i thought i knew english untill i met this guy. as a spaniard this is my final boss on listening classes. 4:30 i had to watch this 20 times to disect it word by word.
Having money turns everyone into a knob tbf. It’s only after some time do you realise it means very little. It removes one set of problems and replaces them with another.
My hubby worked offshore earned a bomb young in his 20’s. I went to buy a house with a baby on my hip with my mum, agent ignored me kept on talking to the other people looking at the house. After a while my mum got annoyed as we were interested ( my husband was away offshore ) so approached him as I wanted to put an offer in. He was about my parents age and the house was not a first homeowner range so he thought she was buying the house not me. Such a rude arrogant man he hated to put the offer in to seller he was so full of jealous pure arrogance or contempt towards me Doug. The paperwork
Greatest comedian in history?are you serious?a breath of fresh air ?you do know Bernard Manning was doing observational taking the piss out of the crowd/banter long before Paul was even born and doing it better, Bernard was the original and still the best and was proper working class.
Believe me the merc car salesman is not making bank they just pretend they are 🤣🤣 it’s just an image that they portray to sell cars it’s all tax deductible for the job. The smart suit the lot. They earn very little salary and high commission
@@potta061 he has his second tour underway at the min ticket average is around 30 quid for low tier tickets probably get seen by I'd say at least 500000 people across the UK you do the math
You want to try walking in buying cash… they were bemused!!! Doesn’t matter where you come from.. if you work hard you deserve what you want… I now have have Bentley continental GT… hard work pays off, love what you do ❤
I do that everyday lean or not my guy in my heads quiet sound aswell tbh I don't even need 🌿4 my guy 2 wake up he always Wake 😅😅😅but 2 2s my guy mind Jim is a legend 💯🔥don't Eva leave me brother id be lost if u went prob make me go nuts get up ask a q and he don't reply I'm worrying now lol 1💜
He’s hilarious ! Must be because everyone else says he is, so I’ll go with it. If he dropped the potty mouth it might be beneficial, or is that the hilarious bit of the act? Just a thought
The build up about the car purchase and then reminding the audience it was 2020 was hilarious. If u find a reason to be offended by this mild comedy then maybe humor just isnt for you
Can’t stand it when comedians start telling us how minted they are after a few years in the limelight. That prick Micky Flanagan does the same routine.. I don’t care how rich you are, just do what I’m f-king paying you for and make me laugh.
U dnt go HV a look Wen u HV the muny lol guaranteed he buys it Edit: a knew it defo best comedian over last year or 2 be selling out stadiums in 5 year stays on this tragectory
Everyone can relate to him and that’s why he’s so good as a comedian
Relatability is the most important thing to have for a celebrity, doesnt matter if its comedian, actor, singer
i thought i knew english untill i met this guy. as a spaniard this is my final boss on listening classes. 4:30 i had to watch this 20 times to disect it word by word.
I'm Australian and I find it hard to understand him sometimes, lol!
Still, what a funny man. Would love to see Paul live.
Found this guy in lockdown and went to see him in Manchester earlier this year....funny funny guy 😂
I've watched this so many times, it's practically my new hobby!
Your comedy is genius Paul, love it, first time I've seen you.
Such a legend, makes my day 😆
Money + Weed = Turkish Teeth and a S-Class!!🤣👏
Bloody brilliant!😂😂love this fella
This is some of the BEST comedy iv heard in years
How old are you.. 3?
@@lightningtwostrikes4317 old enuff
You been living under a rock
Feel sorry for you
@@alexbriantab nahh just 20 yrs in prison for capital murder. Just trying to catch up with all u wonderful ppl
Having money turns everyone into a knob tbf. It’s only after some time do you realise it means very little. It removes one set of problems and replaces them with another.
pros and cons to everything
You definitely deserve the merc.
Fukkin legend.
Paul smith is a class act , funny as
Definitely didn’t expect Janis Joplin in the middle of that but I want more
Walking around tesco with a calculator 😂
Thanks for the track walk mate. It looks sick. Definitely gonna draw some crowds.
Cheers
Paul Smith you are a legend ive been watching since last year 😂
Always been my ambition to go into a posh car showroom dressed scruffy carrying a suitcase full of cash and see the reaction. So relatable.
Most don't take cash now
@@G4RY1159 you don't get it , do you ?
@@alanjones5786 No
Not even a suitcase a duffel bag
Paul must of faced some heckling about how his teeth went from NHS to my dentist is the best in the last couple years. 😁
I've dubbed this video my 'Instant Mood-Booster' - it works every time!
Brilliant comedy...just a natural lad
Except for his new teeth hey la. Nothing natural about that out of place Hollywood smile.
Brilliant
He's a diamond ❤
“Ur not on the system” and that 🤣🤣🤣🤣
He keeps popping up, seen a fair few now. This is the first one I find funny
My hubby worked offshore earned a bomb young in his 20’s. I went to buy a house with a baby on my hip with my mum, agent ignored me kept on talking to the other people looking at the house. After a while my mum got annoyed as we were interested ( my husband was away offshore ) so approached him as I wanted to put an offer in. He was about my parents age and the house was not a first homeowner range so he thought she was buying the house not me. Such a rude arrogant man he hated to put the offer in to seller he was so full of jealous pure arrogance or contempt towards me Doug. The paperwork
Country singing made me Laugh
😂
“What do you think the 3rd tour was ment to be about?”
