"entertainment" yea sure , thats why their entertainment is politically correct copy pasted slop filled with microtransactions to the brim , when they were making money they were a company selling a product , now that they`re screwed they all of a sudden have a passion and make "entertainment"
Nothing says diversity like making all lesbian characters have short boyish hair and making all the black characters have dreadlocks/ killmonger haircut
@@mogalixirI say it was about time, the fact he was fooling both westerners AND japanese people, telling two versions of the same story shows that he is no true historian at all.
They still fked up aliens colonial marine. NEVER FORGET. They still have shysty goals to deliver low budget, high gross games they are just experimenting with it till they find the least pushback. I've been telling everyone this since mass effect 3
Now you know why covid happened as well as the riots in bigger cities. Both of those thing brought many properties down in value or had their businesses sold at a lower price by big companies that act as proxies for China.
You must be tarded because they're minority shareholders 😂 I forget most of games coming from china are woke ah wait it's western games from western studios that are like that😂
8:47 Excuse me Gundam, it's "Trans-Generation-al sex," as in, sex between people of different generations. And since no one needs help writing middle-aged people having sex with older people, they're probably talking about sex between old and young. We need to search Ubi's hard drives is what I'm saying
@@SKULL0fD3ATH. indies are thriving because many are made by tight knit smaller dev teams with a clear vision that arent screwed up by the bigger companies and can affort to make a good game , not a product created to just take as much money from you as it can
For me the whole point of Assassin's Creed is that you're supposed to have a character that BLENDS in society to avoid suspicion. Also having a character to move around in samurai armor as an assassin defeats its premise...
That premise even made sense in why our characters aren't real people because they blended with the crowd and were just a random person to historians. Yasuke being an assassin makes no sense since supposedly we are watching the players ancestors, Yasuke is famous(somewhat), any offspring would be hunted by the templars, or would have to live hiding from everyone. Plus what 4thsurviver said, hard to blend in when your're basically the only black person.
I'm a bit late, and don't take it as defending the game, but : They kinda did a precedent for it (defeating the premise) in... Assassin's Creed Syndicate, where you played the London Twins : Jacob and Evie. They both had differents "skill trees", and while the story was overall the same you had a different approach of situations. That's the same (according to some rumors) for Shadows. Yasuke as a Samurai would have a more upfront/brawler kind of gameplay. Naoe as a Ninja (Assassin ?) would incarnate the Stealth gameplay. Now, if you want to ask "why make a game named Assassin's Creed and one of the characters isn't an Assassin".. I don't know, I don't really care (I got burned on UbiSoft bland games almost a decade ago). I would assume that's propably because they have 0 integrity, felt pigeonned in the stealth niche and wanted to do action games now. (proof being they don't do GhostRecon/SplinterCell games).
It's okay, all the closet bigot white saviors on twitter don't game anyway, they just glom onto the next thing to complain about like the clout goblins they are.
I miss the old days before every debate dialed the chutzpah up to 11. These days it's, "voice actors for black characters must be black! I need to see myself in the game! I need consultants to inject my politics in the script!" "How about the game not crash, have a good story, you know, basic standards?!" "STOP DEMANDING GAME COMPANIES CATER TO YOU! YOU'RE JUST A MINORITY!"
Sad thing is Yasuke could have worked in that setting as a historical side character like Da vinci and the Borgias were. They weren't satisfied with inclusion, they wanted domination.
A real Japanese samurai as the male protagonist and Yasuke as the supporting character would have been perfect. Like a mini-boss alongside Nobunaga. Turn ally later on.
That's how it was supposed to be originally I believe. They already had an male Japanese monk as a protagonist so they mustve have yasuke as a side character then they changed it.
You can't become a Samurai in mere months. He only spent 18 months in Japan, total. If Yasuke existed at all, he was a novelty, and, at most, acted as a sword-bearer (squire) - poorly.
@rocketpigrecords3719 exactly! Samurai were like knights in Europe you had to be born into the families. Also my favorite from these people is when they use his inclusion in Samurai Warriors 5 like that's a gacha. Completely ignoring the fact that Miyamoto Musashi was in those games and he was born in 1584. After Nobunaga's death and Yasuke left Japan smh with these people.
If you don't hire the best, don't be surprised when you can't maintain your former reputation. The employees they're taking on can't carry a company of this size and expected quality.
I like to double down with woke people; "There were black samurai you bigot!" "What do you mean? All Samurai were black..." Out-woke them, it pisses them off somehow.
My grandma said no matter what they tell you in college, Oda Nobunaga was black. There was a clan called Obama, so Barack was our first African and Asian president.
The best part is the games aren't even bad ideas usually. They just rush them out the door and the poor performance and lack of content always makes everyone hate it. First impressions matter and these companies have forgotten entirely
9:00 it says transGenerational sex. meaning sex between people of completely different generations. Meaning its the latest attempt to normalise pdf files
"Meaning its the latest attempt to normalise pdf files" It's depressing how few people see that this was _always_ the end goal of pushing all the LGHDTV BS to begin with. Move the goalposts on where morality is until nothing, no matter how evil or degenerate, is deemed to be morally (or legally) wrong.
