Mortal Kombat: EP #05 - Scorpion's Heartbreak

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[@JustPlayTheGame76]

I cannot watch these without busting out laughing when Kabal shows up. lol

[@wavematrix]

You start busting when Kabal shows up!?!?!?!?!

[@LeaveMeAloneFBI]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@DrKevlar]

@@wavematrix i do

[@JulianWavy]

GUYS GUYS

[@black-saitama]

@@JulianWavy GUYTH GUYTH

[@-anthon-7207]

Let's be honest here...if sub-zero and scorpion ain't included in a mortal Kombat game, it ain't even mortal Kombat at all.

[@kaleodelaine1463]

true

[@ComicWriter-ml3qt]

- Anthon- there are other fan favorites

[@cire4294]

ComicWriter 2020 yea but the scorpion and sub zero are like the titlesnof the game

[@stormdonovan4782]

- Anthon- it's true I mean that's the biggest rivalry in MK most of the time when people think mortal kombat they think sub zero or scorpion

[@Xelnaeox]

Storm Donovan tru

[@orf_spotter553]

1:45
Scorpion: let me talk to you real quick
Girl: EEEEUUUUUAH
Scorpion: GET OVER HERE BICH!!!
I'm dead 😂

[@TheFunkyQunducshun]

XD

[@kimberly7446]

😭😂

[@that_5.7_jonathan99]

That's sakura from street fighter lol

[@TAYEE2]

5 years later and scorpion still doesn't have a girlfriend

[@juiceranx6438]

lol

[@eliqk3qt2rg5v]

XxSpear_TakerxX he has a wife who is dead thanks to quan chi

[@zacsmothers9811]

Elijah Baker facts

[@eliqk3qt2rg5v]

Zac Smothers yep

[@zeroarashiuchiha7699]

He got milleena though

[@k.wsanimationworldyt4081]

"She literally fucked everyone in Mortal Kombat, even the girls." I spit my water out laughing. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@thewinehussy_5609]

K.W's Animation World YT lol sameee 😂😂😂

[@eliqk3qt2rg5v]

K.W's Animation World YT I laughed so I choked cuz my drink went down the wrong way xD

[@tkeynurse40]

“Spaghetti titties”
“Sex on the beach”
“Screaming orgasms”
Bro Kabal got me wheezing,this shit always had me crying tears of laughter.

[@DoubleM-hf6ih]

All the characters are hilarious but Kabal has to be the funniest.

[@machaixp2190]

Ay you ain’t lyin man this shit is gas

[@nachoo1778]

scorpion sound like drake

[@bonnietaigames7178]

Nacho & Tori Agreed

[@devonjones3356]

Nacho & Tori rite

[@ComicWriter-ml3qt]

Nacho & Tori looks like him too. The voice actor I mean

[@kyrinthomas3809]

This nigga predicted the future lmao

[@dontmindme5879]

Drake had a CD called Scorpion....js u don't see em both at the same time 🤔🤔

[@CrissAN160]

"GET THE FUCK OVER HERE" that made me laugh😂

[@herecomestheboom6897]

"Get the fuck over here" lmao 😂😂

[@sadplatinum6786]

Poor Scorpion...

[@Amy_JonesLovesAnimals]

Shut Up You Dumbass.

[@mobilegamingyeet3526]

@@Amy_JonesLovesAnimals 1:19

[@senseibxnji]

Amy Jones Bruh calm tf down

[@thesinofwrath092]

Leave him alone bitch

[@jcoolguy1548]

@@Amy_JonesLovesAnimals chill the hell out

[@RandyOliverVlogs2]

0:53 Kabal Saying Spaghetti and Titties still gets me laughing 😂😂😂

[@kawimason361]

Scorpion: See we didn't have sex, we just did fatalities on each other.
Sub-Zero: Oh true true
😂😂😂😂, that part always have me laughing like hell.

