Incredible Norm Macdonald Jokes

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  • Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
  • Just some really great jokes from the joke GOAT himself, Norm Macdonald.
    #normmacdonald #jokes #comedy

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  • @chad6900
    @chad6900 Год назад +5414

    That “reminds me of that tragedy” line, gets me every time.

    • @skipads5141
      @skipads5141 Год назад +27

      Poor Nick Swardson having to try not to laugh.

    • @josephrohland5604
      @josephrohland5604 Год назад

      Even Norm MacDonald knew 911 was an inside job being the WTC buildings were brought down by controlled demolition.

    • @melimelz4948
      @melimelz4948 Год назад +10

      Me too I literally cannot help myself

    • @crazydave6787
      @crazydave6787 Год назад +3

      Same 😂

    • @r.williamcomm7693
      @r.williamcomm7693 Год назад +6

      Glad that dark humor lives on. 😅

  • @Widderic
    @Widderic Год назад +850

    The delivery of “Death” is like getting shot by a punch line hahha.

    • @DavidTheRoss
      @DavidTheRoss 11 месяцев назад +11

      The old Norm Macdonald lean-in
      "DEATH!"

    • @flyfermin
      @flyfermin 8 месяцев назад +1

      😂 love that moment!

    • @Marty4Life
      @Marty4Life 6 месяцев назад

      Makes me laugh every time

  • @filiplaszczyk8787
    @filiplaszczyk8787 Год назад +2128

    That 9 11 was a real shame, those were some real jerks.

    • @richardrobbins387
      @richardrobbins387 Год назад +32

      The terrorists or the airline?

    • @greeneggsandham91
      @greeneggsandham91 Год назад +80

      Some people say the worst part about the whole ordeal was the hypocrisy. For my money, I thought the worst part was the terrorism.

    • @RimJobJesus369
      @RimJobJesus369 Год назад +10

      That's the US government for you!

    • @BirdOfHermes83
      @BirdOfHermes83 Год назад +5

      You just know they didn't have dog houses!

    • @podomuss
      @podomuss Год назад +13

      The worst part is that they did it on September 11th. People were already in mourning

  • @austinhixson625
    @austinhixson625 6 месяцев назад +178

    “They say gamblings a disease, but it’s the only disease where you can win a bunch of money”
    -Norm Macdonald

  • @robertdegiorno8690
    @robertdegiorno8690 8 месяцев назад +34

    I like that norm whispers the punchline for the dog doorbell joke as to not offend any dogs that may overhear him.

  • @zachmorgan6982
    @zachmorgan6982 Год назад +363

    That 911 airlines joke is literally one of the funniest jokes I've ever heard especially the little clip at the end it makes it's 5 times better. " It reminds you of that tragedy."

    • @clement_jacob
      @clement_jacob Год назад

      is 911 airlines an actual airline?

    • @CornKingsTV
      @CornKingsTV Год назад +11

      ​@@clement_jacob they recently changed thier name to "4/20 airlines" unfortunately to honor... You know who..

    • @iGaveLiaHIV
      @iGaveLiaHIV Год назад +1

      @@clement_jacobbruh

    • @clement_jacob
      @clement_jacob Год назад

      @@iGaveLiaHIV what man its not actually an airlines is it, its not funny anymore lmk bro

    • @ZeroESG.goopootoob
      @ZeroESG.goopootoob Год назад +3

      I love Norm, but I hate his 9/11 jokes. I appreciated when Norm announced Bin Laden's death on his Sports Show.

  • @jesuschrist8775
    @jesuschrist8775 Год назад +1100

    They say Norm was a terrible gambler. He lost so much money at the track. He loved betting on the ponies.
    He should have bet on a horse from time to time.

  • @spencerrider8518
    @spencerrider8518 Год назад +108

    “I walked through blood and bones, looking for my brother!”

    • @chadgrov
      @chadgrov Год назад +14

      Where was he?

    • @SomesingVague
      @SomesingVague Год назад +23

      ⁠@@chadgrovNorthern Canada.