Seeing this collapse and the recent story about how Paradox has basically resigned themselves to VTM:B2 being a failure may be the _actual_ first indicators that the will to keep squelching out SJWslop is finally declining.
Now I want to see an Assassin's Creed-style game set in French-colonized Vietnam, where you play as a Vietnamese assassin taking care of the French (make the main villain named Yves)
Well Ubisoft CEO said gamers should get comfortable to not own their games, I just never thought Ubisoft will achieve this goal by bankrupting themselves...
Another thing that makes this situation all the funnier, is the fact that Ubisoft can't for the life of them make up their minds about whether the game is historically accurate or not. It seems that the historical accuracy of the game changes depending on what's convenient for Ubisoft at the moment.
Well tbf,assassin's creed was always in that grey area of accurate but also completely not. But its always been the event's and areas were mostly accurate ans what the characters did is almost always complete bs
11:41 is it ironic to just me that the "monetization director" seems upset people who play games don't like a game....yet his job is literally been the bane of gaming since the inception of battle passes. like I may be ignorant but that title sounds like he's in charge of microtransactions in games and how they're implemented....so if no one buys the game, no one buys his stupid ideas for extra money...seems maddening to criticize the people your job is literally to cater to and attract for long term
sweet baby "creative" writer: "yeah so like so like so like so like so like so like yeah so like yeah the games like actually really well like reciceved like so yeah." Definatly not hired for being a degen or ethnic. No sirree. That is solid gold prose right there. Like.
“How does it feel to live long enough to watch all of your favorite franchises go down in flames?” “It feels great” *laughter* The last great AC game was black flag.
For a time I was lamenting that there hasn't been a new Splinter Cell game since 2010, but the last few years have shown me that was a blessing in disguise.
Funny enough black flag was the last one I bought. I haven’t played a lot of it yet, as I still need to beat revelations and 3, and I wanna do em in order but life and other new non series games have been distracting me (like Voices of the Void). I did enjoy what I played though.
I mean, they wanted to keep releasing bad game after bad game, and not to mention, almost every launch they’re filled with a ton of bugs. So, they’d rather please the investors instead of the people buying their games. Which in this case, not too many people are
Ever see actual Japanese Samurai Armor IRL? It has Steel Plates woven into it & it is HEAVY! It can be around 80 lbs for an average Japanese size male. So for Samurai Stanley, it's probably around 120 lbs. You telling me he is going to do Parkour of 18th Century Japanese style houses? He would fall through the roof. This is what happens when Programmers sit indoors all day & do nothing but code & go to DEI meetings.
Man I remember the first time I discovered Assassin’s Creed on PS3. I dreamed of a Japanese based AC game as a Shinobi. Franchise had me in a chokehold. Oh how it has fallen from grace 😢
@@lua2wood "Help us Joji,you're our only hope" lol. If someone with good editing skills can do that scene with Leia and an AI voice over of her, I'd find that hilarious.
The Japanese streamer clip Checking Ubisoft site for "Japan native translator" job in their job portal page but their prefer location is in mainland china is enough telling for me on the whole thing for AC shadow lol
Gundam, I'm so glad your channel exists. You give these church sycophants the proper (dis-)respect and tone of voice they embody, because they've never heard of the golden rule unless you beat it in their face in the form of a giant pill.
@@Cosmonaughtcaimenimma have to disagree this one time, if anything it's whoever designs the world's should be the one getting promoted because it's basically the only thing they got going for them. It's whoever is in charge of the writing and level design should be the ones getting the boot.
Sorched earth on Ubisoft is more than a cheap laugh. It's a strong signal to companies willing to trade costumers and principles for ESG money and "modern audiences". It says: "this is what awaits you in the end".
btw ghost of tushima had at least one bi main charakter , lady masako. does the game shove it down your throat? no . is being bi her only "charakter trait" ? no. so even in the aspect of "lgbtq reprensatation" is ghost of tushima worlds above.
@@gs4011 she is and she has her weak moments, its almost like a strong women dont have to be 100% perfect in everything. but to be fair they all are strong charakters, even kenji has his heart one the right place.. kinda
If before 2016 you had asked me if I would ever laugh hysterically at a company going under, REALLY drawing joy from employees losing their jobs, the dreams destroyed, tears in their face, I would have said, “nah man, why would I do that?”. Ubisoft: Hold my controller 😂😂😂
Lmao, “expected to be disappointed by Disney era Star Wars”. So now they’re admitting they’re terrible I guess. These people lie about everything then pretend they were on the right side the whole time…
Ubisoft needs to get comfortable with me not buying their games
Месяц назад+4
When your main focus is on "representation" and you base narrative and design decisions on superficial and irrelevant details like race, sexuality, "gender identity," then you are NOT an _entertainment-first_ company…
I remember a guy said that Yasuke was a good pick because it would be "less generic" than having another Japanese guy. Those were his literal words. I course thanked him for letting me know Japanese men are generic.