[@Shy_terra]

Guyyysh Guyshhh Oh My Guysshh 😂😂😂😂 Bruh He Get Me Everytime Spitting everywhere 💀💀💀

[@SULLYSOSA5.0]

I love it when baraka says "YOU REALLY GON DO ME LIKE THAT"!!!!!

[@jermainewalker9470]

Scorpion is hilarious! When he says get over here I just get😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@etiennewilliams3538]

Cj s

[@jarredtheunholyone7403]

*GET OVER HERE BITCH* 😂🤣

[@へらんdめ]

@@jarredtheunholyone7403 😂😂 GET THE FUCK OVER HERE

[@mizukimiu6047]

Scorpion: Aye cutie! Come over here lemme talk to you
Girl: Nuh uh!Scorpion: **points to the ground** GET THE FUCK OVER HERE!
Sub-Zero: Yo what the fuck man
Scorpion: **Goes into a tragic life explanation**
Me: *laughing* Scorpion, got some issues...

[@blairdixon5797]

:-D :-D :-D :-D

[@TacSon]

+Mizuki Miu I think the first chick was Jill Valentine from Resident Evil.

[@isaiah326]

Mizuki Miu XD

[@jaredrodriguez6849]

Scorpion: Hey sweetheart come here for a second let me talk to you real quick.
Girl: EWWWW
*Scorpion takes off his mask*
Scorpion: GET OVER HERE BITCH
Me: *laughing so hard I'm dying*

[@98ERidgely]

I actually feel really bad for Scorpion when he felt heartbroken.

[@kungjin3577]

Now you know why I chose Rosalina she gave me a heart

[@98ERidgely]

Scorpion Hasashi Yep and she loves you very much.

[@adaeyag.3081]

the 2nd girl slipped on DAT SPITT!!!😂😂😂

[@Tsuuuuper]

That's my girl Sakura

[@that_5.7_jonathan99]

@@Tsuuuuper ong bro

[@kiaunnpenson4945]

Girl:uhuh
Scorpion:GET THE FUCK OVER HERE!!!!!lmao

[@mooshyvids7238]

I mean....my LIFE.
#FacialSurgery

[@rugrat4287]

fuck you mean you not paying me!?nigga I did what you wanted me to

[@jonathan54788]

Well ill give you 50 dollus ok......u can get them from baraka's life savings.....and an extra 350 dollus....for a one night stand with you

[@mooshyvids7238]

DXP Raiden Uhhhhh-- RaidUhhhN, I will NOT partake in givin away my life savings, dat shits fo my surRRggeRYYY!!! How bou' you give da 5 dollars you owe me!
#Baraka

[@mooshyvids7238]

Unicorn The Creator Haii' you doin UnicoRRN? I wa' just wonderin if you want to go to da mooVviiEES??
#Baraka

[@rugrat4287]

Hey Baraka depending on what movie we're gonna see !∩__∩

[@Mclovin1ladizman]

lmfaoooo, when barakka was making sex motions

[@MyPickaxeSucks]

😂😂😂

[@PhillipJFry-og6kq]

IKR I DIED

[@M3la102]

Mclovin1ladizman 😂

[@nigeltrotter1855]

You just did fatalities on each other. What kinda intercourse is that. And does that make the babality foreplay.

[@marsayde1237]

SCORPION!!! YOUREALLYGONNADOMELIKEDAT!!!
LMAO

[@xavierrosa2688]

1:17 I can't stop laughing

[@TotalMK]

"Get Over Here Bitch!!!!!!" - Glad to see the secret curse words I ripped from MK:SM are used in funny shit like this :)

[@kopawhite1399]

Baraka: Sonya did everybody in mortal kombat including the girls.
Me: and the staff

[@jamespayne3661]

Why wasn't Raiden in this video?