    • @chadgrov
      @chadgrov Год назад

      @@SomesingVague ruclips.net/video/Fo35W31wOWw/видео.htmlsi=fL36pg9MfDodeajl

    • @sethwilliams8916
      @sethwilliams8916 Год назад

      @@SomesingVagueOntario!

    • @callmeshaggy5166
      @callmeshaggy5166 6 месяцев назад +1

      He had to get new pants from all the blood and the bones

  • @StudioMod
    @StudioMod Год назад +972

    God, I miss this man.

    • @Tom-oh2yf
      @Tom-oh2yf Год назад +23

      I didn't even know he was sick.

    • @Dan-yy6tt
      @Dan-yy6tt Год назад +12

      “You can’t have him back, he’s too funny”- God

    • @aReallySwellGuy
      @aReallySwellGuy Год назад +2

      @@Tom-oh2yf nailed it

    • @BirdOfHermes83
      @BirdOfHermes83 Год назад

      ​@@Tom-oh2yf Beat me to it! 😢

    • @fulltimeslackerii8229
      @fulltimeslackerii8229 Год назад

      i bet you didn’t even know who he was until you got him in your shorts

  • @davidhayes7928
    @davidhayes7928 Год назад +44

    The fact that he can take absolutely anything and make it funny is brilliant. His tone, inflection, pauses - perfect. Norm. IS. Funny.

  • @mlmn3080
    @mlmn3080 Год назад +719

    The best Norm joke is from Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. He's talking about Bill Cosby.
    "People kept saying the worst part of it was [Cosby's] hypocrisy. But I think the worst part was the rape."

    • @hyywe240
      @hyywe240 Год назад +52

      You know, i used to have one of the best bill cosby stories ever. Now, its not in the top 10 thousand

    • @ncsludgefactory5445
      @ncsludgefactory5445 Год назад +23

      It's hard to believe all those women weren't really trying to party with a famous dude

    • @balls2jawls
      @balls2jawls Год назад +9

      More of a comment really

    • @JayJay-kq8ol
      @JayJay-kq8ol Год назад

      ​@@ncsludgefactory5445 are women like that?

    • @benle630
      @benle630 Год назад +4

      @@ncsludgefactory5445? Saying they weren’t raped are you? That’s a bad take

  • @SapphireQueen09
    @SapphireQueen09 Год назад +180

    Dude deserves peace. We will always miss him.
    R.I.P. Norm McDonald

    • @kameljoe21
      @kameljoe21 Год назад +1

      he was okay. Not great, just mediocre.

    • @Mallory-Malkovich
      @Mallory-Malkovich Год назад +15

      @@kameljoe21 He said the same thing about your mom, actually.

    • @Curtis006
      @Curtis006 Год назад +11

      I didn't even know he was sick.

    • @glumOr
      @glumOr Год назад

      @@kameljoe21 Man you litteraly post videos about your dog licking you. Which is not good.... Nah you're a good guy.

    • @laurenlockdown2791
      @laurenlockdown2791 Год назад +1

      He is in heaven. I'm just concerned about Eget and most especially our Big Guy Dyl!

  • @jamesberner214
    @jamesberner214 Год назад +71

    "Kenny G. just released his Christmas album. Happy birthday Jesus, hope you like crap." RIP Norm.

  • @ScooterOnHisWay2024
    @ScooterOnHisWay2024 Год назад +94

    Only Norm could slip 'Bob Seger' into the punchline of a hilarious joke.

  • @pedro_gonzalex
    @pedro_gonzalex 6 месяцев назад +2

    I fucking love norms semi-meta humour, its very hard to not make meta pretencious, hes the larry bird of comedy, maybe not the greatest but his technique was fucking impeccable

  • @prh2210
    @prh2210 Год назад +20

    “He was in Northern Canada” Norm ❤️

  • @WonkaTonka
    @WonkaTonka Год назад +15

    The war on terror should start in the nation's haunted houses 😂

  • @GMBGFX1
    @GMBGFX1 Год назад +32

    Endorsing podiums is too damn funny

  • @Tango_Hendrix
    @Tango_Hendrix Год назад +46

    Imma miss you, Pigeon

  • @stoictraveler1
    @stoictraveler1 Год назад +15

    I need glasses to see my in laws
    Specifically, 2 glasses of scotch...

