@@diesirae8954 r / w o o s h e v e n t h o t h I s I s I n v a l I d , h a v e a n a m a z I n g d a y , I n t e r n e t s t r a n g e r . O K , b y e n o w .
Honestly Noel is a pure talent. The way he analyzes every picture and paints a clever narrative out of them is creepily good. I don’t have to balls to send them a pic.
I met Cody and Noel At a meet and greet and my name is ireland so already expected a roast Noel just straight up said damn your parents did u dirty with that name
After I read "jesus" on this comment, I got an ad of an African priest (?) seeming to exorcise someone with marriage problems.. Edit: it's from the kakande ministries youtube channel
I’m honestly so happy they only called my bangs barbed wire rather than ending my life like the girl with the beanie calling her the unfunny quirky girl of the friend group 😅😅
@Tim Evans I know it's not a great pic of me which is why I sent it haha. It was a free headshot at this event I went to and the photographer said I needed to open my eyes more and I was like "this is gonna look like shit." Totally worth it now tho
Cody: “ I hate these pictures they’re not funny “ Noel “ you’re used to letting people walk all over you, no one loves you and you should delete all social media so no more pictures like this are released onto the internet”
i can't imagine having the balls to tweet your photo at these guys to roast. i haven't even submitted a picture but i'm watching this thinking about how hard they'd get me if i did
Noel's ability to roast ANYONE is actually scary
He's just too quick lol
sadie lilith cute, we don’t remember asking
@@soull6714 the fact that you said that means you're far apart. Way far apart.
B L Y T A fr like did we ask my guy😳
sadie lilith exactly his point 😰
I like how Cody is the one that always gets accused of cyber bullying when he’s the nice one of the two
Everyone with half of a braincell knows that Noel would rip them apart. That's why bullies in schools doesn't go hit the biggest one lol
Well, its his channel.
i can't wait for someone to try to start beef with Noel. That shit would be so funny cause you know Noel wouldn't take it lightly
@@TheBakuganmaster99 True but Noel has like 1.3M subs of his own
They're terrified of Noel LOL
Cody: *playful roast*
Noel: *F I N I S H H I M*
thought your pfp was a hair on my screen
Same lmaoooooooo
Zoë Fields omg same
Zoë Fields thats why you should use dark mode
*Noel is the middle schooler that John mulaney is afraid of*
i was waiting for someone to say it lmao
How did he know I'm insecure about my feminine hips???
*NOO THAT'S A THING IM SENSITIVE ABOUTT!!*
This is an elite comment 😂
John mulaney is a top tier comedian
This video should be called “Cody makes fun of fans and Noel beats the shit out of them”
No comments what the
Did I miss something where we don’t comment on comments anymore
Bruh 😂
True 🙂😄🤣
“Ted Bundy with a thyroid problem” might be the most obscure insult ive ever heard
I lol'd at that one
That’s top shelf humor
r/rareinsults
...
someone beat me to it oof
I guess ur not a theo von fan
do you know what obscure means?
Cody has the “playful mean” approach, and noel has the “end somebody’s will to live” approach
He roast roasts. Noel go hard
The perfect balance
Yin and yang
i like the emphasis on somebodys
You need to watch his streams
Cody: Chaotic neutral
Noel: Chaotic Evil
@@zach5994 I didn’t even know it had that much until I got the notification you commented. Congrats on being to first to comment I guess!
@@zach5994 because people just agreed on this fact with no arguments whatsoever
Facts tho
Cody is chaotic good
Noel's duality is something to behold. He is chill and has a good vibe. But when he gets to roasting folk? He's savagely brutal.
That shit is scary.
But he short
@@doublevizzion short people are always the scariest and that's just facts
Tara Tournesol they’re closer to hell
MEGA OOF that made me laugh
Very scary..
My self-esteem is low enough as it is lol I can't believe people are willing to send them their pics 😂
But i would still send my pic for validation lmao
@@BangSubin수빈 validation of what?
