How A Bald Depressed Frenchman Won The Napoleonic Wars - Napoleon Total War
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- Опубликовано: 6 фев 2025
- I haven't played base Napoleon in a while, thought i'd give it a funny old whirl of a go... Didn't go as I expected.
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How Alex the rambler won the great napoleonic war
Even russian winter fears his mighty hairline
@@saintnostalgic1341 😂🤣🤣😂
Oof
I felt that
@Witos _ So they fear nothing?
His hair retreated faster than the french
"who is vaping on the frontlines?"
one of the best isorrow quotes yet
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0:15 You've acknowledged March of the Eagles but did not bring it back....shame on you. ISP is coming
SHAME! *DING* *DING* *DING*
SHAME! *DING* *DING* *DING*
SHAME! *DING* *DING* *DING*
F O R S H A M E !
@@stevanpetrovic6308
Shame...
*Loads Shotgun*
Avery the Cuban-American What does ISP stand for?
I know you !!!
Im not a gravy baby im a beef stock boi
personally im a shoyu broth
@@PermadeathHD No cant you read your clearly an epic hacker man
Maxy117 I’m what you humans call stupid
I'm a PC
@@sophiekirkpatrick300 wait a moment
finally a game where alex the rambler is a general and the hairline is correct on the portrait
I sneezed so hard I fell into a puddle.
A puddle of *REVOLUTION*
Meanwhile in Spain
Holy SHIT!!!
fun fact: that bald guy is in the video is davout, napoleon's best marshall and even THE YOUNGEST ONE
0:06 Damn with that amazing Spanish you'd do well at the Democratic Presidential Debates.
As a Hispanic person I nominate Isorrow as Local Imperial Governor of America in the God-Empeor's name!!!
me molestan a diaro good ol Yugoslavia
10:15 “Who is vaping on the front line?” 😂
Incredibly depressed hairline guy
Alex the Rambler: Is that like a personal attack or something
that guy was marshal davout, commander of III corp, known as the iron marshal, best of the napoleon's marshals, he defeated the main Prussian army(twice his size) at the battle of Jena-auerstadt on his own
@@amirmohamadpezeshki5351three times his size actually
I invite you to see the biography of Marshal Davout, the "Iron Marshal"....it's a great guy 👌
The only guy who suggested a historical biography in a fkin meme video
@@obihugzenobi Marshal Suchet never lost a battle either
That's right. With the help of Energizer batteries, you too can take control of Europe
Ahh yes, my favorite drink, battery liquid
@@zacharymohammadi a man of refined taste
I actually used to suck on batteries. Like seriously. Lmfao
Davout! My greatest marshal! Somebody acknowledges him finally!
b a l d
Imperator Rome Wheel of random countries.
Poor Davout getting verbally abused, but at least he got to slap the Duke of Wellington around.
"Britain cannot Trafalgar me if I Trafalgar myself"
That is some pro historian move right there.
Back in the days when fighting with bagguettes actually worked
D'où tu parles mal de Davout toi? Ce type est invaincu sur le champ de bataille. Not a single defeat on his whole career.
@Suebian from Customer Outreach Davout's frenchness is so powerful it rubbed off on him
Most players are way too cautious at the start of grand campaign and you make sucker-punching Britain look SO easy.
Every RUclipsr: standard welcoming
Isp: *g r a v y b a b i e s*
Play Empire total war as The Ottoman Empire Expert Mode if you're up for it.
ARTILLERY ONLY
@The Nova renaissance eh, there's nothing of note there anyways
ISP: *Takes Moscow*
Russians: "Time to burn this city!"
1:00 The french decided to adopt Italian tactics and throw meatballs at the Austrians.
Very spicy meatballs.
Alex used to be bald and depressed now he’s happy and appendix free
being one of iSorrowproductions gravy babies make me feel warm and fuzzy
If your gravy is fuzzy then I would be a bit concerned
"Bald Depressed Frenchman"
*shows Davout*
RUclips turned off my notifications so I had no idea this absolute unit of a video was ever made.
Next Video :Bald man wins March of the Eagles
This video came out on the day my cat had to be put down so I’d say I’m not one of the people that was having a good day.
Napoleon: Stop trading with Britain or else!
Russia: Screw you!
Napoleon: Declares war and defeat 6th Coalition
Russia: BuRnS cOuNtrY tO thE gRouND
Rooting for you to stay ahead of ISP.
Surrender meets switching sides...
*Europe.exe has stopped working
5:27 that is the sneakiest Charge of The Light Brigade reference ever
When you joke about the fishing rod, but then it's Minecraft
After getting wet to my underwear and nearly falling to a puddle but instead getting splashed by a car from the said puddle this videos intro is finally for me. At least I'm not Napoleon, 200 year old and dead.
Download third age mod in medieval 2 and conquer the world using only hobbits.
the archers or the infantry?
yes
ISORROW! YOU CANT SAY THE LORDS NAME IN VAINE! You can’t go around saying March of the eagles willy nilly
Isorrow its half 11 and you’ve uploaded a video about total war
You mad lad
*I hope you find the guy who was vaping on the front lines*
Glad to see an upload, I was already starving on quality map game content
Artillery only
when you say most of your kills are artillery,
Artillery only
At least he has a better hairline then Alex
The thumbnail looks like one of those steal his look memés
10:10 WTF how do you know about "babushka?" you amaze me xD love you
Sounds, fun
Appreciate the love for Marshal Davout. He was probably Napoleon's best general. Shame during the Waterloo Campaign he was made Secratary of War and not given a proper military command.
