The librarian was played by the late Lu Leonard. She goes all the way back to the days of early TV with "My Little Margie and "Car 54, Where Are You?". She appeared in the 3 Stooges short "Husbands Beware" as Larry's wife. She died in 2004 at the age of 77
She really didn’t keep up with what was going on in Al’s life. When he was in high school he was the star quarterback. You think maybe just maybe she was a little jealous during those years?
I had a mean teacher in elementary school, they should have psychological testing done before letting people become teachers, and have annual surveys of students to see if the teachers are abusive. Abuse can come in many forms.
I had a legendary one, first lesson she said to all the room she lectured it was a educated person and very above all of us, we would not amount to nothing in life, a bunch of lowlifes and it was even a boon to us she would give english lessons... ( it translated roughly from my language but i do think was close enough ). Of course, it was a public school and didn't went so well, the louder boys in the back stated to call "choupana" (the name of a strip club), every time he entered... In time she was allocated to another school.
Al Bundy: So you think I'm a loser? Just because I have a stinking job that I hate, a family that doesn't respect me, a whole city that curses the day I was born? Well, that may mean loser to you, but let me tell you something. Every morning when I wake up, I know it's not going to get any better until I go back to sleep again. So I get up, have my watered-down Tang and still-frozen Pop Tart, get in my car with no upholstery, no gas, and six more payments to fight traffic just for the privilege of putting cheap shoes on the cloven hooves of people like you. I'll never play football like I thought I would. I'll never know the touch of a beautiful woman. And I'll never again know the joy of driving without a bag on my head. But I'm not a loser. 'Cause, despite it all, me and every other guy who'll never be what he wanted to be are still out there being what we don't want to be forty hours a week for life. And the fact that I haven't put a gun in my mouth, you pudding of a woman, makes me a winner.
Good one. But it doesn't make you a winner though It just keeps you in the race so that you actually do something to make your life better and become a winner eventually. How?...is upto you. Al never figured out how.
Every morning when I get up, I know it's not going to get any better until I go back to sleep again.... So me and every other guy like me are out there being what we don't wanna be 40hrs a week for life. And the fact I haven't put a gun in my mouth your pudding of a woman, makes me a winner.
Little Al (Edan Gross) stole the show with his delivery. "Because I didn't bring you french fries like the other boys do?", "Yeah, yeah. Bake a pie, eat a pie.", "Hey be fair. Can you eat just one pig?", "Well you've just taught me that even the slightest movement can make a fat person sweat."
What is worse? 1) A grown woman hating a 10 yr old boy and holding a grudge for 30 years 2) A library system with no statute of limitations, able to fine you 30 years later for what you did as a 10 year old minor.
Everybody had somebody like her in school growing up. For me it was 2 people. The librarian and the music teacher. I have no idea how they thought that working with kids was a good idea.
omg my 6th grade music teacher was the witch of the entire school . Used to just scream at me , and a number of the other kids like a villain.. She told me to go to her office , I asked her where it was ? I didn't know I'd never been there , I'm 12 at the time , and you'd of thought I just told her she has an hr left to live for the way she just started ranting at me . .. smh forgot her name long since , but I still remember that day ..
This actress is Lu Leonard. She did guest spots on virtually every TV show of the day and had a really great scene in “Starman.” She’s amazing in this.
@@gumshoe7237They should of occassionally made Kelly really smart and say something really profound, the look on Al's face, and then Kelly could say something really dumb.
I thought this episode was funny. The part I found funny was when Al pushed the ladder in front of the old lady and planted the overdue book in the shelf; that was funny. I love this show, for real!
“Could it be you don’t have the $2000? Could it be that I was correct when I made an educated guess that you would fail in life?” “Could it be that the nails that hold your chair together are from the planet Krypton?”
I know I helped at least 25 students help to graduate from High School. Our school had a rule that if you owe the Library monies you could not graduate. I was a Librarian Aide so I had access to who owes what. These students had no way to pay their fines. Their Parents were really poor. So I did the only thing I could think of, and used white out on their records so they could graduate.
My best friend at school borrowed "Charlie & The Chocolate Factory"from the school library. 4 years later when we finished school, he still hadn't returned it.
I guess Al Bundy did not realize there may be cameras in the library and he was video taped placing the engine that could,,,, go back on the shelf. 😹📖📑📚
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With each passing day I relate to Al more and more.
Me too
Married with children Presents: "The guide to manhood" ......
We all do.
It makes sense now.
