Dethklok being idiots for all of season 1

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  • @justfandomtings
    @justfandomtings  2 года назад +142

    They are idiots your honor. 😮‍💨

  • @TANKED_
    @TANKED_ 2 года назад +443

    Pickles is by far the most intelligent

    • @justfandomtings
      @justfandomtings  2 года назад +136

      I would say it goes from
      1.Pickles
      2.Skwisgaar
      3.Nathan
      4.Toki
      5. Murderface
      But in the end, they share half a baked brain cell

    • @matenkuosauber7457
      @matenkuosauber7457 2 года назад +45

      @@justfandomtings To be fair, Murderface is a registered notary.

    • @creamofthecrop6743
      @creamofthecrop6743 2 года назад +25

      @@justfandomtings pickles 73IQ
      Swisgar 71bIQ
      Nathan 67 IQ
      Toki 63 IQ
      Murder face 62.99999

    • @eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063
      @eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063 2 года назад +1

      I agree

    • @joshingaboutwithjosh
      @joshingaboutwithjosh 2 года назад +11

      He fixed a nuclear sub he's a bloody genius

  • @T3DDYZX
    @T3DDYZX 6 месяцев назад +16

    * dramatic music " "BY THE POWER OF ALL IS EVIL I COMMAND YOU TO AWAKEN" * dramatic music ends * "AND MAKE ME A SANDWICHHH"

  • @hadesstanaccount8760
    @hadesstanaccount8760 9 месяцев назад +27

    When Skwisgaar tried to make coffee with a toaster at 0:59 , that's when i knew that i was going to love that show

  • @biggie2chainz
    @biggie2chainz 2 года назад +96

    “you are lady, skwisgaar”
    *”NO I NOT!”*

  • @chrisdavey5530
    @chrisdavey5530 2 года назад +320

    Murderface easily....Toki is more naive/ignorant than dumb, Skwisgar is just single minded in that all he knows/cares about is guitar/getting laid, Nathan appears to be smart but it easily influenced by dumb ideas and Pickles is the only one with an ounce of common sense making him the smartest

    • @wmd40
      @wmd40 Год назад +8

      Nathan is a good leader which I think includes being able to hide his dumbness lol

    • @FinalMythology
      @FinalMythology Год назад +4

      ​@@wmd40he seems very smart but only in short bursts when sober

    • @wmd40
      @wmd40 Год назад +1

      @@FinalMythology true lol!

  • @GeinsArtAndCraftSupplies
    @GeinsArtAndCraftSupplies Год назад +102

    But don't forget, Nathan, Skwisgaar, and Toki are all bilingual. Points for them.

    • @mr.l8723
      @mr.l8723 9 месяцев назад +32

      Pickles too, he and Nathan speak French

  • @katherinetressler1508
    @katherinetressler1508 6 месяцев назад +6

    "BY THE POWER OF ALL THAT IS EVIL!!! I COMMAND YOU TO AWAKEN!!! AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH!!!" 😂😂😂

  • @Krumasut
    @Krumasut 2 года назад +136

    there's only one brain cell and they all have to share it 😔

    • @SiiriCressey
      @SiiriCressey 2 года назад +10

      Pickles has figured out how to have it most of the time.

    • @SiiriCressey
      @SiiriCressey 2 года назад +1

      @Darrell Dobson ........Did I miss something again?

    • @SiiriCressey
      @SiiriCressey 2 года назад +1

      @Darrell Dobson It looks like I have some catching up to do.

    • @SiiriCressey
      @SiiriCressey 2 года назад +1

      @Darrell Dobson I also have a big jar of pickles. No cilantro barbeque sauce or candy, though.

    • @davehall8881
      @davehall8881 3 месяца назад +1

      It got diced up by the helicopter from the first episode

  • @eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063
    @eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063 2 года назад +100

    The food library scene never gets old lol

    • @Theghostofcorey
      @Theghostofcorey 9 месяцев назад +3

      And pickles seems proficient in a 'lil in french if ya saw the one...

    • @holysayingsofrobin4055
      @holysayingsofrobin4055 5 месяцев назад +2

      Two cups of rice........................brutal.

