I like how firm and relaxed his *"Clear the road"* was, it's like he just gently patted him aside, instead of inverting his insides like a hamster in a microwave
"What about all the good things war has done for us? Why don't we ever hear speeches about that? Jobs, technology, a common purpose... All we're sayin' is... GIVE WAR A CHANCE!" -Sundowner
Worked in a stryker unit. Never have I seen a female vehicle commander, nor any female combat arms soldier that wasn't an absolute psychopath Edit: to reiterate I have never seen a female vehicle commander period.
I mean, what did you expect firing a burst of shells the size of Thanos' thumb at someone, that they weren't gonna turn into Heinz ketchup? Guys, it's not that deep. Who cares what tank it was?
@@jonh101thought it was a 20mm for a second but the gun was able to shoot a few shells in 1 to 1.5 seconds. A 20mm would possibly take a little bit more time to shoot out a couple rounds
Honestly, the second segment is the most realistic, the PTSD and shit usually sets in AFTER the war is over. A level of coldness and dark humor is needed for anyone going into combat.
@@cola-warthunder Tbh, I disagree with yall statements. Especially since ya sent the same message three times. Are these three alts and you have dementia or are yall a hivemind?
Like, what you expect from someone is still not used to killing other human? Yeah it's sound horrible, but hey, if you stuck in a battlefield you better think about yourself before your mates or enemies (at least, that's how I think about it).
Reminds me of a scene from Barry where a bunch of theater kids reenact Barry's first kill as a soldier. The theater people are over-dramatic and assume Barry cried and screamed in guilt when he shot the guy. In reality, his squadmates cheered him on and congratulated him on his marksmanship. Kinda shows the disconnect of how civilians view war and how the people who actually fought have to act.
And he had to confirm that was what it was like to them because they would never understand reality unless they were there. They'd outcast him and call him evil.
No surprising, when you have a generation with minimal conflict, (specially the people of Hollywood) any confrontation is seen as bad and confronting it is traumatic. In reality, having no confidence to face conflict, with zero motive to fight, is the fastest way to die, witch is why prideful soldiers and supportive companionship is vital, not only to compliment a man to fight but also cheer on a man to carry on living, otherwise a man has nothing but guilt and shame. So for conclusion, I do agree what you mean, as this is a pussycat generation in a way.
The second clip has a better anti-war message imo. Just tweak a few things and you have a scene straight out of Come And See. The first clip looks more like a scene in a CoD game that the only exists for shock value.
The woman’s reaction is too human. War is fought by those stripped of their humanity. I know I’m over analyzing a shitpost but the second clip is more representative of how routine and monotonous death becomes in war.
@@magmapixel8627 The woman in the video actually met the girl with the bomb beforehand, and got emotional bc of that. More details can be seen in the video
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For those wondering, in the animation at the beginning, the reason that the tank pilot threw up is because a few days prior a little girl kept showing up in front of them and offered them food, and did so for a few days until the enemy faction took notice. The next day the girl approached them again but they noticed something was wrong and realized that the enemy soldiers had strapped a bomb to her and had her try to blow them up. After firing some warning shots they were left with no choice but to kill the little girl, which is why the tank pilot reacted the way that she did.
Reminds me of playing arma 3 specop operation, we entered the AO in a small town and one AI team member entered a house and said CONTACT - CIVILIAN Then immediately like the second he finished reporting I heard a gunshot and TARGET DOWN
I experienced a similar scenario but in a rts game where my ally accidentally nuked the the dude we were meant to protect thus making me lose the mission
Or you can see it go from me spec Ops: the Line way of thinking the virgin soldier broken by guilt and pain steam caused by the horrors of War turns into the Chad heinous, psychotic, and bloodthirsty war criminal
@@djmars1983I mean he put phosphorus on all those refugees. I mean even if he didn't know he could have just not used the phosphorus but it forced us to do so
A female soldier with PTSD: "I have seen civilians being brutally murdered" Judge Holden, Adam Smasher and Sundowner: **They stare at each other and laugh about it**
Wasn't Anime made to be escapism? Like, what did you expect, realism? With these cartoon-ass lookin' mfs with eyes that cover about 25% of their faces?
@idk-sd2kn LMFAO what they forced a child to go to war and then let them operate an armored vehicle??? That must be SOME CHILD if they're letting her drive that. Shit, force me to war RIGHT NOW if I get to drive armored vehicles.
@@Davis... but he specifically said he was trying to kill him first, civilian shooting at a soldier is considered a combatant and killing them is not a crime
Notice how the kid got discombobulated BEFORE we heard the order to “clear the road” ? Now that’s an effective and loyal soldier, he’s even precognitive in his work!
exactly what if the girl was holding a RPG-9? the tank crew would never go back to see their families again, I say its the girl's fault for not getting out of the zone as soon as possible.
@@arins8114 You are partly incorrect. She shouldn't have even approach the tank crew in the first place knowing well that the insurgents will take advantage of that. Therefore its justified and she forfeited her neutrality as a civilian.
@@TaxFraudCommitter Its a bit overkill for someone simply blocking a convoy but the first girl's annihilation is justified because she was carrying a bomb, which means that shes actively participating in combat.
Kinda hilarious that the second one shows that war can make someone extremely desensitized to killing someone, while the first feels like an attempt at Drama
"War is War and Hell is Hell and by comparison war is alot worse, there are no innocent bystanders in hell while war is full of them" - Benjamin "Hawkeye" Pierce
He actually saved that pedestrian by shooting him killing him instantly because if he didn’t, He would get run over, I mean, Do you know how high the Medical Bill is?