Me too
Got that right
The librarian was played by the late Lu Leonard. She goes all the way back to the days of early TV with "My Little Margie and "Car 54, Where Are You?". She appeared in the 3 Stooges short "Husbands Beware" as Larry's wife. She died in 2004 at the age of 77
A true character actress, and she is terrific here.
She worked with the Stooges AND Al Bundy? Wow!
Thank you for that.
@@vincesmith2499 Lol. Kind of 4 of the same thing.
that would make her about 60 here. She looks in her 70s here.
"Could It Be That The Nails Hold Your Chair Together Are From The Planet Krypton" Classic Al
This is arguably the funniest sitcom of all time.
One of them. It has some of the best lines in sitcoms and several great and iconic moments and iconic characters.
Ed O'Neill is a great actor.. he made it so natural lol
Everyone was great on this show. I thought Steve was underrated. "Weren't my property values low enough?" 😂
Ed O’Neill IS Al Bundy.
Absolutely nobody else on earth could play that role. Ever.
@@scottgould6590 Not a soul. He was absolutely brilliant.
@@scottgould6590they almost gave it to Michael Richard's (Kramer)
He made the show! Everyone else second.
My fave. "Don't Bundy that Book."
Straight rolling
“ Librarian hit man. “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Steve had one of the best lines:
“Werent my property values low enough?”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Make a promise keep a promise... Yeah yeah bake a pie eat a pie. Lol
5:20
He wishes he didn’t move next door to the devils spawning ground.
That librarian...she waited and waited with the very same dress for thirty years...that's tenacity.🤣🤣🤣
And shows what little she had going for herself. Her life was about her hatred for some little boy.
@@ZetaReticuli_ , indeed. That’s desperately sad, to be honest. I honestly pity her.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmao
@@ZetaReticuli_ 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Even the road to ruin has it’s a toll gate.
Very underrated line. 😂😂😂
Lol I guess. The ruination itself is a pretty obvious toll gate.. I think she just fancies herself deep.
There are so many pearls of wisdom in this show;
"...now will you be paying with cash or food stamps?" I always LOL at that!
Classic ep written by the show's creators!
The writers on this show were on another level.
I use that line from time to time
Did they write all the best episodes? This episode was an absolute classic!
When Al slams the front door in Marcies face. 😆
"Aren't my property values low enough?" Classic Steve.
Al slamming the door on Steve & Marcy's face while she was ranting was epic!
that one had me rolling
In the words of the Great Michael Cole: vintage Steve Rhoades!
One of Steve best lines on the show
He often had some of the most underrated lines in the show. Great stuff.
This was a legendary episode.
I remember when brick and mortar libraries, bookmarks, shhhhing, and cool temperatures were a huge part of my life.
Ditto
Didn't Seinfeld copy this episode with George and his overdue book?
That was the life.
I enjoyed the library during the summer, only the few places that had A/C
1:20 Librarian: I'm always here.
Al: not that day,I believe that was the great cake heist.
I bet she was guilty
“What do you do for a living, presuming you’re not still in high school?”
“Librarian hitman.”
😂
Lol. 😂😂😂
She really didn’t keep up with what was going on in Al’s life. When he was in high school he was the star quarterback. You think maybe just maybe she was a little jealous during those years?
@@RaySchwarz. He wasn't the QB.
the woman playing the librarian was priceless!
Reminds me of my first grade teacher. We were all terrified of her.
@lindahuff8976 - Then you and I probably had the same 1st grade teacher! 🤣
Could it be that the nails that's holding up your chair is from the planet Krypton. Lol 🤣🤣🤣. Al is the man
"... in this reporter's opinion, a true piece of human garbage."
I'm dying!!
He probably could have been able to Sue for her saying that
Poor Al. Just couldn't get a break.
I can relate. I guess it's why he'll always be one of my heroes and role models.
“Could it be that the nails, that hold your chair together are from the planet Krypton” 😂😂😂
I died laughing at that. 😂😂😂😂
I may have used this line once or twice on some folks…
I had a mean teacher in elementary school, they should have psychological testing done before letting people become teachers, and have annual surveys of students to see if the teachers are abusive. Abuse can come in many forms.
Mike S,Agreed
Almost all the teachers in my school were just like her lol
I had a legendary one, first lesson she said to all the room she lectured it was a educated person and very above all of us, we would not amount to nothing in life, a bunch of lowlifes and it was even a boon to us she would give english lessons... ( it translated roughly from my language but i do think was close enough ).
Of course, it was a public school and didn't went so well, the louder boys in the back stated to call "choupana" (the name of a strip club), every time he entered... In time she was allocated to another school.
