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  • @ItsAGundam
    @ItsAGundam  Месяц назад +211

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    • @peppybocan
      @peppybocan Месяц назад +6

      oh booyy,, gundo.

    • @thisiscleary
      @thisiscleary Месяц назад +3

      Teipple Aids are the worst

    • @Snope111
      @Snope111 Месяц назад +2

      take a Lunchly ad

    • @RocafellaPlaza
      @RocafellaPlaza Месяц назад +3

      You should be BANNED 🚫

    • @genin69
      @genin69 Месяц назад +1

      shoutout to @dashblue and his drunk wife for their great video

  • @Jhudorisa
    @Jhudorisa Месяц назад +1936

    "We are an entertainment first company and don't push any specific agenda"
    Our tests have determined that was a lie

    • @arandompasserby7940
      @arandompasserby7940 Месяц назад +81

      "It doesn't matter if it was honest or not, it was an answer."
      - DarkSydeUbisoft

    • @NoahGooder
      @NoahGooder Месяц назад +39

      and it wasnt even a simple lie, that could be disproven. They want all in on "I dont care what anyone says my grandma said x" in terms of history.

    • @SalemikTUBE
      @SalemikTUBE Месяц назад +15

      All that statement said to me is that they are following multiple agendas that point in the same direction.

    • @johnb.d
      @johnb.d Месяц назад

      "We don't pushy any specific agenda"
      *>Literally runs a mentorship program that specifically only hires women and non-binary individuals*

    • @cykablyat3680
      @cykablyat3680 Месяц назад +1

      "entertainment" yea sure , thats why their entertainment is politically correct copy pasted slop filled with microtransactions to the brim , when they were making money they were a company selling a product , now that they`re screwed they all of a sudden have a passion and make "entertainment"

  • @kyvian251
    @kyvian251 Месяц назад +640

    Nothing says diversity like making all lesbian characters have short boyish hair and making all the black characters have dreadlocks/ killmonger haircut

    • @isaaccooper862
      @isaaccooper862 Месяц назад +56

      Those tropes are reused so much I consider it a stereotype at this point

    • @pyroflare7774
      @pyroflare7774 Месяц назад +32

      We need super hot long haired lesbians

    • @JF-xm6tu
      @JF-xm6tu Месяц назад +66

      ​@@pyroflare7774 no. We don't need them at all. I'm tired of their overrepresentation

    • @Richard-gn1rk
      @Richard-gn1rk Месяц назад +21

      Yeah and I'm sure those people from feudal Japan knew how to tie dreadlocks, which I might add didn't even exists.

    • @rotciv1492
      @rotciv1492 Месяц назад +20

      Because they never had any creativity or imagination. They just have a series of boxes they wanna tick, and the rest comes as an afterthought.

  • @misanthropicservitorofmars2116
    @misanthropicservitorofmars2116 Месяц назад +972

    “I had nothing to do with it!”
    Dude who made his whole career off of blackwashing Nippon history 😂

    • @SterileNeutrino
      @SterileNeutrino Месяц назад +40

      Gotta bring in bacon

    • @mogalixir
      @mogalixir Месяц назад +119

      To be fair he just wanted a quiet life of race grifting with no one cross checking. Ubisoft put a spotlight on his scam.

    • @danthewatcher9681
      @danthewatcher9681 Месяц назад +39

      he's afraid because he's getting back lash and fears loosing his credibility which is largely based on a lie :D

    • @SammEater
      @SammEater Месяц назад +47

      ​​@@mogalixirI say it was about time, the fact he was fooling both westerners AND japanese people, telling two versions of the same story shows that he is no true historian at all.

    • @henrylivingstone2971
      @henrylivingstone2971 Месяц назад +72

      @@SammEater
      He wasn’t a historian AT ALL. He was an English teacher. He’s the equivalent of a fan fiction writer

  • @wellhungindung
    @wellhungindung Месяц назад +1086

    13% percent of the black samurais commit 52% percent of Samuraing.

    • @AJ-po6up
      @AJ-po6up Месяц назад +43

      FACTS

    • @batboy555
      @batboy555 Месяц назад +101

      Who killed these soldiers? The one black guy in Japan. Oh. Very assassin like.

    • @TallulahSoie
      @TallulahSoie Месяц назад +50

      It's more like 65%

    • @ironsides982
      @ironsides982 Месяц назад +48

      ain't nothin to it- bushido rap made me do it...

    • @labelnine
      @labelnine Месяц назад

      Usual suspects ...​@@batboy555

  • @krajicsek13
    @krajicsek13 Месяц назад +1313

    Ubisoft disrespected Japan so much that Sega went and made a Yakuza pirate game that already looks a 100 times better than Skull and Bones

    • @USMC49er
      @USMC49er Месяц назад +123

      🥊💎 Sega: Fine...I'll do it myself

    • @justsayain9794
      @justsayain9794 Месяц назад

      They still fked up aliens colonial marine.
      NEVER FORGET.
      They still have shysty goals to deliver low budget, high gross games they are just experimenting with it till they find the least pushback. I've been telling everyone this since mass effect 3

    • @ingamingpc1634
      @ingamingpc1634 Месяц назад +32

      Can I have that one that sounds really fire

    • @ApX0HTzzz767
      @ApX0HTzzz767 Месяц назад +51

      Not the Majima game i expected, but certainly the one i need.

    • @krajicsek13
      @krajicsek13 Месяц назад +76

      @@ingamingpc1634 It's called Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii and it's coming out in 2025 february 28

  • @ExplosivePeeps
    @ExplosivePeeps Месяц назад +511

    Ubisoft used Representation.
    Ubisoft has hurt itself in confusion.
    Gamers use Wallet Closed
    It's Super Effective.

  • @mokadelic4037
    @mokadelic4037 Месяц назад +922

    "Ubisoft should get used to not owning any company"

    • @pasteghost428
      @pasteghost428 Месяц назад +22

      Im already used to not owning their products. I stopped giving them money.

