How to Message Girls Online (90s Tutorial)

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 16 янв 2025

Комментарии • 2,7 тыс.

  • @note2Penelope
    @note2Penelope 8 месяцев назад +3014

    You ruined my life with this video. Take it down.

  • @ranchosdelnorte
    @ranchosdelnorte Год назад +7889

    Apologizing is the noble path to take
    "Sorry you're a dumb whore"
    freakin genius setup

    • @Cweepy
      @Cweepy Год назад +193

      Was smiling up to that point, then with that line I totally lost my shit laughing. xD

    • @IceFire1800
      @IceFire1800 Год назад +196

      the L.A. Noire approach to dialogue options

    • @adog3129
      @adog3129 Год назад +10

      i, too, watched the video

    • @freedustin
      @freedustin Год назад +19

      @@adog3129 K, these comment sections are here for a reason and that isn't it. You need to parrot a clip from the video, or meme some dialogue from another unrelated video.

    • @adog3129
      @adog3129 Год назад +1

      @@freedustin he did parrot a clip from the video though. anyone with two brain cells appreciated that it was a good setup. i think my reply was warranted

  • @benja_mint
    @benja_mint 11 месяцев назад +1472

    i love that the main character has no social competence until he is suddenly pretending to be somebody else and knows exactly what to say every time

    • @Ms_Princess_Zelda
      @Ms_Princess_Zelda 9 месяцев назад +176

      It’s called being a sociopath 😅. This series is giving unhinged tutorial and I freaking love it!

    • @SSS-ie6mh
      @SSS-ie6mh 9 месяцев назад +176

      Turns out that when you're a multi-millionaire bodybuilder supermodel, you can say almost whatever you want.

    • @eliasvonbrille
      @eliasvonbrille 8 месяцев назад

      ppl writing what he writes don't do that because they think woman like it. They do it because they like it.
      Never seen anyone send a dick pick bc they think Woman will like it. They do it because they like it. It's called exhibitionism and somewhat widespread.
      Maybe he is a social mastermind. The fact that he is a perverted ahole really has nothing to do with that.

    • @EugeneOneguine
      @EugeneOneguine 8 месяцев назад +51

      @@Ms_Princess_Zelda Nah, it's called faking it. It's very easy to say the right thing if you're lying.

    • @ironhell813
      @ironhell813 8 месяцев назад +12

      I used to do this as a teenager.
      But not deliberately.

  • @breohtbrusmid489
    @breohtbrusmid489 Год назад +9170

    You have to love the way this series brings 90s internet nostalgia into collision with current social media dysfunctionality 😂

    • @engineeredarmy1152
      @engineeredarmy1152 Год назад +148

      That's this channel summed up.

    • @person749
      @person749 Год назад +321

      Oh this is the way it's always been 😂

    • @maythesciencebewithyou
      @maythesciencebewithyou Год назад +232

      The early forums and chat sites were not better than what we have today

    • @NickyBobby-wx6ig
      @NickyBobby-wx6ig Год назад +1

      @@maythesciencebewithyou that's a load of crap. myspace was better. yahoo messenger was better.

    • @JohnIsaacXIV
      @JohnIsaacXIV Год назад +150

      @@maythesciencebewithyouYou’re delusional. You don’t have to worry about being censored back then.

  • @Nullicity
    @Nullicity Год назад +2721

    getting rejected for being obviously disgusting and then spend 6 months destroying the girl's relationship with her boyfriend, only to have her like you, and then reject her the same way so that it crushes her mental state is the most internet thing i have ever seen

    • @Nullicity
      @Nullicity 11 месяцев назад +28

      @KingKoopa96 not what i was saying but sure

    • @TheKalmGaming
      @TheKalmGaming 11 месяцев назад

      ​@KingKoopa96 bro sound like he beats his wife

    • @nothingtoseehere9648
      @nothingtoseehere9648 11 месяцев назад +69

      @KingKoopa96 This is a joke channel... chill tf out, it's fake

    • @JohnSmith-jh1iy
      @JohnSmith-jh1iy 11 месяцев назад +80

      @KingKoopa96 Show us your rejections.txt file!

    • @DienerNoUta
      @DienerNoUta 11 месяцев назад

      @@nothingtoseehere9648 i mean, he knows it's fake, but those things happen all the time on real life

  • @PleaseElaborate
    @PleaseElaborate 9 месяцев назад +325

    dude has mastered the slow-turn-with-creepy-grin. That is not an easy move to pull off so consistently. I am impressed.

  • @giobikefans
    @giobikefans Год назад +2720

    The juxtaposition of a 1990s Smithers messaging a 1980s woman with an AI generated lumberjack is the icing on the cake, bravissimo!

