*pulls out microscope and sees a minor paint discoloration* Pagani: that finna cost you an arm, leg, your heart, brain, new born child, and your girlfriend
rich people: "just repair it" rich teenager: "EX." edit: "*i just started a war rn*" and ofc this was edited in September 10 2024 i wrote this so the future know it
Man only the screws of that car cost 112,000 approximately, with a cost of $80 each, having 1.400 screws of personalized titanium grade 7, the rims are made by carbon fiber, aluminum and steel, man, the rims of a pagani cost aproximately 6.200 each one, the 4 of them is a new car. 🩻
Poor ahh dude you got any idea how significant a scratch from concrete would be? It costs a lot of money you probably don't have but damn understand some people care about their stuff
Bro exactly, getting tired of these little boys getting mad about girls and cars. Like don't let her drive and get a cheap car. They're better anyway 💀
@@defaultonI know my boyfriend doesn't and probably won't have this car. Nothing against him, Ill still love him- it doesn't matter what car just as long as her has one y'know?
U meant $738,826,927,827,768,847,833,783,737,473,920,101,938,372,194,927,279,837,293,773,829,273,739,292,737,193,267,396,296,123,456,789,159,357,753,426,486,684,284,286,531,999?
@@mason5211 because its not that she doesn't respect my things, it just comes down to that she is a terrible driver. Ive only just replaced the carbon fibre splitter she broke, and i got the blame because my car is to low.🤦
Seems like a skill issue(had to replace front left suspension cause where I live there isn’t a road without it being full of potholes and rough patches)
I drive a Shelby GT500 2022, worked my behind off to get my dream car and actually own it not lease. I love my girl but I would rise from my grave before letting her or anyone drive it
I get that it's a cool looking car but i will NEVER understand buying expensive cars and then focusing on scratches from the part of the vehicle meant to drive on the ground with-you guessed it- DEBRIS Edit: I guess i also just don't understand the point in making a vehicle that expensive to use for civilian use
@@Maxim20710 yeah, if you're saying you purposefully scratched their car. that's a crime, the difference is this was an accident and your tire is not gonna pop from a literal sidewalk 😭
In Finland you could park a cyber truck outside and nothing would happen. I once left my 2000€ laptop to a cafe and it was returned 2 hours later, and the same for my phone.
I mean I wouldn’t mind a car is a car. I care if it can work or not. I need to get to where I need to go. Although I do understand that if it’s valuable yeah no this is precious to you.
@@JunkieMunkey213no one really cares about him being richer but making a video where your trying to flex it then playing a shity remix of gangster paradise while using an ai to say you would of dumped your gf over a scratch to look cool is pathetic and screams of insecurity
Tips on how to be a good partner 1. Boys really do care about their cars 2. Treat them like a prince as well 3. Personality matters 4. Don’t overthink 5. Don’t spill deep convos to friends 6. Just say thank you if they say bless you and don’t say how did you get into my house 7. Support love 8. Let them game
@@mosaladplayz1120if someone really wanted that car they can get it. Sh%t if your desperate enough you can get a loan and buy the car. It’s not considered “successful” to have a car like that
Write the Pagani off as totalled and send it to me 🏁
Lmao
They sent it over to Houston for a car show 😂 I saw it this morning 🔥🔥🔥
I call dibs
no i wanna be dirty dan!!!!!
Same lmao 🤣
Rim : *gets scratched*
Pagani: "aight that's going to cost a liver and 2 kidneys
*pulls out microscope and sees a minor paint discoloration* Pagani: that finna cost you an arm, leg, your heart, brain, new born child, and your girlfriend
Him : I know a girl with 1 liver a d 2 kidney
@@TerrenceWilliams-sd8hc LOL
@@TerrenceWilliams-sd8hc 💀
Frrr
Rim: “Hey you scratched me, repair me”
Pagani: “It’ll be 11.2 million, please.”
Fr 😂 pagani really be asking for MoNeY 😂
@dr.sanjayjoshi8459
‘Asking’ you mean taking 🗿
@@dr.sanjayjoshi8459 u dont even know wha u talking about
@Juneteenth19 right choice 🗿
Almost more then the car 😂😂
Nah that shi would've been more than her home 😂💀
Driver: *sneezes in a pagani*
Pagani: pay 500000000 for repair
500,000,000
5 million
Bro was 1 second away from the guy opening his cat
why do you let you're gf park the car😂😂😂😂😂😶😑
@Saitama_stronk ???? 500 million, not 5 million.