    • @andycopeland7051
      @andycopeland7051 Месяц назад +9

      Yes they need to get comfortable with that

    • @toomuchlove1524
      @toomuchlove1524 Месяц назад +12

      Ubisoft should get used to Tencent signing their checks

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 Месяц назад +7

      ​@@toomuchlove1524 They got sued about sharing with Meta already 😂

    • @leongay3190
      @leongay3190 Месяц назад

      @@pasteghost428 even old games

  • @Marinealver
    @Marinealver Месяц назад +150

    Congratulations to Tencent on their latest acquisition.
    Almost as if it was planned out.

    • @fattiger6957
      @fattiger6957 Месяц назад +26

      Maybe it was the plan all along. Weaken Ubisoft by influencing them to make worse and worse games so they are easy pickings.

    • @kay_keik7842
      @kay_keik7842 Месяц назад

      Now you know why covid happened as well as the riots in bigger cities. Both of those thing brought many properties down in value or had their businesses sold at a lower price by big companies that act as proxies for China.

    • @AJ-po6up
      @AJ-po6up Месяц назад +35

      I hope all the Ubislop employees have a good level of Mandarin, they're gonna need it lmao.

    • @Spirit-vlad
      @Spirit-vlad Месяц назад

      You must be tarded because they're minority shareholders 😂 I forget most of games coming from china are woke ah wait it's western games from western studios that are like that😂

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver Месяц назад +15

      ​@@AJ-po6up better if they/them are sent to seek other employment opportunities.

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 Месяц назад +1328

    Ubisoft: "STOP MOCKING ME! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!"
    Everyone: "Because it's easy and it does a lot of damage."

    • @beowulfsrevenge4369
      @beowulfsrevenge4369 Месяц назад +69

      "Don't make fun of the multi-million dollar company that could hurt their feelings, and that would be mean."

    • @a_lost_one
      @a_lost_one Месяц назад +27

      Does estus taste like Ubisoft tears? Because Ubi tears taste so fucking good.

    • @kanefindlay2549
      @kanefindlay2549 Месяц назад +25

      Right down the road

    • @RedJesseGaming
      @RedJesseGaming Месяц назад +19

      ​@kanefindlay2549 right down the bye bye!

    • @RocafellaPlaza
      @RocafellaPlaza Месяц назад +2

      BANNED 🚫

  • @lovecraftscat2420
    @lovecraftscat2420 Месяц назад +232

    “What are you doing with my bike, Yasuke?

    • @darkstar9658
      @darkstar9658 Месяц назад +3

      “What you doing with that loss General Lee?”

    • @JohnDoeWasntTaken
      @JohnDoeWasntTaken Месяц назад +51

      @@darkstar9658 What does the American Civil War have to do with AC Shadows or Ubisoft?

    • @cgman1940
      @cgman1940 Месяц назад +50

      @@darkstar9658 Can you say that again without sounding mad? :)

    • @darkstar9658
      @darkstar9658 Месяц назад +1

      @@JohnDoeWasntTaken what does black peple stealing have to do with AC Shadows or Ubisoft?

    • @gimmeyourrights8292
      @gimmeyourrights8292 Месяц назад +41

      ​@@darkstar9658 Everything, can you read?

  • @famalam943
    @famalam943 Месяц назад +552

    Turns out charging hundreds for a subscription service to play a game you won’t even own *wasn’t* a winning strategy.

    • @alemswazzu
      @alemswazzu Месяц назад +4

      Fact check, true

    • @JediCore
      @JediCore Месяц назад +2

      when paying for games on steam or xbox/psn store isn't owning them either unfortunately

    • @famalam943
      @famalam943 Месяц назад +8

      @@JediCore very different from what Ubi set up.

    • @TheCuteZombie
      @TheCuteZombie Месяц назад +8

      @@JediCore Not with that attitude, sailor.

    • @roxashenry8315
      @roxashenry8315 Месяц назад +3

      -stonks-

  • @sblinder1978
    @sblinder1978 Месяц назад +43

    8:47 Excuse me Gundam, it's "Trans-Generation-al sex," as in, sex between people of different generations. And since no one needs help writing middle-aged people having sex with older people, they're probably talking about sex between old and young. We need to search Ubi's hard drives is what I'm saying

  • @Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer
    @Aging_Casually_Late_Gamer Месяц назад +415

    Saving money has never felt so good.
    Ubisoft "just needs to get comfortable" with customers not buying their products.

    • @honeybadger6275
      @honeybadger6275 Месяц назад +18

      I mean, all western devs, as well as sony, capcom, and konami, should get comfortable with people not buying their "games."

    • @SKULL0fD3ATH.
      @SKULL0fD3ATH. Месяц назад +5

      ​@@honeybadger6275 wouldn't say all western devs, Indies are thriving like never before.

    • @honeybadger6275
      @honeybadger6275 Месяц назад +3

      @@SKULL0fD3ATH. I was referring to aaa devs, indie devs have their own problems though.

    • @cykablyat3680
      @cykablyat3680 Месяц назад +3

      @@SKULL0fD3ATH. indies are thriving because many are made by tight knit smaller dev teams with a clear vision that arent screwed up by the bigger companies and can affort to make a good game , not a product created to just take as much money from you as it can

    • @AnonymousNoNayme
      @AnonymousNoNayme Месяц назад +2

      @@SKULL0fD3ATH. Just played The Great Rebellion. Hilarious and a lot of fun. Still finding new guns.

  • @naheemquattlebaum2267
    @naheemquattlebaum2267 Месяц назад +62

    For me the whole point of Assassin's Creed is that you're supposed to have a character that BLENDS in society to avoid suspicion. Also having a character to move around in samurai armor as an assassin defeats its premise...

    • @4thSurviver
      @4thSurviver Месяц назад +16

      Armor or no the guy is literally the most conspicuous man in the entire country.

    • @jpnf007
      @jpnf007 Месяц назад +8

      That premise even made sense in why our characters aren't real people because they blended with the crowd and were just a random person to historians.
      Yasuke being an assassin makes no sense since supposedly we are watching the players ancestors, Yasuke is famous(somewhat), any offspring would be hunted by the templars, or would have to live hiding from everyone.
      Plus what 4thsurviver said, hard to blend in when your're basically the only black person.