@@aegeanharrier6648 Actually APCs have lower ground pressure than regular cars do, helps keeping them from sinking in the mud and all that. A regular car has about 30psi pressure a Stryker is like 5 psi. You have a better chance of surviving an APC running you over than a car.
I love how the order to clear the road was given after the civilian was popped like a grape meaning most likely the gunner saw the civilian and blew them up because they felt like it and the captain just went along with it
Red sun Red sun over paradise Red sun Red sun over paradise Golden rays of the glorious sunshine Setting down, such a blood-red light Now the animals slowly retreat To the shadows - out of sight Arid breeze blows across the mountains Giving flight to the birds of prey In the distance machines come To transform Eden - day by day Only love is with us now Something warm and pure Find a peace within ourselves No need for a cure When the wind is slow And the fire’s hot The vulture waits to see what rots Oh how pretty All the scenery This is nature’s sacrifice When the air blows through With a brisk attack The reptile tail ripped from its back When the sun sets We will not forget the Red sun over paradise Red sun
Fun fact: humans can laugh in stressful or traumatic type situations because it’s a coping mechanism for the mind to handle the absolute terror that is bestowing upon your eyes
"Do yo want it, if necessary, more total and radical than anything that we yet today can even conceive?" Yes! That's when you realize the whole "young men kill one another without hating each other because of old men who hate each other without killing each other" is false The young knew each other and CHOOSE to kill him, not because of old men but for other things The old man declares war, AND the young voluntarily fights for them
This is actually a show of transformation. He was exposed to many horrible things that he became desentisized and played it all for laughs. You can't get rid of it, but it sure can get rid of you.
The top of her body was already out of the vehicle to give orders, if a sniper was going to shoot, then they would’ve done it while she was sitting still, not falling onto the sand and puking.
bruh if we get rid of war, all its gonna take is one competent militarist to take over the whole world. war will never end as long there is human nations as thats simply how humanity works.
Through the gates of hell As we make our way to heaven Through the Nazi lines Primo victoria We’ve been training for years Now we’re ready to strike As the great operation begins We’re the first wave on the shore We’re the first ones to fall Yet soldiers have fallen before In the dawn they will pay With their lives as the price History’s written today In this burning inferno Know that nothing remains As our forces advance on the beach Aiming for heaven though serving in hell Victory is ours their forces will fall Through the gates of hell As we make our way to heaven Through the Nazi lines Primo victoria On the 6th of June On the shores of western Europe 1944 D-day upon us We’ve been here before Used to this kind of war Crossfire grind through the sand Our orders were easy It’s kill or be killed Blood on both sides will be spilled In the dawn they will pay With their lives as the price History’s written today Now that we are at war With the axis again This time we know what will come 6th of June 1944 Allies are turning the war Normandy state of anarchy Overlord
@Deathwing Terminator Through the gates of hell As we make our way to heaven Through the Nazi lines Primo victoria We’ve been training for years Now we’re ready to strike As the great operation begins We’re the first wave on the shore We’re the first ones to fall Yet soldiers have fallen before In the dawn they will pay With their lives as the price History’s written today In this burning inferno Know that nothing remains As our forces advance on the beach Aiming for heaven though serving in hell Victory is ours their forces will fall Through the gates of hell As we make our way to heaven Through the Nazi lines Primo victoria On the 6th of June On the shores of western Europe 1944 D-day upon us We’ve been here before Used to this kind of war Crossfire grind through the sand Our orders were easy It’s kill or be killed Blood on both sides will be spilled In the dawn they will pay With their lives as the price History’s written today Now that we are at war With the axis again This time we know what will come 6th of June 1944 Allies are turning the war Normandy state of anarchy Overlord
@@panzr-fox Fast as the wind, the invasion has begun Shaking the ground with the force of thousand guns First in the line of fire First into hostile land Tanks leading the way Leading the way Charging the lines with the force of a furious storm Fast as the lighting phantoms swarm Two hundred miles at nightfall Taken within a day Thus earning their name Earning the fame They are the panzer elite, born to compete, never retreat (ghost division) Living or dead, always ahead, fed by your dread Always ahead, as the blitzkrieg rages on Breaking morale with the the sound of blazing guns First in the line of fire First into hostile land Tanks leading the way Leading the way Leaving a trail of destruction to a foreign land (waging war with conviction) Massive assault made to serve the Nazi plan (Wehrmacht's pride, ghost division) Communication's broken Phantom's are far away Thus earning their name Earning the fame They are the panzer elite, born to compete, never retreat (ghost division) Living or dead, always ahead, fed by your dread Pushing the frontline forth with a tremendous force (far ahead, breaks resistance) Breaching the way for panzer corps (shows no fear, self-subsistent) First in the line of fire First into hostile land Tanks leading the way Claiming the fame They are the panzer elite, born to compete, never retreat (ghost division) Living or dead, always ahead, fed by your dread Panzer elite, born to compete, never retreat (ghost division) Living or dead, always ahead, fed by your dread
Dug in deep, equipped for attack Outnumbered, determined to win Double trench lines that won't give in They're prepared, let the battle begin Here again, they've done this before A lesson that they should have learned by now Reinforced with new men and guns Who are ready for death when it comes United they're strong United they're holding the line The Valley of Death Awaiting the British as they come their way Their attack is coming, fight them back Bulgarians holding the line Facing wave after wave, will never surrender Again, again, again, again They attack, Bulgaria held them back Unleash their counter barrage Let it rain, artillery pounding the trenches No surrender, fight them until the end Fortified, and made to defy Protected by wires and guns Troops as far as the eye can see They advance under Vazov's command Row on row, as they come from below Twice they attack, twice they're beaten back Every time they try, they will die Their line of defense is still intact For white, green and red For the nation they're fighting for The British are done Three times the defense of Doiran has been won Their attack is coming, fight them back Bulgarians holding the line Facing wave after wave, will never surrender Again, again, again, again They attack, Bulgaria held them back Unleash their counter barrage Let it rain, artillery pounding the trenches No surrender, fight them until the end For white, green and red For the nation they're fighting for The British are done Three times the defense of Doiran has been won Their attack is coming, fight them back Bulgarians holding the line Facing wave after wave, will never surrender Again, again, again, again They attack, Bulgaria held them back Unleash their counter barrage Let it rain, artillery pounding the trenches No surrender, fight them till the, fight until the end!