They're pretty generic in Japan. Just about as generic Chinese men are in China, and black men are in Africa 😅 WTF are they on about, honestly? It's not the race that makes your main character stick out, it's the attributes you give to them. Meet Leon S. Kennedy, a white man, muscular, blonde! He's generic as fck, isn't he? But, you know what makes him interesting, aren't you? Not his race, right? 😂
I think it's hilarious that Ubislop thought Black players would want to play a game about Feudal Japan as a Black character while a HipHop infused score plays during battles...How incredibly insulting to not only Japanese gamers, but Black gamers as well.
Feudal Japan: a place filled with art, war, the samurai, upheaval, violence, love, betrayal, and revolution. Ubisoft: "ok how can we add black people to it?"
9:50 Heinlein did something akin to this in Starship Troopers, twice. The main character is named Johnny Rico. When he reports to OCS, is revealed that this is a nickname when he meets his father in the replacement depot, and that his name is actually Juan and his fathers name is Emilio (I don't think his mother's name is ever said, Johnny referred to her as mother). Right at the end of the book, it's revealed that Rico is most likely Filipino. He speaks a phrase in Tagalog, indicating that this was the language used in his home growing up.
The thing is if they didn’t make him black, who would’ve complained it’s not like this was San Andreas and you made them a white guy. This was Japan. We were expecting a Japanese man.
Ubisoft was finished the moment they pulled that "Gamers just need to get comfortable not owning their games." BS, it's the rallying cry every single video relating to Ubisoft has in common
Ok I had to start off with the Lumen ad. I thought 'how can a device tell your fitness by your breath?' because CONTEXT is my new favourite word. So it measures your metabolic state by analysing the carbon dioxide levels in your breath. This is based on the principle that when your body primarily burns fats for fuel, it produces less co2 compared to when it burns carbohydrates.... So yea, not so much interested in the product myself, but interesting to know something new. Anyway, now to watch the rest of the video haha.
This is the modern games industry. Too stupid and arrogant to actually listen to their playerbase, and more concerned with groups of DEI nobodies trying to push preaching and agenda. Let it burn. If they won't learn feom these mistakes, let there's nothing to save. Vote with your wallet, folks! The consumers have all of the power!
I'm never gonna get tired of someone trying to sell me a product I don't want and then blaming me for not buying it, honestly has some "kid throwing a temper tantrum" vibes to it.
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oh booyy,, gundo.
Teipple Aids are the worst
take a Lunchly ad
You should be BANNED 🚫
shoutout to @dashblue and his drunk wife for their great video
"We are an entertainment first company and don't push any specific agenda"
Our tests have determined that was a lie
"It doesn't matter if it was honest or not, it was an answer."
- DarkSydeUbisoft
and it wasnt even a simple lie, that could be disproven. They want all in on "I dont care what anyone says my grandma said x" in terms of history.
All that statement said to me is that they are following multiple agendas that point in the same direction.
"We don't pushy any specific agenda"
*>Literally runs a mentorship program that specifically only hires women and non-binary individuals*
"entertainment" yea sure , thats why their entertainment is politically correct copy pasted slop filled with microtransactions to the brim , when they were making money they were a company selling a product , now that they`re screwed they all of a sudden have a passion and make "entertainment"
Nothing says diversity like making all lesbian characters have short boyish hair and making all the black characters have dreadlocks/ killmonger haircut
Those tropes are reused so much I consider it a stereotype at this point
We need super hot long haired lesbians
@@pyroflare7774 no. We don't need them at all. I'm tired of their overrepresentation
Yeah and I'm sure those people from feudal Japan knew how to tie dreadlocks, which I might add didn't even exists.
Because they never had any creativity or imagination. They just have a series of boxes they wanna tick, and the rest comes as an afterthought.
“I had nothing to do with it!”
Dude who made his whole career off of blackwashing Nippon history 😂
Gotta bring in bacon
To be fair he just wanted a quiet life of race grifting with no one cross checking. Ubisoft put a spotlight on his scam.
he's afraid because he's getting back lash and fears loosing his credibility which is largely based on a lie :D
@@mogalixirI say it was about time, the fact he was fooling both westerners AND japanese people, telling two versions of the same story shows that he is no true historian at all.
@@SammEater
He wasn’t a historian AT ALL. He was an English teacher. He’s the equivalent of a fan fiction writer
13% percent of the black samurais commit 52% percent of Samuraing.
FACTS
Who killed these soldiers? The one black guy in Japan. Oh. Very assassin like.
It's more like 65%
ain't nothin to it- bushido rap made me do it...
Usual suspects ...@@batboy555
Ubisoft disrespected Japan so much that Sega went and made a Yakuza pirate game that already looks a 100 times better than Skull and Bones
🥊💎 Sega: Fine...I'll do it myself
They still fked up aliens colonial marine.
NEVER FORGET.