    • @PEC0TTO
      @PEC0TTO Месяц назад +3

      I'm a bit late, and don't take it as defending the game, but :
      They kinda did a precedent for it (defeating the premise) in... Assassin's Creed Syndicate, where you played the London Twins : Jacob and Evie. They both had differents "skill trees", and while the story was overall the same you had a different approach of situations.
      That's the same (according to some rumors) for Shadows.
      Yasuke as a Samurai would have a more upfront/brawler kind of gameplay.
      Naoe as a Ninja (Assassin ?) would incarnate the Stealth gameplay.
      Now, if you want to ask "why make a game named Assassin's Creed and one of the characters isn't an Assassin".. I don't know, I don't really care (I got burned on UbiSoft bland games almost a decade ago).
      I would assume that's propably because they have 0 integrity, felt pigeonned in the stealth niche and wanted to do action games now. (proof being they don't do GhostRecon/SplinterCell games).

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 Месяц назад +976

    Samurai Jack gave more respect to Japan than Ubisoft did.

    • @LateNights242
      @LateNights242 Месяц назад +110

      Samurai jack has always been great though

    • @Leon_Sullivan
      @Leon_Sullivan Месяц назад +93

      Tartakovsky always does great work. Ubisoft almost never has.

    • @RocafellaPlaza
      @RocafellaPlaza Месяц назад +11

      BANNED 🚫

    • @chuck2703
      @chuck2703 Месяц назад +15

      ​@@RocafellaPlazagone. Forever.

    • @SerAvaros
      @SerAvaros Месяц назад +76

      Even samurai jack (a completely fictional character) being casted for shadows would make more sense than Yasuke.

  • @KamekazeKuban
    @KamekazeKuban Месяц назад +103

    I’m tired of being blamed for having archaic things called standards

    • @Theranthrope
      @Theranthrope Месяц назад +3

      Having standards is Alt-Right.
      This is not a joke; just an observation.

    • @caleb7674
      @caleb7674 Месяц назад

      It's okay, all the closet bigot white saviors on twitter don't game anyway, they just glom onto the next thing to complain about like the clout goblins they are.

    • @nisonatic
      @nisonatic Месяц назад +4

      I miss the old days before every debate dialed the chutzpah up to 11.
      These days it's, "voice actors for black characters must be black! I need to see myself in the game! I need consultants to inject my politics in the script!"
      "How about the game not crash, have a good story, you know, basic standards?!"
      "STOP DEMANDING GAME COMPANIES CATER TO YOU! YOU'RE JUST A MINORITY!"

    • @leongay3190
      @leongay3190 Месяц назад

      @@nisonatic even minority had lost meaning

  • @TheWarmachine375
    @TheWarmachine375 Месяц назад +2615

    Japan now remembering why they despised outsiders for a reason:

    • @20thcenturygamefreak58
      @20thcenturygamefreak58 Месяц назад +123

      🇯🇵👉 🤡🌎

    • @user-yv7dt5je1l
      @user-yv7dt5je1l Месяц назад +287

      They have been for a while, thanks to people like JohnnySomali.

    • @HOYOlore
      @HOYOlore Месяц назад

      Because they are racist

    • @CabreraAparicio-xm1gs
      @CabreraAparicio-xm1gs Месяц назад +197

      Every other nation needs to follow suit. Especially U.S. and the U.K.

    • @TheOneGreat
      @TheOneGreat Месяц назад +31

      The word you're looking for is racism. 😂

  • @ocarinaplaya
    @ocarinaplaya Месяц назад +230

    Sad thing is Yasuke could have worked in that setting as a historical side character like Da vinci and the Borgias were.
    They weren't satisfied with inclusion, they wanted domination.

    • @snowshock8958
      @snowshock8958 Месяц назад +52

      A real Japanese samurai as the male protagonist and Yasuke as the supporting character would have been perfect. Like a mini-boss alongside Nobunaga. Turn ally later on.

    • @kay_keik7842
      @kay_keik7842 Месяц назад +29

      That's how it was supposed to be originally I believe. They already had an male Japanese monk as a protagonist so they mustve have yasuke as a side character then they changed it.

    • @gs4011
      @gs4011 Месяц назад +12

      That would have been super cool. Trying to take out Oda Nobunaga, but instead having Yasuke come to his defense, maybe even fighting both at once?

    • @rocketpigrecords3719
      @rocketpigrecords3719 Месяц назад +39

      You can't become a Samurai in mere months.
      He only spent 18 months in Japan, total.
      If Yasuke existed at all, he was a novelty, and, at most, acted as a sword-bearer (squire) - poorly.

    • @pyro5159
      @pyro5159 Месяц назад +21

      ​@rocketpigrecords3719 exactly! Samurai were like knights in Europe you had to be born into the families. Also my favorite from these people is when they use his inclusion in Samurai Warriors 5 like that's a gacha. Completely ignoring the fact that Miyamoto Musashi was in those games and he was born in 1584. After Nobunaga's death and Yasuke left Japan smh with these people.

  • @phantoka10
    @phantoka10 Месяц назад +756

    I swear Ubisoft is not falling fast enough...

    • @MerlosTheMad
      @MerlosTheMad Месяц назад +10

      If you don't hire the best, don't be surprised when you can't maintain your former reputation. The employees they're taking on can't carry a company of this size and expected quality.

    • @sibusiso2841
      @sibusiso2841 Месяц назад +12

      I cant wait for the day CDPR is next

    • @stiffzombie1537
      @stiffzombie1537 Месяц назад +2

      ​@MerlosTheMad sadly, this is something most developers need to learn. And we just have to wait a couple years while they crash and burn.

    • @GrayBeardFPS
      @GrayBeardFPS Месяц назад

      Copy paste needs to stop.

    • @GamerBoy870
      @GamerBoy870 Месяц назад +4

      No but at least it's entertaining 😂😂😂

  • @fabienglasse
    @fabienglasse Месяц назад +28

    "Our game is located in central Africa 300 years ago, and that's why we decided our protagonist should be Chinese. For representation you know.."

