I love knowing what everyone else does while listening to this. Usually I listen to it while reviewing medical charts at the law office where I work. Right now I’m listening to it while making Mac and cheese. Truly a universal bonding experience
@@mannyfresh5051 The difference is, If you put in enough time and effort you can get the chance to be the person to yell at the new recruits 😭 Edit: Idk why or how it tagged you manny but oh well lol
People on here watching this to go to sleep or while they play Minecraft , I watch this while I’m at my job mowing huge yards in the beaming hot sun all day, we are the not the same
I've actually been watching these videos during my Navy SEAL training. I have over 500 confirmed kills with a combat knife and survived a bunker explosion with less than a liter of blood left in my body. I've recieved a purple heart for saving 3 platoons from a pack of over 40 alligators. I cut down trees with karate chops. I can throw hay bales the same distance a quarterback can throw a football. I have a 5 digit body count. You don't know who you're messing with kiddo. We are not the same.
@@wrigleygifford1139 My brother in light this doesn't make his attention span low, people have watched and listened to things while working out for at least a decade.
@@wrigleygifford1139you been living under a rock? How’s your relationship with Patrick star? You never heard of the TVs that are set up in the corner of the gym playing sports and stuff? Why you suprised people watch videos while working out lmao, i do it too 💀
The part where he just randomly decided to throw hands if you don't like baby talk broke me. I genuinely think they're a happy couple off camera that's just doing this for the funnies because I genuinely can't think of it as srs
I feel like guys who say they are an alpha are the most insecure guys lol. It’s like guys who go around saying they have the biggest unit have the smallest. It’s just so funny I love these things.
this hit me really hard bro, i used to be that person till i read this comment, now ill start being honest about the size of my johnson (its 2 inches and an 8th) thanks for the moment of reflection
@@lildugi5177brother the size is not important. It is what it is. Unless you’re hooking up with someone or dating, there’s literally no reason to ever comment on your dick size or bring it up lol. Like ya didn’t have to tell the internet either.
@@jbfarleydon’t start some snowflake gaslighting…there are alphas, betas, and cucks…facts don’t care about your hurt feelings 🤷🏻♂️ Don’t get me wrong…this is a real joke tho
@@tipmn2979 the terms alpha and beta come from a disproven theory about how wolf packs function. So sorry, but they dont exist. Facts dont care about your feelings🤷♂️
“Plus, like, too, when you’re in that bracket of, like, really fuckin… really financial… I’m not, y’know, but… one day… I will be, but when I’m in that bracket of, like, being rich as fuck… I feel like… y’know… Especially… I don’t know…” truly an incredible wordsmith
17:53 my guess is that its some typing error. Maybe he meant to insert "talking" in there, so itd read "sh- talking test", but just forgot to put it in. If he typed exactly what he thought in his head, then I really dont know.
Listening to this while getting ready for uni (what we call college here in Australia). Honesty the best part is reading the comments and seeing what y'all are up to. Hope everyone's having a good day.
Ugh Fresh and Fit,. My goodness. Is sleeping with 1k women a flex these days? Or 3 in 1 day. Maybe in high school that would be a "kinda cool story to hear" but these are grown men. He IS lying, but the real vacancy in his beta brain is thinking it's impressive even if true. It's nasty. Yuck
These losers are screaming like they watched a poorly made military movie and thought that’s actually what drill instructors are like and figured they’d run with it.
When my husband went through special forces training he went through some CRAZY physical and mental trials. If these guys want to prove they are badass and face extreme physical and mental challenges they don’t need to pay $18,000 just join the army and go through the special forces Q course pipeline it’s free! In fact you get paid lmao. (Not well but still)😂
As cringe as the “using your power makes you grieve” thing sounds. It’s real, my father is ex military and he had to defend himself from harm, he took a life and he looked miserable after. So I kinda get it. When you finally get the chance to let go it’s weird
As a woman who worked non traditional jobs, the shot test is when the guys make a relatively mild dirty joke to see how you take it. Of course the right move is to tell a dirtier joke back. Then they stop calling you ma'am and start calling you by your last name
2:23 they are basically trying to emulate the military's boot camp experience only difference is unlike the millitary where its free to join and you gain numerous valuable skills and a career this has none of that the only thing similar is the fact that they yell at you
The nap gonna hit so insanely hard
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@@RandomAnimeEnjoyer1why would they be a bot ?
