Did Charles Dance have a chimp around for tea? - Would I Lie to You? - Series 7 Episode 2 - BBC One

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  • @simonstanier
    @simonstanier 7 лет назад +1441

    He doesn't even bother making this story believable. He's just daring them to accuse him of lying.

    • @louisemitchell3418
      @louisemitchell3418 5 лет назад +60

      I thought it was a lie. He is really good.

    • @byrne8509
      @byrne8509 5 лет назад +52

      as befits a lannister

    • @musawirmohd6353
      @musawirmohd6353 3 года назад +38

      He does that in hopes that their defiance will give him the reason and opportunity to call his banner and put them to the lannister vanguard.

    • @thememaster7
      @thememaster7 Год назад +8

      That's what gave him away. A liar would try to make it believable.

  • @celtickiwi11
    @celtickiwi11 11 лет назад

    last week was the first episode!

  • @markosgraveyard
    @markosgraveyard 11 лет назад

    This will have a shitty ending.

  • @Ranger1812
    @Ranger1812 6 лет назад +1

    Fishing and other hunting is murder. Leave other animals alone.
    Humans are animals, and no more special than any other creature.

  • @odilevanderstap7446
    @odilevanderstap7446 10 лет назад +1168

    No matter how old Charles is, he will always be handsome...

  • @TheSeventhChild
    @TheSeventhChild 8 лет назад +2326

    What a terrible way to speak of Tyrion

    • @kingvvk
      @kingvvk 6 лет назад

      Ben Tarr shut ye gob, you facking snowflake

    • @gz9975
      @gz9975 5 лет назад +63

      He said Chimp, not Imp.

    • @LucyVillainReacts
      @LucyVillainReacts 4 года назад +13

      This made me burst out laughing 😂

    • @EzraDair
      @EzraDair 4 года назад +1

      kingvvk 😂😂😂😂

    • @lordcrayzar
      @lordcrayzar 3 года назад

      You mean Benedict.

  • @TheReal7Bit
    @TheReal7Bit 8 лет назад +659

    Charles Dance apparently lived through a Real Life Monthy Python Sketch then haha

    • @DarthAzabrush
      @DarthAzabrush 4 года назад +28

      He once referred to Emilia Fox as "the most beautiful, the most talented, the most delightful young lady ever to repeatedly karate kick me in the head"

  • @ausomeaspie
    @ausomeaspie 2 года назад +160

    I love this so much! "Who is it?"
    "It's a chimpanzee!"
    "What does it want?"
    "I think it wants Tea!"
    "Well ask it in!"
    I love Charles and his wife!!! So nonchalant!

  • @gutar5675
    @gutar5675 8 лет назад +1047

    That is the most British story that I've ever heard

    • @365reece
      @365reece 7 лет назад +23

      Senor Studly presuming your not English?

    • @MasterShakeXYZ
      @MasterShakeXYZ 7 лет назад +87

      Neither are you, it seems...

    • @MaskedManatee
      @MaskedManatee 5 лет назад +3

      Boom roasted.

    • @mr.dalerobinson
      @mr.dalerobinson 3 года назад +13

      @@365reece from someone from the colonies, it sounds terribly British.
      They did have a very cosmopolitan empire, but they also had a very English way of dealing with it.

    • @capcompass9298
      @capcompass9298 2 года назад +3

      @@365reece Nor is you're spelling.

  • @flannerymonaghan-morris7461
    @flannerymonaghan-morris7461 3 года назад +225

    I just love the whole deadpan way Charles talks about the conversation with his wife, and at 1:22, just says “It’s a chimpanzee” as if he’s totally expecting it or is used to such weird things happening. It’s just hilarious. Has he been in a Wes Anderson movie? If not, he should be.

    • @chickenman6308
      @chickenman6308 3 года назад +10

      More surprising is it was true.

    • @seano19
      @seano19 2 года назад +7

      'What does it want?' Perfect delivery as one would expect

  • @Axhol3Rose
    @Axhol3Rose 11 лет назад +154

    I'll never get tired of his voice. And it's not just his pitch and tone, but also the way he pronounces the words. It is called class.

    • @liamwalsh4008
      @liamwalsh4008 Год назад +2

      Yes, Marx wrote a book about that.

    • @MrMcChuckles95
      @MrMcChuckles95 10 месяцев назад +1

      It's called private education. If you're implying that the two are synonymous then wake up.

    • @quintiniusverginix7827
      @quintiniusverginix7827 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@MrMcChuckles95 Charles Dance was not privately educated.

