While this statement may sound humorous, it also carries a hint of truth. It suggests that even if someone or something is not particularly effective or successful in a positive sense, they can still provide value by demonstrating what not to do or how not to behave. In this context, being a "bad example" can serve as a lesson or warning to others, helping them avoid making similar mistakes or choices. So, even in less desirable circumstances, there can still be a lesson to be learned or wisdom to be gained.
@@NiranjanV-ww7vy of fucking cours it does wahhhhhh how you mange to write a two page paragraph for a sentence that could be reduced to" true bruv" like you blew my mind lmao 😂 thanks for the good laugh
This statement plays on the idea of organ donation and the legal and ethical boundaries surrounding it. "Donate one organ and you are a hero" refers to the altruistic act of donating an organ to save someone's life, which is widely regarded as a selfless and heroic deed. Organ donation can significantly improve or even save the life of a recipient, and those who donate are often seen as heroes for their generosity and compassion. The second part, "donate 10 organs and you are under custody," suggests a scenario where someone is unlawfully harvesting or trafficking organs, which is a criminal act. While the act of organ donation is noble when done voluntarily and ethically, forcibly or unlawfully obtaining organs from individuals is illegal and morally reprehensible. Therefore, the statement contrasts the perception of heroism associated with genuine organ donation with the legal consequences of engaging in organ trafficking or illegal organ harvesting.
This statement employs dark humor to convey a message about empathy and the importance of treating others with kindness and respect. The phrase "Don't break anyone's heart, they only have one" emphasizes the vulnerability of the human heart and the emotional pain that can result from heartbreak. It encourages empathy and consideration for the feelings of others, urging people to avoid causing unnecessary emotional harm. On the other hand, the phrase "Instead, break their bones, they have two-hundred and six" presents a stark contrast, suggesting that physical injuries are less severe or consequential because the human body has many bones. However, this part of the statement is clearly meant to be taken humorously and should not be interpreted literally or as advice to cause physical harm to others. Overall, the statement uses humor to convey a deeper message about the importance of treating others with compassion and understanding, and the potential consequences of causing emotional pain.
This statement cleverly plays with the idea that while people can make mistakes, those mistakes can also shape and define individuals in significant ways. "Sometimes people make mistakes" acknowledges the fact that everyone is prone to errors and misjudgments. It's a common aspect of being human and navigating life's challenges. "Sometimes mistakes make people" suggests that the consequences of those mistakes, whether positive or negative, can deeply influence an individual's character, choices, and growth. In some cases, mistakes can lead to valuable lessons, personal development, and resilience. They can inspire individuals to learn from their experiences, adapt, and become stronger versions of themselves. Overall, the statement highlights the complex relationship between mistakes and personal development, emphasizing that while mistakes are inevitable, they also offer opportunities for growth and transformation.
I added secunda to my library recently and every time it comes on it is a genuine moment of peace for me, and i listen to the most recent portion of my liked songs always as im finding new stuff, so it’s like a generational flow of what I’m listening to in any given point of my life, giving each month or even week kind of a thematic element, adding to my story, im in a transitional point right now, and it was recently secunda came to me. My god given mission for this stage is to focus and clear my head, restore some inner balance to myself. And i know I’m following my path somewhat accurately at the moment, with things to guide me, like secunda
This statement is a classic example of a joke or humorous play on words. It uses the literal interpretation of the words to create a surprising and funny conclusion. On the surface, the statement seems to suggest that giraffes are capable of jumping higher than houses, which is obviously false in reality. However, the punchline reveals the twist: "this is because houses can't jump." The humor lies in the unexpectedness of the punchline. By comparing two unrelated things - giraffes and houses - and pointing out a characteristic that one has (jumping) that the other does not, the statement creates a humorous contrast. Overall, it's a lighthearted and amusing way to play with language and logic.
This statement uses metaphorical language to describe the process of winning someone's affection, particularly in romantic relationships. The phrase "steal a girl's heart" is a common idiom used to express the idea of capturing someone's love or affection. However, the addition of "you may have to break her ribs first" is a metaphorical exaggeration meant to emphasize the potential challenges or obstacles one might encounter in the pursuit of love. In this context, "breaking her ribs" symbolizes the effort, persistence, and possibly even pain or discomfort that may be involved in winning someone's heart. It suggests that achieving a deep emotional connection or romantic relationship may require overcoming difficulties or barriers along the way. While the statement is metaphorical and not meant to be taken literally, it highlights the idea that forming meaningful connections with others often requires patience, understanding, and perseverance.
