Creating a Wormhole - Hermitcraft Season 10 Episode 9

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Комментарии • 1,7 тыс.

  • @docm77
    @docm77  3 месяца назад +2879

    The big what??? Sigh

    • @_Finkle
      @_Finkle 3 месяца назад +141

      What other hermit would be able to consistently get away w these jokes so hilariously? None but the GOAT

    • @NickAndriadze
      @NickAndriadze 3 месяца назад +102

      The big *SALMON* obviously!
      Wait no I meant Big *WOOD* nonononononono-

    • @quakerninja
      @quakerninja 3 месяца назад +6

      is there a stream this weekend or doing easter with the family

    • @M_I_A_
      @M_I_A_ 3 месяца назад +2

      Was the previous bone-meal farm a “small boner” then?

    • @duvelke5566
      @duvelke5566 3 месяца назад +20

      Lol big wood big b ... Lol 😂😂😂

  • @Glace_cakes
    @Glace_cakes 3 месяца назад +4234

    The year is 2030. Hermitcraft 13 is wrapping up. Doc has chunk-manipulated the second coming of Christ to spawn in his gold farm that creates gold in real life. Sand duping is still banned.

    • @ClownStoleYourBeans
      @ClownStoleYourBeans 3 месяца назад +63

      i laughed so hard while reading this 😂

    • @idontmindwell
      @idontmindwell 3 месяца назад +6

      😂😂

    • @Argidisparken
      @Argidisparken 3 месяца назад +6

      hahahaha

    • @aircobraman1375
      @aircobraman1375 3 месяца назад +52

      And afk fish farm videos are still being banned by mojang.

    • @Papichunk
      @Papichunk 3 месяца назад +37

      Sand duping still banned killed me

  • @AS26005
    @AS26005 3 месяца назад +2836

    Epic Line "The Big Boner... what no no no no"

    • @blancfilms
      @blancfilms 3 месяца назад +92

      you missed 03:40 🤣

    • @castlebeki
      @castlebeki 3 месяца назад +20

      ​@@blancfilmslmao missed it too but now I cannot miss it anymore xD

    • @gijskramer1702
      @gijskramer1702 3 месяца назад

      Double fisting exes

    • @lightning_11
      @lightning_11 3 месяца назад +31

      @@blancfilms There's no way he's not doing it on purpose. Like, "big wood"? Come on.

    • @birdbeakbeardneck3617
      @birdbeakbeardneck3617 3 месяца назад +18

      it makes a lot of bone meal alright

  • @Fyreflier
    @Fyreflier 3 месяца назад +975

    Doc: "If you're not a regular Doc viewer yet you may have many many many questions..."
    Me: "Doc. I _am_ a regular viewer and I have many many MANY questions at all times."

    • @Anas-1220
      @Anas-1220 2 месяца назад +7

      Lmao true 🤣

    • @charlotteselander839
      @charlotteselander839 Месяц назад +4

      I just learn to not question and obey, you don’t want to be on his bad side…

    • @EpicMuttonChops
      @EpicMuttonChops Месяц назад

      me: not a regular doc viewer, and still won't be after this season

    • @StapelBricks
      @StapelBricks Месяц назад +2

      Me too
      Doc: explains.
      Me: I understand.
      three seconds later
      Me: It´s some form of magic.

    • @Anas-1220
      @Anas-1220 Месяц назад +1

      @@StapelBricks you're too relatable

  • @statelyelms
    @statelyelms 3 месяца назад +973

    You know what would be a real big ... move? Hooking yourself up to the postal network. You've got the redstone prowess, and the system is actually fairly simple anyways. And it'd give them a shock.
    Imagine you just send Etho and Tango a letter saying "Doc online." They know they didn't hook you up. They weren't even planning on it since you were so far away. But there's a message from the Goat, and a Goat stamp.. the surprise would be so worth it!

    • @JarodCain
      @JarodCain 3 месяца назад +43

      I love this.

    • @HonestAuntyElle
      @HonestAuntyElle 3 месяца назад +83

      It'd be so cool if it didn't impact the rest of the hermits and used boat technology to make his mail super quick

    • @the_person_without_a_name
      @the_person_without_a_name 3 месяца назад +22

      Omg please- that would be so funny xD

    • @MedusaLegend
      @MedusaLegend 2 месяца назад +18

      And April’s fools day is coming…

    • @thethoeby
      @thethoeby 2 месяца назад +19

      And then get around the shop permits by not having a shop but mail delivery order service.

  • @spnhm34
    @spnhm34 3 месяца назад +1484

    Microsoft: “we don’t allow …”
    Hermitcraft: “nope”
    Microsoft: “but we can’t show …”
    Hermitcraft: “nope”
    Microsoft: “our policy is …”
    Hermitcraft: “nope”
    Microsoft: “can we keep our own pants at least?”
    Hermitcraft:



    “Mmmkay”

    • @Thedemonchildrenofficial
      @Thedemonchildrenofficial 3 месяца назад +219

      scar: "NEVER!" *tries to swindle microsoft out of their pants*

    • @prabhav1788
      @prabhav1788 3 месяца назад +47

      Based hermits

    • @thestarbran
      @thestarbran 3 месяца назад +91

      doc left with microsoft’s pants to hide his big…. bonemeal array

    • @edwardscott3262
      @edwardscott3262 3 месяца назад +63

      I can't believe Microsoft thought they could stop us from worshipping the Great Goat Mother.
      Nobody stops the Goat.

    • @Shadowdemoninsideyourwalls
      @Shadowdemoninsideyourwalls 3 месяца назад +16

      @@Thedemonchildrenofficial 5 REPUTATION POINTS????!!!!

