Speed Racers VEHICLE of VIOLENCE

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  • Опубликовано: 18 ноя 2024

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  • @drLSP
    @drLSP Год назад +997

    Cant spell vehicular manslaughter without "laughter"

    • @redheadedanimations9368
      @redheadedanimations9368 Год назад +18

      Simply beautiful

    • @shadydaemon4178
      @shadydaemon4178 Год назад +8

      Underrated

    • @troypowers750
      @troypowers750 Год назад +15

      That's just vehicular murder.

    • @necrosteel5013
      @necrosteel5013 Год назад +14

      ​@@troypowers750 this ain't just a murder my brother.
      This is a glorious slaughter.
      An s class session of laughter.

    • @troypowers750
      @troypowers750 Год назад +3

      @@necrosteel5013 tell that to the judge or general.

  • @jeffreyz8030
    @jeffreyz8030 Год назад +611

    I never realised what a psychopath speed racer was as a kid. Thanks sly for waking us up to this public menace.

    • @AdventuresOfSly
      @AdventuresOfSly  Год назад +72

      That Speed Racer, he's a menace to society!

    • @revan0890
      @revan0890 Год назад +27

      ​@@AdventuresOfSlythink he's related to Spider-Man?

    • @marbellaotaiza801
      @marbellaotaiza801 Год назад +21

      ​@@revan0890😂 can you imagine Jameson going after Speed's exploits?

    • @AdventuresOfSly
      @AdventuresOfSly  Год назад +24

      @@revan0890 lol I think JJ Jameson and his fast speaking antics would fit in well with Speed Racer.

    • @LordAlacorn
      @LordAlacorn Год назад +8

      Society should had gone out his way then, freaking normies! >:)

  • @TheMC1102
    @TheMC1102 Год назад +94

    Speed Racer doesn't support violence, Speed Racer IS the violence.

  • @ConfusionDistortion
    @ConfusionDistortion Год назад +117

    I love how it basically appears the Mach 5, and Speed, are fueled by a pile of cocaine.

    • @Colin12475
      @Colin12475 8 месяцев назад +11

      Especially at the end.

  • @AdventuresOfSly
    @AdventuresOfSly  Год назад +356

    Speed Racer, putting the Car in Carnage since 1967.

    • @raypurchase801
      @raypurchase801 Год назад +12

      Please do something involving Thunderbirds or Stingray.

    • @AdventuresOfSly
      @AdventuresOfSly  Год назад +12

      @@raypurchase801 i'll try, i'll give them a watch

    • @mortified776
      @mortified776 Год назад +1

      @@raypurchase801 Fuck yeah! That Troy Tempest character is definitely a dodgy c@#t.

  • @persomiissleepy
    @persomiissleepy Год назад +134

    He's literally killing the competition

  • @marbellaotaiza801
    @marbellaotaiza801 Год назад +188

    That reflection of himself in the rearview mirror was legit scary, a rare moment of self-awareness... 👌

  • @leoorduna2199
    @leoorduna2199 Год назад +326

    I never knew Speed Racer was capable of committing such acts of unspeakable violence.

    • @vandliszt
      @vandliszt Год назад +14

      Well if their unspeakable don’t talk about em. He might be listening.

    • @alphagt62
      @alphagt62 Год назад +9

      The line after he ran over the woman had me! It’s a rough sport

    • @mc_zittrer8793
      @mc_zittrer8793 Год назад

      @@alphagt62 It was subtle, but that clip was from Juggernaut Bitch. This video is hysterical. XD

    • @gendoruwo6322
      @gendoruwo6322 Год назад +3

      well if he's going to be world champion he'll do whatever it takes!

    • @blairbrown4812
      @blairbrown4812 9 месяцев назад +4

      It kind of makes you wonder: if Speed Racer supposed to be the hero of the show, then what are his enemies like?!

  • @alfonszitterbacke318
    @alfonszitterbacke318 Год назад +50

    He puts the "fun" in "funeral".

