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  • Опубликовано: 1 июн 2022
  • Tonight on the DESUS & MERO Warmup: minority hockey fans, Canada's greatest hits, a Mets fan catches a ball while doing dad things, pooches that won't perish, J.D. Vance hates porn, and Mona Lisa takes a hit.
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    DESUS & MERO, the Bronx’s very own, reconnected online in the early days of Twitter, where they unleashed their potent personalities and found themselves kindred spirits. That led to stints on Complex and MTV, the Bodega Boys podcast, and a daily late-night show on Viceland, developing a feverish following. The quick-witted duo brings a distinct voice to late night, delivering smart and comedic commentary on any and all topics, that keeps audiences buzzing. DESUS & MERO continue to host their Bodega Boys podcast.
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  • @nilajakamau7854
    @nilajakamau7854 2 года назад +159

    SHOUT OUT TO my extended family Uncle
    Lloyd Robinson(Deceased). He's now being recognized as the 1st black American to play American college hockey. He enrolled at Boston University in 1946 after returning from military service in WWII.

    • @stevemeters3090
      @stevemeters3090 2 года назад +16

      That's fucking awesome dude. Mad respect.

    • @mattallison5375
      @mattallison5375 2 года назад +6

      I just read about him, he accomplished a lot

    • @Mannydamon
      @Mannydamon 2 года назад +7

      Hell yea! Know your roots, hermano!

  • @wilcee238
    @wilcee238 2 года назад +211

    At that Mets game, the only person in danger was that Dominican dad after his wife saw him and his sidechicks child.

    • @Cattiva
      @Cattiva 2 года назад +3

      Burnnnnnnn

    • @geedee4419
      @geedee4419 2 года назад +37

      Oye papi ju need to take it eazy I was doing sonthin fo santo jude hospital 🤣😭

    • @wilcee238
      @wilcee238 2 года назад +5

      @Gee DEE 🤣 You got me!

    • @Jinz3
      @Jinz3 2 года назад +1

      💀💀💀

    • @5vs1ngh0
      @5vs1ngh0 2 года назад +2

      @@geedee4419 😂 💯

  • @adudley27
    @adudley27 2 года назад +75

    Desus saying, “That Dog Has Seen Everything, But Christ.” Had me on the floor laughing’ like I was Mero. It’s way too early in the morning for me 2 have tears of laughter streaming down my face. 😂😅😂😭😭😭😭
    Now I’m gonna be @ work bursting out laughing for what my co-workers think is no reason as soon as I think about it at an inappropriate time to be 😂 .
    Thanks Desus, Mero & Julia!

  • @beeggym666
    @beeggym666 2 года назад +25

    "That dog has seen everything but Christ!"
    ☠🤣☠😂☠

  • @BushwickG
    @BushwickG 2 года назад +92

    Whoever is editing these warmups, why you cutting out Mero’s laugh? Thats like the best lmao

  • @squid_fish
    @squid_fish 2 года назад +19

    Mero dropping that Bob Costas knowledge on baby weight distru 😂❤️🇺🇸✌🏽

  • @galedribble9535
    @galedribble9535 2 года назад +22

    I like how they concentrated and figured out the French accent

  • @chrismac4978
    @chrismac4978 2 года назад +16

    To mero credit they do mostly have motorcycles in DR lol

  • @samirahstanford432
    @samirahstanford432 2 года назад +5

    The dog has seen everything but Christ!! Desus never fails to say something too relative and hilarious

  • @woodley91406
    @woodley91406 2 года назад +16

    As a Colorado Avs fan, I'd love to see a Rangers/Avs final. Mad respect for the Rangers! Ayo!

  • @mannyfr3shh07
    @mannyfr3shh07 2 года назад +10

    The no ads are mad love on this channel

  • @DonWeMadeIt
    @DonWeMadeIt 2 года назад +10

    Shoutout to Julia for thinking the Mona Lisa was French

    • @foxycinnamon7307
      @foxycinnamon7307 2 года назад +1

      The French out here w/the cultural appropriation.

