As born an breed New Yorker, the struggle on the trains is real , all u wanna do is get where u trying to get with out no weird, crazy or volatile stuff going on around u or too u
My favorite thing about the subway is the "see something, say something" signs. Like, what level of weird constitutes suspicious? How crazy does shit have to get before you report it?
No it is not! I'm NYC born and raised, and this does not happen everyday. I ride the train Monday to Friday. I be looking for this goofy mess just to say I saw it.
Here in Los Angeles taking a bus from downtown is kinda like this. Dad did not pick us up on time once so mom and I rode one of those buses. My parents almost got divorced.🤣
I hit it on the weekends and it is really sad. Ppl aren’t taking their meds, or they’re on the wrong ones, or quite possibly, they are beyond the easy street of repair. Sadly, mental health is a terrible thing to lose, and all of these people have families worried to death(or the drugs and damage from the drugs has exited them from any future family relationships). I’m beyond tears myself, but I still cry. Life can be sad and then get worse. 😢
Babylon is Fallen, is Fallen, and is now become the cage of EVERY UNCLEAN SPIRIT. Come out of her my people, that ye be not partakers of her iniquity...
Hahahaha, his poor tote bag lol! 🤣 OMG this was too funny! 😂 You couldn't PAY me to ride a NY subway! 🤪 I stopped riding the one in my city that was NOWHERE near as bad as NY! I just got tired of smelling pizz and being next to people who don't bathe! 🤮
Damn… I’m from Harlem… and I’m ashamed to say that all of this is true 🤣🤣🤣. I’ve witnessed most of this myself… just not the bathing on the train though 🤣
Парень , приезжай к нам в Россию, в Санкт-Петербург, Москву. У нас очень красивое и чистое метро, никаких крыс и бомжей нет. И только два пола- мужчины и женщины. Хотя геи и лесбиянки тоже имеются, но это их дело, они живут спокойно своей жизнью и никто ни к кому не лезет. А в спортзалах много красивых и здоровых людей.
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why I would NEVER take the train. One dude was making out with a rat, one person was scratching their itchy butthole on a pole that people use their hands to hold on to, one woman was digging up her nose...just too much nasty shit.
The US empire is definitely crumbling with bankruptcy, uncontrolled immigration, never -ending failed wars, social degeneracy, etc… just a few decades left. The Roman empire lived through such changes before its collapse!
Only fake part of this video is that bag would have been stolen first time he dropped it. Everything else, sadly is 💯real.🤦🏾♀️
That's so sad😢
😂😂😂😂
😨😨😨😨😨
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Reallllyyy!!!!
This is toooo baaadddd!!!
These are actual events.
As a native New Yorker when riding public transportation, you must be prepared for anything!!!!
As born an breed New Yorker, the struggle on the trains is real , all u wanna do is get where u trying to get with out no weird, crazy or volatile stuff going on around u or too u
𝙁𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙨! 🤣
Very true
I feel for kids who have to hold those poles😢🤮
I thought this video is for fun purpose but it seems it happens in real 😂😂😂😂
@@SHUDHdesii I'm from NY and everything in this video is true New York City is 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nyc...where you learn to ignore and dodge the nut jobs and focus on your money. Why do you think we walk so damn fast😂😂😂😂
Ohhhh.😂😂😂😂
Must be very sad to live in there!
Hahahaaaaaa
I had to live out of a hotel for like 3 months working in NYC and the thangs I saw on the trains…
Traumatized me…
My favorite thing about the subway is the "see something, say something" signs. Like, what level of weird constitutes suspicious? How crazy does shit have to get before you report it?
😂😂😂
ikr?!😂😂😂😂😂 id be like police?! yes! stay on the phone with me! im in the nyc subway! theres everything going on! everywhere!😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@TRUMPeterswan1624same! 😂
LOL! Dam you'd be calling 24/7 then lol! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He forgot to say this was all on a Monday, just wait until the weekend, things really start to " kick off" then, welcome to NYC!🤣👀
The microwave man caught me off guard. 😂
Lol
Me too LOL! 🤣
Aaww sorry, we New Yorkers didn't even notice!