  • @Byrvurra
    @Byrvurra Месяц назад +205

    Jesus they actually paid money to send someone to Japan to advertise Dustborn... lol what a scam.

    • @fattiger6957
      @fattiger6957 Месяц назад +56

      Funded by Norwegian taxpayers!

    • @AJ-po6up
      @AJ-po6up Месяц назад +23

      @@fattiger6957 Amazing use of that tax money...

    • @Caydiem
      @Caydiem Месяц назад

      @@fattiger6957 Worse: It's EU taxpayer money.

    • @GeneralPotatoSalad
      @GeneralPotatoSalad Месяц назад +9

      The problem with modern game development is that eventually you run out of other people's money.

  • @jonbaxter2254
    @jonbaxter2254 Месяц назад +137

    I like to double down with woke people;
    "There were black samurai you bigot!"
    "What do you mean? All Samurai were black..."
    Out-woke them, it pisses them off somehow.

    • @TheBayzent
      @TheBayzent Месяц назад +34

      My grandma said no matter what they tell you in college, Oda Nobunaga was black.
      There was a clan called Obama, so Barack was our first African and Asian president.

    • @joesomebody3365
      @joesomebody3365 Месяц назад +13

      Lol, wait until you hear about "yakub".

    • @MarvinPowell1
      @MarvinPowell1 Месяц назад +8

      It's so effective to ridicule them because they actually believe their lies and gaslighting have truth to it.

    • @Mereologist
      @Mereologist Месяц назад +13

      OF COURSE all samurai were black! That's why they were all so good at basketball!

    • @dyykkarifin2454
      @dyykkarifin2454 28 дней назад

      It enrages them probably because they don't have any insult in store for that, man I gotta try this out too 😂😂

  • @beowulfsrevenge4369
    @beowulfsrevenge4369 Месяц назад +432

    "Play/make stupid games, win stupid prizes."

    • @sinjin8576
      @sinjin8576 Месяц назад +8

      The best part is the games aren't even bad ideas usually. They just rush them out the door and the poor performance and lack of content always makes everyone hate it.
      First impressions matter and these companies have forgotten entirely

    • @poeticsilence047
      @poeticsilence047 Месяц назад +5

      They are not even winning stupid prizes. Lol They just end up losing.

    • @ricardohoang8452
      @ricardohoang8452 Месяц назад +3

      ​@@poeticsilence047 Losing, in bankruptcy and currently got sued because their Meta business 😂

  • @ReformedSauron
    @ReformedSauron Месяц назад +36

    If it can take a company down a peg-- that's no minority being vocal.

    • @nisonatic
      @nisonatic Месяц назад

      I love that the left has gone back to arguing that minority voices don't matter.

  • @ge2719
    @ge2719 Месяц назад +378

    9:00 it says transGenerational sex. meaning sex between people of completely different generations. Meaning its the latest attempt to normalise pdf files

    • @honeybadger6275
      @honeybadger6275 Месяц назад

      Then one day, for no reason at all, people voted hilter into power.

    • @HunterMearo
      @HunterMearo Месяц назад +77

      They just can't stop themselves from promoting people that make the whole community look like I could open them with Adobe. Or a woodchipper...

    • @OG_McLovin
      @OG_McLovin Месяц назад +53

      I do enjoy Gundam's 5th grade reading abilities lmao

    • @alemswazzu
      @alemswazzu Месяц назад +26

      They are so sick.

    • @martindixon54
      @martindixon54 Месяц назад

      "Meaning its the latest attempt to normalise pdf files"
      It's depressing how few people see that this was _always_ the end goal of pushing all the LGHDTV BS to begin with. Move the goalposts on where morality is until nothing, no matter how evil or degenerate, is deemed to be morally (or legally) wrong.

  • @muhdiversity7409
    @muhdiversity7409 Месяц назад +41

    UBISOFT: Get used to not owning our games!
    Internet: We got you!

  • @EmoEmu
    @EmoEmu Месяц назад +219

    Those clips of the Japanese streamers ripping on AssCred are funny as hell.

    • @AJ-po6up
      @AJ-po6up Месяц назад +9

      It would be funny if it wasn't so pathetic...

    • @LibraritheWizardOfficial
      @LibraritheWizardOfficial Месяц назад +2

      ​@@j.4354 on a scale of 1 to "the walls are made out of rainbow", how high are you right now?

    • @caffeine4543
      @caffeine4543 26 дней назад +2

      "Yasuke is very strong. He can barge through..."
      "Why? If he just removed the wood beam it would open."
      I lol'd 😆

  • @KAPTAINmORGANnWo4eva
    @KAPTAINmORGANnWo4eva Месяц назад +36

    Seeing this collapse and the recent story about how Paradox has basically resigned themselves to VTM:B2 being a failure may be the _actual_ first indicators that the will to keep squelching out SJWslop is finally declining.

    • @ksh2596
      @ksh2596 Месяц назад +2

      I want a good VtM:B2 😢

  • @rd22.rd22
    @rd22.rd22 Месяц назад +224

    Stanley from the Office dressed as a Samurai is making me laugh so fucking hard.

    • @fantasticmrmonk
      @fantasticmrmonk Месяц назад +49

      “It’s called bushido, and it’s art.”

    • @Spurdospaerde692
      @Spurdospaerde692 Месяц назад

      I don't rememb... Oh, right, they made an American version of "The Office".

  • @dnaseb9214
    @dnaseb9214 Месяц назад +113

    They did it to European history and I didnt speak because I wasnt European.
    Now they came for Asian history.

    • @fattiger6957
      @fattiger6957 Месяц назад +17

      Now I want to see an Assassin's Creed-style game set in French-colonized Vietnam, where you play as a Vietnamese assassin taking care of the French (make the main villain named Yves)

    • @joesomebody3365
      @joesomebody3365 Месяц назад +2

      @@fattiger6957 That would actually be pretty cool.

    • @frankbandera6591
      @frankbandera6591 Месяц назад

      Apparently you're unaware that Japan has already done that to their own history.

