Redguard are probably the only race that can pull off a character that can hit accurately from the get go, with high endurance and skill bonuses in almost all weapons. Not to mention what you spec in, put some stats in to agility and endurance and make combat your specialty and your good to go.
I mean they are badass desert nomadic conquerors from another continent. So yeah I imagine most Redguards (not all of course) have some innate Weapon proficiency.
@@loC2ol another time* Red guards are from a different Kalpa and time traveled into next one. They are actually time traveling desert nomads who killed their evil elve masters and saved the universe. Also they were ones that blew up their homeland just make sure no Elf got away. Red guard honestly have most interesting lore besides dunmer, sucks Bethesda most likely going to white wash the shit out of their lore and make them super generic.
I just assumed the geography made raiding Hammerfell not worth it. Especially since the Redguards are natural sailors with a navy that could easily run down the slave ships of the Ember Eye Raiders. Why bother when there’s a bunch of Breton Nobels just to the north who would happily look the other way while the people of a rival lord are enslaved.
Also because enslaving humans and mer would probably piss a lot more people than enslaving the two races that every other country agree that are sub human. (unfortunately)
"The Nerevarine is a *Cliff Racer Screech*". "What'd He say?" "He says the Nerevarine is a Citizen." "No dang nabbit, the Nerevarine is a *Cliff Racer Screech*" - Redguard Nerevarine upon reaching the city of Vivec and approachng some Ordinators.
Well that and the last time Elves tried anything in Hammerfell, the Redguard killed them, the nearby Orcs, Nords, and unusually tall goblins in retaliation. You get them wound up and all you can to is wait for them to wear themselves out. No 'off' switch on the Hoonding murder train.
The two noted bards, Kah'nye of West Hammerfell and Michel Maire of High Rock, commented on the state of the signing of the White-Gold Concordat in 4E 175 during that following edition of the the long running comedy minstrel performances known as Loredas Night Revue after the apparent abandonment of Hammerfell to the elven tyrants. Shocking Michel, Kah'nye stated his now famous commentary: "Titus Mede doesn't care about Redguards."
Also consider that, on top of this, Hammerfell is literally on the other side of Tamriel from Morrowind. That is an awful lot of transportation time, with which the fierce, determined Redgaurds who have no intention of taking enslavement lying down, can pull stunts like this. Probably by the time the slave ship reaches Morrowind, the Redgaurds will have killed all the slavers and crew and taken over the slave ship. Which they would probably promptly use to make vengeful pirate raids on Morrowind's coast for daring to send slavers to kidnap them. Generally speaking, Redgaurds are just not people to f**k with. Even Nords are wary of tangling with them in combat. It's why you rarely, if ever, see an enslaved Redguard.
True, Same goes for nords, In general don’t fuck with these 2 warrior races especially the redguards, who have a history of fucking people up who try them just look at the thalmor 😂
I'm sorry, he hit on the first try? Inaccurate. All jokes aside, this is hilarious and well edited, seeing blazing saddles and morrowind come together like this is something I didn't know I needed until now.
I mean he just leveled up his spade skill to 70 so he's no slouch. Besides he could have fortified attack and could have the Warrior as his birthsign. The world may never know
@Walter White man, those were the times! I remember May of 2012. We just graduated from the 7th grade and went to McDonalds, then to the stadium near my home. And then I got back home and played Skyrim for HOURS on my Xbox 360
@Walter White @Badzel S Couldn't agree more, same for me with Morrowind (guess I'm a bit older!) among other games... very fond memories! Try Morrowind someday if you can stand the graphics, it's really worth the journey guys. If not, wait (till kingdom come?:)) for Skywind.
Sheriff Bart is lucky he had a full stamina bar or he may of missed.. 🤣🤣🤣 I love the 'blazing saddles' videos, please make as many as you can until you run out of material @MyTwoPence Please and thank you..👍❤️👍
I think the simplest explanation is that Black Marsh and Elsweyr are much closer, and because Khajits and Argonians are "beast" races is much easier to dehumanize them and justify slavery. But I imagine they don't invade their provinces, especially Black Marsh. They probably scoop up any Argonian or Khajit that ended up in Morrowind.
I bought them all. I thought I could have them follow me as bodyguards. But you can’t do that, you can only free them. So I bought a bunch of people, told them they were worthless and released them. Which must have been a surreal experience for the now freed slaves.
