Oblivion NPC Dialogue

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  • Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
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    It's a slow week.

Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @NireFuster
    @NireFuster 4 года назад +5275

    "Friends it is."
    [2ND DATE: FAILED]
    "There's plenty more fish in the sea for me."
    [NEW QUEST: PLENTY FISH IN THE SEA]

    • @Arcaryon
      @Arcaryon 4 года назад +124

      I hate how accurate this is to dating. You meet someone, you go on a date, it doesn't work out and back into the ocean one goes.

    • @JackSpackProductions
      @JackSpackProductions 4 года назад +130

      QUEST UPDATED: PLENTY OF FISH IN THE SEA.
      - Locate a fishing rod

    • @0Fyrebrand0
      @0Fyrebrand0 4 года назад +56

      [0/12 SLAUGHTERFISH SLAIN]

    • @naqmcord
      @naqmcord 4 года назад +1

      i want to like this comment but i dont want to change it from 420

    • @croay
      @croay 4 года назад

      ohh fuck jhahahahhhahhaha

  • @Bunny-lo3hg
    @Bunny-lo3hg 5 лет назад +23495

    "It seems your eyes are as brown as the tree trunks."
    Pure poetry.

    • @joseangelmonterroza9364
      @joseangelmonterroza9364 4 года назад +496

      just a tought

    • @allypezz
      @allypezz 4 года назад +36

      Poor*

    • @viciousKev
      @viciousKev 4 года назад +1014

      "Your eyes are as brown as (Dont say shit, dont say shit)...tree trunks."

    • @LoveFor298Yen
      @LoveFor298Yen 4 года назад +53

      Pottery

    • @px7zz
      @px7zz 4 года назад +59

      I woulda said shit so good job bud

  • @kaiden2319
    @kaiden2319 5 лет назад +22661

    Damn Michael’s back must be hurting from carrying that conversation

    • @Chief_Bill
      @Chief_Bill 5 лет назад +901

      True he was the one talking for most of the time

    • @Spookspek
      @Spookspek 5 лет назад +1227

      I am sworn to carry your burdens.

    • @connerdavis9884
      @connerdavis9884 5 лет назад +599

      Stg hate it when hoes be boring

    • @jamesralls841
      @jamesralls841 5 лет назад +740

      He was nearly over-encumbered. Good thing he chose to be born under the sign of the Steed

    • @GodKaber
      @GodKaber 5 лет назад +260

      I don’t date bitches who can’t handle a conversation

  • @skullknight6584
    @skullknight6584 3 года назад +3841

    When he's supposed to be cringey but somehow got everyone's respect.

    • @ChinstF
      @ChinstF 3 года назад +106

      He’s lovely I can tell

    • @antistraightmen
      @antistraightmen 2 года назад +80

      meanwhile she getting all the hate for having the same issues

    • @RiFLEisFortuna
      @RiFLEisFortuna 2 года назад +7

      Not cringey, just very unconfortable

    • @hotpawsmathsandscience3124
      @hotpawsmathsandscience3124 2 года назад +24

      @@RiFLEisFortuna that's basically the definition of cringe

    • @Books_Makeup
      @Books_Makeup 2 года назад +60

      He's a nice guy and wanted a relationship. She doesn't want the trouble/drama of a relationship. Both are relatable and were respectful.

  • @fabioproductions
    @fabioproductions  8 лет назад +17785

    The funny thing is, RUclips recognized the video as actual Oblivion gameplay.

    • @Medicesca
      @Medicesca 8 лет назад +353

      +Chao Luo that's a funny way of spelling Skyrim

    • @Salxar
      @Salxar 8 лет назад +218

      You're a bloody artist, Fabio, a bloody artist

    • @mehname8597
      @mehname8597 7 лет назад +67

      What is the real footage from? Is it real ?

    • @Spartanhero613
      @Spartanhero613 7 лет назад +84

      I think it's the music

    • @Steven_Detta
      @Steven_Detta 7 лет назад +35

      I also do not understand humor.

  • @Bamuraibu
    @Bamuraibu 5 лет назад +17351

    I just applaud the dude for trying. More guts than me.

    • @junpei6180
      @junpei6180 5 лет назад +246

      @Jimmy Gaspacho "reading an aleatory motivational comment is filling you which *courage* and *self-esteem* "
      Your *guts* has been improved!
      Your *charm* has been improved!

    • @junpei6180
      @junpei6180 5 лет назад +36

      @Jimmy Gaspacho
      *Yeah,sad but True*
      No
      I'm dating my waifuu!
      "You agreed which him, making you think about how procrastination and self depravation can be a common occurrence for internet folks"
      "You got *wiser!*
      Your *intelligence* has improved
      *Social link with internet werdo is now lvl 1!*

    • @junpei6180
      @junpei6180 5 лет назад +6

      @Jimmy Gaspacho thank you Meinu!

    • @Moonhunter97
      @Moonhunter97 4 года назад +14

      @@junpei6180
      I am *thou* , thou art I...
      Thou hast acquired a *new* vow.
      It shall *become* the wings of rebellion
      that *breaketh* thy chains of captivity.
      With the *birth* of the Autism Persona,
      I have obtained the winds of blessing that
      shall lead to *freedom* and new power...

    • @dangusprime
      @dangusprime 4 года назад +111

      Took rejection like a champ too

  • @jjdixon8563
    @jjdixon8563 4 года назад +4232

    "it feels like I'm going around in circles I-"
    *DONT WE ALL*

    • @way2nasty533
      @way2nasty533 4 года назад +66

      JJ Dixon I like how he tried to slide in “it WAS a nightmare hint hint nudge”

    • @evancampbell7138
      @evancampbell7138 4 года назад +1

      Hahahaha! 🤣

    • @TheGreatAustino
      @TheGreatAustino 4 года назад +6

      Yep... yep! YEP!