OMG I love your channel. I stumbled across it and I can’t get enough. You make me laugh and smile. Great job. Thank you. 😂😂😂😊
Thank you ☺️
I'm a life long New Yorker. This is exactly why I do not take the subway 😂
Awwww it's fun down there it was so cold we wanted to Stay down there and people watch. It is a trip.
lol 😂
New York is a wild & crazy place 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Born and raised in NYC and still live here, none of this surprises me. NYC is one big ass circus, comedy show and asylum all in one😮
Oh wow really?? 😅😅 people in the station and trains are really just either fed up or very tolerable lol 😅 since it's the norm. Oh goodness 😅
@@misselle1430 It's just plain ordinary days. I'm 56 so believe me when I say, compared to the 70's and 80's in the Village, this is pretty mild.
@@reign7940lmao the village. They still be on another planet down there lol
just add migrants😂
As an NYC commuter, i can confirm this is everyday reality.🤣🤣🤣
And I thought us English people was nuts 😂.
No it is not! I'm NYC born and raised, and this does not happen everyday. I ride the train Monday to Friday. I be looking for this goofy mess just to say I saw it.
😅
I have not laughed so much in a long time. This bought tears to my eyes 😅😅😅, literally.
Yeah that's true, people in New York would be acting in public lobbies as if they were in their own living room at home, used to find that weird.
That's why i will stay in Africa😂😂😂😂
can i come?😂
@@TRUMPeterswan1624 yes you can
As born and raised in New York, I can confirm there are aliens among us and other random weirdos.
You said that right!
Of course🤣🤣🤣
Here in Los Angeles taking a bus from downtown is kinda like this. Dad did not pick us up on time once so mom and I rode one of those buses. My parents almost got divorced.🤣
😂😂😂😂😂❤
😂😆🤣
I love this guy's sketches. He's a really funny man. He deserves recognition
Lol , New York city is the mecca of crazy for real .😂
I want some of his life,he seemingly never have dull moments.
Careful what you wish for
th train station u mean
@@chivragunath7804 it's still better.than alot of places
Just take the train on any given day
When the Aliens land they best not choose new york city because no one will notice. 👽 👽 👽 👽 👽
1 of them is an actual alien hiding in plain sight.
Lol
It's all 100% real folks, I saw things in N.Y. I will never forget, BUT !!! It's exciting, and I won't be going back
I’m from London and I’ve been to NY now about 4 times and sadly this is very accurate as I’ve seen most of this in person …
But why though?! These weirdos literally scared the heck outta my Nigerian brother😂
I love your emotional expressions 😂😂😂😂
U can always tell when someone isn't from NYC 🗽 this stuff don't phase us we keep it moving 😂😂
Yep!!
Read the news ✅
Finnish off a coffee and bagel✅
And keep it moving ✅
Wow!!!!! Sad but true. It's Showtime on the subways MTA. Expect anything!😮😮😮
The NY train station is the only place you see literal aliens. Is like the twilight zone.
I hit it on the weekends and it is really sad. Ppl aren’t taking their meds, or they’re on the wrong ones, or quite possibly, they are beyond the easy street of repair. Sadly, mental health is a terrible thing to lose, and all of these people have families worried to death(or the drugs and damage from the drugs has exited them from any future family relationships). I’m beyond tears myself, but I still cry. Life can be sad and then get worse. 😢
That's a whole lifetime worth of trauma in just four minutes. No cap.
That's about right!!! I 'm from NY 🗽 and I approve this message.
lol, after this, Mike's first time riding the NY subway is also his last.
New York Subway where the Aliens are more normal than the Humans.
Babylon is Fallen, is Fallen, and is now become the cage of EVERY UNCLEAN SPIRIT. Come out of her my people, that ye be not partakers of her iniquity...