  • @yusaki8064
    @yusaki8064 3 месяца назад +112

    Saw a post on Tumblr the other day that said “The thing I love about Hermitcraft is that they have 3 mad scientists and none of them are even remotely similar.”
    This week we got Doc making a boat canon to launch a chest boat full of Shulker boxes of bonemeal 1000 blocks in 1 Tick.
    Zedaph walking around the server with a mending villager on a chicken.
    And Cub spending a ridiculous amount of time and diamonds making awesome explosive fireworks, something I have a feeling the average minecrafter nearly never touches.

    • @liamengram6326
      @liamengram6326 2 месяца назад +2

      Tango?

    • @levindeed
      @levindeed Месяц назад +4

      ​@@liamengram6326 he's not mad. He's completely bonkers.

  • @elaynet382
    @elaynet382 3 месяца назад +281

    Oh good, you're not drowning the Allays... You're just waterboarding them endlessly. The benevolence!

    • @mtarek2005
      @mtarek2005 3 месяца назад +13

      this is way better than burning diorite!!

    • @f4lvso4kg
      @f4lvso4kg 2 месяца назад +6

      Allay Enhanced Interrogation Chamber

  • @MimsTwo
    @MimsTwo 3 месяца назад +605

    Doc, my man, get some rest. You called the bone meal farm a raid farm, you called Allays Wardens and Shulker boxes Hoppers. Save your strength, you'll need it for the Permit Office.

    • @Anas-1220
      @Anas-1220 2 месяца назад +17

      Thank you. Doc definitely needed this reminder.

    • @epicthief
      @epicthief 2 месяца назад +31

      He also said they died to lava strike when he was trying to say lighting

    • @heliogt1961
      @heliogt1961 2 месяца назад +17

      you may forget. doc is german.
      i wanna see grian outsmart one of us in terms of bureaucracy

    • @Jonnyeth
      @Jonnyeth 2 месяца назад +4

      I always thought this was Doc getting tongue tied in English, but that's a good reminder!

  • @monatae9725
    @monatae9725 3 месяца назад +1288

    "THE BIG BONER" 🤣
    Season X is just the gift that keeps on giving

    • @Epicc928
      @Epicc928 3 месяца назад +46

      Might as well call it season XXX 😂

    • @therealsourc3
      @therealsourc3 3 месяца назад +44

      "Season X-rated" for a reason 😅

    • @crunchevo8974
      @crunchevo8974 3 месяца назад

      first it was big wood and hot guy, then it's three hermits one hole, and now it's just big boner. you love to see it 😂😂😂

    • @robinagreer
      @robinagreer 3 месяца назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @marrah6137
      @marrah6137 3 месяца назад +3

      I swear! Everyone this season is making more jokes like that! XD

  • @Thumper8544
    @Thumper8544 3 месяца назад +123

    Etho: are you getting lag?
    Doc: I AM the lag!

  • @GerberDaisy72
    @GerberDaisy72 3 месяца назад +214

    Doc, I started watching HC last season (Grian) and saw your April fools prank and had to see how you did it and I was hooked. I binged your entire S9 eps. I play on a Nintendo switch (I’m 52, it’s what I learned on and I’m comfortable with, I can chill on my heating pad while playing on my tv lol) and had to clear out my storage to download the S9 map. I finally made it to the perimiter and actually got a tad teary at the sight. Thank you for you and the other hermits fighting to keep it intact. It was beautiful!

    • @docm77
      @docm77  3 месяца назад +70

    • @mrtoast244
      @mrtoast244 2 месяца назад +9

      FR, in my survival world I named my Silk Touch pickaxe after Doc's (Seidenknüppel) and actually got chills when I saw the GOAT him self's loadout at the perimeter, with the Armor trims as well! Seeing the OG Seidenknüppel + the exact Docm Armor that we've spent tens of hours looking at in Season 9 videos on my character made me stand up and pace my room for like 10 seconds it was that impactful lol.

    • @snorlaxisgod7506
      @snorlaxisgod7506 2 месяца назад

      How!!!! I downloaded it and deleted almost all of my worlds so I only have 5 left which are important to me and I have plenty of space on my switch but it says Minecraft can only use 2 GB

    • @GerberDaisy72
      @GerberDaisy72 2 месяца назад

      @@snorlaxisgod7506 I archived all of the other games on my switch. I then kept deleting old worlds until I had enough space. I only had 3 worlds left. Have you tried getting a backup SDM card to save everything to? I was going to go that route if keeping the 3 worlds that I did not want to delete still wasn’t enough space. Good luck! I was unable to go down Scarlands’s Main Street because of the lag, and the shopping district was a bit laggy too. The Perimeter took forever to actually render in but once it did I was able to go around the whole inside and explore.

  • @Input_Lag
    @Input_Lag 3 месяца назад +737

    The official name of the bone meal farm is now “The Big Boner”

    • @TussockyBongo57
      @TussockyBongo57 3 месяца назад +31

      And the Bdubs suck segment/job/fest
      Season 10 is off to a great start

    • @deryorsh
      @deryorsh 3 месяца назад +35

      And it's producing so much of this white Stuff! 😍

  • @silvershadow525
    @silvershadow525 3 месяца назад +636

    6:00 Basically, you guys told Mojang/Microsoft, "You either get ALL of Hermitcraft, or you get NONE of Hermitcraft"

  • @BlahCraft1
    @BlahCraft1 3 месяца назад +123

    Calling it now: Doc will end up using this system to "teleport" a pile of tnt minecarts inside something, causing it to explode.

  • @statelyelms
    @statelyelms 3 месяца назад +79

    I know that Doc enjoys (or at least tolerates) playing the antagonistic bad guy, and the other hermits lean into it too.. but the best moments are when you and the other hermits just genuinely get along and hyped together on camera.

  • @megaawesomesupreme
    @megaawesomesupreme 3 месяца назад +1186

    The GOAT is so nice for letting the other Hermits play in his world.

    • @twisted_cry
      @twisted_cry 3 месяца назад +57

      And yet still they won’t let him dupe sand :/

    • @why3994
      @why3994 3 месяца назад +1

      hi kanaya :D

    • @DJBRO2005
      @DJBRO2005 3 месяца назад +5

      @@twisted_cryyet.

