Someone should make a virus that removes the “You need to activate windows” message in the corner on inactivated windows, and show a message “You need to deactivate Windows” on legal copies.
Reminds me of that part in Papers Please where someone tries to plant a bomb and when the guard sees it he just starts ranting about how low quality and poorly produced it is.
he aborted the shutdown then started the windows explorer again technically every program was shut down including the trojan but he started the pc again
These “malware” dont even bother to delete random system files or just destroy computer to whatever extent. Prank software at best imo, or should I say, prank script? Thanks Enderman for delivering this.
I know. Forkbomb .bat viruses are easy to make, just do a multi use .bat virus, that opens itself, forkbombs, disables internet and antivirus, copy itself to startup, mess system and more, in compatibility tab just make it run as admin
4:15 what's funny is that I used that software before. what's dirty about it is that the stuff you """""compile""""" with it only works on your pc. if you attempt to use it on any other, it won't work and it will force you to buy the pro license to remove it
@@T1MAGEDDON Agreed. These were basically all just things written by script kiddies who watched a video on how to write a virus in Visual Basic with no actual computer knowledge on how to do any real damage.
@@GogiRegion i wanna make some malware and send it to him though im 11 and i have no clue how to code. im not gonna watch a short tutorial and go "oh ok ima make some garbage and send it"
@@DatBoi_TheGudBIAS .bat is not Visual Basic! But %0 is batch for the active task, pipe %0 tells that to run itself again, so you get a loop of processes.
“It’s been a while since I made a video about the trash malware people send me” God, that’s nearing Michael Reeves levels of “the things you send me are fucking awful” and i love it
Someone should hook him up with actually decent malware. It doesn't take too much to build an AV-resistant executable that hands full control over to some yokel with a copy of msf...
Nah nah, it just slowly and painfully cycles your desktop through every frame of rickroll while removing every icon Edit: You can still use the files, they’re just all renamed “gottem” with no icon so you have to guess what’s what, hope you memorized!
Make it happen at random intervals, force itself to be the top thing open, zero way to minimize it, and make it like half a second per character for 10 minutes to be truly evil.
i accidentally found a way to skip the OOBE in windows 10, while its at the "getting ready" screen you need to restart. then it will give you an error but you can shift+f10 this screen so run explorer and your in. please im just 8 and i dont feel like testing it again:).
@@theairblow Also, according to the ToS, "if you are a minor in your country, you must always have your parent or guardian’s permission before using the Service" which means he can legally have an account.
@@VoAviation, afaik children under 13 should use RUclips for Kids, and this video is not marked as "content for children", so he faked his birthday when he registered an account
@@kronoseqq 1. You REALLY don't need it to be a EXE, if you want a EXE, do some actual coding like C or Visual Basic or something, not Batch 2. Did you make one of those """viruses""" by any chance?
Why do people always label their not-so-good malware (can you even call a forkbomb malware?) as a virus? Viruses hide themselves in other files, none of those "viruses" hid themselves in other files. (And most of them were just boring forkbombs.)
Great video, I really like how you know how to act in those situations, I know it shouldn't be too hard if you know what you're doing. But yea I'd probs be helpess, but I'm also planning to go learn programming in the future so maybe then I'll understand better what you're doing :D
Seeing "viruses" made using Batch and VBS scripts genuinely reminds me of how I got started off. These were just as about as dime-a-dozen and easily fixable as those were, and I was 9 when I made them.
@@rogehmarbi yeah he took a break for like a whole year because his daughter was sick but he is back now. I haven't been watching him nearly as long as you
The real malware are the ones making such garbage, specially that hardcore among us fan. I swear I've seen worse. What a waste of time. Thats the only thing being corrupted here.
“This is a sham, viewers.”
_”I don’t even see a sham.”_
Lol😂
Verified youtuber hunt
Yo pixel
I was a big fan of you
lol
E-mail: "Here's my virus. It seriously destroys the PC"
Built-in e-mail Avast: f r e e o f v i r u s e s
When even Avast knows the virus is trash
I'm proud of France, my country.
Free of viruses or free viruses?🤔
@@unstoppableluckq9985 More like, free of content. That shit is trash lmaooo
@@choppergunner8650 yessirrr agreeddd
Someone should make a virus that removes the “You need to activate windows” message in the corner on inactivated windows, and show a message “You need to deactivate Windows” on legal copies.
yes
exactly! just modify it instead of removing.
Please
oh fuck yea
I'll do it.
He is the Gordon Ramsay of malware
The virus is fuckin RAW
Where's the malware sauce?!
sdfg
BRUH I ACTUALLY COMMENTED IN THE COMMENTS WITHOUT LOOKING FOR THE COMMENTS IF IT'S ALREADY HERE XDDDDDDD
The malware tastes like fuckin shit you idiot XD
malware in 2010s: stronk
malware in 2020s: please run as admin!1!1!1!