[@Dougy]

+Aphrodite Gray wtf are you high

[@MOOMOO-by2it]

James Payne Raiden is my bitch

[@Arkhamman2023]

Raiden was consulting with the elder gods

[@KingSavage-kl5ro]

2:09 funniest part

[@daquashaun8505]

1:17 when your parents see your report card 1:48

[@ddthemage3861]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Tajzyana]

Yes especially black parents

[@darianunderhill7194]

2:11 help me I can't breath ahhhh I'm chocking 🤣😂🤣🤣

[@TheHitmanCoz]

Mad funny when sakura slipped on kabal's spit

[@that_5.7_jonathan99]

Fr

[@LogicProductionGuide]

this episode is pretty ironic on Charles' part..

[@morthecrazyguy4724]

Scorpion from "Mortal Kombat" is trying to hit on girls from "Street Fighter"?!... He must be really desperate

[@A3901_]

Isn't that jill from resident evil?

[@user-ov7gc1xl2z]

@@A3901_ i think

[@theblackestofshadows7903]

they are both made by capcom so thats pretty cool

[@that_5.7_jonathan99]

Other one is from resident of evil

[@silentdeath2254]

2:14 yo had me dying

[@kennethpetry102]

I love Jesse's RUclips channels GF VS BF and Prank VS Prank

[@MirrorLex]

2:19 I’m dying

[@LulSpazzout916]

my nigga baraka said YO SUB ZERO YOU MADE OUTTA ICE

[@jasonr8351]

Is it just me or is barraka the Kenny from South Park of MK

[@neshobaxxxi4532]

LMFAO Scorpion: "I dont speak ugly"

[@shannonleahx6324]

Get the fuck over here!! Lol hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahah

[@Giodinho]

Still watch these videos everyday

[@090nj2]

1:37
it’s 2011 and dashie gives us things like this
he’s truly an icon

[@BigRell91]

Scorpion has anger problem hell if I was a girl I wouldn't tawk to him lol

[@irageatnoobs4526]

Get over here bitch 😂😂😂😂😂 that part had me fucking dead 💀

[@prodigy2200]

SAME😂😂😂😂

[@irageatnoobs4526]

Prodigy I almost pissed myself it was so funny I would have that as a ring tone

[@qmchale5130]

Sub-Zero: "Man, please. Like anybody's gonna want a drink from you. That shit's gonna be like half-spit."
Sub-Zero wasn't lying. Don't buy drinks from Kabal.

[@nasheer5104]

1:45 halarious

[@richirazalas185]

Hilarious Dashie, I lauughed so hard when his last words for this vid was ''SCREAMING ORGASMS''

[@thesinofwrath092]

2:31 Scorpions Revenge

[@thesinofwrath092]

2:29

[@mephilesfan16]

.. since when did they get along? XD

[@zashgekido5616]

thomas williams Mk 9. Arcade endings

[@ayycasino4788]

And mortal kombat X

[@princeivy7065]

Now

[@Mikeybuggin]

1:17 bruh chill😂 and 1:48

[@aaroncardona2805]

in all these Mortal Mortal Kombat videos that spinntng Guy made me laugh😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Toxic_samara]

Nearly 8 years later and still no one is talking about 1:37

[@skilerperkins3653]

Kabal/Mr spit-C'mon Raiden are you really gonna let em do me like dat

[@rontseika]

"Idk what you saying cause I don't speak ugly"
"Oh snap" Ctfu

[@EsmeeSenju]

And now I see why Scorpion hates Sub Zero...

[@papasmurf2526]

Y sub sound like drake

[@deathbatgurl7]

Kabal & his spitty lisp always has me rolling!