@@Stalinium.1 It's 500 million
If the car's rim gets scratched
Pagani : Ok that'll be $16784
True
I have one and the price is about in the range of 80,000-110,000 Depending on the amount of damage
Not even close. Pagani has to work extra hours to craft that rim 😅
Naah, he will just pull a set of wheels of hiswheel and tire companies.. it’s Steve Hamilton.
Much more buddy
Bro almost started WW3 💀
He almost turn into thanos
Gay
@DraeLewis-mm1hzidk
DADDDDDD!
My son is here !!
Insurance company: "you hit what!!!"
Bro almost started his villain arc ☠️
Holy moly I forgot about this 😭
LOL💀💀💀
☝️🤓
Bro congratulations for 900 likes
I was your 900 like🎉
Congratulations on 1k likes dude *never reply* . I was your 1,000th🎉
Fr
rich people: "just repair it"
rich teenager: "EX."
edit: "*i just started a war rn*"
and ofc this was edited in
September 10 2024 i wrote this so the future know it
Well it ain’t going to be cheap to repair so…
Man only the screws of that car cost 112,000 approximately, with a cost of $80 each, having 1.400 screws of personalized titanium grade 7, the rims are made by carbon fiber, aluminum and steel, man, the rims of a pagani cost aproximately 6.200 each one, the 4 of them is a new car. 🩻
Poor ahh dude you got any idea how significant a scratch from concrete would be? It costs a lot of money you probably don't have but damn understand some people care about their stuff
I don’t care how rich I am a scratch is still a scratch
@@bonaidmole9445vsauce ahh comment
The anxiety that comes with street parking a Pagani...
what's the daily average you get on your pagani?
My new faverute guy
It’s just like parking a long truck except it’s low
Ah yes the struggles of having a pagani as your daily 😔
I drive a damn q50 but the street parking makes me crazy nervous for it (whoever liked my comment just know I GOT BROKEN INTO TODAY FML)
Amazing Pagani , and also the 918 in the back 👏
I love how there’s just a random Porsche behind a PAGANI
thats his
Bro thats a Lamborghini 💀💀💀💀
@@Cool_egg25 no it’s not it’s a Porsche
@@Cool_egg25 nah man its porsche 918 spyder
@reycabitac2225 thank you for having common sense
"Bro why are you recording My car?" 💀
its their car lol
@@ZyaniteRBLXfax
@@ZyaniteRBLX i think you missed the joke buddy
it’s the hamilton collection bro 😅
@@ZyaniteRBLX Have you ever heard of a joke
*the advantage to having a cheap car is you don’t have to be scared of rocks in the road*
And you put your relationship at risk just because of a car..
@@RUdntkK-ds9zu why would I want a girl that only cared about how nice of a car I have.
@@almoondiq
Fr, as well as, not everyone is gonna be rich, so they have to realize their future husbands won't have types of cars like that, etc
Bro exactly, getting tired of these little boys getting mad about girls and cars. Like don't let her drive and get a cheap car. They're better anyway 💀
@@defaultonI know my boyfriend doesn't and probably won't have this car. Nothing against him, Ill still love him- it doesn't matter what car just as long as her has one y'know?
That pagani looks beautiful
Bro'z relationship is litterly of a car💀
i will do that
Spelling level 100
Bro is the epitome of “sound it out”
*literally
Same id say that too
He's living in that type of rich ass neighbourhood we all seen in that one cartoon💀
Bloxburg looking neighborhood fr
It's Soo small that Ant-Man even has problems getting through there
Edit1: Omg i have never gotten so many likes thanks guys
w comment
Yo we have the same pfp
Bro you're car is awesome 😮😮😮
Rim:*gets scratched*
Pagani:that will be $152,910,445,665,129,765,650,675,570,600,720,012,440,999,564,786,456,000,987, 212,009,710,876,452
that would be unvigintillion
That would be virgintillion
And 3 cents
U meant $738,826,927,827,768,847,833,783,737,473,920,101,938,372,194,927,279,837,293,773,829,273,739,292,737,193,267,396,296,123,456,789,159,357,753,426,486,684,284,286,531,999?