Being fair to the Argonians, while most of the Empire suffered during the Oblivion Crisis, they fought off the invasion and then proceeded to launch a counter invasion.
I mean Lore wise redgaurds are terrifying You have sword singing It only taking a small group of displaced refugees killing every man, mer and monster in hammerfall before going this is mine. The fact they blew up a major continent and the whole their civilization is founded by possible survivors from a pervious version of the universe that got destroyed. The whole Hoonding making a mortal demigod champion for the sole purpose of fucking up anyone who messes with the Yokudans. That one cost the septim empire its pet dragon. I mean I'd steal the Hists gardening tools and grab some cats rather than opening that can of nope.
He rode a blazing saddle, He rode 'neath Moon and Star, His job to offer battle To bad men near and far. He conquered fear and he conquered hate, He turned dark night into day, He made his blazing saddle A torch to light the way. When Dagoth ruled the east, And fear filled the land A cry went up for a man with guts To take the east in hand. They needed a man who was brave and true With justice for all as his aim, Then from Cyrodiil came a man with a will, And Nerevarine was his name...
What Hedy did to Bart was not that much different than what the Emperor did to (the prisoner who would become) the Nerevarine. I wonder if the Emperor laughed maniacally and choked on a piece of candy when it occurred to him to send that prisoner to Morrowind too.
I find it amazing how well Blazing Saddles fits in Morrowind
Well, Dark Elves are... I shall say, "allergic" to outsiders of Morrowind.
It’s the racism, I think
Well its based on it
"What did he say?"
"He said the sheriff is Dunmer."
Everything fits well in Morrowind
Don't do that Bart! Your blunt skill isn't high enough to guarantee a hit!
Bart: I know how to manage my stamina I got this
His skill was at 69 and he had a nearly full fatigue bar, he fine
Hell, Redguards are known to have excellent stamina regen, lol
Those +50 AGI from adrenaline rush does wonders. :)
LOL good call. Only rookie players don’t understand why full stamina matters
Swinging at air for days boys
I can't do this anymore Pence, I got to stop watching you in public lmao.
Sorry about that
@@MyTwoPence I think the laughing I get from it makes up for it, so I forgive you ❤
Oh no 😂
Bet a 1000$ you weren't in public and just want attention like me lol.
@@domohuerta6284 I love all my fans
Redguard are probably the only race that can pull off a character that can hit accurately from the get go, with high endurance and skill bonuses in almost all weapons. Not to mention what you spec in, put some stats in to agility and endurance and make combat your specialty and your good to go.
Hence why they are described as the most talented warriors I'm Tamriel
I mean they are badass desert nomadic conquerors from another continent. So yeah I imagine most Redguards (not all of course) have some innate Weapon proficiency.
Plus being super resistant to disease and poison.
@@loC2ol another time* Red guards are from a different Kalpa and time traveled into next one. They are actually time traveling desert nomads who killed their evil elve masters and saved the universe. Also they were ones that blew up their homeland just make sure no Elf got away.
Red guard honestly have most interesting lore besides dunmer, sucks Bethesda most likely going to white wash the shit out of their lore and make them super generic.
@@Fourtytwo4242 It is a theory based only on a few hints, it is far from a proven fact.
I just assumed the geography made raiding Hammerfell not worth it.
Especially since the Redguards are natural sailors with a navy that could easily run down the slave ships of the Ember Eye Raiders.
Why bother when there’s a bunch of Breton Nobels just to the north who would happily look the other way while the people of a rival lord are enslaved.
No one’s going to enslave the Nords either, unless you want an arrow in the knee
Elder Scrolls nerds are some of the best.
Also because enslaving humans and mer would probably piss a lot more people than enslaving the two races that every other country agree that are sub human. (unfortunately)
Also Redguards are skilled fighters on top of all those other points. They wiped out most of the local beasts and Nords.
There is absolutely a redguard slave in the game, look up Davina
I like how bart acts like he has NO choice, "uh uh baby, I have to". It tickles the hell out of me.
“I’m putting it to good use…just not in the way he imagined.”
"The Nerevarine is a *Cliff Racer Screech*". "What'd He say?" "He says the Nerevarine is a Citizen." "No dang nabbit, the Nerevarine is a *Cliff Racer Screech*" - Redguard Nerevarine upon reaching the city of Vivec and approachng some Ordinators.