    • @braniik1108
      @braniik1108 3 месяца назад +3

      Waiting for the part when he makes them operate his machines

    • @charlielewis3261
      @charlielewis3261 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@braniik1108 that's such a brilliantly evil idea, he already has a machine that sorts items 50/50. He could make one where the Hermits have to pay a stack of sand to AFK at his farm and they only get to take half the output. The more sand the Hermits put in the longer they get to AFK for. 😄

  • @DeagThunderFist
    @DeagThunderFist 3 месяца назад +418

    “and here we have the QUADRUPLE… i don’t even know how to call it… THE BIG BONER. no no wait”

  • @yellowpie
    @yellowpie 3 месяца назад +102

    For some reason, seeing the boat slide into place made me laugh out loud. Usually it feels like these hyper-speed setups are so fast that the entity isn’t there one frame and reached its destination on the next, so seeing the boat just slide into place really caught me off guard.

    • @D1EHARDTOO
      @D1EHARDTOO 14 дней назад

      My reaction and thoughts exactly! I was expecting it to just appear and not to quickly slide into place lol (I've only started watching Doc this season and the stuff the hivemind create is absolutely insane and mind bending)

  • @Funcat-tq6qk
    @Funcat-tq6qk 3 месяца назад +25

    At this point, I can't remember for the life of me what Doc needed the sand for in the first place where he needed the duper

    • @LegorocketsAnimation
      @LegorocketsAnimation 2 месяца назад +6

      I believe it was for building the murals or all the sandstone structures in the S9 perimeter.

  • @mrtoast244
    @mrtoast244 3 месяца назад +689

    For new viewers, the reason why Doc puts Redstone on Diamond Ore is because early in Season 9 the Hermits did this thing where since Deepslate Diamond ore is actually really common everyone turned in their Diamonds to not wreck the economy. Then they did like a daily quests type thing where they could earn Diamonds for trading. But, Doc didn't want to give up his Diamonds - since he literally had thousands of ore from digging a massive Perimeter and using the tunnel bore - so he stuck it to the man and found the loophole where by using the ore's as building blocks in his Redstone, he was in the clear since that doesn't wreck the economy practically, only theoretically.
    That's still a lot more trust worthy and predictable than inflation usually is though, so they should be relieved that Doc is such a nice guy.

    • @DJBRO2005
      @DJBRO2005 3 месяца назад +63

      Doc also didn't participate in the whole king ren storyline and declared his own sovereignty....and then proceeded to build with diamond blocks as a flex since other hermits were pillaring up with diamonds to show who the richest hermit was.
      The diamond redstone schtick was never vocally acknowledged by doc as far as I know. It was just a subtle quiet flex. 😂
      Quite possibly the best running gag of the entire hermitcraft series TBH.
      I think scars Ore mountain is on a similar vein btw.

    • @Fyreflier
      @Fyreflier 3 месяца назад +61

      It wasn't even so much about the diamond ore being really common - a bunch of Hermits (Cub, Grian, Scar, Hypno, Impulse are the ones I can think of off the top of my head) decided to have a... _bonemeal farm_ measuring contest to see whose 2x2 diamond ore pillar could be tallest and so everyone went mining almost obsessively. It was very lucky that Mumbo was the richest hermit on the server and kept it all hidden away in the vault or things could have been much worse 😂

    • @mycroft3322
      @mycroft3322 3 месяца назад +4

      It’s also helpful for returning viewers like myself who forgot lol, thank you for your recap!

    • @mrtoast244
      @mrtoast244 3 месяца назад +8

      @@DJBRO2005 in the words of DocEminem77 aka Jono "Skills so ridiculous, evade what they try to hit me with, you search for diamond blocks, that's what the Doc is building with!"

    • @tyrsia
      @tyrsia 3 месяца назад +8

      @@DJBRO2005similar vein. I see what you did there. 😂

  • @aulvinduergard9952
    @aulvinduergard9952 3 месяца назад +385

    *Doc, Ep 1:* I don't like to do anything.
    *Doc, Ep 9:* I don't like to _load_ anything.

  • @RegularBiscuit
    @RegularBiscuit 3 месяца назад +92

    hermits: no sand duping!
    Doc: revenge is a dish best served grainy

  • @BenRod79
    @BenRod79 3 месяца назад +105

    It's so crazy watching Tango innovate on Redstone using bitwise operators but staying within the normal rules of redstone and then watching Doc just say to himself, "Forget the rules. How can we make this happen without the rules?"

    • @ianfinnigan264
      @ianfinnigan264 2 месяца назад +20

      Yeah, quite arguably the best part of having so many redstoners on the server is looking at just how different they all are. Even if they all built with the same blocks, you could easily tell who built each project just by figuring out what it does and how it works.

  • @God_Bones
    @God_Bones 3 месяца назад +689

    There's something so chaotically wholesome about Doc's murals ensueing mass internal discussion within Mojang, that ended up working in our favor.

    • @God_Bones
      @God_Bones 3 месяца назад

      Also: "I don't even know how to call it, the big boner" -Doc, 12:10, 2024 colorized.

  • @zipforth
    @zipforth 3 месяца назад +448

    It's crazy that minecraft has a robust scientific community that comes up with stuff like instant boat transport! There should be yearly awards for stuff like "advancements in Minecraft physics" and "farm engineering"

    • @Blue_aquamarine
      @Blue_aquamarine 3 месяца назад +28

      There’s something similar but not quite the same held by purplers or ‘purpledragonuke’. It’s like an awards ceremony for the redstone community in which the audience votes in several categories for who they think deserves it the most.
      Not quite as specific as you mention but it’s worth a look at if your interested in that kind of stuff :)

  • @6022
    @6022 3 месяца назад +70

    At first, I was thinking, has Doc broken the speed of light in minecraft? Then I worked it out. Turns out light speed is really quick. 300000000m/s, so if it takes his device one tick to travel between points, those points would still need to be fifteen MILLION blocks apart to beat the speed of light. For comparison, that's about halfway to the border of the world in minecraft. Light would travel from one world border, sixty million blocks to the opposite world border, in just four game ticks, assuming 20 ticks per second.

