Goodbye Horsemen [ Die of Laughter Ep.3 ]
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- Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
- Fail at lockpicking once, shame on you. Fail at lockpicking twice...three times...four times...what in the hells are you doing with that door Jerry?
Climb atop the great goblin, sit back, relax, and listen in wonder - as Pob, Hugh, and JB continue to accomplish next to nothing - encountering wrestling bounty hunters, and wandering the tavern with erections, as they question the inner workings of the world around them.
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I wonder if Bizzle regrets not letting the tavern burn down completely...
This is a legendary comment
He has to 😂
I wouldn't be surprised if they just decided to go down with the tavern.
I love how bizzle the marine who was in Afghanistan has some thinly veiled hate for the "sand elves"
Had no idea he was a veteran, and that just makes it so much funnier
that’s 15 times funnier
Cannot blame him
1st thing I thought of when I heard 'sand elves' was
"So you're telling me he's a sand digger?"
@@mrmintahlic Aleks?
Imagine travelling for days, ragged from the road yearning for the small comforts of home, entering a nice-looking while slightly burnt tavern and being greeted by these guys.
immediately the little red one is after your pockets, that shirtless goblin is closing-talking to you very intensely, and you can't help but see the glint in the eye of the elf belying his predatory thoughts.
Out of the frying pan and into the cum jar
Of course Bizzle the veteran has some prejudice against sand elves, he puts up a front as some paragon of justice but we found his secret
He probably misses the public women beating though. A true gentleman, and scholar.
Every now and then when bizzle is deep in thought he gets the “I killed a man in 2013” look on his face.
dirty dirty sand elves
hire an editor Bizzle.. jew.
@@izmakk4006 he misses the daily public stoning
"Wrong room man!" And then tries to lock pick the same room.... lmfao.
Sand elf replacement theory has gotta be the funniest thing I've heard in the past few days.
I love how Bizzle tries his hardest to make them leave the tavern, but they’ll never give in
"all the rooms are taken"
*Starts lockpicking in front of everyone to break into a room*
This is the only D&D session I've ever even heard of where every player genuinely commits to being a boring sedentary dirtbag and slowly draining all of their money until they're homeless. Interesting? Absolutely. Entertaining though?... Also yes.
Can’t be a murderhobo if you still have money
I've watched Sam's videos for the last 6 years this is hands down one of the funniest things he's made
I believe the exfil camping vid was sam’s magnum opus
Not a high bar
Not sure if that's a dunk or not lol
this seems like bizzles idea
this is like 10% sam's work lmao
Say what you will about their reluctance to pursue an actual quest, if you tell these guys "you are now horny" they immediately and fully commit to playing that shit out in character for as long as it takes. That carefree RP is unironically amazing to watch.
EDIT: My respect for Bizzle grows with every episode. It's clear he is enjoying facilitating their fun, whatever form it may take.
EDIT 2: Ok there have definitely been some moments where Bizzle was being tested lol but he kept his cool.
It's like Bizzle is the single mom, Sam is the whiny teenager that gets whatever he wants, poob is the chill middle child, and brian is the autistic little brother
pretty sure bizzle will kill all three of them during the next hike.
Saint Bizzle!
Bizzle is going to have to drag them kicking and screaming out of that dam tavern and then lock them out.
They'd just try to break back in
@@moe7808 Well I'd say burn it down but the last time it caught fire they just left it for someone else to sort out and went to bed.
@@albinonoodle5229 bizzle could have used it as an opportunity to burn it all down or have the owner ban them
Knowing this series, bizzle will have it burn down then they'll dedicate their lives to rebuilding it piece by piece
@@kg_canuck but then Sam will just be like "Ah what a shame, we should have a drink and remember that tavern by finding a new tavern."
And even if Bizzle says "there aren't any taverns around for miles."
You just know that Sam or Bryan would push it as far as possible.
The only thing that's going to make them leave the tavern is when the joke gets stale lmao
good call on bizzle to make sam do the recap so that he actually remembers what the last episode was about
good ep but i liked the less cuts it made it a more coherent conversation i dont even care if after the laughs they don't talk for 5 second or whatever your resons were
I agree 100%
Agreed. Weird cuts just taking away the funny moments.
