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  • @jacklovejoy5290
    @jacklovejoy5290 5 месяцев назад +146

    I swear Gyles has a connection to everything, he's like a British Forrest Gump

    • @christianboehlefeld5168
      @christianboehlefeld5168 5 месяцев назад +19

      In this episode they couldn't get through introducing the buzzers before Gyles had to interupt with an anecdote.

    • @definedphotography
      @definedphotography 4 месяца назад +5

      I used to find him annoying the way he'd tie any story to something from his past, but now I find a lot of them actually interesting and/or very funny

    • @paddotk
      @paddotk 4 месяца назад +3

      He just wants to be heard. All the time.

    • @metacarple
      @metacarple 4 месяца назад +4

      I suspect that the elves choose the material to fit with Giles when is on the show.

  • @andrasszabo1570
    @andrasszabo1570 5 месяцев назад +267

    A shame that the clip ends there, we never learned which relative of Gyles invented the Riot Act or knocking policemen's hats off... 😂

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology 5 месяцев назад +63

      You fool!!
      NEVER ASK GILES A FOLLOW UP QUESTION.

    • @christianboehlefeld5168
      @christianboehlefeld5168 5 месяцев назад +24

      The note in my script says to see if Gyles can be persuaded to reminisce.

    • @Yngvarfo
      @Yngvarfo 5 месяцев назад +23

      What is the current maximum length of a RUclips video, and would it be enough for a Gyles Brandreth anecdote?

    • @jacquelinedavis6607
      @jacquelinedavis6607 5 месяцев назад +9

      Oh my, he can go on talking until the cows came home, but the man is super intelligent and has been to many places!

    • @WaluTime
      @WaluTime 5 месяцев назад +6

      @@YngvarfoThey mostly undid with maximum lengths a while ago. You can find whole readings of the bible that are literal days long worth of video.

  • @zingzangspillip1
    @zingzangspillip1 5 месяцев назад +64

    Susan, Alan & Sandi are such a great triple act. If Alan were ever to leave QI, surely Susan must take his place.

  • @ofmanynicknames
    @ofmanynicknames 5 месяцев назад +219

    Obligatory reminder that Susan Calman is actually a trained lawyer.

    • @daddymuggle
      @daddymuggle 5 месяцев назад +36

      Trained, you say? It has long been my understanding that lawyers are quite untrainable.
      What sort of tricks are we talking about here? Roll over? Sit up and beg? File an affidavit?

    • @Spfinator
      @Spfinator 5 месяцев назад +26

      Imagine getting her and Bob Mortimer in the same show.

    • @roberto8650
      @roberto8650 5 месяцев назад +6

      @@SpfinatorI want to see this.

    • @sharnadixon-scott710
      @sharnadixon-scott710 4 месяца назад +1

      She must gets some jokes out of that profession.

    • @dcflake5645
      @dcflake5645 4 месяца назад +1

      And former Smurf

  • @Dendarang
    @Dendarang 5 месяцев назад +185

    The '68 "riot" that Gyles is describing is one of the largest protest movements in history in terms of percentage of population mobilized, btw, something like 20% of the entire French population, not just the adults or workers but the of the entire population, came out to protest and it caused the country to completely stop and de Gaulle fled the country expecting imminent revolution.

    • @MxCraven
      @MxCraven 5 месяцев назад +27

      The French do riots properly... Us Brits don't really do a lot...

    • @thomasdalton1508
      @thomasdalton1508 5 месяцев назад +25

      Or, as the French call it, "a quiet Tuesday afternoon".

    • @danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307
      @danquaylesitsspeltpotatoe8307 5 месяцев назад +1

      Why is the unfunny guy doing the advert get steven fry who does 95% of them thats for a reason!

    • @olivertunnah3987
      @olivertunnah3987 5 месяцев назад +7

      The French are always revolting.

    • @samsonsoturian6013
      @samsonsoturian6013 5 месяцев назад +2

      That is literally a riot

  • @PanzerFalcon2232
    @PanzerFalcon2232 5 месяцев назад +39

    I love how alan just shouted "Get tae fuck!" 😂

  • @Calum_S
    @Calum_S 5 месяцев назад +49

    I think Gyles has been getting instruction from Bertie Wooster about how one starts a riot.