    • @darkheart8384
      @darkheart8384 2 месяца назад +7

      I feel that docs team might set out on this task one day.

    • @daltondavis8759
      @daltondavis8759 2 месяца назад +5

      If I understand the mechanics right then I don't think that would be THAT hard.

    • @LegorocketsAnimation
      @LegorocketsAnimation 2 месяца назад +4

      Season 15 Doc: I thought elytra was a little slow, so I built this spaceship that travels at 99% of the fastest speed in the universe.

  • @philip4534
    @philip4534 3 месяца назад +34

    Grian: “weird what’s that building?… woah, so much lag!!!” *loads boats right before firing*

    • @LegorocketsAnimation
      @LegorocketsAnimation 2 месяца назад +6

      Grian is now permanently deaf because of the sonic boom caused by the launch.
      The permit office is closed for six months while Grian recovers in the hospital.

  • @mrtoast244
    @mrtoast244 3 месяца назад +198

    Just like with Mumbo Jumbo's Slime Farm being a really good concept with poor execution, this wormhole generator's "Boat stack" technical functionality proves that in Season 8 Mumbo Jumbo was ten steps ahead of the technical game. This launcher is clearly inspired by the Boatem Pole and nobody can prove otherwise.

    • @albuspercivalwulfricbriand5363
      @albuspercivalwulfricbriand5363 3 месяца назад +35

      Mumbo Jumbo is a genius, so ahead of everyone else, he us even ahead of himself

    • @rudrodeepchatterjee
      @rudrodeepchatterjee 2 месяца назад +21

      The title of "best Redstoner ever" Is not because Mumbo makes best redstone stuff NOW, it's because he is the brainchild of some of the best redstone stuff EVER.

    • @vulcanfeline
      @vulcanfeline 13 дней назад

      damm "off by one" error

  • @Alice-not-Alice
    @Alice-not-Alice 3 месяца назад +131

    “Joe Hills awaaaaaay”
    Joe is a national treasure, and I’m loving the Big Wood-Salmon-Hand Puppet shenanigans

  • @TGo-n-Roscoe
    @TGo-n-Roscoe 3 месяца назад +88

    I’m 41 years old, but my sense of humor is still stuck at 14…. You and bdubs, omg…lmfao

  • @Petobismal-db8nj
    @Petobismal-db8nj 3 месяца назад +18

    "THE BIG BONER"
    Getting into the wood business has single handedly killed this season's PG rating 😂

  • @Bolivian05
    @Bolivian05 3 месяца назад +474

    Season 9 Accomplishments
    - Mumbo: makes a slime farm then goes on hiatus and gets the redstone community to create the most efficient Slime Farm.
    - Doc: Builds Murals on the Permitter, Gets Microsoft to ease up on Bedrock restrictions.
    Update:
    - I forgot about the gamer outreach charity event was in the same season mb mb

    • @LessaIsLief
      @LessaIsLief 3 месяца назад +33

      Don't forget about the 420k for gamers outreach in the charity stream! Season 9 was epic!

    • @jhm8614
      @jhm8614 3 месяца назад +1

      How is going on vacation a accomplishment

    • @ambrosianapier7545
      @ambrosianapier7545 3 месяца назад +3

      You don’t have a job yet, do you?

    • @mycroft3322
      @mycroft3322 3 месяца назад +3

      1.21 slime farms about to be insane though

    • @darthseverus89
      @darthseverus89 3 месяца назад +1

      Doc for pm

  • @jess_bat22
    @jess_bat22 3 месяца назад +323

    Doc isn’t doing too well against the Allay Abuse Allegations with this episode…

    • @therealsourc3
      @therealsourc3 3 месяца назад +24

      Water boarding allays is fine.. don't worry about it xD

    • @Missmori
      @Missmori 3 месяца назад +19

      @@therealsourc3 its not abuse its advanced integration.... Kind of like advanced interrogation

    • @mtarek2005
      @mtarek2005 3 месяца назад +8

      iskall can only dream to compete, diorite burner heals way less

    • @TussockyBongo57
      @TussockyBongo57 3 месяца назад +11

      Don't tell Pearl

    • @agentgauntlet4092
      @agentgauntlet4092 3 месяца назад +12

      They don't want the allay's on fire, they don't want the allay's underwater. Wish these abuse inspectors would make up their minds!

  • @timostodian2568
    @timostodian2568 3 месяца назад +18

    Normal people: this is my automated whatever farm, very compliacted redstone
    Doc: ok so lets get this boat to warp speed and transfer 40k items in one tick.... should be done in a few

  • @spooked_glitch
    @spooked_glitch 3 месяца назад +26

    Imagine if someone's randomly in one of the chunks between the bonemeal farm and the swamp thing and they see a random flying chest boat just floating overhead? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Nope, it's just Doc breaking the game again

  • @Xacris
    @Xacris 3 месяца назад +640

    That news about the Murals making Microsoft soften their policies is amazing! I'm so happy that y'all stood your ground. Goats move for no one!

    • @rachelkoch8138
      @rachelkoch8138 3 месяца назад +7

      I'm super curious about what Microsoft's actually guide lines were for restricting "religious depictions" because im 100% positive I played an entire game on my Nintendo switch called Cult of the Lamb. Which has Gods and prayers etc.

    • @epicthesweatybot5655
      @epicthesweatybot5655 2 месяца назад

      What happened

    • @chri-k
      @chri-k 2 месяца назад +9

      @@rachelkoch8138what does that have to do with Microsoft?