    • @Ζήνων-ζ1ι
      @Ζήνων-ζ1ι Год назад +153

      Smithers is trapped inside a time warp.

    • @salvadorgonzales1
      @salvadorgonzales1 Год назад +22

      Feels unreal

    • @deadcaliph6414
      @deadcaliph6414 Год назад +85

      1980s women still existed in the early 90s

    • @justhere4637
      @justhere4637 Год назад +24

      I was thinking it was ai generated. Looks very good. It's kind of terrifying how good it is.

    • @Madfrog625
      @Madfrog625 Год назад +8

      @@deadcaliph6414yea but the internet and home computers weren’t as common

  • @Huggbees
    @Huggbees Год назад +6316

    I'm so glad the previous episode blew up to give this channel some attention. Absolutely deserved and more.

    • @obhwg
      @obhwg Год назад +92

      Fancy to see one of the internet's finest content creators come to such a refined channel.

    • @Swake_au
      @Swake_au Год назад +37

      If it was the "how to reply to negative comments online" video, that's why I'm here :)

    • @pyro6698
      @pyro6698 Год назад +5

      ah yes, a good youtuber

    • @ricardocantoral7672
      @ricardocantoral7672 Год назад +6

      I love saying your name! HUGGBEES!

    • @Pr0toPoTaT0
      @Pr0toPoTaT0 Год назад +4

      It's what got me here. And @Huggbees I'm subscribed to you to ❤️ 😆

  • @giantzombiechild
    @giantzombiechild Год назад +2351

    I love Smithers O'Neils character cause of how every infraction every single slight makes him stew in hate and resentment that causes him to act on these insane time consuming plots to pay the person back in the most brutal fucking way possible. Just a dude who is consumed with a quiet rage that burns inside him. Every single slight against him is in his brain like a fucking encyclopedia or a book of grudges that he will remember till the end of time.

    • @theRPGmaster
      @theRPGmaster Год назад +68

      Sounds like me. Although I'm slightly more forgiving.

    • @Liece45
      @Liece45 Год назад +40

      This comment made me laugh just like the video.

    • @JohnIsaacXIV
      @JohnIsaacXIV Год назад +19

      Patrick Bateman is that you?

    • @KingLich451
      @KingLich451 Год назад +18

      found the "nice guy"s

    • @theRPGmaster
      @theRPGmaster Год назад +32

      @@KingLich451 Trust me, I know I'm not a nice guy. I wish I was. But I doubt you are one either.

  • @note2Penelope
    @note2Penelope 8 месяцев назад +201

    I'm approaching 50 and can't get a date unless it's with some creeper like Smithers...I've never felt the touch of a man, just the touch of someone who can only afford a McDonald's breakfast and quickie in the back of a Ford Festiva.

    • @ChrisWaters-b3z
      @ChrisWaters-b3z 6 месяцев назад

      You're still technically a birgin.

    • @JayJay-wf2oe
      @JayJay-wf2oe 4 месяца назад +17

      How is Fernando

    • @aramisy.cajigas744
      @aramisy.cajigas744 4 месяца назад +8

      This is a good joke.

    • @SolHodlman
      @SolHodlman 3 месяца назад

      Saw that coming a mile away. You’re a long way from the 90s. lol

  • @nerou76
    @nerou76 Год назад +604

    This guide worked pretty well! She sent over some of her friends from this place called "the police department" and now I am hanging out in this cool place!

    • @findout-YGO
      @findout-YGO Год назад +45

      and I think by cool you mean the temperature is actually cold in there, especially at night 💀

    • @sergentboucherie
      @sergentboucherie Год назад +62

      Sweet, me too! What room are you in? I’m in the one where the rapists are in, my new friends tell me they have a fun evening planned, cant wait to see what they are up to

    • @pauldraper1736
      @pauldraper1736 Год назад +18

      You're sure to find true love now

    • @SparrowPlays.
      @SparrowPlays. Год назад +23

      Make sure to drop the soap when you're in the shower, your new friends will show you lots of love!

    • @sergentboucherie
      @sergentboucherie Год назад +18

      @@SparrowPlays. Of course, and be sure to drop it in front of the "biggest" guy in the shower to assert dominance

  • @ricardocantoral7672
    @ricardocantoral7672 Год назад +560

    Thanks for giving us introverted creeps some sound advice.

  • @wolverine9632
    @wolverine9632 Год назад +121

    "When being yourself doesn't work out, pretending to be somebody better will."
    I have gotten so good at doing this, I call myself the Master Baiter.

  • @miraclesage8622
    @miraclesage8622 Год назад +533

    Not only is the script incredibly funny, just the awkward way the host carries himself adds so much to the humor as well. The intentional misspellings in the chat and that censored picture was also gold.