This statement is a humorous play on words that contrasts two undesirable situations to convey a message about prioritizing the lesser of two evils. On one hand, "pooping in the sink" is presented as an unconventional and socially unacceptable action, typically associated with disgust and unhygienic behavior. However, in the context of the phrase, it's presented as the preferable option compared to "sinking in the poop," which implies being submerged or overwhelmed by a negative or messy situation. In essence, the statement suggests that sometimes it's better to choose the less harmful or less problematic option, even if it may seem unconventional or unideal. It emphasizes the importance of pragmatism and making the best of a bad situation. Overall, while the statement is humorous and exaggerated, it carries a message about problem-solving and making choices in difficult circumstances.
This tree looks at the viewer with a little smirk, its gaze is like looking into the soul. This tree's gaze is as if it knows everything about you, and in its eyes there is a drop of sympathy, looking at the poor person. It sees itself in the viewer, and it is ready to help, to solve all your problems, and it won't ask anything in return. That's what it is, a wise tree.
This quote highlights the importance of critical thinking and discernment in evaluating information. It suggests that simply believing everything one hears without question is not a sign of intelligence. Instead, true wisdom lies in being able to discern the validity and reliability of information, knowing which parts to believe and which to question or scrutinize. The distinction between a "smart man" and a "wise man" underscores the difference between mere intelligence or knowledge and the deeper understanding and insight that comes with wisdom. While intelligence may involve the ability to process information quickly and accurately, wisdom involves the ability to make sound judgments and decisions based on a deeper understanding of the world. Overall, the quote encourages individuals to approach information critically, considering its source, context, and credibility, rather than simply accepting it at face value. This mindset is essential for navigating the complexities of the modern world and making informed decisions.
I was bored while doing homework and clicked on this video. The music turned out to be so relaxing that I found motivation to successfully finish my homework. Thank you Wise Mystical Tree Edit: I won't say "omg thanks for the likes" or anything like that because I know it's cringe and our master the Wise Mystical Tree wouldn't like that. May his wisdom guide your paths my boys
This statement cleverly uses wordplay to convey a supportive message about resilience and self-reliance. The phrase "your spine has always got your back" plays on the literal function of the spine in supporting the body, while also metaphorically suggesting that one can rely on their own strength and inner resolve, even when facing challenges or feeling unsupported by others. The phrase "when no one else does" emphasizes the idea that even in times of solitude or when feeling unsupported by others, individuals can find strength and support within themselves. Overall, the statement encourages self-reliance, inner strength, and the importance of believing in oneself, even during difficult times. It serves as a reminder that we possess the capacity to overcome obstacles and navigate life's challenges with resilience and determination.
@@Kelthoz "Violence is never an answer" is a common saying, meaning "violence is bad". However, for the sake of the joke, it is now considered a question, the opposite of an answer. The question is then answered with "yes", turning the original saying on its head.
@@EmperorProtects1 a comment is for everyone to take, Chinese Ministry of Public Security. Give me social credit please I love our great leader Xi Jing Ping and I have dedicated my life to the Chinese communist party. May our great reign last for centuries to come so we can celebrate our great nation.
“It doesn’t matter whether you’re deciding between right or wrong, left or right, right or capsize. Choose right and you'll always be right." -Wise Mystical Tree
"In the grand comedy of life, the dark humor is the punchline that makes you laugh when you probably shouldn't. It's like a twisted joke only the universe seems to get." -Wise Mystical Tree
I just cannot express how beautiful this is. me and one of the cult members have just started listening to it again. It's beautiful. I have shed so many tears listening to this masterpiece. It is wise tree approved. Whenever I feel down, mad, happy... even scared... I listen to this wisdom.
“A clean browser history reveals more than a full one.”
- Wise Mythical Tree.
😂😂😂
Very wise indeed
I've never watched porn
EDIT: Not intentionally, but we've had a good run. Sadge.
- wise mythical tree
@@WohaoG u lyin
"You’re not completely useless.
You can always serve as a bad example" - Wise Mystical Tree
lmao just want to be the first to respond to this genius
I *CANNOT* be a bad example.
While this statement may sound humorous, it also carries a hint of truth. It suggests that even if someone or something is not particularly effective or successful in a positive sense, they can still provide value by demonstrating what not to do or how not to behave. In this context, being a "bad example" can serve as a lesson or warning to others, helping them avoid making similar mistakes or choices. So, even in less desirable circumstances, there can still be a lesson to be learned or wisdom to be gained.
@@NiranjanV-ww7vy of fucking cours it does wahhhhhh how you mange to write a two page paragraph for a sentence that could be reduced to" true bruv" like you blew my mind lmao 😂 thanks for the good laugh
@@calamityCanon I used Chatgpt lmao
"Donate one organ and you are a hero, donate 10 organs and you are under custody"
-Wise Mystical Tree
donate two of the same organ and you are probably dead
@@qo7052 or under custody
This statement plays on the idea of organ donation and the legal and ethical boundaries surrounding it.
"Donate one organ and you are a hero" refers to the altruistic act of donating an organ to save someone's life, which is widely regarded as a selfless and heroic deed. Organ donation can significantly improve or even save the life of a recipient, and those who donate are often seen as heroes for their generosity and compassion.