@@AnimeFan22858 because they say this every single video
But they don't @@RandomAnimeEnjoyer1
@@RandomAnimeEnjoyer1what if, and hear me out, they just like napping to these videos
I love knowing what everyone else does while listening to this. Usually I listen to it while reviewing medical charts at the law office where I work. Right now I’m listening to it while making Mac and cheese. Truly a universal bonding experience
Can I have some of the Mac and cheese
Currently biking in the gym👍
@@foxgaming7781I want some too
Answering stupid senior citizen tech support questions
im listening to it while playing minecraft.
getting ready for school to this
same
Yup it’s exactly what I need to mentally prepare
same
Ok
Same
"it's called soap
👅😩"
Time stamp?
@@prestonthebeston1735 10:55
I choose to believe the tongue mouth is the french kiss scenario lol
@@shedmuffinmen’s
Just join the military you’ll get a similar experience.
only unlike these pathetic programs, in the military you actually get life experience and job experience out of it (alongside other health benefits)
Military cost less
The people going to these classes won’t make it through shark week lmao
@@mannyfresh5051 The difference is, If you put in enough time and effort you can get the chance to be the person to yell at the new recruits 😭
Edit: Idk why or how it tagged you manny but oh well lol
@@Excalibur-q9p Yep. Not to mention you are respected for your time in rather than laughed at
i love you critikal compilations
don't we all love critikal compilations
I'm boutta get the CRAZIEST sleep wit dis 😭🙏🙏
Charlie "Avengers music"
-1000 Alpha points for you.
Tell me you know what it actually is, at least. Lol
@@DJ_Inversion Undertaker theme, who wouldn't know?
@@barnaclebbq2095 Charlie apparently lol
People on here watching this to go to sleep or while they play Minecraft , I watch this while I’m at my job mowing huge yards in the beaming hot sun all day, we are the not the same
So you commented this bc you think your better then them? or just to make a statement that everybody has different lives?
@@Scallywankerr💀💀💀💀💀💀
I've actually been watching these videos during my Navy SEAL training. I have over 500 confirmed kills with a combat knife and survived a bunker explosion with less than a liter of blood left in my body. I've recieved a purple heart for saving 3 platoons from a pack of over 40 alligators. I cut down trees with karate chops. I can throw hay bales the same distance a quarterback can throw a football. I have a 5 digit body count. You don't know who you're messing with kiddo. We are not the same.
@@liamb9574 congrats buddy.
@@Scallywankerrwooosh
24:03 i had closed my phone to walk when i suddenly heard this panting and like soft reassurance. Bro i thought youtube just started playing born
It looks and sounds very gay ngl
hitting the hardest workout while watching this
Ur attention span is so low u watch youtube during workouts💀
@@wrigleygifford1139 ur life is so miserable you feel the need to get mad at bro for watching vids while working out 💀
@@wrigleygifford1139 My brother in light this doesn't make his attention span low, people have watched and listened to things while working out for at least a decade.
@@Opbee12 I get listening I do it too but how do u workout while watching a youtube vid unless ur on the treadmill or leg press
@@wrigleygifford1139you been living under a rock? How’s your relationship with Patrick star? You never heard of the TVs that are set up in the corner of the gym playing sports and stuff? Why you suprised people watch videos while working out lmao, i do it too 💀
These guys are pathetic. A true alpha is a true sigma.
Erm... What the sigma
Lmao
I'm about to knock out thank you bro
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@neoriift 🤖
@@RandomAnimeEnjoyer1”oh yea that will show em 🙂↕️” ahh comment
@@muellergames681 🤖
@@RandomAnimeEnjoyer1🤖
51:20 im unable to handle this
Legitimately, I got a little queasy. It's weird and there's no arguing about that
it's like chalkboard screeching. I cannot. I was actually napping to the compilation and I woke up scared.
That’s the moment I tapped out🥴
I agree this hurts like stubbing your toe then falling on your self
The rest? Bearable. This kinda stuff? Hell no dude, I'm having to tap out. Who can endure baby talk like that??