    • @RickyT15
      @RickyT15 2 месяца назад

      @@epicthesweatybot5655 They are strict on religious content, mainly an extension from strict advertising rules around the world on religious content within advertising has spread into other areas, since they seen it easier to just outright deny than monitor appropriate use. But due to an employee pushing it with the Hermitcraft world on the marketplace as part of the argument to relax this for game map use, since local laws around the world only cover advertising use which they will need to maintain being strict on. Thats what my short quick research gathered anyway. Anyone with more accurate info could help.

    • @kezi7728
      @kezi7728 2 месяца назад +1

      What happened and what was the time stamp?

  • @TheTrekkie12
    @TheTrekkie12 3 месяца назад +151

    The noise i made at "the big boner" was completely involuntary and i'm so glad i'm home alone right now bc i don't think i could explain that to my family lolololol immediately was just "doc what have you done"

  • @JF743
    @JF743 3 месяца назад +69

    It's really cool that the Hermits got your back and were willing to put off the deal because of the initial refusal of your mural. While I probably won't be booting up Bedrock anytime soon, I'm glad this colab went through. Also welcome to the 1M sub club, you're awesome.

  • @JavaMuko
    @JavaMuko 3 месяца назад +68

    Funny, usually Doc's creations cause things in Minecraft to get nerved. Now he finally caused something to be more relaxed

    • @matthewparker9276
      @matthewparker9276 3 месяца назад +6

      The content restrictions got nerfed.

    • @bobosaurus331
      @bobosaurus331 3 месяца назад

      @@matthewparker9276a nerf is usually making something worse, but the changes are a good change

    • @matthewparker9276
      @matthewparker9276 3 месяца назад +7

      @@bobosaurus331no a nerf is making something weaker. That isn't always a bad thing, sometimes a nerf is needed.

  • @RobotProctor
    @RobotProctor 3 месяца назад +99

    Doc: automatic infinite bonemeal one tick transportation
    Also Doc: BiG bOnEr
    😂

  • @kerb7555
    @kerb7555 3 месяца назад +107

    its so funny to hear the other hermits being shocked about a single stack of diamond blocks,
    while you could easily pave roads with the stuff.

  • @redthunder6183
    @redthunder6183 3 месяца назад +14

    You know, the most surprising thing on the HC bedrock world, is that like 80% of decked out ur actually works on bedrock…
    All of the loot droppers work, item filters, keys, etc. it might not take the much work to get it 100% working for bedrock

  • @authorindisguise5173
    @authorindisguise5173 3 месяца назад +22

    It doesn't matter if doc gets his mail box last. He'll build his own postal service with boat yeet technology.

  • @h.gatnaw
    @h.gatnaw 3 месяца назад +200

    I’m so scared Xisuma might cull this chunk accidentally in the future, please be careful and make sure that doesn’t happen Doc!

    • @michaelhoerr2468
      @michaelhoerr2468 3 месяца назад +6

      What bit did that happen to last time? I know it got fixed, but still.

    • @etherealcarnival
      @etherealcarnival 3 месяца назад +43

      @@michaelhoerr2468the arrow cannon got more than half pruned. They were able to restore the chunk from old backups but the states were all messed up rendering it useless. Had to be rebuilt

    • @michaelhoerr2468
      @michaelhoerr2468 3 месяца назад +2

      @@etherealcarnivalThat was it. Thanks!

    • @BlownUpp
      @BlownUpp 3 месяца назад +15

      Yeah I was thinking “I hope no hermit unsuspectingly adventures near that chunk when it’s reloading…”

    • @etherealcarnival
      @etherealcarnival 3 месяца назад +13

      @@BlownUpp Worst case scenario: the hermit starts lagging/the boat doesn’t fire to the Swamp Thing. Both are easily fixable! The machine won’t break

  • @bam3xs
    @bam3xs 3 месяца назад +83

    So we had a creeper cannon, an arrow cannon and now a boat cannon... when's the dragon cannon comming?

  • @MagiSwag
    @MagiSwag 3 месяца назад +50

    For new viewers who don't know about SethBling. Doc's not exaggerating that he is the command block counterpart of technical Minecraft. I am always impressed whenever he uploads

    • @birky0191
      @birky0191 2 месяца назад +4

      thank you for reminding me he exist`s and jesus christ just checking him out he has created something insane

  • @LilChuunosuke
    @LilChuunosuke 3 месяца назад +21

    I'm a java player, but it makes me so happy to see that you all worked so hard to make sure bedrock players would be able to enjoy the the season 9 world as it is for free. And the fact you managed to get Microsoft to relax overly strict policies on artwork too is amazing! (Massive kudos to the person on the inside who helped fight for it.)
    That's proof of how amazing the Hermitcraft community is.

  • @kaz49
    @kaz49 3 месяца назад +87

    So... it's now possible to pretty much instantly access items from the swamp thing at spawn?
    Hmm... tastes like foreshadowing

    • @docm77
      @docm77  3 месяца назад +39

      👀

  • @PizzaMineKing
    @PizzaMineKing 3 месяца назад +272

    Warp travel: achieved.
    Next goal: multiverse.

    • @PizzaMineKing
      @PizzaMineKing 3 месяца назад +5

      Wait, no... This is warp travel for items... I wonder if there's a way to abuse this lazy loading minecart being at the edge of player render distance to warp a player...

    • @aulvinduergard9952
      @aulvinduergard9952 3 месяца назад +8

      Now I'm imagining a multiversal war between all the Docs, only for it to be set aside when an even greater threat appears: all the Grians and Scars.

    • @kyleyoung2464
      @kyleyoung2464 3 месяца назад +6

      Minecraft is canonically a multiverse according to mojang

    • @kyleyoung2464
      @kyleyoung2464 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@@PizzaMineKingif not, make it activate a stasis chamber.

    • @Dr_Skowronek
      @Dr_Skowronek 3 месяца назад +2

      The Emperor protects...