The second part, "donate 10 organs and you are under custody," suggests a scenario where someone is unlawfully harvesting or trafficking organs, which is a criminal act. While the act of organ donation is noble when done voluntarily and ethically, forcibly or unlawfully obtaining organs from individuals is illegal and morally reprehensible. Therefore, the statement contrasts the perception of heroism associated with genuine organ donation with the legal consequences of engaging in organ trafficking or illegal organ harvesting.
@@NiranjanV-ww7vy thanks chatGPT
@@Vitorruy1 welcome
"it takes 7 wipes to know you only needed 6" - wise mythical tree
goes hard
One of the best comments
and 6 wipes, to know you needed 7
-wise mythical tree
🫂❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥🏄🪂🏂⛷️🚴🏋️⛹️🏃🫂✝️
Literally shitting right now, thank you Wise Mystical Tree, I will keep that in mind.
"Give a man a plane ticket and he will fly one day, throw a man off a plane and he will fly for the rest of his life."
-Wise Mystical Tree.
bro🤯
Iifechanging
im currently flying rn, 10/10 would do again
What if he survives the fall?
“Don’t be part of the problem. Be the entire problem.”
-Wise Mythical Tree
I have been enlightened
ok
wait, mythical??
- Wise Mystical Trees evil cousin
They obviously just ruined everything if you
“Build a man a fire, he will be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, he will be warm for the rest of his life.”
his pretty short life
Very wise
Stolen
Bruh 💀
Yes but the police always chase me when i make him warm
"Don't break anyone's heart, they only have one. Instead, break their bones, they have two-hundred and six." -Wise Mystical Tree
This statement employs dark humor to convey a message about empathy and the importance of treating others with kindness and respect.
The phrase "Don't break anyone's heart, they only have one" emphasizes the vulnerability of the human heart and the emotional pain that can result from heartbreak. It encourages empathy and consideration for the feelings of others, urging people to avoid causing unnecessary emotional harm.
On the other hand, the phrase "Instead, break their bones, they have two-hundred and six" presents a stark contrast, suggesting that physical injuries are less severe or consequential because the human body has many bones. However, this part of the statement is clearly meant to be taken humorously and should not be interpreted literally or as advice to cause physical harm to others.
Overall, the statement uses humor to convey a deeper message about the importance of treating others with compassion and understanding, and the potential consequences of causing emotional pain.
Men could sometimes have 207 bones
@@Number1_radio_flyer_fan Snap it in half
@@vandergamer8682 😨
@@NiranjanV-ww7vy bro got a degree in yapology
“At the end of the day, the day is over” -Wise Mystical Tree
"Every 60 seconds a minute passes" -Wise Mystical Tree
@@agoaboagook5845 Every 60 minutes a hour passes - From the wise mystical tree
Thank you my brudda clap clap clap now i know da wae
”an empty browser history can tell a lot”
Wise mystical tree
@@agoaboagook5845 *in africa - Big Wise Tyronne
"Switching to your sidearm is faster than reloading" - Wise Tactical Tree
I see what you did there
Doom gaming:
the other kids at the nerf war:
Wise Corporal Dunn Tree
Your fruit killing skills are remarkable
"if find yourself not sleeping at night, it is probably because you are awake"
- wise mystical tree
Thank you Mr Goodman and Wise Mystical Tree for your wisdom.
Probably because there are monsters nearby
@@Cucum_bueer the voices in our heads
@@Cucum_bueer /time set day
@@SirAU /gamemode peaceful
"Sometimes people make mistakes. Sometimes mistakes make people."
- Wise Mystical Tree
cooked to perfection, unironically
underrated comment
This statement cleverly plays with the idea that while people can make mistakes, those mistakes can also shape and define individuals in significant ways.
"Sometimes people make mistakes" acknowledges the fact that everyone is prone to errors and misjudgments. It's a common aspect of being human and navigating life's challenges.
"Sometimes mistakes make people" suggests that the consequences of those mistakes, whether positive or negative, can deeply influence an individual's character, choices, and growth. In some cases, mistakes can lead to valuable lessons, personal development, and resilience. They can inspire individuals to learn from their experiences, adapt, and become stronger versions of themselves.
Overall, the statement highlights the complex relationship between mistakes and personal development, emphasizing that while mistakes are inevitable, they also offer opportunities for growth and transformation.
Bro used ChatGPT what da helllll
thanks chatGPT
"It doesn't matter if you're skinny or fat, rich or poor, at the end of the day, it's night."- Wise Mystical Tree
LMAO
That caught my brain fucked and now i processed and it gave me sever choices whether is it a pun or
"but never forget build yourself to the best version of yourself. Earn your days"
And every little thing is gonna be alright. And if it’s not alright it’s not the end.