    • @Finnatese
      @Finnatese 8 месяцев назад +7

      The host does a great job with the friendly tone but the weird body language. Like that creepy and stiff turn to the computer at 0:14 was crack up

    • @miraclesage8622
      @miraclesage8622 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@Finnatese Yep :)

    • @twistedshades5560
      @twistedshades5560 7 месяцев назад

      and its also hella realistic too. Women's brains realy do be working like that. Its so easy to ruin any relationship they have cuz they lack true loyalty. Just be better than the other guy and make him jelous the girl will almost never stick to her bf and come to you instead. Kinda too easy I'd say. To be a douche but then again...Why'd I call myself a douche when women are the problem. Im merely enjoying the view

    • @salazam
      @salazam 3 месяца назад

      Leonard Maltin of youtube videos over here...

  • @B1-7368
    @B1-7368 Год назад +141

    4:54 ‘only 6 months’ I feel you man.

    • @zacklewis342
      @zacklewis342 8 дней назад

      To be fair, half of that time was just logging back in to AOL after someone picked up the phone.

  • @ArtiOfficial
    @ArtiOfficial Год назад +1840

    Man the effort put into these videos is just insane. Few people realize how much work it takes to create something with this level of detail. All of the channel is great but the Smithers O'neil stuff is just 11/10 top tier comedy. I love it!!!

    • @AnneMossRogers
      @AnneMossRogers Год назад +10

      I noticed that, too. All the detail.

    • @Bugz
      @Bugz Год назад +12

      Agreed. Tho some of us watched his "how it's made" video, so some of us get it and appreciate it more or less the same

    • @ArtiOfficial
      @ArtiOfficial Год назад +27

      @@AnneMossRogers Excuse me, ma'am, I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you. I'm glad you're agreeing with me about the detail of the video, but honestly it's nothing compared to the detail of the beauty of thine. To quote the classic Pablo Neruda "I have hunger for your mouth, for your voice, for your hair" Translation: I really like you, Anne. Yes... like that. We're not socks, but I think we'd make a great pair. Oh là là, I'd give you a world and then some, but alas, this message will have to do :P

    • @Coryiodine
      @Coryiodine Год назад +15

      ​@@ArtiOfficial bro shes like 50 let her go.. and take me instead. Your poetry moves me ❤️

    • @ArtiOfficial
      @ArtiOfficial Год назад +7

      @@Coryiodine I like them ripe.

  • @GreatGizmo74
    @GreatGizmo74 Год назад +739

    'Call her boyfriend a closeted homosexual' Had me on the floor. Thank you SkyCorp.

    • @Cock-Man
      @Cock-Man Год назад +25

      This one made me dead from laughter

    • @No_More_Naggers
      @No_More_Naggers Год назад

      THIS IS HATE SPEECH AND IT ISNT FUNNY! HOW DARE YOU ARENT YOU ASHAMED! YOURE A BIGOT!

    • @omegabyter
      @omegabyter Год назад

      ​@@Cock-ManI can see why, Cock Man.

    • @cyrusevans1009
      @cyrusevans1009 Год назад +1

      If Smithers had done that, he would've gotten laid.

    • @gabagoooooooooool
      @gabagoooooooooool Год назад +4

      I googled closeted and saw the LTBQ Flag and died laughing on the floor 😂😂😂

  • @trashl0rd
    @trashl0rd Год назад +1449

    This is all great advice, but honestly I've been honing these tactics for years. I find that what makes fair young maidens the most excited is dominating an internet debate with random strangers with my superior intellect. The larger the wall of text and the more self righteous and smug you behave, the wetter they get. As a male feminist, I practically understand the ways of females even more than they do, which makes it extra frustrating when they fail to appreciate my qualities.

    • @maestro-zq8gu
      @maestro-zq8gu Год назад +53

      It may be a parody but it's farther than I ever got online.

    • @CapibaraWinter
      @CapibaraWinter Год назад +46

      Pure Gold!

    • @PostClarity7
      @PostClarity7 Год назад +78

      Cringetastic 👍🏾

    • @isexuallyidentifyasukraini5407
      @isexuallyidentifyasukraini5407 Год назад +97

      This comment has achieved the perfect balance between cringe and based

    • @thejunkman
      @thejunkman Год назад +78

      If this wasn't a comment on a RUclips video I would swear I was on reddit right now.

  • @ryanholmes8587
    @ryanholmes8587 9 месяцев назад +17

    Finally a comprehensive tutorial on how to chat with women online! Can't believe I'm just now finding out about this!