    • @Ranger1812
      @Ranger1812 4 года назад +4

      Jamie *any of us

    • @MrBaddguy
      @MrBaddguy 4 года назад +1

      This one hits HARD

  • @BricMayco
    @BricMayco 3 года назад +1820

    "It seems we both have autism don't we"
    Works for me every time

    • @alexanderjosephross
      @alexanderjosephross 3 года назад +3

      😆

    • @BricMayco
      @BricMayco 3 года назад +59

      "it seems we both have autism" - haven't heard that line since Joe asked Kamala to be VP.

    • @winstonmarlowe5254
      @winstonmarlowe5254 3 года назад +1

      @@BricMayco Demoncrats BTFO!

    • @TheDevilslayer101
      @TheDevilslayer101 2 года назад +1

      @@BricMayco you sure? I'm pretty sure I heard Trump mention it to one of the judges who oversaw one of his cases when he was trying to get the election overturned.

    • @foocatcher4389
      @foocatcher4389 2 года назад +12

      Godtier opener

  • @mehg8407
    @mehg8407 3 года назад +5751

    This guy took a rejection like a champ.

    • @BlueGuitarMusic
      @BlueGuitarMusic 3 года назад +106

      Huge respect

    • @FantasticExplorers
      @FantasticExplorers 3 года назад +28

      Props for sure!

    • @amuroray9115
      @amuroray9115 3 года назад +56

      That’s why he’s a badass

    • @amuroray9115
      @amuroray9115 3 года назад

      @IDK you had to redo that same dumb comment. Lol

    • @suce9life928
      @suce9life928 3 года назад +28

      @IDK doesnt seem to be out of his league she seems pretty fucking bland

  • @macrons593
    @macrons593 5 лет назад +4078

    [Speech 12/25] It seems your eyes are as brown as the tree...trunks. It's just an idea...
    [Failed]

  • @StormTeeVee
    @StormTeeVee 3 года назад +6033

    "There's plenty more fish in the sea for me"
    [Secret Quest Achieved]
    >go fishing

    • @Muttriix
      @Muttriix 3 года назад +31

      DEAD. lol

    • @gregmelts
      @gregmelts 3 года назад +20

      Came to the comments expecting to be disgusted but this one got me.

    • @MrBeefyweefs
      @MrBeefyweefs 3 года назад +3

      First comment I've seen in a long time that legitimately gave me a good, multi-stage laugh irl, thank you kindly for this silliness

    • @StormTeeVee
      @StormTeeVee 3 года назад +1

      @@MrBeefyweefs no problem lad, glad I made you laugh

    • @Mboy556
      @Mboy556 3 года назад +5

      he got 99 fishing skill

  • @montega.
    @montega. 11 месяцев назад +65

    "Uh hello, we haven't been proper-"
    "No"
    "ly introduced before".

    • @TheOceanBearer
      @TheOceanBearer 4 месяца назад +8

      We autistic people have telepathy. That's how she knew what he was gonna say.

  • @anusficker4life965
    @anusficker4life965 6 лет назад +12590

    "Let's just be friends"
    "THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD"

    • @markob53
      @markob53 5 лет назад +715

      NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE.

    • @Igoorboy
      @Igoorboy 5 лет назад +315

      Battle music starts to play

    • @exolciusta
      @exolciusta 5 лет назад +240

      @@Igoorboy AARGH! HUUGH!

    • @xXCao_RenXx
      @xXCao_RenXx 5 лет назад +203

      By the nine diviiines... ASSAULT! ASSAULT! xD

    • @olivermitter6465
      @olivermitter6465 5 лет назад +43

      @@exolciusta ruuuff

  • @deusexbaby5555
    @deusexbaby5555 4 года назад +1114

    Her: Can we just be friends?
    Him: *loading a save*

    • @krisdasquid3479
      @krisdasquid3479 4 года назад +17

      Good one

    • @gs2lover
      @gs2lover 3 года назад +13

      Always save the point before asking your crush on a date out.

    • @vansdan.
      @vansdan. 3 года назад +4

      [3%]

    • @antar5101
      @antar5101 3 года назад +2

      up up you go

    • @deusexbaby5555
      @deusexbaby5555 3 года назад

      @Fuck You Read my username? I played the Deus Ex games and loved them. Has nothing to do with Max Mus.

  • @andrecarozza2572
    @andrecarozza2572 8 лет назад +3938

    Have you heard of the High Elves?

  • @betadyne9559
    @betadyne9559 Год назад +453

    "It seems we're going in circles"
    "DON'T WE ALL ?"
    This man has poetry written in his DNA.

    • @B00mHal0
      @B00mHal0 5 месяцев назад +1

      *post malone singing circles*

  • @folonrng
    @folonrng 3 года назад +5241

    "it seems that we both have autism." is one of the first lines exchanged when legendary friendships are born

    • @topiheimola69
      @topiheimola69 3 года назад +78

      True XD shouldn’t be made fun of but fuck it, I heard they like dark humour down in Africa too!

    • @JonatasAdoM
      @JonatasAdoM 2 года назад +22

      @Topi Heimola Oh my God that hit me like Titanic's iceberg

    • @Ash_Hudson
      @Ash_Hudson 2 года назад +1

      Hahaha

    • @gameproadvancesp148
      @gameproadvancesp148 2 года назад +4

      These friendships will be remembered by the local middle school for generations

    • @gameproadvancesp148
      @gameproadvancesp148 2 года назад +8

      @@topiheimola69 I have two friends that mentioned having autism, they both like dark humor and talk on the bus occasionally. Always an uhh... interesting conversation. One also seems to have some mood swings.

  • @LordSplynter
    @LordSplynter 4 года назад +6060

    "Farewell my friend, heh."
    What a madlad.

    • @benbecic7401
      @benbecic7401 4 года назад +269

      Yeah this man is a true warrior in his own weird way

    • @legendaryxelar327
      @legendaryxelar327 4 года назад +6

      What means madlad please ? 😂

    • @LordSplynter
      @LordSplynter 4 года назад +91

      @@legendaryxelar327 a person who just don't care about other people's thoughts and do what they want.

    • @legendaryxelar327
      @legendaryxelar327 4 года назад +8

      @@LordSplynter Thanks mate !