  • @haydenhayden
    @haydenhayden Год назад +90

    Speed is just an F-Zero character who got stuck in the real world.

    • @2nukitv218
      @2nukitv218 2 месяца назад +3

      Dude, that would actually be really cool.

  • @plastiktoyz
    @plastiktoyz Год назад +43

    "Go back to your racing speed, I have to much respect for you for us to fight"
    Speed Racer pulls out gun "Who said you had an option"

  • @Pensive_Scarlet
    @Pensive_Scarlet Год назад +134

    No one gets into heaven... without racing through hell!

  • @brendanr1525
    @brendanr1525 Год назад +42

    _"Gotcha, B*tch!"_
    😂🤣 I was not expecting that!

  • @NTAD
    @NTAD Год назад +38

    When they said "he's gaining on you so you better look alive" it wasn't because you might lose the race, it's because you might lose your life.

  • @philliptivis3082
    @philliptivis3082 Год назад +236

    That Chappelle quote out of nowhere damn near killed me.

    • @SB-qm5wg
      @SB-qm5wg Год назад +7

      OMG, I'm dying with laughter. that was perfect

    • @marbellaotaiza801
      @marbellaotaiza801 Год назад +2

      What's that for casual Chapelle viewers?

    • @philliptivis3082
      @philliptivis3082 Год назад +15

      The "Gotcha B*tch!" Is from one of his pre-Chappelle Show stand-up specials.

    • @marbellaotaiza801
      @marbellaotaiza801 Год назад +2

      @@philliptivis3082 oh yeah? that was gud!

    • @Prinygod
      @Prinygod Год назад +1

      @@marbellaotaiza801 Its part of the oprah baby mamma sketch

  • @The-Opium-Den
    @The-Opium-Den Год назад +82

    Damn, this guy has a higher body count than most protagonists from adventure, fighting, or fantasy genres! I never would've guessed Speed Racer was a contender for highest body count in anime history. Man doesn't even have any fancy superpowers. I bet he'd be menace in modern animes that do utilize some crazy magic system.

    • @Oddmanoutre
      @Oddmanoutre Год назад +13

      Legend has it that after his early retirement from racing, he went to work for various freight hauling companies. Thus, Truck-kun was born.

    • @The-Opium-Den
      @The-Opium-Den Год назад +8

      @@Oddmanoutre Speed Racer doesn’t strike me as being the sort of fellow to take on an ordinary trucking job.
      However, I do see him being somehow involved with isekai’ing peeps in other ways. For example, there’s an anime about a notorious assassin/hit man who got isekai’d after his jet got hit by a missile. If he were after Speed Racer, it makes sense how his stellar career ended so spectacularly.
      Regardless, take my like for the clever Truck-kin theory and have a good day. 🙋🏻‍♂️

    • @whyjnot420
      @whyjnot420 Год назад +9

      Just because he doesn't have superpowers doesn't meant he doesn't have a superweapon.

  • @zacharyweaver276
    @zacharyweaver276 Год назад +181

    I'm surprised Sly hasn't been hired to make actual movie trailers

    • @Mordecrox
      @Mordecrox 8 месяцев назад +1

      Well he did Death Race 2000 so close enough

  • @lairdcummings9092
    @lairdcummings9092 Год назад +31

    You can't cage the demon...

  • @TeamBelmont91
    @TeamBelmont91 Год назад +127

    Ah yes, I too remember seeing Brian DePalma's 1980's gritty film reboot of Speed Racer starring Al Pacino as Speed as he drives a cocaine-fueled Mach 5 in the film, once.
    ...The gore effects could have used some work, but that soundtrack by Giorgio Morricone and Slayer was fucking rad.

    • @GODIGY
      @GODIGY Год назад +11

      Goddammit! Now I'm sad we are not in the timeline where this movie came out, Goddamn all to hell !

