There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's the matter?" The man says, "I found out my brother is gay and marrying my best friend." The next day the same man comes in and orders 12 shots of whiskey. The bartenders asks, "What's wrong this time?" The man says, "I found out that my son is gay." The next day the same man comes in the bar and orders 15 shots of whiskey. Then the bartender asks, "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?" The man looks up and says, "Apprently my wife does."
An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R&R and was on a train bound for London. The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well-dressed middle-aged lady and was being used by her little dog. The war weary soldier asked, "Please, ma'am, may I sit in that seat?" The English woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, "You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my little Fifi is using that seat?" The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog. Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there? I'm very tired." The English woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant. Imagine!" The soldier didn't say anything else; he leaned over, picked up the little dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat. The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her and chastise the soldier. An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up, "You know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window."
So I guess I am the only person here to watch a 3 year old vid just to relive old memories, huh? (But honestly, I'm so happy to see Adam now, much happier :)
Well, it isnt 3 minutes, but let's just understand the kid and round it off. If that person's a four year old, let's say he can't really type. As older people, let's just try to understand them. Sorry for the grammar.
I looked at the thumbnail... Where is Barney? Barneys here, I mean he is a nobody but he is still here! #neverforgetthepurpledinoretard That was too long, how about this #nvrforgettehbrny
It Feels So Weird Watching this, Knowing What Happened over the past year, Never once did I Think that This would all end one day, but like Everything in life, It does.
Mad Max had to face the facts. He had to pay Minecraft tax because he installed hax. Max wore slacks in stacks and his shoes made a bunch a clacks, so he had to go backs to the store.
7:56 Red: I don't even have any videos! Ah, ha! I KNEW it! He was faking it this whole time! He's NOT a RUclips sensation! I knew it all along, but no-one would believe me... Actually, I did believe he was a RUclips sensation. I mean, are you kidding me? How is anyone supposed to tell he's not when he so awesome? My fingers hurt from all this typing... I'm gonna go watch RUclips Sensation RedVaktor.
whatya gonna do, shoot me? " the famous last words of adam.
Huddah Dragon King i read that as it happend lol
I CAN'T BELIEVE I WAS THE MURDERER THE WHOLE TIME
😂
my gerd
spoiler!
Lol when sky's intro is him being the murderer 😍😍😍😍 ur awesome Nick!
i dont like. but your crafting dead is good. i like max
I was at Walmart, and I saw a movie called Mad Max: the Road to Fury, and I legit considered stealing it and sending it to Max.
No, don’t steal it ,buy it and send it to max
Max is Back! Now we just need Ross! :D #BringBackWeenie
Watch the latest Cops and Robbers. It features YourPalRoss!
#bringbackweenie
Sorry Ross left the offices
+Death Rock dude he didn't
Look at couch potatoes
Adam, you should have THIS type of murder with Max, Shelby, Ross, and Nick.
Max, Megan, runk, nick
There was this man who walked into a bar and says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey. The bartender asks, "What's the matter?" The man says, "I found out my brother is gay and marrying my best friend." The next day the same man comes in and orders 12 shots of whiskey. The bartenders asks, "What's wrong this time?" The man says, "I found out that my son is gay." The next day the same man comes in the bar and orders 15 shots of whiskey. Then the bartender asks, "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?" The man looks up and says, "Apprently my wife does."
An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R&R and was on a train bound for London. The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well-dressed middle-aged lady and was being used by her little dog. The war weary soldier asked, "Please, ma'am, may I sit in that seat?" The English woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, "You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my little Fifi is using that seat?" The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog. Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there? I'm very tired." The English woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant. Imagine!" The soldier didn't say anything else; he leaned over, picked up the little dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat. The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her and chastise the soldier. An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up, "You know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window."
+elder1027 what happens next!!!!???!
OMG XD THIS IS HILARIOU
+Emo.Otaku Productions HILARIOUS*
it is funny and sad at the same time....
is he gay..I mean everyone else is but is he
I AM SO HAPPY TO SEE MAX AGAIN!!!
