5 ways to REPLACE Van Dijk at Liverpool! ► OneFootball x 442oons

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  • Опубликовано: 2 дек 2024

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  • @onefootball
    @onefootball  4 года назад +602

    What’s the best way to replace Van Dijk!?

  • @simonmiya402
    @simonmiya402 4 года назад +979

    “Wait for the offside! Var check complete no red card offside” 😂 hahaha

  • @howtohitalaptopspacebar5171
    @howtohitalaptopspacebar5171 4 года назад +880

    Ramos only signed for Liverpool because Liverpool's uniform reminds him of a red card

    • @thatboym1103
      @thatboym1103 4 года назад +6

      Lmaoo

    • @Pringles_can5
      @Pringles_can5 4 года назад +5

      LMFAO

    • @xRodentG
      @xRodentG 4 года назад

      Is he really signing for reds

    • @442oons
      @442oons 4 года назад +27

      haha

    • @howtohitalaptopspacebar5171
      @howtohitalaptopspacebar5171 4 года назад +1

      @@442oons The number of likes in my comment is how many times Mo Salah is going to get is arm broken if Sergio Ramos signed for Liverpool

  • @mwizaphiri1778
    @mwizaphiri1778 4 года назад +532

    Everyone talking about Liverpool and Van dijk me over here looking at Pickford's Baby hands 👀

    • @aaronadaji4062
      @aaronadaji4062 4 года назад +9

      Underrated comment

    • @cazookid7259
      @cazookid7259 4 года назад +3

      Pickford already have a short arms since the 2018 Merseyside derby video

    • @dalealia
      @dalealia 3 года назад

      😂😂😂🖐🏽

  • @b157s5
    @b157s5 4 года назад +53

    Everyone at the end: "Boom!"
    Jürgen Klopp: "Stop copying meee"

    • @azaliamitchell9736
      @azaliamitchell9736 4 года назад +2

      Everyone talking about Liverpool and Van dijk me over here looking at Pickford's Baby hands 👀

  • @lilstonez
    @lilstonez 4 года назад +320

    All jokes aside
    This is what Liverpool should do.
    Play Fabinho and Matip/Gomez at CB and put Wignaldum in Fabinhos place in Midfield

    • @ronniesarker8229
      @ronniesarker8229 4 года назад +19

      I thought we weren't playing fifa here😂

    • @uthankpettukola7589
      @uthankpettukola7589 4 года назад +12

      Matip had a scan after the Everton game he’s not gonna play against Ajax

    • @rishibhavsar3802
      @rishibhavsar3802 4 года назад +1

      think in that case Hendo will take Fabinho's place. and Gini will play at Hendo's. don't forget Keita too

    • @paolylo
      @paolylo 4 года назад +2

      Might as well play Rhys Williams. Fabinho at CB takes away what he can do outside the box at midfield. Still a ridiculous amount of matches left with all the injuries unless they give up trying to win the Champions League and play the U23's if ever they end up in the Europa league. Prem is more winnable than UCL without VVD as long as they keep scoring like 2017... they did beat all the top clubs including Leicester that season but couldn't handle squads that sat back and countered.

    • @kingkwam3816
      @kingkwam3816 4 года назад +1

      no fabinho should play next to arnold and matip should start next to robbo but be interchangeable with gomez and hendo should play fabinhos spot as the holding midfielder with wijnaldum and thiago as the main midfielders

  • @BJE_LFC
    @BJE_LFC 4 года назад +311

    this early comment section really makes me think about the human race's knowledge

  • @donalbz6462
    @donalbz6462 4 года назад +510

    No. 6) Sign Phil Jones as an emergency signing

    • @Mark_Akoury
      @Mark_Akoury 4 года назад +3

      Hi fake lingardinho

    • @donalbz6462
      @donalbz6462 4 года назад +3

      @@Mark_Akoury ur names mark, get a life

    • @Mark_Akoury
      @Mark_Akoury 4 года назад +4

      @@donalbz6462 get a life first, you're judging people by their names

    • @professorgaming3310
      @professorgaming3310 4 года назад +1

      @@Mark_Akoury and ur being mean to him being a fake lingard

    • @professorgaming3310
      @professorgaming3310 4 года назад +1

      @@Mark_Akoury so u get a life

  • @ajayaj2056
    @ajayaj2056 4 года назад +87

    Last 10 secs where literally epic😂

    • @ellaamoah
      @ellaamoah 4 года назад +3

      Frrr😂😂😂

    • @huseyincetin5414
      @huseyincetin5414 4 года назад +2

      Yes mate, my blood just frozen. I love this psycho Klopp. :D

  • @ancientknight9805
    @ancientknight9805 4 года назад +88

    4)"Age is just a number, I'm a mentality monster"😂😂😂😂😂😂
    5)"Hold wait for the offside flag, Attack"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    I'm finished