    • @TeamBelmont91
      @TeamBelmont91 Год назад +3

      ​@@GODIGYAaaand I realized I misspelled Ennio Morricone's name.
      *I HATE THIS TIMELINE TOO!!*

    • @AdventuresOfSly
      @AdventuresOfSly  Год назад +9

      @@TeamBelmont91 lol I don't think you misspelled his name. I think he just goes by Giorgio in the alternate timeline

    • @gravityissues5210
      @gravityissues5210 Год назад +4

      @@AdventuresOfSly Giorgio Morricone also discovered synths in the 70s and became a pioneer in electronica film scores

    • @MercenarioEspacial
      @MercenarioEspacial Год назад +2

      Si no es por tu comentario, pense que el video era fanmade, pero al parecer la pelicula es real y canónica XD

  • @Gyrbae
    @Gyrbae Год назад +11

    Closest we'll ever get to a saturday morning cartoon adaptation of Carmageddon.

  • @donaldpetersen2382
    @donaldpetersen2382 Год назад +12

    *starts bludgeoning people to death with trophy*

  • @silvioxp1300
    @silvioxp1300 Год назад +10

    Speed Racer's all about speed of all kinds, whether in cars, powder, bullets or ones acceleration to their deaths.

  • @ZsomborBerki
    @ZsomborBerki Год назад +8

    "Speed Racer survived the race at Danger Pass" and also made sure he's the only survivor

    • @zegroselia2504
      @zegroselia2504 6 месяцев назад +1

      Before the race started it was just a regular pass

  • @garwynrosser8907
    @garwynrosser8907 Год назад +5

    The checker flag man was the only survivor.

  • @GLUBNOIR
    @GLUBNOIR 5 месяцев назад +9

    1:36 SPEED, YOU JUST OBLITERATED THIS MAN OUT OF EXISTENCE. I DON'T THINK HE'S EVER COMING OUT OF THE HOSPITAL!!

  • @vitameat
    @vitameat Год назад +20

    Can't wait for Speed to discover crystal meth...now THAT will be scary.

  • @dryliss7639
    @dryliss7639 Год назад +12

    Even the nitro was coked out 😂

  • @smaller_cathedrals
    @smaller_cathedrals Год назад +22

    I've - sadly - seen my fair share of Speed Racer edits, but this here is God-tier levels of editing! Incredibly well done! 👏🏾

  • @TheSpecialPlumsEveryoneKnows
    @TheSpecialPlumsEveryoneKnows Год назад +14

    Damn, it's like the "Hunger Games" for racing out there! 😂

  • @Ryvucz
    @Ryvucz Год назад +31

    "Gotcha bitch!" had me laughing.
    Loving the watermark placement, just out of the way enough to enjoy the video, but in an area that makes normal cropping impossible.

    • @AdventuresOfSly
      @AdventuresOfSly  Год назад +9

      thank you, yeah I'm happy with it. It's a good stamp of approval.

  • @patrickstewart3446
    @patrickstewart3446 Год назад +13

    The only thing Speed didn’t try to ram, sideswipe or run over is himself, but give him time.
    😁

  • @zkeletonz001
    @zkeletonz001 Год назад +8

    Cocaine, the drug of champions. Even the car is on it.

  • @paineoftheworld
    @paineoftheworld Год назад +4

    ... and then he woke up - it was all a dream. Or a nightmare. He shrugged his shoulders and put his nose back into the pile of power.

  • @Jeaniewtlbh
    @Jeaniewtlbh Год назад +14

    0:56 he even killed the media XD

  • @alvaroaguerre1816
    @alvaroaguerre1816 5 месяцев назад +3

    This is Hysterical. Grabbing a bunch of scenes, placing then out of context to create any image of the character you want.
    One can do this with anything, even Romper Room. 😆😆😆😊

  • @MrRicehard
    @MrRicehard Год назад +10

    I had left the subtitles on from listening to some foreign music. (literally burning to death) made me crack up. Hilariously creative. :)

    • @CipherJin
      @CipherJin Год назад +3

      I was gonna watch again anyway, but this time with subtitles

  • @oddnoggin
    @oddnoggin Год назад +27

    this is actually well edited god damn 😭

  • @Hektols
    @Hektols Год назад +8

    We need a crossover between Speed Racer and the Fast & the Furious.

