KILL TONY: Best Minutes Vol 2

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  • Опубликовано: 22 окт 2024

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  • @kylegilbert5071
    @kylegilbert5071 Год назад +173

    To this day the best joke I've ever heard was from a nobody on this show
    "They say you should live each day like it's your last. Why would I want to spend everyday alone in a hotel room, crying, with a gun in my mouth?"

    • @zander3096
      @zander3096 Год назад +2

      PLEASE tell me who that was

    • @bossthreats
      @bossthreats Год назад

      thats 🔥

    • @Az4liz
      @Az4liz Год назад

      LOOOOLLLLLL

    • @sun.sneezer
      @sun.sneezer 8 месяцев назад

      same does anyone know who said "you can tell what kind of guy you are by how soon you take your dick out before reaching the urinal... for me it's a block away"

    • @thedavisqueen
      @thedavisqueen 7 месяцев назад

      Ok is that original hand Kim

  • @erikhalle6504
    @erikhalle6504 Год назад +28

    The lisp guy statistic bit had me laughing out louder than any joke I've seen on Killtony so far lmao

  • @rondoisbeast999
    @rondoisbeast999 3 года назад +81

    The band does not need mics. The ignition remix rendition was a total buzz kill

    • @BlekJamal
      @BlekJamal 3 года назад +17

      There kinda funny sometimes but I definitely agree that was not funny

    • @Infraredx
      @Infraredx 2 года назад +3

      not gonna lie i thought the ignition remix rendition was hilarious

  • @OldSchoolExplained
    @OldSchoolExplained 3 года назад +48

    lol Hans Kim has evolved

  • @jeffreymarcum9658
    @jeffreymarcum9658 4 года назад +29

    Just seeing Brody sitting up legit cracks me up, like without words he can make me laugh, you are missed brother #positivepush

  • @riglodawnstar41
    @riglodawnstar41 5 лет назад +54

    The r-kelley bit was ahead of its time

    • @5aturnia
      @5aturnia 2 года назад +1

      Literally until the past month. July 2022

    • @djoHn548
      @djoHn548 2 года назад +2

      The Supreme Court joke aged funny tho 😆

  • @trapboxmedia
    @trapboxmedia 3 года назад +12

    7:53 Hans Kim early LA appearance.

  • @sergiomack
    @sergiomack 2 года назад +45

    7:55 Who would have thought that kid would become a Kill Tony regular one day.

  • @RawShogun
    @RawShogun 6 лет назад +54

    My arms were made in china - dead

    • @LJT9393
      @LJT9393 6 лет назад +1

      jon devieon that dude was fckn hilarious 😂

  • @keldonb13
    @keldonb13 2 года назад +5

    "I haven't heard uh
    ya killed it
    ya crushed it
    so many times since that dog sitting misunderstanding".

  • @CompleteProducer84
    @CompleteProducer84 7 лет назад +14

    You are awesome! Been looking for a compliation, and you are the only one doing it. Subscribed.

  • @det.caribou7405
    @det.caribou7405 3 года назад +11

    7:54 HOLY SHIT! Dat be my boy Hans!?

  • @gregorcollins
    @gregorcollins 2 года назад +21

    The Boo Ha Haaaa guy should be hitting it bigger soon. He’s like a modern day cross between Mitch Hedberg and The Boo Ha Haaa guy

    • @kylebutler1101
      @kylebutler1101 2 года назад +10

      no it's annoying, if only he'd drop that absolutely stupid boohaahaa thing he's be enjoyable

    • @djoHn548
      @djoHn548 2 года назад +2

      @@kylebutler1101 his delivery would be so good if he dropped that stuff

    • @indonesianwaffles4402
      @indonesianwaffles4402 Год назад +1

      That guy is the best

    • @gregorcollins
      @gregorcollins Год назад

      i disagree. it's oddly intoxicating. diff't strokes...@@kylebutler1101

    • @gregorcollins
      @gregorcollins Год назад

      disagree.@@nyeagle1928

  • @Vililol
    @Vililol 3 года назад +12

    This minute at 12:40 has to be Top 5 best minutes on kill tony. If not even top 1 ?

  • @undertakerkl
    @undertakerkl 2 года назад +9

    First dude killed it.

    • @StremDubs
      @StremDubs 2 года назад +1

      Yes and props to Tony for letting him finish.