    • @LordSplynter
      @LordSplynter 4 года назад +4

      @@legendaryxelar327 You're welcome pal

  • @Bengo
    @Bengo 4 года назад +17606

    Press F to pay respect to our brave comrade

  • @tormint5294
    @tormint5294 2 года назад +305

    This guy has such a way with words. It's like he can't help but spitting straight poetry. His social game is not weak but too good for the rest of us.

    • @seemeno1
      @seemeno1 Год назад +3

      for real, all he has to do is fix the awkward demeanor (waaay easier said than done, i know, considering his condition)

    • @abdullahjaber3577
      @abdullahjaber3577 Год назад +10

      he's the real person and we're the NPC

    • @CaptainPupu
      @CaptainPupu Год назад

      I pity all of you illiterate fuckers who think this is poetry.

    • @SISKCERTWaJaVlogs
      @SISKCERTWaJaVlogs Год назад

      @@seemeno1agreed

    • @greg_4201
      @greg_4201 8 месяцев назад

      🤨

  • @Primecat854
    @Primecat854 8 лет назад +2500

    "Well Alice, we got Autism. That's good to know." The fucking delivery on that line right there, it kills me.

    • @migueeeelet
      @migueeeelet 7 лет назад +58

      Oh god that frigging explains why they talk like that

    • @LetoZeth
      @LetoZeth 7 лет назад +4

      Autism doesn't make you talk differently.

    • @migueeeelet
      @migueeeelet 7 лет назад +117

      ***** It does, both because of the difficulty with emotions and general communication problems.
      These two do show that, no matter their conditions, they can have a normal date, which is heartwarming :)

    • @InfiniteBoxworks
      @InfiniteBoxworks 7 лет назад +32

      Yes it does. Most of us with ASD have communication issues, and some are nonverbal entirely. Socially maladjusted allists who went doctor shopping for a diagnosis are watering down the definition of what autism really is.

    • @ub3rfr3nzy94
      @ub3rfr3nzy94 7 лет назад +23

      +LetoZeth Autism is a stupid word, it doesn't describe anything very well at all. It's a spectrum that governs anything from a short attention span to communication issues.

  • @lastsaneman19
    @lastsaneman19 6 лет назад +4616

    We've both got autism haven't we?
    I saw a mudcrab the other day

    • @Sanguine_Rose
      @Sanguine_Rose 5 лет назад +161

      Terrible creatures..

    • @fujifilm5127
      @fujifilm5127 5 лет назад +182

      Walks up to the bar and does a 90 degree turn and look down at a woman. "Have you heard of the high elves?"

    • @elathiaskade7311
      @elathiaskade7311 5 лет назад +1

      Lovemachine sounds more like schizo when it’s put like that...

    • @deathpants1
      @deathpants1 5 лет назад

      🤣🤣

    • @sephir91
      @sephir91 5 лет назад

      Lmfao

  • @marksoraiz5012
    @marksoraiz5012 5 лет назад +15280

    Michael: Ah hello, we haven't been properly int-
    Alice: No.
    Michael: -roduced,,, before.
    Smh Alice be trying to skip dialogue lol

    • @water9892
      @water9892 5 лет назад +706

      Don't we all, at one point?

    • @reviewreviews5908
      @reviewreviews5908 5 лет назад +576

      When you are already on a second playthrough

    • @InfernalLeo777
      @InfernalLeo777 5 лет назад +75

      Lol she knew what he would say

    • @eldritchhollow7692
      @eldritchhollow7692 5 лет назад +345

      She died without saving, now she's just trying to get back quickly

    • @ajr2641
      @ajr2641 5 лет назад +237

      Michael has unskippable dialogue and cut scenes.

  • @Fargoth_Ur
    @Fargoth_Ur 8 лет назад +4995

    He should have opened up talking about what horrible creatures mudcrabs are, and then called her "Breton trash". That'd get her motor revving.

    • @zachbones3006
      @zachbones3006 7 лет назад +152

      perhaps he could have shown her his favorite spell "emerald splash"

    • @PearsAreOk
      @PearsAreOk 7 лет назад +45

      is that ajojo referenace

    • @HorrorHoarder
      @HorrorHoarder 7 лет назад +4

      666 likes, you can't make this shit up

    • @Okan195
      @Okan195 7 лет назад +37

      What do you want Breton Trash?

    • @ArvelDreth
      @ArvelDreth 7 лет назад +18

      Haleophant Green 11 years of playing Oblivion and I still have never heard the Breton trash line in any of my games. Though I know it exists and hear people talk about it all the time.

  • @mawo3579
    @mawo3579 6 лет назад +701

    "It feels like im going around in circles sometim-"
    " *DONT WE ALL* "

    • @markwilliams7054
      @markwilliams7054 5 лет назад +91

      *itsnotgettinganyofusanywhereyoumean*

    • @artemzaytsev1106
      @artemzaytsev1106 5 лет назад +7

      I find it hard to tell you cause i find it hard to take

    • @tom8340
      @tom8340 4 года назад +4

      @@markwilliams7054 if you Think about it how causual he is saying it you hear that he is a very sad lad

    • @fadzilicious4411
      @fadzilicious4411 4 года назад

      This video feels like a personal attack lmao

    • @theodorebear6714
      @theodorebear6714 4 года назад

      Well that's how the fucking speech wheel works, *CIRCLE* !!!

  • @willbournerv2259
    @willbournerv2259 3 года назад +2163

    "Hello we haven't been prop-"
    "No"
    "-perly introduced before"

    • @radarpinki
      @radarpinki 3 года назад +274

      coding error response timed wrong

    • @Marshal77
      @Marshal77 3 года назад +54

      Who the h*ll actually pauses like that and then continues like nothing has happened. Now I am convinced he really is a robot. Great coding in receiving end.

