Arnold's Conan The Destroyer Proved Masculinity's The Greatest Thing Ever - Best Movie Ever

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @SpaceIce
    @SpaceIce  5 месяцев назад +80

    My Patreon: www.patreon.com/Space_Ice

    • @TheEyez187
      @TheEyez187 5 месяцев назад +2

      Who you call Captain Germany, I used to call Uncle Pat. One Christmas at the health club he and my mother went to, he did the role of Santa. I'm both glad and sad, that when Santa pulled his red cowl back he didn't have the make-up from 6:50. Initially Lucas an d Spielberg wanted him for the role of Darth Vader. What a claim to fame that would have been; to be able to say I've sat on both Santa's and Darth Vader's knee! >XD
      RIP my friend!

    • @RIVALContentJammerz
      @RIVALContentJammerz 5 месяцев назад +1

      No. Seagal overload. It's been old for years now. To hell with GGI anyways.

    • @autumnsnows
      @autumnsnows 5 месяцев назад +3

      but i love the idea 7 for justice😂

    • @22steve5150
      @22steve5150 5 месяцев назад +4

      That Seven for Justice thing could have revitalized his career.....at least until he did an interview or two and burned up all the comeback good will by somehow being an even bigger asshole than before.

    • @mtemibokono-h6i
      @mtemibokono-h6i 5 месяцев назад +1

      Do Chuck Norris Movies... Pleaaaaase...

  • @frankb821
    @frankb821 5 месяцев назад +606

    When I checked into my hotel in Iceland, I turned on the TV and Conan the Destroyer was on. That's when I knew Iceland was awesome. And when the movie was over, it immediately began again. That's when I knew I was in heaven.

    • @lilmoeszyslak4810
      @lilmoeszyslak4810 5 месяцев назад +46

      I see Crom has blessed you!!

    • @livinginthisgalaxy7961
      @livinginthisgalaxy7961 5 месяцев назад +11

      That's fucking AWESOME!!!!!!!

    • @Frosty_tha_Snowman
      @Frosty_tha_Snowman 5 месяцев назад +20

      Me and a buddy of mine went to Branson Missouri for a car show. In the room, we smoked weed and took pain killers, and watched a Jean Claude Van Damme marathon. One of the best trips of my life 😂

    • @ThePinkPanth3r
      @ThePinkPanth3r 5 месяцев назад

      I also think Iceland lacks people with downsyndrom. They abort all of them

    • @SamuraiCop
      @SamuraiCop 5 месяцев назад +9

      Iceland it is then.

  • @TheHolonConcept
    @TheHolonConcept 5 месяцев назад +723

    "I'm the leader here."
    "Lead in the morning."
    💀

    • @claudianreyn4529
      @claudianreyn4529 5 месяцев назад +38

      Best line ever! 🤣

    • @kevg1617
      @kevg1617 5 месяцев назад +16

      I agree, best line ever

    • @Valantis12345
      @Valantis12345 5 месяцев назад +69

      Sad thing is that nowadays they would make the teenage girl the leader and be serious about it

    • @TheHolonConcept
      @TheHolonConcept 5 месяцев назад +29

      @@Valantis12345 then it's our duty to say "Lead in the morning" ;)

    • @kzrmxmln
      @kzrmxmln 5 месяцев назад +2

      Savage 😂

  • @victordupuy9166
    @victordupuy9166 5 месяцев назад +303

    I don't have the slightest problem admitting that this channel is one of the best parts about it being Friday.

    • @RevTim70
      @RevTim70 5 месяцев назад +8

      Fact check: true

    • @MauricioLJ
      @MauricioLJ 5 месяцев назад +2

      so true

    • @r0btech
      @r0btech 5 месяцев назад +2

      This and I can drink because no work tomorrow.

    • @naruthenarcissist
      @naruthenarcissist 5 месяцев назад +1

      Yupp, these videos are great.

    • @billybob42069
      @billybob42069 5 месяцев назад +1

      📠

  • @doublep1980
    @doublep1980 5 месяцев назад +185

    Conan-The Barbarian, is like an epic Sword & Sorcery movie-opera.
    Conan-The Destroyer, is like an epic D&D campaign- live action movie.

    • @randysavage1
      @randysavage1 5 месяцев назад +4

      Naw The destroyer l, destroyed the series so bad that they didn't make another

    • @TestUser-cf4wj
      @TestUser-cf4wj 5 месяцев назад +15

      ​@@randysavage1I'm still hoping for a final Conan movie with Arnie as an old AF Conan/king of Aquilonia who goes on one last balls-out adventure and then disappears into the mists of legend.

    • @randysavage1
      @randysavage1 5 месяцев назад +8

      @@TestUser-cf4wj maaan right. They should've done that instead of having a Jason mamoa remake.

    • @Flint-Dibble-the-Don
      @Flint-Dibble-the-Don 5 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@randysavage1it was definitely epic in its disappointment.

    • @TheHumanRanger
      @TheHumanRanger 5 месяцев назад

      Well put!

  • @Seanbo88
    @Seanbo88 5 месяцев назад +259

    "He's 1984 Arnold. He doesn't need sh*t," is my new life motto.