I’ve never thought of it that way
"Money can't buy one happiness, but poverty can't buy one anything" - Wise Mystical Tree
How doesnt this have a comment? Its fucking genius.
@@emperorpalpatine7053idk
this is what i reply to people who say 'money cant buy you happiness' with
this is my life philosophy
Literally every poor person says money can't buy you happiness. Money does buy you happiness.
“If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three.” -Wise Mystical Tree
LOL
two wrongs don't make a right, but three left turns make a right
@@spoopcan684 🤓🤓🤓
Third times a charm
@@ChapuleTaylor brain.exe has stopped working
"The naked man fears no pickpocket" - Wise Mystical Tree
Underrated
Unless it’s a very dedicated pick pocket and you kept something in your prison wallet
Foreskin?????
@@mafsterquast6253that shi can only keep a little money unless you insert it in the uretra
@@mafsterquast6253mmmm… butthole…
"Relationships are like a fart, if you have to force it, then its probably shit."
-Wise Mystical Tree
💀
lol this is really useful
fr
Wise Mystical Tree, AKA Peter Griffin.
Oh my dear tree nuts, thank you wise mystical tree for showering all these good wisdom all upon me
“Half of the world doesn’t say thank you, this is because half of the world doesn’t speak English”- Wise Mystical Oak
6.7 billion people
much more than half 💀
@pedrosaraiva5303 more people speak English then you think
A lot of Non natives also speak English.
Bro this whole reply section is just a bunch of nerds trying to extinguish funny💀
You'll never face a problem if your problem is your face.
- Mystical Tree
Underrated af, got me laughing like a child ☠️
Mirror:
as someone with acne, this hit hard
Only the wisiest ones will understand the wisdom within this one
😂😂
"Light travels faster than sound, which is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak" - Wise Mystical Tree
Yooo thats smart
Very poetic
This honestly feels like staying up till 1 or 2 am and feeling at peace for whatever reason
interesting as this video was recommended to me at 2 am. I wonder if your comment had something with the algorithm or if it's just a coincidence
youre not the only one thinking that
I added secunda to my library recently and every time it comes on it is a genuine moment of peace for me, and i listen to the most recent portion of my liked songs always as im finding new stuff, so it’s like a generational flow of what I’m listening to in any given point of my life, giving each month or even week kind of a thematic element, adding to my story, im in a transitional point right now, and it was recently secunda came to me. My god given mission for this stage is to focus and clear my head, restore some inner balance to myself. And i know I’m following my path somewhat accurately at the moment, with things to guide me, like secunda
Bro you know what life is
@@roamingtheinternet5799 yessir
"Common sense is like deodorant: People who need it the most, don't use it."
-Wise Mystical Tree
So true😂
This one is unironically wise and mystical
@@bubbedebub this is the least wise and mystical of all the comments
Average Indian :
this goes harder than it has any right to
“The key to a happy life, is a bad memory” - Wise Mystical Tree
underrated
Literally me
❤😊
This actually hit hard tho wtf 💀
Real
"Do not be concerned about your car that got stolen, for the dead body in the trunk is no longer your problem." -Wise Mystical Tree
„Friends are like animals, they die if you kill them.“
- Wise Mystical Tree
fr fr ong?!?!?!?
Ong
I never thought about it like that.
thats real, tested it in my back yard
"If you can't stand up for yourself, sit down for me."
- Wise Mythical Tree
So inspirational, crying and shaking and farting at once to pay respects, somebody grab a tissue *sniffs*
😆👍
If you're over 25 and own a computer, this game is a must have!
Kid named finger:
Yes me agree me not 5 hehehehe.
ahh hel naahhh they turned mike from breaking bad into a wise mystical tree🧴🧻🚬🗿⚱💀💀💀🥶🥶🥶🥵😭😭😭💀💀💀💀🤓🤨🥶💦💦💦
Lol true
kid named computer
" A key that opens all doors is a great key, but a door that can be opened by all keys is a bad door " - wise mystical tree
based 🌳
Underrated
maybe change lock for the door?
"friends are like a tree,if you hit them multiple times with an axe they fall down"
-wise mystical tree
What about an elephant ?
Nah rlly 💀
"One only learns how to solve conflicts without violence when a mosquito lands on your balls." - Wise Mystical Tree
LMAO
your so real for that
UNDERRATED
i laughed so hard
@@PhysiQuest This ones so underrated ☠☠💀
“A bird can fly but a fly can’t bird.”
- Wise Mystical Tree
Damn… that’s deep man
Inspiring
"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."
-wise mystical tree
That's one actually fire like it's got a joke in it and otot it's literal fax
Wisdom on you, i have weird taste is salads
@@powerofspiral9716 nah a plain salad is ok, i'd even say it's required but a fruit salad is out of mind
“Violence is not the answer. It’s a question. And the answer is yes”
-Wise Mystical Tree
I agree
“Life is like a box of chocolates, and you are a hungry dog.” - Wise Jaded Tree
❤
Lmao
No credit to my boy HK-47 :(
"If you ever feel like a garbage can, be proud, for you are a garbage can, not a garbage can't"
- Wise Mystical Tree
69th like
If someone calls you trash, be positive and remember that the trash for most people is a treasure for others
This is inspiring
That hits fucking hard.