Omg that's a new video idea!
@@XChildeofMalkavX And maybe the great Two Pence will make it happen!
"As chairman of the welcoming committee, it is my privilege to extend a laurel, and a hardy hardshake to our new....N'Wah."
The original number 11.
Indoril Nerevar. Nerevarine. Not Neverarine.
Later that day: " Stand up, its ok. You were dreaming. Whats your name?"
"I don't know."
cue the fallout idiocracy memes
@@ChronoSquare his name is Lou Tennant or sum.shit
Well it's Jim, but my friends call me...Jim.
The dumner don't judge based on skin color, just based on skin (scale, fur ok to slave)
Unless you're Telvanni, in which case: anything goes!
@@JazzJackrabbit The Hlaalu have an Altmer for sale in Suran
@@DMIwriter Oh yes, can't forget Yakov. Good catch!
@@DMIwriter Pelinal approves
@@JazzJackrabbit the Telvanni are the least racist because they enslave everyone equally
These blazing saddle edits are fucking hilarious
Well that and the last time Elves tried anything in Hammerfell, the Redguard killed them, the nearby Orcs, Nords, and unusually tall goblins in retaliation. You get them wound up and all you can to is wait for them to wear themselves out. No 'off' switch on the Hoonding murder train.
That uppity Redgaurd went and hit me on the head with a shovel.
"The Sheriff's the N-(ᵉʳᵉᵛᵃʳᶦⁿᵉ)!"
"What' he say?"
"He said the Sheriff is near."
"NO! Con-sarnit! I said the Sheriff's the N-(ᵉʳᵉᵛᵃʳᶦⁿᵉ)!"
The two noted bards, Kah'nye of West Hammerfell and Michel Maire of High Rock, commented on the state of the signing of the White-Gold Concordat in 4E 175 during that following edition of the the long running comedy minstrel performances known as Loredas Night Revue after the apparent abandonment of Hammerfell to the elven tyrants. Shocking Michel, Kah'nye stated his now famous commentary: "Titus Mede doesn't care about Redguards."
Holy mother of Vivec it’s that n’wah that hit me over the head with a spade
"Forgive me- you specifically requested two 'Redguards'? Well... to tell a family secret, my grandmother was from Skyrim."
Swords, curved swords
Also consider that, on top of this, Hammerfell is literally on the other side of Tamriel from Morrowind.
That is an awful lot of transportation time, with which the fierce, determined Redgaurds who have no intention of taking enslavement lying down, can pull stunts like this.
Probably by the time the slave ship reaches Morrowind, the Redgaurds will have killed all the slavers and crew and taken over the slave ship.
Which they would probably promptly use to make vengeful pirate raids on Morrowind's coast for daring to send slavers to kidnap them.
Generally speaking, Redgaurds are just not people to f**k with. Even Nords are wary of tangling with them in combat.
It's why you rarely, if ever, see an enslaved Redguard.
Fuck yeah
And they have curved swords, CURVED swords.
There is one in the game
@@italianviking8849 "Rarely, if ever"
True, Same goes for nords, In general don’t fuck with these 2 warrior races especially the redguards, who have a history of fucking people up who try them just look at the thalmor 😂
Now if you can figure out how to do the bean scene from blazing saddles in a meme I'm marrying you !!!
I'm sorry, he hit on the first try? Inaccurate.
All jokes aside, this is hilarious and well edited, seeing blazing saddles and morrowind come together like this is something I didn't know I needed until now.
Savescumming, we only saw the successful attempt
@@TasTheWatcher hahahah this guy gets it👍
Adrenaline Rush, duh.
I mean he just leveled up his spade skill to 70 so he's no slouch. Besides he could have fortified attack and could have the Warrior as his birthsign. The world may never know
Sh*t, I need to start a new game with a redguard, I've only played nord and breton so far, I didn't know they were that op
The slavers could have been covered in blue, to keep with the theme of "blue dunmer".
He truly put that shovel for some good use lol
Your video about Morrowind always give me unforgettable emotions ;)
"Do you know how we call Morrowind fans? Morrons" - Todd Howard
How you call ?