  • @AkodoKusamoto
    @AkodoKusamoto 3 месяца назад +28

    Me: Really proud of my homebrewed auto tree farm and moss-based bonemeal farm made sans tutorials and with autosorting.
    Doc: Harnesses the fundamental forces of the universe to break reality, all to, in essence, force everyone to shovel sand.
    I.....I don't know how to feel.

  • @1st1anarkissed
    @1st1anarkissed 3 месяца назад +28

    Doc first started using diamond ore during the Great Diamond Wars of the early 2020's. Everyone was competing to see who had the most ores but Doc's perimeter project eant he had more than everyone else combined. So, he flexed by using it as a utility block instead of joining the competition. And has been doing it since.

  • @audioEidolon
    @audioEidolon 3 месяца назад +25

    When the boat appeared over the horizon I literally gasped out loud. This must be what NASA feels like lmaooo

  • @LouMachado
    @LouMachado 3 месяца назад +162

    I'm at the 25 minute mark and the creeping suspicion that this involves a TNT cannon is overwhelming.

    • @LouMachado
      @LouMachado 3 месяца назад +39

      Boats. OMG. My brain

    • @sambuma
      @sambuma 3 месяца назад +7

      Don't forget the Enderman to teleport them (that was my first thought).

  • @Littlemam247
    @Littlemam247 3 месяца назад +32

    *Just come from Tango's video*
    Mumbo : "Slow pace this season, right?"
    As Tango is building a smart auto-crafting factory
    Meanwhile, Doc : *cracks Knuckles*
    Gosh, I love you guys

  • @davisdiercks
    @davisdiercks 2 месяца назад +4

    Not Skizz pulling an absolutely spot-on Cub impression out of a hat 😂

  • @SassyMuffinGaming
    @SassyMuffinGaming 3 месяца назад +78

    There is something so satisfying with seeing Doc still using diamond blocks in his Redstone builds.

    • @tetsujin_144
      @tetsujin_144 3 месяца назад

      I think maybe he should switch to diamond blocks instead of the ores

    • @lyaneris
      @lyaneris 2 месяца назад

      I​@@tetsujin_144 I feel like someone would get the brilliant idea to steal some of them, inevitably breaking something 😅

    • @LegorocketsAnimation
      @LegorocketsAnimation 2 месяца назад

      @@lyaneris You need to watch S9 and the Buttercup War. I do not think anyone is going to mess with the GOAT after that.

  • @Pepelpepe
    @Pepelpepe 3 месяца назад +74

    I love that Doc's "building blocks" shulker box is filled with diamond ore

  • @Nob1ej0n
    @Nob1ej0n 3 месяца назад +24

    Oh man, seeing Sethbling pop up in the video really hit me. Great to see you, Seth, and Etho playing together again. And great to see Seth's physics engine at play!

  • @No_Name_Provided
    @No_Name_Provided 2 месяца назад +7

    I'd call it the fourfold fertilizer fabricator myself. The big b***r just seems... inappropriate.
    If you end up needing a permit application, my advice is to come prepared:
    1. Get the form from Scar
    2. Answer every question with "the correct answer"
    3. Create an archive in the permit office, and file a copy of your form in the section labelled "approved"
    4. Create an outbox. Look up the permit creation command, and make the permit you're applying for. Put it in the outbox.
    5. Tell Grian "I'm just here to pick up my permit. I already filed the paperwork with your assistant." (Know the names of Grian's two assistants.)
    6. Bring duplicate paperwork (and a receipt), just in case.
    7. Make sure your noteblock audio slider is zeroed out.
    8. As a last resort, bring a horn preloaded with Grian saying "yes". Blow it everytime Grian tries to delay or disagree.
    Optionally: flex on Grian by using nether portal mechanics to spawn a portal in the middle of his office, rather than taking the door. (Chorus fruit also works.)

  • @ephyewt00
    @ephyewt00 3 месяца назад +51

    An an exclusive bedrock console player, I didn't think I'd get to see the world first person.
    Not gunna lie, after stopping for some gigapies, first thing I did was beeline it for The Perimeter. The feels standing at the bottom of it were intense.

  • @Caro2Late
    @Caro2Late 3 месяца назад +54

    During Doc's lively explanation of how the boat will break free upon removing the minecart I was fully immersed and I blown away. Then doc says: "..and now come the crazy part..."
    Wait, what?

  • @user-cm3td2jy4w
    @user-cm3td2jy4w 2 месяца назад +4

    1:04:05 I love how Joehil came up with sword after Beef ask you calmly that " how did you have stack of diamond blocks !? " and then everyone walk in closer like prepare to beat you up. XD

  • @dragonladyusps
    @dragonladyusps 3 месяца назад +11

    Hermitcraft changes a lot things and a lot of lives. From this, to Scars hospital stations for kids, and just what you all mean to all of us, is incredible. Thank you Doc for all you do.

  • @Shadowdemoninsideyourwalls
    @Shadowdemoninsideyourwalls 3 месяца назад +92

    Pearl, Tango AND DOC!!!!??? THE GOAT HAS CHOSEN TO SHOWER US WITH BLESSINGS TODAY🐏

    • @TussockyBongo57
      @TussockyBongo57 3 месяца назад +2

      And Vodskall with a BTS Hermitcraft video!

  • @MrLinkDay
    @MrLinkDay 3 месяца назад +185

    If Doc and the Hivemind decide to go out of Minecraft into IRL science, we'd be into intergalactic space travel in weeks.

    • @Glace_cakes
      @Glace_cakes 3 месяца назад +12

      Doc used to be an Alzheimer’s researcher

    • @NarestWhal
      @NarestWhal 3 месяца назад +10

      ​@@Glace_cakes Are you sure I don't remember him talking about that. /s

    • @tristanridley1601
      @tristanridley1601 3 месяца назад +15

      Hivemind is just people using real world science in a game. Amazing how effective it is. Kinda explains how we got the modern world.

    • @Likeaboss-nf4ht
      @Likeaboss-nf4ht 3 месяца назад +3

      @@Glace_cakesi thought he had a phd in political science?