Dude loves his car more then his Gf
Its a video
@@andyvurgos1265ik but I don’t get the point of what you ment
@@JamalSmith-mb7qxgirlfriend=wallet drainer
car= atleast beautiful and not annoying
@@lotlolota bro does NOT have a good girlfriend
@@lotlolota agreed 👍
behind the scenes of this video: “aye bro, am i hitting the curb yet?”
“naw bro back up a lil more”
Lmaoo
Lmao💀
Fr
Fr
Bro that’s a violation right there ☠️☠️☠️
That's a nice car😊😊😊
Bro is calling us poor in 100 different ways💀☠️
fr ☠️💀
Pro tip: don’t buy expensive cars when you’re starting family..
it could still sell for a good amount and get a trackhawk
Tbh if you have money for a expansive car while start family you'll probably have a familly car in the garage
@@ElffVRoriginalthats not the point
Great pro tip! (When starting a family invest more into the family)
well i mean like he has like all the money in the world. u should see his house, it’s SO NICE
My man got violated and roasted like a chicken dinner
Wtf
Wrong video bud
What?
What
Bro forgot to take his meds😔
Thats a nice car btw😊
Bro was 1cm away from breaking up 💀
u mean 1 millimeter
Thats what she said
Atom*
Subatomic particle*
*Plack Lenhgt
Bros relationship is held on by a single car 💀💀💀💀💀
Bro y’all in the comments need to chill
That car is 1 million or more
@@HasTheTimeGone And?
@@komiesu if you ruined ur girlfriends million dollar dress shed leave you
@@HasTheTimeGoneno one would unless their relationship is weak or fake
Yep
It’s sad that bro cares about his car more than his girlfriend
Fr
@@Capcut_templess fake, Car is more important that some feMALE
Cause she ain't his wife😑
True@@renatajones-kw5jq
I mean it cost like three houses to repair this thing so it’s quite understandable
Yoo dang the car is fire man
BRO almost started his demon arc💀
Bro cares about cars more then his own girlfriend
Fr
its a joke video 😂
that car is worth an extreme amount of money
the gf is temporary and the cars is permanent
If he loses his car she gonna let him, so he's right to care more about his care.
I keep a permanent marker in the glove box for when my wife kerbs the wheels on my BMW M4. Advantages of having gloss black wheels.😂
i just tell people “if you don’t look at it then it’s not there” 🤣
Bro…
Why you letting her drive it if she doesn't respect your things
@@mason5211 because its not that she doesn't respect my things, it just comes down to that she is a terrible driver. Ive only just replaced the carbon fibre splitter she broke, and i got the blame because my car is to low.🤦
Seems like a skill issue(had to replace front left suspension cause where I live there isn’t a road without it being full of potholes and rough patches)
How bro felt after that: 👹👹👹😈😈😈👺👺👺
I drive a Shelby GT500 2022, worked my behind off to get my dream car and actually own it not lease. I love my girl but I would rise from my grave before letting her or anyone drive it
High Speed Evader: Nothing can stop me 😈😈😈
The curb: “🗿”
Bro was gonna do everything for his car. 💀
well it costs a lot more money then you and I have combined...
Nobody gonna talk bout the car at the back 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
Even for a skit I wouldn’t do that. I can’t imagine what a rim on a pagani would cost
That's Hamilton for you😂
Steve literally doesn’t care 😂
Like 1000$ its just a wheel
@@HansShacklefordisnt it carbon fibre, it is infact NOT just a wheel
I know a rim would be around 30,000$ per set not lying
bro called us poor in every possible way💀
Imagine trusting someone enough to let them drive your Pagani.
imagine breaking up over a car daddy paid for
@@dale9042a car is a car
@@dale9042if the car is a pagani..
@@dale9042bro the Hamilton collection has like every car ever
@@whoareyou3781Made with OF money..
the porsche 918 chilling in the back
A family is more important than that piece of metal.
If you brokes something you can just repair it but if you lose a love one you can't do anything
Are you stupid WHO LETS A Pagani, BREAK?! these are expensive he doesn't WANT IT TO BREAK REMEMBER SCRATCH A DRUG DEALERS RIDE
It costs a liver to repair it bud
Bro that car is worth more than my whole life bud
@@losttmediaa yes.
But you can't buy life.
@@Curomic_edits it maybe cost a liver.