"Morrons"
Morrowind is 20 years old today so happy birthday! 🌟 🎂 🌟
@Walter White man, those were the times! I remember May of 2012. We just graduated from the 7th grade and went to McDonalds, then to the stadium near my home. And then I got back home and played Skyrim for HOURS on my Xbox 360
@Walter White @Badzel S Couldn't agree more, same for me with Morrowind (guess I'm a bit older!) among other games... very fond memories!
Try Morrowind someday if you can stand the graphics, it's really worth the journey guys. If not, wait (till kingdom come?:)) for Skywind.
Sheriff Bart is lucky he had a full stamina bar or he may of missed..
🤣🤣🤣
I love the 'blazing saddles' videos, please make as many as you can until you run out of material @MyTwoPence
Please and thank you..👍❤️👍
"Sir, he specifically requested two n'wah's.... Well to tell a family secret, my grandmother was dunmer."
Ah yes, my preferred major weapon skill of choice, the Spade.
When Taggart wakes up:
"Hey you, you're finally awake."
Redguards in general kick everyone’s ass
I think the simplest explanation is that Black Marsh and Elsweyr are much closer, and because Khajits and Argonians are "beast" races is much easier to dehumanize them and justify slavery.
But I imagine they don't invade their provinces, especially Black Marsh. They probably scoop up any Argonian or Khajit that ended up in Morrowind.
I think I’ve seen one redguard slave, it was at this place that sold 1 of all the races.
I remember that place, I think they also had a glitch where the player can get unlimited gold just by asking for it.
Redguards don't take kindly to Elven overlords!
Keep them coming. Blazing Saddles is one of my favorite movies.
That blunt weapon skill bonus coming in handy I see
This Is The Perfect Pairing
Pls Do More Of This
I Gotta Go Watch Blazing Saddles For The Rest Of The Day
*Subscribed*
I absolutely love these clips!
Wasn't there actually a redguard slave you could buy to free in Morrowind at that slave house along with nearly every other race being a slave there?
Yes
That slave house was trying to make a change in standarts of variety for slave races, glad the red mountain incident happenned.
I bought them all. I thought I could have them follow me as bodyguards. But you can’t do that, you can only free them. So I bought a bunch of people, told them they were worthless and released them. Which must have been a surreal experience for the now freed slaves.
I bought a redgaurd girl. She died though.
Keep these Blazing Saddles clips coming lmao. What's next Space Balls? 😂
That's reserved for the Fallout series.
@@Diaphat Ah you're on to something there 😂
@@Diaphat And starfield.
Brilliant! It only lacks the sneak icon
Thank you and Damn! You're right!
"While you were getting chased by cliff racers, I studied the spade." some Redguard Shovel-Swinger right before he bonks some fool.
Redguards when you try to enslave them: *whips out scimitars like a gun-owning American being robbed*
Aging like fine wine with the _Blazing Saddles/Morrowind_ mash-up. 👍
The ebony in those mines....
...I can taste it...
*thrusts sixth house idol*
Those RedGuards are a long way from Hammerfell.
"Somebody's gotta go back and get a *_shitload_* of septims!"
He was even smart enough to slowly walk up for the sneak and full stamina
Sneak attack critical 🤣🤣
The answer is simple its to costly, far, and likely to dangerous to farry what is likely a master warrior all the way from hammerfell to morrowind.
Dang that was lucky... dawg gone near lost a 400 dollar handcart
More like a 40,000 Septim handcart.
He should have missed the first 20 swings with the shovel before finally landing a hit.
He had 69 skill and a full fatigue meter, so I think it's ok.
Oh my goodness your videos are amazing!
Genius! Two classics combined.
Someone likes Blazing Saddles quite a lot
"THE SHERIFF IS A N'WAH!"
"What did he say?"
"That the sheriff isn't far"
wrong
Man I forgot how insanely funny Blazing Saddles was
Two of my favorite things buddy 👍🏻
Keep it up we love it
+10 speechcraft increase when you say Hedley !
Next Redguard I play I'm naming Bart.😄
Being fair to the Argonians, while most of the Empire suffered during the Oblivion Crisis, they fought off the invasion and then proceeded to launch a counter invasion.
I think it’s the distance from the hist that makes them weaker and easier to subjugate. In Black Marsh they’re probably invincible.