Definitely
A few of my teachers were just plain mean. Awful way to learn
People: There will never be another Soprano's.
Me: There will NEVER be another Married With Children!
This one was _epic_ for kid me. Perfect three-part story structure, perfect gags, perfect plot, perfect laughs . . . 🤣
Al Bundy: So you think I'm a loser? Just because I have a stinking job that I hate, a family that doesn't respect me, a whole city that curses the day I was born? Well, that may mean loser to you, but let me tell you something. Every morning when I wake up, I know it's not going to get any better until I go back to sleep again. So I get up, have my watered-down Tang and still-frozen Pop Tart, get in my car with no upholstery, no gas, and six more payments to fight traffic just for the privilege of putting cheap shoes on the cloven hooves of people like you. I'll never play football like I thought I would. I'll never know the touch of a beautiful woman. And I'll never again know the joy of driving without a bag on my head. But I'm not a loser. 'Cause, despite it all, me and every other guy who'll never be what he wanted to be are still out there being what we don't want to be forty hours a week for life. And the fact that I haven't put a gun in my mouth, you pudding of a woman, makes me a winner.
Good one. But it doesn't make you a winner though It just keeps you in the race so that you actually do something to make your life better and become a winner eventually. How?...is upto you. Al never figured out how.
Bravo
@@maverickcreations8864 Not putting a gun in your mouth and dealing with it week in and week out like a man does make you a winner.
The golden speech! ❤
Al is the Man !!!
4:57 "I foresee some lonely seedless nights" way to foreshadow bro 🤣
😂👍
This episode was an absolute masterpiece!
Al gets harangued into returning a book and gets the entire city to hate him. XD
They need to upload the speech he tells her at the end of the episode. It's so inspiring.
Every morning when I get up, I know it's not going to get any better until I go back to sleep again.... So me and every other guy like me are out there being what we don't wanna be 40hrs a week for life. And the fact I haven't put a gun in my mouth your pudding of a woman, makes me a winner.
I listen to it every day.
AL! AL! AL!!!! You will always have me to pick up some of Your pain. I can relate to much of Your life.
Little Al (Edan Gross) stole the show with his delivery. "Because I didn't bring you french fries like the other boys do?", "Yeah, yeah. Bake a pie, eat a pie.", "Hey be fair. Can you eat just one pig?", "Well you've just taught me that even the slightest movement can make a fat person sweat."
I loved how over the top this show was, but somehow still hilarious. It's the timing!
"Hey man don't Bundy that book"
"Even the road to ruins has its tollgates" funny, yet, deep
So long Lu Leonard...what an incredible career.🌹🌹🌹
One of the best scenes in the whole series is after this one. You should've included the BIG MONOLOGUE in the video!!!
Al is always a winner! ;)
This is my favourite TV moment of the 80s..
The encounter with the librarian is precious, is monumental. Even the road to ruin has its toll gate 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Indeed
“Could it be that the nails that hold your chair together are from the Planet Krypton?”
Ahhh damn. Classic Bundy! 😂😂😂😂
What is worse?
1) A grown woman hating a 10 yr old boy and holding a grudge for 30 years
2) A library system with no statute of limitations, able to fine you 30 years later for what you did as a 10 year old minor.
the first one is just one person, the other could happen to all :/
Apparently, BOTH choices ALL depend on IF that 10 yr boy happens to be AL BUNDY...😏
This is the first time I've seen a scene from this show in about 30 years and I still want to jump Kelly's bones.
@@KebabMusicLtdMe2
3. It's a TV show! A funny one at that.
Probably the most EPIC Episode ever made on the TV history.
One of my favorite episodes
The great cake heist and you were rounded up and questioned lol
Al Bundy thought he could... return an overdue book - after many years! 😹😸😺👍
Bud’s mullet and Kelly’s metal chick doo are hilarious
love the door slam in the face...🤣🤣🤣
Everybody had somebody like her in school growing up. For me it was 2 people. The librarian and the music teacher. I have no idea how they thought that working with kids was a good idea.
omg my 6th grade music teacher was the witch of the entire school . Used to just scream at me , and a number of the other kids like a villain.. She told me to go to her office , I asked her where it was ? I didn't know I'd never been there , I'm 12 at the time , and you'd of thought I just told her she has an hr left to live for the way she just started ranting at me . .. smh forgot her name long since , but I still remember that day ..
My art teacher in second grade told me my painting looked to much like a photograph! I never picked up a paint brush until about 2 year's ago!
They missed the part " Don't Bundy that book!"
Watching this makes me remember I have a library book still out that was due on May 13, 1989.