But if you lost a love one you can do nothin
I get that it's a cool looking car but i will NEVER understand buying expensive cars and then focusing on scratches from the part of the vehicle meant to drive on the ground with-you guessed it- DEBRIS
Edit: I guess i also just don't understand the point in making a vehicle that expensive to use for civilian use
Yeah but it could pop and If i would Scratch Ur (let's assume u have a McLaren) would u care?
@@Maxim20710 yeah, if you're saying you purposefully scratched their car. that's a crime, the difference is this was an accident and your tire is not gonna pop from a literal sidewalk 😭
You gotta fix them, they cost a fucking lot
@@whiteetk8000persona3isgood you do not have to fix a lil rim scratch
It's the rim. NOT THE FUCKING TIRE.
Bro, how is he able to park that kind of car in the street?😂😂😂 DANGGGGGGGGGG
Wanna see a magic trick? Park that car on the curb anywhere in atlanta😂😂
@@cjbryant9086then turn around for 3 seconds and poof it disappeared, Magic lol
Park in in San Antonio you won’t be able to get down without getting robbed first😂
In Finland you could park a cyber truck outside and nothing would happen. I once left my 2000€ laptop to a cafe and it was returned 2 hours later, and the same for my phone.
1 mm to the curve and she would have see a magic trick
"wanna see a magic trick
Poof you're single"
I mean I wouldn’t mind a car is a car. I care if it can work or not. I need to get to where I need to go. Although I do understand that if it’s valuable yeah no this is precious to you.
Bro cares more about his car then his girlfriend 💀💀💀
a car that's over a million dollars? Yes, it is more important than a person who could end our relationship any day
its not even a car, its his damn tire-
@@tokai_rio23well a human being is worth MAYY more than that stupid tire bro💀
@@tokai_rio23if you have enough money to buy a pagani, you'd have enough money to not care about a scratch
No a human being isn’t worth more than a pagani tire - 👴🏻 @@Idkwhattodololl
Love is more valuable than money 💰❤
shut up loouser!!
Bro has a pagani but still lives in the suburbs...
no he doesnt, bruh go to his other videos 🤣
Whats wrong if he did lol
@@lemonboi_project ikr
@@lemonboi_projecthe should be living in a rich area or else his shit finna get robbed.
Her girl after watching this video: THATS IT WERE DONE" him: okay then thank god
“alright here’s your rental for the day” prob not even his 💀
edit: bro chill in the comment section
it is
Watch his videos bro he has a lot of expensive cars
alr
Hell yeah my nigga his networth aint even a quarter of what his cars Worth 😂😂
Even if it is a rental, he at least has something going for him.
“Honey!! Stop looking at the neighbors car!”
💀
Your not funny.
@@YourNiga69bro it is funny ur JST mad
@@laneymack mad over what?a little unfunny joke he/she made?
@@YourNiga69you are and you have to accept it,cope
bro appreciates money more then love 💀
Ye me too
@@_Woop 😬
@@_Woop💀.
Same. Money is more important
@@Waltuhhh🗿
I swear there is something about men and there cars... 💀
Episode 1 of... : Shit that never happened
Don't be jealous that he's richer than all of us 😂
@@JunkieMunkey213no one really cares about him being richer but making a video where your trying to flex it then playing a shity remix of gangster paradise while using an ai to say you would of dumped your gf over a scratch to look cool is pathetic and screams of insecurity
@@JunkieMunkey213Ngl you dickeating
@@sceonaiddover6585everyone wit a brain knows what hes doin but he still gonna make these shorts for the car ppl to enjoy and the haters to interact
@@JunkieMunkey213that’s a shitty outlook buddy
that 918 in the back was solid
"bro whatchu recording my car down there dude getta hell outta here" 💀
That car is cool😮💨
Imagine unironically breaking up with someone because they accidentally scratched your tire 💀
☠
Lol
id do it
It’s a pagani bruv
@user-qc9fj9rm3y it's a car 💀
Just get a cheap one
He would have refunded his children
Wtf😂😂
Wait, his wife is his child??? That's some goofy ass Alabama EDP445 shi
@@OverlordOogwayno it’s smth else
"put them back in"
@@stupidyrh 💀💀
Bro must really really REALLY care about that Porsche then
It’s a pagani
The pagani is better and more expensive than the Porsche
(Also got a higher top speed)
@@John_again_Johnso?