[@dakotaaldaco3983]

1:17
Scorpion: GET THE FUCK OVER HERE!!!
Sub-Zero: Yo, what the fuck man? Calm down.😂😂😂

[@ariannadavis7876]

This mofo goes into his emotions talkin bout sum shit like I mean I am just having a hard time dead!!!😂😂

[@jesusmaturino946]

Sub zero is cool

[@yamnow3250]

The outro still pumpin in 2020

[@saschywashy1289]

1:18 hey cutie come over here let me talk to you real quick
Her: Uh uh
Scorpion GET THE FUCK OVER HERE !!!😂

[@Nichthelocal]

so flipping awesome

[@cattillman7705]

1:57 nigga this me ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@legomancb12]

1:50
When my I find out my dog pooped on the floor again

[@videosity2008]

Scorpion on Dr. Phil 🔥🔥🔥

[@Califreshswagg]

"GET THE FUCK OVA HEEEA"

[@liltae5902]

2019

[@primetime__01]

10 years later and I'm still in tears LMAO

[@lilzay2515]

Bring this back this was your best

[@seihtsukai9922]

Need more of those dudes in the next videos!

[@keyshawnrahman2716]

Sub zero is the best 👌😅

[@apaesthsia5653]

Was I the only one that laughed so hard when scorpion said "GET THE FUCK OVER HERE?"

[@MFROOL]

Why does Scorpion sound like Michael William From sonic for hire.

[@squirrelninja9990]

1:00 the prank vs prank guy was on the left tv

[@TreFoeTy]

GET THA FUCK OVER HERE !!

[@scorchclasstitan6727]

0:58 the way he drags out the sentence XD.

[@forsakenstar7741]

Scorpion...cmon YOU REALLY GONNA DO ME LIKE THAT? LMAO

[@DEUS_VULT_INFIDEL]

Need to sleep... 5 in the morning... but... too... hilarious...
Can't stop...

[@TheToaprimezilla]

OH SHOOT YO SUB- ZERO YOU MADE OF ICE ARE YOU REALLY GO BE LIKE?

[@nasheer5104]

2:18

[@alicat40278]

Did anyone else notice Jesse from PvP and Bf vs Gf is on the left tv???

[@ConspiraciesMate]

jesse voiced one of the characters

[@LunarSpawnSerenata]

He voices sub zero

[@wareswilliams8745]

Ali Brøwn I

[@elijahneal4386]

I swear everytime baraka gets killed it’s either because he doesn’t know when to shut up or he never has the sense to actually run 😭

[@Ricisapsycho]

Haha kabal is hands down the funniest character on this series I wish dashie would go back to making more of these

[@DoubleM-hf6ih]

I’d love to see a Mortal Kombat skit with Noob Saibot.

[@MarkAnthonyJones16]

YO I REALLY WANT TO KNOW THE DOWNLOAD LINK FOR THE OUTRO MUSIC.

[@kappa6542]

the outro music is sooo fire

[@miadenato7174]

i love kabals voice and how he shoes up on every mk vid

[@dracula667.]

So this is when Dashie stopped putting those giant annoy-tations on the screen.

[@queensulongmirko]

I love all of them

[@tifanymayumi242]

Charlie-Sub Zero
Jesse-Scorpion
Kabal-Himself
Bibi-Girls
Baraka-as himself

[@ultimatex8172]

Yo ma boy you are funny as fuck man. lol. sorry. You are funny dude u got my respect for all the vid that u do. major Respect.

[@snoopdog2.0smith43]

Dashie is on the top right corner. Dashie you are looking good my man.

[@zacimusprime4865]

I love scorpion and sub zero’s voices GET OVER HERE BITCH😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣!!!

[@SpookyLulu29]

Scorpion finishing sex move. "Cum Over Here!!!"
Scorpion when he see someone he don't like.
"Stay Over There!"

[@simonwhitehead1045]

scorpion with them mortal
kombat shoaling monks easter eggs !!!!!

[@quazyjaay3046]

$$$$$$$

[@Rockierac]

Lmfao at what baraka said on fire: sub zero you made out of ice, i know you can do something!

[@thejuicyc2156]

Kabal my fav

[@fiilringe4738]

u really gona do me like taht

[@tintaco3894]

Kabal(while spittin'):Guyshhhh, guyshh, oh my godshhhhh, relaxshhhhh,,,

[@capollkc9831]

Damn it’s been 10 years since I watched this