They still have shysty goals to deliver low budget, high gross games they are just experimenting with it till they find the least pushback. I've been telling everyone this since mass effect 3
Can I have that one that sounds really fire
Not the Majima game i expected, but certainly the one i need.
@@ingamingpc1634 It's called Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii and it's coming out in 2025 february 28
Ubisoft used Representation.
Ubisoft has hurt itself in confusion.
Gamers use Wallet Closed
It's Super Effective.
Ubisoft fainted.
1 exp gained.
Gamers got $0
for winning!
@@Leturane nop, gamers got "lost $0, due to being a smart buyer" for winning :D
😂
"Ubisoft should get used to not owning any company"
Im already used to not owning their products. I stopped giving them money.
Yes they need to get comfortable with that
Ubisoft should get used to Tencent signing their checks
@@toomuchlove1524 They got sued about sharing with Meta already 😂
@@pasteghost428 even old games
Congratulations to Tencent on their latest acquisition.
Almost as if it was planned out.
Maybe it was the plan all along. Weaken Ubisoft by influencing them to make worse and worse games so they are easy pickings.
Now you know why covid happened as well as the riots in bigger cities. Both of those thing brought many properties down in value or had their businesses sold at a lower price by big companies that act as proxies for China.
I hope all the Ubislop employees have a good level of Mandarin, they're gonna need it lmao.
You must be tarded because they're minority shareholders 😂 I forget most of games coming from china are woke ah wait it's western games from western studios that are like that😂
@@AJ-po6up better if they/them are sent to seek other employment opportunities.
Ubisoft: "STOP MOCKING ME! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!"
Everyone: "Because it's easy and it does a lot of damage."
"Don't make fun of the multi-million dollar company that could hurt their feelings, and that would be mean."
Does estus taste like Ubisoft tears? Because Ubi tears taste so fucking good.
Right down the road
@kanefindlay2549 right down the bye bye!
BANNED 🚫
“What are you doing with my bike, Yasuke?
“What you doing with that loss General Lee?”
@@darkstar9658 What does the American Civil War have to do with AC Shadows or Ubisoft?
@@darkstar9658 Can you say that again without sounding mad? :)
@@JohnDoeWasntTaken what does black peple stealing have to do with AC Shadows or Ubisoft?
@@darkstar9658 Everything, can you read?
Turns out charging hundreds for a subscription service to play a game you won’t even own *wasn’t* a winning strategy.
Fact check, true
when paying for games on steam or xbox/psn store isn't owning them either unfortunately
@@JediCore very different from what Ubi set up.
@@JediCore Not with that attitude, sailor.
-stonks-
8:47 Excuse me Gundam, it's "Trans-Generation-al sex," as in, sex between people of different generations. And since no one needs help writing middle-aged people having sex with older people, they're probably talking about sex between old and young. We need to search Ubi's hard drives is what I'm saying
Saving money has never felt so good.
Ubisoft "just needs to get comfortable" with customers not buying their products.
I mean, all western devs, as well as sony, capcom, and konami, should get comfortable with people not buying their "games."
@@honeybadger6275 wouldn't say all western devs, Indies are thriving like never before.
@@SKULL0fD3ATH. I was referring to aaa devs, indie devs have their own problems though.
@@SKULL0fD3ATH. indies are thriving because many are made by tight knit smaller dev teams with a clear vision that arent screwed up by the bigger companies and can affort to make a good game , not a product created to just take as much money from you as it can
@@SKULL0fD3ATH. Just played The Great Rebellion. Hilarious and a lot of fun. Still finding new guns.
For me the whole point of Assassin's Creed is that you're supposed to have a character that BLENDS in society to avoid suspicion. Also having a character to move around in samurai armor as an assassin defeats its premise...
Armor or no the guy is literally the most conspicuous man in the entire country.
That premise even made sense in why our characters aren't real people because they blended with the crowd and were just a random person to historians.
Yasuke being an assassin makes no sense since supposedly we are watching the players ancestors, Yasuke is famous(somewhat), any offspring would be hunted by the templars, or would have to live hiding from everyone.
Plus what 4thsurviver said, hard to blend in when your're basically the only black person.
I'm a bit late, and don't take it as defending the game, but :
They kinda did a precedent for it (defeating the premise) in... Assassin's Creed Syndicate, where you played the London Twins : Jacob and Evie. They both had differents "skill trees", and while the story was overall the same you had a different approach of situations.
That's the same (according to some rumors) for Shadows.
Yasuke as a Samurai would have a more upfront/brawler kind of gameplay.
Naoe as a Ninja (Assassin ?) would incarnate the Stealth gameplay.
Now, if you want to ask "why make a game named Assassin's Creed and one of the characters isn't an Assassin".. I don't know, I don't really care (I got burned on UbiSoft bland games almost a decade ago).
I would assume that's propably because they have 0 integrity, felt pigeonned in the stealth niche and wanted to do action games now. (proof being they don't do GhostRecon/SplinterCell games).
Samurai Jack gave more respect to Japan than Ubisoft did.
Samurai jack has always been great though
Tartakovsky always does great work. Ubisoft almost never has.