Same
Sammmmmmmeeeeee
me too
The return of MAD MAX
YESS AH MIS DAT DUDE X3
I almost thought the title said Mermaid Man vs Barnacle Boy.
lol
XD
XD hahahah
XD
What XD I said ......
9:01
Sky to red: SHOOT ME
Red: *Shoots him*
Sky: Why'd you do that?!
The literal funniest moment in this entire video for me. XD
So I guess I am the only person here to watch a 3 year old vid just to relive old memories, huh? (But honestly, I'm so happy to see Adam now, much happier :)
Having Max in a video again was great! I don't need to see him all the time, but it's nice to have Mad Max around, as well as Ross.
I had to reload this video seven times, and I had to retype this comment four times. Thanks AT&T, I wish I was never your customer.
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!!!!!!!! HES BAAAAACK!!!! IM SO HAPPYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
Well, he's just collaborating. He's not in the offices again.
Darksphere7 this is true. 😐
yah
it would be nice tho if they did another video together just for old times sake...
Here 6 years later and I still love watching them 😢 what a childhood to watch these guys during the OG times
I wish that they played like this, with no worries and the games not serious...I love these old videos because they were careless and just had fun.
i knew max wouldn't leave us :D
He still let the offices. But, it doesn't mean that they still won't play together.
+Ace O' Shades *left
max is a fax machine full of tax, when people joke he turns into mad max.
Tru he is mad sad bad max, but also fax tax and crax max
Yay
NNNNNOOOOOOOO! RED UPLOADED A VIDEO! HE IS NO LONGER A RUclips SENSATION!!!!!
NOOOOOO
+Valerie Sings*sniff* i know, it's a travesty.
He is now the youtube god.
+TheKawaii Llama maybe, but sky has the diamond youtube button, so yeah.
BOTH MAX AND RED READ MY COMMENTS! I pointed out on one recent vid that neither of them uploaded a vid! So they're technically not RUclips sensations
I HAVE AN AMAZING JOKE
MY LIFE
Ahaha that's a really good joke
+Funny Player XD
YOUR SO FUNNY!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
~Moo Snuckel 2015
This is just to clarify the best joke ever
Max: "Oh, that's unfortunate?"
That made me laugh everytime!
like-nothing happens
dislike-nothing happens
ignore-nothing happens.
Have a nice day. Lol.
Abby the PopularMMOs Fan No
Abby Massey, reply-nothing happens
Are people watching this in 2019 😂 9:00 hilarious 😂
Adams laugh is so contagious! 😂
Sky: "Just get all up in his face like, WEEWOO!!"
Adam did a good job of pretending to not be the murderer(ererererererer). He totally nailed Nick and Max at the end of the round!
Max: We're not even at 3 mins of the video you already said it.
Me: Uhmmmm.... It's already 2:55
willy ching yeah that's not 3 mins.. 4 year olds these days.. get off RUclips
ReaX Slays45 well i mean...if ya round it off its 3 mins? Ik the comments old.
ILoveCookiesSoGG ROBLOX :P I was about to say round it but like I'm later than u
Well, it isnt 3 minutes, but let's just understand the kid and round it off. If that person's a four year old, let's say he can't really type. As older people, let's just try to understand them. Sorry for the grammar.
yeah not three minutes technically 55 not 59
Red: Guys... I’m dead.
Max: That’s unfortunate.
I went on a field trip and we saw the dogs. We would get a prize if we could remember the dogs names. The 3 dogs we Aaron, Vegas and
Ronnie!!!!! 😅
Were*
Aaron!!!!
+Charlenne Cute WHY DID HE HAVE TO DID 😭
+Charlenne Cute yes mystreet
AND WHAT!? i need to know!
Adam: Finally I have a 🔪🗡
Red: NO!!!
Adam: (laughing)😂😂😂😂
Can't believe they predicted the man behind the slaughter in this video
ikr, they were laughing about “the purple guy” in all the murder videos, can’t believe i didn’t notice lol
Read my comment on this video please
Relatively aggravated Maxwell, relatively aggravated Maxwell, relatively aggravated Maxwell, relatively aggravated Maxwell, relatively aggravated Maxwell.
come on guys help me
WE WANT MORE MURDERRRRRR
Yeahhh
get this man to the top o comments
no! we need more SAPPER!
but yeah murder is funny and we want more
Yay MURDER IS FUN!!
