P.E. teachers seeing someone who kicked a basketball like a soccerball: *insert "meet the sniper" intro music* P.E. teachers seeing a kid who died: 5:15.
They have two compound eyes. Each segment does not act like a separate, independent eye. They act like pixels. They act like the cones or rods in human eyes. So flies have two eyes, same as you.
@@NoahSpurrier- Actually, flies have five eyes. Two, as you said, are compound eyes made up of individual units called ommatidia (singular: ommatidium), and there are also three simple eyes called ocelli on top of the head between the two compound eyes. Bees, wasps, and grasshoppers have five eyes, too. Most insects do.
@@iowasucks9494 I don't give a shit about Lewis and Clark😂. Or I don't remember much about them other than them exploring land, and something about a boat
@@BlackWave54 simple version is they were paid to explore land, and took with them a semi auto take down air rifle designed for the Austrian military. after a bit of exploring, they realized they badly needed a guide, so they hunted down a bunch of animals, and traded their carcasses to a local tribe in exchange for a guide. this guide is often changed, shifted, and portrayed in different lights depending on what and who you read/watch/listen to.
4:07 fun fact: my american dad went to taiwan with my taiwanese mom for new years, and there were so many people at taipei 101 (where the celebration was). despite the sheer amount of people there, my dad's head stuck over the crowd, and he saw the celebration in its full. so this isn't even a stereotype its just a fact
The Lewis and Clark bit is my favorite Family Guy cutaway of all time. Something about screaming "I HATE THAT GUY" when the guy in question is right next to you is so indescribably funny to me
The fly gag would've been even more accurate if two or three more had flown in after the first one turned around and went upstairs.
Yes ur the only one who knows which parts we like and don’t randomly zoom in
It's because they're all mirrored
Yeah that shit get me too.
Find cutawayguyx, he does family guy compliations and he's really good
@@Jodacro-it4zz yeah that channel is good.
The zoom in is so weak
0:48 my favorite part of that cutaway is when he said starlight express
I may have missed one or two but i counted it and he says starlight express 16 times.
It was 15 times actually
@@Wiiguy1606 r/wooosh
@@Wiiguy1606r/wooosh
The Starlight Express joke was extremely painful to get through
And yet, that was the point of the joke. To hurt us. Family guy is now intentionally painful. Wish it wasn't on fox though, that's for sure.
@@TheTunnelDweller I understand the point, that’s why I hate it
The musical is that bad despite being by Andrew Lloyd Webber
I didn't get it 🤔.
Could someone explain to me, please?
@@RodrickMarsMoon it’s just Peter yelling and being dumb
0:48
Fun fact - Starlight Express originated from a failed pilot of Thomas the Tank Engine
i'm just happy more people know about Starlight Express this way
Talking about “pole fancies”, was Bruce Jenner in tha issue of Playboy magazine women of the Olympics???
😂🤣😂🤣
the fly one🤣 when i open the door to help them out they’d rather stay in my house so i be killin them mofos
5:33 sounds like an improv bit ! you can hear some laugh a bit in the bg of the fly's audio
"Wow! Those are some broad shoulders"
😂😂😂
"GoOdNiGhT eVeRyBoDy"
P.E. teachers seeing someone who kicked a basketball like a soccerball: *insert "meet the sniper" intro music*
P.E. teachers seeing a kid who died: 5:15.
Fun fact - flies actually have over a thousant eyes
yes, that was a mistake when the fly said it had 2 eyes same as Peter.
They have two compound eyes. Each segment does not act like a separate, independent eye. They act like pixels. They act like the cones or rods in human eyes. So flies have two eyes, same as you.
@@NoahSpurrier- Actually, flies have five eyes. Two, as you said, are compound eyes made up of individual units called ommatidia (singular: ommatidium), and there are also three simple eyes called ocelli on top of the head between the two compound eyes. Bees, wasps, and grasshoppers have five eyes, too. Most insects do.
6:01 got me geeked haha
6:00
These play like a regular episode 😂
That’s the second “and the third guy in Los and Clark” bit I’ve seen. If this a reference to an actual thing??
You serious?
@@iowasucks9494 I don't give a shit about Lewis and Clark😂. Or I don't remember much about them other than them exploring land, and something about a boat
@@BlackWave54 just a question, anyway i gotta get back to rubbing my balls with an electric flyswatter have a good life
@@BlackWave54 simple version is they were paid to explore land, and took with them a semi auto take down air rifle designed for the Austrian military. after a bit of exploring, they realized they badly needed a guide, so they hunted down a bunch of animals, and traded their carcasses to a local tribe in exchange for a guide. this guide is often changed, shifted, and portrayed in different lights depending on what and who you read/watch/listen to.
@@fukumarkzuckerburg What about Sacajawea??
Holy shit, that olympic women one has aged like a fine wine...
1:50 my favourite scene
"Cripple!" LoL
“Damnit!!!!!!!!!!!!!
0:47 I am given to be believe that is the sum of the entire musical.
0:18 [B L A C K H O L E S U N]
the parrot joke made me lose it
ew
ur pfp colours why
CRIPPLE! CRIPPLE! CRIPPLE! CRIPPLE! CRIPPLE! CRIPPLE! CRIPPLE! CRIPPLE! CRIPPLE! CRIPPLE!
Shut up! This is REAL!
Starlight express! Starlight express! Starlight express! Starlight express! Starlight express! Starlight express! Starlight express! Starlight express!
Starlight Express...
Starlight Ex-press! 😡
What is starlight express?
0:26 Yo... It's the bi flag...
Bruh cool
Always wondered how Mikes first wife died?
Watching this so that I could put a smile on my face.
Is there anything that Mayor West does that isn’t a quirky!? 0:16
No One
The plot of the twilight show: 4:47
The Twilight Zone?