    • @willbournerv2259
      @willbournerv2259 3 года назад +285

      @@Marshal77 he didn’t pause, she cut him off. then he proceeded to finish his sentence because he’s an mvp

    • @joebidenissus1975
      @joebidenissus1975 3 года назад +28

      @@Marshal77 yeah idiot

    • @xyourafunny
      @xyourafunny 3 года назад +15

      @@willbournerv2259 he really is he probably tried to keep his composure

  • @andraken
    @andraken Год назад +31

    "Farewell my friend" is actually the way NPCs close conversations in Oblivion

  • @Krynictrace
    @Krynictrace 7 лет назад +1208

    "Can we just be friends?"
    *BY THE NINE DIVINES, EMOTIONAL ASSAULT!*

    • @cidaoaparecido4162
      @cidaoaparecido4162 6 лет назад +113

      STOP! YOU VIOLATED MY HEART

    • @THE_LOST_FINEST
      @THE_LOST_FINEST 6 лет назад +71

      @@cidaoaparecido4162 "Pay me with some pussy or serve your sentence, your booty is now forfeit".

    • @Niito689
      @Niito689 6 лет назад +4

      *resist arrest*

    • @sabalghoo
      @sabalghoo 6 лет назад +35

      Do you wanna go on another date?
      - No
      THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!

    • @HowlingSaguaro97
      @HowlingSaguaro97 6 лет назад +9

      *Depression: 100*

  • @Subsaibot2526
    @Subsaibot2526 7 лет назад +287

    Should've broken the ice with some skooma

    • @TacSon
      @TacSon 7 лет назад +6

      He could have smashed her right there If he hit up to 200 skoomas.

  • @УАГАГЁРАШЙД
    @УАГАГЁРАШЙД 3 года назад +157

    The last laugh made Alice realize that her eyes weren't that special.

    • @rooroo9216
      @rooroo9216 2 месяца назад +1

      😂😂 only almost like 80% of the world’s population has eyes like the tree trunks (including me)

  • @gertrud8274
    @gertrud8274 4 года назад +3983

    I am so proud of Michael. Indeed, he has his quirks. But through it all when you look at it he did a much greater job than Alice there

    • @Alzbeta7
      @Alzbeta7 3 года назад +242

      I think probably cause she wasn't into him and didn't want to lead him on but wasn't quite brave enough to just end the date.

    • @slimo3600
      @slimo3600 3 года назад +57

      @@Alzbeta7 she can’t really be picky nobody else is gonna want her😂😂

    • @monibqaderi404
      @monibqaderi404 3 года назад +8

      @@Alzbeta7 fuck that building

    • @DefconDelta88
      @DefconDelta88 3 года назад +158

      I mean to be completely fair, you can't blame the poor girl for having no idea how to grapple with the awkwardness. She could easily have a normal level of social anxiety and just have no idea what to do but doesn't want to come off like an asshole. He's obviously a sweet chap, but I think a lot of perfectly reasonable people might be thrown for a bit of a loop there. Not really anyone's fault is it, yeah?

    • @richtarget1127
      @richtarget1127 3 года назад +77

      @@Alzbeta7 I agreed with this. She actually did a good job being straight out honest there. Most women will make out they want to meet again soon when they don't

  • @arsnakehert
    @arsnakehert 7 лет назад +1082

    THERE'S PLENTY OF FISH IN THE SEA
    This dude keeping​ it real

    • @Archived0
      @Archived0 7 лет назад +111

      But are there autistic fish?

    • @dynamics
      @dynamics 7 лет назад +13

      he's a walking fish repellant

    • @AdamHBr
      @AdamHBr 7 лет назад +14

      "giant autistic brain"
      *goobypls*

    • @Nocure92
      @Nocure92 6 лет назад +2

      Gay fish

    • @syzyphyz
      @syzyphyz 6 лет назад +5

      There are always escorts.

  • @Bob-jv4yf
    @Bob-jv4yf 6 месяцев назад +4

    “Farewell my friend.”
    Kills me

  • @Ansem119
    @Ansem119 7 лет назад +492

    Pretending this is actually oblivion makes this a lot easier to watch.

  • @radiofrog
    @radiofrog 8 лет назад +2140

    This was some good shit, but also hard as fuck to get through my god

    • @ShuroP
      @ShuroP 7 лет назад +13

      Uraneum ikr?

    • @K4inan
      @K4inan 7 лет назад +2

      Its all acting though

    • @abrady987
      @abrady987 7 лет назад +40

      K4inan No it isn't, that's from a UK TV show called the Undatables

    • @K4inan
      @K4inan 7 лет назад +9

      It's acting, I watched the damn thing, I researched it. The guy ''Michael'' is an actor.

    • @abrady987
      @abrady987 7 лет назад +7

      K4inan can you prove that?

  • @suigetsuh17
    @suigetsuh17 Год назад +17

    Bro is not afraid to speak his mind and take action, I need 2 liters of beer on a Thursday night to be half the man he is. Salute.

  • @jerssh
    @jerssh 8 лет назад +274

    I didn't hear a single "I saw a mudcrab resonantly, horrible creatures"

    • @Revacholiere
      @Revacholiere 7 лет назад +29

      "They say syndicates of wizards have led a boycott of Imperial goods in the land of the Altmer."
      "STOP TALKING!"
      "Goodbye."

  • @xypzs5123
    @xypzs5123 2 года назад +151

    This is actually very very cute... Imagine the difficulties they face in life. Inside their heads. He is saying what he is thinking. Literally. Like normal people would just think that in their head like: jesus fuck think of a compliment quick. And him not being able to contain it inside is very wholesome.. But he made her laugh tho. hes a true king

    • @caz8135
      @caz8135 2 года назад +6

      People like him actually makes things more interesting

    • @madelinevlogs5898
      @madelinevlogs5898 2 года назад +9

      I’m autistic and that’s how I talk too. I just don’t have a filter and I say what’s on my mind

    • @ToxicallyMasculinelol
      @ToxicallyMasculinelol 8 месяцев назад +1

      I'm gonna hazard a guess his difficulties are just a teensy bit more difficult than her difficulties lol.