  • @seancorrigan9499
    @seancorrigan9499 5 месяцев назад +185

    Petition for Space Ice to cover the Arnold Schwarzenegger Mega-Blockbuster-Hit Movie True Lies

    • @scotthoward1265
      @scotthoward1265 5 месяцев назад +5

      Jesus yessss!!

    • @WarKing77
      @WarKing77 5 месяцев назад +1

      Oh Hell YESSSSSSSSSSS!

    • @Illustraful
      @Illustraful 5 месяцев назад +7

      True Lies is too much awesome for one video. There's so much epicness to that movie, Ice needs to do two videos for it.

    • @danielwhite9447
      @danielwhite9447 5 месяцев назад +4

      I feel like space has attempted it, but it ends up being longer than the actual movie on account of the amount of awesomeness

    • @Comics_And_Metal
      @Comics_And_Metal 5 месяцев назад

      GOD yes!!!

  • @Slymind
    @Slymind 5 месяцев назад +94

    "It's gonna take a lot of convincing"
    "I need you."
    "i'm yours"

    • @4yourent007
      @4yourent007 5 месяцев назад +3

      I laugh so hard . It's 1am I know people heard

    • @ahhamartin
      @ahhamartin 4 месяца назад +1

      "Better get Mako" was a rule in the fantasy world.

  • @KareemHarper
    @KareemHarper 5 месяцев назад +632

    Fun Fact: the demigod monster at the end with the horn was played by ANDRE THE GIANT!

    • @DustinDonald-cz9ot
      @DustinDonald-cz9ot 5 месяцев назад +30

      Awesome.

    • @dogjay972
      @dogjay972 5 месяцев назад +19

      Wow I would never guessed that great research

    • @danjonmills
      @danjonmills 5 месяцев назад +43

      Another FUN FACT: before Arnold became an actor he was a World Champion Body Builder. Pretty successful one, too.

    • @frankb821
      @frankb821 5 месяцев назад +4

      no effing way!

    • @Sue_Me_Too
      @Sue_Me_Too 5 месяцев назад +18

      @@danjonmills wait, for REAL!?!?

  • @TheRealest127
    @TheRealest127 5 месяцев назад +251

    The LAST person you want to hire for that is Wilt f*ckin Chamberlain….😂😂😂🏆

    • @chowspecial
      @chowspecial 5 месяцев назад +20

      Lol I had no idea and looked it up. Space Ice educating the world on the important things

    • @shawnsamsundar94
      @shawnsamsundar94 5 месяцев назад +16

      I almost choked with that one...top tier joke

    • @polarnaut9645
      @polarnaut9645 5 месяцев назад +5

      That was classic

    • @draicor
      @draicor 5 месяцев назад +3

      lol what, he was with 20k women? wow hahah

    • @John_Hoover
      @John_Hoover 5 месяцев назад +7

      @@draicorI like Wilt Chamberlain as much as the next guy, but the math ain’t mathing. It’s about as credible as his claim of benching 600+lbs or driving from NYC to LA in 22 hours. It SOUNDS good.

  • @Illustraful
    @Illustraful 5 месяцев назад +46

    I love that he mocked Seagal with the fighting sitting down joke without even having to say his name.

    • @hashtagunderscore3173
      @hashtagunderscore3173 4 месяца назад

      I did wonder if anyone else got that reference. I guess we’ve all watched his video so it was pretty good.

  • @sergeipohkerova7211
    @sergeipohkerova7211 5 месяцев назад +72

    The lady who played the evil mom was SO hot. Too bad she died in the movie by monster horn 😂

    • @ConsistentlyInconsistent21
      @ConsistentlyInconsistent21 5 месяцев назад +13

      I see an XXX parody idea bro..

    • @stillcantbesilencedevennow
      @stillcantbesilencedevennow 5 месяцев назад +4

      ​@ConsistentlyInconsistent21 her and Jenna getting it GUD.

    • @umeng2002
      @umeng2002 5 месяцев назад +9

      Sarah Douglas. Also in Superman (1978).

    • @Illustraful
      @Illustraful 5 месяцев назад +7

      Sarah Douglas was indeed a hottie. She's in her 70s now.

    • @horaceosirian8993
      @horaceosirian8993 5 месяцев назад +1

      Yea she'd have been smokin' at the same age as the actress who played the princess: FIFTEEN!!!

  • @BatCaveOz
    @BatCaveOz 5 месяцев назад +453

    My Father left for a pack of cigarettes' when I was 5 years old and never came back.
    My Mom raised me from a young age on a diet of only Arnold Schwarzenegger movies.
    Decades later, blood tests revealed my testosterone levels were 20 times higher than average.

    • @kutter_ttl6786
      @kutter_ttl6786 5 месяцев назад +75

      Respect to your dad for knowing what needed to be done.

    • @MetalsirenIXI
      @MetalsirenIXI 5 месяцев назад +26

      The science checks out

    • @H0n3yMonstah
      @H0n3yMonstah 5 месяцев назад +39

      Similar story, except my parents divorced. Specifically because there was only room for one male role model in my life and it had to be Arnold.