Im gonna be totally real here. Those tanker grunts would NEVER react like that in the first, nor second video. They'd shoot a bastard in the distance, shoot a quick joke out then keep on rolling. No better reaction than "Yeah, that was pretty funny."
Watching the first clip reminds me of the scene from Barry, where what happened on stage is a stark contrast from what happened in reality. On stage the actors were crying but on the flashback Barry was smiling and giggling with his comrades.
I like how firm and relaxed his *"Clear the road"* was, it's like he just gently patted him aside, instead of inverting his insides like a hamster in a microwave
If surviving a microwave was a test, my hamster gets an F.
@@averagejoe8358 Let it do a re-test
@averagejoe8358 Surely it was just a fluke, better test again
What an odd description, mind I asking where you got such ideas? Surely I entrust that it wasn't from experience....
@@josesaldana2624 Never ask questions if you aren't ready for the truth
I dont even blame him. When you run people over in that game half the time you get sent to mars.
games name?
@@parrothacksyt9002 that’s arma 3 isn’t it?
@@bruhzy2139 doesnt look like it.
@@parrothacksyt9002 This is indeed Arma 3. They're using the bloodlust mod which adds the giblets.
@@jbash0824 thanks.
*disintegrates person*
"Clear the road."
G o o d
J o b
👍
Edit: I'm gonna brown
*What*
IM SHITTING ?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
thx for 45 or more idk.
Amazing, mission complete.
@@prinz4279this is why youre the best boss
Just love how there wasnt even that much sound
Just a "chink" and he turns into tomato soup, not even atleast a sound of the body tearing apart
@@Kyle_Reese they're going to wirite stories about this
“Like I said, kids are cruel, Jack. And I'm very in touch with my inner child.”
- Sundowner.
W Metal Gear quote.
"Kids are cruel, AND I LOVE MINORS"
-Probably Sundowner
"Kids are cruel jack, and I touch kids."
@@testdest I see you're a gacha player at heart, too.
"War is hell, my kind of hell"
- Soldier TF2
You deserve a medal 🏅
@@SMH69WasTakenpurple heart
o7
Remember kids be like soldier
"if fighting is sure to result in victory then you must fight."
-Sun Tzu
Civilian casualties? I call that a kill streak.
A-10 pilots when they accidentally strafe an Iraqi convoy instead of a British one 😭😭😭😡😤🤬🤬
I call that target practice.
I call that a level up
Army recruiters hate this simple trick
@@Sheep-Shagger Army recruiters just try and gaslight you into entering their regiment. My brother almost joined the Rifles Regt. cause of it 🤮🤮🤢
"War is just a part of who we are, why fight it?" - Sundowner
thats a fucking Giga-Chad quote right there.
amazing double meaning
@@_layman_ Finally a double meaning that does not involve the first meaning being Inocent and the second being Sexual
"What about all the good things war has done for us? Why don't we ever hear speeches about that? Jobs, technology, a common purpose... All we're sayin' is... GIVE WAR A CHANCE!"
-Sundowner
I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE!
"lets represent the horrors of war with anime girls"
The developers while developing Girls Frontline:
Nikke adding "hot" to the statement:
Let’s go! I can have the worst post-nut clarity ever!
Actually makes it even worse
And they're all lesbians and in love with each other
Beta "i was just following orders" vs chad "I gave all the orders of my free will"
"Fire at will" - Chad M1128 Wolf Pack commander.
“Why yes, I gladly and happily followed my orders.”
"While I was carrying out my orders, I added some orders of my own as well."
Beta disgusted free thinker vs chad loyal soldier
"You guys needed orders for that shit?"
"WAR IS HELL! FREEDOM ISN'T FREE! I'M IN A TANK!" - TF2 soldier
WAR IS HELL! FREEDOM ISN'T FREE! I'M IN A TANK!
"War is hell!"
"Ok Tankless and No Vehicle walky talky"
The Virgin "I endured it for my country" v.s. the Chad "I had fun."
@@segismundosaulalex3065absolute gigaChad, after having his eye shot out and his arm cut off, man just said he enjoyed war
@@segismundosaulalex3065 *Sabaton playing in the distance*
@@justaserbiandoomer497and MF amputated his own fingers himself after the doctors refused to do it
you when you say “war is fun” and then realize its actual hell
Best job i've ever had
Germany reacting to their history vs Mongolia reacting to theirs:
If it wasn’t for the Us, German reaction would be different
german reaction to warcrimes compared to japanese reaction to warcrimes
@@KeniclesTheEpic the japanese just pretend, really really hard, that they never committed any at all.