    • @overlord1995
      @overlord1995 6 месяцев назад

      @@ToxicallyMasculinelolBecause women can have a whole range of disabilities and/or mental illnesses and still find guys to date?

    • @innocentnemesis3519
      @innocentnemesis3519 3 месяца назад

      @@ToxicallyMasculinelol that’s a little misogynistic of you

  • @nathanhamer8987
    @nathanhamer8987 7 лет назад +709

    Still less awkward than I am.

    • @kellygurl5
      @kellygurl5 5 лет назад +3

      Same ha!

    • @Prowler41
      @Prowler41 5 лет назад +13

      I was honestly impressed that his confidence was unshaken

    • @kenneth27205
      @kenneth27205 5 лет назад +1

      Daaamn

  • @upsidedownbagofflour697
    @upsidedownbagofflour697 Год назад +6

    Major missed opportunity to use the persuasion mechanics instead of a separate compliment option

  • @Lava91point0
    @Lava91point0 3 года назад +884

    “Can we just be friends”
    *battle music starts*

  • @goxs9999
    @goxs9999 5 лет назад +5856

    "Um can we just be friends?"
    *DESTRUCTION 100*
    "Theres more fishes in the sea."
    *RESTORATION 100*

    • @jens2049
      @jens2049 5 лет назад +228

      Farewell my friend

    • @asologic6045
      @asologic6045 5 лет назад +90

      Heh

    • @arvidtonning6348
      @arvidtonning6348 4 года назад +16

      Eric Bang Her please stop killing me with these comments 😂😂😂

    • @DfRaid
      @DfRaid 4 года назад +22

      More like *DELUSION 100* for this guy

    • @DarkReaperK97
      @DarkReaperK97 4 года назад +59

      He made a full recovery after she said that. Very admirable

  • @user-lx9tl3lc5f
    @user-lx9tl3lc5f 7 месяцев назад +3

    Not getting any of us anywhere, you mean.

  • @metaljesus196
    @metaljesus196 6 лет назад +2028

    Depression: 100

  • @AJ-oj1xy
    @AJ-oj1xy 5 лет назад +430

    Good on him honestly, he’s quite enthusiastic and he handled the end quite well

    • @nicholassmith8759
      @nicholassmith8759 4 года назад +33

      Definitely it's sad that some dicks have to be taught that this is the correct response to rejection instead of continuing to harrass the poor girl

    • @retrohidalgo4024
      @retrohidalgo4024 4 года назад +1

      Yeah he even make a joke about it

    • @hasou5289
      @hasou5289 4 года назад

      @@nicholassmith8759 the poor girl bruh
      She didnt even give him a Chance
      She looked at him and instant rejection... the poor guy wasted all his time right there

    • @Numenorean921
      @Numenorean921 4 года назад

      @@nicholassmith8759 you sound like a pathetic simp, you probably orbit chicks that rejected you like a beta hoping they'll change their minds and see what a "good guy" you are

    • @nicholassmith8759
      @nicholassmith8759 4 года назад +1

      @@Numenorean921 I don't see how saying not to be a creep is being a simp really.

  • @prajiturel2902
    @prajiturel2902 5 лет назад +591

    Journal updated:
    It seems my date wants to find someone else, but I realised there's plenty more fish in the sea, I should keep on with my search.

    • @arsnakehert
      @arsnakehert 5 лет назад +15

      Just watch for the slaughterfish

  • @totallynotzokix11_mc21
    @totallynotzokix11_mc21 4 года назад +2938

    *Me, an ugly cave troll:* haha, funny autistic man
    *Autistic man:* is on an actual date while I sit at home

  • @harryschlotter3403
    @harryschlotter3403 2 года назад +5

    "Farewell my 'friend', heh"
    Absolute unit of a man

  • @Dziugenonas
    @Dziugenonas 7 лет назад +45

    He might be a horrible date, but even despite his autism he seems like he could make a great compassionate friend.

    • @demmemes1407
      @demmemes1407 7 лет назад +5

      He'd propably be hilarious to have as a friend indeed.

    • @adamseveren5444
      @adamseveren5444 5 лет назад +12

      She was a shittier date. She complains about being single and wont lower her standards or put in effort while this guy was trying hard.

  • @Rebelzize
    @Rebelzize 8 лет назад +3752

    Scary how accurate this is xD

    • @bruhSaintJohn
      @bruhSaintJohn 7 лет назад +39

      YOU
      You don't belong here m8
      I'd rather play without gui than see you here ever again

    • @bepis985
      @bepis985 7 лет назад +3

      +ThePhirenor What the fuck is your problem?

    • @bruhSaintJohn
      @bruhSaintJohn 7 лет назад +20

      Mah dude, quest / objectives markers have ruined videogames. Go here or there, instead of exploring on your own. Of course you can turn em off sometimes, but the damage is done.
      No offense to the guy tho, hehe.

    • @bepis985
      @bepis985 7 лет назад +8

      Oh, I see. You thought you were being clever.

    • @Rebelzize
      @Rebelzize 7 лет назад +26

      ThePhirenor Im hurt man.. Oblivion and Morrowind are my fav games and my icon is kinda ironic :/

  • @smoggydb
    @smoggydb 4 года назад +2157

    "I must do this by the end of the date" pours skooma into her drink.

  • @OfficiallyMaidenless
    @OfficiallyMaidenless 4 года назад +911

    *use skill: compliment*
    "it seems your eyes are as brown as the trees"
    *skill used: 10xp*
    *compliment unsuccessful*
    *use skill: compliment*
    "That's a lovely smile you've got there"
    *skill used: 10xp*
    *compliment successful*
    *NPC nods*

    • @efeghilmffdsee5216
      @efeghilmffdsee5216 3 года назад +30

      Honestly she smiled when he said "just an idea" so I'd consider that a roll for recovery.

    • @bahaeddinelimam3047
      @bahaeddinelimam3047 3 года назад +7

      @@efeghilmffdsee5216 yeah that smile was breaking the fourth wall - I thought michael would smash after that

  • @RicarusAngelus
    @RicarusAngelus 8 лет назад +277

    The music... so calming.