BANNED 🚫
@@RocafellaPlazagone. Forever.
Even samurai jack (a completely fictional character) being casted for shadows would make more sense than Yasuke.
I’m tired of being blamed for having archaic things called standards
Having standards is Alt-Right.
This is not a joke; just an observation.
It's okay, all the closet bigot white saviors on twitter don't game anyway, they just glom onto the next thing to complain about like the clout goblins they are.
I miss the old days before every debate dialed the chutzpah up to 11.
These days it's, "voice actors for black characters must be black! I need to see myself in the game! I need consultants to inject my politics in the script!"
"How about the game not crash, have a good story, you know, basic standards?!"
"STOP DEMANDING GAME COMPANIES CATER TO YOU! YOU'RE JUST A MINORITY!"
@@nisonatic even minority had lost meaning
Japan now remembering why they despised outsiders for a reason:
🇯🇵👉 🤡🌎
They have been for a while, thanks to people like JohnnySomali.
Because they are racist
Every other nation needs to follow suit. Especially U.S. and the U.K.
The word you're looking for is racism. 😂
Sad thing is Yasuke could have worked in that setting as a historical side character like Da vinci and the Borgias were.
They weren't satisfied with inclusion, they wanted domination.
A real Japanese samurai as the male protagonist and Yasuke as the supporting character would have been perfect. Like a mini-boss alongside Nobunaga. Turn ally later on.
That's how it was supposed to be originally I believe. They already had an male Japanese monk as a protagonist so they mustve have yasuke as a side character then they changed it.
That would have been super cool. Trying to take out Oda Nobunaga, but instead having Yasuke come to his defense, maybe even fighting both at once?
You can't become a Samurai in mere months.
He only spent 18 months in Japan, total.
If Yasuke existed at all, he was a novelty, and, at most, acted as a sword-bearer (squire) - poorly.
@rocketpigrecords3719 exactly! Samurai were like knights in Europe you had to be born into the families. Also my favorite from these people is when they use his inclusion in Samurai Warriors 5 like that's a gacha. Completely ignoring the fact that Miyamoto Musashi was in those games and he was born in 1584. After Nobunaga's death and Yasuke left Japan smh with these people.
I swear Ubisoft is not falling fast enough...
If you don't hire the best, don't be surprised when you can't maintain your former reputation. The employees they're taking on can't carry a company of this size and expected quality.
I cant wait for the day CDPR is next
@MerlosTheMad sadly, this is something most developers need to learn. And we just have to wait a couple years while they crash and burn.
Copy paste needs to stop.
No but at least it's entertaining 😂😂😂
"Our game is located in central Africa 300 years ago, and that's why we decided our protagonist should be Chinese. For representation you know.."
Jesus they actually paid money to send someone to Japan to advertise Dustborn... lol what a scam.
Funded by Norwegian taxpayers!
@@fattiger6957 Amazing use of that tax money...
@@fattiger6957 Worse: It's EU taxpayer money.
The problem with modern game development is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
I like to double down with woke people;
"There were black samurai you bigot!"
"What do you mean? All Samurai were black..."
Out-woke them, it pisses them off somehow.
My grandma said no matter what they tell you in college, Oda Nobunaga was black.
There was a clan called Obama, so Barack was our first African and Asian president.
Lol, wait until you hear about "yakub".
It's so effective to ridicule them because they actually believe their lies and gaslighting have truth to it.
OF COURSE all samurai were black! That's why they were all so good at basketball!
It enrages them probably because they don't have any insult in store for that, man I gotta try this out too 😂😂
"Play/make stupid games, win stupid prizes."
The best part is the games aren't even bad ideas usually. They just rush them out the door and the poor performance and lack of content always makes everyone hate it.
First impressions matter and these companies have forgotten entirely
They are not even winning stupid prizes. Lol They just end up losing.
@@poeticsilence047 Losing, in bankruptcy and currently got sued because their Meta business 😂
If it can take a company down a peg-- that's no minority being vocal.
I love that the left has gone back to arguing that minority voices don't matter.
9:00 it says transGenerational sex. meaning sex between people of completely different generations. Meaning its the latest attempt to normalise pdf files
Then one day, for no reason at all, people voted hilter into power.
They just can't stop themselves from promoting people that make the whole community look like I could open them with Adobe. Or a woodchipper...
I do enjoy Gundam's 5th grade reading abilities lmao
They are so sick.
"Meaning its the latest attempt to normalise pdf files"
It's depressing how few people see that this was _always_ the end goal of pushing all the LGHDTV BS to begin with. Move the goalposts on where morality is until nothing, no matter how evil or degenerate, is deemed to be morally (or legally) wrong.
UBISOFT: Get used to not owning our games!
Internet: We got you!
Those clips of the Japanese streamers ripping on AssCred are funny as hell.
It would be funny if it wasn't so pathetic...
@@j.4354 on a scale of 1 to "the walls are made out of rainbow", how high are you right now?
"Yasuke is very strong. He can barge through..."