  • @zachmorgan6982
    @zachmorgan6982 Год назад +19

    These jokes are hilarious but norms delivery makes sound to where you can watch some a 100 times and still laugh just as much you did the 1st time

  • @damloncate13213
    @damloncate13213 Год назад +15

    He really called that Barbara Walters thing

    • @jj-mm4jq
      @jj-mm4jq 6 месяцев назад

      the irony there is that he died before she did

  • @thomasramirez718
    @thomasramirez718 Год назад +5

    Barbra Walters joint had me 😂!!!

  • @xeflatio93
    @xeflatio93 Год назад +3

    "What are they gonna do cancel me? I'm already dead"
    -Norm from heaven

  • @TrickyBloodSin
    @TrickyBloodSin Год назад +34

    The absolute goat

    • @markevan1
      @markevan1 10 месяцев назад

      No. Childish and slow witted.

  • @joshjohnson3938
    @joshjohnson3938 Год назад +9

    ALMOST never for them ⚰️

  • @Xeirus911
    @Xeirus911 Год назад +45

    The world is worse off without him.

    • @markevan1
      @markevan1 10 месяцев назад

      No. Not really. He was exceedingly dumb.

  • @YogsenForfoth
    @YogsenForfoth 9 месяцев назад +1

    There will NEVER be another comedian like Norm. He was the best. ❤

  • @brando2118
    @brando2118 9 месяцев назад +1

    The dog joke was great, it took me a minute

  • @CromwellMTG
    @CromwellMTG Год назад +3

    Norm was aa treasure no one truly appreciated until he was gone. Always so wholesome

  • @worldlyconcerns
    @worldlyconcerns Год назад +1

    That dogs joke slays me. This video made for the funniest couple of minutes of my day.

  • @willt.9654
    @willt.9654 Год назад +6

    I quote that Bob Seger joke on occasion (with attribution ofc) and it always kills. Such a dumb joke but so goddamn funny. Rest easy Norm you absolute legend!

    • @PRICEX
      @PRICEX Год назад

      Can you explain it? I don’t know who bob seger is

    • @long-shotlouie
      @long-shotlouie Год назад +2

      ​@@PRICEX he had a beard

  • @Jojoburns26
    @Jojoburns26 2 месяца назад

    The timing and delivery of the punchline for the Barbara Walters joke is SO insanely great!

  • @DominikRoost
    @DominikRoost Год назад +58

    I tried to imitate Norm, it isn't clear if it's working because on the one hand no one laughs, but also no one laughs

    • @ericamann2533
      @ericamann2533 Год назад +9

      It doesn't need to work, you just need to work it.

    • @andreaholcock8992
      @andreaholcock8992 Год назад +4

      @@ericamann2533then put it down, flip it and reverse it

  • @ojmessier27
    @ojmessier27 10 месяцев назад +1

    Norm’s Timing is impeccable. Second to none

  • @cBetweenTheLines
    @cBetweenTheLines Год назад +11

    i woke my sleeping baby on the last one… and i knew the punchline

  • @RandyBavender-xb2ir
    @RandyBavender-xb2ir Год назад +2

    If anybody else said these jokes they would be trash.. That’s what makes Norm fuckin hilarious😂

  • @Dontmatterwhatuthink
    @Dontmatterwhatuthink Год назад +1

    That haunted house one idk why but it always gets me

  • @John-gr4td
    @John-gr4td Год назад +1

    Haunted Houses! Classic Norm!

  • @michaelenglish839
    @michaelenglish839 Год назад

    He's so good at telling jokes that I can let this short repeat several times and still laugh just as hard at every one.