Germany's reaction vs The Balkans' reaction
Worked in a stryker unit. Never have I seen a female vehicle commander, nor any female combat arms soldier that wasn't an absolute psychopath
Edit: to reiterate I have never seen a female vehicle commander period.
That's why I wholeheartedly support women in the military.
What they lack in genetic advantage, they make up for with hormonal rage.
That’s why I support FET units
@@SharpForceTrauma true let the psychopaths be fodder.
We should put women in their period at the front lines. Enemy morale drops rapidly as they see the wave of pure destruction 😂
@@Epsilon-18 Talk about leaving behind a trail of blood
I mean, what did you expect firing a burst of shells the size of Thanos' thumb at someone, that they weren't gonna turn into Heinz ketchup?
Guys, it's not that deep. Who cares what tank it was?
I'm not sure whether it was a 50 BMG or bigger but yeah those things fucking disentegrate
@@jonh101 Now that you mentioned it, it does sound like a M2 Browning.
Nah bro that was hilarious, the suspense only for an arm to fly away in a green screens explosion made laugh not even kidding 😂
@@ZackNathan41 they did
@@jonh101thought it was a 20mm for a second but the gun was able to shoot a few shells in 1 to 1.5 seconds. A 20mm would possibly take a little bit more time to shoot out a couple rounds
Honestly, the second segment is the most realistic, the PTSD and shit usually sets in AFTER the war is over. A level of coldness and dark humor is needed for anyone going into combat.
no not really
@IEatAnts644 DO NOT EAT ANTS
@@REDACTED-32NL Yes furry
Yep, the man who fights the war isn't the victim.
It's the man who leaves it.
@@REDACTED-32NLMfs out here like they aren't also weird
“IF GOD HAD WANTED YOU TO LIVE HE SHOULD HAVE NOT CREATED ME”
-soldier tf2
A skill issue vs a pro gamer move.
"Move outta the road"
L pfp.
@@tunnelsnakesrule7541 Nah.
@@tunnelsnakesrule7541 Nah.
@@cola-warthunder Tbh, I disagree with yall statements. Especially since ya sent the same message three times. Are these three alts and you have dementia or are yall a hivemind?
"Before man existed, war waited for him. The ultimate craft awaiting its ultimate practicioner."
-Judge Holden
This is fucking gorgeously badass. And I love it. Makes me proud to be a human
@@doomguy6064 I fucking love Luciferian philosophy! I want to reverse all values and morals!
@@doomguy6064the irony of Doom guy agreeing with Judge Holden! 💀💀💀
@@cyberman179 who is judge holden
@@doomguy6064 Depending on who you ask he's either the manifestation of cruelty and violence or literally the Devil.
so called "war haters" when they realize there is a big speaker playing my little dark age at the front lines 24/7
That's an violation my guy
So true
PTSD vs Nostalgia
Arma players when they see a civilain take to long on the road they have unknowingly become a combatant
BRM5 pfp
I just stop and try to drive around if a civilian decides to block my way.
@@veosult9066 I'll give one warning and clear the road.
@@veosult9066boring use a-10 warthog as experimental road clearance
@@Gravy_seal-r3lAll the bullets hit the friendly convoy, gun run well done
The girl really got out of the vehicle in a combat situation💀
The sniper 1km away:
Like, what you expect from someone is still not used to killing other human?
Yeah it's sound horrible, but hey, if you stuck in a battlefield you better think about yourself before your mates or enemies (at least, that's how I think about it).
@@MAqiel-ql1oc the sniper will not be interested in this
@@MAqiel-ql1oc Still no excuse to abandon your posts
@@TaxFraudCommitter you got the point, sir
Reminds me of a scene from Barry where a bunch of theater kids reenact Barry's first kill as a soldier. The theater people are over-dramatic and assume Barry cried and screamed in guilt when he shot the guy. In reality, his squadmates cheered him on and congratulated him on his marksmanship. Kinda shows the disconnect of how civilians view war and how the people who actually fought have to act.
And he had to confirm that was what it was like to them because they would never understand reality unless they were there. They'd outcast him and call him evil.
what movie?
@@Uberkatze-tv series called "Barry"
100% accurate statement right here
No surprising, when you have a generation with minimal conflict, (specially the people of Hollywood) any confrontation is seen as bad and confronting it is traumatic. In reality, having no confidence to face conflict, with zero motive to fight, is the fastest way to die, witch is why prideful soldiers and supportive companionship is vital, not only to compliment a man to fight but also cheer on a man to carry on living, otherwise a man has nothing but guilt and shame.
So for conclusion, I do agree what you mean, as this is a pussycat generation in a way.
Weak Soldier energy - "Noooo I don't wanna kill people :("
Strong Soldier energy - "Did you just shoot my M1 Abrams? *You have chosen death.* "
There was never an m1 Abrams anywhere in the video.
@@kelyn_boi2066 is just a funny comment related to the video
The second clip has a better anti-war message imo.
Just tweak a few things and you have a scene straight out of Come And See. The first clip looks more like a scene in a CoD game that the only exists for shock value.
Yep.
The woman’s reaction is too human. War is fought by those stripped of their humanity. I know I’m over analyzing a shitpost but the second clip is more representative of how routine and monotonous death becomes in war.
@@magmapixel8627 Yeah. Even though I haven't done this stuff, the 2nd one feels more real than the first. But that's just me :/
@@magmapixel8627 The woman in the video actually met the girl with the bomb beforehand, and got emotional bc of that. More details can be seen in the video
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Plot twist the beta was traumatized after realizing he wasted a tank shell to take out one guy
nah
worth getting rid of road bump tbh
@@togeluga_the_catHow much of a roadbump could one dude be...