    • @Arosukir6
      @Arosukir6 2 года назад +3

      Pretty sure she meant that it would be French people asking not to take craps in the Louvre.

  • @TheCheffer76
    @TheCheffer76 2 года назад +3

    The warmup is the best part of the show to me.

  • @nYcFrEeWiLL82
    @nYcFrEeWiLL82 2 года назад +4

    They should definitely step into the merch game and make shirts with glowing light quotes and sell them bottles and other accessories!

  • @vft5593
    @vft5593 2 года назад +10

    I love watching these man keep it up guys

  • @brandonWilliams-yr4re
    @brandonWilliams-yr4re 2 года назад +4

    Nahhh the French part has me dying bruh

  • @aland7236
    @aland7236 2 года назад +4

    Oui! The brand is international!

  • @tabjones5163
    @tabjones5163 2 года назад +4

    love watching clips of the real show

  • @pillarofdawn
    @pillarofdawn 2 года назад +4

    I'm gonna be at the Louvre in a couple weeks, now i'm lowkey gonna be looking for those signs before i go find specific paintings

  • @cleobridges5561
    @cleobridges5561 2 года назад +28

    Desus: "That dog's seen everything but God"...HYSTERICAL. #thebrandisstrong

  • @robertmaeurerofficial
    @robertmaeurerofficial 2 года назад +11

    Dog seen everything but Christ 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

  • @bryanwilliams2464
    @bryanwilliams2464 2 года назад +3

    Yeeerrrrrsssday! Best day of da week, baby!!!

  • @tweety1864
    @tweety1864 2 года назад +1

    Someone stole my baguette 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

  • @travisjefferson705
    @travisjefferson705 2 года назад +1

    SHOUTOUT TO CANADA FOR THE HOOPS... REAL HIP HOP

  • @VaniatheOracle
    @VaniatheOracle 2 года назад +1

    Mero’s Clark’s though 😍

  • @4biz
    @4biz 2 года назад +1

    LOVE THE BODEGA BOYS

  • @lipkin108
    @lipkin108 2 года назад +1

    I love this show tbh

  • @fangal12
    @fangal12 2 года назад

    "You've seen the show"😂

  • @Angie_Onaleta
    @Angie_Onaleta 2 года назад +8

    As a French speaker...I'm not offended! 🤣😂

  • @isaaccervantes5955
    @isaaccervantes5955 2 года назад

    Yurrrr, Legends!!

  • @anywallsocket
    @anywallsocket 2 года назад +21

    Gotta respect how the boyz can do slightly racy stereotypes but it’s chill cuz we all know they mean well 🙏

  • @Theonyxconservative
    @Theonyxconservative 2 года назад +1

    Warren Buffet 🤣

  • @Snottynose.
    @Snottynose. 2 года назад +2

    Lmao yo mero is hilarious “ you was beating your meat to dawgs tf you talking bout. Its covid!” 😂😂😂

  • @jgq2881
    @jgq2881 2 года назад +3

    Shout out to the Rangers!

  • @blkkatemoss
    @blkkatemoss 2 года назад

    Not sandwich the baby 😭

  • @benbarson2810
    @benbarson2810 2 года назад +2

    Mero in di clarks

  • @m.r.daileyii1180
    @m.r.daileyii1180 2 года назад

    wow my dad was a mets fan......makes sense now

  • @camillefelisbret9199
    @camillefelisbret9199 2 года назад

    someone stole my baguette

  • @redallmighty854
    @redallmighty854 2 года назад

    Yurrr!!!!!

  • @Mrruidiaz
    @Mrruidiaz 2 года назад

    Brand Ta Fuerte

  • @Panama_Red
    @Panama_Red 2 года назад +6

    Hockey is an upper middle class sport like lacrosse. It got exclusive once parents decided concussions and dental bills were to much to handle.