  • @moonbeam6010
    @moonbeam6010 2 года назад +102

    Nathan is oddly smart too, but only in later seasons

  • @lucycordova815
    @lucycordova815 2 года назад +185

    Maybe toki its a idiot but its the cutest idiot I've never ever seen

  • @hairtie3859
    @hairtie3859 2 года назад +76

    This show is unironically a hidden gemstone and is not appreciated for its funny ass dialogue

  • @HankageHill
    @HankageHill 2 года назад +68

    skwis just loving nathan on the intercom just ends me without fail every single time. "go gets em nathans" thanks mr guitar and good vibes 💀

    • @ladywartooth
      @ladywartooth 2 года назад +8

      Skwisgaar is Nathan's biggest fan istg

  • @FQS124
    @FQS124 Год назад +31

    I wish this show was more famous

    • @justfandomtings
      @justfandomtings  Год назад +8

      I say it has a pretty good following, most of the fans just don't participate in the fandom. It's mostly metal head dudes who probably just watch and enjoy the show.

    • @FinalMythology
      @FinalMythology Год назад +1

      ​@@justfandomtingsit's an objectively good show though

  • @tertiaritus
    @tertiaritus Год назад +22

    Nathan pouring rice on the floor and going *brutal* is what lives in my head rent-free and brings me back to this show annually

  • @igostupidfast3
    @igostupidfast3 2 года назад +55

    "It make great album cover" Great Mayhem reference Toki

  • @Kaio-con-mermelada
    @Kaio-con-mermelada Год назад +19

    i love them
    all of them
    for very different reasons each one

  • @r0cknhorr0r6
    @r0cknhorr0r6 10 месяцев назад +6

    "We've figured out how to travel through time. At the speed of regular time."

  • @nightcrestevergreen7703
    @nightcrestevergreen7703 2 года назад +69

    Iirc, the process for choosing Klokateers has a 50% mortality rate considering that applicants are paired up to beat each other to death and the remaining are chosen as Klokateers, and their working conditions leaves them at risk of injury and death every day. So the Klokateer teaching Nathan algebra must be quite strong to have not died throughout the series.

  • @mr.l8723
    @mr.l8723 9 месяцев назад +12

    Smartest to dumbest
    1. Pickles
    2. Nathan
    3. Skwisgar
    4. Toki
    5. Murderface

  • @miraveta
    @miraveta 2 года назад +17

    421 answering in the same broken ass English is too good

  • @Maaad-maaan
    @Maaad-maaan 2 года назад +86

    I’d say pickles and Nathan are the smartest
    Then Skwisgaar
    Toki
    Then murderface

  • @gabegonzalez5055
    @gabegonzalez5055 2 года назад +21

    I feel like they’re all on the same level of intelligence.

  • @chrismarek7864
    @chrismarek7864 2 года назад +40

    “Whadda ya mean booze ain’t food?”

  • @Elrond_Hubbard_1
    @Elrond_Hubbard_1 2 года назад +9

    We are such good bosses. It's like a plantation, except the slaves is our friends.

  • @loganmatt.7912
    @loganmatt.7912 2 года назад +60

    I don't think it's fair to put Toki and Skwis last just because they struggle with English. I mean, while it's never shown, they both can speak two languages (their native + English), which I'd argue almost (almost) puts them on Pickle's level.
    Though if you want to get to to semantics, they're all smart in entirely different aspects. But if you want proof that the answer is Murderface look at the episode where he's in the Spelling Bee

    • @thesnowmiser6728
      @thesnowmiser6728 Месяц назад

      Toki speaks his native language when he finds out his dad has the Big K

  • @evantambolang3052
    @evantambolang3052 11 месяцев назад +4

    The Skwisgaar's episode is my favorite in season 1 due to how screwed they are especially Toki being unhinged due to sugar rush

  • @b3stia.213
    @b3stia.213 Год назад +7

    The Mayhem reference @ 00:41 🤣

  • @cobainsgeetar
    @cobainsgeetar 2 года назад +29

    pickles and nathan is probably the most smartest out of the group , skwis WOULD be if his mind wasnt just on pussy , if toki would be open minded then he would be right up with skwisgaar ... murderface ??? hes uh .. hes an unique one .