  • @ethantalksfooty3996
    @ethantalksfooty3996 4 года назад +177

    The one time they need dejan lovern back

    • @ethantalksfooty3996
      @ethantalksfooty3996 4 года назад +10

      @@myaccount2766 matip is going to be injured soon and gomez is so overrated

    • @aryansharma3561
      @aryansharma3561 4 года назад

      And he is still in the UCL 🙄

    • @shakoor3218
      @shakoor3218 4 года назад

      @Barcelona golden state but better than Barca one

    • @danielm.5859
      @danielm.5859 4 года назад +1

      Without Van Dijk Liverpool are Chelsea

    • @ethantalksfooty3996
      @ethantalksfooty3996 4 года назад

      @@danielm.5859 😂😂

  • @Jezzzzaaa
    @Jezzzzaaa 4 года назад +16

    0:14-0:28, VAMOSSSS! Never gets old.

  • @polaroide6274
    @polaroide6274 4 года назад +123

    Last week: How to replace Alisson
    This week: How to replace van dijk
    Next week: How to replace Salah?

    • @juliegoodenough1220
      @juliegoodenough1220 4 года назад +14

      If Salah gets injured this weekend then someone give this guy a statue

    • @yeburner
      @yeburner 4 года назад +5

      Don't even say it

    • @Pringles_can5
      @Pringles_can5 4 года назад +2

      I won't be surprised if this happens

    • @matthewlaunchbury265
      @matthewlaunchbury265 4 года назад +5

      our season is over if that happens

    • @runethfc
      @runethfc 4 года назад +5

      And in 2 weeks: how to replace mane

  • @LuzSCP
    @LuzSCP 4 года назад +66

    Sign Lovren back
    Oh wait, injured Van Dijk is still better.

    • @emiliou6898
      @emiliou6898 4 года назад +3

      That’s exactly what I was going to say

    • @21Nicolae
      @21Nicolae 4 года назад +1

      Rewatch both matches with man city from last season. Liv 3-1 City with Lovren, City 4-0 Liv with Gomez, where he’s at fault for at least 2 goals.

    • @mydadisinpfpepic1640
      @mydadisinpfpepic1640 4 года назад

      @@emiliou6898 STOP COPYING ME

  • @dark_5707
    @dark_5707 4 года назад +24

    3:16 Somewhere in Manchester
    Ederson for fear of Manè he hides

  • @varizza
    @varizza 4 года назад +138

    So it's okay to potentially break your opponent's knee as long as they are in offside position? Good to know

    • @michaelfordsham2715
      @michaelfordsham2715 4 года назад +4

      That is the rule ....although it it rarely happens

    • @adedamolaayo-onita8603
      @adedamolaayo-onita8603 4 года назад +3

      @@michaelfordsham2715 serious foul play is always a red card irrespective of whats happening on the field just like violent conduct

    • @liltone9614
      @liltone9614 3 года назад +1

      @@adedamolaayo-onita8603 yet Jordan Pickford was not sent off

  • @Pavanzan
    @Pavanzan 4 года назад +10

    Liverpool always. They have done everything they can ❤️. Van Dijk will come back stronger 🙏🏽

  • @CCGBacon17
    @CCGBacon17 4 года назад +26

    Apart from the fact Ramos is also injured after Cadiz

  • @gosbs6135
    @gosbs6135 4 года назад +9

    Liverpool with lovren 2020: 1 defeat
    Liverpool without lovren 2020: more defeats (?) XD

  • @fatimaali6826
    @fatimaali6826 4 года назад +12

    I love when the red card falls and allison still catches it

  • @FCBArko_
    @FCBArko_ 4 года назад +6

    Offside no red card
    -Jurgen Kloop,2020 😂😂

  • @GSSsimon
    @GSSsimon 4 года назад +8

    1:00 that leaf should be banned for life for that horrific tackle

  • @syrixbt69
    @syrixbt69 4 года назад +42

    I feel sad for Jugen klopp

    • @TacticalManager
      @TacticalManager 4 года назад +1

      don't worry. Klopp will buy Upamecano this winter :)