    • @dnaseb9214
      @dnaseb9214 Месяц назад +1

      @@frankbandera6591
      when ?

    • @andycopeland7051
      @andycopeland7051 Месяц назад +1

      Nice

  • @occorner2502
    @occorner2502 Месяц назад +115

    Well Ubisoft CEO said gamers should get comfortable to not own their games, I just never thought Ubisoft will achieve this goal by bankrupting themselves...

    • @gimmeyourrights8292
      @gimmeyourrights8292 Месяц назад +3

      Their hearing the Chinese singing, here he comes to save the day! And that's got them spooked.

  • @RogueFox2185
    @RogueFox2185 Месяц назад +23

    “Never interrupt your competition when they’re making a grave mistake.” -Tencent

  • @thejaegerbomber99
    @thejaegerbomber99 Месяц назад +128

    Another thing that makes this situation all the funnier, is the fact that Ubisoft can't for the life of them make up their minds about whether the game is historically accurate or not. It seems that the historical accuracy of the game changes depending on what's convenient for Ubisoft at the moment.

    • @frankbelmont1565
      @frankbelmont1565 Месяц назад

      Exactly the same way trans people talk when it comes to biology.

    • @badasscrusader
      @badasscrusader Месяц назад +7

      Well tbf,assassin's creed was always in that grey area of accurate but also completely not. But its always been the event's and areas were mostly accurate ans what the characters did is almost always complete bs

  • @FaizalKuntz
    @FaizalKuntz Месяц назад +21

    Ubisoft failed because the company makes games that's not for gamers.
    If it's become a problem, blame gamers, blame anyone other than themselves.

  • @felippetaveira
    @felippetaveira Месяц назад +120

    2:30 Joker didn't laugh anyway... My day is ruined, thank you.

    • @Mereologist
      @Mereologist Месяц назад +7

      Sometimes it's all about anticipa...

    • @onegonearm
      @onegonearm Месяц назад +10

      Man, I had to stretch my shoulders after it just cut away. My brain was denied the expected lol

    • @SaitanicTurkey
      @SaitanicTurkey 23 дня назад +1

      I got blu balls now

  • @Dano84
    @Dano84 Месяц назад +10

    11:41 is it ironic to just me that the "monetization director" seems upset people who play games don't like a game....yet his job is literally been the bane of gaming since the inception of battle passes. like I may be ignorant but that title sounds like he's in charge of microtransactions in games and how they're implemented....so if no one buys the game, no one buys his stupid ideas for extra money...seems maddening to criticize the people your job is literally to cater to and attract for long term

  • @amalekedomite
    @amalekedomite Месяц назад +204

    sweet baby "creative" writer: "yeah so like so like so like so like so like so like yeah so like yeah the games like actually really well like reciceved like so yeah."
    Definatly not hired for being a degen or ethnic. No sirree. That is solid gold prose right there. Like.

    • @underdoge8338
      @underdoge8338 Месяц назад +27

      Never trust anyone who uptalks. You know, when someone has the upward inflection after everything they say.

    • @cameronbechtold
      @cameronbechtold Месяц назад +10

      NGL that last like had me ded😂

    • @OG_McLovin
      @OG_McLovin Месяц назад

      ​@@underdoge8338Wisdom. That uptalking is a massive red flag that you're dealing with an a-hole.

    • @gimmeyourrights8292
      @gimmeyourrights8292 Месяц назад +9

      Sounded like a valley girl.

    • @GH-ub7qz
      @GH-ub7qz Месяц назад +8

      literally...you know

  • @AmirDarkOne
    @AmirDarkOne Месяц назад +19

    my money is like Thor's hammer, you need to prove worthy to carry it.

    • @VespoLiveGaming
      @VespoLiveGaming Месяц назад

      Non-Binary lesbian Bangladeshi Thor of colour!

  • @Chaka2225
    @Chaka2225 Месяц назад +97

    Gundam, hitting me with a health/diet ad in the morning: 💪
    Me, eating ice cream and drinking a beer: hell yeah brother

    • @saintsplenetic9239
      @saintsplenetic9239 Месяц назад +17

      The breakfast of champions. You're doing it right

  • @crocadillius6418
    @crocadillius6418 Месяц назад +60

    “How does it feel to live long enough to watch all of your favorite franchises go down in flames?”
    “It feels great”
    *laughter*
    The last great AC game was black flag.

    • @MrDevious88
      @MrDevious88 Месяц назад +11

      For a time I was lamenting that there hasn't been a new Splinter Cell game since 2010, but the last few years have shown me that was a blessing in disguise.

    • @csam9167
      @csam9167 Месяц назад

      Unity was good too

    • @bobtom1495
      @bobtom1495 Месяц назад

      You mean 2013. Blacklist still counts....

    • @MrDevious88
      @MrDevious88 Месяц назад

      @@bobtom1495 Oops, got the dates mixed up.

    • @trindalas
      @trindalas Месяц назад

      Funny enough black flag was the last one I bought. I haven’t played a lot of it yet, as I still need to beat revelations and 3, and I wanna do em in order but life and other new non series games have been distracting me (like Voices of the Void). I did enjoy what I played though.

  • @DeadBaron
    @DeadBaron Месяц назад +432

    Japan touched the US's boats, we unleashed the sun.
    Ubisoft touched Japan's Samurai, the Japanese forced them into Seppuku

    • @CameltoeHarrisUnburdened
      @CameltoeHarrisUnburdened Месяц назад +5

      *Touched? 2043 people gone you goofy. Take 2k we take millions. Who else wants some?*

    • @dangarcia1617
      @dangarcia1617 Месяц назад +51

      ​@@CameltoeHarrisUnburdened I think you missed the sarcasm in this comment😂

    • @iturnedintoamartian-cm6nd
      @iturnedintoamartian-cm6nd Месяц назад +41

      ​@@CameltoeHarrisUnburdenedlighten up Francis

    • @robertpetrea23
      @robertpetrea23 Месяц назад

      Shut yo cringe ass up

    • @honkworld9405
      @honkworld9405 Месяц назад +31

      @@CameltoeHarrisUnburdened are you ok lil bro

  • @JavelinAngel1295
    @JavelinAngel1295 Месяц назад +21

    Seeing Yasuke dressed in Samurai armor is sacrilege.