    • @nadadhibi
      @nadadhibi 7 лет назад

      Ricarus Dogbe what's the track??

    • @TheNagetti
      @TheNagetti 7 лет назад

      I dunno if you found the answer to this yet but it the Oblivion Soundtrack.

    • @andrewgray-df8tw
      @andrewgray-df8tw 7 лет назад +6

      I've always preferred Oblivion's OST over the other TES ones for that reason.

    • @TheNagetti
      @TheNagetti 7 лет назад +6

      gay stormtrooper lapdance I dunno but hearing Oblivion soundtrack makes me so calm and the nostalgia it gives feels so good, because Oblivion was the first open world game I discovered as a kid. Damn the memories are amazing from making my first character, stealing items because they looked cool, and running from guards the whole game without even touching the main quest. I only finished the main quest a couple years back, before I just used to do everything else but the main quest.

    • @amoniousbt1110
      @amoniousbt1110 7 лет назад

      he must have been so scared

  • @makingthebestcomments
    @makingthebestcomments Год назад +11

    Let's stop for a moment to appreciate how beautiful the soundtrack is.

  • @DatZortaw
    @DatZortaw 5 лет назад +610

    Quest failed : Getting Laid
    Would you like to load your latest save?

    • @BezoRazo
      @BezoRazo 5 лет назад +25

      Beats saving your load.

    • @lfdrumming7804
      @lfdrumming7804 4 года назад +3

      New game plus loaded. You will start a new game with all previously acquired attempts at getting laid.

    • @hypermonkey600
      @hypermonkey600 4 года назад +3

      the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created

    • @MaddRabbitx
      @MaddRabbitx 4 года назад +4

      this guy might need some console commands to get past this quest because I think he's stuck

  • @gregoryc6656
    @gregoryc6656 7 лет назад +381

    Quest updated: Entering the friendzone.

  • @lovepepsi7477
    @lovepepsi7477 7 лет назад +243

    "well alice, it seems we've bot got autism, haven't we? Well, good to know." my fucking sides hahahahha

    • @TheArnoldification
      @TheArnoldification 7 лет назад +63

      Probably the most oblivion-esque thing I'll ever hear tbh

  • @tubaboytom
    @tubaboytom 7 лет назад +337

    You got to give him props though. There's plenty of people who don't have autism and have never even taken a girl on a date.

    • @RafaelMunizYT
      @RafaelMunizYT 5 лет назад +31

      Me for example

    • @Thematic2177
      @Thematic2177 5 лет назад +13

      If you're 20 or older and haven't ever taken a girl out on a date, I'm afraid you might be beyond saving

    • @adronator
      @adronator 5 лет назад +66

      TheUiopas Thanks for ruining my life.

    • @Knorzo
      @Knorzo 5 лет назад +66

      @@Thematic2177 bullshit you're never beyond saving. It's all in your head. Live is always full of possibilities.

    • @alnotbiggaytho7124
      @alnotbiggaytho7124 5 лет назад +4

      I have autism and i slay as much pussy as a pornstar.
      Honestly autism is very broad, for example I have no shame so I come off as super confidenr

  • @playasforlife1259
    @playasforlife1259 2 месяца назад +2

    Bro I’m not mad at him at least he had the courage to go on the date props to big bro

  • @smoogles
    @smoogles 8 лет назад +2323

    Should I buy this game? The characters kinda look like potatoes in this clip but otherwise looks interesting.

    • @SteelKatanas
      @SteelKatanas 7 лет назад +62

      Yes, get mods for it if you're on PC, there's a few that fix the potato faces and makes them look human for once.

    • @caracallaseverus3412
      @caracallaseverus3412 7 лет назад +10

      smoogles Oblivion is so bad it's good in terms of story and voice acting, a good portion of the characters sound like Cicero from Skyrim. Skyrim holds your hand in comparison. While Morrowind does the exact opposite of Skyrim as it is a handful of speaking, almost always reading through text, and zero quest makers to tell you where you need to go next. Oblivion is much more difficult in terms of game play, as you can get killed extremely easily and it's hard to cause damage to opponents without your weapons/armor breaking, then the other two games. It is also fairly bland and empty in terms of number and diversity of npcs and natural environment. It crashes often for no particular reason. Though at least for me unlike other games, Oblivion will crash only after a long period of the the in game visuals looking as if like the world is literally becoming code, this happens near the blades fortress. It's only worth buying on a steam sale and if you are able to figure out how to mod it.

    • @TheJayson8899
      @TheJayson8899 7 лет назад

      More

    • @TheJayson8899
      @TheJayson8899 7 лет назад

      I buy games for what the developers created, not what the community had to motherfuckin' fix for the stupid fucks.

    • @fabianthecownip
      @fabianthecownip 7 лет назад +7

      It's from 2006... The graphics are pretty good considering the age

  • @ThingsMadeOfOtherThings
    @ThingsMadeOfOtherThings 2 года назад +1

    "Hi, we haven't been properly..."
    "NO"

  • @JohnDoe-fh4kd
    @JohnDoe-fh4kd 7 лет назад +123

    radiant AI

  • @fatboi445
    @fatboi445 3 года назад +188

    "don't we all?" is the most npc sentence i've hear in the middle of a conversation

    • @greg_4201
      @greg_4201 8 месяцев назад

      😆 finally a sane comment
      the rest are just going on about what an alpha chad this guy is for existing

  • @blakebramley9171
    @blakebramley9171 4 года назад +65

    This man being up there on the spectrum and still being such a go-getter is inspiring

    • @johnbowman3630
      @johnbowman3630 4 года назад +12

      ikr, this lad is a hero in my eyes, hope he reads this. The girl was cute but boring/uncomfortable. My man almost made inroads on breaking her chilled exterior with "your eyes are as brown as the tree trunks", just couldn't keep the momentum going D:

  • @juanleon1138
    @juanleon1138 3 года назад +121

    he was a 100x more intelligent and compassionate than the average person. The hug and the sarcastic farewell friend line got me. It was if he said "yeah right if you dont see me romantically you dont see me at all, 'friend'"

    • @xXBlackIce7Xx
      @xXBlackIce7Xx 2 года назад

      autistic people dont know what sarcasm is or how it works. im pretty sure he is pretty authentic and real the whole time. which makes him a GIGACHAD.