I won't let have you have the satisfaction of killing me! *walks into the knife.*
Who's watching in 2017? REwatching minecraft murders.
2020 chief
"RUclips sensation Cabbage"
yo thx 4 appreciating my content
Max tacks for my stack of racks with packs of slacks for mad max. Keep up the amazing work my friend.
Sky- * looks at windows* we have a couple posters
WHERE IS ROSS!?!?
RedVacktor, OrangeVacktor, BlueVacktor, PurpleVacktor, GreenVacktor...was Red any other colours?
Max: I have nothing to hide
Me: be a BUTT KNIGHT!!!!!
LL
^
|
The last one was an arrow for Apple.
+Abbykate Monroe how u du dat??? (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄
+Inkosaurs!!! !!!! ヽ(｀Д´)ﾉ
+Micky Bautista (￣ε ￣)
ever since sky stopped youtube i just kpt going wee woo and wheezy and the hyperventilating i do all at school at home anywhere
He said to try and say relatively aggravating Maxwell. I did it. Do I have problems??
Who ever disliked this fell asleep on their keyboard
I agree totally zzzzz oh no
Or just decided to like the vid upside down 👍🏻👍🏻
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo oh wait where did the dragon I was fighting go oh nvm I fell asleep
Is that an insult? I can't tell.
Adam who is you're least favorite person in the office
31K likes. 240 dislikes.
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
9:25 "He was the murgerererer but... I luved hum
"He's a cool cucumber."
-Nick 2016
Who is watching this on 2017?
i am totally not or maybe but totally
saamir sadman me
saamir sadman me
Make that 2018
Same
who wants more klub ice yah
OMG YAS!!!!
WHO DOSNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yusss not only do we have grass...
I hate Klub i!ce also
stephine gietzen I wants mores klubz ice (I talk in weird voice in chat)
Lol four comments of first. We were all here. Who was the real first? Find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z
True
lol
+Frisk The human hOI fRISK
When will the planet namek explode? Find out in next 84 episodes of dbz.
Im so glad that they are still doing videos together
moar murder! also love how Burney is the only one who is missing in the thumbnail
im ronnie.....legit im ronnie
as you can see in my name
LOL
i made someone laugh.....YAY
that always makes my day
the little things
+Ronnie Rogers Aww!
hehehe
They keep saying Ronnie because ross said that he named kkomics "ronnie" on skype
I looked at the thumbnail... Where is Barney? Barneys here, I mean he is a nobody but he is still here!
#neverforgetthepurpledinoretard
That was too long, how about this
#nvrforgettehbrny
Love the shortened one better haha
FALL OUT BOY
Barney is Awefully Bootyful
i love max i hup he dont leave us
I love how they still make videos with each other
Rip skydoesminecraft he will be remembered in all minecraft but he quit :(
Almost all the maps is from csgo
True
some of them are from murder in a minecraft server, forgot the name of the server
+Yulita Selena I said almost all
RUclips doesnt let you post 17005 words in 1 comment :'(
I spend like 15mins typing 17000x max :(
max max max max max
Max max max max max?
rotfl what the heck!?
MaxMaxMaxMaxMaxMaxMaxMaxMaxMaxMaxMaxMaxMaxMaxMaxMaxMaxMaxMaxMaxMaxMaxMaxMaxMaxMaxMaxMaxMax MAC N CHEESE MaxMax Tax MadMax MaxMaxMaxMaxMaxMaxMaxMax
none of u guys are first except the first person who commented
Took long enough to get Max in there
I love the little noise Barney makes when he dies.
73rd!!
Lol
+Daniella Cabrera XD
5735the!!!
at leas if i counted right...
+ExplodingGames lol
098887th
1st
YEA
OH WOW LOOK AT THAT YOU WERE ACUALLY FIRST CONGRATS
+Ralph Sterling do you want a medal and who responds to their own comment?
I think theres like 20 comments saying "FIRST" but this is da real one!