  • @moesab1281
    @moesab1281 5 месяцев назад

    Norm Mcdonald is the King of delivery holy moly

  • @bpet7138
    @bpet7138 Год назад +2

    "Who wrote these"
    "Ehhh some guy"

  • @theedwardian
    @theedwardian Год назад +1

    I lost it at HAUNTED HOUSES!

  • @murdockqotsa
    @murdockqotsa Год назад +3

    Lmao..goddamn Norm was the best.

  • @Theverytheveryberryterryjerry
    @Theverytheveryberryterryjerry 6 месяцев назад

    His jokes are either soo wholesome or absolutely shocking no in between

  • @jerrybrislin7601
    @jerrybrislin7601 Год назад +3

    norm was one of a kind....truly

  • @isaiahrogge
    @isaiahrogge Год назад +2

    Whenever he says reminds me of that tragedy or he was a real jerk or a real pain in the ass after the darkest story imaginable I lose it 😂

  • @krismer7742
    @krismer7742 10 месяцев назад

    why is the second clip with sunglasses the coolest moment he’s ever had like he’s a comedian from steely dan

  • @normmacdonald6944
    @normmacdonald6944 Год назад +7

    Cutting off the end of that last joke is the real tragedy.

  • @BaiiBaii22
    @BaiiBaii22 6 месяцев назад

    My favorite comedian of all time.

  • @gusvogt-shields4689
    @gusvogt-shields4689 Год назад

    Norms delivery on everything is perfect. If completely makes the joke everytime.

  • @yobany1228
    @yobany1228 11 месяцев назад

    The dog one is always the most simple but best one 💀🤣

  • @AndrewBarsky
    @AndrewBarsky 8 месяцев назад

    They were all so cheesy, but his delivery absolutely made them god tier. Rip man

  • @patrickjones2843
    @patrickjones2843 9 месяцев назад

    lol the dog joke got me.

  • @mechanic6682
    @mechanic6682 Год назад +2

    Babs got the last laugh. Literally.

  • @danwestsatan
    @danwestsatan 9 месяцев назад

    I miss him😢HE was incredible. The story he told about JANICE is priceless. Thanks Norm

  • @Pluvio624
    @Pluvio624 10 месяцев назад

    Simply the best!

  • @hannawithnoname1479
    @hannawithnoname1479 7 месяцев назад +1

    The haunted house one😂😂😂

    • @mytyrel420
      @mytyrel420 4 месяца назад

      His childlike enthusiasm. ;-)

  • @lewe666
    @lewe666 Год назад +5

    Legend. RIP

  • @harveyweaver9372
    @harveyweaver9372 9 месяцев назад

    This is the only guy who can make a joke funnier by explaining it

  • @Georgetto89
    @Georgetto89 11 месяцев назад +1

    How i wish Norm was in northern Canada 😢

  • @eric4911
    @eric4911 8 месяцев назад

    That haunted houses joke is the best joke of all time

  • @biswajitguha2410
    @biswajitguha2410 Год назад +6

    Whenever this ol'chunk of coal shows up on my feed, I remember that national tragedy and the Queensboro bridge for some reason...

    • @ericamann2533
      @ericamann2533 Год назад +1

      It always just makes me crave a roastbeef on a hard roll.

    • @RimJobJesus369
      @RimJobJesus369 Год назад

      Inside Job!

    • @andreaholcock8992
      @andreaholcock8992 Год назад +1

      I always picture Adele on all fours with an apple in her mouth

  • @aboxofbeans
    @aboxofbeans 11 месяцев назад

    Ive never heard that dog and door bell joke, that was really funny

  • @NicCounty
    @NicCounty Год назад +1

    I’m pretty fond of elevators, usually when I’m down they lift me up

  • @brianjansen3103
    @brianjansen3103 9 месяцев назад

    I've been listening to norm while I fall asleep every night for months now, I took a shitload of psychedelics in my lifetime & norm gets it

  • @gamingphone7201
    @gamingphone7201 9 месяцев назад

    I love how norm has the ability to look totally blind whenever he wears glasses.