...for a tank
It was a kid with a IED or something like that, i don't remember
@@kagsgd3761 sorry but,
What's IED exactly?
@@SlavicDor An improvised explosive device
You can't get PTSD if you are the traumatic event.
Soviets disagree
bro was being respectful, better than getting run over alive
Playing with the boys in any army game immediately brings out the war crime intrusive thoughts
What happens with the boys stays with the boys...hehe.
There's nothing intrusive about my thoughts on war crimes.
Hanging out with the boys will bring out the war criminal in anyone
Men aim think y do like 59 war crimes in games and 1 of them burn a boddy even dead XD
No wonder me and the boys all play TF2, were all war criminals
I love how he only says clear the road after turning the person into a red mist
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he was thinking it, his mouth just had to catch up to his brain, his hands were onpoint
@@TS-jm7jmthe killing comes to mind before the negotiations. Sounds like most war campaigns tbh
That was directed at a cleaning crew, not the civilian.
2 kinds of WW 1 literature be like:
Nah those are 2 kinds of any war literature
The comment I wanted to see😎
all quiet on the western front vs storm of iron
@@gameraccountgamer540 ironically , it’s storm of steel
@@Meme_are_funny yeah I have brain cancer
For those wondering, in the animation at the beginning, the reason that the tank pilot threw up is because a few days prior a little girl kept showing up in front of them and offered them food, and did so for a few days until the enemy faction took notice. The next day the girl approached them again but they noticed something was wrong and realized that the enemy soldiers had strapped a bomb to her and had her try to blow them up. After firing some warning shots they were left with no choice but to kill the little girl, which is why the tank pilot reacted the way that she did.
Jesus...
L
Yeah, okay, thats fucked
lol sounds like a skill issue
farty
Reminds me of playing arma 3 specop operation, we entered the AO in a small town and one AI team member entered a house and said
CONTACT - CIVILIAN
Then immediately like the second he finished reporting I heard a gunshot and TARGET DOWN
Chad AI
Based AI
I experienced a similar scenario but in a rts game where my ally accidentally nuked the the dude we were meant to protect thus making me lose the mission
@@mavenrulz1719 oof
I see you downloaded the serb AI mod
clear the road *person de-materializes*
“I cast 25mm HMG”
The virgin soldier broken by guilt and PTSD caused by the horrors of war vs the chad heinous, psychotic and bloodthirsty war criminal
Or you can see it go from me spec Ops: the Line way of thinking the virgin soldier broken by guilt and pain steam caused by the horrors of War turns into the Chad heinous, psychotic, and bloodthirsty war criminal
@@djmars1983I mean he put phosphorus on all those refugees. I mean even if he didn't know he could have just not used the phosphorus but it forced us to do so
These soldiers got their own face burn and their guts flood out of their bodies and scream in pain and agony. Yeah ,so fun
How tf is being a war criminal based lmao
@@IndifferencySerbia
A female soldier with PTSD: "I have seen civilians being brutally murdered"
Judge Holden, Adam Smasher and Sundowner: **They stare at each other and laugh about it**
Nothing wrong with a buncha bald boys having fun
Ah yes
The father the son and the unholy spirit
Me will also laugh
Don't forget about Colonel Bill Kilgore
"i love the smell of Napalm in the morning!"
ooo ptsd isn’t cringe oooo yall get drafted and tell me if you think it’s funny oooo🙂
I love how anime fans think every war is fought by 17 year old girls from malibu
Yeah, that sounds cringe as hell
Malibu club shooting.
Wasn't Anime made to be escapism? Like, what did you expect, realism? With these cartoon-ass lookin' mfs with eyes that cover about 25% of their faces?
they are
@idk-sd2kn LMFAO what they forced a child to go to war and then let them operate an armored vehicle??? That must be SOME CHILD if they're letting her drive that. Shit, force me to war RIGHT NOW if I get to drive armored vehicles.
Playing arma and emptying a whole PKM mag on one person who was killing you is a warcrime but also very fucken refreshing
How exactly is it a warcrime?
@@aegeanharrier6648 killing a civilian maybe
@@Davis... but he specifically said he was trying to kill him first, civilian shooting at a soldier is considered a combatant and killing them is not a crime
@@NautilusSSN571 second one?
@@aegeanharrier6648 most people who make jokes about warcrimes don't have a fucking clue what one is
They could've just shot them with a regular weapon. Even a pistol can shoot someone running in a straight line.
Yeah but it wouldn't be as funny
@@UNGOC_Engineer3231 TRUE
where would be the fun in that?
But then it wouldn’t be fun, why do you think we have the A-10 warthog.
@@everyoh6922to make a gun fly
“You take the gloves off, you get blood on your hands.” -captain price
Notice how the kid got discombobulated BEFORE we heard the order to “clear the road” ?
Now that’s an effective and loyal soldier, he’s even precognitive in his work!
How Hollywood portrays soldiers vs soldiers irl
0:06 bro she even blew up like a lego piece 💀
ruclips.net/video/glN0W8WogK8/видео.html
💀
Robot ahh
**LEGO Yoda death sound**
The clicking sounds were not from the gun but were lego coins
"All were saying is GIVE WAR A CHANCE"-Sundowner
If civilians participate in any combat-related means under any circumstances, forced or not, they are counted as combatants.
exactly what if the girl was holding a RPG-9? the tank crew would never go back to see their families again, I say its the girl's fault for not getting out of the zone as soon as possible.