  • @andrewstueve1704
    @andrewstueve1704 Год назад +100

    2:12 Restraining orders. Loving it lol.

    • @yabatopia
      @yabatopia 10 месяцев назад +9

      The level of detail in this video is truly insane. Just thinking about it made me threw up.

    • @gaynzz6841
      @gaynzz6841 9 месяцев назад +2

      Lol

  • @sarblader
    @sarblader Год назад +364

    I wish I discovered this channel years ago, but I'm here now, ready to learn more lessons about how to use the internet and socialize. Thanks for this masterpiece Smithers, hoping for more.

    • @hayond656
      @hayond656 Год назад +1

      You haven't seen the original Wide World of Web? That's how I found these guys a long time ago

  • @AnneMossRogers
    @AnneMossRogers Год назад +577

    As a former advertising creative director, I know how much work, time and cost goes into this type of production. I know I'm older and not the typical demographic here, but I need a comedy break and I find these hilarious and want to keep it coming. So I did the patreon. According to my gift level, I can fire all you underlings.

    • @trequor
      @trequor Год назад +22

      Old enough and you ought to hit the sweet spot of being a professional in the 90s

    • @MaryDunford
      @MaryDunford Год назад +3

      😂

    • @Delineated69
      @Delineated69 Год назад +45

      Do it be fartin'??

    • @nattyboom4444
      @nattyboom4444 Год назад +6

      I’d like to take you on a date

    • @AnneMossRogers
      @AnneMossRogers Год назад

      @@nattyboom4444 you watched this tutorial so you'd be an awesome date I'm sure

  • @alewis514
    @alewis514 17 дней назад +7

    I know this is satire (well written and edited one at that) but plenty of people actually behave like this to girls online xD
    1. Be a "nice guy" (nowhere near being actually nice person)
    2. Get rejected, usually politely
    3. Explode into a mad rant. Bonus points for n-bomb if the girl is dark-toned.
    Most "nice guy" interactions from girls' perspective are like -whoa, I dodged a bullet in there lol.

  • @UnknownUser-fe5zu
    @UnknownUser-fe5zu 10 месяцев назад +53

    The geocities link made me both reminisce and also remember I’m old AF

    • @uNiels_Heart
      @uNiels_Heart 8 месяцев назад +2

      Yeah, it's really well produced to look as authentic as possible

  • @hadeishadeis7462
    @hadeishadeis7462 Год назад +348

    You've really nailed down the internet sociopath. Makes me long for the 90's even more than usually

    • @Krill_all_health_insuranceCEOs
      @Krill_all_health_insuranceCEOs Год назад +10

      Internet sociopath 💀😂

    • @briancrawford8751
      @briancrawford8751 Год назад +8

      It's a shame that you can't tell people what you'd do with their corpse online anymore without the cops showing up. That's why I miss USENET.

    • @whatizreality0124
      @whatizreality0124 11 месяцев назад +4

      * Usual .
      The 90s were horrible , with shitty music , and produced pathetic emo millennials .

    • @briancrawford8751
      @briancrawford8751 11 месяцев назад +11

      @@whatizreality0124 There wasn't any '90s music in this video, and besides, you won't have to experience that decade again, so there's no reason to bitch about it.

    • @whatizreality0124
      @whatizreality0124 11 месяцев назад

      @@briancrawford8751 Who asked you ?
      NERD.

  • @DanielBjorndahl
    @DanielBjorndahl Год назад +194

    One of the few channels that makes me smile while depressed

    • @skycorphomevideo
      @skycorphomevideo  Год назад +150

      Maybe try working really hard for a corporation for barely any pay, that might help your depression, Daniel.
      From - the Skycorp Upper Management Headquarters

    • @namesurname4666
      @namesurname4666 Год назад

      ​@@skycorphomevideolike working for skycorp?

    • @ViceKnIghtTA
      @ViceKnIghtTA Год назад +7

      ​@@skycorphomevideo😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤

  • @trendytrenessh462
    @trendytrenessh462 Год назад +173

    I just love the way he turns back around to the computer every time

    • @AyeGameBae
      @AyeGameBae 9 месяцев назад +14

      It's so creepy 😂

    • @sabretoothian
      @sabretoothian 8 месяцев назад +11

      His head is like a second behind the rest of him.

  • @ferntheinkling
    @ferntheinkling Год назад +37

    This guy’s humor is top tier honestly

  • @mimaps
    @mimaps Год назад +28

    i lost it at the "proper grammar" part. your concept is straight genius

  • @Animekirk
    @Animekirk Год назад +827

    Its so easy to turn into a sadistic narcissist online. This was a hilarious example of that. But too many assume only certain kinds of people do this sort of thing. People who are naturally creepy or psychotic. In truth anyone and everyone can reach this level of psycho given enough time online. Go outside kids. Interact with people in person.