  • @liamstanley6017
    @liamstanley6017 3 месяца назад

    i love how the second joke norm literally tells it and looks like a blind man

  • @jackjackson5926
    @jackjackson5926 Год назад

    I love how far he leans in for the dog joke

  • @ZtinkyBones
    @ZtinkyBones Год назад

    the fuckin’ dog one got me

  • @IanLCar
    @IanLCar Год назад +1

    The irony of Barbara Walters outliving Norm...

  • @guimon78
    @guimon78 8 месяцев назад

    Regarding the plane joke, I was expecting him to zig or zag but this man just went straight.

    • @SeraphsWitness
      @SeraphsWitness 7 месяцев назад

      One of norms hallmarks. Complex setup, simple conclusion

  • @XX-qf5zj
    @XX-qf5zj 11 месяцев назад

    She outlived him😂

  • @julesrules7297
    @julesrules7297 Год назад +1

    "You haven't heard about the revolution?"

  • @artfiend75
    @artfiend75 7 месяцев назад

    Love you Norm x

  • @slightgraph89
    @slightgraph89 Год назад

    Absolutely ruthless. What a genius

  • @FakieGhettoBird
    @FakieGhettoBird Год назад +3

    Rest In Peace one of the greats

    • @TomFromMars
      @TomFromMars Год назад

      I didn't even know he was sick.

  • @Dan_Boston
    @Dan_Boston Год назад +2

    I miss this guy

  • @theavalanchman
    @theavalanchman Год назад

    This man makes dad jokes for adults

  • @SuperSenis
    @SuperSenis 6 месяцев назад

    I laughed, and I lost NOTHING

  • @michaeledwards6683
    @michaeledwards6683 11 месяцев назад

    literally slapping my knee. completely compulsory movement too. i have no control over this.

  • @stoictraveler1
    @stoictraveler1 8 месяцев назад

    That Bob Seiger joke...
    I tell that one.

  • @MultiverseMediaSpace
    @MultiverseMediaSpace Год назад

    Oh hello again @cracked Good to see you still have a nice comedic spirit.

  • @phil6899
    @phil6899 Год назад

    The real fans of Norm knew the name of that airline before the punchline even came, haha.

  • @AllCapsERIK
    @AllCapsERIK 9 месяцев назад

    What a ducking legend. RiP Norm

  • @georgemcarthur488
    @georgemcarthur488 6 месяцев назад

    This man was a human machine gun of jokes🤙😭

  • @geralhammonds9272
    @geralhammonds9272 Год назад +1

    911 airlines, it reminds me of that tragedy. 😂

  • @juventusfc0520
    @juventusfc0520 Год назад

    Legend

  • @justincoleman3805
    @justincoleman3805 10 месяцев назад

    Speaking of beards, my condolences to Norm’s wife.

  • @Harib_Al-Saq
    @Harib_Al-Saq Год назад +2

    You can quote me on this but I'm not a big fan of 911.

  • @brycesstuff
    @brycesstuff 11 месяцев назад

    norm's one liners are absolutely awesome, second, only to Mitch hedberg

  • @bremCZ
    @bremCZ Год назад +2

    I wish I could go to the University of Bob Seger.

  • @Tesseradical17
    @Tesseradical17 Год назад

    "Uh, 9/11."
    (bursts out laughing)

  • @johnw2019
    @johnw2019 Год назад

    I knew the "reminds me of that tragedy" line before I knew the joke before it

  • @shanemathews4177
    @shanemathews4177 Год назад +1

    ..."Death!" 😅😅😅😅

  • @thatfilipinodrummer
    @thatfilipinodrummer 6 месяцев назад

    Norm Macdonald : Do you own a Dog House?
    Ex-CNN Don Lemon : No.

  • @ktwdn6119
    @ktwdn6119 Год назад +1

    My man booooooooooooby Seger

  • @chad3358
    @chad3358 6 месяцев назад

    I so miss Norm

  • @StellarJAGuar
    @StellarJAGuar Год назад

    The bob seger one is great

  • @Infurnace
    @Infurnace Год назад

    I love you, Norm. I'll see ya soon.