She was blocking the road and slowing the convoy, she got what she deserved.
@@arins8114 You are partly incorrect. She shouldn't have even approach the tank crew in the first place knowing well that the insurgents will take advantage of that. Therefore its justified and she forfeited her neutrality as a civilian.
@@TaxFraudCommitter Its a bit overkill for someone simply blocking a convoy but the first girl's annihilation is justified because she was carrying a bomb, which means that shes actively participating in combat.
@@thebobbington Yes
Kinda hilarious that the second one shows that war can make someone extremely desensitized to killing someone, while the first feels like an attempt at Drama
Shooting a kid you made friends with that you k ow has an explosive isn’t something that even the most desensitized soldiers are going to laugh at.
@@jaydeleon8094weird, I laughed at it
yeah, because it aint you actually doing it in real life buddy.@@spazemfathemcazemmeleggymi272
@@jaydeleon8094Yea they will. No such thing as a friend in the combat zone. Especially if they aren't wearing the same flag as you on your shoulder.
@@skparadise3382 the boys from afghan say otherwise, but you do you.
"It's not а war crime, if you had a fun"
-Floppa, 1995
Floppa did silly things in Yugoslavia in ‘95
If you strap c4 to a bunch of jews in the woods, and no one is around to hear the boom, is it a war crime?
Погоди, разве это не чисто из рунета мем?
@@alexeyamosov664 вроде с рунета, но и на западе его понимают
Hahahahah..a..ha......ha....
Wait a minute..
"War is War and Hell is Hell and by comparison war is alot worse, there are no innocent bystanders in hell while war is full of them"
- Benjamin "Hawkeye" Pierce
BENJAMIN?! ULTRAKILL REFERENCE?! YES PLEASE!
(Help me, I am sustaining ULTRAKILL brainrot)
(ULTRAKILL does fit into this though)
"i was just following orders"
"Who's orders?"
"My orders"🗿
The idea of a human life getting turned into a fine red mist on a whim of the gunner is pretty funny ngl
Psychopath much
Ultimate form of humor: hopefully one day it spreads to the world once more
red what????????? library of ruina brainrot
“I destroy everything I touch 😭” vs. “I destroy everything I touch 😈”
😧
Jit ima just touch desert to make earth greener
“I’m keeping my country safe.” Vs “I’m making your country safe.”
Civilian Casualties❎ Denying the enemy potential recruits✅
thats the right mindset
Roald Dahl touched on this in his book “going solo”
"Grandpa, did you do warcrimes?"
"Yes, kid, i did."
"but you were just following orders right?"
"Hahaha no, *i was giving them* "
AYO-
serbia moment
@@mannequingaming54 That was not funny
@@kristof3031 It's true tho
What you say XD
He actually saved that pedestrian by shooting him killing him instantly because if he didn’t, He would get run over, I mean, Do you know how high the Medical Bill is?
Brother you wont need hospital if you get run over by APC / IFV
@@aegeanharrier6648I mean you never know he might be ironman
@@aegeanharrier6648 Actually APCs have lower ground pressure than regular cars do, helps keeping them from sinking in the mud and all that. A regular car has about 30psi pressure a Stryker is like 5 psi. You have a better chance of surviving an APC running you over than a car.
@@SPAZTICCYTOPLASM Interesting.
@@SPAZTICCYTOPLASMwow thats interesting
I thought apc have high ground pressure
I love how the order to clear the road was given after the civilian was popped like a grape meaning most likely the gunner saw the civilian and blew them up because they felt like it and the captain just went along with it
"What did you feel after killing so many Soldiers?"
"The recoil"
-Simo Häyhä
That's just not a real quote
“What did you feel after killing so many soldiers”
“The recoil”
“-Saymo Häyhä”
-banana doppio
someone asked me that question hmm "normal"
"My source is that I made it the f**k up!"
Now we just making sh*t up huh
Now we cant understand jokes huh @@syntheticant8172
"B-But I-I-I was just f-following orders!"
"MY ORDERS ARE I MADE THEM THE FUCK UP"
Red sun
Red sun over paradise
Red sun
Red sun over paradise
Golden rays of the glorious sunshine
Setting down, such a blood-red light
Now the animals slowly retreat
To the shadows - out of sight
Arid breeze blows across the mountains
Giving flight to the birds of prey
In the distance machines come
To transform Eden - day by day
Only love is with us now
Something warm and pure
Find a peace within ourselves
No need for a cure
When the wind is slow
And the fire’s hot
The vulture waits to see what rots
Oh how pretty
All the scenery
This is nature’s sacrifice
When the air blows through
With a brisk attack
The reptile tail ripped from its back
When the sun sets
We will not forget the
Red sun over paradise
Red sun
Bing ciling 🗿🍦
My friend!!! Very good song!!! +100000 social credit!! 🇨🇳 🇨🇳 💪
GIVE WAR A CHANCE
"Children are cruel jack, And im very in touch with my inner child!" - Sundowner (Maybe maxor)
Ah yes my favourite lyrics from the song, "Jamie Christopherson".
"Making the mother of all omelettes here Jack. Can't fret over every egg"
-*Senator Armstrong*
It actually fits
"Like I said, kids are cruel, Jack and I'm intouched with my inner child."
-Bald Machete.
Fun fact: humans can laugh in stressful or traumatic type situations because it’s a coping mechanism for the mind to handle the absolute terror that is bestowing upon your eyes
Very healthy coping mechanism If you ask me
That makes this 100x darker
"DO YOU WANT TOTAL WAR?!"
-Joseph Goebbels
"YES!!!!"