    • @randoburr5201
      @randoburr5201 5 месяцев назад

      Cast of the fast and the furious: NOPE! *jumps out of the window*

  • @duphasdan
    @duphasdan 10 месяцев назад +3

    The way he is never too far away from a nice heaping pile of cocaine.

  • @SiegeRetardius
    @SiegeRetardius Год назад +4

    Demon Speed in the side mirror sent me over the edge. Much like the other drivers.

  • @shamancredible8632
    @shamancredible8632 Год назад +4

    GLORIOUS DEATH RACE OF AGGRESSION

  • @gabrieldjatienza6971
    @gabrieldjatienza6971 Год назад +4

    Well...he is a demon on wheels...look at his terrifying eyelashes!

  • @paske2001
    @paske2001 7 месяцев назад +3

    If the movie was like that, it would be a huge success..

  • @squirekev
    @squirekev Год назад +5

    Filming Death Race 2000, they had to abruptly stop as Speed Racer eliminated the competition in the first minute method-acting his role. Corman fired Speed, replaced with zen Carradine to garner enough footage to make a film.
    True story!

  • @Reciticus
    @Reciticus Год назад +38

    Still sucks with all this bs you’re having to deal with folks stealing your vids. Glad to be able to support you at the source!

  • @redheadedanimations9368
    @redheadedanimations9368 Год назад +39

    1:36 I get it, I FINALLY GET IT!! Speed says that he’ll see him after he gets out of the hospital, though he is clearly very much dead. He is even in denial about it a few seconds later, when he says “I’m sure he will”. He won’t allow himself to realize that he killed another man, he thinks he’s the hero, he thinks he’s just roughing up some bad guys so he can save the day, when he’s actually murdering and terrorizing a bunch of innocent contestants for no reason. And this is all in the fault of Speed Racer’s stupid, greedy, diabolical father for indoctrinating him into thinking that he was the only person who matters, and that he can kill and kill, with no consequences whatsoever. Well not anymore, Speedy, I’ve got Marvin Mattress on my side, and he’s more powerful than you can possibly imagine. Now that I’ve figured out your mental illness, I know exactly how to take you out. Thank you AdventuresOfSly, for releasing this recovered dash cam footage, we couldn’t have done it without you.

    • @AdventuresOfSly
      @AdventuresOfSly  Год назад +13

      he's a menace, a threat to society.

    • @hdofu
      @hdofu Год назад

      Speed actually killed his whole family a long time ago, the "Family" he sees are just hallucinations he expereiences to allow him to avoid taking responsibility for his own actions.

    • @overlordmgcover2262
      @overlordmgcover2262 Год назад +6

      @@AdventuresOfSly Speeds eventually downfall would be an interesting arc XD

    • @CandyHatsuneWolff
      @CandyHatsuneWolff Год назад +5

      Hang a mirror over a pit of spikes. I don't think you'll even need to cover the pit.

    • @redheadedanimations9368
      @redheadedanimations9368 Год назад +3

      @@CandyHatsuneWolff a simply exquisite idea! Speed Racer’s only weakness, mirrors!

  • @marchellochiovelli7259
    @marchellochiovelli7259 Год назад +1

    So legendary they gave him a spot on Carmageddon 2

  • @rageofheaven
    @rageofheaven Год назад +2

    His theme song mentions he's a demon on wheels. That was actually a warning.

  • @vinesauceobscurities
    @vinesauceobscurities Год назад +4

    A near-flawless edit. Very on point to the chaotic scene edit of the original series.

  • @MrBrowneyedBeast
    @MrBrowneyedBeast Год назад +7

    0:14 the black airforce energy 🤣

  • @SheonEver
    @SheonEver Год назад +4

    I never get tired of these. XD

  • @kendonl.taylor5111
    @kendonl.taylor5111 4 месяца назад +2

    This is why Speed Racer falls under the trope "Memetic Psychopath". Though your mileage may vary.

