

  • @a156566
    @a156566 Год назад +1

    You know Archi, we write all the nasty comments for showing our affection. We all enjoy. Man but you eating pizza made me lost appetite. Stay healthy Archi so you can make this meaningless miserable but somehow fun video for long period of time.

  • @Paul9443
    @Paul9443 Год назад +1

    False reading , hilarious :D

  • @MadMan-cp6tn
    @MadMan-cp6tn Год назад +1

    disgusting

  • @charlestillery6327
    @charlestillery6327 Год назад

    WoW,!""look's good,i want wings&pizza.,

  • @Nae395
    @Nae395 Год назад +1

    You tube views or Coronary. Phat chooses Coronary everytime.

  • @jirikrajnak9047
    @jirikrajnak9047 Год назад +2

    Consider adding a smooth jazz soundtrack to these.

  • @jamesedgewood4643
    @jamesedgewood4643 Год назад

    Looks good, but not so much after T Rex pizza walrus has taken a bite out of it. A pre-chomped shot would have been appreciated. I am envious of good pizza, here in the Gulf the pizza is garbage unless you find an expensive place in Dubai.

  • @robynsjp
    @robynsjp Год назад

    The weight loss programme. Fork it in, bigboy.

  • @rjoyce
    @rjoyce Год назад

    Niko Avacado has really let himself go :(

  • @SBAK4444
    @SBAK4444 Год назад +1

    C. R. A. P.

  • @ralpherl5657
    @ralpherl5657 Год назад +1

    I thought the weight loss videos were still a thing 🤔

    • @christianjon8064
      @christianjon8064 Год назад

      You could theoretically go on a pizza diet and lose weight, as long as the calories were limited enough

  • @-Derp-
    @-Derp- Год назад

    Nothing quite says luxury like some guy devouring two pizzas and a garlic bread.
    I am curious however as to why dont you make your own? Pizza dough recipes are all over YT. Its at least 1/4 the price of Crappy Hut, and its better for you.

    • @sheiladikshit5110
      @sheiladikshit5110 Год назад

      Making pizza’s an art. I don’t mind paying £30+ for a pie, well worth it.