"Why? If he just removed the wood beam it would open."
I lol'd 😆
Seeing this collapse and the recent story about how Paradox has basically resigned themselves to VTM:B2 being a failure may be the _actual_ first indicators that the will to keep squelching out SJWslop is finally declining.
I want a good VtM:B2 😢
Stanley from the Office dressed as a Samurai is making me laugh so fucking hard.
“It’s called bushido, and it’s art.”
I don't rememb... Oh, right, they made an American version of "The Office".
They did it to European history and I didnt speak because I wasnt European.
Now they came for Asian history.
Now I want to see an Assassin's Creed-style game set in French-colonized Vietnam, where you play as a Vietnamese assassin taking care of the French (make the main villain named Yves)
@@fattiger6957 That would actually be pretty cool.
Apparently you're unaware that Japan has already done that to their own history.
@@frankbandera6591
when ?
Nice
Well Ubisoft CEO said gamers should get comfortable to not own their games, I just never thought Ubisoft will achieve this goal by bankrupting themselves...
Their hearing the Chinese singing, here he comes to save the day! And that's got them spooked.
“Never interrupt your competition when they’re making a grave mistake.” -Tencent
Another thing that makes this situation all the funnier, is the fact that Ubisoft can't for the life of them make up their minds about whether the game is historically accurate or not. It seems that the historical accuracy of the game changes depending on what's convenient for Ubisoft at the moment.
Exactly the same way trans people talk when it comes to biology.
Well tbf,assassin's creed was always in that grey area of accurate but also completely not. But its always been the event's and areas were mostly accurate ans what the characters did is almost always complete bs
Ubisoft failed because the company makes games that's not for gamers.
If it's become a problem, blame gamers, blame anyone other than themselves.
2:30 Joker didn't laugh anyway... My day is ruined, thank you.
Sometimes it's all about anticipa...
Man, I had to stretch my shoulders after it just cut away. My brain was denied the expected lol
I got blu balls now
11:41 is it ironic to just me that the "monetization director" seems upset people who play games don't like a game....yet his job is literally been the bane of gaming since the inception of battle passes. like I may be ignorant but that title sounds like he's in charge of microtransactions in games and how they're implemented....so if no one buys the game, no one buys his stupid ideas for extra money...seems maddening to criticize the people your job is literally to cater to and attract for long term
sweet baby "creative" writer: "yeah so like so like so like so like so like so like yeah so like yeah the games like actually really well like reciceved like so yeah."
Definatly not hired for being a degen or ethnic. No sirree. That is solid gold prose right there. Like.
Never trust anyone who uptalks. You know, when someone has the upward inflection after everything they say.
NGL that last like had me ded😂
@@underdoge8338Wisdom. That uptalking is a massive red flag that you're dealing with an a-hole.
Sounded like a valley girl.
literally...you know
my money is like Thor's hammer, you need to prove worthy to carry it.
Non-Binary lesbian Bangladeshi Thor of colour!
Gundam, hitting me with a health/diet ad in the morning: 💪
Me, eating ice cream and drinking a beer: hell yeah brother
The breakfast of champions. You're doing it right
“How does it feel to live long enough to watch all of your favorite franchises go down in flames?”
“It feels great”
*laughter*
The last great AC game was black flag.
For a time I was lamenting that there hasn't been a new Splinter Cell game since 2010, but the last few years have shown me that was a blessing in disguise.
Unity was good too
You mean 2013. Blacklist still counts....
@@bobtom1495 Oops, got the dates mixed up.
Funny enough black flag was the last one I bought. I haven’t played a lot of it yet, as I still need to beat revelations and 3, and I wanna do em in order but life and other new non series games have been distracting me (like Voices of the Void). I did enjoy what I played though.
Japan touched the US's boats, we unleashed the sun.
Ubisoft touched Japan's Samurai, the Japanese forced them into Seppuku
*Touched? 2043 people gone you goofy. Take 2k we take millions. Who else wants some?*
@@CameltoeHarrisUnburdened I think you missed the sarcasm in this comment😂
@@CameltoeHarrisUnburdenedlighten up Francis
Shut yo cringe ass up
@@CameltoeHarrisUnburdened are you ok lil bro
Seeing Yasuke dressed in Samurai armor is sacrilege.
Why is he named Yasuke by the way, is that the japanese equivalent of Tyrone ?
13:00 "luxury beliefs"... everyone should use the term more
I mean, they wanted to keep releasing bad game after bad game, and not to mention, almost every launch they’re filled with a ton of bugs.
So, they’d rather please the investors instead of the people buying their games. Which in this case, not too many people are
"I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO!"
-The ghost of Tokugawa Iyeasu.
Ever see actual Japanese Samurai Armor IRL? It has Steel Plates woven into it & it is HEAVY! It can be around 80 lbs for an average Japanese size male.
So for Samurai Stanley, it's probably around 120 lbs. You telling me he is going to do Parkour of 18th Century Japanese style houses? He would fall through the roof.
This is what happens when Programmers sit indoors all day & do nothing but code & go to DEI meetings.