  • @ModeratelyAmused
    @ModeratelyAmused 6 лет назад +123

    I feel like the boo ha ha guy has enough original material that he doesn't need to do the boo ha ha or at least trim it down to a ha ha or some other two syllable rimshot.

    • @the20hunk
      @the20hunk 6 лет назад +36

      that boo haha actually makes it cringy, he is better of without it

    • @shubniggurath1451
      @shubniggurath1451 5 лет назад +53

      I like it because of how unnecessary it is. Mikey is working with levels of irony beyond human comprehension.

    • @joao_cristovao
      @joao_cristovao 5 лет назад +14

      rly hate the boo ha ha
      but its working, we're talking about him

    • @declanryan6540
      @declanryan6540 5 лет назад +5

      @@shubniggurath1451
      Yeah so beyond it's not funny..
      Maybe he should write a unfunny book or something..

    • @reknero5443
      @reknero5443 5 лет назад +4

      Yeah it felt f weird.

  • @bhambhole
    @bhambhole 5 месяцев назад +2

    Dan noland? That guy sounds like Norm and has the best written jokes. Absolutely genius.

  • @loganfrost7439
    @loganfrost7439 2 года назад +7

    Damn Hans Kim is an OG?!

  • @CoachCarter102
    @CoachCarter102 8 месяцев назад +1

    7:45 Sojourners Truth

  • @isaiahsdead
    @isaiahsdead 3 года назад +6

    this is valuable if you wanna become a comedian like holy shit im lucky to be alive during this time

  • @jonate79
    @jonate79 4 года назад +7

    The girl KILLED IT!!

  • @TheInvestmentCircle
    @TheInvestmentCircle 2 дня назад

    “When Harriet Met Tubman” 😂

  • @SamHewittmusic
    @SamHewittmusic 5 лет назад +6

    What do you mean these jokes are sub-par? BOO HAA HAA?!?!

  • @MrChristianbowman82
    @MrChristianbowman82 5 лет назад +6

    It would be fun to go and watch this live and get a good buzz and go up and try it out 😂

    • @H34D7
      @H34D7 4 года назад +5

      That's kinda the whole idea

    • @kenbrovost9653
      @kenbrovost9653 Год назад

      Post on me , beat me
      Try it out-
      Robert Paul Champagne

  • @jjbeerj
    @jjbeerj 4 года назад +11

    “Married to the C” dead.

  • @itowedin
    @itowedin 4 года назад +5

    Steve Lee (Li?) is my new favorite comic.

  • @majorjojo33
    @majorjojo33 Год назад +1

    Omg! Hanz Kim!? I just felt like I saw my friend in another country.

  • @user-lk8ep6nh1u
    @user-lk8ep6nh1u 4 года назад +2

    Guy at 6:55 name is Bradlis. We were coworkers and one day he didn’t show up... Lmao he ended up leaking info on Kill Tony about our work and got fired LMAO!!!!

  • @Terence.McKenna
    @Terence.McKenna Год назад +1

    Ashton absolutely fucking killed it

  • @liammcdonnell8353
    @liammcdonnell8353 2 года назад +3

    Oh shit Hans Kim

  • @germacam3498
    @germacam3498 4 года назад +3

    That guy w cerebral pausly was so fuckin funny

  • @mokodo_
    @mokodo_ 6 лет назад +2

    thanks for making these

  • @legbad7706
    @legbad7706 11 месяцев назад

    That penguin joke was very good.

  • @supersyaz2871
    @supersyaz2871 2 года назад +2

    Holy shit. Hans Kim is in here.

  • @kapner2104
    @kapner2104 9 месяцев назад +1

    Damn didn’t know Hans performed on KT way way back

    • @kuroneko334
      @kuroneko334 12 дней назад

      He was Tony's save from his racist allegations

  • @collinbean2253
    @collinbean2253 2 года назад +3

    Is that Hans Kim at 8 min?

  • @JerryBisMe
    @JerryBisMe Год назад +7

    I lost it at Lyndsey Lowhands, dude is hilarious

    • @briantaylor2.023
      @briantaylor2.023 Год назад

      Didn’t find him *that* funny, tbh. To each their own! 🙌

    • @robertbruhcuh3634
      @robertbruhcuh3634 Год назад

      @@briantaylor2.023shit i have a headache and ima assume your lack of humor on a video like this is the same thing as me

  • @BigSplenda1885
    @BigSplenda1885 2 месяца назад

    Michael KILLED it

  • @Ylylguru
    @Ylylguru 2 года назад +2

    That R Kelly one fucking aged perfectly lmao

  • @H34D7
    @H34D7 4 года назад +2

    I absolutely love the guy at 6:00!