    • @MrMcChuckles95
      @MrMcChuckles95 10 месяцев назад

      @@quintiniusverginix7827 "Widey High School for Boys", if your school is segregated it's defs private.

    • @quintiniusverginix7827
      @quintiniusverginix7827 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@MrMcChuckles95 No, not necessarily. Segregation used to be the norm for state schools as well as private schools.

  • @Farhadk1989
    @Farhadk1989 2 года назад +43

    2:25 I can't believe David didn't say, "chimpanzees are not monkeys." I don't recall which show it was, but he's definitely yelled that before

    • @Joker-yw9hl
      @Joker-yw9hl 2 года назад +4

      The one with Alex Jones' zoo bag story

  • @loodlebop
    @loodlebop 6 лет назад +173

    "What does it want" brilliant

  • @OhhBiscuits
    @OhhBiscuits 10 лет назад +354

    Oh my god, I was thinking "God, David's team are idiots for thinking it's true", and it was! X'D

    • @daddyleon
      @daddyleon 7 лет назад +27

      I can't blame you, I was thinking too, how the fuck could that ever be true??

  • @Jotari
    @Jotari 2 года назад +62

    I don't know what I'm more incredulous about, that this was a true story or that all three of them actually guessed that correctly.

    • @lewisirwin5363
      @lewisirwin5363 2 года назад +3

      The fact he called it a female chimp probably helped somewhat

  • @Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human
    @Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human 10 лет назад +224

    Why is it that all celebrities have these REALLY freaking weird stories?
    The oddest thing that ever happened to me was probably when I was working in a charity shop, opened a box of stuff someone had donated, and inside was a collection of sex-toys. One of which was a blow-up sex sheep doll.
    Now, that's weird. But I would put that several levels of weirdness below having a chimp round for sunday tea and serving it cheese and tomato sandwiches.

    • @KazzoKiller3890
      @KazzoKiller3890 10 лет назад +35

      Because of the fame and the interesting people they know, probably from traveling.

    • @Skyewars
      @Skyewars 9 лет назад +13

      James Bennett You think someone having a pet chimp is weirder than someone donating sex toys to charity?

    • @Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human
      @Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human 9 лет назад +5

      When you put it like that, no, not really.
      Especially since the blow up sheep sex doll was in a box that had been opened and sellotaped back up.
      And who wants a used sex doll?

    • @Skyewars
      @Skyewars 9 лет назад +8

      James Bennett
      I guess that's why he gave it to charity.

    • @Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human
      @Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human 9 лет назад +16

      Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "pre-loved" items.
      Oh, and I meant that the guy who donated it had used it before donating it. Not that he's somehow gotten a used one.

  • @Carbon2861996
    @Carbon2861996 3 года назад +19

    "Chimpanzee, I'm running late. Send word to Charles. You must not fail. Go!"

  • @benwesker
    @benwesker 9 лет назад +481

    Tywin Lannister is a so good actor, that he acts Charles Dance so well in the reality...

    • @forzalarobur
      @forzalarobur 8 лет назад +21

      Shocking grammar

    • @bigbobabc123
      @bigbobabc123 8 лет назад

      +forzalarobur agreed

    • @amadon.2667
      @amadon.2667 5 лет назад +2

      @@bigbobabc123 Looks like perfectly fine German grammar, even the comma is right on point. 😉

    • @lordcrayzar
      @lordcrayzar 3 года назад

      Benedict.

    • @noahmay7708
      @noahmay7708 3 года назад

      This is gold right here. A priceless find in the days of autocorrect.

  • @TimeandMonotony
    @TimeandMonotony 9 лет назад +102

    My coworker told me to look this up after I told him to look up Charles Dance reading 50 Shades of Grey.
    I was not disappointed, Matt. I was not disappointed.

  • @2ndRatePetronius
    @2ndRatePetronius 11 лет назад +84

    Charles Dance is one of those fortunate men who have an absolutely mesmerizing and legendary voice. Only Morgan Freeman and James Earl Jones can compare.

  • @gw311
    @gw311 10 лет назад +147

    love British humor and big fan of Charles Dance. Did anyone else feel belittled or intimidated at the look CD gave at 2:06. man was admitting his fears and CD looked at as if to say COWARD!