    • @TheReaLcatniP
      @TheReaLcatniP Месяц назад +2

      Why is he named Yasuke by the way, is that the japanese equivalent of Tyrone ?

  • @felix_xb
    @felix_xb Месяц назад +67

    13:00 "luxury beliefs"... everyone should use the term more

  • @Kiryu_Kazuma01
    @Kiryu_Kazuma01 Месяц назад +13

    I mean, they wanted to keep releasing bad game after bad game, and not to mention, almost every launch they’re filled with a ton of bugs.
    So, they’d rather please the investors instead of the people buying their games. Which in this case, not too many people are

  • @abnegazher
    @abnegazher Месяц назад +62

    "I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO!"
    -The ghost of Tokugawa Iyeasu.

  • @snowwhite7677
    @snowwhite7677 Месяц назад +9

    Ever see actual Japanese Samurai Armor IRL? It has Steel Plates woven into it & it is HEAVY! It can be around 80 lbs for an average Japanese size male.
    So for Samurai Stanley, it's probably around 120 lbs. You telling me he is going to do Parkour of 18th Century Japanese style houses? He would fall through the roof.
    This is what happens when Programmers sit indoors all day & do nothing but code & go to DEI meetings.

  • @NixLotus
    @NixLotus Месяц назад +136

    Man I remember the first time I discovered Assassin’s Creed on PS3. I dreamed of a Japanese based AC game as a Shinobi. Franchise had me in a chokehold. Oh how it has fallen from grace 😢

    • @misanthropicservitorofmars2116
      @misanthropicservitorofmars2116 Месяц назад +6

      YOU are the weakling consoomer that these companies rely on.
      “Franchise had me in a chokehold”
      THIS IS ASSASINS CREED?!?!

    • @davidrosensin7985
      @davidrosensin7985 Месяц назад +9

      Should have played Tenchu. PS1 game that's pretty much better than any AC game. Definitely any in the last 15 years.

    • @Jokoko2828
      @Jokoko2828 Месяц назад +10

      Ass Creed stopped being "good" after the second game.

    • @NixLotus
      @NixLotus Месяц назад

      @@misanthropicservitorofmars2116 it’s an expression, you 🤡

    • @MaztRPwn
      @MaztRPwn Месяц назад +1

      Don't worry. When Ubi fails, others will be free to give it a go. Like how Gamefreak/Nintendo got out Pokemon'd by Palworld.

  • @andressierra457
    @andressierra457 Месяц назад +8

    "We're all in the same boat."
    😂No, we really aren't. Not even a little.

  • @UncensoredScion
    @UncensoredScion Месяц назад +58

    We miss you Frank, things were far simpler with Pink Guy out there.

    • @andycopeland7051
      @andycopeland7051 Месяц назад +7

      Can you believe he's been gone for 8-or-so years

    • @scrbroadcast
      @scrbroadcast Месяц назад +3

      Filthy Frank reincarnated into Joji... But damn we need him now more than ever

    • @juanpablogonzalez8528
      @juanpablogonzalez8528 Месяц назад +3

      We don't know what we have until we lose it

    • @lua2wood
      @lua2wood Месяц назад +1

      i think joji is wanting to go back to his old pink guy persona, recent concerts fans have dressed up as pink guy and joji appreciates it

    • @UncensoredScion
      @UncensoredScion Месяц назад

      @@lua2wood "Help us Joji,you're our only hope" lol.
      If someone with good editing skills can do that scene with Leia and an AI voice over of her, I'd find that hilarious.

  • @franciscor390
    @franciscor390 Месяц назад +17

    Yasuke the fake and ghéy samurai.
    No wonder Ubisoft loves him.

  • @haleynaga5671
    @haleynaga5671 Месяц назад +57

    The Japanese streamer clip Checking Ubisoft site for "Japan native translator" job in their job portal page but their prefer location is in mainland china is enough telling for me on the whole thing for AC shadow lol

    • @AJ-po6up
      @AJ-po6up Месяц назад +13

      That's crazy, it's clear that Ubisoft dislikes Japan and completely disrespects them on purpose.

  • @FORTEtheSECOND
    @FORTEtheSECOND Месяц назад +12

    Nothing of value will be lost.

  • @smallcd
    @smallcd Месяц назад +38

    Ubisoft's "Message" could've just been broadcasted from a Radio Tower.

    • @Neptas
      @Neptas Месяц назад +5

      So that's what all those "Ubi towers" in all their games are for, everything makes sense now.

  • @MerlosTheMad
    @MerlosTheMad Месяц назад +13

    00:02 He doesnt know and he doesn't care, but IT'S HE JOB TO DO EXACTLY THAT. PATHETIC. THE HECK IS WRONG WITH THESE ELITES?

    • @MustraOrdo
      @MustraOrdo Месяц назад +1

      'Accountability? What's that? Can I smoke it?'

  • @briancrooks5982
    @briancrooks5982 Месяц назад +55

    Tom Clancy’s estate should pull the license, seeing as they butchered his IP

    • @Sic.Parvis_Magna
      @Sic.Parvis_Magna Месяц назад +2

      *LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT!* Tom Clancy, from his grave (likely)

  • @AnkhPeak
    @AnkhPeak Месяц назад +11

    Remember when the someone in ubisoft said
    “Get used to not owning games”
    Let’s see if they get used to being unemployed.

    • @StationaryBeggar
      @StationaryBeggar Месяц назад

      They need to get used to asking "would you like fries with that?"

  • @SkylarTrahan
    @SkylarTrahan Месяц назад +41

    Looks like It's Papa Gundam's time to shine and run Ubisoft!

  • @thomasnguyen4427
    @thomasnguyen4427 Месяц назад +9

    Gundam, I'm so glad your channel exists. You give these church sycophants the proper (dis-)respect and tone of voice they embody, because they've never heard of the golden rule unless you beat it in their face in the form of a giant pill.