-german people at the speech
This speech always give me goosebumps
that is epic honestly, after trying so hard to make peace saying that is epic af
"Do yo want it, if necessary, more total and radical than anything that we yet today can even conceive?"
Yes!
That's when you realize the whole "young men kill one another without hating each other because of old men who hate each other without killing each other" is false
The young knew each other and CHOOSE to kill him, not because of old men but for other things
The old man declares war, AND the young voluntarily fights for them
@@Challanger463 the only time i get goosebumps is when im shitting or playing horror games so i dont feel yall
@@spoon6273 Trying so hard to make peace? Dude swallowed the nazi propaganda
"They aint my bombs, I just light the fireworks, and the screams." -Tank Fish 2023
as a tank fissh fan, i approve the memeness of this
That was Gaisan who said that
The strongest virgin solder vs the weakest war criminal:
the second one is waaay more realistic if you grew up in the balkans
Especially in America probably in the next 20 to 30 years
Balkan gang, HELL YEAH!
Me FR FR
Serbian did nothing wrong and if they did the Bosniaks deserved it.
@@serbiastrong948agreed
All Quiet on the Western Front vs. The Storm of Steel be like
virgin "omg those poor french soldiers" vs chad "yeah i beheaded that underage french with my shovel and it was awesome"
Based Junger
“Civilian casualties are technically apart of a killstreak.”
“War is hell, *my kind of hell* “
-Soldier tf2
This is actually a show of transformation. He was exposed to many horrible things that he became desentisized and played it all for laughs.
You can't get rid of it, but it sure can get rid of you.
Or your just that cool
The virgin: Nooo, i turned someone into ketchup!!!!!
vs
The Chad: Sick, i just turned someone into ketchup.
Mmmmmmmm, ketchup
Burger
@@TygerHillis yes.
We're eating good tonight boys
@@adamtaurus7840 YEAAA
"War is hell, but I'm the devil"
- *Dr robotinik from sonic*
- 🧛🏽♂🖤🥀⛓
Edgy af
I think a "D-Day" will make you reflect...
“War is hell, but someone has to fight it!”
-random Imperial Guard unit from Dawn of War
The idea of a dramatic war movie drawn in a tumblr anime art style is the funniest thing to me
Realistically it'd be like
*leaves APC to puke then gets headshot by a sniper*
Never leave the safety of your vehicle kids
She should’ve just puked on the apc
@@keadrawsor just puke over the side
The top of her body was already out of the vehicle to give orders, if a sniper was going to shoot, then they would’ve done it while she was sitting still, not falling onto the sand and puking.
@@generalr1700 nah the sniper just has comedically eyesight and cannot distinguish the commander from the apc
@@keadraws no joke but yeah. If you need to relieve yourself, get an empty bottle and in her case, get a bag.
"clear the road"
one of the best lines
Despite common perception, war isn't actually traumatizing it's just cool guys with guns and cool explosions
no
yeah this guy's 12
Those who pray for war are those who have never been in one
@@detomnz2024 nah he's 10
Y e s
“I was just following orders”
Vs
“I was just giving orders”
I mean, in their defense, that's an Arma 3 Citizen. Touch them with your vehicle once, say hello to heaven and mars.
Without a compass the soldier knows no disgrace
hot wind blowing is underrated af
"If we don't end war, war will end us." - H. G. Wells
At this point I would rather have war end us.
Funny for a warmonger
bruh if we get rid of war, all its gonna take is one competent militarist to take over the whole world. war will never end as long there is human nations as thats simply how humanity works.
i love how he said "Clear the road." instead of feeling bad.
How dose a meme manage to be simultaneously horrific to watch and also funny as hell
"Clear the Road"
-Gefriter, Gunderoff Sieg, Dirlewanger Brigade, Belorus, 1942.
Virgin "We always lost in War" vs Chad "It's not warcrime, it's erradicating future insurgery and terrorists."
Generation Kill reference?