    • @stevevasta
      @stevevasta 5 месяцев назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @SpeccyMan
      @SpeccyMan 5 месяцев назад +6

      What Ho! As far as I can recall, Mr. Bertram Wooster only knocked off a policeman's helmet on Boat Race night.

  • @brydon5721
    @brydon5721 5 месяцев назад +24

    If Alan ever decides to leave then they need to get Susan Calman in as the permanent panelist, her and Sandi together are always hilarious.

  • @lhfirex
    @lhfirex 5 месяцев назад +37

    Alan is a riot in this clip!

  • @user-to6ci3ok8z
    @user-to6ci3ok8z 4 месяца назад +6

    I loved it when I heard Sandi
    being called Sandra.
    Absolutely hilarious.!!! 😂

  • @cyberomega6503
    @cyberomega6503 5 месяцев назад +19

    I love Susan, she always makes me smile.

  • @adpirtle
    @adpirtle 5 месяцев назад +33

    According to Wikipedia, the act was read in Birkenhead, Cheshire in 1919, several months after they attempted to read it in Glasgow, and it was also read in Airdrie in 1971, where it wasn't repealed until 1973, but there's no citation for either event.

    • @johnnunn8688
      @johnnunn8688 5 месяцев назад +1

      It’s Wikipedia, not Britannica.

    • @safebox36
      @safebox36 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@johnnunn8688 it's also usually better sourced according to Harvard bibliographers

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@safebox36which of them? Im sure there's more than two

    • @johnnunn8688
      @johnnunn8688 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@safebox36 , it’s NOT better sourced, when there’s no citation.

    • @InternetEntity
      @InternetEntity 5 месяцев назад +1

      Citation Needed, different show - that Yom Scott fellow.

  • @76ToneCrome
    @76ToneCrome 5 месяцев назад +87

    Susan Calman was reading everyone the riot act.

    • @Torana-gz5ls
      @Torana-gz5ls 5 месяцев назад +11

      Love Susan, very funny.😅

    • @Nabend1402
      @Nabend1402 5 месяцев назад +14

      She both fantastic at being funny and at being made fun of. Maybe my favourite QI guest of all. I wish she'd stay off cruise ships long enough to film a bit more QI...

    • @ldf4064
      @ldf4064 5 месяцев назад +4

      Clare Balding, you mean.

    • @Tenebrio_molitor1
      @Tenebrio_molitor1 5 месяцев назад +6

      @@Nabend1402 I agree, she is absolutely phenomenal at playing the butt of the joke. It's a shame she doesn't appear on series U...

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology 5 месяцев назад +7

      "And if i MAAYYYY"

  • @homagetogorto
    @homagetogorto 5 месяцев назад +5

    Still my favourite episode of all time.

  • @curiousgangsta
    @curiousgangsta 4 месяца назад

    One of the best episodes of QI

  • @sarahjones8396
    @sarahjones8396 5 месяцев назад +23

    Alan’s comments about Susan wearing a cowboy hat were hilarious but if Susan hadn’t found it so funny I think he could have been in trouble!

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr 5 месяцев назад

      Its recorded ya know

    • @franzfanz
      @franzfanz 5 месяцев назад

      They must be really good mates.

    • @khymaaren
      @khymaaren 5 месяцев назад +6

      I think if there was any chance of Susan not liking the joke, Alan wouldn't have made it. Besides, compared to some of the other jokes he's made at her expense, this one's rather tame.

    • @rafezetter8003
      @rafezetter8003 4 месяца назад +2

      She's known for having an excellent sense of humour with little ego or sense of self importance - which is different from self confidence.

  • @Maerahn
    @Maerahn 5 месяцев назад +6

    Never mind Gyles, you ALMOST got to tell us about your Adventures in Parisian Rioting...

  • @CBitsTech
    @CBitsTech 5 месяцев назад +9

    QI is the funniest show on TV. Has been for years. Desert Island DVDs, for sure.

  • @carltonleboss
    @carltonleboss 5 месяцев назад +23

    I love Gyles Brandreth.

  • @MisterItchy
    @MisterItchy 5 месяцев назад +4

    Alan was relentless to Susan in this one!

  • @Ocker3
    @Ocker3 5 месяцев назад +1

    I thought that Sandy was going to read Gyles the riot act!!