Agreed
agree
Agreed
I can't wait for episode 18 when Sam finally runs out of his 125 gold or whatever and they're all forced out of the tavern by a half-giant and any local law enforcement
they'll rob customers and keep themselves afloat that way.
Mom
120 Gold, he gave poob his 5 back for the suite.
@@Selfency🤓
You guys really found your calling. I am laughing and smiling literally the whole time I listen to these, and I've listened to the first two a couple of times already.
This is like their FF podcast but in DnD so they actually have a topic to talk about instead of movies.
@@Rileylego-fq6wc way fucking funnier than forehead fables. I love both podcasts, but this one gives me a far more intense core exercise, from the giggles.
I agree with all the comments regarding the editing, massively prefer the old style. I'm laughing along with them to jokes and suddenly it cuts and they're on to the next scene, really ruins some moments.
PREACH
There's editing?
@@theboylenater7831 oh for sure. The first episode was almost one seamless conversation. The second they started doing a few edits. This episode it was a bit much i would agree, there are times after funny moments where you want to sit in the moment but they cut the dead air.
@@rogeryoungblood2452 Honestly, "the dead air" is the best part of the jokes imo
Makes the episode feel really short
I feel like the only way bizzle can progress the story is if he makes the basement an ancient dungeon which goes to hell
He missed his chance to say the tavern burned down
@@loveableheathen7441 it was in his grasp and as someone else has said, hes just given up
@@samtimo3002 yeah giving up is the only option because the more he pushes them to leave the more they wanna stay 😂
Well you weren't too far off lmao
Not a bad call really lol
"I wanna run up the wall and just do a backflip but not attack anyone" had me laughing out loud in the office
You got a timestamp for it? I really wanna hear it
*Thief escaping
But that backflip tho
3 episodes in, zero combat, all incidental damage to the PC's due to their own actions, bests freaking role play I've ever seen. 10/10 would gobbo gas again
One day, I wanna see a studio like Critical Role. This is the funniest DnD campaign.
hey ur still active? thought ur a dead channel keep it up sir
Ser winter, didn’t think I’d see you in a dingy place like this
+1
Yeah this didn’t age well
Bizzle has the patience of an absolute saint.
From the ending, I'm gonna take that as they arent leaving the tavern in the next episode.
Yeah, they mentioned it on one of the Patreon Forehead Fables episodes. I forget the other spoilers they spilled, so lucky you and lucky me
Spoilers, but I've heard they don't leave until episode 5 or 6.
I am jealous of how effortlessly hilarious Poob is
when he was imitating the gnome going "spider put me in hole, oohhh so scaryy" i lost my shit lmfao
I love watching bizzle's patience being tested over and over while sam wheezes
money well spent, i have died laughing at each ep, happiest ive been in years.
thank you
wholesome
if you had died laughing each episode, how are you commenting this obviously your lying?
@@ilboboli8652 so true
@@ilboboli8652 Clearly EMS was called each time because his parents found him dead in his gamer chair after hearing a excruciating sound of laughter and had to defib him a few times. He is now on suicide watch after this EP but his parents are gonna kill him when the medical bills come rolling through.
@@ilboboli8652 Pob Goblin is secretly a necromancer. And.. subsequently, a *necrophiliac.*
I fucking died laughing at the relock picking the door 😂 and the note to see if he was asleep or not. This is so good. Please do not stop this. First DnD podcast I actually enjoy.
DND is the perfect format for you guys! Bryan had me cracking up this episode and I just kept laughing as it all progressed. Poob's screams also killed me and I can't wait to see more!!
This series is gold. Worth every penny. Can't wait for the next one.
I lost my shit when Bryan got suplexed
The more I watch this, the more I’m becoming a bizzle simp. I’d do anything for that man.