    • @skycorphomevideo
      @skycorphomevideo  Год назад +228

      Truth

    • @Madfrog625
      @Madfrog625 Год назад +77

      The internet is kind of like driving a car. When a road rage incident happens people turn into a different person that behave and say things they’d never do or say in person.

    • @0utrunner237
      @0utrunner237 Год назад +28

      The problem with going outside and interacting with people is it requires other people to _also_ go outside and interact. Kind of a group effort thing.

    • @adog3129
      @adog3129 Год назад +44

      ​@@0utrunner237the problem with it in america is that outside is the worst place ever. inside is for people and outside is for cars.

    • @rocksfire4390
      @rocksfire4390 Год назад

      going outside isn't a cure, need to go to therapy or go to the doc for some meds because these big issues that can't be easily solved.
      also being in person isn't going to change anything either, if you are a POS online you are 100% a POS in person.

  • @zackhostetler5175
    @zackhostetler5175 Год назад +55

    I can’t wait to use these skills later

  • @Huia87
    @Huia87 Год назад +477

    You guys are honestly top 5 funniest comedians I have come across in my entire life and I have seen a lot, both groups and individuals. Been going through some very very hard times in recent years and recovering from PTSD and I get genuine uncontrollable laughter from much of your work, it really helps on bad days. Surreal, dark and hilarious. Keep it up guys 🤣

    • @HotdogFiend69
      @HotdogFiend69 Год назад +36

      It's so wrong and so funny. His enthusiastic face in doing the most daranged things kills me.

    • @joshuanibbe6709
      @joshuanibbe6709 Год назад

      Hope you're doing better man. Hang in there!

  • @RovloxinLil1009
    @RovloxinLil1009 Год назад +66

    "Don't worry about her leaving. The Wide World of Web is brimming with other fish in the sea."
    Bro sure told the golden words.

  • @Muslimperson-x5k
    @Muslimperson-x5k Год назад +36

    This is the perfect tutorial because it shows you what NOT to do and also subtly shows you the correct choice that this character just does not take.

  • @zackhostetler5175
    @zackhostetler5175 Год назад +929

    I can’t believe he spend 6 months catfishing a girl who rejected him and used the same rejection line on her. Giga chad

    • @santoi
      @santoi Год назад +6

      Popular comment

    • @dinamiteurdinamiteur2324
      @dinamiteurdinamiteur2324 Год назад +76

      Giga waste of time lol

    • @rokko_fable
      @rokko_fable Год назад +43

      He took the time to get her to ruin her other relationship first.
      The only victim here is Fernando.
      That's what happens when you trust women.

    • @Wasserkaktus
      @Wasserkaktus Год назад +56

      ​@@dinamiteurdinamiteur2324"Giga waste of time".
      You just described like 99.9% of the Internet. We are wasting our time right now commenting to this video.

    • @FriskTemmieGoogle
      @FriskTemmieGoogle Год назад +17

      If you are joking: not funny
      If you are serious: you have issues. Go see a psychologist

  • @dio4296
    @dio4296 Год назад +63

    5:14 that shit-eating grin paired with that subtle chair swivel kills me everytime

    • @Donuts_random_stuff
      @Donuts_random_stuff Год назад +5

      Dude, how can you be killed multiple times. And if you’re killed multiple times how do you place a comment saying you’re killed multiple times

    • @icemanauz
      @icemanauz Год назад +5

      That's my favourite parts of these videos is that snarky attitude lmao

  • @ronijarvinen3759
    @ronijarvinen3759 Год назад +57

    Brilliant! I might add, some girls really appreciate straightforwardness and honesty. And above all, girls like men who know them well. Tell them you've been studying their social media profiles for years and know their life story better than they do.

  • @runningdebate2670
    @runningdebate2670 Год назад +12

    I like the one rejection in his folder that says "you call that a dick?"

  • @abcdef-mf5nb
    @abcdef-mf5nb Год назад +11

    This got to be one of the funniest and most creative video i have recently watched. Especially the sense of humor when Smither suggests to do something good (like saying sorry), but it ends up being offensive and twisted anyway

  • @nathanseper8738
    @nathanseper8738 Год назад +129

    Your videos are outstanding parodies of 90s media: your comedy is good while still appealing to 90s nostalgia that groups like millennials will still hold.

    • @mrvinyllad25
      @mrvinyllad25 Год назад +1

      I just found about this channel and it looks like a lot of those courses of "how to do something" that used to came in boxes of VHS. Jesus, I can hear the statics sound of the TV by just watching this video

    • @nathanseper8738
      @nathanseper8738 Год назад

      @@mrvinyllad25 It's amazing!