    • @witness1013
      @witness1013 2 года назад

      Three's millions of kids in farm towns and rural areas across North America who have no idea what you are talking about..

    • @JNJ1014
      @JNJ1014 2 года назад +1

      @@witness1013 100% not true, idk where you've been but the kids playing D1/NHL/etc. aren't coming from small towns w/house league teams.
      I'm from the tri-state area (think the NYC suburbs in NY/NJ/CT) & I'm well-acquainted w/the costs of elite hockey. Take the Mid-Fairfield Rangers for an example. Perennial national champs, 2019 U15 team was coached by MARTIN ST. LOUIS, alumni include Trevor Zegras (2019 9th overall pick), Kevin Shattenkirk (2007 14th overall), Spencer Knight (2019 13th overall pick), Dom Fensore (2019 Hurricanes 3rd rounder, BU Defenseman), countless D1 & NTDP prospects, etc. (I could go on but suffice it to say this is a prospect FACTORY.)
      Tuition per player right now is $7K+/season. That's excluding spring/summer hockey teams tuition, hockey camp tuition, equipment costs, fuel & travel costs, food & lodging costs for tournaments, cost of private coaching, etc. But to be fair let's say misc. costs of 50% or $3500 extra. In the spirit of simplicity, I'm rounding it to $11K/season.
      Let's say a kid plays travel hockey from 6-16. He then makes the NTDP for his U17 season & his parents no longer incur any cost for him to play hockey for U17 & U18. We'll also assume he gets a full ride to college, so his parents don't have to incur any cost for him to play college hockey as well.
      At a minimum you're looking at $11K (bare minimum) x 10 seasons or $110K for one kid. And it's probably closer to $20K/year when it's all said and done. I'm not even including the cost of possibly attending a prep school or hockey academy like McDavid or Marner, I'm just using the cost of travel teams. In reality, McDavid & Marner's parents spent closer to $30K/year to support their kid's dreams.
      Bottom line is elite competitive hockey is fast becoming a sport exclusively for the kids of well-heeled parents.
      Kids can enjoy the sport & play house league or even A-level travel hockey for much less no doubt, but high level hockey is an absurd financial commitment today.

    • @Panama_Red
      @Panama_Red 2 года назад

      ​@@witness1013 And almost none of them will even reach the college level and play at any kind of national level. Local pick up games and kid's playing in third generation equipment will never get past that point in today's setup.
      In a similar vein, I can afford to bring my kid to the local 9-hole golf course and play for fun, but I will never be able to afford the lessons and club memberships to give him a chance at any elite level of the sport.

    • @peacekeeperbabe
      @peacekeeperbabe Год назад

      …every sport on this planet started with working class domination (non-working class were not as physically active so they would not win races (they rode horses once a week; the stable man had a better relationship with horse (& hence was a better rider).
      Modern sports drain Financial resources of every level of society/most of the people who play all these leagues are not becoming professional hockey players (but they pay all those fees; making organizations rich).

  • @MegaCassie83
    @MegaCassie83 2 года назад +1

    Hockey is Indigenous you're all welxome

  • @DonaBlancas
    @DonaBlancas 2 года назад +1

    The dog was actually dying in that video. She died, right after the owner stopped recording her. So the sequel was canceled at the shoot.

  • @knightlaw795
    @knightlaw795 2 года назад

    Anyone know where Desus shirt is from ?

  • @SnapBaqQRantZ
    @SnapBaqQRantZ 2 года назад +4

    Love the show, I miss the podcast tho I’m not gonna lie

  • @richardkumapley
    @richardkumapley 2 года назад

    A lot of people who work at the show have names starting with J

  • @1SUNGODELBASIR
    @1SUNGODELBASIR 2 года назад

    Mero... Wait for the punkline.

  • @christopherspellman9163
    @christopherspellman9163 2 года назад

    Ryan Reynolds!

  • @HotheadTubTub
    @HotheadTubTub 2 года назад +4

    a Jamaican and they didnt call Aunty Celine Dions name?