The British Fleet, probably
"Sir, the enemy is sending an army over the channel"
"Lemme see the Cliff of Dover in peace, sergeant"
"SIR, BRITAIN IS GOING TO FALL"
"But this cliff tho..."
I have had surgery and laughing is not recommended for me
Dear lord save me
I'm confused. It's an iSorrows video but why is Alex the Rambler on the thumbnail?
FORCE OF COUNTRIES VIC 2 ISORROWPRODUCTIONS Russia 2752 military force JAPAN 2283 military force ITALY 2430 military force GERMANY 1973 military force U.S 2259 military force Britain 2513 military force France 1791 military force Austria-Hungary 1195 military force OTOMANIAN EMPIRE 4422 military force
Finally some love for Davout
How the fuck did I read that title as “How a bald Frenchman won the Napolionic wars dressed as a Frenchwoman”
All this time and we’re still using the gravy baby thing...
oh god this is the giant british robot anime timeline
Big apple, beautiful pattern,
Good pudding
Connecting big cake
Not too good at night
We didn't have class
Our heart is very happy,
Sports and games,
Not too good at night
Big wow, short wind,
Around the house
It is going home,
Not too good at night
Evening, evening
Beautiful at night
leave school
Not too good at night
I walk like a cloud
Forest and bathroom
At the same time, I saw people
Lord Golden Bear
Shaomu
Flowers and aerial dance
It looks like a wonderful star.
Hot milk
left
neck:
I see thousands of people
Flange head
He dreams of waves, but he has
No light
The poet is not gay
Like John:
I have a lot of fat. But I don’t think so
This is one of my favorite themes:
Oh
Blank table is empty or empty
They hit their hearts.
good luck
Then I am very happy.
And dance spices
You gave me a good laugh during this pandemic. Welp I might as well subscribe to you bro, thank you.
I searched up Isorrowproductions being depressed and this is the first video I got
I like the way Russia has its army in Moscow when its capital is actually SAINT PETERSBURG
I'm not a gravy baby, I'm chicken stock
Warhammer, Fly into Kislev on griffons.
Why would you even want to take Kislev?
@@youroldpapapalpy1894 It is seems to be the warhammer equivalent to Moskou
You know what you haven't played in a while? That's right March of the Eagles
Oh hey its Marshal Davout.
ISP winning a game of Total War while RPing as Alex the Rambler.
I love the title and the thumbnail
Ladies and gentlemans. Today, 100 years ago, the Treaty of Versailles was signed.
Press F to... you know...
is it bad that i knew the other napoleonic game was march of the eagles before he even said it
4:19 Just like Calligula with the attack on Neptune (God of Water)
3:24 Looks like you had lots of fun shouting Klagenfurt. Just to give you another laugh, Klagenfurt basically means flat passable river, where everyone complains for some reason. German city names are great.
The title of this video should really be called, ”how ISP won the napoleonic wars”...or maybe Drew Durnil
The bald man (Marshal davout) was actually a badass IRL. Look him up
that bald guy needs a vacation
I beat the Italian campaign by going into deep debt
Does he call us gravy babies because he cares? Or because we make him "gravy".......... Also he needs to eat biscuits and gravy
Hippity hoppity, *Your country is mine*
Today was actually my day ISP thank you for noticing
"That guy has a fishing rod."
there's also a spanish campaign in napoleon as dlc. it's not too big but it's pretty fun, you get spanish guerrillas and stuff
Yeet, its a short man.
March of the eagles. Do it you won’t no balls
French grand campaign was always quite easy I think, you just put all your troops in Northern France into Napoleon's army, build a single sloop, send it with the entire army to Ireland, liberate, walk to Scotland, liberate, take Wales and London while you send your army in Italy to Gibraltar and gone is England, then you can take all the trading tiles while building a huge fleet of merchantmen and go back to Europe with Napoleon, your allies in Italy and Germany should be just about exhausted by then so you can annex whatever was conquered by the Kutuzov army or the Austrians... At that point your economy is so big that you don't need to worry about money and just pump out the enormous number of elite troops you get.
This is so me except the bald and french parts also the napoleonic wars part
The Iron Marshal ...poor him
Oh I know what to do...
WHAT ABOUT TO DO NAPOLEON ARTILLERY ONLY?
Rip Austrians -(June 27 2019 - june 27 2019)
Depressed bald guy more like Alex the Rambler
A modern Napoleon Total war that includes the war of 1812 and the skirmishes of the Franco Indian alliance. would be cool shit.
Ah yes, the famous Austrian city of CLANGENFURT
ISP sends his regards...
Napoleon total war is so cool and I like it so much because of that and Isorrow is cool so therefore I like Isorrow because he is Napoleon total war
Davout was Napoleon's best Marshal!
We need more Total War Napoleon !!
I am a gravy man, excuse me.
Remember kids!1! Don't be Napoleon?
Summer is coming students. (GOT music plays in the background.)
March of the Eagles artillery only
GREAT for birthday I get ISP best day
I wonder if the weird RUclipsr that was actually in that weird mod with the gravy babies ever found out that iSorrow stole his phrase.
French french Cyprus?
I'm down :DDDDDDDD
dude you didn't have to actually do the campaigns to get to Europe, you just had to start em'