  • @Redaction1212
    @Redaction1212 Год назад +55

    Thank you Skycorp Overlords for this wonderful tutorial, it reminded me of a cherished childhood memory and I shed a tear. I will use this tutorial to great effect.

    • @ZDTF
      @ZDTF 9 месяцев назад

      Hey pretty lady!

    • @ZDTF
      @ZDTF 9 месяцев назад

      If you were a triangle
      You'd be acute one

  • @ashchaya7676
    @ashchaya7676 Год назад +30

    3:04 I love it how he's not even looking at the book 😂

  • @troubledseed
    @troubledseed 11 месяцев назад +5

    The layers of comedy going on are what have me loving this so much. I burst out laughing at the 1:12 mark because all the examples you gave to use were all used in what also looks like a run on sentence. F*cking Genius hahahahhahahahahaha

  • @DesiderataSanctuary
    @DesiderataSanctuary 8 месяцев назад +4

    "Now, if you'll excuse me...I've got some work to do."
    I felt a little shiver down my spine at that face. What's crazy is that he did this same scenario with those other rejections for whatever amount of time it took.

  • @SkyTahir
    @SkyTahir Год назад +28

    The 90s nostalgia with the absolute unhinged nature of these videos is incredible 😂

  • @elilundgreen
    @elilundgreen Год назад +139

    0:19 that subtle placement of the cursor...

  • @skycorphomevideo
    @skycorphomevideo  Год назад +1534

    Big thanks to music provided by @dream.corporated if you love vaporwave I recommend checking him out.

    • @brucewillis542
      @brucewillis542 Год назад +4

      You have returned, my psy-op mentors.

    • @MrCooper83
      @MrCooper83 Год назад +2

      OH MY GOD, you guys are amazing!!!

    • @storerestore
      @storerestore Год назад

      At least one track is just a demo song from the SC-55 mkII lol ruclips.net/video/ShpphfVU0EQ/видео.html

    • @tadekw9108
      @tadekw9108 Год назад

      “Master the Internet” oh god now I know where the GCHQ got that from 😂

    • @stevenbelanger7660
      @stevenbelanger7660 Год назад

      Wow man this was good.

  • @dottrina
    @dottrina Год назад +6

    the way your glasses perfectly distort your eyes when you look at the camera works so damn well with that horrific smile, i love it

  • @Meddi_Logically
    @Meddi_Logically Год назад +37

    This is some next level satire! Your channel is unique and deserves to blow up. The ideas are original beyond anything I’ve ever seen!
    Thank you for restoring my faith in RUclips again!

  • @astrum5299
    @astrum5299 Год назад +9

    The attention to detail to get that authentic 90s video look is insane!
    A small suggestion though: ClearType (or any form of subpixel font rendering) was not available on Windows in the 90s, so the chat messages should be in that ugly jagged version of Times New Roman we've all grown to know

  • @TylerMcNamer
    @TylerMcNamer Год назад +53

    This whole skit is so well written!

  • @MeOwOgai
    @MeOwOgai Год назад +26

    1:58 Imagine your mother walks in, and sees that picture on your screen. But that situation wouldn't happen, because your mother is with me 😎

    • @dutchboes
      @dutchboes 11 месяцев назад +1

      I’m 3 months late but just had to tell you you’re a badass

  • @dikydankedude
    @dikydankedude Год назад +37

    I feel so much more confident exploring the World Wide of Web with these insightful tutorials. Your wisdom makes me feel safe. You.. make me feel safe

  • @Ragnarok1979
    @Ragnarok1979 Год назад +18

    Holy shit, I haven't laughed so hard in a while. Playing the long game with Penelope and giving her that same rejection had me howling with all my might.

  • @eguitarplayer6689
    @eguitarplayer6689 Год назад +1

    Thanks!

  • @zabababa9969
    @zabababa9969 Год назад +21

    I like how his face, unlike other people how they react to insults or rejections, he is chilled with uncanny smile that tells you "you shouldn't fcked with me".
    "But we don't have evidence that he is a sexual predator, we can create it" (proceeding to create the webpage of random person insulting him online with maliciously enthusiastic grin) 😂

  • @BoJangles42
    @BoJangles42 Год назад +58

    I would binge watch a full length series of these so hard 😂

  • @Neatrior
    @Neatrior Год назад +9

    This channel is a hidden gem. Please RUclips Algorithm, spread this to everyone to give the channel the recognition it deserves.