Man I remember the first time I discovered Assassin’s Creed on PS3. I dreamed of a Japanese based AC game as a Shinobi. Franchise had me in a chokehold. Oh how it has fallen from grace 😢
YOU are the weakling consoomer that these companies rely on.
“Franchise had me in a chokehold”
THIS IS ASSASINS CREED?!?!
Should have played Tenchu. PS1 game that's pretty much better than any AC game. Definitely any in the last 15 years.
Ass Creed stopped being "good" after the second game.
@@misanthropicservitorofmars2116 it’s an expression, you 🤡
Don't worry. When Ubi fails, others will be free to give it a go. Like how Gamefreak/Nintendo got out Pokemon'd by Palworld.
"We're all in the same boat."
😂No, we really aren't. Not even a little.
We miss you Frank, things were far simpler with Pink Guy out there.
Can you believe he's been gone for 8-or-so years
Filthy Frank reincarnated into Joji... But damn we need him now more than ever
We don't know what we have until we lose it
i think joji is wanting to go back to his old pink guy persona, recent concerts fans have dressed up as pink guy and joji appreciates it
@@lua2wood "Help us Joji,you're our only hope" lol.
If someone with good editing skills can do that scene with Leia and an AI voice over of her, I'd find that hilarious.
Yasuke the fake and ghéy samurai.
No wonder Ubisoft loves him.
The Japanese streamer clip Checking Ubisoft site for "Japan native translator" job in their job portal page but their prefer location is in mainland china is enough telling for me on the whole thing for AC shadow lol
That's crazy, it's clear that Ubisoft dislikes Japan and completely disrespects them on purpose.
Nothing of value will be lost.
Ubisoft's "Message" could've just been broadcasted from a Radio Tower.
So that's what all those "Ubi towers" in all their games are for, everything makes sense now.
00:02 He doesnt know and he doesn't care, but IT'S HE JOB TO DO EXACTLY THAT. PATHETIC. THE HECK IS WRONG WITH THESE ELITES?
'Accountability? What's that? Can I smoke it?'
Tom Clancy’s estate should pull the license, seeing as they butchered his IP
*LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT!* Tom Clancy, from his grave (likely)
Remember when the someone in ubisoft said
“Get used to not owning games”
Let’s see if they get used to being unemployed.
They need to get used to asking "would you like fries with that?"
Looks like It's Papa Gundam's time to shine and run Ubisoft!
Gundam, I'm so glad your channel exists. You give these church sycophants the proper (dis-)respect and tone of voice they embody, because they've never heard of the golden rule unless you beat it in their face in the form of a giant pill.
How the hell did you take an anti church rhetoric from this? You need Jesus
Jeez Ubisoft... never change i guess.
That's the one thing there good at,making games from 2011 with 2024 graphics never change to much
It will change... After a hostile takeover 😉
@@Cosmonaughtcaimenimma have to disagree this one time, if anything it's whoever designs the world's should be the one getting promoted because it's basically the only thing they got going for them. It's whoever is in charge of the writing and level design should be the ones getting the boot.
8:51 that word is another word for pdf file. just in case people were wondering
This was a damn good eulogy, since they brought it on themselves.
To quote Scrooge McDuck:
"AHM KEEPIN MAH MONEY!!"
Ubisoft boss: "We offer no agenda's, just games!"
Gamers: *Broke their X button*
Gamers everywhere are gonna need some new controllers.
Ubisoft failed when they said “Broadest possible audience” that’s how you end up with a game made for nobody.
2:30 it's so pathetic, not even the Joker can laugh at it 😭
Haha, I've also watched "drunk japanese rip AC trailer apart".
Loved how pissed they are.
Gundam's edits covered over the attribution, so at 6:20 it's
Drunk Japanese HYPER ANALYZE Assassin's Creed Shadows DUO Trailer
by DashBlue
Good looking out, I hate when RUclipsrs do that, crop out the info you want.
@@gypsylee333it's really funny.
@@batboy555 what is? That other video of the Japanese people roasting the game? Looks funny.
Sorched earth on Ubisoft is more than a cheap laugh. It's a strong signal to companies willing to trade costumers and principles for ESG money and "modern audiences". It says: "this is what awaits you in the end".
btw ghost of tushima had at least one bi main charakter , lady masako. does the game shove it down your throat? no . is being bi her only "charakter trait" ? no.
so even in the aspect of "lgbtq reprensatation" is ghost of tushima worlds above.
Also, lady masako is a badass. 10/10 character.
@@gs4011 she is and she has her weak moments, its almost like a strong women dont have to be 100% perfect in everything. but to be fair they all are strong charakters, even kenji has his heart one the right place.. kinda
If before 2016 you had asked me if I would ever laugh hysterically at a company going under, REALLY drawing joy from employees losing their jobs, the dreams destroyed, tears in their face, I would have said, “nah man, why would I do that?”.