    • @Deoxzyzz
      @Deoxzyzz 4 года назад +6

      @@TacticalManager no way there are other clubs who wants him

    • @shakoor3218
      @shakoor3218 4 года назад

      @@Deoxzyzz hmmm, its easy just pay the release clause and if other clubs wanted him they would have done it in the summer plus whenever Liverpool want a player they will get him

    • @DareDevil-kj5sd
      @DareDevil-kj5sd 4 года назад

      @@shakoor3218 his 42m release clause will be activated next summer not january.... right now he has no release clause thats why every big club is waiting to get him for 42m next summer... and i dont think RB Leipzig will sell him in mid season

    • @kevincounihan2286
      @kevincounihan2286 4 года назад +2

      I dont. Let's fucking go pickford💙💙💙

  • @aryansharma3561
    @aryansharma3561 4 года назад +36

    I guess we could get Dejan lovren back as the Best CB and we already have ADRIAN as the Best GK. Adrian more like MADRIAN😂😂😂😂

  • @r3dd839
    @r3dd839 4 года назад +2

    3:11 "wait for the offside flag" ... that's funny 🤣🤣

  • @simstander5471
    @simstander5471 4 года назад +16

    “Wait for the offside flag” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Nduvho-Phophi
    @Nduvho-Phophi 4 года назад +3

    Jürgen is in my top 5 favorite characters in the 442oons line-up.

  • @Everydaybasicjoe
    @Everydaybasicjoe 4 года назад +4

    Thx for following my video idea keep up the great content👏🏾👏🏾

  • @joeaniekan4913
    @joeaniekan4913 4 года назад +4

    Nice vid
    Who else thinks 442oons needs subtitles

  • @miyazakisimping
    @miyazakisimping 4 года назад +1

    This was one of 442oons's best

  • @samuelwatson8043
    @samuelwatson8043 4 года назад +13

    0:16 Ramos joins LFC 🤣🤣🤣
    2:41 Klopp plays for LFC 😅

  • @AlexRecks
    @AlexRecks 4 года назад +1

    442Toons' Jürgen Klopp is the funniest shit on that whole miniverse. I still crack up every time I watch the 10 Things about Lewa: "THEN WHY DID YOU GO ON A FREE TO OUR BIGGEST RIVALS YOU SON OF A BITCH".

  • @MrHulemannen
    @MrHulemannen 4 года назад +2

    Klopp's duplicating "Neck massage" at 2:19 :O

  • @ronosullivan6068
    @ronosullivan6068 4 года назад +3

    442oons outdid themselves on this one😂👏😂👏😂👏😂😂

  • @pareshjailall7748
    @pareshjailall7748 4 года назад +3

    That last one thou 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dead laughing

  • @football4life886
    @football4life886 4 года назад +62

    N0 1:
    Sign upmacano from RB Leipzig for 80+ mill

    • @LoftusBlake
      @LoftusBlake 4 года назад +1

      He not coming Liverpool

    • @scp-vp9uu
      @scp-vp9uu 4 года назад +2

      This sounds like another maguire

    • @scp-vp9uu
      @scp-vp9uu 4 года назад

      @@LoftusBlake he could in January

    • @LoftusBlake
      @LoftusBlake 4 года назад +1

      @@scp-vp9uu he won't

    • @LoftusBlake
      @LoftusBlake 4 года назад +1

      @dan olu you not getting him

  • @CarlosC0311
    @CarlosC0311 4 года назад +2

    2:06 Ajax makes twelve now after five minutes 😂

  • @RIYAD74PRODUCTIONS
    @RIYAD74PRODUCTIONS 4 года назад +1

    *5 WAYS TO REPLACE VAN DIJK AT LIVERPOOL*
    1. Emergency Signing (0:07)
    2. Use the squad (0:36)
    3. Painkillers (1:40)
    4. Emergency Centre-Back (2:26)
    5. Operation Anfield execution (2:52)