    • @CMCAdvanced
      @CMCAdvanced Месяц назад

      How the hell did you take an anti church rhetoric from this? You need Jesus

  • @brayenmorrison3199
    @brayenmorrison3199 Месяц назад +58

    Jeez Ubisoft... never change i guess.

    • @Cosmonaughtcaimen
      @Cosmonaughtcaimen Месяц назад +2

      That's the one thing there good at,making games from 2011 with 2024 graphics never change to much

    • @DietDrBass
      @DietDrBass Месяц назад

      It will change... After a hostile takeover 😉

    • @Mael_07_Sunshine
      @Mael_07_Sunshine Месяц назад

      ​@@Cosmonaughtcaimenimma have to disagree this one time, if anything it's whoever designs the world's should be the one getting promoted because it's basically the only thing they got going for them. It's whoever is in charge of the writing and level design should be the ones getting the boot.

  • @marcogenovesi8570
    @marcogenovesi8570 Месяц назад +6

    8:51 that word is another word for pdf file. just in case people were wondering

  • @MrDEMarq
    @MrDEMarq Месяц назад +14

    This was a damn good eulogy, since they brought it on themselves.

  • @CloakofAuron
    @CloakofAuron Месяц назад +5

    To quote Scrooge McDuck:
    "AHM KEEPIN MAH MONEY!!"

  • @hassathunter2464
    @hassathunter2464 Месяц назад +66

    Ubisoft boss: "We offer no agenda's, just games!"
    Gamers: *Broke their X button*

    • @RogueFox2185
      @RogueFox2185 Месяц назад +4

      Gamers everywhere are gonna need some new controllers.

  • @gyrozeppeli5105
    @gyrozeppeli5105 Месяц назад +9

    Ubisoft failed when they said “Broadest possible audience” that’s how you end up with a game made for nobody.

  • @Vyhox2000
    @Vyhox2000 Месяц назад +18

    2:30 it's so pathetic, not even the Joker can laugh at it 😭

  • @raketensven3127
    @raketensven3127 Месяц назад +6

    Haha, I've also watched "drunk japanese rip AC trailer apart".
    Loved how pissed they are.

  • @afelias
    @afelias Месяц назад +18

    Gundam's edits covered over the attribution, so at 6:20 it's
    Drunk Japanese HYPER ANALYZE Assassin's Creed Shadows DUO Trailer
    by DashBlue

    • @gypsylee333
      @gypsylee333 Месяц назад +3

      Good looking out, I hate when RUclipsrs do that, crop out the info you want.

    • @batboy555
      @batboy555 Месяц назад

      ​@@gypsylee333it's really funny.

    • @gypsylee333
      @gypsylee333 Месяц назад

      @@batboy555 what is? That other video of the Japanese people roasting the game? Looks funny.

  • @karinefonte516
    @karinefonte516 Месяц назад +5

    Sorched earth on Ubisoft is more than a cheap laugh. It's a strong signal to companies willing to trade costumers and principles for ESG money and "modern audiences". It says: "this is what awaits you in the end".

  • @maikbaumann1250
    @maikbaumann1250 Месяц назад +38

    btw ghost of tushima had at least one bi main charakter , lady masako. does the game shove it down your throat? no . is being bi her only "charakter trait" ? no.
    so even in the aspect of "lgbtq reprensatation" is ghost of tushima worlds above.

    • @gs4011
      @gs4011 Месяц назад +9

      Also, lady masako is a badass. 10/10 character.

    • @maikbaumann1250
      @maikbaumann1250 Месяц назад +2

      @@gs4011 she is and she has her weak moments, its almost like a strong women dont have to be 100% perfect in everything. but to be fair they all are strong charakters, even kenji has his heart one the right place.. kinda

  • @PopCultureCat
    @PopCultureCat Месяц назад +3

    If before 2016 you had asked me if I would ever laugh hysterically at a company going under, REALLY drawing joy from employees losing their jobs, the dreams destroyed, tears in their face, I would have said, “nah man, why would I do that?”.
    Ubisoft: Hold my controller 😂😂😂

  • @itsawoodchuck4330
    @itsawoodchuck4330 Месяц назад +9

    Lmao, “expected to be disappointed by Disney era Star Wars”. So now they’re admitting they’re terrible I guess. These people lie about everything then pretend they were on the right side the whole time…

  • @101fng
    @101fng Месяц назад +4

    “You’re a non-decent human being, but we should also lift each other up, but you actually just lift me up while I dehumanize you.”

  • @user-BadUsername
    @user-BadUsername Месяц назад +12

    Ubisoft needs to get comfortable with me not buying their games

  •  Месяц назад +4

    When your main focus is on "representation" and you base narrative and design decisions on superficial and irrelevant details like race, sexuality, "gender identity," then you are NOT an _entertainment-first_ company…

  • @MultiAFroDuck
    @MultiAFroDuck Месяц назад +28

    Ill bring my fanciest spork

  • @corylim7351
    @corylim7351 Месяц назад +26

    I remember a guy said that Yasuke was a good pick because it would be "less generic" than having another Japanese guy.
    Those were his literal words.
    I course thanked him for letting me know Japanese men are generic.

    • @fattiger6957
      @fattiger6957 Месяц назад +16

      Extremists often unintentionally expose their own racism and prejudice. This game is the prefect example of western cultural colonialists.

    • @gs4011
      @gs4011 Месяц назад +9

      Who would have thought that constantly thinking about race and racism 24/7 might not be good for you?

    • @AJ-po6up
      @AJ-po6up Месяц назад

      They're the real racists, have always been all along. They just try to hide with their woke progressive masks.

    • @chie970
      @chie970 Месяц назад

      They're pretty generic in Japan. Just about as generic Chinese men are in China, and black men are in Africa 😅 WTF are they on about, honestly? It's not the race that makes your main character stick out, it's the attributes you give to them.
      Meet Leon S. Kennedy, a white man, muscular, blonde! He's generic as fck, isn't he? But, you know what makes him interesting, aren't you? Not his race, right? 😂

  • @Csimon2429
    @Csimon2429 Месяц назад +22

    I think it's hilarious that Ubislop thought Black players would want to play a game about Feudal Japan as a Black character while a HipHop infused score plays during battles...How incredibly insulting to not only Japanese gamers, but Black gamers as well.