  • @neighbourhoodwatch
    @neighbourhoodwatch 2 года назад +2

    young Hans rules...

  • @roachdoggjr1307
    @roachdoggjr1307 5 лет назад +3

    Give my mans Chevy a spot!

  • @nomisj4622
    @nomisj4622 4 года назад +3

    Ester Ku laugh is contagious

  • @coolguy9616
    @coolguy9616 Год назад +1

    Dan Nolan one of the best sets in the show history

  • @TheComedyColosseum
    @TheComedyColosseum 6 лет назад +40

    If these were best I'm glad we didn't get to see the worst.

    • @pest5373
      @pest5373 5 лет назад +1

      Not as bad as your mangina

    • @codykendall2846
      @codykendall2846 5 лет назад +9

      Pretty good granted they’re not professional comedians and they have one minute to set up and deliver a joke

  • @kellensunday1755
    @kellensunday1755 4 года назад +2

    Comedian* does a regular down south accent, without a punchline.
    Redban:😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jordanfink9049
    @jordanfink9049 10 месяцев назад

    Hans in the belly room!? Whaaaaaat

  • @gabedawg
    @gabedawg 11 месяцев назад

    Jeremiahs laugh 😄

  • @kidpwnz
    @kidpwnz 4 года назад

    jeremiah laughing at the bu ha ha guy ahhhhahhaa

  • @LECITIZENTEN
    @LECITIZENTEN 4 года назад +2

    What’s the name of the “leaf blower” joke guy??

  • @MarlonBrando420
    @MarlonBrando420 5 лет назад +4

    Sad that a couple special guests are gone now

  • @mikethered4864
    @mikethered4864 5 лет назад +2

    The first guy totally ripped that 1st joke from Josh Blue

  • @NailFactoryProds
    @NailFactoryProds Год назад

    Who was the guy at 12:43 ? Brilliant

  • @Goober12321
    @Goober12321 Год назад

    Was the second clip Sara weinshanks first appearance on kill tony?

  • @charlesletan8353
    @charlesletan8353 5 лет назад +1

    anyone know the name of the guy who was on second last? with the penguin joke. he had somme comedy gold

  • @treetrain
    @treetrain Год назад

    Ya all should do best tony reaction videos. And if ya do, can i get 10%? Lol

  • @dylansmith9475
    @dylansmith9475 Год назад

    Who was that Michael guy who made the dog joke ?

  • @JamBeast508
    @JamBeast508 7 месяцев назад

    That fucking sand people laugh lmfao

  • @BRUCEYBOY
    @BRUCEYBOY Год назад +1

    What's the song from 12:35 I can't for the life of me remember?!

    • @aninternetguy
      @aninternetguy Год назад

      where is my mind - pixies

    • @BRUCEYBOY
      @BRUCEYBOY Год назад

      @aninternetguy Thank you so much! You are a saint.

  • @johnqustandi9930
    @johnqustandi9930 2 года назад

    Hows big jay in almost every best minute?!!

  • @TylerAdamsMedia
    @TylerAdamsMedia 6 лет назад +1

    thank you for this. so fun to watch

  • @MrBlackLenses
    @MrBlackLenses 4 года назад +2

    Ashton Womack is a God

  • @TheMightyOdin
    @TheMightyOdin 5 лет назад

    I’m married to the sea(“C”) is fucking clever.

  • @OnexMan1350
    @OnexMan1350 2 года назад +7

    if these are the best bits, i'd hate to see the bad ones.

  • @MyRobincool
    @MyRobincool 6 лет назад +2

    Can I hear Hannibal Buress in the back? Or am I just mental?

  • @ih8myfriends
    @ih8myfriends 4 года назад +6

    How did this guy find all these sets as far as I could count there’s only one good set from a Rando every like three episodes.

  • @Nova-Rift
    @Nova-Rift 5 лет назад +4

    Who is the girl at 1:37? Shes hilarious!

    • @WhiteyThePooh
      @WhiteyThePooh Месяц назад

      If you and Tony want to touch her just say it

  • @SonnyJim173
    @SonnyJim173 2 года назад

    Bruh cheby? Was that his name I need a 30 minute special now

  • @MrNobody91
    @MrNobody91 Год назад +1

    12:01 this one was kind of a bust Imo.