  • @Koppter42
    @Koppter42 4 года назад +1

    Lol the bits with Kornmayer are my favourite

  • @2021R-l4d
    @2021R-l4d 4 года назад +1

    Yall always make the best RUclips videos

  • @mustafagulmez5749
    @mustafagulmez5749 4 года назад +15

    i am a city fan but i really feel sad for vvd
    get well soon vvd

  • @jaraldina688
    @jaraldina688 4 года назад +8

    Best idea:(possibly cheap )
    Sign Van Dijk's Brother
    He is a bodyguard 💪
    He can guard weak Adian I suppose in the goal😂

  • @limsimon221
    @limsimon221 4 года назад +1

    I loved the last plan, injure opponent best player when he is offside. Ingenious...😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sayyamnasir8080
    @sayyamnasir8080 4 года назад +2

    Sometimes I can't think of words to describe your work, great vid man😂😂😂👍🏻

  • @rdcongo17
    @rdcongo17 4 года назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    0:15, 0:20, 0:23, 0:27

  • @l.r9443
    @l.r9443 4 года назад +47

    Guys, I know how to replace Virgil.
    *Resign Klavan*

    • @thatayrellguy3023
      @thatayrellguy3023 4 года назад +5

      Lord Klavan.......i actually dont care,he is decent for us as a back up

    • @lollipop1890
      @lollipop1890 4 года назад

      I would like that because he is from my country

    • @Rids07
      @Rids07 4 года назад +1

      All hail lord klavan

    • @rohithraman6488
      @rohithraman6488 4 года назад

      @@lollipop1890 Which country is that?

    • @lollipop1890
      @lollipop1890 4 года назад

      @@rohithraman6488 Estonia

  • @FCBArko_
    @FCBArko_ 4 года назад +3

    Call the Pep's witch doctor who can switch body souls😂😂

  • @jzkey1785
    @jzkey1785 3 года назад +2

    1:58 that is so creepy lol

  • @ZakwanYuni17
    @ZakwanYuni17 4 года назад +1

    0:00 5 ways Liverpool can replace Virgil Van Djik. *CRIES LIKE A BABY*

  • @orennsystem5076
    @orennsystem5076 4 года назад +1

    If anyone is wondering, the second jurgen klopp’s name is andreas kornmayer, he is the fitness coach for liverpool and he doesn’t look like klopp anymore

  • @laxmimelty8863
    @laxmimelty8863 4 года назад

    0:58 The fact that Matip is injured again after playing just one game after 7 months makes this video more funnier

  • @austinsmith1864
    @austinsmith1864 4 года назад

    WAIT FOR THE OFFSIDE FLAG, I died laughing 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Aj-bz9uo
    @Aj-bz9uo 4 года назад +2

    “Gomez is playing like peak lovren “😂

  • @jameskavese6685
    @jameskavese6685 4 года назад +1

    0:24 Who else misses that song Mo Salah Mo Salah Mo Salaaaa running down the wing

  • @vntechy5998
    @vntechy5998 4 года назад +1

    Klopp's voice is Oscar winning

  • @nunkal-habsy2081
    @nunkal-habsy2081 4 года назад +1

    Andreas Kornmayer trying so hard to be Klopp 😂

  • @kevinrodriguezosorio
    @kevinrodriguezosorio 3 года назад +2

    2021 Thiago injures Kane like in 3:20

  • @Frostyz-LF
    @Frostyz-LF 3 года назад +3

    0:18 LMFAOOO

  • @sumerrana6805
    @sumerrana6805 4 года назад +3

    I'm laughing and crying at the same time

  • @Ace-cc2wl
    @Ace-cc2wl 4 года назад +1

    The last one though 😂 😂

  • @diamondxmen
    @diamondxmen 8 месяцев назад

    “I MEANT ME MILLY! AGE IS JUST A NUMBER! I’M A MENTALITY MONSTER! JAAAAAAAAA!” 🤣🤣

  • @samirasalmin7069
    @samirasalmin7069 3 года назад

    Jurgen Klopp looking at James Milner on a modern Ovie Ejaria kit?
    That’s so funny

  • @neelabhraroy4238
    @neelabhraroy4238 4 года назад

    That emergency centre-back option should've been the last one. Nothing better than shouts of "Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" to be the final touch😛

  • @shakoor3218
    @shakoor3218 4 года назад +2

    Tbf Rhys Williams looked really good when he played next to VVD maybe chuck him in

  • @randyng8409
    @randyng8409 4 года назад +5

    Apparently david coote did not know he could recommend a red car to michael oliver 👀