    • @gateauxq4604
      @gateauxq4604 9 лет назад +4

      The questions were rather funny British bits. Americans would tend to gawk more at that ridiculous story, just outright say 'false', and also wonder why the hell anyone was going anywhere just for tea. We're frickin weird ;b
      I want one of these game shows in the US! I'm not sure they'd go over well tho, but Who's Line has done very well so maybe...

  • @EternalRoman
    @EternalRoman Год назад +42

    The dead pan humor that Charles Dance delivers makes it so much funnier. Already saw him in a comedy dancing in drag, and it was both funny and disturbing all at once. We need him to play more comedic roles too, this guy will always be a legend no matter what he plays.

  • @Vallee92982
    @Vallee92982 9 лет назад +91

    Can you imagine knocking on a door and who answers...Charles Dance! And he's just staring down at you.

  • @OdditiesandRarities
    @OdditiesandRarities 10 лет назад +44

    KARL PILKINGTON WOULD BE AMAZING AT THIS!!

  • @S55inatr4
    @S55inatr4 10 лет назад +75

    I love his face 01:23-01:24 he's so funny and a handsome old man as well

  • @CorbSword
    @CorbSword 10 лет назад +114

    Tywin! Don't talk about Tyrion like that! You'll make him cross!
    GAME OF THRONES SPOILERS BELLOW
    ...bow you on the shitter.

    • @nuriel1825
      @nuriel1825 9 лет назад +1

      OH SNAP

    • @Andybiotics
      @Andybiotics 9 лет назад

      Alex Corbin Tyrion doesn't drink tea! lol

    • @entewente
      @entewente 9 лет назад +8

      +Alex Corbin
      Why are the spoilers bellowing?

    • @CorbSword
      @CorbSword 9 лет назад +10

      ***** They're very angry.

    • @entewente
      @entewente 9 лет назад +1

      Alex Corbin :)

  • @CHOULO19
    @CHOULO19 8 лет назад +27

    I have so many questions still about this...

  • @tbass94
    @tbass94 9 лет назад +30

    Mark and Dobbie on the same team!

  • @MrThorfan64
    @MrThorfan64 9 лет назад +54

    Anybody else thought of Tyrion?

  • @delCorteh
    @delCorteh 6 лет назад +67

    😂 "it ordered a taxi"
    Yet another excellent example of Lee Macks lightspeed thinking, what a damn guy.

  • @squamish4244
    @squamish4244 10 лет назад +47

    He does a good job acting like it could be total b.s., but maybe not...I imagine all the guests do that. Funny.

    • @5H4K490
      @5H4K490 10 лет назад +13

      its the added benefit of getting actors to come on this show since faking things is apart of their trade.

    • @nickc3053
      @nickc3053 8 лет назад

      I thought he did a pretty crap job tbh. With a story as ridiculous as that, its quite easy to make it sound untrue and hesitate so people think youre making it up. He was quite straight forward with all the answers

    • @obi501
      @obi501 3 года назад

      @@nickc3053 🤡🤡

  • @sonja8532
    @sonja8532 7 лет назад +14

    2:06 "Judging you" face

  • @xHaniffax
    @xHaniffax 11 лет назад +18

    I love Charles Dance so much. I wish he could narrate my life.

  • @DigitalMonsters
    @DigitalMonsters 11 лет назад +18

    He just has one of those voices, like Ian Mckellen, Patrick Stewart, Morgan Freeman etc

    • @obi501
      @obi501 3 года назад +1

      James Earl Jones

  • @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S.
    @N.I.R.A.T.I.A.S. 4 года назад +13

    Charles Dance is a treasure.

  • @DarthAzabrush
    @DarthAzabrush 11 лет назад +18

    The answer is true... because that's the sort of shit that happens to Charles Dance. This is the man who described Emilia Fox as "the most talented young lady ever to karate kick me in the head"

  • @gamg1850
    @gamg1850 9 лет назад +27

    Hearing that voice tell that story is really confusing

  • @LetsbeHonestOfficial
    @LetsbeHonestOfficial 7 месяцев назад +2

    Don't know why I didn't think of this before, but Charles with his epic voice and looks could pick up the mantle and play an excellent Saruman

  • @Venom-gh7bn
    @Venom-gh7bn 6 лет назад +10

    He has a voice of a king

  • @OwenSimpsonUK
    @OwenSimpsonUK 7 лет назад +6

    This should've actually happened on Game of Thrones when Arya Stark was serving Tywin Lannister at Casterly Rock

  • @LordTrayus
    @LordTrayus 11 лет назад +12

    I love how Charles says all this with a completely straight face. Tywin Lannister's poker face FTW!

