That 911 airlines joke is literally one of the funniest jokes I've ever heard especially the little clip at the end it makes it's 5 times better. " It reminds you of that tragedy."
They say Norm was a terrible gambler. He lost so much money at the track. He loved betting on the ponies. He should have bet on a horse from time to time.
The best Norm joke is from Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. He's talking about Bill Cosby. "People kept saying the worst part of it was [Cosby's] hypocrisy. But I think the worst part was the rape."
I fucking love norms semi-meta humour, its very hard to not make meta pretencious, hes the larry bird of comedy, maybe not the greatest but his technique was fucking impeccable
I quote that Bob Seger joke on occasion (with attribution ofc) and it always kills. Such a dumb joke but so goddamn funny. Rest easy Norm you absolute legend!
That “reminds me of that tragedy” line, gets me every time.
Poor Nick Swardson having to try not to laugh.
Even Norm MacDonald knew 911 was an inside job being the WTC buildings were brought down by controlled demolition.
Me too I literally cannot help myself
Same 😂
Glad that dark humor lives on. 😅
The delivery of “Death” is like getting shot by a punch line hahha.
The old Norm Macdonald lean-in
"DEATH!"
😂 love that moment!
Makes me laugh every time
That 9 11 was a real shame, those were some real jerks.
The terrorists or the airline?
Some people say the worst part about the whole ordeal was the hypocrisy. For my money, I thought the worst part was the terrorism.
That's the US government for you!
You just know they didn't have dog houses!
The worst part is that they did it on September 11th. People were already in mourning
“They say gamblings a disease, but it’s the only disease where you can win a bunch of money”
-Norm Macdonald
I like that norm whispers the punchline for the dog doorbell joke as to not offend any dogs that may overhear him.
That 911 airlines joke is literally one of the funniest jokes I've ever heard especially the little clip at the end it makes it's 5 times better. " It reminds you of that tragedy."
is 911 airlines an actual airline?
@@clement_jacob they recently changed thier name to "4/20 airlines" unfortunately to honor... You know who..
@@clement_jacobbruh
@@iGaveLiaHIV what man its not actually an airlines is it, its not funny anymore lmk bro
I love Norm, but I hate his 9/11 jokes. I appreciated when Norm announced Bin Laden's death on his Sports Show.
They say Norm was a terrible gambler. He lost so much money at the track. He loved betting on the ponies.
He should have bet on a horse from time to time.
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“I walked through blood and bones, looking for my brother!”
Where was he?
@@chadgrovNorthern Canada.
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He had to get new pants from all the blood and the bones
God, I miss this man.
I didn't even know he was sick.
“You can’t have him back, he’s too funny”- God
@@Tom-oh2yf nailed it
@@Tom-oh2yf Beat me to it! 😢
i bet you didn’t even know who he was until you got him in your shorts
The fact that he can take absolutely anything and make it funny is brilliant. His tone, inflection, pauses - perfect. Norm. IS. Funny.
The best Norm joke is from Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. He's talking about Bill Cosby.
"People kept saying the worst part of it was [Cosby's] hypocrisy. But I think the worst part was the rape."
You know, i used to have one of the best bill cosby stories ever. Now, its not in the top 10 thousand
It's hard to believe all those women weren't really trying to party with a famous dude
More of a comment really
@@ncsludgefactory5445 are women like that?
@@ncsludgefactory5445? Saying they weren’t raped are you? That’s a bad take
Dude deserves peace. We will always miss him.
R.I.P. Norm McDonald
he was okay. Not great, just mediocre.
@@kameljoe21 He said the same thing about your mom, actually.
I didn't even know he was sick.
@@kameljoe21 Man you litteraly post videos about your dog licking you. Which is not good.... Nah you're a good guy.
He is in heaven. I'm just concerned about Eget and most especially our Big Guy Dyl!
"Kenny G. just released his Christmas album. Happy birthday Jesus, hope you like crap." RIP Norm.
Only Norm could slip 'Bob Seger' into the punchline of a hilarious joke.
Lol good for me I love bob seger
I fucking love norms semi-meta humour, its very hard to not make meta pretencious, hes the larry bird of comedy, maybe not the greatest but his technique was fucking impeccable
“He was in Northern Canada” Norm ❤️
The war on terror should start in the nation's haunted houses 😂
Endorsing podiums is too damn funny
Imma miss you, Pigeon
I need glasses to see my in laws
Specifically, 2 glasses of scotch...
These jokes are hilarious but norms delivery makes sound to where you can watch some a 100 times and still laugh just as much you did the 1st time
He really called that Barbara Walters thing
the irony there is that he died before she did
Barbra Walters joint had me 😂!!!