    • @Ob1sdarkside
      @Ob1sdarkside 5 месяцев назад +5

      I'm surprised it was only 20. Have you ever fought an alien that hunts people? Or maybe you've had to rescue your daughter from a dictator?

    • @Flint-Dibble-the-Don
      @Flint-Dibble-the-Don 5 месяцев назад

      The samples came from your lower intestine.
      Sodomy is the implication.

  • @sts25186055
    @sts25186055 5 месяцев назад +78

    When I was 12, this movie was part of a double feature at a church lock-in alongside Chariots of Fire. Fortunately, pasty running Brits put everyone to sleep including the adult chaperones, so when this bad boy went in the VCR no one was awake to realize what a horrible mistake had been made.
    And by horrible, I mean awesome.

    • @seansoccer100
      @seansoccer100 5 месяцев назад

      The first movie, obviously put everyone to sleep😂

  • @banditandi5434
    @banditandi5434 5 месяцев назад +147

    Arnold Schwarzenegger MEGA BLOCKBUSTER HIT MOVIE!!!!!

    • @brandonlawson2460
      @brandonlawson2460 5 месяцев назад +34

      Where he showed the world! 🌎

    • @garnetfreeman5017
      @garnetfreeman5017 5 месяцев назад +6

      I wanted to say it 1st 😂😂

    • @joeydavis9951
      @joeydavis9951 5 месяцев назад +3

      ​@garnetfreeman5017
      Facts... I saw 10 mins. Thought I had a chance

    • @banditandi5434
      @banditandi5434 5 месяцев назад

      @joeydavis9951 look at all his recent BLOCKBUSTER HIT MOVIEs I say it everyone lol

    • @banditandi5434
      @banditandi5434 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@joeydavis9951 missed exit wounds however

  • @Ohhhmyyyygaawwd
    @Ohhhmyyyygaawwd 5 месяцев назад +61

    True - Wilt Chamberlain and virginity don't mix.

    • @Mitsoxfan
      @Mitsoxfan 10 дней назад

      Also, I think that other guy was the Situation from Jersey Shore. So that's a double, uhm. Yeah, no. Bad move King guy.

  • @ghosstracing
    @ghosstracing 5 месяцев назад +148

    “The last person you want to hire for that is Wilt fucking Chamberlain.”
    I’m dead 😂

    • @jaysonraphaelmurdock8812
      @jaysonraphaelmurdock8812 5 месяцев назад +8

      Yeah that was the funniest thing in this. 😄

    • @splatbubble
      @splatbubble 5 месяцев назад +3

      hahahahhahahahah me too

    • @godzillamenedez4465
      @godzillamenedez4465 5 месяцев назад +4

      Ah sorry anyone mind providing context if there is any🤔?

    • @splatbubble
      @splatbubble 5 месяцев назад +14

      @@godzillamenedez4465 Wilt Chamberlain was a notorious womanizer, and was apparently famous for the large number (1000's) of women with whom he had slept :)

    • @jamesoldham9995
      @jamesoldham9995 4 месяца назад +1

      @@godzillamenedez4465 He allegedly ploughed 10K women.

  • @madorcvalfort5129
    @madorcvalfort5129 5 месяцев назад +33

    "..does some sit down fighting... that is so much cooler when HE does it"
    I understood that reference 😀
    Thank you good sir

    • @dfc5343
      @dfc5343 5 месяцев назад +1

      Steven Seagal

  • @dheshannaidoo945
    @dheshannaidoo945 5 месяцев назад +70

    "Some Eyes Wide Shut shit" LMFAO😅😅😅

  • @Fire_Summoner
    @Fire_Summoner 5 месяцев назад +61

    *Shows giant mammoth bones in intro*
    Steve Seagal's cameo is lit.

    • @Elyseon
      @Elyseon 5 месяцев назад +5

      That's not fair to the poor mammoth.

  • @johnrust592
    @johnrust592 5 месяцев назад +50

    "A little masculinity is bad . . . a lot of masculinity is ****ing awesome!" Best line in the whole damn video.
    Space Ice, the hero we need AND deserve.

  • @XVlTrey
    @XVlTrey 5 месяцев назад +43

    His Arnold playlist might be the best collection on yt now

    • @bobsmudger3979
      @bobsmudger3979 5 месяцев назад +1

      Razorfist: hold my beer!

    • @RichWards-Wins
      @RichWards-Wins 5 месяцев назад +2

      So true Dude. Can't wait for *Red heat*

  • @Randyplaysguitars
    @Randyplaysguitars 5 месяцев назад +50

    We need some kind of Space Ice sparkplug merch

    • @jasoncarter1869
      @jasoncarter1869 5 месяцев назад +5

      You must want your shirt to start spittin'

    • @Kracov_the_Madman
      @Kracov_the_Madman 5 месяцев назад +1

      can anyone tell me the sparkplug reference that I keep seeing in videos?

    • @DreySlayking
      @DreySlayking 5 месяцев назад +7

      @@Kracov_the_Madman It's from The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift. Main character is checking his engine, pulls out a spark plug that's burnt up, takes a good look at it and says "That's why she's spittin'".

