ASMR You Are a Vending Machine & I’m a Father Rapidly Losing Sense of Reality Roleplay
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- Опубликовано: 5 окт 2024
- ASMR You Are a Vending Machine & I’m a father rapidly losing sense of reality Roleplay
2:25 We start the vending process
10:45 The Descent begins
14:50 Crazy Train is rolling baby
16:20 Philosophical Vending
17:45 You and Me all the way to the top
20:05 Cool Ranch flavored tears
21:10 Joining The Dots
26:00 Begging for Cool Ranch
29:55 Shakin time, because that’s what friends are for
Thank you for watching, sweet dreams
This reminded me of my sister's childhood dreams, she says most of the time she was inanimate objects like pencils, feather, cars... I never understood her perspective until now 🤣🤣💖
Oddly kinda proud of this one, here’s some time stamps
2:25 We start the vending process
10:45 The Descent begins
14:50 Crazy Train is rolling baby
16:20 Philosophical Vending
17:45 You and Me all the way to the top
20:05 Cool Ranch flavored tears
21:10 Joining The Dots
26:00 Begging for Cool Ranch
29:55 Shakin time, because that’s what friends are for
Thank you kindly
you should be proud this is a masterpiece up with Rift and Dr T
@@mrelosepoe4078 thank you so much!
This is me at 3 AM while at rock bottom waiting for the bus
The vending machine is perfectly fine, the plot twist however...
*We're a Vending Machine in a Yakuza game.*
“I’m going off the rails on the Crazy Train” - Ozzy Osbourne
Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay
LIFE IS A BITTER SHAMEEEEEEEEE
I want to eat healthy but it’s really hard for me to do so maybe I’ll try fasting. “Fat dude”
@@qmlwmal I'm going off the rails on a crazy traaaaaaiiiiin *badass guitar riff*
I felt 20:05 in my soul 😖 wonderful work on this one, sir!
Very generous good sire
This seems way too specific and the impression is way to good… and i fucking love it
The amount of chaotic energy in the title alone fried my city’s electrical grid and I’m now using a diesel generator to watch this
this was by far the most ive laughed at one of your videos. it was so insane i was losing my mind over it😭😭😭 LOL
I feel so loved as a vending machine in this vid. Thank you phantasm.
I thought he was flirting with the vending machine for a sec.
He technically did
THIS IS THE IDEA U SPOKE OF. FINALLY
One of the funniest videos, and I learned I really love the crinkled money makes. just the perfect thickness and size for a great sounds
The title alone is brilliant. Then the acting just solidified it. Thank u 💕💕💕💕
I loved the previous vending machine video sooo much omg this is perfect tysm
Best video I’ve ever seen
Ngl I was stalking your account and then this video popped up. Good night, Sleep Tight 💙💙💙
Just realized you've been answering my comments xD thanks buddy keep up the good work!
Waiting for someone to write an scp entry on how this vending machine causes insanity after long exposure to it /hj
I love your videos man you are so good at this. Keep up the good work. Thank you for being awesome
YEESSSS I WAS WAITING FOR ANOTHER VENDING MACHINE VID!!❤️❤️❤️❤️
When they started crying😭 LMAO. This is perfect.
Only one person in the video what do you mean they ?
@@Thetimeless_mind I think banana boy said "they" in a one person context, not a group of people context
@@iateyourbread That doesn't exist.
@@reed3 oh, I thought it did, well thanks for the information
@@reed3 yes it does
Ahh (relaxation), the sound of money is so nice.
i absolutely love this video dude, thank you for posting!!
7:56 I luv this sound💖🙆🏻
12:01 Why don't you work properly
12:28 💸
14:25 Pls go in...
????? Please go in
always wanted to be a vending machine tysm :)
Fun concept!
This is my new happy place
blink twice if you need help, I'll send more snacks. I got so many tingles from this one.
I tell the ones at the supermarket, is my money not go enough for you??
I knew it would come 😭❤️
This surprisingly got Emotional and a bit sad. I was just a vending machine
not the dad sunglasses 😭😭😭 and the accent oh my lawd we in texas today boys🤠
Soo funny roleplay hah🙈🙈❤️ looking forward to watch it ♡♡
This poor man just wanted doritos
We need another one of these lol so wholesome ❤ maybe with an ATM? I swear I there’s always a problem 😂
Did anyone else automatically assign a location for this vending machine? For some reason I pictured us in a hospital
I pictured it in the place just before u enter the store of a supermarket for some reason
The opening line says he's on vacation....
“SHE LIKES COOL RANCH”
The start of the descent part reminded me of Father from Far Cry 5 giving a speech
Ngl the dad hat & sunglasses is a good look on you
The father reminds me of my uncle but not bald, married, and skinny.
Sus anillos son geniales ,buen asmr👏
The yelling-whisper had me laughing 😂❤
I wish everyone a good sleep, stay hydrated !
This is hilarious 💀
It’s everything okay
The falcons wallet ❤️
LMFAOO 😭😭 HOW DO I SLEEP TO THIS IF ALL I'M GONNA DO IS LAUGH
also do I have permission to make an asmr video based on you, like you did with Sara manganese
Do it!!
"Daddy, where are the cool ranch doritos?"
Gave me some Norman Reedus vibes
Sir it took you 31 minutes to get money out of a machine
"Insane in the brain" - Cypress Hill
🔸️26:42
just wanted to say atl rise up
6:38 those aren’t my hot Cheetos
아따 뫄 오빠 자알쉥겻네
💗
28-3
i would love $500 please
I would have just got McDonald’s
You kinda sound like Patrick Bateman
Lança o calvo de cria
Earlyyyyy👍🏾
Mullet asmr 🤪 😌 🤧 😋 🤣 😳 🤪 😌 🤧 😋 🤣 😳 🤪 qurkiy boy lala
😭😭😭😂😂😂
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I rather watch a girl do it