THE BABY TALK THING IS DRIVING ME CRAZY OH MY GOD .
The part where he just randomly decided to throw hands if you don't like baby talk broke me. I genuinely think they're a happy couple off camera that's just doing this for the funnies because I genuinely can't think of it as srs
My cats are recovering from surgery and I’m listening to this while grooming them ❤
11:18 crazy tongue action
na if i payed 18k to them i would be screaming at them like that
I feel like guys who say they are an alpha are the most insecure guys lol. It’s like guys who go around saying they have the biggest unit have the smallest. It’s just so funny I love these things.
this hit me really hard bro, i used to be that person till i read this comment, now ill start being honest about the size of my johnson (its 2 inches and an 8th) thanks for the moment of reflection
Dude that's a monster holy shit@@lildugi5177
@@lildugi5177 I’m glad my words on a RUclips video comment section changed your life hahaha
@@lildugi5177brother the size is not important. It is what it is. Unless you’re hooking up with someone or dating, there’s literally no reason to ever comment on your dick size or bring it up lol. Like ya didn’t have to tell the internet either.
The real funny thing is, A REAL ALPHA doesn't even need any justification and recognition, they just exist, and that's enough.
There is no such thing as an alpha
@@jbfarleydon’t start some snowflake gaslighting…there are alphas, betas, and cucks…facts don’t care about your hurt feelings 🤷🏻♂️
Don’t get me wrong…this is a real joke tho
@@jbfarley actually so based, there can only be one, by definition none of us are at the top
@@tipmn2979 the terms alpha and beta come from a disproven theory about how wolf packs function. So sorry, but they dont exist. Facts dont care about your feelings🤷♂️
@@huhboohwell hes implying alphas as people. Their is no alpha human.
Just use it as my background audio whilst playing games, one of the best combos
alpha male tik tok and the baby talk is gonna give me an ulcer.
00:01 he made a video
like beggars putting early timestamps in their comments with 0 effort or originality:
@@justinwang8876boohoo so what 😭
I love how the alpha male guru’s feel the need to say the f word constantly like a middle schooler trying to intimidate his bullies for the first time
It’s a side effect of their mind never aging past middle school.
KEEP PUMPING OUT THESE BANGERSSSSSS
25:25 "there you are child"
lol i read that the second he said that
@@ofzin-ME TOO
I thought they were about to kiss
gonna dream great thank u🙏🏻
True
moistcritikal appearing in your dreams and ranting about alpha males goes hard
Finally a moist critical, alpha male compilation
Bro went to diddys dungeon 💀💀
I wanted to throw my phone into an unknown void of n the baby talk set
“Plus, like, too, when you’re in that bracket of, like, really fuckin… really financial… I’m not, y’know, but… one day… I will be, but when I’m in that bracket of, like, being rich as fuck… I feel like… y’know… Especially… I don’t know…” truly an incredible wordsmith
Lol I'm gonna have a great sleep tonight. Can't believe people fall asleep to Charlie ranting too.
that last clip on all the guys on stage. Mr.Clean really took a dark turn
boutta listen to this banger while I'm spacing off math lessons with this one 🗣🔥🔊
17:53 my guess is that its some typing error. Maybe he meant to insert "talking" in there, so itd read "sh- talking test", but just forgot to put it in. If he typed exactly what he thought in his head, then I really dont know.
was falling asleep then 21:32 happened. 💀💀💀
lol
*and @bigmaneren never slept again*
I burst out laughing, it was so funny ☠️💀💀
this art session boutta go crazy
Listening to this while getting ready for uni (what we call college here in Australia). Honesty the best part is reading the comments and seeing what y'all are up to. Hope everyone's having a good day.
Currently waiting for the exam results from my finals this semester. This helps keep me occupied and not stressing :)
The baby talk made me cringe harder than I have in a while.
Fr that was bad. Had to fast forward that part.