I prefer the slower editing a lot but still a funny episode
"Shut the fuck up Bryan, I-I curbstomp Bryan, I kill him, I finish the job" that was a moment that earned this show its name for me, I was listening while driving and it literally brought me to tears with laughter and I could've actually died of laughter
1:22:40 is the start of the buildup
And 1:23:54 is the moment
5 dollars a month for these giggles is totally worth it
the giggles hit different here fr
Wanna know what's even better? For free thanks to Dr Google 😎
@@barebonesjones Nahh they're one of the few content creators I like, it's worth 10 bucks to make work nice
Between still giving FF $10 and then this, $15/mo is worth it to keep these guys around. They could probably start any kind of show and I'd pay up though.
yeah that’s where i’m at i’d pay to watch most shows they’d ever put out, only group of content creators i actually watch consistently
I already know how this series is gonna go they are gonna overthrow Kurtz take over his tavern and every episode for the year is going to be them renovating
I am a ravenous, hungry dog for more of this content. It fills the dark void in the pit of my soul I did not know I had until being exposed to the antics of Pob, Hugh, and Jerry, with his long arms. I desire with all my heart to be held by the arms of the Lord Long Armed Jerry. The bleak existence of humans is made brighter and more hopeful for each iteration of this campaign. Alas, I know that when this ends as all things do, it will have been a plateau of DnD and Human achievement, and it will all be downhill from there.
If there is an afterlife, I hope to Die of Laughter.
When did my son go emo
I love that bizzle is just letting them stay in the bar. It's been three episodes of pretty much just bar antics
1:16:13 this sequence had me howling. hilarious stuff fellas
This was the fucking funniest part omg
You guys never leaving the tavern is legitimately one of my favorite parts about this podcast
I love how you can tell how high Sam is by how much he sounds like Muttley from Wacky Race's. XD
I was pretty invested when they showed the artwork of the farm and map of the town I hope eventually they just walk through a door in the tavern and are teleported to the farm
Not far off from what happened 💀
Holy fuck they are not going to leave are they?
I don't think so brother...
Sam is too self-sabotaging to do it. He won't.
They're gonna milk that tavern for all it's worth.. and milk themselves in the process.
I hope not.
It'll be a running joke and the adventure will just have to take place in the tavern
I’ve easily watched all 3 episodes at least 4 times. Love it.. keep ‘‘em coming Thanks Bizzle N boiis
Without looking and just listening this seems like three guys having a great time and bizzles just sitting there annoyed and tired of them but when your watching he’s laughing and having a good time
I've been falling asleep to Forehead Fables and now Die of Laughter. You guys are awesome and help me drift away every night into dreams involving axe kicking gnomes and shitting other people's pants.
I love the story of these 3 freaks just ruining poor Curts' Inn. They've just screamed at him and tried to burn the place down after the one worker quit
I don't know if bizzle's patience has been tested more than trying to get these three idiots out of this tavern
This is the most unrealistic and socially inept playthrough ever, but damn it's entertaining
This is some of the best content I've consumed, brilliant lads. I do prefer the no editing approach of previous episodes though.
I can't stop rewatching Brian's battle against a nice person who is trying to help him "open his suite". Brian is fighting for his life for this shit lol
Bizzle is being crazy patient with these baffoons and its paying off. this was funny af
This show is like It's Always Sunny but in a fantasy setting
Imagine if they started a podcast in the world of DnD as their characters and they slowly become more and more like themselves and the line between real life and fantasy blurs until we just have two podcasts that are indistinguishable from each other. Lol
Turns out you where basically correct
the inclusion of macho man as a tenant was great
I watched Bizzle down an entire can of beans while making eye contact with me at a hair salon, it only took him a half a minute tops. Someone please stop this man.
Please elaborate.
He won't be bothering anyone with his rambunctious beanary anymore...
Your name triggers mad respect and you dropped this 👑
Me and my boyfriend are absolutely loving this Podcast series, we listen to it while playing War Thunder together! Keep it up you comedic gods!
fuck lmao same
@@stevenrodriguez763 You listen to it with your boyfriend too?
@@edwardbrown9220 nah lmao i meant the playing warthunder and listening the show part.
@@stevenrodriguez763 Ohhh, I actually thought that you were the boyfriend lmao.
@@stevenrodriguez763 Same here bro, except instead of playing war thunder I beat my pets while I listen to this podcast.
Bold to open the series with three bottle episodes in a row. very artsy.
Bizzle has the patience of a saint and im here for every bit of this.