  • @Sashi_Mee
    @Sashi_Mee 8 лет назад +17

    would be so great if it was a lion.

  • @W4CKYB4CKY
    @W4CKYB4CKY 11 лет назад +6

    "No it's not an opinion it's a fact!"

  • @h.huffen-puff4105
    @h.huffen-puff4105 5 лет назад +3

    What's funny about this is that Charles is not acting. He's dead serious and seems unable to comprehend the humour. It's just a story to him and he's not sure if the audience is laughing at him.

  • @joliecide
    @joliecide Год назад +1

    Lord Tywin was every inch a king, yet he wore no crown.

  • @Benbobr
    @Benbobr 9 лет назад +14

    FREAKING GOOD ACTOR, I believe it is true because of his lying act.

    • @KalleJon10
      @KalleJon10 4 года назад

      Ben Rokah not good acting then... Overacting if you ask me. Not that I would accuse Charles of that, but according to your comment...

  • @budle89
    @budle89 3 года назад +2

    Is he married to Maggie Smith? Lol

  • @panda4247
    @panda4247 3 года назад +3

    How much did they cut from the story? At what point did David's team started thinking it's true??

    • @xergiok2322
      @xergiok2322 Год назад +1

      Indeed, sometimes the editing is particularly obvious. David's team had a lie verdict written all over them, but then they were suddenly happy go with truth.

  • @smontherun1430
    @smontherun1430 4 года назад +9

    Wife: Who's that?
    Charles: It's a chimpanzee.
    Wife: What does it want?
    Charles: I think it wants tea.
    Cersei: I thought Tyrion liked ale more?

    • @cyeforme
      @cyeforme 2 года назад +1

      tyrion drinks wine silly

  • @bobbydeuce6486
    @bobbydeuce6486 4 года назад +4

    I’d believe anything that man told me

  • @Son0fHobs
    @Son0fHobs 9 лет назад +2

    Does he ever give the backstory anywhere? I'm sure this is a rather embellished rendition of the annecdote, but I'm really curious to get the story.

  • @swapnilbatle
    @swapnilbatle 4 года назад +3

    There couldn't have been a better casting for Tywin. I mean, even when he wants to be amusing, he is intimidating.

  • @MartinRich91
    @MartinRich91 10 лет назад +8

    Oh Lord Tywin!

  • @Shmiguelly
    @Shmiguelly 11 лет назад +4

    I love Charles Dance.

  • @carmennita5959
    @carmennita5959 4 года назад +3

    So funny , so charming.❤️ Charles.❤️ is a fabulous actor.💎I love him very much !!! 😘💕😍

  • @stma05
    @stma05 8 лет назад +2

    Chuck D is the man

  • @TheBassHeavy
    @TheBassHeavy 8 лет назад +3

    02:53 - I love Stephen hahaah

  • @dngrouscrgo
    @dngrouscrgo 7 лет назад +2

    Why did they not question how it was able to get to his house unaccompanied?

  • @orbiebibbee977
    @orbiebibbee977 3 года назад +1

    Actors lives are strange.

  • @genuinelyjag
    @genuinelyjag 5 лет назад +1

    I’m eating a cheese and tomato sandwich as I watch this..no chimp though

  • @fromthegamethrone
    @fromthegamethrone Год назад

    He read the card the same way he reads the speech in Ali-G

  • @JohnSmiffer
    @JohnSmiffer 3 года назад +1

    Rob forgets he's the host constantly. Was full on selling the idea it was true to Davids team.

  • @twitte0king
    @twitte0king 3 года назад +1

    He and Lee look a bit similar

  • @nikopawlowic6557
    @nikopawlowic6557 11 месяцев назад

    Some stories are just so bonkers that you can't make them up.

  • @AzaratheFlea
    @AzaratheFlea 3 года назад +1

    "It was about this high"
    (*mimes with hands*)
    damn bruh you sure it wasn't Tyrion who visited you?

  • @somberlight
    @somberlight 11 лет назад +2

    what, you actually read these?

  • @LYLeelers
    @LYLeelers 11 лет назад +2

    Perhaps they haven't quite been around long enough for their voices to qualify as legendary but certainly mesmerising: Tom Hiddleston and Benedict Cumberbatch

  • @TheDavelogan
    @TheDavelogan 11 лет назад +1

    Chuck D is the man

  • @Rishikesh_Mohite
    @Rishikesh_Mohite 3 года назад +2

    Lee Mack with his quick wit.