  • @just-tess
    @just-tess 2 месяца назад

    I believe a lady with a hat is a very astonishing figure 😂

  • @Uatu-the-Watcher
    @Uatu-the-Watcher 5 месяцев назад +3

    Susan is confusing riot for protest.
    Riots are violent by definition.

  • @ericwolff6059
    @ericwolff6059 5 месяцев назад

    Funny stuff indeed.

  • @hschwartz9277
    @hschwartz9277 4 месяца назад +1

    "I've come to help with the rioting"

  • @bazza945
    @bazza945 4 месяца назад

    Yeah, there was at least another chapter to Gyles' story - there always is.

  • @Fcutdlady
    @Fcutdlady 4 месяца назад

    I can imagine you would take the piece of paper with riot act on it off the police officer who would read it, by whatever means possible . It would prevent the riot act from being read. Thus, the crowd wouldn't have to disperse

  • @carl65ca
    @carl65ca 5 месяцев назад +2

    The Riot act still exists in Canada. Once it is read you are given 20 minutes to disperse. If you think I am kidding look it up.

  • @Peter-oh3hc
    @Peter-oh3hc 5 месяцев назад +3

    George carlin talks about every day expressions that don't make sense. "when your father gets home he is going to read you the riot act.
    Tell him I already read it and I found it wordy and poorly thought out"

    • @allenjenkins7947
      @allenjenkins7947 4 месяца назад +3

      And it literally gives you an hour to stop misbehaving and then go quietly to your room 😅.

    • @Peter-oh3hc
      @Peter-oh3hc 4 месяца назад +1

      @@allenjenkins7947 oh, that's good

  • @georgee6303
    @georgee6303 5 месяцев назад +3

    Love Susan Calman!

  • @kevbrown2532
    @kevbrown2532 Месяц назад

    More likely the person taking the paper gave a Glasgow kiss in exchange.

  • @MrSlapdash243
    @MrSlapdash243 5 месяцев назад +8

    My mother reads the riot act all of the time.

    • @animaltvi9515
      @animaltvi9515 5 месяцев назад +5

      Well now you can tell her it was repealed in 1967

    • @KarlBunker
      @KarlBunker 5 месяцев назад +1

      Does she finish with "GOD SAVE THE KING"?

  • @roberto8650
    @roberto8650 5 месяцев назад

    Alan's a riot.

  • @user-bf8ud9vt5b
    @user-bf8ud9vt5b 5 месяцев назад +2

    The Tasmanian Criminal Code Act 1924 still has this type of formula that theoretically needs to be read out.

  • @madaug4389
    @madaug4389 5 месяцев назад

    I love gyles.

  • @johnnunn8688
    @johnnunn8688 5 месяцев назад +3

    I would duck, as I knew mum’s slap around the lug was coming.

  • @theaussiebackflipboy
    @theaussiebackflipboy 5 месяцев назад +10

    Susan Calman has to be the funniest QI victim ever.

  • @Andosier
    @Andosier 4 месяца назад

    Does the audience laugh more if the guests laugh harder?

  • @petejones879
    @petejones879 4 месяца назад

    In all fairness to little people like Susan... The Munchkins wore hats

  • @stephenleighton6349
    @stephenleighton6349 4 месяца назад

    It's a Justice, not a policeman!!!

  • @dehro
    @dehro 5 месяцев назад +3

    you know you're friends when you get away with calling her a dog on national television

    • @khymaaren
      @khymaaren 5 месяцев назад

      Nah, I don't think he called her anything.

  • @cruz1ale
    @cruz1ale 5 месяцев назад +3

    By the order of The King, SOD OFF!

  • @theaussiebackflipboy
    @theaussiebackflipboy 4 месяца назад

    Susan Calman has to be one of the best post Stephen Fry panelists. Together with Alan and Sandi, she's just the best.

    • @LazyStory
      @LazyStory Месяц назад

      I find her awful. She is not funny and just talks a lot of boring stuff.

  • @richardgornalle4536
    @richardgornalle4536 5 месяцев назад +3

    People who do not find this clip funny are just not funny!

  • @LostCylon
    @LostCylon 5 месяцев назад +2

    Reading the Riot Act to these people? If they weren't actually rioting before Sandi, they would be after :p

  • @hopebgood
    @hopebgood 5 месяцев назад +2

    My heart sinks when Gyles Brandreth is on this show. He's such a xxxx.