I feel great getting spitted the facts from the wise mystical tree
I never played Skyrim,
I never heard any music from it,
So thanks to the wise mystical tree to let me discover it for the first time.
If your active on the internet enough, you've probably heard some of the combat music. Stuff goes hard fr.
this was my favorite song on skyrim, now i can't listen to it without laughing 😭
it's ultimate crap except for music. play oblivion instead
@@Bruna.p97 ahhh... secunda. the peace.
@@prometheus5770 Instead of calling you the most violent slurs I can think of, I'll give you a chance to say why you dislike the game so much
"If your finger hurts just break your leg, you will quickly forget about pain in your finger"
- Wise Mystical Tree
"Dont let someone ruin your day, be a man and ruin it yourself."
- Wise Mystical Tree
Already done
LoL
Be a tree man
Literally me
"If you keep scrolling down, you'll spend the whole 10 hours"
- Wise Mystical Tree
Underrated comment
@@PhysiQuest totally
Wish me luck!
so this is one of those comment sections I LOVE IT
Ty for saving us
"If she dumps you for another, always remember there is her mother" -wise mystical tree
Epik one
what if her mother is 6 feet below the ground dead
@@UH-60_Blackhawk its just makes it easyer
@@1_vs_1a what
@@1_vs_1a 😁
"When gambling you can win 50000% of your money, but you can only lose 100%"
-Wise Mystical Tree
I mean… you’re not wrong 😂
" Life is like a piano, the white keys are the good days, the black ones are the bad ones, but you need both to play the music. "
- Wise Mystical Tree
Ohhhhhhh nice one
that one was actually wise
Actually profound
👴🏻
@@zazaballz09 🤓
”Dont stop when you're tired, Stop when the work is done.“
- Wise Mystical Tree
Never heard the Wise Mystical Tree spit out better wisdom than this
Sigma tree rule
hi boss
Didn't know wise mystical tree was David Goggins
@@yobiahayson1378 “STAY HARD!” ~Wise Oak Tree
"If your leg hurts, hurt it back"
- Wise Mystical Tree
Hurts
@@Davide_Cracking Donut?
@@armourvgyt Yes please
Tried it, my leg is gone now so it doesn't hurt anymore. Thank you, my good sir.
I stepped wrong yesterday and my leg hurt, but now that I cut it off with a hatchet it no longer hurts tysm 😊😊😊
"Remember your legs always support you, you arms are always at your side, and your fingers you can really count on." - Wise Mystical Tree
As your skin’s got you covered, as your spine’s got your back.
“Giraffes can jump higher than houses, this is because houses can’t jump.”
-wise mystical tree
Should We Tell Him-?
@@DaMartianuzxxzzzzzzdz
This statement is a classic example of a joke or humorous play on words. It uses the literal interpretation of the words to create a surprising and funny conclusion.
On the surface, the statement seems to suggest that giraffes are capable of jumping higher than houses, which is obviously false in reality. However, the punchline reveals the twist: "this is because houses can't jump."
The humor lies in the unexpectedness of the punchline. By comparing two unrelated things - giraffes and houses - and pointing out a characteristic that one has (jumping) that the other does not, the statement creates a humorous contrast.
Overall, it's a lighthearted and amusing way to play with language and logic.
@@NiranjanV-ww7vy thanks for that
@@NiranjanV-ww7vythanks president of joke analytics department
"If you are drowning, just drink the water"
- Wise Mystical Tree
💀💀💀
Thanks for the tip
Or cover urself in oil
@@gyarufangirl2680 because oil doesnt mix with water..THATS CLEVER!
@@BZ3RKK 😂😂
“Cannibalism solves both world hunger and overpopulation.”
-Wise Mystical Tree
💀
L
Never let him cook again
@@TheQuestion2.0HES cooking with human meat anyways
@@TheQuestion2.0Might be the best mean I ever ate
"if you're lactose intolerant, just tolerate it"
- Wise Mystical Tree
🤯
"If you ever feel alone, don't" -Wise mystical tree
"because im always right behind you"
ok.
ok!
OK
@@whoisanarnb *TF2 Meet the Spy Outro*
"Friends are like balloons, if you hit them with an axe then they die."
-Wise Mystical Tree
What if you'll only hit a nail of a finger? They'll survive
This brings back some good memoriez
@@Postvine1997Just like a balloon that survives the hit in the nail
wise
@vortexsux what about an elephant ?