    • @nullvoid7188
      @nullvoid7188 2 года назад

      murderface could be called a genius, considering he's the only one to ever play the the bass....with his dick.

    • @honeypotbear3073
      @honeypotbear3073 11 месяцев назад

      I don't know why but I like to see Nathan as the dad who thinks he knows what he's doing but not really and then pickles as the mother who actually knows what they're doing😂

  • @popisdeadisagoodsong9997
    @popisdeadisagoodsong9997 Год назад +5

    I just..I can’t over Nathan’s ‘During…during…duuurring…UHHHHHHHHHHH…’ That stuff just KILLS me…

  • @ankarstian
    @ankarstian Год назад +13

    In terms of raw intelligence, Murderface might actually be the most intelligent member of Dethklok. He has skills as a notary and a somewhat decent knowledge of history (and he is most definetly a great speller there is no evidence to the contrary). Note that in terms of emotional intelligence and competence, Murderface is most definetly the least intelligent member of Dethklok. Unsure how smart Skwisgaar and Toki really are. They might be the next Henrik Ibsen or Gunnar Gunnarsson and just be saddled with a poor undertanding of English. The most competent member of Dethklok is Pickles though Nathan's around the same level of competence.

  • @skyleruballe2265
    @skyleruballe2265 5 месяцев назад +1

    The way he says body bag gets me every single time XD

  • @stevesparta4995
    @stevesparta4995 Год назад +4

    We needed at least three more seasons of this show.

  • @mrpresident8546
    @mrpresident8546 2 года назад +6

    Smart to dumb:
    Pickles, Murderface, Toki, Skwisgaar, Nathan

  • @TheHolderOfTheStory
    @TheHolderOfTheStory 2 года назад +7

    They’re not dumb they just time traveled too much

  • @erintheanxious
    @erintheanxious Год назад +6

    i feel like at this point, Pickles is definitely the smartest but just goes along with the rest of the band's antics cause he finds it funny

  • @JordonThomas707
    @JordonThomas707 5 месяцев назад +1

    "Rotted body landslide!" Next retail job i quit im using that.

  • @jaykay8144
    @jaykay8144 2 года назад +10

    Dumbest to smartest……Murderface, then Toki, Squisgar, Pickles, and Nathan

  • @TheHolderOfTheStory
    @TheHolderOfTheStory 2 года назад +5

    hövercröuft

  • @thenecrojamie938
    @thenecrojamie938 2 года назад +6

    Yes, but it's actually those idiots are funny. I love it😆😆👍

  • @juuicebocks
    @juuicebocks Месяц назад

    rewatching the first scene makes me cry bc im already three seasons in and i haven't watched the first episode since almost a year ago-

  • @TrenchcoatNinja3
    @TrenchcoatNinja3 2 года назад +2

    He's like a plantations, but the slaves is our friends."
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Brandelwyn
    @Brandelwyn Год назад +3

    9:26 I love this guy

  • @filmsfoodie
    @filmsfoodie Год назад +1

    Drunk Toki is just too much. What the @#$k are we going to do know? @#$k

  • @gustavochavarria8161
    @gustavochavarria8161 Год назад +1

    7:56 It sounded cool.
    Also at 12:43 perfectly gives a reponse to what Nintendo has done to Smash Ultimate's DLC being wasted.

  • @genequist3859
    @genequist3859 2 года назад +6

    Oh I gots the hit in the balls with a train cinder block blues

  • @cosmicsunshines
    @cosmicsunshines Месяц назад +1

    did pickles have the most education or am I tripping

  • @HarbingerOfBattle
    @HarbingerOfBattle 2 года назад +2

    Oh look! Firecrackers!

  • @luisgonzalez-ii3gc
    @luisgonzalez-ii3gc 10 месяцев назад +2

    "Regular Jack-offs" has always been a clutch insult for me, and im a regular jack-off 😂🎉🎉🎉

  • @HAHApunk..
    @HAHApunk.. Год назад

    How much I love them is how much they are dumbasses (which is infinite 💀🙏

  • @TheNJ93487
    @TheNJ93487 7 месяцев назад +1

    And I mean, what the hell wrong with them, too?