  • @guldukat871
    @guldukat871 2 года назад

    serious Michael Jackson vibes holding the baby doing something you shouldn't be doing while holding a baby.

  • @eabrahams13
    @eabrahams13 2 года назад

    Did people used to think this segment was part of the show?

  • @asiah8139
    @asiah8139 2 года назад +2

    I went to a Caps v Pens game (pens fan) with my sister..... i love hockey but I'd never go to a game again. lol did not feel safe. counted 8 black ppl 😂😂😂😭😭

  • @wavydon1960
    @wavydon1960 2 года назад

    Can’t forget Bret Hart.

  • @torilanier
    @torilanier 2 года назад +1

    Mero the Clarks don

  • @TheGeniuschrist
    @TheGeniuschrist 2 года назад

    Ef DJ ENVY!

  • @postbrohomes2382
    @postbrohomes2382 2 года назад +4

    Desus means Chinese tourists apparently 😅

  • @MegaCassie83
    @MegaCassie83 2 года назад

    I bet JD is doing other things. Usually those people are marrying their siblings. IJS

  • @marielmorales8874
    @marielmorales8874 2 года назад

    Come back twice a week :( I miss the podcast too

  • @timmanto1022
    @timmanto1022 2 года назад

    Get Akim Aliu on the show.

  • @JohnSmith-in9ms
    @JohnSmith-in9ms 2 года назад

    Shout out to the podcast that made you guys famous that you abandoned

  • @brturner
    @brturner 2 года назад

    Desus wearing them wales bonners???

  • @ErinDynamite
    @ErinDynamite 2 года назад +3

    6:35 *Chinese people

    • @isetthem
      @isetthem 2 года назад +1

      Ari Shaffir talked about this on Rogan's podcast.

    • @ErinDynamite
      @ErinDynamite 2 года назад

      @@isetthem yep, he did. There's a good short story about it in a David Sedaris book too.

  • @ralelunar
    @ralelunar 2 года назад

    Protestors are always doing the most in France

  • @Malouco
    @Malouco 2 года назад +1

    ITS DAY-ZEUS
    stop change Latin alphabets

  • @EnergiaFloral7
    @EnergiaFloral7 2 года назад +1

    Amazing content from Desus and Mero as always but this warm up was edited terribly 😭

  • @MrBaskins2010
    @MrBaskins2010 2 года назад

    desus wearing an autimur baugette

  • @MegaCassie83
    @MegaCassie83 2 года назад +1

    A one year old yeah no that is terrible parenting.

  • @foxycinnamon7307
    @foxycinnamon7307 2 года назад +2

    These babies at sporting events make no sense to me. You gonna have a 1 yr old to deal w/ in the bleachers? It's hard enough to get to a public restroom on yer own. Changing diapers? I'm there to sneak in liquor & get lifted, not checking no baby.

  • @mayarahman9995
    @mayarahman9995 2 года назад

    The heros… I thought y’all were gonna say hcw 💀💀🤡🤡😬

  • @littlEMILYonaire
    @littlEMILYonaire 2 года назад

    Interesting white lady questions Dominican customs but makes sure they differentiate between French or Italian accents

  • @issavirgo4838
    @issavirgo4838 2 года назад +8

    Please stop over producing the show these guys are amazing and talented without all of extras ( and we need more black goss)

  • @fuegococoa
    @fuegococoa 2 года назад

    “Tourists who don’t have toilets” he’s talking about people from mainland China, look it up

  • @wildboer
    @wildboer 2 года назад +4

    Hockey was invented in England. Basketball, however, was invented by a Canadian.

  • @treybikes
    @treybikes 2 года назад

    These dudes are cringe . They give anyone a platform nowadays 😐

  • @princeroberts952
    @princeroberts952 2 года назад +1

    yo them is the wackest 'fits ive seen yall where on the show yet. what is this. lol. yall look like a sad easter party in the late 80s