    • @markrlondon
      @markrlondon 5 месяцев назад +2

      The highlight of my week, is seeing the spark plug in in these videos.

  • @joshuahoover6841
    @joshuahoover6841 5 месяцев назад +39

    Literally just looked up my clock on my computer and wondered, did Space Ice upload yet?
    Hell yeah!

    • @ConsistentlyInconsistent21
      @ConsistentlyInconsistent21 5 месяцев назад +2

      I got it to where when he uploads, it notifies me.

    • @joshuahoover6841
      @joshuahoover6841 5 месяцев назад +1

      @ConsistentlyInconsistent21 I went and turned all mine off. Because it was just getting frustrating trying to figure out which ones I wanted. I kind of enjoyed the surprise LOL.

  • @rogermorris9696
    @rogermorris9696 5 месяцев назад +46

    Fun Fact ,the mirror wizard was played by Pat Roach who played the Nazi Meachanic in Raiders of the Lost Arc.

    • @thunderwolfcz9499
      @thunderwolfcz9499 5 месяцев назад +4

      That is fun!

    • @stevekitt52
      @stevekitt52 5 месяцев назад +3

      He uses to have a gym near Birmingham city centre here in the Uk.I saw him on a few occassions whenever i had field calls in that area.

    • @leroilapue15
      @leroilapue15 5 месяцев назад +1

      That is cool thanks...both great scenes where he takes the big L 😅

    • @ahhamartin
      @ahhamartin 4 месяца назад

      I did NOT know that. Pretty well every barehanded badass Indy aquared off with was Roach (Nepal sherpa and Temple guard on rock crusher conveyor).

  • @docwho2828
    @docwho2828 5 месяцев назад +12

    As a german, i can confirm that our wizards mostly use self-destruct diamonds. That's a typically german thing!

  • @OratoryJamesIV
    @OratoryJamesIV 5 месяцев назад +25

    Seeing someone attempt the Razor's Edge on Arnold is truly something special.

  • @hipNrip
    @hipNrip 5 месяцев назад +28

    I always thought Wilt protecting the girls’ virginity was top class irony.

  • @gasmaskcollectorreview1537
    @gasmaskcollectorreview1537 5 месяцев назад +171

    Also, the 80s will deal with ninjas, cyborgs, and assassins while having pet dinosaurs and driving monster trucks and having mandatory uzis and laser guns

    • @SofaKingShit
      @SofaKingShit 5 месяцев назад

      My favorite thing about the 80's must be the mountains.

    • @bestthingsinceslicedrice
      @bestthingsinceslicedrice 5 месяцев назад +9

      And Bazooka stand off's courtesy of Chuck Norris on Invasion USA

    • @gasmaskcollectorreview1537
      @gasmaskcollectorreview1537 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@bestthingsinceslicedrice I forgot about it

    • @bestthingsinceslicedrice
      @bestthingsinceslicedrice 5 месяцев назад +9

      @@gasmaskcollectorreview1537 mandatory uzis for us when we where kids back in Asia was holding your slingshot like a gun then the straps strapped on the back of the shoulder 🤣

    • @JoeMama-fl9fb
      @JoeMama-fl9fb 5 месяцев назад

      Not to mention robots, dweebs and foreign exchange students

  • @jarkoer
    @jarkoer 5 месяцев назад +79

    As a teenager, the '80s was THE greatest decade for movies EVER.

    • @sadiestoltzfus9798
      @sadiestoltzfus9798 5 месяцев назад +9

      Music also rap, pop, metal, classic rock tunes. I graduated in 1985.

    • @risinbison1106
      @risinbison1106 5 месяцев назад +8

      Hell year brother. Gen X forever!

    • @davefletch3063
      @davefletch3063 5 месяцев назад +11

      It was the greatest decade for everything.

    • @toma.4808
      @toma.4808 4 месяца назад +7

      Best films, music, parties, cartoons, women. No internet, no tik tok, no cell phones ruining concerts. Life was good

  • @ChengTeoh
    @ChengTeoh 5 месяцев назад +30

    All that's missing is this movie is a scene where Arnold is dancing in Thailand like JCVD did ... very disappointed it was left out in this timeline.

    • @lilmoeszyslak4810
      @lilmoeszyslak4810 5 месяцев назад +3

      Arnold wishes he could pull off those moves

    • @RichWards-Wins
      @RichWards-Wins 5 месяцев назад

      Jcvd dances..
      Arnie shags kelly preston.
      Think Arnie got the better deal.

    • @tarekmoneimsaid
      @tarekmoneimsaid 5 месяцев назад +5

      That's because it was cut out due to the PG rating. Sadly the R version with this scene is lost forever...

    • @tonypine3434
      @tonypine3434 5 месяцев назад

      He's not done it for ages :(

  • @Janovea
    @Janovea 5 месяцев назад +39

    Dude seriously when I get my check I’m giving you money, I work at a movie theater and fell out of love with it , but you are better than therapist! Bless you man

  • @jamesstaggs4160
    @jamesstaggs4160 5 месяцев назад +26

    "Whoopty fuckin' doo." It's a super basic joke but it had me literally on the floor laughing. Doesn't matter if you've got great jokes if you're delivery is off but good timing and delivery can take a mediocre joke and spin it into gold.