    • @bazza945
      @bazza945 5 месяцев назад +5

      Four XXXX is an Aussie brew, mate.

    • @Elitist20
      @Elitist20 5 месяцев назад +2

      Yes, he's refreshing and intoxicating.

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart 5 месяцев назад +3

      He certainly is a very charming man, I can see why you want to kiss him. Presumably your heart sinks because you'll probably never get the chance.

  • @liketheroman
    @liketheroman 4 месяца назад +1

    “To be feeeuuurrrrrr”
    Go home scotty

  • @user-wl4cl1ph3b
    @user-wl4cl1ph3b 5 месяцев назад

    Remember him when he was on the tv wearing those kids jumpers then he got into Westminster as MP for Chester which is owned by the Duke of Westminster so he was spooned into that job he's now on BBC radio aka the licence fee gravy train where all the old dead wood Tories end up filling the pension pots

  • @GeorgeKemp
    @GeorgeKemp 4 месяца назад

    I love QI but the outro's by Sandi are incredibly annoying.

  • @mirthenary
    @mirthenary 5 месяцев назад

    Imagine that funny thing from the romanian episode of top gear about the cop's hat, I can't type it, youtube keeps deleting it🤬

  • @MoominDoogie
    @MoominDoogie 5 месяцев назад +4

    This clip reminds me why i stopped watching QI. Alan just can't let anyone speak without jumping in with some loud shouty "comedy gold". Every 5 seconds it's "look at me, look at me!"
    I used to find his bits funny but the level of interruption got too annoying.

    • @geordiewishart1683
      @geordiewishart1683 5 месяцев назад

      I was thinking the very same thing the last time I watched a full episode.
      Then I felt bad due to the horrific childhood he appears to have had.

  • @angeladavies993
    @angeladavies993 4 месяца назад

    Gyles is funny but I find his constant story telling on the show, which I am happy to watch repeats of, becoming boring.

  • @mrfocigaz
    @mrfocigaz 5 месяцев назад

    Please don't have Giles on the show any more.

  • @johnnunn8688
    @johnnunn8688 5 месяцев назад

    Why are they laughing at Alan?

    • @Tenebrio_molitor1
      @Tenebrio_molitor1 5 месяцев назад

      What do you mean?

    • @johnnunn8688
      @johnnunn8688 5 месяцев назад

      @@Tenebrio_molitor1 what he said wasn’t funny.

    • @muls9571
      @muls9571 5 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@johnnunn8688 it wasn't funny to you

    • @gwishart
      @gwishart 5 месяцев назад +2

      Because of the amusing and humourous things he said.

    • @chariscreighton-duff9424
      @chariscreighton-duff9424 4 месяца назад +1

      I'm guessing you meant about the Hat moving down the street on it's own? It's cause Susan Calman was talking about wearing hats and she's REALLY short so to anyone who's just below average height or above it'd look like the hat was moving on its own....

  • @WestCoastWilliam
    @WestCoastWilliam 5 месяцев назад +1

    Susan Calman is about as funny as being shat on

    • @khymaaren
      @khymaaren 5 месяцев назад +4

      Well, to each their own.
      I'll choose Susan, if given the option.

  • @LazyStory
    @LazyStory 5 месяцев назад +6

    Crap Susan Calman is annoying.

  • @zapkvr
    @zapkvr 5 месяцев назад +1

    I cant stand Calman. Funny as cancer. And I have cancer

    • @peterclarke7240
      @peterclarke7240 5 месяцев назад +2

      Never mind. It'll all be over soon.

    • @junbh2
      @junbh2 5 месяцев назад +2

      Then you should not watch this? Seems a little masochistic.

    • @khymaaren
      @khymaaren 5 месяцев назад +2

      Is it a funny bone cancer, perhaps?

  • @johnstephens6120
    @johnstephens6120 5 месяцев назад

    QI just isn't funny any more.

    • @Jayzon666
      @Jayzon666 5 месяцев назад

      YOU'RE not funny anymore. QI still is.

  • @TerryWaitesRadiator
    @TerryWaitesRadiator 4 месяца назад

    I can't watch an episode if he's on.

  • @mandalorian957
    @mandalorian957 5 месяцев назад

    Awfull people