Alex Len Career High 33 Points/6 Threes/6 Dunks Full Highlights (4/7/2019)

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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
  • To honor Alex "Oleksiyiykiy" Len's career high against the Bucks, I have compiled a list of players/people/places/things that Len dominated tonight:
    -Brook Lopez. Len dunked on him like four times. It was brutal. Usually 'Nique's exaggerated commentary is factually wrong, but when he said that Lopez couldn't guard Len, he was completely right.
    -Ersan Ilyasova. Len dunked on him too, and in the process, also dominated the entire country of Uzbekistan.
    -Giannis Antetokounmpo. 33 points, 8 rebounds, and 4 assists (Len's statline) is better than 30 points, 9 rebounds, and 3 assists (Giannis' statline). It's just simple math.
    -The Bucks. Len made them into his collective bitch. The Bucks might have gotten away with the win, but Len got away with something more important: the knowledge that the Bucks are his bitch now and forever.
    -Bonzie Colson. Len dominated him so hard that he could only play a few minutes before begging to be subbed out.
    -Bucks fans. Their impression of Alex Len will forever be "that guy who hit the clutch three to send the game into overtime that one time, and also that guy who dominated us with dunks and three-pointers."
    -The city of Milwaukee. The city that Milwaukeeans love and call their home was indelicately defiled by Len's primal display of scoring power.
    -John Collins. He was so cowed by Len's displays of brute strength and ballerina-like skill that he, didn't even play in this game.
    -Russians. They might have taken control over parts of Len's homeland of Ukraine, but they'll never take control of Len himself. Len doesn't get dominated. He's the one who does the dominating. As long as he's around, Ukraine remains strong and proud.
    -Yevheniy and Vitaliy from Len's first grade class. They called Len a poop-face after he messed up the words to the Ukrainian national anthem, but who's the poop-face now? Probably the two guys working in a beet-sugar factory for scraps and getting drunk every night, not the guy who scored a career-high 33 points in the NBA and made Brook Lopez literally cry.
    -Free throws. By going one-of-seven from the free throw line, Len showed that he doesn't even care about free throws.
    -The concept of "domination" itself. Len's domination of everything listed above was so dominant that nothing else in mankind's past, present, or future will even come close to being as dominant. Len has made domination irrelevant as a concept. This is the domination to end all dominations.
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