  • @adriandj3141
    @adriandj3141 Месяц назад +40

    The only way to fix this is to remove Yasuke is put in the most famous Japanese samurai in history.
    Zoro.

    • @HunterMearo
      @HunterMearo Месяц назад +9

      Minority hunter Zoro wipes the floor with Yasuke.

    • @Lucadnn
      @Lucadnn Месяц назад

      @@HunterMearo Its pretty much canon at this point 😂

    • @LeXofLeviafan
      @LeXofLeviafan Месяц назад

      I mean they've got his sword already, so…

  • @toeray5864
    @toeray5864 Месяц назад +3

    Feudal Japan: a place filled with art, war, the samurai, upheaval, violence, love, betrayal, and revolution.
    Ubisoft: "ok how can we add black people to it?"

  • @Blakkrazor69
    @Blakkrazor69 Месяц назад +1

    If their entire staff were to re-enact the panic of the Stockmarket crash and go testing gravity from high places I wouldn't shed a single tear.

  • @Sayquidnidly
    @Sayquidnidly Месяц назад +6

    Im convinced there is absolutely nothing ubi can do at this point. Nothing all. Watch it burn. Cherish the past.

  • @11MisterGrimm
    @11MisterGrimm Месяц назад +7

    Ubisoft: "Yasuke also excelled at basketball and dunked on Larry Bird and Steve Nash numerous times!"

  • @PorkFork
    @PorkFork Месяц назад +6

    The US Government: Passes Stop Asian Hate
    Ubisoft: We're gonna do what's called a dumb gamer move.

  • @Johnsmith-ko9yj
    @Johnsmith-ko9yj Месяц назад +13

    The only way to fight the culture war is with your wallets.

  • @calimerohnir3311
    @calimerohnir3311 Месяц назад +13

    and meanwhile anno 1800 is casually holding the entire studio afloat

    • @PootisPenserPow
      @PootisPenserPow Месяц назад +1

      Shut up shut up they haven't noticed that one yet

    • @calimerohnir3311
      @calimerohnir3311 Месяц назад +7

      @@PootisPenserPow You there... May your hobby hit mainstream audiences

    • @timtamthemememan5094
      @timtamthemememan5094 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@PootisPenserPowSUFFER! as we have!

  • @ke7eha
    @ke7eha Месяц назад +1

    9:50 Heinlein did something akin to this in Starship Troopers, twice. The main character is named Johnny Rico. When he reports to OCS, is revealed that this is a nickname when he meets his father in the replacement depot, and that his name is actually Juan and his fathers name is Emilio (I don't think his mother's name is ever said, Johnny referred to her as mother). Right at the end of the book, it's revealed that Rico is most likely Filipino. He speaks a phrase in Tagalog, indicating that this was the language used in his home growing up.

  • @anton6686
    @anton6686 Месяц назад +2

    Thomas Lockley deserves way more smoke than what he's gotten. Dude is a living worm.

  • @jaxshammer1023
    @jaxshammer1023 Месяц назад +5

    The thing is if they didn’t make him black, who would’ve complained it’s not like this was San Andreas and you made them a white guy. This was Japan. We were expecting a Japanese man.

  • @the_infinexos
    @the_infinexos Месяц назад +1

    Ubisoft was finished the moment they pulled that "Gamers just need to get comfortable not owning their games." BS, it's the rallying cry every single video relating to Ubisoft has in common

  • @solomani5959
    @solomani5959 Месяц назад +5

    1:06 that product (lemon?) looks like a scam. No offense.

  • @freespaceace1
    @freespaceace1 Месяц назад +5

    1:37. This is most corporations today unfortunately.

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver Месяц назад +1

      And governments, even some churches.

  • @nicholaslivingston7273
    @nicholaslivingston7273 Месяц назад +3

    Putting Stanley from the office into a samurai outfit eating popcorn honestly made me laugh out loud. genius.

  • @DonForceFeedback
    @DonForceFeedback Месяц назад +1

    Ok I had to start off with the Lumen ad. I thought 'how can a device tell your fitness by your breath?' because CONTEXT is my new favourite word. So it measures your metabolic state by analysing the carbon dioxide levels in your breath. This is based on the principle that when your body primarily burns fats for fuel, it produces less co2 compared to when it burns carbohydrates....
    So yea, not so much interested in the product myself, but interesting to know something new.
    Anyway, now to watch the rest of the video haha.

  • @the36lessons11
    @the36lessons11 Месяц назад +4

    "Transgenerational Sex".
    An insipid way of marking something under the "File-of-PDF", if you catch my drift...

  • @reddeaddude2187
    @reddeaddude2187 Месяц назад +7

    Assassin's Creed: Black Myth-story Month

    • @taags
      @taags Месяц назад

      Its because they can’t make an african Assassins Creed. Because those cultures never created anything in real life.

  • @captainDJ87
    @captainDJ87 Месяц назад +7

    That BF 2042 background noise...the traumatic sound of failure 😂😂😂

  • @vithepiltoverenforcer8778
    @vithepiltoverenforcer8778 Месяц назад +2

    This is the modern games industry. Too stupid and arrogant to actually listen to their playerbase, and more concerned with groups of DEI nobodies trying to push preaching and agenda.
    Let it burn. If they won't learn feom these mistakes, let there's nothing to save. Vote with your wallet, folks! The consumers have all of the power!

  • @reegyreegz
    @reegyreegz Месяц назад +6

    FUN FACT: At 3:46, thats my windows alert or error sound on my pc. 😂

    • @EvEnMoR
      @EvEnMoR Месяц назад

      that is fun! 🤣

  • @DarkysLPs
    @DarkysLPs Месяц назад +2

    I'm never gonna get tired of someone trying to sell me a product I don't want and then blaming me for not buying it, honestly has some "kid throwing a temper tantrum" vibes to it.