Whoever produced this, good job! To the tote bag guy too LMAO!!! 👍🏼💯 🤣🤣
I'm new in your channel...OMG you are the best!!! 😂😂😂😂
Thank you 😊
I wouldn't be dropping my bag on the floor, who knows what microscopic horrors the bag will pick up?
I'm never touching a hand rail in New York again 😐
If u really live in NY, u already know not to! Haha
They walk among us.😳😱🤦🏾♀️😬
Real life, " in NY city" anything possible.
No cliché. 😂😂😂🎉.
Jajaja 😂😂😂😂!!... Éstos videos son una "avalancha de risas" jajaja... Muchas gracias por hacerme la tarde señor Mike!... Saludos desde Lima Perú!
This is hilarious....I'll take the back country roads any day. Those cows and animals look a lot better than the animals on this train. 🤣🤣🤗
I’m a native New Yorker and this is spot on 💯🤷🏽♀️he left a lot out tho
Newyork needs to be one Netflix unlimited series
Yeah, the Twilight Show 2023.
You liable to see anything on those NY trains, don't be alarmed. It's normal.
I'm from Brooklyn so I should have warned you about the subway system. But to be fair, I have never seen these things either. LMAO LMAO!
The pool ....REALLY...OMG🤭🤭🤭🤭😆😆😆😆😆 The rest is typical NYC...🎉
You are crazier than those deranged people on the train. The expression on your face is priceless 😂
I can’t stop laughing!! 😂😁🤣
😂😂😂hilarious...but man do we have a long way to go as a species lmaoo
Lol the booty pole scratcher and the rat on the man sleep on the train along wit ALL the other stuff goin on in NYC was def real
Hahahaha, his poor tote bag lol! 🤣 OMG this was too funny! 😂 You couldn't PAY me to ride a NY subway! 🤪 I stopped riding the one in my city that was NOWHERE near as bad as NY! I just got tired of smelling pizz and being next to people who don't bathe! 🤮
Well somebody has to keep, those poles clean 😂 🤭😂
This why the TMNT where able to blend in they didn't even need to hide in the sewers! 😊
Yeah that's too much crazy..but that's everywhere florida,las Vegas, California EVERYWHERE...and it's sad😢 & Disturbing
Baby I lived here all my life nothing seems to surprise you here. 🤷🏾♀️😂😂😂💯👍🏾You never seen it all.
❤❤❤❤❤Omygosh mi Tía still between NY and PR and says the same thing😂
Обожаю ролики этого мужчины. Всегда заставляют улыбаться)
bonjour Monsieur c'est un plaisir de regarder vos vidéos 😂😂 je suis française merci de nous faire rire.😂😂😂
I'm a native New Yorker and I wouldn't go back there for all the money in the world 🤪😝🤮😬
Oh no. Come back. The city is in a state of mourning.
@@TheBusyJane That city is in a state of madness 🤪🫨🥴😵💫😵🤯
You are not alone; this happens in DC, too!!!!!!!!!
Honestly, is NY really like that????? Is all kind of crazy going on like that in real day life?????
YES, lived there 4+ years, Saw many things like that and more...
Hel😂l yeah I'm from the BX moved to NJ and work in NY. I get so mentally exhausted from the craziness.
@@stackmosayless-1669prayers for u. I still live in the brinx!😢😅
Absolutely. Some are crazy and some are faking for attention. Either way, don't give them a dollar. 😂😂😂
Hahahahhahaha this remains me of my husband having his own first shock at NewYork train😂😂😂😂😂😂
So I’m guessing he never made it to his destination with all the u-turns he made 😭
I’ll never ride New York subways 🙅🏽♀️😂😭
Damn… I’m from Harlem… and I’m ashamed to say that all of this is true 🤣🤣🤣. I’ve witnessed most of this myself… just not the bathing on the train though 🤣
Dang I'm from NY as well and the things folks do there is mind blowing, that's why I barely rode the train
This just cured me of ever wanting to take public transit in New York City when I funally visit there!! 🤣😜💯
Its in many states. Cause of addiction.
You are better off taking an uber/lyft type ride.
I will never visit there, can't be sure what buttcrack got scratched on what pole or park bench or door handle or....!