  • @GiacomoSorbi
    @GiacomoSorbi 5 месяцев назад +22

    4:20 - Now I just want a movie with Arnie and his gang imitating seagal's voice and saying bitchy things. With Arnie also defeating and humiliating him in seated combat while Wilt and Grace mock how seagal runs, for good measure!

  • @rattlehead1003
    @rattlehead1003 5 месяцев назад +36

    I love this movie. My grampa and I would watch Red Sonja all the time. This one reminds me more of it than the first.

    • @b.w.22
      @b.w.22 5 месяцев назад +7

      Yeah, 100%. The first was directed by John Milius and was in many ways a movie more about the literary Conan while Destroyer and Red Sonja (even though they didn’t have the rights to the Conan character) were more like the Conan of the comics. As a kid, I liked how this film had more sorcery and weird stuff like Dagoth coming to life.

    • @staomruel
      @staomruel 5 месяцев назад +5

      Barbarian, Destroyer and Red Sonja is a yearly trilogy for me.

    • @Kracov_the_Madman
      @Kracov_the_Madman 5 месяцев назад +2

      PG movies are more appropriate to watch with family anyway.

    • @b.w.22
      @b.w.22 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@staomruel - Do you have a day or season or anything where you do that trilogy? That’s a rad evening line-up.

    • @staomruel
      @staomruel 5 месяцев назад

      @b.w.22 usually on a very lazy day during summer vacation.

  • @leyazaki
    @leyazaki 5 месяцев назад +16

    It's literally doesn't get better than these movies both currently on Netflix rn

    • @Pemulis1
      @Pemulis1 5 месяцев назад +2

      I did not know that. I knew that C the B was there, but not the second one. My Friday is suddenly looking up. Thanks.

    • @mallninja9805
      @mallninja9805 5 месяцев назад

      These movies on Blu-Ray. Netflix can never take them away from me.

  • @TheMichaelStott
    @TheMichaelStott 5 месяцев назад +55

    "It was the eighties and life expectancy was like 32" 🤣 As a Gen X I can confirm the 80s was hard core 😜

    • @jaysonraphaelmurdock8812
      @jaysonraphaelmurdock8812 5 месяцев назад +3

      Yep.

    • @docwho2828
      @docwho2828 5 месяцев назад +2

      Oh yeah! Especially the hair!

    • @TheMichaelStott
      @TheMichaelStott 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@docwho2828 It might have been the products we used that shortened our life spans😅

    • @docwho2828
      @docwho2828 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@TheMichaelStott Oh yes!!!

    • @andyman8352
      @andyman8352 5 месяцев назад +2

      Yeah, between the hairspray fumes and ozone holes, you were toast pretty quick.

  • @REDMAGEV00
    @REDMAGEV00 5 месяцев назад +11

    Your Blades of Glory reference was f***ing amazing my good sir.

  • @sosukeaizen4553
    @sosukeaizen4553 5 месяцев назад +20

    3:40, Seagal never catch a break here huh.

  • @DustinDonald-cz9ot
    @DustinDonald-cz9ot 5 месяцев назад +18

    Not as good as the first, but man did I have a crush on the princess she was smoking.

    • @T0tenkampf
      @T0tenkampf 5 месяцев назад +2

      Same here, Olivia d'Abo has aged very well to this day

    • @leroilapue15
      @leroilapue15 5 месяцев назад +4

      Yeah they cast the perfect girl for this she was very cute and princessy

    • @VTsiFanfic
      @VTsiFanfic 5 месяцев назад +3

      Bro when she's yelling "Bombata! I need you Bombata!" That shot was sexy as he'll.

    • @leroilapue15
      @leroilapue15 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@VTsiFanfic this was the age of shameless skimpiness...it needs to come back

  • @bryanperryman7675
    @bryanperryman7675 5 месяцев назад +42

    I laughed so loud on the Wilt Chamberlain and guarding her virginity bit, it woke the dog up

  • @psychotictactoe
    @psychotictactoe 5 месяцев назад +36

    "It was the 80s and life expectancy was like 32"
    Dying xD

  • @tectorgorch8698
    @tectorgorch8698 5 месяцев назад +40

    Tracey Walter received an academy award for best supporting actor for his performance in this classic.

    • @larrywest42
      @larrywest42 5 месяцев назад +6

      Well, he *did* win the "Saturn" award, whatever that is, for "Repo Man", which I remember as a pretty fun movie.

    • @Pemulis1
      @Pemulis1 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@larrywest42 Repo Man. Hell Yeah!

    • @nopewmopan
      @nopewmopan 5 месяцев назад +2

      Always loved him as Bob in Batman.

    • @brycesolomon9933
      @brycesolomon9933 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@nopewmopanBob, your gun please.

  • @sirennoir258
    @sirennoir258 5 месяцев назад +13

    Space Ice is the ONLY channel on RUclips that is good enough for me to turn on the notifications.

  • @TheGamingVue
    @TheGamingVue 5 месяцев назад +5

    This movie is a perfect example of how a soundtrack can add so much to making a film great.