  • @GeeGe.
    @GeeGe. 10 лет назад +1

    HOW IS THAT TRUE?? I WANT TO KNOW MORE!

  • @giantred
    @giantred 4 года назад

    David Mitchell is not fond of WASPS? So self loathing is it?

  • @KimM13744
    @KimM13744 2 года назад

    I just realised that Charles Dance's voice sounds like Christopher Lee to me.

  • @c0rtin3x
    @c0rtin3x 11 лет назад +1

    I sometimes glimpse a bit of Lord Tywin in there... subtle, but yet there.

  • @ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind
    @ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind Год назад

    If the name of the chimp was Tyrion...

  • @AtagoSKK
    @AtagoSKK Год назад

    Surprised no one called Rob out on calling a chimp a monkey.

  • @skoda10
    @skoda10 11 лет назад +1

    i feel kind of relieved that he seems to enjoy the show, i keep hoping that nobody will say something he won't like or approve of and start killing everybody.

  • @tom09005
    @tom09005 11 лет назад +1

    That is quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever heard hahaha

  • @SZRLM
    @SZRLM Год назад

    0:01 That is no way to talk about Peter Dinklage.

  • @veeboer1
    @veeboer1 Год назад

    Sounds like a Karl Pilkington story

  • @astrellax11
    @astrellax11 7 лет назад +1

    This made my day lol

  •  2 года назад

    He looks so handsome :0

  • @cialex2584
    @cialex2584 5 лет назад +3

    Gok asks charles if your stomach was fine after the tea
    Charles responds my stomach remains quite strong, the only thing that might turn it is rumours of your nocturnal activities

  • @topbluffa1
    @topbluffa1 11 лет назад

    1:52 the taxi joke was very poor for lee it made sense the way charles did it as "tea" and the letter "t" are pronounced the same

  • @joshkresnik6402
    @joshkresnik6402 2 года назад

    The chimp thought you were Tywin

  • @jeffreychongsathien
    @jeffreychongsathien 2 года назад

    I went through the rollercoaster of Truth/Lie on this one...

  • @MannyXVIII
    @MannyXVIII 6 лет назад

    I would invite it in. After all, you cannot allow it to run around the neighbourhood and potentially get into an accident with a car.
    Just ask it in, give him something to eat, close the exits and call the police or whoever is responsible to take care of animals going AWAL

  • @L.A.97.
    @L.A.97. 11 лет назад

    No, I live outside the UK. This has never been broadcast in my country.

  • @commandert5
    @commandert5 6 лет назад

    1:39 I think it wanted a timeout.

  • @owen1417
    @owen1417 5 лет назад

    I love Charles dance

  • @twonk12
    @twonk12 11 лет назад

    Gosh he said that well! Anyone else think that?

  • @SarahSmith-nr2wj
    @SarahSmith-nr2wj 3 года назад

    I want a chimp to come to my house for tea.

  • @diestormlie
    @diestormlie 11 лет назад

    I bet you wish Tywin Lannister was narrating your life. He would berate you for your failings all day long.

  • @bfkc111
    @bfkc111 6 лет назад

    By th eway: IT'S TRUE. Quite a new one, by this show's standards.

  • @kenyamazaki841
    @kenyamazaki841 4 года назад

    Jamie pull that up real quick

  • @JohnstersInc
    @JohnstersInc 4 года назад

    he sounds so much ike shere khan

  • @lforster2
    @lforster2 Год назад

    One of the best ones I’ve seen

  • @L.A.97.
    @L.A.97. 11 лет назад

    Yeah, I've seen tons of them. Here on RUclips.

  • @ThomasHuayra
    @ThomasHuayra 9 лет назад +5

    I still don't believe it. Look how much he's touching his face and upper arm... always looking up when he answers a question as if he's making it up right there. Not to mention the unlikeliness of the whole thing.

    • @MrsDogLover
      @MrsDogLover 9 лет назад +25

      samgar2 Acting my dear

    • @Hibye9988
      @Hibye9988 9 лет назад

      samgar2 yea i have no idea how they guessed it was true

    • @dexistence19
      @dexistence19 9 лет назад +1

      Hibye9988 It seemed true to me too. Almost all of the stories they tell are far fetched. Some are true and some are false. After all it's 50-50 haha.

  • @lonewretch
    @lonewretch 2 года назад

    the man is magnificent!

  • @jf9229
    @jf9229 3 года назад

    such a great voice