  • @S-A-M-
    @S-A-M- 4 года назад +1

    2.55
    Exercise can sometimes turn into execution

  • @acoknitteruntemha
    @acoknitteruntemha 3 года назад

    "oh ja, haha, that little neck massage is out little secret, okay?." lmao hahahah

  • @b157s5
    @b157s5 4 года назад +5

    Too easy - sign Raheem Sterling. He has good clearances

  • @jace5964
    @jace5964 4 года назад +4

    I’m a mentality monster 😂😂😂

  • @cornertakenquicklyorigi3282
    @cornertakenquicklyorigi3282 4 года назад

    I was dying at the last one!🤣

  • @maritheresereyes
    @maritheresereyes 4 года назад +1

    This one's a classic! Klopp beating up Ramos's red card and JK 2.0! 🤣

  • @HoangTanDatVietnam
    @HoangTanDatVietnam 2 года назад

    Vamos moment
    0:15
    0:20
    0:23
    0:27

  • @dr.phlosion7485
    @dr.phlosion7485 4 года назад +1

    Honestly i'd love to see Klopp as a Center Back for like one Game just for the Fun 😂

  • @asquad9087
    @asquad9087 4 года назад +5

    Rip Liverpool’s Title hopes September 2020- October 2020

  • @joksterpoksterpodcast2177
    @joksterpoksterpodcast2177 3 года назад

    The magic brownies that were painkillers 😂😂😂🤣

  • @cafer2519
    @cafer2519 4 года назад

    Honestly this one is a piece of art. Hilarious all the way 😂

  • @FCBArko_
    @FCBArko_ 4 года назад +1

    Use the world's best deffender
    Dejan Lovren😂😂

  • @alexkostuk1011
    @alexkostuk1011 4 года назад

    I was very impressed about the whole video but the fifth was fascinating.

  • @all.things.footy187
    @all.things.footy187 4 года назад +3

    the last one is class, 😂😂

  • @deveshmittal2310
    @deveshmittal2310 4 года назад +1

    Nice Video

  • @mozorojo
    @mozorojo 4 года назад

    The 5th Way is Lit 🔥😂😂😂

  • @Shadow5849R
    @Shadow5849R 4 года назад +1

    Tbh the last one makes the most sense

  • @dixonkwong5004
    @dixonkwong5004 4 года назад +3

    Thought Lovren will appear in this video.

  • @aroundtheworldwithfootball4460
    @aroundtheworldwithfootball4460 4 года назад +4

    0:31 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @amjadmusheer3080
    @amjadmusheer3080 4 года назад

    number 5 is spot-on idea LMAO

  • @groundnutgaming
    @groundnutgaming 4 года назад

    Matip getting injured is the best thing I have seen on this channel.

  • @mariewyatt2303
    @mariewyatt2303 4 года назад +1

    Van Dijk got what he deserved for setting up a howler in the 18/19 season

  • @krisgordon3116
    @krisgordon3116 4 года назад

    I LOVE the last 3.💥💥💥

  • @zuhalinizainal6775
    @zuhalinizainal6775 4 года назад

    I like how in 1:16 and 2:50 when Jurgen klopp hates Jurgen klopp 2.0 that was funny.

  • @lakshyavason1326
    @lakshyavason1326 4 года назад

    That wait for offside thing was funny

  • @farooquiumair4411
    @farooquiumair4411 4 года назад +1

    VAR check, Offside, No red card. Boom

  • @tanyavondegurechaff5738
    @tanyavondegurechaff5738 4 года назад

    The last minute are amazing lol

  • @promzkingz
    @promzkingz 4 года назад +5

    Fun fact Milner has played cb before

  • @Requeim4Hope
    @Requeim4Hope 3 года назад +1

    Funniest thing is that Thiago did actually injured Harry Kane

  • @G17x
    @G17x 4 года назад

    😂😂😂This is actually too good lol

  • @petrtomica1709
    @petrtomica1709 4 года назад

    Great video

  • @tabishhussain9916
    @tabishhussain9916 4 года назад

    The Ramos one was the best😂😂😂

  • @ibraheemmalik11
    @ibraheemmalik11 4 года назад +1

    ❤ Keep this up

  • @ankitmukherjee520
    @ankitmukherjee520 4 года назад

    Who gets this creative ideas.?? U guys are great😂🤣

  • @HoangTanDatVietnam
    @HoangTanDatVietnam 2 года назад

    0:00
    Klopp: 5 ways to replace Virgil Van Dijk😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