  • @themonsterunderyourbed9408
    @themonsterunderyourbed9408 5 месяцев назад +91

    I'll never get over the fact that Conan the Barbarian is rated R but Conan the destroyer is rated PG.

    • @zombieparrot2606
      @zombieparrot2606 5 месяцев назад +47

      Yea, but CTD is way more “comic book-y,” than CTB. Also, CTB has that whole “grape” scene when they give that slave girl to Arnold as a reward for fighting well. I remember watching that movie with my mom in like ‘91, and she started saying “oh he’s gonna give her his blanket. Wait, hold on-what’s he doing.oh.”
      😂😂😂😂😂 I was 11 years old, and she was a very conservative church lady. Cracks me up to this day. Sorry for the novel. I’m high as shit.

    • @bauhnguefyische667
      @bauhnguefyische667 5 месяцев назад

      @@zombieparrot2606
      💨⛅️🌤️☀️🪐

    • @larrywest42
      @larrywest42 5 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@zombieparrot2606a zombie parrot who's high as shit, yet able to pick out coherent stories?
      I need to reexamine my life choices.

    • @mikes5637
      @mikes5637 5 месяцев назад +5

      It was originally going to be a R like CTB but the studio wanted a more family friendly version. Unfortunately all the cut footage got lost.

    • @stillcantbesilencedevennow
      @stillcantbesilencedevennow 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@mikes5637 depressing AF.

  • @JohnRapheal7
    @JohnRapheal7 5 месяцев назад +6

    Can't lie... Arnold as Conan and Terminator is peak 80s action. Fxcking iconic

  • @jamesfoley6939
    @jamesfoley6939 5 месяцев назад +5

    I watched this film an inordinate number of times as a child, and it was worth it each time!

  • @SamFisher.
    @SamFisher. 5 месяцев назад +8

    "That's not where that goes..."
    I saw it too.

  • @aidanwalsh3930
    @aidanwalsh3930 5 месяцев назад +9

    "Good luck winning a dance off when you've got this staring at you!"👌
    🕺🏆😠👊🖐....👏👏😆😆😆😆😁

    • @joelmbaumgartner
      @joelmbaumgartner 5 месяцев назад +1

      Personally my favorite part of this amazing video.

  • @timw.5030
    @timw.5030 4 месяца назад +2

    Your channel comes through at the right time, every time. Yes, ty.

  • @TornAaPaRt
    @TornAaPaRt 5 месяцев назад +17

    The spark plug can't catch a break😂

    • @hv3115
      @hv3115 5 месяцев назад +1

      What's that spark plug a reference to? I don't get it.

    • @solotopfeeder6976
      @solotopfeeder6976 4 месяца назад

      @@hv3115 Neither do I.

  • @larrywest42
    @larrywest42 5 месяцев назад +3

    I feel bad mentioning Rob Schneider when talking about acting, but the Schneider-like character is played by Tracey Walter, who I recall being good in "Repo Man", also from 1984 (and maybe worth watching: it stars Harry Dean Stanton and Emilio Estevez).

  • @Scuba_Bro
    @Scuba_Bro 5 месяцев назад +24

    That all-black monster in the red cloak legit gave me nightmares for weeks as a kid 😂

    • @pg396
      @pg396 5 месяцев назад +4

      Stay strong Dawg! ✊

    • @Dr.Gunsmith
      @Dr.Gunsmith 5 месяцев назад +1

      Me too 😂

    • @jaysonraphaelmurdock8812
      @jaysonraphaelmurdock8812 5 месяцев назад

      I always thought it was creepy as F.

    • @Drew791
      @Drew791 5 месяцев назад +1

      I always immediately lock my car doors when I see one at an intersection

  • @outtheredude
    @outtheredude 5 месяцев назад +6

    Of course life expectancy back in the 80s was only 32. Cars were randomly exploding everywhere just because they were so eager to be in on WWIII to take out the Ruskies. As well as being on cocaine.
    A great time to be alive. For all of 32 years.

    • @colonelkurtz2269
      @colonelkurtz2269 5 месяцев назад +1

      Our VCR clock flashed 12:00 for 15 years....never found out how to set it.

  • @Tazio25
    @Tazio25 4 месяца назад +3

    I think that animated movie with Steven Segaul is genius idea.

  • @bauhnguefyische667
    @bauhnguefyische667 5 месяцев назад +3

    02:32 😂😂
    ‘Because he’s Wilt F ing Chamberlain!’
    We should all indulge a moment of profound silence.😂

  • @sidneyhillaryw5121
    @sidneyhillaryw5121 5 месяцев назад +15

    'I NEED YOU' I'M YOURS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @CristianCiotti
    @CristianCiotti 5 месяцев назад +14

    Best part of the Conan movies is the deep, brilliant communication skills displayed by Arnold!

    • @tomsnedeker9443
      @tomsnedeker9443 5 месяцев назад +7

      "Enough talk!" Sword gets thrown into abdomen.