    • @DexMaar
      @DexMaar 3 месяца назад +5

      They'd be finding bugs in physics and exploit them to make anything they want

  • @Jarrett.p
    @Jarrett.p 3 месяца назад +8

    Hermits build mail system that needs to load chunks but is insane and really cool…. Doc: “hold my beer”

  • @BootlegGreg88
    @BootlegGreg88 3 месяца назад +8

    So, funny thing about Bedrock Edition, redstone doesn't behave exactly as Java. For example, Bedrock doesn't have the ability to have TNT dupers,and other redstone mechanics that behave differently, etc. So my wife and I downloaded the S9 Hermitcraft world onto the Xbox Series X, and went immediately to the perimeter. Once we arrived and chunks loaded, the anvil cannon started to explode and throw TNT everywhere,lol.

  • @hijackdallas6052
    @hijackdallas6052 3 месяца назад +54

    Stop at minute 3 and asking myself.... will what ever Doc does be more mind breaking than Zedaph chicken, who carries a Villiger on it´s back?
    At minute 6... awesome. HermitCraft does change the world. The Mural is fundamental for the Perimeter

    • @mtarek2005
      @mtarek2005 3 месяца назад +1

      u gotta say tho, that villager was way more impressive than the ender dragon

    • @albuspercivalwulfricbriand5363
      @albuspercivalwulfricbriand5363 3 месяца назад +1

      @@mtarek2005that chicken was somewhat believable, while the foken ender dragon on a leash in overworks wasn’t

  • @raddad3442
    @raddad3442 3 месяца назад +22

    The farm sounded like Queen's - We Will Rock You

  • @MJinPitt
    @MJinPitt 3 месяца назад +8

    Doc, you need to ask Impulse, Skizz, and Beans to do some drumming to the music of the farm. Would be interesting to hear their interpretation.

    • @ESeasick
      @ESeasick 3 месяца назад +1

      Wait Joel drums?

  • @LADaddyG
    @LADaddyG 2 месяца назад +2

    The joy Doc expresses when the HiveMind collaboration comes to fruition makes me think of the same joy he would express when seeing little Doc-ie achieve his own little victories!

  • @ClownStoleYourBeans
    @ClownStoleYourBeans 3 месяца назад +251

    doc uploaded, and my depression ran out the front door like a toddler that just had a nightmare.

    • @enki5446
      @enki5446 3 месяца назад +5

      U good bro?

    • @leakyjutube6677
      @leakyjutube6677 3 месяца назад +19

      @@enki544610 minutes ago he wasn’t but doc uploaded so we all crawl oht of our holes to be happy for an hour

    • @Thedemonchildrenofficial
      @Thedemonchildrenofficial 3 месяца назад +2

      Joy!

    • @GlossyBees
      @GlossyBees 3 месяца назад +9

      @@leakyjutube6677then painfully sink back into the darkness until next week 😂
      Or until Etho

    • @catsandcrafts171
      @catsandcrafts171 3 месяца назад +7

      Not joking, had a very bad week, struggling with some bad news, and this is the first time today I've felt functional. We shouldn't need youtube creators to support our health, but I'm extremely grateful that it's an option. Hope you're doing ok. x

  • @Van-dq4sw
    @Van-dq4sw 3 месяца назад +19

    There's not quite anything like the joy in your voice when one of these mad-genius plans works on the server for the first time.

  • @contrapasta2454
    @contrapasta2454 3 месяца назад +7

    men will literally create a wormhole with a hypersonic boat gun than shovel some sand

  • @Alien.404
    @Alien.404 3 месяца назад +20

    "The Allay's geting revenge?" Gem is savage

    • @tristanridley1601
      @tristanridley1601 3 месяца назад +2

      It's how you know you've befriended a Canadian.

  • @Dave-cg9li
    @Dave-cg9li 3 месяца назад +7

    Yeah, if you gave that name to the bone meal farm, Mojang most definitely wouldn’t approve the next world download haha

  • @avcivi
    @avcivi 3 месяца назад +5

    I love how so much of Doc's channel and hermitcraft in general is about collaborative effort and community, whether it's innovation or the hivemind or the artists or the charity efforts! I love that everyone works hard to share with the community and that Doc shines a light on how cool that community can be. ❤

  • @zcheeze5578
    @zcheeze5578 3 месяца назад +10

    as someone who works on industrial accidents, those types of machines do exist and are very much in use. And they dont just break bones, they maim and kill

  • @flooflez5051
    @flooflez5051 3 месяца назад +23

    4:35 Ah yes, the famous Minecraft Wii Edition with motion controls

    • @contrapasta2454
      @contrapasta2454 3 месяца назад +2

      The only thing that would make that more dad is if he called it a nintendo.

    • @GothBoyUK
      @GothBoyUK 3 месяца назад +1

      Maybe he meant the official Wii U Edition? Although you can play Minecraft on the Wii with homebrew but it's not a great experience.

  • @jameshogan1094
    @jameshogan1094 3 месяца назад +4

    Dig the enthusiastic response from Doc when the first boat appeared! Its one thing to plan and build, but its another thing entirely when the thing performs perfectly. Even an expert can find joy in success. And yes, its awesome. I cant believe he didn't show it to other hermits, though.

  • @herzogheftig1479
    @herzogheftig1479 3 месяца назад +3

    Wholesome marketplace story. Hotguy and the Goat being real influencers right there. Well done

  • @ubuica53
    @ubuica53 3 месяца назад +41

    PG rating of hermitcraft current season is in the season name. Can't wait for season 18, Cleo is going to be the sailor she always meant to be!
    Edit: wouldn't it be more effective to craft bone meal into bone blocks to transfer them and then "unpack" blocks at the arrival? looks like it may transfer bone meal 9 times faster.