That librarian talks just like a James Bond villain, holy crap XD
This man said "Could it be that the nails holding your chair together are from the planet Krypton!!" OMG 💀💀
Are the nails from Krypton that strong?
This bit is a proof that married with children shows the values of a society must have (in a very very twisted way, but it shows 😂😂😂)
I seen this episode before and this is the best funniest episodes and Al Bundy is the best 😆
The Librarian was Lu Leonard. She passed away in 2004 at age 77
Good
This actress is Lu Leonard. She did guest spots on virtually every TV show of the day and had a really great scene in “Starman.” She’s amazing in this.
That was one of Kelly's favorite books, once she learned how to read.
@@smw381st I think so.
@@smw381st Yeah, but head injury made her dumb.
@@smw381st No she was smart in one episode when she was little , but they got in a wreck she hit her head , and it messed up her squash .
@@gumshoe7237They should of occassionally made Kelly really smart and say something really profound, the look on Al's face, and then Kelly could say something really dumb.
I WAS WAITING FOR THIS. I knew that the married with children RUclips channel had to make a video about this episode!
Hey, Don't BUNDY that book!
Could it be that the nails that hold your chair together are from the planet Krypton?
- "I foresee lonely, seedless nights."
- "So the usual?"
Aaaaaand *laugh track*
@AL Right, you know what i mean
What a move! Kicks the same rolling staircase 😂
I thought this episode was funny. The part I found funny was when Al pushed the ladder in front of the old lady and planted the overdue book in the shelf; that was funny. I love this show, for real!
Al was actually very goodlooking!
He was. I never noticed that as a kid.
Peggy goes yea. Mom, didn't he look good?!!!❤❤ bundy love!!😂❤
This was a great episode.
Strength for today and bright hope for tomorrow. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK .I LOVE YOUR CHANNEL.GOD BLESS YOU ALL🙏///.............
Al Bundy is the greatest role model this world has ever seen!
"Well. Young Mr. Bundy. The devil boy"
i will never forget thos exitdoor with the 3 little windows^^
He should have bribed the librarian with French fries. That could’ve made her overlook the fine.
Very entertaining and fun to watch. Thanks for posting this.
Best motivational speech ever
Is it just me or this show was the funniest when Bud had the Mullet?
Best family in TV history.
Oh boy! How right Bud was!
Once in a lifetime role
Perfect fit
Classic episode!
I hope Katey is recovering well
don't you mean christina?
@@saagisharon8595 no, I mean Katey Sagal, she got hit by a car the other day
@@timothycook2917 Katey Sagal is ok, I remember reading that she was not that seriously injured. She should make a full recovery, they say.
tesla strikes again
@@gavnonadoroge3092 Man, glad I didn't invest in Tesla stock like my buddy urged me to.
RIP Lu Leonard.
I just saw a story about a century overdue book...
Came straight for this video ❤😆❤
“Could it be you don’t have the $2000? Could it be that I was correct when I made an educated guess that you would fail in life?”
“Could it be that the nails that hold your chair together are from the planet Krypton?”
"Watch carefully in slow motion ..." 😄
Homer Simpson and al bundy have always been funny characters on the fox network growing up. 😂😅
I know I helped at least 25 students help to graduate from High School. Our school had a rule that if you owe the Library monies you could not graduate. I was a Librarian Aide so I had access to who owes what. These students had no way to pay their fines. Their Parents were really poor. So I did the only thing I could think of, and used white out on their records so they could graduate.
"The Darker Side of the News", lol, it's a guy planting a library book.
Even if I was a millionaire I wouldn't PAY 2000$ FOR AN OVERDUE LIBRARY BOO6
My best friend at school borrowed "Charlie & The Chocolate Factory"from the school library.
4 years later when we finished school, he still hadn't returned it.
I guess Al Bundy did not realize there may be cameras in the library and he was video taped placing the engine that could,,,, go back on the shelf. 😹📖📑📚
Cameras were uncommon in those days.
Al Bundy doesn't take crap from anyone,Al for the president of the whole world
The writers were amazing
Brilliant, just so funny
That toll gate line was cold.
I’m not saying Peg was hot…. Yes I am.
Al is my hero!
Saw this episode recently. Great episode and hilarious😂
Day of the big cake heist 😂😂😂😂😂
Genius episode
One of my favorite " Marcy " scenes 😅
4:54 as the lone carrier of the Bundy seed, I foresee some lonely, seedles nights.
TV legends all of them
Lonely....seedless nights.
at 1:01 that’s what I should’ve said to my librarian when I was in her library