“If she leaves you for another, there is always her brother”
Wise Mystical Tree
“If her siblings do not want to smother, go for their mother.” - Wise Paternal Tree
“If her mother does not want to smother, then go for her father”
@@AceofSpades53If the father is not le male de sigma, try to do the grandma
man i love being gay.......
"If grandma doesn't want to smoother theres always their grandfather"
-wise Mystical tree
Thank you wise mystical tree, one year ago you made me know the Elder Scrolls’s universe and it was one of the better things ever happened to me ❤️
„When you try to steal a girls heart, you may have to break her ribs first.“
-Wise Mystical Tree
Not true, you actually can go down her throat and scavage for it.
Underrated coment😬
Thank you so much, i did what u said
Not only did I steal her heart, im now getting wanted , thanks for the tip😊😊
This statement uses metaphorical language to describe the process of winning someone's affection, particularly in romantic relationships.
The phrase "steal a girl's heart" is a common idiom used to express the idea of capturing someone's love or affection. However, the addition of "you may have to break her ribs first" is a metaphorical exaggeration meant to emphasize the potential challenges or obstacles one might encounter in the pursuit of love.
In this context, "breaking her ribs" symbolizes the effort, persistence, and possibly even pain or discomfort that may be involved in winning someone's heart. It suggests that achieving a deep emotional connection or romantic relationship may require overcoming difficulties or barriers along the way.
While the statement is metaphorical and not meant to be taken literally, it highlights the idea that forming meaningful connections with others often requires patience, understanding, and perseverance.
@@NiranjanV-ww7vy
Bro is so wise 🤯😱
"All my life i thought air was free until i bought bag of chips"
-wise mystical tree
Lmao 😂
Holy shit
"There cannot be racism if there is only one race left" - Wise Mystical Tree
True words of wisdom.
“In order to unite against racism, we must all reject NASCAR.” - Wise Intramural Tree
True
wow. wmt himself
Truly inspiring words
It’s better to poop in the sink than sink in the poop
-wise mystical tree
This statement is a humorous play on words that contrasts two undesirable situations to convey a message about prioritizing the lesser of two evils.
On one hand, "pooping in the sink" is presented as an unconventional and socially unacceptable action, typically associated with disgust and unhygienic behavior. However, in the context of the phrase, it's presented as the preferable option compared to "sinking in the poop," which implies being submerged or overwhelmed by a negative or messy situation.
In essence, the statement suggests that sometimes it's better to choose the less harmful or less problematic option, even if it may seem unconventional or unideal. It emphasizes the importance of pragmatism and making the best of a bad situation.
Overall, while the statement is humorous and exaggerated, it carries a message about problem-solving and making choices in difficult circumstances.
@@NiranjanV-ww7vywtf are you ai or something
@@NiranjanV-ww7vy this is pretty insightful ngl I thought it was just a funny quote
@@BailTRB1111 he's copying the comments and putting it on chatgpt, then putting commenting it
@@ScaredPump yea
"It is when a mosquito lands on your balls that you realize violence doesn't solve anything" - Wise Mystical Tree
Best
This needs more likes
how this not viral yet
💀
@78columbo skill issue
"Do not die alone, so take everyone with you" -Wise mystical tree
Ayo true fax
typical Polish sentence nowadays
Muslim tree advice
Quiet Kid Tree
@@NoweSredniowiecze Artykuł 5 moment
"To steal a girl's heart, you must fight the doctors"
-Wise Mystical Tree
Wow it took 5 second to understand. Nice one dude
@@kutuboxbayzan5967 Thanks Homie:)
TF2 Lore:
Nice double meaning
*”If you win, you survive. If you lose, you die. If you don’t try at all, you can’t win.”*
-Wise Mystical Tree
I will keep moving forward.
Tatakae
Nah, i'd win
Aot reference????
What’s worse, not winning or dying?
The seatbelt is just an obstacle towards ascension.
-"The Wise Mystical tree"
LMFAO THIS IS THE BEST COMMENT
OML WTF XD
😂😂😂😂👉😭😭😭😭😭👉😔😔😔😔😔
thum up 👍
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This tree looks at the viewer with a little smirk, its gaze is like looking into the soul. This tree's gaze is as if it knows everything about you, and in its eyes there is a drop of sympathy, looking at the poor person. It sees itself in the viewer, and it is ready to help, to solve all your problems, and it won't ask anything in return. That's what it is, a wise tree.
Couldn't have said better myself 🗿🌳🙏🏼
wise indeed good fellow, wise.. indeed..
he is goodness……. he does not desire…….. he is good, he is wise……
@@alt6877 oh guys its russia comment in translate, im russia (real, i translate this, no everbody)
this tree is like a close family member to me now
"A smart man only believes half of what he hears, a wise man knows which half" - Wise Mystical Branch.