Malware 2010: i renamed every folder
I encrypted everything
Malware 2020: yOuR ComPiler is UnlIcensEd
@idk what to put here *2023
2010: ALL YOUR FILES HAVE BEEN ENCRYPTED
2020: tHiS PrOgRaM WaS MaDe wItH An uNlIcEnSeD CoMpIlEr
@Inky! • 800y ago *2069
One time a friend of mine got a virus that changed every file to a PDF
Reminds me of that part in Papers Please where someone tries to plant a bomb and when the guard sees it he just starts ranting about how low quality and poorly produced it is.
Oh yeah lmao, that's one of my favorite events in all of Papers, Please
Me: "Hey these viruses aren't actually that bad"
Enderman: "Disgusting"
Me: "Disgusting"
Most of them were simple e-bombs so yea they're pretty bad
@@talkinglukashenko4303 sorry dude got little stressed
@@imthebestblackmen it's ok
@@talkinglukashenko4303 ruclips.net/video/BPd5ynwVOSg/видео.html
Copy cat
Imagine needing to tell your victim to run your .exe file as an administrator because you were too lazy to figure it out.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
fas
Indeed. Like that wouldn't be suspicious.
ikr
@T3ch M4hst3r school computers or work or non admin users will have to sign in to a user
Baby shark Trojan: “HAHAHAHAHAHA, I SIGNED YOU OUT OF YOUR PC-“
Enderman: (pulls task manager out, and ends task.)
technically all that did was end explorer and enderman restarted it so
you need to use SHUTDOWN /p to make it not give a warning
clad
he aborted the shutdown then started the windows explorer again
technically every program was shut down including the trojan but he started the pc again
Everyone:brain damage
Enderman, an intellectual: *I n t e l l e c t u a l d a m a g e *
@@minecraftify95 yes i know because i often even play minecraft so thats cool that he is a mob
@@minecraftify95 everyone knows what minecraft is for fucks sake
wooosh
*"Ugh what am i thinking"*
*"It's a website made by a Toddler"*
LMAO
@Yeroc 64 no you kid,it was a fuckin joke
well, it did indeed look like that
it was on a generic website host aswell
they used wix 💀💀
@@neofox2526 they don't know about Glitch and how to code in HTML 🗿
@@RealUniCat Replit is better
These “malware” dont even bother to delete random system files or just destroy computer to whatever extent. Prank software at best imo, or should I say, prank script?
Thanks Enderman for delivering this.
"Sent from Mail for Windows 10"
immediate red flag
That thumbnail is a work of art
As always.
Yes
"I am not the Error Ramware, guys."
"HE IS THE ERROR RAMWARE!"
When the .bat is SUS 😳😳
XD
Mogus referenc???????
getout.
@@Barzz no u hahaha
amalware us
This video is spitting out so much roast I can smell the ashes through my PC
underrated comment
@@basedSkeleton rated comment
@@basedSkeleton comment comment
A fucking comment
@@DyingSimulator⠀
When a kid makes malware:
I know.
Forkbomb .bat viruses are easy to make, just do a multi use .bat virus, that opens itself, forkbombs, disables internet and antivirus, copy itself to startup, mess system and more, in compatibility tab just make it run as admin
amogus
@@Versuffe Yeah, and just don't put references to any songs made for babies.
@@delinep7286 baby shark has 7.8 billion views...
Jajajaja its treu
-4:44
when the virus doesn't even get recognized by your AV, you know you've done something wrong...
Garbage Malware:
Malware from Indian "Microsoft Technicians": *O_O*
@@Sophron. Lol
Your profile picture killed me xd
@@joacogg_yt xd
L0p p
@@Random3DAnimations da fuq?
4:15
what's funny is that I used that software before.
what's dirty about it is that the stuff you """""compile""""" with it only works on your pc.
if you attempt to use it on any other, it won't work and it will force you to buy the pro license to remove it
What software?
@@UriahStuffBAT2EXE.
That 1 dislike is the creator of one of those trash malwares.
well i get why theyd be mad, they mightve worked rlly hard on it just to get trashed in a video by the guy they sent it to
7 now
@@pancakes4795 these aren’t hard to make
35
@@_Crazyman109 i know but these are obviously beginners, god knows how long it took them to find out how to code in cmd prompt
"this site might be sus"
*amogus*
amogus
Hi I'm the creator of the very very (harmless) virus, I'm here to tell you im happy you got the joke :-)
🤣🤣
1:36 "Garanti sans virus"
thats so "good" that the email can't detect it
1:36
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Avast:
NoPe NoT a ViRuS
I love how this guy reacts to programs made to literally trash a person's computer like they're barely a mild inconvenience
because they're really not that destructive, worst they can do is bluescreen due to how much junk they run at once
@@T1MAGEDDON Agreed. These were basically all just things written by script kiddies who watched a video on how to write a virus in Visual Basic with no actual computer knowledge on how to do any real damage.