Ubisoft: Hold my controller 😂😂😂
Lmao, “expected to be disappointed by Disney era Star Wars”. So now they’re admitting they’re terrible I guess. These people lie about everything then pretend they were on the right side the whole time…
“You’re a non-decent human being, but we should also lift each other up, but you actually just lift me up while I dehumanize you.”
Ubisoft needs to get comfortable with me not buying their games
When your main focus is on "representation" and you base narrative and design decisions on superficial and irrelevant details like race, sexuality, "gender identity," then you are NOT an _entertainment-first_ company…
Ill bring my fanciest spork
I remember a guy said that Yasuke was a good pick because it would be "less generic" than having another Japanese guy.
Those were his literal words.
I course thanked him for letting me know Japanese men are generic.
Extremists often unintentionally expose their own racism and prejudice. This game is the prefect example of western cultural colonialists.
Who would have thought that constantly thinking about race and racism 24/7 might not be good for you?
They're the real racists, have always been all along. They just try to hide with their woke progressive masks.
They're pretty generic in Japan. Just about as generic Chinese men are in China, and black men are in Africa 😅 WTF are they on about, honestly? It's not the race that makes your main character stick out, it's the attributes you give to them.
Meet Leon S. Kennedy, a white man, muscular, blonde! He's generic as fck, isn't he? But, you know what makes him interesting, aren't you? Not his race, right? 😂
I think it's hilarious that Ubislop thought Black players would want to play a game about Feudal Japan as a Black character while a HipHop infused score plays during battles...How incredibly insulting to not only Japanese gamers, but Black gamers as well.
The only way to fix this is to remove Yasuke is put in the most famous Japanese samurai in history.
Zoro.
Minority hunter Zoro wipes the floor with Yasuke.
@@HunterMearo Its pretty much canon at this point 😂
I mean they've got his sword already, so…
Feudal Japan: a place filled with art, war, the samurai, upheaval, violence, love, betrayal, and revolution.
Ubisoft: "ok how can we add black people to it?"
If their entire staff were to re-enact the panic of the Stockmarket crash and go testing gravity from high places I wouldn't shed a single tear.
Im convinced there is absolutely nothing ubi can do at this point. Nothing all. Watch it burn. Cherish the past.
Ubisoft: "Yasuke also excelled at basketball and dunked on Larry Bird and Steve Nash numerous times!"
The US Government: Passes Stop Asian Hate
Ubisoft: We're gonna do what's called a dumb gamer move.
The only way to fight the culture war is with your wallets.
and meanwhile anno 1800 is casually holding the entire studio afloat
Shut up shut up they haven't noticed that one yet
@@PootisPenserPow You there... May your hobby hit mainstream audiences
@@PootisPenserPowSUFFER! as we have!
9:50 Heinlein did something akin to this in Starship Troopers, twice. The main character is named Johnny Rico. When he reports to OCS, is revealed that this is a nickname when he meets his father in the replacement depot, and that his name is actually Juan and his fathers name is Emilio (I don't think his mother's name is ever said, Johnny referred to her as mother). Right at the end of the book, it's revealed that Rico is most likely Filipino. He speaks a phrase in Tagalog, indicating that this was the language used in his home growing up.
Thomas Lockley deserves way more smoke than what he's gotten. Dude is a living worm.
The thing is if they didn’t make him black, who would’ve complained it’s not like this was San Andreas and you made them a white guy. This was Japan. We were expecting a Japanese man.
Ubisoft was finished the moment they pulled that "Gamers just need to get comfortable not owning their games." BS, it's the rallying cry every single video relating to Ubisoft has in common
1:06 that product (lemon?) looks like a scam. No offense.
1:37. This is most corporations today unfortunately.
And governments, even some churches.
Putting Stanley from the office into a samurai outfit eating popcorn honestly made me laugh out loud. genius.
Ok I had to start off with the Lumen ad. I thought 'how can a device tell your fitness by your breath?' because CONTEXT is my new favourite word. So it measures your metabolic state by analysing the carbon dioxide levels in your breath. This is based on the principle that when your body primarily burns fats for fuel, it produces less co2 compared to when it burns carbohydrates....
So yea, not so much interested in the product myself, but interesting to know something new.
Anyway, now to watch the rest of the video haha.
"Transgenerational Sex".
An insipid way of marking something under the "File-of-PDF", if you catch my drift...
Assassin's Creed: Black Myth-story Month
Its because they can’t make an african Assassins Creed. Because those cultures never created anything in real life.
That BF 2042 background noise...the traumatic sound of failure 😂😂😂
This is the modern games industry. Too stupid and arrogant to actually listen to their playerbase, and more concerned with groups of DEI nobodies trying to push preaching and agenda.
Let it burn. If they won't learn feom these mistakes, let there's nothing to save. Vote with your wallet, folks! The consumers have all of the power!
FUN FACT: At 3:46, thats my windows alert or error sound on my pc. 😂
that is fun! 🤣
I'm never gonna get tired of someone trying to sell me a product I don't want and then blaming me for not buying it, honestly has some "kid throwing a temper tantrum" vibes to it.