  • @Wilburgur
    @Wilburgur 7 лет назад +1877

    0:19 omg that took me by surprise. I laughed really hard and I feel awful.

  • @missdoglover1644
    @missdoglover1644 3 года назад +4

    Love how she asks if they can just be friends and then they part ways, never to see each other again, story of my life.

  • @renocicchi7346
    @renocicchi7346 7 лет назад +135

    should have put quest failed at the end

    • @Retard634
      @Retard634 7 лет назад +22

      he should have but dear god it's rubbing salt in the wound

  • @jook7881
    @jook7881 7 лет назад +210

    "Farewell my friend. *_heh."_*

    • @Balnazzardi
      @Balnazzardi 7 лет назад +17

      There is plenty more fish in the sea for me :D

    • @Qwertworks
      @Qwertworks 5 лет назад

      The heh at the end xD

  • @swiftplus7398
    @swiftplus7398 Год назад +1

    That "Fair well my friend" was low-key Sigma

  • @TheBIadesman
    @TheBIadesman 8 лет назад +179

    Close shut the jaws of friendzonium. Well this hero seemed to have failed.

  • @AltF4Vision
    @AltF4Vision 8 лет назад +651

    "With this character's death, the thread of prophecy is severed.
    Restore a saved meme to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the
    doomed world you have created."

    • @killermemesatareasonablepr9707
      @killermemesatareasonablepr9707 7 лет назад +17

      Huh, I remember that message being different the first time I killed Caius Cosades. I don't think it was about memes, though. kek

    • @greatsupper
      @greatsupper 7 лет назад +24

      So much better than "Caius Cosades is unconscious."

    • @Cliffracer46
      @Cliffracer46 6 лет назад

      Lol good old times

  • @trypt4min375
    @trypt4min375 Год назад +1

    I'm keep coming back to this video. It's just seems like I'm going around in circles sometimes.

  • @hideus_ex9222
    @hideus_ex9222 7 лет назад +240

    He actually looks like a relatively nice person, it kinda broke my heart to see him so dissapointed and at least he didn't flip the fuck out when he was rejected, it any of this isn't staged that is.

    • @genadiyrool
      @genadiyrool 6 лет назад +3

      He couldve tried lose some weight. Instead hes relying on just being nice

    • @skeletoninyourbody9896
      @skeletoninyourbody9896 6 лет назад +29

      I'm a Boglin stop speaking in peoples name. Ugly has nothing to do what you want unless you're piece of shit. He isn't even ugly he just has fat here and there.

    • @BigBlom
      @BigBlom 6 лет назад

      nazi

    • @HorizonHipHop
      @HorizonHipHop 6 лет назад +1

      he barely gave her a chance to speak lol

  • @akianaray651
    @akianaray651 8 лет назад +142

    He uses all the cool words, but his sentences still come out as stale.
    Odd.

    • @arsnakehert
      @arsnakehert 7 лет назад +155

      Executed He was born under the sign of Autism

    • @Archived0
      @Archived0 7 лет назад

      ^Ha

    • @Phoenix-kv3ou
      @Phoenix-kv3ou 7 лет назад +1

      arsnakeheart That was the most beautiful comment I've ever seen

    • @mattyryon
      @mattyryon 7 лет назад +2

      Lol this is a great autistic comment, very underrated

  • @casscroute8706
    @casscroute8706 Год назад +1

    this is guy is the most British person I've ever seen

  • @bandybandy7485
    @bandybandy7485 3 года назад +811

    Hopefully homie finds a woman that appreciates his effort one day.

    • @Discordia5
      @Discordia5 3 года назад +96

      He did! The show hooked him up with a nice woman, and he got a kiss and a second date.

    • @haze2427
      @haze2427 3 года назад

      @@Discordia5 what is the name of the show?

    • @refundreplay
      @refundreplay 3 года назад +28

      Women appreciating effort? Made for TV.

    • @walterloehrmann5213
      @walterloehrmann5213 3 года назад +10

      @@refundreplay IF that efforts leads to you making more money, then, yes. ;)

    • @antistraightmen
      @antistraightmen 3 года назад +61

      Just because you put the effort in, no ones entitled to like you because of it.

  • @lp2059
    @lp2059 2 года назад +6

    I have to say looking at our degenerate society this guy is still pure hearted, i wish i wouldn't have seen as much and maintained such purity

  • @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache
    @Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache 4 года назад +676

    “It seems we both got autism, haven't we?"
    “Yes.”
    “Well, that's good to know.”
    _Always looking on the bright side._

    • @LordSplynter
      @LordSplynter 4 года назад +1

      My comment is better bud, big fan anyways 😎

    • @Hacker_Kamyko
      @Hacker_Kamyko 4 года назад +3

      @@LordSplynter Woah, you're a big fan? Is your ego bigger than it?

    • @LordSplynter
      @LordSplynter 4 года назад

      @@Hacker_Kamyko What? I was kidding man chill out

    • @Majinlyuu
      @Majinlyuu 4 года назад +3

      gosh you must have the best youtube recommendations ever you're everywhere

    • @Pwntus
      @Pwntus 4 года назад +11

      ngl having autism myself has given me some hilarious dialog options.

  • @Wartalk
    @Wartalk 7 лет назад +67

    the music really carries this conversation into a beautifully unique fantasy world of fields, trees, hills, fields, trees, hills, fields, trees, & hills.

    • @isaacclarke6232
      @isaacclarke6232 7 лет назад +5

      GOLD, you had me laughing out loud for some time

    • @RaptorRoll
      @RaptorRoll 7 лет назад +8

      Your eyes are as brown as the tree trunks.