@@GogiRegion i wanna make some malware and send it to him though im 11 and i have no clue how to code. im not gonna watch a short tutorial and go "oh ok ima make some garbage and send it"
@@teresapacura4418 please don't post your age online
@@epicmanpog7846 uh what is that gonna do lol
Omg thank you! This was an extremely useful and simple tutorial. I'm not sure if I would have been able to install without it
Here's one for you:
Create a batch file, and put "%0 | %0" in it (without quotes)
run it, and be greeted with the smallest fork bomb out there.
Now I'm curious, idk shit about vb
I see 2 0s so I assume dats a division by 0?
Run this in your phone:
*_boom() { boom|boom & }; boom_*
@@dustytuxIt’s actually :(){:|:&};:
@@DatBoi_TheGudBIAS .bat is not Visual Basic! But %0 is batch for the active task, pipe %0 tells that to run itself again, so you get a loop of processes.
Most of this malware was mostly harmless fork bombs that just make the computer get really laggy and eventually crash.
that baby shark "virus" is seriously very annoying though
“It’s been a while since I made a video about the trash malware people send me”
God, that’s nearing Michael Reeves levels of “the things you send me are fucking awful” and i love it
when I saw "this site may be sus" part of me died
amogus
Lol I felt the same when I made it :-)
@@littletonlover1619 YO-
Send me the bat file and I will totally improve it, maybe?@@littletonlover1619
1:46 that reminds me of one of the msg boxes in MEMZ ☺
Yes
sameE
1:06 this inspired me to make a fork bomb that spams “you have been fake prank not virused” in cmd
Next, make a “Awesome Malware” video with those intentional trash malware.
Someone should hook him up with actually decent malware. It doesn't take too much to build an AV-resistant executable that hands full control over to some yokel with a copy of msf...
I just wanna make a malware that occasionally opens notepad and types gibberish slowly.
Nah nah, it just slowly and painfully cycles your desktop through every frame of rickroll while removing every icon
Edit: You can still use the files, they’re just all renamed “gottem” with no icon so you have to guess what’s what, hope you memorized!
Make it happen at random intervals, force itself to be the top thing open, zero way to minimize it, and make it like half a second per character for 10 minutes to be truly evil.
Baby sharkware lol
The best way to overcome addiction to baby shark for your young siblings.
Wow, this is kind of stuff one would create in primary school
Video is up again! Yay!
Edit: Now I don't have to watch that reupload again! Phew! Also, I'm the first to comment on this reinstated video!
Viruses: We are gonna destroy pc's
Enderman with task manager:Am i a joke to you?
i accidentally found a way to skip the OOBE in windows 10, while its at the "getting ready" screen you need to restart. then it will give you an error but you can shift+f10 this screen so run explorer and your in. please im just 8 and i dont feel like testing it again:).
You're legally not allowed to have a Google account.
@@theairblow who gives a crap
@@theairblow smh man let the kid enjoy
@@theairblow Also, according to the ToS, "if you are a minor in your country, you must always have your parent or guardian’s permission before using the Service" which means he can legally have an account.
@@VoAviation, afaik children under 13 should use RUclips for Kids, and this video is not marked as "content for children", so he faked his birthday when he registered an account
0:56 calculator jumpscare
This guy is savage, he is just roasting everyone lmao
To me, the Baby Shark one is like the cheap version of the 000 virus.
4:53 When the site is sus 😳
(insert jerma face)
I made the website lol
1:31
“this is my first malware”
“guaranteed without virus”
LMAOAOAOOA
It’s Garanti sans virus 💀
These chapter names are amazing lol
in terms of
I love the error say baby shark doddododododdodododod!!! Lol that was funny
Plot twist: The malware was meant to cause intellectual damage instead of property damage.
"Sans virus" *why is wanna cry playing megalovania*
"Hi!This is my first malware! It seriously destroys your PC!"
Me: I regret seeing this.
🥚🥚🥚🥚 Happy Easter! 🥚🥚🥚🥚
:(
But idk how to turn a batch to executable legitly
@@kronoseqq are you one of the guys who made malware on this video?
@@kronoseqq
1. You REALLY don't need it to be a EXE, if you want a EXE, do some actual coding like C or Visual Basic or something, not Batch
2. Did you make one of those """viruses""" by any chance?
3:56 thats my favorite song!