"What are they gonna do cancel me? I'm already dead"
-Norm from heaven
The absolute goat
No. Childish and slow witted.
ALMOST never for them ⚰️
The world is worse off without him.
No. Not really. He was exceedingly dumb.
There will NEVER be another comedian like Norm. He was the best. ❤
The dog joke was great, it took me a minute
Norm was aa treasure no one truly appreciated until he was gone. Always so wholesome
That dogs joke slays me. This video made for the funniest couple of minutes of my day.
I quote that Bob Seger joke on occasion (with attribution ofc) and it always kills. Such a dumb joke but so goddamn funny. Rest easy Norm you absolute legend!
Can you explain it? I don’t know who bob seger is
@@PRICEX he had a beard
The timing and delivery of the punchline for the Barbara Walters joke is SO insanely great!
I tried to imitate Norm, it isn't clear if it's working because on the one hand no one laughs, but also no one laughs
It doesn't need to work, you just need to work it.
@@ericamann2533then put it down, flip it and reverse it
Norm’s Timing is impeccable. Second to none
i woke my sleeping baby on the last one… and i knew the punchline
If anybody else said these jokes they would be trash.. That’s what makes Norm fuckin hilarious😂
That haunted house one idk why but it always gets me
Haunted Houses! Classic Norm!
He's so good at telling jokes that I can let this short repeat several times and still laugh just as hard at every one.
Norm Mcdonald is the King of delivery holy moly
"Who wrote these"
"Ehhh some guy"
I lost it at HAUNTED HOUSES!
Lmao..goddamn Norm was the best.
His jokes are either soo wholesome or absolutely shocking no in between
norm was one of a kind....truly
Whenever he says reminds me of that tragedy or he was a real jerk or a real pain in the ass after the darkest story imaginable I lose it 😂
why is the second clip with sunglasses the coolest moment he’s ever had like he’s a comedian from steely dan
Cutting off the end of that last joke is the real tragedy.
You're here. It's a miracle.
My favorite comedian of all time.
Norms delivery on everything is perfect. If completely makes the joke everytime.
The dog one is always the most simple but best one 💀🤣
They were all so cheesy, but his delivery absolutely made them god tier. Rip man
lol the dog joke got me.
Babs got the last laugh. Literally.
I miss him😢HE was incredible. The story he told about JANICE is priceless. Thanks Norm
Simply the best!
The haunted house one😂😂😂
His childlike enthusiasm. ;-)
Legend. RIP
This is the only guy who can make a joke funnier by explaining it
How i wish Norm was in northern Canada 😢
That haunted houses joke is the best joke of all time
Whenever this ol'chunk of coal shows up on my feed, I remember that national tragedy and the Queensboro bridge for some reason...
It always just makes me crave a roastbeef on a hard roll.
Inside Job!
I always picture Adele on all fours with an apple in her mouth
Ive never heard that dog and door bell joke, that was really funny
I’m pretty fond of elevators, usually when I’m down they lift me up
I've been listening to norm while I fall asleep every night for months now, I took a shitload of psychedelics in my lifetime & norm gets it
I love how norm has the ability to look totally blind whenever he wears glasses.
i love how the second joke norm literally tells it and looks like a blind man
I love how far he leans in for the dog joke
the fuckin’ dog one got me
The irony of Barbara Walters outliving Norm...
Regarding the plane joke, I was expecting him to zig or zag but this man just went straight.
One of norms hallmarks. Complex setup, simple conclusion
She outlived him😂
"You haven't heard about the revolution?"
Love you Norm x
Absolutely ruthless. What a genius
Rest In Peace one of the greats
I didn't even know he was sick.
I miss this guy
This man makes dad jokes for adults
I laughed, and I lost NOTHING
literally slapping my knee. completely compulsory movement too. i have no control over this.
That Bob Seiger joke...
I tell that one.
Oh hello again @cracked Good to see you still have a nice comedic spirit.
The real fans of Norm knew the name of that airline before the punchline even came, haha.
What a ducking legend. RiP Norm
This man was a human machine gun of jokes🤙😭
911 airlines, it reminds me of that tragedy. 😂
Legend
Speaking of beards, my condolences to Norm’s wife.
You can quote me on this but I'm not a big fan of 911.
norm's one liners are absolutely awesome, second, only to Mitch hedberg
I wish I could go to the University of Bob Seger.
"Uh, 9/11."
(bursts out laughing)
I knew the "reminds me of that tragedy" line before I knew the joke before it
..."Death!" 😅😅😅😅
Norm Macdonald : Do you own a Dog House?
Ex-CNN Don Lemon : No.
My man booooooooooooby Seger
I so miss Norm
The bob seger one is great
I love you, Norm. I'll see ya soon.