  • @fanficdeath9072
    @fanficdeath9072 19 дней назад +7

    That mouse placement tho at 0:18 lol

  • @Atxsmokinace420
    @Atxsmokinace420 10 месяцев назад +2

    130 videos ? I know what I’m watching ! This is gold

  • @TheFlamingPike
    @TheFlamingPike Год назад +15

    I've been following you sickos since the beginning I really like seeing this channel soaring to new heights and I hope you come up with many more twisted videos. I think you struck gold with Wide World of Web, you should explore it further and use topics like illegal file sharing, porn with a 56k dial-up, managing an anonymous discussion board, etc. Back in the late 90's it was like the wild west you could be a real asshole and get away with it. You had to be there back then to understand. We all did it. Then social networks arrived and everything went to shit. To be honest this video is not very far from reality, or at least the reality of certain people lol.

  • @AnnisNaeemOfficial
    @AnnisNaeemOfficial Год назад +6

    This is quite possibly your best work yet. So many layers & the unexpected twists killed me.

  • @SLICE_y0
    @SLICE_y0 Год назад +13

    Unlike your other subscribers, I would crawl through broken glass just to have the mousepad you have at 2:45

  • @bucket-prouductionsyt5132
    @bucket-prouductionsyt5132 Год назад +4

    I love how this man was the average Twitter user before Twitter even existed

  • @andyvanhout
    @andyvanhout Год назад +2

    This video, along with the last one, is absolutely unhinged. 11/10.

  • @marceloid9518
    @marceloid9518 Год назад +17

    You still got it, I found your channel via the 'I Need To Tell You' clip, and instantly became hooked.
    Your macabre humor still hits the spot just right, just like my alcoholic step dad does!
    Glad the last video blew up, I can tell you're putting a lot of effort into these videos, and they just keep getting better. 💪

  • @Theonetruefork
    @Theonetruefork Год назад +74

    THIS SERIES HAS RETURNED YET AGAIN FOR MORE TIPS!

  • @albertlevins9191
    @albertlevins9191 Год назад +21

    The thing I love is the honesty. Back in the mid nineties the internet was really like this. I know, I was there. I know because was a teenager back then.

    • @paintedexpressionssogriffi1322
      @paintedexpressionssogriffi1322 Год назад +7

      Same - youngins' may find this satirical, but trust me, this was EXACTLY how it was around '97-'01.

    • @albertlevins9191
      @albertlevins9191 Год назад +1

      On the nose.

    • @JohnStamos-io9zc
      @JohnStamos-io9zc 9 месяцев назад +1

      The incelness or the appearance of everything?

    • @rolandomota7771
      @rolandomota7771 9 месяцев назад +1

      and youtube came a bit later (early 2000s). It was a lot better back then, I loved watching all kinds of individual content. No censorship (or very few) and no ads.

  • @Cat_loaf20
    @Cat_loaf20 20 дней назад +9

    1:31 OH GOSH NO

  • @jiminycricket9597
    @jiminycricket9597 4 месяца назад

    Thanks!

  • @All6usto
    @All6usto Год назад +10

    He is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will... something you know very little about.

  • @ora2j251
    @ora2j251 Год назад +5

    Hearing Moonlight Picnic at 3:51 made me unreasonably happy. Nice taste bud.

  • @SanguineUltima
    @SanguineUltima Год назад +43

    It was so much different back then, you could actually just go online and make friends with people- men and women- without having to be a viking CEO. I met my first gf on AOL, and made a lot of other friends. Now it's impossible to even strike up a conversation with anyone female...

    • @MaryDunford
      @MaryDunford Год назад +3

      I guess it depends on the experiences of said female. Some dudes are scary. But, if what I've heard is true, women are far more egocentric these days. Also scary. Personally, as long as they're fun and sane (and don't take themselves too seriously) I'll talk to just about anyone. 😁👍

    • @Nifava
      @Nifava Год назад +8

      Same. My first day on he internet I talked with a girl on a public chat and we got along so well we decided to meet in person without even sharing pictures of eachother. I took a 1 hour train ride to see her. She was waiting for me at the station. She was beautiful. We spent a lovely afternoon together and ended up making out. There is no plot twist to this story. Things like that happened in the late 90's and early 2000's. Innocent and simple.

    • @lasue7244
      @lasue7244 Год назад +5

      ​@@MaryDunfordit's simple supply and demand. Guys are swiping right to a literally tree. And women can be picky because of available choices.

    • @cattysplat
      @cattysplat 5 месяцев назад

      It was all about the chat. Nobody put pictures of themselves up on the internet. You actually got to know people rather than their appearance and party pics.

  • @Lady_Vengeance
    @Lady_Vengeance 9 месяцев назад +2

    This is the most accurate depiction of women online in history.