    • @leroilapue15
      @leroilapue15 5 месяцев назад +3

      And this is actually one of the best ways to portray the original Conan...he wasnt civilized, he was the wild man, your words never mattered

  • @psychoagenda
    @psychoagenda 5 месяцев назад +4

    That's my favorite classic, i used hear the soundtrack while reading Savage Sword.

  • @verbosewater2538
    @verbosewater2538 5 месяцев назад +1

    The kickstarter at the end rocks. I see the guy and think about hitting next but give him a few seconds to talk….and that’s all it took. I love hearing this guys stories and ideas!!! Keep having him please.

  • @steveaustin4013
    @steveaustin4013 5 месяцев назад +3

    I actually watch the ad at the end. This channel is awesome

  • @johnhorak2000
    @johnhorak2000 5 месяцев назад +2

    This is actually first film I clearly remember watching in my life. I had to be like 3 or 4. Definitely less than 5 where I was already watching action movies regulary and I became big Arnold fan. Anyway, back to Conan 2, my grandpa put it on and he was smiling when I was shocked by severed heads flying around. I was also amazed by Grace Jones, probably first black person I saw in my life.

  • @Melchiah28
    @Melchiah28 5 месяцев назад +13

    I am from Germany and i approve that this bad Wizard is Captain Germany.🤣🤣🤣

  • @me.ne.frego.
    @me.ne.frego. 5 месяцев назад +6

    Damn Seagal, turning down that awesome proyect!

    • @aperez5360
      @aperez5360 5 месяцев назад +1

      I know right? That seems like it would've been a lot of fun

  • @lostinpa-dadenduro7555
    @lostinpa-dadenduro7555 5 месяцев назад +3

    Saw this in the theater with my friends when I was 14. Had a blast. We were the target audience. lol.

  • @TheArtmann
    @TheArtmann 4 месяца назад +1

    Do The New Chuck Norris Movie - Agent Recon !!!
    Do The New Chuck Norris Movie - Agent Recon !!!
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  • @GMan4970515
    @GMan4970515 5 месяцев назад +4

    1:16 The Spark Plug will ALWAYS be my deepest desire!

    • @Armando-913
      @Armando-913 3 месяца назад

      wats the deal with spark plugs..ive seen it in a couple of his videos now ? lol

  • @l.dgffgztghhu6444
    @l.dgffgztghhu6444 4 месяца назад +1

    Conan the Destroyer and Raw Deal on VHS was Part of my Christmas Gift....then I was 11 Years old.........in the 80s. 😎👍

  • @robfullerton1180
    @robfullerton1180 5 месяцев назад +5

    Pootie Tang is the ultimate super hero

  • @guyverjay1289
    @guyverjay1289 5 месяцев назад +8

    Ursa from Superman II

  • @Dr.Gunsmith
    @Dr.Gunsmith 5 месяцев назад +3

    “Captain Fooking Germany” 😂 😂 😂

  • @rockymountainlifeprospecti4423
    @rockymountainlifeprospecti4423 5 месяцев назад +2

    "F your mirrors" lmao! nice Chappelle shout, awesome Space Ice

  • @GenocideLv
    @GenocideLv 5 месяцев назад +15

    how did we ever believe "women are sexualized in video games" when we grew up on stuff like this

  • @jibbsautomations
    @jibbsautomations 5 месяцев назад +1

    "Sit down fighting that is so much cooler when he does it" 🤣🤣 I love that you burn Seagal wothout even mentioning his name 😂

  • @2DaGreen
    @2DaGreen 5 месяцев назад +3

    04:37 "chamberlin sleeping standing up like he's some horse or some shit." lol

    • @Armando-913
      @Armando-913 3 месяца назад +1

      dude i was dying wen i heard that 🤦🏽‍♂️😭🤣🤣💀

    • @2DaGreen
      @2DaGreen 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Armando-913 I watched it again 😂

    • @Armando-913
      @Armando-913 3 месяца назад +1

      @@2DaGreen bro 😭🤣💀

  • @joshthemediocre7824
    @joshthemediocre7824 5 месяцев назад +1

    The guy at the end needs his own channel just telling short dumb hollywood stories..his segments are fire. I don't have to say how great this channel is, everyone who watches it knows that.

  • @magistrumartium
    @magistrumartium 5 месяцев назад +3

    2:52 Yes, in the 1980's the average life span was only around 35. LOL.

  • @yamaharv3190
    @yamaharv3190 5 месяцев назад

    Love that you chose to do a breakdown of Conan the destroyer !!!
    Grew up on this classic.
    "Mike tysoning Arnold "😂
    Atta boy space ice !!

  • @serjarmen
    @serjarmen 5 месяцев назад +5

    Oh hell yea, this is what is best in life

  • @BrandonRalstonUSA
    @BrandonRalstonUSA 5 месяцев назад +1

    Mad respect for digging deep by mentioning Nintendo Pro Wrestling. Played that fun game in the 6th grade! (currently 48 y/o)

  • @MrFudgepump
    @MrFudgepump 5 месяцев назад +2

    Surf Ninjas! Next please. Its ultimate 90s. Stars a ginger Rob Schneider and a cyborg Leslie Nielsen.