  • @user-qq9xu9le5u
    @user-qq9xu9le5u 4 месяца назад

    is like a plantations but the slaves is our friends :)

  • @mitchelltheawesome1
    @mitchelltheawesome1 2 года назад +3

    Hot take, but I'm gonna go with Skwisgaar.

  • @docthemetalfreak
    @docthemetalfreak 2 года назад +3

    they make me n my idiot friendz look far more intelligent by comparison. well almost.

  • @yonehkura
    @yonehkura Месяц назад

    You know everybody im fairly new to metalacolypse as me and my boyfriend watch it together. I have a kinda differing view of whose the smartest in ranking of dethklok. I definitely agree that pickles is one of the smartest. but hes very prone to alcoholism and drug abuse as well, which is more than we can say for the other band members besides Toki, who had a big alcoholic episode and the other band members who drink for "fun". Or like Nathan, when he's nervous before a stage. Pickles would def be the smartest on the roster for me if not for his frequent alcoholism habit. In fact he still might be. Lots of people in comments make good points about Toki and Gar that theyre behind a language barrier (along with gilf addiction and alcoholism) so it makes us hesitant to say theyre smarter than the rest. People also keep saying Murderface is the last, but I'd ctually argue Nathan. My rating goes as follows,
    1. Pickles or Gar, depending on alcohol consumed, also removing Gar's obsession with gilfs***!!
    2. Toki, toki is put here because without his alcoholism he is on par with pickles emotional and general common sense
    4. Murderface or Nathan, both share this spot especially if Nathan has had a couple drinks. Murderface has random facts about things and survivalist intelligence but other than that hes not much. Nathan could not answer any questions on his high school test and was surprised when he heard about that, as if he thought he did finish it. The creator even made fun of him for being stupid, working at dimmu burger. 😂 I love them all but even in their rankings they dont have much difference in intelligence. You could potentially count each type of intelligence each one has and rank them as such.

  • @Njc0903
    @Njc0903 2 года назад

    Keep up the classic mentorships of my youth. Thanks for the great video

  • @tedmich
    @tedmich 2 месяца назад

    Definitely Murderface

  • @AnglandAlamehnaSwedish
    @AnglandAlamehnaSwedish 2 года назад +3

    Love this show

  • @worldmonstrosity502
    @worldmonstrosity502 8 месяцев назад

    I easily relate to Pickles

  • @DanteReyesPolymath
    @DanteReyesPolymath 8 месяцев назад

    Nathan explosions speaks French with pickle the drummer!!!

  • @genequist3859
    @genequist3859 2 года назад +5

    You gots to spell right to be a speller!

  • @eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063
    @eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063 2 года назад

    That quotto puke sound lol

  • @CodiciaGreed
    @CodiciaGreed 11 месяцев назад

    BRUTAL

  • @deptusmechanikus7362
    @deptusmechanikus7362 2 года назад +2

    food library

  • @AdrianMartinez-en1nb
    @AdrianMartinez-en1nb 6 месяцев назад

    Well if they're idiots then how do they save the world in the movie without screwing everything up?

  • @justineaton6386
    @justineaton6386 8 месяцев назад

    :43 Was that a Mayhem reference?

  • @namemcnamerton4249
    @namemcnamerton4249 2 года назад

    Joel and friends

  • @dperl5640
    @dperl5640 7 месяцев назад

    Gotta say it.. Why add these dumb captions? It is a good video and speaks for itself. Why do "content creators" and I use that term loosely feel the need to try and be creative on videos like this? Unnecessary and as usual not only isn't funny but doesn't add anything. Just takes away from the video itself

    • @justfandomtings
      @justfandomtings  7 месяцев назад

      Cry about it. 💅

    • @Flaming_opossum
      @Flaming_opossum 6 месяцев назад

      Then don't watch the video lol

    • @dperl5640
      @dperl5640 6 месяцев назад

      @@Flaming_opossum lol that is the point! Alot of people who would normally watch it won't! I know it is a hard concept for you but try and think it through lol

    • @Flaming_opossum
      @Flaming_opossum 6 месяцев назад

      @dperl5640 well maybe it isn't for the people who would normally watch it. The creator just does it the way they want, maybe it's not content specifically for you