@@maxwellbowman4084 apparently the Hist is so potent, it can even use dead Argonians. My cousin who plays ESO was complaining about undead Argonians.
the redguards would slaughter the dunmer for even trying
Swing the shovel *swoop* (Miss)
"The sheriff's an N'wah!". "What did he say?". "I think he said the sheriff is near". "i said the sheriff's an N'wah"
Lol, though *Your Blunt has increased* would've been more appropriate
Seriously i cant tell you how much i smiled when i saw this video in my notifications.
That uppity redguard hit me in the head with a shovel!
"Good morning, ma'am."
"Up yours, n'wah!"
It's like my birthday every time I see a new Blazing Saddles/Elder Scrolls meme
My god, I never thought I'd see Blazing Saddles and Morrowind in the same breath. The universe is truly amazing/collapsing in on itself.
Lmfao the details are impeccable as always
ES Redguard theme fits well
Increased to 70 lol more lethal with a spade than john wick and a pencil.
Aw Neravatine you are so talented; And they are *so* dumb!
It’s a shame you can’t put a weapon to your own head in Morrowind. The “Welcome Sheriff” scene wouldn’t work without that.
“It was addressed to the Deputy Spade.”
Blazing Saddles is perfect for this
"that uppidy n'wah dun hit me on the head!"
"That uppity redguard hit me in head with a shovel:
My literal favorite movie and favorite game all in one meme. I honestly couldn't describe how much I enjoy these memes. #colovianfurgang
I love the Morrowind Blazing Saddles memes.
I mean Lore wise redgaurds are terrifying
You have sword singing
It only taking a small group of displaced refugees killing every man, mer and monster in hammerfall before going this is mine.
The fact they blew up a major continent and the whole their civilization is founded by possible survivors from a pervious version of the universe that got destroyed.
The whole Hoonding making a mortal demigod champion for the sole purpose of fucking up anyone who messes with the Yokudans. That one cost the septim empire its pet dragon.
I mean I'd steal the Hists gardening tools and grab some cats rather than opening that can of nope.
"It is my privilege to extend a laurel and hearty handshake to our new...N'wah."
*holds a sword to his own throat*
“Hold it! The next man makes a move, the n’wah gets it!”
There actually is one you can buy in Sadrith Mora.
...dont ask me why I know this...
Pretty sure that's in Tel Aruhn, which is pretty close to Sadrith Mora to be fair.
...don't ask me why I know this either...
@@paulchapman8023 correct sir
Morrowind makes people so funny things.
There is one redgaurd women for sale named davina in morrowind
He rode a blazing saddle,
He rode 'neath Moon and Star,
His job to offer battle
To bad men near and far.
He conquered fear and he conquered hate,
He turned dark night into day,
He made his blazing saddle
A torch to light the way.
When Dagoth ruled the east,
And fear filled the land
A cry went up for a man with guts
To take the east in hand.
They needed a man who was brave and true
With justice for all as his aim,
Then from Cyrodiil came a man with a will,
And Nerevarine was his name...
I fucking love Blazing Saddles! Mel Brooks is a genius
“That uppity Redguard went and hit me in the head with a shovel”
What Hedy did to Bart was not that much different than what the Emperor did to (the prisoner who would become) the Nerevarine. I wonder if the Emperor laughed maniacally and choked on a piece of candy when it occurred to him to send that prisoner to Morrowind too.
If you consider the huge +15 Long Blade bonus that Redguards have in Morrowind, this is quite accurate just replace the Spade with Long Blade.
"Is it true what they say about your people?.............Oh, it's true, it's true!"
"Stop it, you're sucking on my blade!"
I nearly peed my pants: "Your spade skill increases to 70" 🤣🤣🤣
Idea pitch: Weeman from Jackass skating through Markarth
Your Spade skill increases to 70
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your really nailing the untapped market for Blazing Saddles in Morrowind 😁👍👏❤
Rule 1 of creating an Empire in Tamriel. Leave the guys who can embody HoonDing and managed to escape a dying kalpa alone.
Well, he WAS told to put the shovel to good use.
Blazzing Saddles
That's exactly NPC or game AI logic in the end there. Didn't see it by 1 inch, didn't happen. Could have leveled up sneak too.
Your spade skill increased to 70.....
Near lost me a 500 septim hand cart!
I want to see the response to that message. The reaction
I was expecting the Morrowind hit confirm but still hella funny XD
I wonder what meme video you can make with Sheriff Bart and the Count Basie Orchestra playing April in Paris...