  • @thronosstudios
    @thronosstudios Год назад +4

    Speed Racer without context... well, some

  • @FromAmericaToJapan
    @FromAmericaToJapan Год назад +3

    This was by far the best video to end 2023 year off with lol 😂

  • @youxkio
    @youxkio Год назад +2

    That's how you show a vidjeo with the topic of "ambition" without ever saying it once.

  • @bonniebrindle8335
    @bonniebrindle8335 Год назад +5

    I love these psycho speed racer videos.

  • @LtAce150
    @LtAce150 Год назад +3

    1:37 I'd like to point out that the clip of Speed Racer staring into the flames is actually him looking at the burning wreckage of a helicopter crash that he caused.

  • @SB-qm5wg
    @SB-qm5wg Год назад +12

    2:03 gotcha... 🤣 well done

  • @DarkOmegaMK2
    @DarkOmegaMK2 Год назад +3

    ThisWasAReallyGoodVideoICouldUnderstandEverythingTheySaidSpeedRacerIsMyHero.

  • @WestfilmsCo
    @WestfilmsCo Год назад +3

    The Nikes are so good dude.
    Every detail is great but the Nikes really got me.

  • @wulfmaer8919
    @wulfmaer8919 Год назад +2

    I first saw Speed Racer as a little kid in 1971 on tv in Maryland and absolutely loved it! In fact, I think it was my introduction to Japanese anime and I've been an anime fan ever since!

  • @Furzkampfbomber
    @Furzkampfbomber 8 месяцев назад +1

    This must been the most sociopath cartoon character I have ever seen and yes, that includes the Joker. There is even an episode where another racer needs a victory to pay the cancer treatment for his sister and Speed instantly goes 'Nope, letting him win would be against the rules!'. And of course, he did not share the price money, thus being responsible for an innocent girl's death.

  • @lordmortos979
    @lordmortos979 Год назад +2

    Only slightly less violent than the real cartoon.

  • @flipsolo
    @flipsolo 9 месяцев назад +1

    Damn, I don't recall Speed Racer being this violent.

  • @greggc8088
    @greggc8088 Год назад +2

    That's the real Speed. The one that's sick of today's sheet and ready to win at all costs.

  • @levioptionallastname6749
    @levioptionallastname6749 Год назад +2

    this is the hero I needed.

  • @caeljones7658
    @caeljones7658 9 месяцев назад +2

    Speed was soon arrested and put to death for 1000 counts of manslaughter ending his racing career

  • @johnalang
    @johnalang Год назад +1

    Amazing editing. This is how Speed Racer would look today

  • @PongIsDrawing
    @PongIsDrawing 5 месяцев назад +2

    This is a pure adrenaline rush

  • @fardussarker8922
    @fardussarker8922 Год назад +3

    Everyone knows that Speed kills

  • @malaltherenegadegod
    @malaltherenegadegod Год назад +2

    Dude I won't lie. Been watching this a bunch for the past three days. Absolute gold.

    • @AdventuresOfSly
      @AdventuresOfSly  Год назад +1

      thank you, brother! I've been watching it over myself lol

  • @synchro505
    @synchro505 Год назад +6

    This is awesome! LOL Used to love watching Speed Racer as a kid.

  • @themightythor1974
    @themightythor1974 Год назад +1

    This is not too far from the actual Speed Racer cartoon, Speed was a badass.

  • @toyocolla
    @toyocolla Год назад +2

    Yeah.... Speed Racer was unhinged at moments.

  • @monkymonk6
    @monkymonk6 Год назад +1

    That nose candy got Speed in a certain kind of way. Helluva awesome edit!

  • @Colin12475
    @Colin12475 9 месяцев назад +3

    Light Yagami is the only anime character that I can think of that has slain more people during an entire series.

    • @maclura
      @maclura 8 месяцев назад +1

      maybe ainz from overlord and rimuru as nice of a slime as they are, they became a demon lord for a reason. i'm sure there's others but speed racer was the first.