Comedy 😂
Inner dialogue comedy, awesome
Feel like he is a grown up Norman price from fireman sam😂😂
This was class 😂😂😂
I walked into a second hand car show room and the salesman thought I was looking at a Peugeot,but I had one eye on a mercedes
😂 Funniest story ever!
Will go down as the greatest comedian in history - just a pure natural 👌. Just thanks to this breath of fresh air
Greatest comedian in history?are you serious?a breath of fresh air ?you do know Bernard Manning was doing observational taking the piss out of the crowd/banter long before Paul was even born and doing it better, Bernard was the original and still the best and was proper working class.
Have yourself examined.
Guys got pipes
The singing at 6.40
Thank you
Plot twist: the snooty man was the dealership manager.
Sweet Paul nice one....
Comedy genius
This man is a legend try tell Mr different dare yee
*but you're not on the system* 🤣😆🤣😆
Now hes got a lambo an the tax man after him
traded the Merc for a Mclaren, not done too shabby for himself. Fair play !!
One place i deliver to has a mclaren. Keep knocking if they'll take me out in it!
I feel like I'm stitch up, & they keep silently telling me no! 😔
Same I've always said that If i had ps I would still be me wouldn't change me just my attitude Maybe 😅😅😅
anyone else think the bottom right was a crack on their screen ? xD
Funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😊
Better when he's has banter when the audience.
Class 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
You mean s class 😂😂😂😂
Ok thanks
how can you watch the full show online ? Happily pay for it.
At least 9 out 10
Believe me the merc car salesman is not making bank they just pretend they are 🤣🤣 it’s just an image that they portray to sell cars it’s all tax deductible for the job. The smart suit the lot. They earn very little salary and high commission
He’s good and you know it. Paul come to manchester
Aha named ur car after me
You would have thought he would have lost more weight when he bought the Lamborghini…😂
They too low to reach the McDonald’s window…
He owns a lambo?
@@potta061lambo huracan and Bentley continental aswell 😅
@@adampreston386 brilliant that’s what I like to hear. I wish him nothing but success. Although I’d never of thought he’d of made that kind of money
@@potta061 he has his second tour underway at the min ticket average is around 30 quid for low tier tickets probably get seen by I'd say at least 500000 people across the UK you do the math
@@assuredlandscapingltd he won’t get all the ticket value will he? Well good for him. I hope he earns as many millions as he can
You want to try walking in buying cash… they were bemused!!! Doesn’t matter where you come from.. if you work hard you deserve what you want… I now have have Bentley continental GT… hard work pays off, love what you do ❤
😂 Quality
I do that everyday lean or not my guy in my heads quiet sound aswell tbh I don't even need 🌿4 my guy 2 wake up he always Wake 😅😅😅but 2 2s my guy mind Jim is a legend 💯🔥don't Eva leave me brother id be lost if u went prob make me go nuts get up ask a q and he don't reply I'm worrying now lol 1💜
Cannabis will always be the better drug for society ❤ never hurt anything but my wallet when I'm stoned, and me arsehole from too much takeaway
😂😂😂😂
*7:15** drug driving*
*shithouse*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Whats a scouser
it’s just people from Liverpool (like Aussies for Australians)
Think Mercedes should hire a snotty person to make people go for the s class instead of the a class
He's a 6 out of 10 at best 😢
So funny
😂
funny as
He’s hilarious ! Must be because everyone else says he is, so I’ll go with it. If he dropped the potty mouth it might be beneficial, or is that the hilarious bit of the act? Just a thought
Fucking joker best comedian to come out this country in ages
Funny as Syph.... I know plenty of real comics from the City - he must know someone. Shite
That car now worth ~40k for anyone wondering
Don't think non of us peasants was tbf! 😁🙈
His crowd work is spot on, rest of it not so sure.
Personally, I think this work is the best kind I’ve seen in years.
Watch his DMT story uploaded 3 days ago it will not disappoint.
@@liambowers666True
Always a hater… and you are that guy
Never used to be a fan, then watched his tour stuff. Not everyone likes everything, he’s quality.
Hmm I’m not to sure if I like it. The clips of him and the front row are seriously funny! But this just isn’t working for me
The build up about the car purchase and then reminding the audience it was 2020 was hilarious. If u find a reason to be offended by this mild comedy then maybe humor just isnt for you
Can’t stand it when comedians start telling us how minted they are after a few years in the limelight. That prick Micky Flanagan does the same routine..
I don’t care how rich you are, just do what I’m f-king paying you for and make me laugh.
In a previous life you must of been the twat king who abused his jester.
Excessive foul language makes him so amature...
You bought the 350? Scum 🧐
Sorry Paul. I was hoping u were going be funny but your not sorry
Low rent comedy really this
U dnt go HV a look Wen u HV the muny lol guaranteed he buys it
Edit: a knew it defo best comedian over last year or 2 be selling out stadiums in 5 year stays on this tragectory
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHAT???!!!
Flop
Prefer him taking this pìss out the crowd 😮
Dont care how rich he is or how well hes done i still dont find him funny .....soz
100k on a diesel s class. Ouch. Ripped oofffff
Legend!
😂😂😂