Why do people always label their not-so-good malware (can you even call a forkbomb malware?) as a virus? Viruses hide themselves in other files, none of those "viruses" hid themselves in other files. (And most of them were just boring forkbombs.)
4:58 Amogus Garry's mod... My dream has come true!!!
5:23
What...
Oh no, not again!
the sequel to one of the best videos on the channel
When the malware doesn't damage your PC but damages your intellectual capacity instead
When the site is sus.😳😳😳😳😳
widows
*mirrorsoft widows*
virus: "you can't defeat me with any antivirus"
antivirus: "oh, I know but he can"
He: Enderman
I love you're vids. They inspire me a lot because my dad dosent let me install virtual box. Also keep up the good work!
your*
@@TtEL thanks for the correction.
your'e* @@TtEL
That unliscenced compiler shit hits hard. Same thing happened to me bruh
Great video, I really like how you know how to act in those situations, I know it shouldn't be too hard if you know what you're doing. But yea I'd probs be helpess, but I'm also planning to go learn programming in the future so maybe then I'll understand better what you're doing :D
ctrl+shift+esc for taskmgr then you just cancel shutdown with shutdown -a and restart explorer
guy: "here's my virus:(download link)"
enderman: "the guy was humble and nice"
“This site may be sus” is easily the best part of the video
Seeing "viruses" made using Batch and VBS scripts genuinely reminds me of how I got started off. These were just as about as dime-a-dozen and easily fixable as those were, and I was 9 when I made them.
hot take: if you don't know how to use a vm, you shouldn't be making malware
“I don’t expect much from one .vbs script”
ILOVEYOU and Melissa viruses:
“Am i a joke to you?”
3:55 2013 flashbacks
Enderman: If i could read your grammar
Also Endaerman's tags: #endermanch
🥶😭🤗🪆🙈😂🤢🙆🫂😻👄😅😆🥺😸🈶☹️👁️♥️🐼🤯🤔❤️🤬😱🐶🥰✌️👿🦈🦕💟🛌🙄🦷😹
I'm so sad.... there was this one song you used to use a ton, but now I can't find it anymore.
0:40 Vbs scrips can run PowerShell commands that could use a UAC bypass to edit registry and all sorts with administrator privileges
good video
haven't watched it yet, but you can't go wrong with enderman
Virus: ye ye baby shark dododooo haha have fun with a broken pc
Enderman: **deletes all baby shark files**
Virus: u weren't supposed to do that
5:36 pause, screenshot, read on the toilet
Enderman: Garbage malwares
The programmers that worked hard for that: (sad noises)
"hard"
"worked"
I would love to see reviews of the good ones that your viewers have made! I'd be happy to submit my own too
Me : pls test my virus
Enderman : not responding
This is one of my favorite series.
Hey! Its me, the guy who made gmod free cracked. Lemme say that now im a pc game modder, cgi animator, and vfx artist!
Great to see the video back again!
that baby_shark trojan somewhat was good, and the death virus was also great!
1:20 that sync
real
Nobody : hey man check the garbages we made
Enderman: i have diabetics now
'
day one of asking for a danooct1 collab
Danooct still active these days? Used to watch him like 6-7 years ago along with TomKTW
@@rogehmarbi yeah he took a break for like a whole year because his daughter was sick but he is back now. I haven't been watching him nearly as long as you
The song from the album was called Space Queen
2:55 BAbY ShaRk DOdoDodODoododododoOdDoDDodoODO
To this day i havent seen enderman make a "good virus" , but only him complaining.
The cal.vbs is my virus lol 😂
Eh
@@TheIndianRoaster Eh
@Lucas Zhu I know how to use a *VM* but I wanted to be in his video lol 😂
@Lucas Zhu I use VMware
I lost my sh*t at 4:36. I CAN'T ESCAPE EVEN USING ENDERMEN
"garry's mod cracked"
4 year olds: *s u s*
Lol true - from the creator (me)
I did get a “your pc will restart in 1 minute” then I got a recovery screen for low memory LOL
claim your:
I watched the whole video
ticket here
I'll take it
Stfu
About half of it pleas
claimed
I'll take it B)
The real malware are the ones making such garbage, specially that hardcore among us fan. I swear I've seen worse. What a waste of time. Thats the only thing being corrupted here.
2:10 discord? send link lol kürbis
"Probably a website made by a toddler"
**Proceeds to download**
Im suprised someone just didnt write in a .bat file
"del system32" lol it works
Yes you are back with Old series
2:33 is my birthday :O
Nice
It has just benn your birthday
5:24 - Forkbombed again
What happened to malwat.ch and why are you developing malwarewatch.org?
He’s just trying to solve who asked with math