+Zedmuj seriously, this guy is actually first! Check the newest comments.
4:33 Why do I find this funny?! When Adam just stares at it with confusion! XD
Look who's back, back again. Max is back, tell a friend!
I love how ... says you are the murderer then realises that the was not supposed to say that.
When ever you guys do these "Minecraft Murders" I ALWAYS have trouble breathing from laughing too hard!!
Ross is gray,
Adam is getting a tan.
Barney has an eye patch,
And no one is more mad than *MITHZAN!*
barney, i love how you have had your eye taken out for so long but never had the time to clean the blood so now it drips onto your teeth :)
Hey Adam,
I had a pretty bad day and your video made the tears dry and put a smile on my face. Keep doing what your doing !
These guys must’ve teamed up to sedate Max, bc when Adam killed him, instead of him raging, he said “oh that’s unfortunate”
is this old or did you realise that Max is awesome. Tim and Ethan are cool
If Max was a cop this is how it would go
Max:You’re the murder!
Bad guy: How did you know?
Max:I was kidding.
I saw Max's name in the title and got super excited! I love you Max!
When Adam said "can we get 17 Maxes" I thought after that I thought he was going to say Mad Max ;)
Yay! He still play games with max!😄 That give me so much relief!
"Relatively aggravated Maxwell". That's his name from now on.
Ok we need 14 factory's and we might be able to make 17,000 Max's in about a few days.
Thank you Adam you have cheered me up yet again
you know sometimes you just want to eat Oreos and watch a time lapse of a tree growing.
GOD ADAM YOU'RE SO GOOD AT THIS
It Feels So Weird Watching this, Knowing What Happened over the past year, Never once did I Think that This would all end one day, but like Everything in life, It does.
Remember the beginning? When Adam punched max like his father? That's wat DJ mason does to Adam when Adam grounds him
Has anyone noticed that Red is in almost EVERY single video Sky makes?
for the next muder intro, just whisper creepily "Red Rum... Red Rum..."
Mithzan's tombstone: Oh that's unfortunate.
Mad Max had to face the facts. He had to pay Minecraft tax because he installed hax. Max wore slacks in stacks and his shoes made a bunch a clacks, so he had to go backs to the store.
Just don't judge that it says backs.
SKY YOU WERE BORN A DAY AFTER ME!!mines the 16th in January this made my day believe it PR not
7:56 Red: I don't even have any videos!
Ah, ha! I KNEW it! He was faking it this whole time! He's NOT a RUclips sensation! I knew it all along, but no-one would believe me...
Actually, I did believe he was a RUclips sensation.
I mean, are you kidding me? How is anyone supposed to tell he's not when he so awesome?
My fingers hurt from all this typing... I'm gonna go watch RUclips Sensation RedVaktor.
My daddy just passed away and you made me core smile
WE WANT MORE MINECRAFT MURDER AND MAX!!!
Every video of theirs I watch, the intro gets louder and the video itself quieter
Can we just spam in Max's chat "MAX" and see how mad he gets , and if he asks us who did it just say SKY TOLD US TO DO IT 😂😂😂😂😂
I have a shipment of 17000 angry gingers here for a Mr. Sky
Barney's got a gun, somethings must be done! Purple dinosaurs! Oh I hate when you get shot by a purple dinosaur!
Here's a hint, if you hit the button then you are the murder
I hope you don't mind, Isabella but I want them to do a squid and butter cops and robbers, so I am replying to your comment witch is at the top.
No, because Sky hit the button, and was not the murderer. He was a bystander instead.
+Maxeen Pay its because he wasn't the closest one to the button
Guess who's back, Max is back, back again!
haven't watch in like a year and he has the same intro wow nostalgia hit me hard
and I kinda miss the old team
I miss them too
+wolf19man69 me three
Ok, I've had it....(inhales) ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE COW TIPPING REVACTOR JOKES! IN THESE COW TIPPING VIDEOS
Please excuse the term "cow tipping" I couldn't think of anything better 😅
just waiting for sky to not have a weapon and tell the guy with the gun that he has the gun and is pointing it at him
yes something new I like Adventures I wish sky would do something new every day.