    • @PizzaMineKing
      @PizzaMineKing 3 месяца назад +1

      I think that would just add a very annoying bottleneck to the system: you can't speed up hoppers, so to do that crafting you'll slow down the whole packaging process from hoppers in parallel speed to redstone tick speed since a crafter will take best case 2 redstone ticks to craft a bone block (1 turning off, 1 turning on), not to mention crafters overflow way faster...
      I think any time gained from needing to send less boats is lost with that bottleneck, it's just not worth the extra effort

    • @ubuica53
      @ubuica53 3 месяца назад +1

      @@PizzaMineKing sounds pretty logical, i agree

  • @chrisholbrow7161
    @chrisholbrow7161 3 месяца назад +15

    So the amount of shulkers you're going to make it would be inconvenient to move them back to the moss farm. You could put them in a box but im sure you could find some way to annoy beef by making a building out of shulkers somewhere 😂

    • @tristanridley1601
      @tristanridley1601 3 месяца назад +1

      Yesss Shulkers as the new building block.

    • @benrex7775
      @benrex7775 3 месяца назад +3

      It even has some nice colors.

  • @kaustubhpandey1395
    @kaustubhpandey1395 3 месяца назад +3

    The way doc explains these seemingly complicated mechanics, I feel like a 6 year old can understand easily.
    Also, just wanted to appreciate the way doc can keep me engaged for hours when I easily lose attention watching a 20-minute minecraft video!

  • @Zireael83
    @Zireael83 2 месяца назад +8

    where are you doc? it´s been 3 weeks, you are missed :)

  • @jo_pay_
    @jo_pay_ 3 месяца назад +22

    The perimeter is so much bigger when playing in person. The mural is so beautiful. My system keeps crashing while playing but I'm gonna persevere to explore it all

  • @AS26005
    @AS26005 3 месяца назад +26

    The thing I like about doc is that he engages with the audience.

  • @loudneon
    @loudneon 3 месяца назад +3

    I'm surprised doc hasn't built the orbital stike cannon presented by cubicmetre.

  • @monsoonsheep
    @monsoonsheep 3 месяца назад +3

    The boat arriving was very gratifying, you explained the contraption really well and it's super clever!

  • @imoutodaisuki
    @imoutodaisuki 3 месяца назад +16

    Doc moved from burning Allays to straight up waterboarding it.

  • @asven1277
    @asven1277 3 месяца назад +78

    This intro really gets me into the mood of watching hardcore GOAT business.

  • @miklosaron
    @miklosaron 3 месяца назад +7

    Insane redstone, amazing builds, great content! You are definitely my favourite hermit! =)

    • @docm77
      @docm77  3 месяца назад +1

      Glad you enjoy it!

  • @GWrap
    @GWrap 3 месяца назад +5

    Maybe you can call the shop, Geppetto's Big Salmon Wood Shop. Geppetto as reference to pinnochio, which is a puppet, for Joe. Instead of Big Salmon and Puppet. 😅
    Just an idea. Wish you created this wormhole when you were working with Ren back in S8. I'm sure he'll be all over the place with his lore on this hyperspace goods transportation. 😅

    • @avcivi
      @avcivi 3 месяца назад +1

      Oh man I'd love to see the lore collab from those two with this. I hope Ren sees it at some point.

  • @Martin-vn7gs
    @Martin-vn7gs 3 месяца назад +9

    I love that redstone for creating a wormhole is so complex, that you literally have to die to turn it on.

  • @tristanridley1601
    @tristanridley1601 3 месяца назад +22

    Normal humans: my skeleton spawner farm produces X bonemeal per hour. So, my log farm should use that much.
    Doc: I need a bonemeal farm that produces 1k bonemeal per minute.

    • @lickenchicken143
      @lickenchicken143 3 месяца назад +6

      X episodes from now Doc won't even have needed to restock his shop, and will likely have forgotten about it entirely, on to some other crazy plan. Customers will still be working their way through their initial shulkers of logs. Running that thing for a half a day a month would put out enough logs that they could pave all the roads with them if they wanted. Postal Scarcity.

  • @grimms1916
    @grimms1916 3 месяца назад +3

    I remember watching the NEW world tour back in the day and being amazed at how each episode had some kind of revolutionary new tech in the build it featured. Good to see Doc and his community is still driving revolutions, just on an even larger scale. Having one of your creations persuade a super-corporation to relax its restrictions and improve the creative community on bedrock is an insane achievement

  • @HawkeyePhotos
    @HawkeyePhotos 2 месяца назад +2

    Doc making the best slip of tongue while making the best farms in the world thanks to the lovely Hivemind is crazy 🧡

  • @ayushjindal123
    @ayushjindal123 3 месяца назад +57

    3:40 "Double fisting -" what 💀

    • @zockingtroller7788
      @zockingtroller7788 3 месяца назад +6

      That's also a drinking term for drinking two drinks at once.
      What Doc should have said is double handing.
      But that can be taken out of context too

    • @benblack5126
      @benblack5126 3 месяца назад +9

      Its called Hermitcraft X for a reason

    • @pics2299
      @pics2299 3 месяца назад +9

      @@zockingtroller7788 I think he meant "double wielding", and I'm pretty sure that innuendo wasn't intentional, contrary to 12:13

    • @zockingtroller7788
      @zockingtroller7788 3 месяца назад +5

      @@pics2299 double wielding is using two hands for two objects.
      Double handing is using two hands on one object ,which is how one should use an axe 🪓
      You can't really double wield axes in Minecraft (unless you want to strip your wood)
      So I think it would make sense. Then again Doc was tired enough to say "double fisting" so I think it doesn't really matter rn

    • @pics2299
      @pics2299 3 месяца назад +4

      @@zockingtroller7788 oh, thanks for letting me know, I wasn't aware of the difference! I guess dual wielding still works here though, on the fan art Doc has an axe in each hand

  • @cowboy.hapi-wee
    @cowboy.hapi-wee 3 месяца назад +14

    I wanna see a picture of doc hitting a hermit with a cartoon club and it say *bonk*