  • @marshaltito7232
    @marshaltito7232 5 месяцев назад +1

    My friend once worked at a BBQ place next to a Walmart that Arnold came to for some promotion, and after it was over, Arnold went to get some smoked meaty eats. Apparently, he just ate 4 pounds of meat by himself, saying only a few words when ordering and left silently. Truly more of a man than any of us.

  • @walterwhite8813
    @walterwhite8813 5 месяцев назад +17

    Remember when he said..."Screw your Freedom"...... ya i do too

    • @Scrambledbrains3601
      @Scrambledbrains3601 5 месяцев назад +4

      Something about pepperidge farm ... Ye F that guy

    • @leroilapue15
      @leroilapue15 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@jamesscottselfdefense47 you got that right...maybe Rob Schneider? Its a pretty small list!

  • @josephnicolino8529
    @josephnicolino8529 5 месяцев назад +1

    This is the first Arnold movie I ever saw. Been a fan ever since

  • @areaju5t1n14
    @areaju5t1n14 5 месяцев назад +12

    Surf Ninjas. Suburban Commando. No Holds Barred. Broken Arrow. Blind Fury. You've done Blade, would love to see what other superhero movies you can make even more awesome. Or awesome in general because they were dogshit.

    • @jonathanpeterson1984
      @jonathanpeterson1984 5 месяцев назад +1

      Congo, harry and the hendersons, Missing in Action or ANY Chuck Norris movie😂

  • @_WillCAD_
    @_WillCAD_ 5 месяцев назад +1

    You always know it's a good video when the first line says, "Meeeeeega blockbuster hit movie..."

  • @imakrewitatl
    @imakrewitatl 5 месяцев назад +5

    Whats the deal with the spark plug edited in? Lol im a new sub and it keeps perplexing me, someone help a brutha out! 😂

    • @Randyplaysguitars
      @Randyplaysguitars 5 месяцев назад +7

      From the fast and the furious. Early on on the movie they talk about fuel mapping and the spark plug be spittin

    • @areaju5t1n14
      @areaju5t1n14 5 месяцев назад +3

      It was introduced in the Tokyo Drift episode

    • @imakrewitatl
      @imakrewitatl 5 месяцев назад +1

      Thanks bruhs

  • @jimheimerl1637
    @jimheimerl1637 4 месяца назад

    The transitions from chill background music to energetic background music to chill background music etc music is chef's hawk tuah.

  • @Seanrfxgaming
    @Seanrfxgaming 5 месяцев назад +21

    space ice can you do samurai cop please bud

    • @poetaaprendiz3592
      @poetaaprendiz3592 5 месяцев назад +7

      He already did, and it's great

    • @Seanrfxgaming
      @Seanrfxgaming 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@poetaaprendiz3592 oh i didn’t know! Cheers bud

    • @williamtoad8040
      @williamtoad8040 5 месяцев назад +4

      I want to see him do Kill Bill parts 1 and 2 to see how many Seagal insults he does during the torture scenes, and the Pai Mei chapter

  • @bivekhunjan2888
    @bivekhunjan2888 5 месяцев назад

    This had me in absolute stitches bro ! Your videos make my day. Big love from London 🇬🇧

  • @christianbelzer
    @christianbelzer 5 месяцев назад +15

    90s watching the film: "The story is complete bullshit, but the action kicks ass!"
    20s watching the film: "This is the smartest story in a movie I have seen in a decade!!"

  • @andallthatcouldhavebeen...9175
    @andallthatcouldhavebeen...9175 5 месяцев назад +1

    Perfect addition to my afternoons viewing material! Thanks!

  • @AJVANBAKKER
    @AJVANBAKKER 5 месяцев назад +7

    Please DO Rutger Hauer HITCHIKER..

    • @spleen8834
      @spleen8834 5 месяцев назад +5

      and Blind Fury!

    • @MrBonified66
      @MrBonified66 5 месяцев назад +2

      He came from hell - don't ask him where he's going.

  • @Bob3D2000
    @Bob3D2000 5 месяцев назад +1

    Indeed, Olivia d'Abo (Princess Jehnna) was 15 when this film was released.

  • @REDARO11
    @REDARO11 5 месяцев назад +3

    God bless you, man. I had such a bad day till now when you brought me again to laughter :)))))) hahahahah Space ice … i love you man!!!

  • @paulmaher7683
    @paulmaher7683 5 месяцев назад +1

    I am very dumb, could someone pls explain why 1984 Arnold wants a Sparkplug.
    I tried to google it and all i got was a video of Arnold speaking German, holding a chainsaw.

  • @Max_Ohm
    @Max_Ohm 5 месяцев назад +5

    2:36 omg LOOOOOOOOOL

  • @Amadeus8484
    @Amadeus8484 3 месяца назад

    "They then laugh their asses off while imitating her voice and saying bitchy things!" My God I lost it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @GenericBrand-TM
    @GenericBrand-TM 5 месяцев назад +5

    Krom, I love this movie.

    • @b.w.22
      @b.w.22 5 месяцев назад

      “Crom! I have never prayed to you before; I don’t have the tongue for it. But if valor pleases you, grant me one thing - grant me revenge! If not, then to hell with you!”