  • @alainsoucysergerie9879
    @alainsoucysergerie9879 10 месяцев назад +1

    Ok, but seriously, what the actual hell was that?
    One of my new favorite channels, that's what it is!

  • @Zeftilldeath8878
    @Zeftilldeath8878 Год назад +264

    Had to watch multiple times to catch all the details. This same guy acts, writes, and edits these videos to 90's perfection - he's incredibly talented and I wish for him all the big booty b****** he could ever want. I'm so glad the last video blew up, meaning we will get many more helpful tips from Smithers O'Neil. 🤓 🖥️

    • @skycorphomevideo
      @skycorphomevideo  Год назад +91

      This is true I am the creator of this channel! Hopefully can make more of these and focus on youtube full time.

    • @MinistryInside
      @MinistryInside Год назад +11

      @@skycorphomevideo We're not worthy!!! We're not worthy!!! XD

    • @alexlogan202
      @alexlogan202 Год назад +8

      ​@@skycorphomevideoI don't know what tone of voice to read this in

    • @Chaddeusthundercock
      @Chaddeusthundercock Год назад

      Setup a cyrpto link for donations to you so you can keep focusing on this content, people would gladly pitch in @@skycorphomevideo

    • @bobbytirlea
      @bobbytirlea Год назад

      @@skycorphomevideo So be it!

  • @rudeboyspodcast
    @rudeboyspodcast Год назад +82

    Every second of your videos is comedy gold. I crack up laughing after almost every line. You guys don't waste a minute.

  • @mettiewashere
    @mettiewashere Год назад +6

    omg he’s back

  • @bernardr7182
    @bernardr7182 Год назад +2

    His videos feel like old internet. Not because it actually is replicating it, because the videos just seem to be made for fun.

  • @alessandromienandi1473
    @alessandromienandi1473 11 месяцев назад

    Thanks!

  • @MrFunnyHandsInYourPants
    @MrFunnyHandsInYourPants Год назад +11

    After 6 months of chatting The moment we’ve been waiting for is finally here!
    😂

  • @nathanwilliams3877
    @nathanwilliams3877 Год назад +8

    Christ, I audibly laughed for about thirty seconds at the end. Great work.

  • @sagetechnology4913
    @sagetechnology4913 Год назад +5

    This channel is a national treasure.

  • @Shadowjones
    @Shadowjones 9 месяцев назад +8

    Subbed. Your videos are top tier and so nostalgic. As creepy as the truth may be - you exactly hit the late 90s early 2000s. We all know - the 90s was the last great decade.

  • @dominia12
    @dominia12 11 месяцев назад +1

    This channel is like a redemption in my depressed life. Keep it up man!!

  • @Arendvdvenk
    @Arendvdvenk Год назад +7

    The true pickup artist

  • @silvershamrocknovelties5723
    @silvershamrocknovelties5723 Год назад +8

    I'm honestly so happy this series is back :D

  • @RetroPlus
    @RetroPlus Год назад +7

    Another masterpiece from SkyCorp

  • @ModernDayRenaissanceMan
    @ModernDayRenaissanceMan Год назад +5

    THIS IS SO TRUE. IVE DONE THIS AS A 90S PICKUP ARTIST

  • @totallyfrozen
    @totallyfrozen Год назад +8

    I remember buying this entire tutorial series on DVD back in the 90’s. It was a lot of help with the girls. I sure dodged a lot losers back then. LOL!

  • @Sgt.ArchDornan
    @Sgt.ArchDornan Год назад +8

    I love how petty he is at the end when he finally gets her lmao

  • @ngf
    @ngf Год назад +8

    These tutorials are truly helpful!

  • @Fluffwastook
    @Fluffwastook Год назад +14

    A round of applause for Neil.

  • @nexotope
    @nexotope Год назад +1

    I've been using the internet incorrectly my entire life, finally a channel to show me the way!

  • @jakebestname9000
    @jakebestname9000 2 месяца назад +1

    This works! Thank you Skycorp!

  • @prestonestes7125
    @prestonestes7125 Год назад +13

    We need to make this a long running series i love these

  • @dabossbuster2405
    @dabossbuster2405 Год назад +14

    Underrated tutorial!

  • @CyphersBasement
    @CyphersBasement Год назад +14

    1:05 Yeah, you still got restraining orders.

  • @johnjordan6032
    @johnjordan6032 10 месяцев назад +1

    You have to respect the man for putting in that 6 months of work. Great lesson about dedication to us all.👏👏👏

  • @geosword6
    @geosword6 Год назад +1

    This is f-ing beautiful!
    First time I've genuinely laughed to anything for ages. Years probably.
    100% my humour.
    Brilliant.
    Take a bow, son.
    Take a bow.