  • @MeesDontMiss
    @MeesDontMiss 3 месяца назад

    whos the guy at 5:19 that shit was funny asf and hella deep

  • @knownworld5992
    @knownworld5992 Год назад +1

    Damn why the fuck they have Hitler in the first clip 😭😭

  • @ethenswords2134
    @ethenswords2134 5 лет назад +4

    What’s the song at 12:35 it sounds very familiar but don’t remember the name of it

    • @lesweenmachine
      @lesweenmachine 5 лет назад +1

      lieutenant T H I C C N E S S Where is my mind by the pixies, it plays at the end of the movie “fight club” with brad Pitt

    • @justinmichel1840
      @justinmichel1840 2 года назад

      @@lesweenmachine thank you kind sir

    • @hung5763
      @hung5763 Год назад

      Loser

  • @diddlez2
    @diddlez2 2 года назад +1

    RIP Brody

  • @sickiii
    @sickiii Год назад

    12:35 can anyone tell me the song name???

  • @TheArbiterOfTruth
    @TheArbiterOfTruth 5 лет назад +7

    Ooof. The SJW’s were out in force lol

  • @APolishPlayer
    @APolishPlayer 3 года назад +1

    Wow glad they replaced the band... Way to kill the final laughs the new guys are trying to get.

  • @BBooBooBop
    @BBooBooBop 2 года назад

    Lisp guy was great

  • @lawrencelazaro8400
    @lawrencelazaro8400 2 года назад +1

    freaking Hans?

  • @johnscallon4901
    @johnscallon4901 Год назад

    7:54 HANS KIM?!?!?

  • @recentevil
    @recentevil 6 лет назад +8

    Always confuse the words optimist and optometrist. I asked a guy to check my glasses, and he said he thought they were half full.

  • @graysonsmith5481
    @graysonsmith5481 7 лет назад +1

    find brain simpsons one, its with joey diaz and some other guest

  • @giovannicanas7746
    @giovannicanas7746 2 года назад

    Hans Kim!!!!

  • @TheMiist
    @TheMiist 5 лет назад +2

    Steve Lee was so fucking funny

  • @Gojephonem
    @Gojephonem 2 года назад +1

    What’s the song @12:36

    • @justinmichel1840
      @justinmichel1840 2 года назад

      I want to know as well 😡

    • @cp-sh9nj
      @cp-sh9nj 2 года назад +1

      Where is my mind by the pixies

    • @cp-sh9nj
      @cp-sh9nj 2 года назад +1

      @@justinmichel1840 Where is my mind by the pixies

  • @masonandrade
    @masonandrade Год назад

    When the woman was making jokes only awkward laughs

  • @ronaldraygun8007
    @ronaldraygun8007 5 лет назад

    haha leafblowers XD

  • @BroKEnCaPSLoCk1
    @BroKEnCaPSLoCk1 6 лет назад

    That Mikey guy is fucking hilarious OML...

    • @tomwatson1
      @tomwatson1 6 лет назад +2

      the guy with the dumb boo ha ha catchphrase?

  • @christianfrech6993
    @christianfrech6993 2 года назад

    7:54 Hans Kim?

  • @rancewhite9312
    @rancewhite9312 3 года назад

    The rong time joke was funny

  • @R90916
    @R90916 Год назад

    chevy terrel

  • @crustyrocket3055
    @crustyrocket3055 12 дней назад

    5:28

  • @reddevil211287
    @reddevil211287 10 месяцев назад

    The boo haha thing is probably the most annoying thing I’ve ever heard

  • @deathofaclown
    @deathofaclown 4 года назад

    is that guy dressed as hitler?

  • @coaiemandushman1079
    @coaiemandushman1079 Год назад

    Boo Haa Haa guy was funny the first time bruh.

  • @RomeroMero255
    @RomeroMero255 Месяц назад

    What the fuck is “boo ha ha” and why does he keep saying it

  • @geofflow8117
    @geofflow8117 Год назад +1

    I started watching kill tony after the move to Texas. But hooooly the previous band was annoying af. Completely ruined the flow of the show

  • @h0bohunter344
    @h0bohunter344 4 года назад

    9:00 I actually wrote this same joke without hearing this guy do it. Thank god i didn't say it on stage, people would call me a joke thief

  • @sixteennumberthree5544
    @sixteennumberthree5544 5 лет назад

    713

  • @NSApple
    @NSApple Год назад

    God that old band was wack

  • @glennrudolph
    @glennrudolph 5 месяцев назад

    That last guy was horrible