@@_thebasketballbrosthere's a 618 spider behind it
@@leschroder7773 918, not 618
You know those rims are already cooked they just reparked 🤣
there are millimitres or less between the two!!
same 😔
@@grapefrootRLit’s ok size doesn’t matter
@@connorsshorts7915Sir your in iceland
Bro really loves is car more than his life 💀
Damb that tire is mad close with no adoubt
Nah she didn't realize how close she was becoming to be my ex is crazy ☠️😂
Bro loves a car more than an human being and his relationship
FRRR
Bro man love cars a lot ok???
@@bindhubinesh8333 ok???
would you like it if someone scratched your 1 million dollar car.
@@Reczony I mean it’s just a small scratch
"It's so offensive"
🌒🌘
👄
Yet so true
What the 😭
😭😭😭😭
The Porsche in the back 😮💨
🔥
If I was him I wouldn't even let her touch the car
idc if i bought the mona lisa and she breaks it, i'd still be with her cuz its not about the money it's about relationship.
AWWWW THATS SO SWEET.BOY WHATS UR NUMBER I WANA B E WITH UU😏
@@Urmom22123 sussy baka
you're a real man
i think maybe im just toxic because id be pissed if they broke something that expensive
its a joke, and would u like it if someone scratched your million dollar car
Tips on how to be a good partner
1. Boys really do care about their cars
2. Treat them like a prince as well
3. Personality matters
4. Don’t overthink
5. Don’t spill deep convos to friends
6. Just say thank you if they say bless you and don’t say how did you get into my house
7. Support love
8. Let them game
R/niceguys
the pagani is crazy
That woman is either lucky, or an absolute parking legend in disguise
I really Hope she sees this and breaks up with him I don’t think anyone’s worth is less than a car
For this I would give up 200 girlfriends and
@@DCSDude18you don’t even have one let alone 200
@@Callmecrazy-3456damn💀
@@DCSDude18ye in 2000 years
But I, will
Bro just claimed someone else's Pagani for a vid 💀
It is his💀
@@BetterThanSparksYT15 Leave him be.He probably cant accept the fact that there is someone much more successful that him
@@cocobean3996It's a literal car? Fym "successful?"
@@0ldb00eHe's successful enough to be able to buy that car.
@@mosaladplayz1120if someone really wanted that car they can get it. Sh%t if your desperate enough you can get a loan and buy the car. It’s not considered “successful” to have a car like that
BEEEN SPEENDINGGGGGGG 🗣🗣💯💯 🔥 🔥
Apple: sorry its totaled
Apple is more like if theres a single scratch on the car from dust or dirt, apple says its totaled
Thats not related to the video?
@@CocoLeCat I'm just saying that Apple care is trash so it's a joke that Apple would say the cars totaled
💀
@@AMZOO2013 💀
Bro is really thinking this is his car 💀💀
driveway be like
His gf: *pours water on the car*
Him: "HOW DARE YOU POUR WATER ON MY CAR?! WE'RE OVER"
your name and pfp says it all lmao.
Bro that's a cool car i want that car❤
People worry too much about cars, then love
nuh uh
well becz they obviously spent more than they can afford
you can get girls for free but not a pagani
@@Alluminum.foilfrbro is the type of guy thinks girls are free and slave
@@daryanshah543 it's literally proven by the video
How did you get it out 😂
fr
The door goes up I think (don’t trust me on that I’m more of firearms guy than cars guy(
When you’re petty and got some beef now
Ex ❌
Enemy ✅
Car guys will literally do anything except get a personality
W girl for not knowing and still not scraping 👏👏👏👏👏👏🏾
Algorithm really didn’t like this one lol, which one of you actually parked it that close
Super cool car!
Bro went to far 😂😂
Her : *parks the car to close*
Him: YOU WERE THAT🤏 CLOSE TO BE SINGLE
Too
Bro really tried to blame that on his wife 💀
Oop the car: one scratch and it’s going to cost 100m😂😂😂
"I let my girl park my car, she didnt realize how close she was to becoming my ex" 👍👍
"BEEN SPENDI-" 💀💀
"I swear my little brother was playing guys" You know he did that. lol
"BABY YOU WERE THIS CLOSE TO BEING SINGLE!!!"
Bro was a atom away 🫡
that car fire broo
''Honey our car is being recorded again!''