Actually good
Za mocne
@@justadude5868he got the DJ God pfp
This quote highlights the importance of critical thinking and discernment in evaluating information. It suggests that simply believing everything one hears without question is not a sign of intelligence. Instead, true wisdom lies in being able to discern the validity and reliability of information, knowing which parts to believe and which to question or scrutinize.
The distinction between a "smart man" and a "wise man" underscores the difference between mere intelligence or knowledge and the deeper understanding and insight that comes with wisdom. While intelligence may involve the ability to process information quickly and accurately, wisdom involves the ability to make sound judgments and decisions based on a deeper understanding of the world.
Overall, the quote encourages individuals to approach information critically, considering its source, context, and credibility, rather than simply accepting it at face value. This mindset is essential for navigating the complexities of the modern world and making informed decisions.
@@NiranjanV-ww7vy Chatgpt ahh answer
"If you cannot find where you want to go, just close your eyes."
- Wise Mysitcal Tree
I was bored while doing homework and clicked on this video. The music turned out to be so relaxing that I found motivation to successfully finish my homework. Thank you Wise Mystical Tree
Edit: I won't say "omg thanks for the likes" or anything like that because I know it's cringe and our master the Wise Mystical Tree wouldn't like that. May his wisdom guide your paths my boys
The power of the Wise Tree's fortune
the music is originally from skyrim
@@gameboy13378 but the music is nothing without the wise mystical tree
@@kittatro how dare you say that... when I first heard this song in Skyrim free roaming the world, I had this truly amazing fantasying feeling.
omg thats legit me right now
my thoughts exactly
"Life is like an Oreo, it is enjoyed in many different ways, but the wrong way to enjoy it is not to enjoy it at all." - Wise Mystical Tree
That's actually good
Actually wise words. Thank you, Wise Mystical Tree
This is actually really good, I'm saving this
i hate the black parts
@@wertez9129those are the dark days of your life, get through them, and you’ll get the good stuff.
“You ever feel like someone’s watching you at night, that’s me”
-Wise Mystical Stalker
This actually made me fart
@@thatonedude504wise mystical fart
@@للل-ر4ب fax
@IonRuby*TRIGGERED*
@@CatoTatoJust learn how to write, you troglodytes.
The ship is safe in the harbor, but it was not build for that.
-Wise Mystical Tree
The SS Schenectady would like a word
very powerful post
you are damn right
This one actually motivated me
Just remember...your spine has always got your back, when no one else does.
-Wise Mystical Wood
This statement cleverly uses wordplay to convey a supportive message about resilience and self-reliance.
The phrase "your spine has always got your back" plays on the literal function of the spine in supporting the body, while also metaphorically suggesting that one can rely on their own strength and inner resolve, even when facing challenges or feeling unsupported by others.
The phrase "when no one else does" emphasizes the idea that even in times of solitude or when feeling unsupported by others, individuals can find strength and support within themselves.
Overall, the statement encourages self-reliance, inner strength, and the importance of believing in oneself, even during difficult times. It serves as a reminder that we possess the capacity to overcome obstacles and navigate life's challenges with resilience and determination.
Boy I got scoliosis
@@simplyharkonnen🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@NiranjanV-ww7vy Thanks, GPT.
@@NiranjanV-ww7vyin short, “true”
"Don't allow a minor inconvenience ruin your day. Instead, be a major inconvenience to others." - Wise Mystical Tree.
"Violence is not the answer,it is the question.And the answer is 'Yes'."
-Wise Mystical Tree
I've been blessed
Im too fool to understand.
Doom tree
@@Kelthoz "Violence is never an answer" is a common saying, meaning "violence is bad". However, for the sake of the joke, it is now considered a question, the opposite of an answer. The question is then answered with "yes", turning the original saying on its head.
@@aurin_komak thank u so much
"Inevitably the inevitable comes, inevitably." - Stupid Shallow Grass
holy fucking shit i lost it😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I am Inevtiable
-Unintelligent Ordinary Flower
"Friends are like birds, when you pee on them; they go away." -Wise Mystical Tree
Find cooler friends
How do you know this?
Unless they're unconscious
@@umarchohan4659 how do you not know this? Dont tell me you never tried peeing on your homies.
What the hell
”If you're in the desert and dehydrated, just drink some water.”
-Wise Mystical Tree
And go find some chilly place
Of course! I never thought of that. Thx
« If violence isn’t the key to your troubles, you’re not hitting hard enough »
-Wise Mystical Tree
as a person who uses this advice daily i can say for sure this is true 👍
"Calm is the path to the light side. Calm leads to reason. Reason leads to wisdom. Wisdom leads to happiness."
- Wise Mystical Tree
"Red lightsabers are cooler."
Wise mystical tree
"I AM The Senate."
-Wise Mystical Tree
“You are like a star. You may seem small and insignificant at times, but the universe would grow darker without your presence.”
-Wise Mystical Tree
Ayo that's a good quote, mind if I snatch it
@@EmperorProtects1 a comment is for everyone to take, Chinese Ministry of Public Security.