21:03 HELP WHYS THIS SO FUNNY 😭😭💀 the way he says “I am a man” and the captions LMAOOOOO
So basically military but you pay to get yelled at😂
Ugh Fresh and Fit,. My goodness. Is sleeping with 1k women a flex these days? Or 3 in 1 day. Maybe in high school that would be a "kinda cool story to hear" but these are grown men. He IS lying, but the real vacancy in his beta brain is thinking it's impressive even if true. It's nasty. Yuck
You are so amazingly sarcastic hahahaha, love it
That flex at the beginning of the video caught me COMPLETELY off guard
gonna be hitting the gym every morning with these compilations lol
it's 2:51 am and i'm bouta sleep in so hard.
I'm listening to this while slapping out pizzas at my job..my boss is getting mad that I'm actually enjoying my job!!
I've never felt such sudden, violent rage as when "babytalk" started.
so sick and woke up at 4am tryna go back to sleep😞
The gym is hitting different with this 🐺🗿🔥
Doing my homework to this, thanks 👍🏼👌🏼
Charlie stories got me motivated 👍
I love these lomg comps to go to sleep too thank you
"he used his ultimate" woke me up put my sleep bruh🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Imagine having to take a class on how to be cool.
getting ready for bed rn, night yall
One word to them about being bald headed and youll see tears 💀
This is absolutely tremendous
Standford prison experiment but you gotta pay for it
Gonna nap to this while sick thanks lol
Listening to this while wiring plugs up. 😂
These losers are screaming like they watched a poorly made military movie and thought that’s actually what drill instructors are like and figured they’d run with it.
Filing my taxes while listening to this🥰
i’m poopin to this
can i suggest a compilation of funny games next?
Working a midnight shift at the jail while i listen to this 😂
Everyone gangsta till the guy from 21:23 shows up 😂
38:29 ah I see he got himself a little haribo pick ‘n mix there
The dude 6 mins in says “fucking” a lot of
Idk why or if it’s weird but I can workout to these compilations..
51:20 I absolutely have to skip,
If I hear anymore of this baby voice stuff I’m gonna start ripping my hair out
Getting ready for work with this 🧘🏼♀️
practicing guitar while watching these compliations
17:16 is my favorite part
listening to this while working overnights 😂
11:18 my dog the nanosecond I drop a crumb of a chip
watching this while completing my statistics notes (i have like 30 pages to write cause i was absent a lot)
Sweating on Halo to this
When my husband went through special forces training he went through some CRAZY physical and mental trials. If these guys want to prove they are badass and face extreme physical and mental challenges they don’t need to pay $18,000 just join the army and go through the special forces Q course pipeline it’s free! In fact you get paid lmao. (Not well but still)😂
people fall asleep to this, i get over my ex finding a new girl. we aren’t the same.
As cringe as the “using your power makes you grieve” thing sounds. It’s real, my father is ex military and he had to defend himself from harm, he took a life and he looked miserable after. So I kinda get it. When you finally get the chance to let go it’s weird
As a woman who worked non traditional jobs, the shot test is when the guys make a relatively mild dirty joke to see how you take it. Of course the right move is to tell a dirtier joke back. Then they stop calling you ma'am and start calling you by your last name
A guy has a better chance of getting "lucky" with me by taking me out to a couple of meals and listening than he does by getting hyper aggressive
im personally waiting on McDonald’s while watching
Playing Skyrim while listening
So essentially in the first chunk of the vid, this guy makes you pay 18k to roleplay as a drill instructor? Lmao
At work making deposits while half listneing to this lol
when we needed him most
2:23 they are basically trying to emulate the military's boot camp experience only difference is unlike the millitary where its free to join and you gain numerous valuable skills and a career this has none of that the only thing similar is the fact that they yell at you
These coaches are every coach that has got fired from any high school.
Wish i would find more normal men like Charlie
You will we're just hard to find because we too are hiding infront of our PCs 90% of the day
Men will spend a small fortune on gay bootcamp instead of just going to therapy
58:27 "HES ABSOLUTELY RIGHT"
As long as you cry about being masculine, then you're safe
Fresh&fit describes his scene in the next Taken movie
51:00 no wonder tiktok kids are absolutely regarded
Gentlemen “titties am I right” 😂😂😂
0:01-9:05 It's like if they took a 5 year old to boot camp for 1 day and then 10 years later asked the kid what boot camp is like
Minecraft hits hard with this in the bg