Edit: bizzle is a genius when it comes to making up shit on the fly. Perfect DM
Playing spot the Bizzle whenever the scene changes is a fun game to play when they're just shootin the shit with each other at the bar for the 95th time
i will hold out for the new episode, it'll take more than 14 days to get my 5 dollars lol
I’m re re re re reee watching this and it’s sad they ended the show with no notice, small scale stuff like this is way more fun and enjoyable then they might have realized
unironically one of the funnies podcasts ive ever watched, its rare for my adhd ass to be able to sit down and watch a 2 hour video without losing any attention like holy shit
Bizzle is the real MVP here. I don't know a single DM who could handle this shit lmao
I need to know what’s happening in the tavern…. If there’s not a new episode soon I’m gonna put on furs and horns and storm the capital
Poor Bizzle, you can tell at the start he was actually trying to put effort into this and they're just making fun of him and speaking over him the whole time.
I've been anxiously waiting for this fucking episode for weeks
the predator handshake part had me dying 😂
Jerry is the best character by far.
That fucking coin bit with Sam and Poob was one of the funniest things I’ve genuinely ever heard
Poob, Sam and Bryan is playing twenty question at this point while Bizzlesnaff try to both answer their questions and be a DM
loving it
I have watched all of these so many times now. Thank you for getting me through my shift at work.
Same here haha
This is THE best episode. Hands down. Bryan killed it.
Who knew all we had to do to get Bryan to speak was play DnD
49:23 This is the absolute hardest I have laughed in so long. I love this, keep it up gents
Edit: 54:18 Nevermind, this one topped it.
Here's to 9 more hours of tavern madness
That shit better be uploading right now or I'm gonna be slightly steamed for 2 minutes and then ultimately do nothing
I wander how bizzle is going to kick them out of the tavern
Can we talk about how Brian is still in the clothes that he pissed in like a day ago at this point
Sand Elf Talk:
1:00:20
1:07:51
1:26:55
Brian's usually The quiet One but he made me laugh my ass off this episode. Good job Brian
Poob does more dm'ing that bizzle sometimes lol
I'm so happy I got to see one more episode before I head out to sea, when I get back I'm binging this shit.
Bizzle’s patience is immense
"Sand Elf Replacement Theory"
Everytime pob or anyone hits the goblin gas or uses the goblin wax they have a moment like that guy in the Lazy Horse Mattress store from Tim and Eric where they see gore and their head explodes which is why they start screaming. But it’s also what Pob Goblin sees everytime he has flashbacks of when he lost his family.
i love the bit of sam rolling super high to try and snatch every gold he can from poob like hes stealing items in a drop party lmfao
Do they all collectively have adhd like they pick a task and then get into a bar fight its crazy how they keep accomplishing nothing like i want to see the horsemen again q
These guys actually require a veteran marine to DM for them.
Talk about stress training haha
The fact that Poob hasn’t used Prestidigitation to clean up the piss and shit is really funny to me
I'm going to have to join the patreon because I can't wait for these to come out!
honestly🤣 i was debating but it seems worth it imo
So are y'all going to post the next video or what?
I legitimately can't recall the last time I laughed so hard. Absolutely love this series.
I tried sleeping to this like I do the podcasts but I kept laughing because I'm half dreaming the doors blowing open, and pob having a sudden outburst of anti sand elve rhetoric and laughing myself awake.
Funniest shit on RUclips right now, nothing makes me actually lose it laughing consistently like this and FF does, besides Jerma.
Bizzle might need to just blow up the tavern to get them to leave lol
Every time I'm like "man I hope they leave the tavern soon." Some insane shit happens
Good to see old Bry Bry finding his feet this episode. That long-armed freak had me pissing.
Not even in D&D their journeys are more or less just them sittin around enjoying each other’s presence and causing absurd amount of shenanigans
MAN I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR PART 3 ALL WEEK.
I got home from a camping trip and there was no episode got sad cried in the shower got out and a new episodes out
this is so fucking good. you guys got me into dnd.
Can't wait for pob goblin to finally be managing Kurt's, he could really make it the place to be
I love these random zoom-ins in the editing, they add perfectly to the chaos
3 episodes in and it's already 85% callback jokes. That's good lore building right there.