  • @SuprousOxide
    @SuprousOxide Год назад +2

    Here he comes, here comes Speed Racer. He's a racer on speed

  • @CipherJin
    @CipherJin Год назад +2

    Oh damn! Speed got that Black air force activity! I saw the shoes!

  • @HQMan2008
    @HQMan2008 6 месяцев назад +2

    Remember: Violence is not the answer. Violence is the question, the answer is YES.

  • @IncognitaEX
    @IncognitaEX Год назад +1

    Yeah that's exactly how I remembered

  • @overlordmgcover2262
    @overlordmgcover2262 Год назад +3

    Ah yes. Again Speed shows his psychotic behavoir. Well he has a need for speed... and very excessive mass slaughter. Not to forget his terribly violent behavoir is tolerated by those around him, they validate him.
    Also the addition of blood effects was genious.

  • @pianospawn1
    @pianospawn1 Год назад +4

    This would legitimately make an awesome dystopian “death race” style movie. Bad live action adaptations keep popping up everywhere, but this, this would be a masterpiece. Imagine Running Man meets Mad Max Fury Road mixed with a hint of The Mighty Ducks.

    • @Briselance
      @Briselance Год назад +3

      Is it not already a dystopian death race? 😅

  • @Flippo___
    @Flippo___ Год назад +2

    aww I thought this'd be a Death Race 2000- type edit (it kinda is, and it's still great, just not what I expected)

  • @Heliocentricity
    @Heliocentricity 6 месяцев назад +2

    No matter what, this is still very much in character.

  • @droidBasher
    @droidBasher Год назад +2

    I can't tell how much of this is real.

  • @guntherthequizmaster9515
    @guntherthequizmaster9515 Год назад +1

    You've done terrible things... be strong. - Sir John Talbot, The Wolfman (2010)

  • @hdofu
    @hdofu Год назад +1

    Remember kids... Speed Kills

  • @seanturner1197
    @seanturner1197 2 месяца назад +1

    Imagine speed racer's descendant participating in the WipEout racing events.

  • @zachg6805
    @zachg6805 7 месяцев назад +1

    Man I lost it when the Demon on Wheels talks to speed at 1:00

  • @dillonkinder9296
    @dillonkinder9296 Год назад +2

    Speed Racer kills people but still deserves to win trophies

  • @Zeep_goblin
    @Zeep_goblin Год назад +1

    Speed Racer was an actual psychopath.

  • @machinesofgod
    @machinesofgod Год назад +2

    This is perfect. There is only one thing missing...Mary Poppins slapping Michael 😅

  • @Defanos
    @Defanos 11 месяцев назад +1

    dude, i love your work man. these videos actually help me cope.

    • @AdventuresOfSly
      @AdventuresOfSly  11 месяцев назад

      I'm glad you enjoy, man! I make them as a small distraction from the world, even for a few minutes.

  • @BIGDADDYSINISTER
    @BIGDADDYSINISTER 11 месяцев назад +1

    Thanos thinks Speed Racer's kill count is excessive.

  • @SmugLilBugger
    @SmugLilBugger 7 месяцев назад +1

    "Ahead lies even more excitement"
    Yeah. With each passing mile Speed drives there's new opportunity to kill.

  • @skootz24
    @skootz24 Год назад +1

    The black AF1s WITH RED SOCKS had me rolling. This man is a demon, an unholy blight on all that is good and pure in this world. He must be stopped!
    He cannot be stopped.

  • @boeingnz
    @boeingnz Год назад +1

    And the movie said that the saws was for trees and "obstacles".
    That include motorbikes, I guess.

  • @FangsofYima
    @FangsofYima 11 месяцев назад +1

    the Wilhelm scream will never not be funny to me

  • @skyrogue1977
    @skyrogue1977 Год назад +2

    Holy Hell in a Hand-basket.

  • @Devilsblood
    @Devilsblood 9 месяцев назад +1

    Before Twisted Metal, there was Speed Racer