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@@geertgietman i have 100k social credit so ima give you 10k social credit
thx for the encouragement
‘You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving but you need one to go parachuting twice’
- The Wise Mystical Tree -
"They tell you that life is short, while it's the longest thing you'll ever do" ~wise mystical tree
not as long as my
THATS WHAT SHE SAID
Are you also high my g?
It’s not as long as death
@@reddotnotblueorgreen4583 Which is a thing you won’t experience. The aftermath, I mean.
"There are more plane in the ocean than boats in the sky." -Wise Mystical Tree
😂😂😂
this one underrated
Ironically that is almost always false in settings with giant talking trees
"Every liquid is consumable, some are a one time use item"
- Wise Mystical Tree
Not a one time if im quick enough
I heard that drinking hydrochloric acid and eating dry ice helped clean your body of cells.
"When the doctor says that you have two days to live, kill him, so you get 10 years in jail" -
Wise mystical tree
Then they give you death sentence
@@awindows7user872 Not in italy tho
@@Felix-ic1fc yeah, we only have "life imprisonment" .
@@awindows7user872 true -sad italian noises-
@@awindows7user872 either way in very against the death penalty. the acception if your someone who has killed 200+ people than yeah mabye.
"If you're over 25, watching this video for 10 hours everyday is a must!"
Im not over 25 so il watch 09:59:00
@Destiny 200iq
@@alexmihaighionea3795 im not so ill watch till 9:59:58
but if im 24 what would happen?
@@swirlyd4771 u will be cursed for the rest of your life
“It doesn’t matter whether you’re deciding between right or wrong, left or right, right or capsize. Choose right and you'll always be right."
-Wise Mystical Tree
“Sleeping is like using a damaged charger, you may need to readjust the position to get it to work.”
- Wise Mystical tree
how do yall keep thinking of these
Ong bro 😭😭
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE???
@@king_of_fraudsnonononononono-
genius
"it is not mistakes that make us stronger, but the belief that the possibility of correction exists"
Wise mystical tree
Nice One ....
Noice
"Getting a text reply from an introvert is quicker than giving them a phone call" -Wise Mystical Tree
“When you are feeling low, you can only get high.” -Wise Mystical Tree
Well, from drinking beer and doing drugs so don’t do that and then you wont get low and you will stay high from the beginning
@DoctorrDee True but it was just a joke man
@@mucicafrajer yes just joke
A high person can confirm
"life is like ice cream, it goes away over time, so enjoy it while it lasts"- Wise Mystical Tree
only practical one lol
"life is like ice cream, it goes away over time So Freeze your Loved ones
@@fallen6060 no this is terrible advice, life isn't for enjoyment
@@shirosatsuma4946 ok edgelord
Lol what if my life sucks
"If you dream of a toilet, don't pee there."
-Wise Mystical Tree
actually, good tip
One time I pissed in my dream and I didn't piss IRL
@@UNGOC_Engineer3231 he's too dangerous to be left alive.
How can you find out if it’s reality or a dream anyway? Go ahead, pee.
“Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.”
- Wise Mystical Tree
True... 🤣🤣🤣
Sometimes?
@@tomfool5460 yes
SOMETIMES??????
@@robertgoldstein1401 did I stutter?
"In the grand comedy of life, the dark humor is the punchline that makes you laugh when you probably shouldn't. It's like a twisted joke only the universe seems to get."
-Wise Mystical Tree
"It never gets easier, you just gets better".
-Wis Mystical Tree.
i actually like this one
Thx hitler i need that one
Damn
Der ist wirklich gut…
@@Thelozilla420ja
" every story has an ending. but in life, every ending is a new beginning. " -wise mystical tree
That's great!
I just cannot express how beautiful this is.
me and one of the cult members have just started listening to it again. It's beautiful.
I have shed so many tears listening to this masterpiece.
It is wise tree approved.
Whenever I feel down, mad, happy... even scared... I listen to this wisdom.
My personal favourite part is 4:42:13
If you want to start a cult worshipping the Wise Mystical 🎄 count me in
“If you teach an old dog to fish, give him lemons.”
-Wise Mystical Tree
"Men have rights, women lefts"
-Wise Mystical Tree
Oh my god, I get it...
That is sad af
Bring them together 🫂🙌
@@suscatytnah
i dont understand the joke here@@king_halcyon
“It’s not kidnapping if you give all of the pieces back eventually”
Wise Mystical Tree, 1963
Kidborrowing
Bro
“The best way to defeat your enemy is to make them your friend”
-Wise Mystical Tree
Yo another Ninjago fan. I thought I was the last one.
Your not alone
Haha Master Wu's quote is so recognizable...
ah yes wise mystical lego man
Tell that to Caesar
"Cleanliness is a myth, sold to the dirty by the filthy."
- Wise Mystical Tree
🧢
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