@@DakotaofRaptors probably
“Give war a chance”
-Sundowner
Through the gates of hell
As we make our way to heaven
Through the Nazi lines
Primo victoria
We’ve been training for years
Now we’re ready to strike
As the great operation begins
We’re the first wave on the shore
We’re the first ones to fall
Yet soldiers have fallen before
In the dawn they will pay
With their lives as the price
History’s written today
In this burning inferno
Know that nothing remains
As our forces advance on the beach
Aiming for heaven though serving in hell
Victory is ours their forces will fall
Through the gates of hell
As we make our way to heaven
Through the Nazi lines
Primo victoria
On the 6th of June
On the shores of western Europe 1944
D-day upon us
We’ve been here before
Used to this kind of war
Crossfire grind through the sand
Our orders were easy
It’s kill or be killed
Blood on both sides will be spilled
In the dawn they will pay
With their lives as the price
History’s written today
Now that we are at war
With the axis again
This time we know what will come
6th of June 1944
Allies are turning the war
Normandy state of anarchy
Overlord
Bro just threw in the lyrics to Sabaton: Primo Victoria. And it made me laugh my humor is broken
@Deathwing Terminator Through the gates of hell
As we make our way to heaven
Through the Nazi lines
Primo victoria
We’ve been training for years
Now we’re ready to strike
As the great operation begins
We’re the first wave on the shore
We’re the first ones to fall
Yet soldiers have fallen before
In the dawn they will pay
With their lives as the price
History’s written today
In this burning inferno
Know that nothing remains
As our forces advance on the beach
Aiming for heaven though serving in hell
Victory is ours their forces will fall
Through the gates of hell
As we make our way to heaven
Through the Nazi lines
Primo victoria
On the 6th of June
On the shores of western Europe 1944
D-day upon us
We’ve been here before
Used to this kind of war
Crossfire grind through the sand
Our orders were easy
It’s kill or be killed
Blood on both sides will be spilled
In the dawn they will pay
With their lives as the price
History’s written today
Now that we are at war
With the axis again
This time we know what will come
6th of June 1944
Allies are turning the war
Normandy state of anarchy
Overlord
@@panzr-fox hell nah bro can only speak in sabaton 💀💀💀
@@panzr-fox
Fast as the wind, the invasion has begun
Shaking the ground with the force of thousand guns
First in the line of fire
First into hostile land
Tanks leading the way
Leading the way
Charging the lines with the force of a furious storm
Fast as the lighting phantoms swarm
Two hundred miles at nightfall
Taken within a day
Thus earning their name
Earning the fame
They are the panzer elite, born to compete, never retreat (ghost division)
Living or dead, always ahead, fed by your dread
Always ahead, as the blitzkrieg rages on
Breaking morale with the the sound of blazing guns
First in the line of fire
First into hostile land
Tanks leading the way
Leading the way
Leaving a trail of destruction to a foreign land (waging war with conviction)
Massive assault made to serve the Nazi plan (Wehrmacht's pride, ghost division)
Communication's broken
Phantom's are far away
Thus earning their name
Earning the fame
They are the panzer elite, born to compete, never retreat (ghost division)
Living or dead, always ahead, fed by your dread
Pushing the frontline forth with a tremendous force (far ahead, breaks resistance)
Breaching the way for panzer corps (shows no fear, self-subsistent)
First in the line of fire
First into hostile land
Tanks leading the way
Claiming the fame
They are the panzer elite, born to compete, never retreat (ghost division)
Living or dead, always ahead, fed by your dread
Panzer elite, born to compete, never retreat (ghost division)
Living or dead, always ahead, fed by your dread
Dug in deep, equipped for attack
Outnumbered, determined to win
Double trench lines that won't give in
They're prepared, let the battle begin
Here again, they've done this before
A lesson that they should have learned by now
Reinforced with new men and guns
Who are ready for death when it comes
United they're strong
United they're holding the line
The Valley of Death
Awaiting the British as they come their way
Their attack is coming, fight them back
Bulgarians holding the line
Facing wave after wave, will never surrender
Again, again, again, again
They attack, Bulgaria held them back
Unleash their counter barrage
Let it rain, artillery pounding the trenches
No surrender, fight them until the end
Fortified, and made to defy
Protected by wires and guns
Troops as far as the eye can see
They advance under Vazov's command
Row on row, as they come from below
Twice they attack, twice they're beaten back
Every time they try, they will die
Their line of defense is still intact
For white, green and red
For the nation they're fighting for
The British are done
Three times the defense of Doiran has been won
Their attack is coming, fight them back
Bulgarians holding the line
Facing wave after wave, will never surrender
Again, again, again, again
They attack, Bulgaria held them back
Unleash their counter barrage
Let it rain, artillery pounding the trenches
No surrender, fight them until the end
For white, green and red
For the nation they're fighting for
The British are done
Three times the defense of Doiran has been won
Their attack is coming, fight them back
Bulgarians holding the line
Facing wave after wave, will never surrender
Again, again, again, again
They attack, Bulgaria held them back
Unleash their counter barrage
Let it rain, artillery pounding the trenches
No surrender, fight them till the, fight until the end!
Im gonna be totally real here. Those tanker grunts would NEVER react like that in the first, nor second video. They'd shoot a bastard in the distance, shoot a quick joke out then keep on rolling. No better reaction than "Yeah, that was pretty funny."
Holy shit, actual dark humor! Thank you, holy shit. I had a great laugh at this.
Nah that's red humor
@@ohwow512dark red humor
The way the character just explodes and it's meant to be sad is way funnier than the second clip IMO.
nah i prefer the second clip a hell of a lot more
just the fact that one frame the civ is there and the next frame hes just gone is to funny to me
Ladies, ladies, stop arguing and agree both are based when it comes to civvies.
"Patterson fire a warning shot"
-Sir this is a granade launcher
"Ahh potato potato just shoot"
Virgin PTSD vs chad war criminal:
I mean, the longer a war goes, the more insane someone can be but gets more used to over the time
"War is hell!"
Me, a Doom fan: *_"GIVE WAR A CHANCE!'_*
edit: i swear to god i'm about to delete this comment
Except DoomSlayer fight with literal hell for humans
While humanity on earth are looking for enemies for wars among themselfs
@@hiralykowalski6825 yeah if you think about it doomguy is just Jesus with guns
@@MirrorBusta2nd H U H ?
@@MirrorBusta2nd The complete opposite.
wasnt this line from sundowner
That laugh is contagious
To be honest, a truly realistic interprefation of war is a mix of those two
"War is economy, anyone tells you otherwise is either in on it, or stupid" -Wardogs
This is the most retarded thing ever war always damage country economy's
“Give war a chance!” -Bald guy
Watching the first clip reminds me of the scene from Barry, where what happened on stage is a stark contrast from what happened in reality. On stage the actors were crying but on the flashback Barry was smiling and giggling with his comrades.
Pipe Bomb
Just a normal day in ArmA.
War Is Hell 😭: "And I thought war in HOI4 was fun..."
War Is Hell 🗿: "And I thought war IRL wasn't fun!" *_proceeds to commit gamer moment_*