The end music is heat boi
3:20 Peter predicts the woke Olympics lol
Starlight Express
Heeeey. Did you know Peter Griffin once said “Starlight Express”?
What was the name of that thing? Something with stars or something? I didn't catch it 🙃
@@Azmina_the_warlock Yeah, me neither.
0:17
**BLACK HOLE SUN**
Predicting the future again??
The rooster at the end , was that John fetterman?
Cockadoodledoo!
Cockadoodledoo
gOOd nIgHt eVerYBOdy!
CRIPPLE! CRIPPLE! CRIPPLE! CRIPPLE! CRIPPLE! CRIPPLE! CRIPPLE! CRIPPLE! CRIPPLE! CRIPPLE!
Hysterical.
3:30-3:32
4:05 😂
IT WAS GAY!!!!!!
Shut up!!!
This is real
“Cripple”💀💀
Dammit!
5:09 seriously? Cripple is censored on the subtitles 😒
shut up this is real
GoOd NiGhT eVeRyBoDy
Starlight express.
5:09
Trinston was here. .
ok
oki doki
Who voiced the fly?
:D
yo
I don't get the Starlight Express joke
The part with the fly is totally relatable 🤣
Ikr? There's always that one in the car... you open all the windows, but it still manages to stay inside.
It literally gave me some serious anxiety right there😬
🐔 🐓😭
The fly joke is so good, so accurate
Same thing happens to me, they can find their way back but can't pass through to go out of da house, very annoying 😂😂😂
I just bought it yesterday, isn't it beautiful?
Cripple Cripple Cripple Cripple Cripple Cripple Cripple Cripple Cripple Cripple Cripple Cripple Cripple Cripple Cripple Cripple Cripple Cripple Cripple Cripple Cripple Cripple Cripple Cripple Cripple Cripple Cripple CRIPPLE
Cripple!
DAMN IT PETER!
4:07 fun fact: my american dad went to taiwan with my taiwanese mom for new years, and there were so many people at taipei 101 (where the celebration was). despite the sheer amount of people there, my dad's head stuck over the crowd, and he saw the celebration in its full. so this isn't even a stereotype its just a fact
My uncle Steve is around 6 foot and when he went to Japan he had to duck down for some of the doors
American dad
American dads are all very tall
Ik xd
"It's a fact that Asian people are short. Source: my dad once went to taiwan"
By the math presented at 0:15 the mayor if he weren’t made of 95% helium would be 300 pounds
1:50 "Now hit the gas."
It's a Prius. But at least they got the front wheel drive correct.
We all know it's a Prius...
what else you want him to say?
Well... It's a hybrid. Still uses gas
Hybrids still use gas...
Gas Pedal💀
2:11 killed me that was hilarious
I want a yard cave now.
Stevebert
1:50
If that were modern Family Guy there would have just been blood everywhere with some random pregnancy joke.
"You know, that would never work again in a million years."
"Don't need it to, Brian."
Absolutely hilarious.
🤔🤨 "Modern" Family Guy? There's a difference? 😆
It technically is modern and classic family guy. Clasdern Family Guy.
5:13
I low-key hate how relatable this part is.
For some reason, I expected the fly to grow giant and cover the entire house in shit.
Why am I watching this? I have all episodes on a hard drive in my basement...
Well, I like it anyways.
The grandfather was hilarious😂😂
I'm soo sorry for the extended comment but this pole fancy grandad just kills me.. Feel free to hate me
😂😂
The Lewis and Clark bit is my favorite Family Guy cutaway of all time. Something about screaming "I HATE THAT GUY" when the guy in question is right next to you is so indescribably funny to me
I hate him too.
"Goodnight everybody!" 🤪
2:24 Was this Ann B Davis?
"gOoDnIgHt eVeRyBoDy!"
Good morning.
The only good family guy content creator
The fly was too accurate 😂🤣
2:08. The funniest thing about that is Gary Cole actually played Mike Brady in the films from the 90's
Isnt he Principal Sheperd too?
@@MrPhantaze Indeed
"actually"
Lmao now I understand that playboy magazine thing
How do you understand? Speaking from experience.......
@@m60pattoncovidiot29 the Olympics are currently happening lol
@@m60pattoncovidiot29 I could explain it to you if you don't get it
Starlight express
Starlight express
Starlight express
@@brainfoot29 starlight express
Starlight express
Starlight express
Why is there 47 seconds of nothing at the end of these? Otherwise okay.
2:53
“Telephone cancer in a farted glass owl.”
I'd make a funny comment but I'm 95% helium
Th...
TH......
*THOSE ARE BALLS*
You forgot the scene before the Hanna Montana gag.
3:13 Must've found "Lia" 🤣
Ahead of his time
1:59 a prius cannot accelerate like that
Starlight express
THE FLY!!! THE ROOSTER!!!
Wrong. I’m 95% helium.
*epic music plays*
I don't get that "Starlight Express" joke. He just rolls in circles and keeps repeating these 2 words ovet and over... What's the joke?
had to look it up and it's apparently real: ruclips.net/video/jkXtt0bemFU/видео.html
Goodnight everybody! 🤪
0:25---0:48
0:48 what character is Peter playing as? (I didn't see that musical but sounds fun)
6:00 goodnight everybody
i’m dying from laughing at this 😂 1:49
You want cigarettes on that sandwich?
3:03 if only Peter lived in winden..
0:29 She looks great in that Bi outfit!
LoL
5:00
Cripple!
Dammit!
Those are balls. And the fly
That fly sounds like Jimmy Stewart. XD
So Lewis and Clark is basically Blair Witch Project
With less internet?
Not a lot of people talking about mayor west being 99% helium
0:00 Bitch Stewie be soundin' like an elephant out here!