  • @huntercasey1995
    @huntercasey1995 5 лет назад +248

    0:19
    "Well Alice it seems we both have Autism haven't we?" "Yes" "Well that's good to know"
    My fucking hero. I gotta try that line at school

    • @TheFalxY
      @TheFalxY 4 года назад +12

      Did it work?

    • @loghrif1988
      @loghrif1988 4 года назад +4

      @@TheFalxY Asking the real questions

    • @loghrif1988
      @loghrif1988 4 года назад +2

      @@disobeytoday4685 what are you talking about lmao?

    • @disobeytoday4685
      @disobeytoday4685 4 года назад

      @@loghrif1988 "I gotta try that line at school"

    • @loghrif1988
      @loghrif1988 4 года назад +8

      @@disobeytoday4685 So you think OP is a pedo for trying that line on people his age at school?

  • @MegaLozenge
    @MegaLozenge 3 года назад +2

    I hope to this day this lovely fellow has found someone. Farewell my friend.

  • @McShaggswell
    @McShaggswell 4 года назад +84

    "That's a lovely smile you've got there"
    [Stops smiling immediately]

  • @napsec9807
    @napsec9807 7 лет назад +96

    - It's cold isn't it?
    - Yes, yes it is cold HEH HEH

  • @jordansherman4471
    @jordansherman4471 2 года назад +2

    very respectful charming young man. he seems easy to chat with and those compliments were golden. well done

  • @zgaming6806
    @zgaming6806 7 лет назад +106

    This was shot on location at the Imperial City Arboretum

  • @Krystalmyth
    @Krystalmyth 4 года назад +189

    _That's a lovely smile you got there..._
    Aww.... and you know he's being super honest. Like every compliment he gives is 150% genuine...

    • @MrChukinorris
      @MrChukinorris 4 года назад +5

      wanna go on a date with him

    • @whatdothlife4660
      @whatdothlife4660 4 года назад +46

      @Game guy Seek help

    • @engineergaming1669
      @engineergaming1669 4 года назад +7

      Game guy are you ok

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth 4 года назад +15

      @Game guy I can't imagine what it'd feel like knowing, ahead of time, you're going to be someone's terrible mistake.

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth 4 года назад

      @Pingers Bingers Ah, seems I mistook you for the previous poster and it colored the context in my head. My bad. *l*

  • @Stickysaltbread
    @Stickysaltbread 3 года назад +196

    _"Your eyes are as br-"_
    *"roight"*
    _"-own as the tree trunks."_

  • @MsSovereign1214
    @MsSovereign1214 Месяц назад +1

    this guy is genuinely my hero

  • @peedfarded
    @peedfarded 7 лет назад +173

    Well, there's plenty more argonians in the sea for me. *says slightly angrily*

    • @nucleargoat6007
      @nucleargoat6007 5 лет назад +12

      More lusty argonians can't be a bad thing

  • @jackalhead7433
    @jackalhead7433 3 года назад +7

    I'm not autistic but I always act this way when I talk to a girl I like
    😂😂

  • @3incher982
    @3incher982 5 лет назад +172

    This is obviously fake
    The graphics are too good.

    • @hardlybreathe93
      @hardlybreathe93 5 лет назад

      You underestimated the power of game engines these days

    • @anonymousrs3996
      @anonymousrs3996 4 года назад

      Ya, I'm getting tired of these developers trying to market their cinematics as actual gameplay. It's so shamelessly misleading.

  • @Doughboi_Snowboi
    @Doughboi_Snowboi Год назад +1

    My heart sank when he got rejected, but he now has a new friend.

  • @ISCX-LadyLocust
    @ISCX-LadyLocust 6 лет назад +332

    Bless him

  • @dragjamon
    @dragjamon 3 года назад +95

    "can't we just be friends?"
    All my quests end that way too buddy

  • @llinoscarpe
    @llinoscarpe Год назад +3

    He did a good job, he was obviously nervous, lots of autistic people are in social situations, but he made an effort, tried to carry the conversation, was polite. The fact it didn’t work out is whatever, hopefully he finds someone

  • @feirisnyannyan
    @feirisnyannyan 3 года назад +265

    he actually started confident and natural... her cold attitude just made him nervous...

    • @TP-mv6en
      @TP-mv6en 2 года назад

      she is autistic too... she is probably just nervous

    • @egg-iu3fe
      @egg-iu3fe Год назад +5

      she only wants chad tbh

    • @HeathenMetalhead221
      @HeathenMetalhead221 Год назад +4

      ​@@egg-iu3feher loss. Michael is a chad

    • @stormgirl09
      @stormgirl09 Год назад

      She seems like a stick in the mud....the type of person to damper the whole room....😬

    • @Paulo-e8q
      @Paulo-e8q Год назад

      @@egg-iu3fe Even this autistic girls want chads nowadays, it's ridiculous. You could tell she lost her interest the moment she saw him.

  • @124Nightwing
    @124Nightwing 7 лет назад +39

    "Good day!" "Heard any news from the other provinces?" "Nothing I'd like to talk about." "I'm through talking to you." "Goodbye."

    • @zeromailss
      @zeromailss 7 лет назад +1

      124Nightwing be seeing you

  • @walshygel2
    @walshygel2 8 лет назад +1536

    She is way out of his league/spectrum

    • @Bigassboya
      @Bigassboya 7 лет назад +128

      I see what you did there

    • @georgedelcid5611
      @georgedelcid5611 7 лет назад +30

      Dexter Gestern lol says the guy who knows a lot about oblivion 🤣

    • @TylerJordan601
      @TylerJordan601 7 лет назад +38

      George Del Cid yes that's why he isn't a virgin

    • @Ana_Ng
      @Ana_Ng 7 лет назад +21

      dexter, cmon
      elder scrolls npcs _are_ on the spectrum

    • @nicklewis470
      @nicklewis470 7 лет назад

      walshygel2 oh my lort 😂😂😂

  • @jswets5007
    @jswets5007 2 года назад

    Beautiful. You *are* the npc archivist to which my subscription belongs.