You must take public transit. It's a right of passage to say you have experienced NYC!
@@Nyx_999xdo u know who that driver is?? Same difference!
@@ebonylady7103exactly!
The moral of the story is Don't take the train while in New York 😂
It's NYC. Everybody is putting on a show, and only the new ones are watching and reacting.
Shit I'm a New Yorker . Smh I can't defend it lol.
I guess it's safe to say that riding the train NYC is definitely a experience 🤣🤣!! This is hilarious Thanks for Sharing🩵🙏🏽🩵
You have to see it to believe it!
Well done sir! I respect the tub guy for bathing himself. He had to put the raft somewhere. I hope the pole licking guy got himself checked for worms.
😂He now has EVERY disease known to man😂😂😂
Only in NEW YORK CITY 😅😅😅😅
Some the best free entertainment is down under the ground of nyc 🤣
The bag has seen it all 😂😂😂😂
What a traumatic journey man! 😀😁😂😃😄😅😉😀😁😂😃😄😅😉😀😁😂😃😄😅😆
For real dammmm!!!! 🤣😷🤢😖
That Uncle Remus laugh in the background is AWESOME!
I’m disgusted, like I won’t want any part of the train to touch me lol
Fantastic production of weird mad crazy and I loved it all!😂
This is so hilarious !!! we are living in a crazy world with lots of outrageous things to see...never a dull moment..i.❤ it..
What a nightmare. He takes every train but they keep bringing him back to union square.
Lol, I caught that too.
Funny as hell yes give him his flowers 😂🌹 and roses yo the microwave on his head talking hahaha 🤣😂🤣😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉
Ppl out here taking “living on the streets” to a whole nother level😳😳
This man’s reactions are so funny!
I'm from Long Island and this video is sadly true
Long Island is not New York! I'm sitting here in the middle ofmadness, it's called The Bronx! Welcome to NY!
I would never go to New York , but this is the best video, I have ever seen 😮
NYC is a bucket list city!
NY is definitely different..I'm from across the water..NJ..Annnndd yea..New Yorkers be wildin😂
The bag would’ve been gone the first time, but in that order
As a Californian, something gives me the impression that these are the tame moments. 😂
Парень , приезжай к нам в Россию, в Санкт-Петербург, Москву. У нас очень красивое и чистое метро, никаких крыс и бомжей нет. И только два пола- мужчины и женщины. Хотя геи и лесбиянки тоже имеются, но это их дело, они живут спокойно своей жизнью и никто ни к кому не лезет. А в спортзалах много красивых и здоровых людей.
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why I would NEVER take the train. One dude was making out with a rat, one person was scratching their itchy butthole on a pole that people use their hands to hold on to, one woman was digging up her nose...just too much nasty shit.
I'm worried about you America😇
Please pray for us. And I’m not even religious.
The US empire is definitely crumbling with bankruptcy, uncontrolled immigration, never -ending failed wars, social degeneracy, etc… just a few decades left.
The Roman empire lived through such changes before its collapse!
This is one of the best I’ve seen I’m definitely not going to New York now!!! 😂
It's not representative, it's for humor.
I love the way you have the look on your face when you see crazy things..THIS IS THE TRUE NEW YORK LIVE..ENJOY
Hell on earth has risen😮
That is some nasty shit to be licking the pole on the subway 🤢😂😂😂
You see the weirdest shit on the subway! 😮 that's why I try to stay off of them
I Haven't been down there in about 20 years! Naw I'm good! And our subway wasn't as bad as NY! 😱
@dglorious1269 yup me too, almost 25yrs for me. Too confusing and too dangerous.
@@dglorious1269where is your subway located?
This is hilarious.. 😅
Crying from laughing sooo hard best video EVER😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Soooooo, what's the problem 🤔🤔?? Every STATE has their own personal issues. Don't come for mine!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm never going to visit N.Y. I'll try a different state. Plus I'm petrified of rats✝️🙏🏽🙏🏼
Ok this is funny as hell!