Lol same
: I would send a past pic of me to eliminate the insecurities as I no longer look like that but still have the fun of getting roasted by Cody and Noel
: its about being able to laugh about yourself
Damn, these people are brave... my sensitive ass couldn’t handle Noel
I'm always worried someone sent in someone else's picture
@@no_peace holy fuck now I'm scared 😂
Strawberry I hope not ):
i cried for everyone
Audrey Lyon Noel can roast me any day 🤪🤪🤪💧
"Hey Dad I'm like you, I'm going out for a pack of cigarettes"
Hilariously evil.
Hilariously relatable
@@Kyle-fy3jk damn Kyle you doing ok?
@@Kyle-fy3jk u can open up to us kyle. im here for u
@@Kyle-fy3jk Kyle please talk to us, we’re worried sick
@@Kyle-fy3jk kyle please its been six months we’re just worried for you
“You look like an earthworm” just throws it out there
I laughed the hardest at that one, just so random 😂
why does it kinda make sense tho lol
Idk he kinda looks like a diglett considering his neck is as thick as his head
noel picked out all my insecurities and i didn’t even submit a photo
@@innateclue probably because they can relate
L H i just choked
@@innateclue yes I did and I was joking 😂 I was questioning it too😂 And.....
🤣
some one - because we’re all afraid he’ll come into the comments ablaze 😂
dobre brothers are about to drop a “complimenting fans” series
dobre brothers: roasting your fans? stop that
Dobre brothers: starts doing the opposite of every Cody ko video
@@jacobae loooool
Sarah Gardner Imagine
8:16 is me and my homie. check it on twitter @legendofloser
noel: **sees a person**
also noel: **instantly picks out every single insecuritly**
you: *watches a video
also you: *instantly makes an unfunny quote joke for clout*
@@ghostfighter4090 YOOOOOOOOOO I KNOW RIGHT
He has feminine hips!
@@diesirae8954 r / w o o s h e v e n t h o t h I s I s I n v a l I d , h a v e a n a m a z I n g d a y , I n t e r n e t s t r a n g e r . O K , b y e n o w .
@@aditisharma5107 NO THATS WHAT IM SENSITIVE ABOUUUUT
They’re the type of guys who I’d joke around with but then go home and secretly cry because they actually hurt my feelings
Fuck you Nicole
That’s a very nice profile pic
U RIGHT
Lawl
@@wesleykussow4373 that's tough talk coming from a dude named Wesley
why do i feel like noel is still holding back
I need a full episode where Noel doesn’t hold back and Cody bleeps the worst out in edit and we just see Cody cringing at how mean it is
Honestly Noel is a pure talent.
The way he analyzes every picture and paints a clever narrative out of them is creepily good.
I don’t have to balls to send them a pic.
He has roasts that can end lives. So in not using that power he is a benevolent god...
@Dynah Dixon I mean we know them, we aren't like that. At the end of the day we're just goofing arround.
Watch him stream on twitch and you’ll see JUST how much he holds back in these videos 😂
The second guy looks like spock if he was a Christian singer
Juan Cortez Muro shut up
Jennifer E. Sheesh
Bootleg Spock
wikipedia73 the second guy looks like edge off of wwe but gay 😂 ruclips.net/video/faqSGVJnJQU/видео.html
I peed
“He wears overalls cause he’s always working on his self esteem.”
Jesus dude that cut deep
Needs the wide camera i-phone to see capture the massive gap between his parents, bro.
Fuckin brutal
deeper than the lines on hi-
I thought that guy was someone I know for a second I was so scared
am i the only person who thought he was really cute lmao
Monarch Highschool he went too hard on that one man 😆
Any guy with long hair: Roast me
Cody and Noel: This dude works for guitar center
This comment deserves more likes than it has
alternatively: this is Spock
Also
Any girl with glasses: roast me
Cody and Noel: This is just female Spock
@@chrishansen8119 nice enhancement ngl but that's just my joke homie
Ben Parks it’s so real though
Never get on Noel’s bad side Jesus Christ
Is his name
Dude can tear someone apart, that is certain
What?
Noel lol
@oka oh, I have no doubts about that lol
I love how Cody is STILL surprised at how good Noel’s disses are lmao
You look like one of the girl defined girls 😂🤔
My Hearteu you got me 🤦🏼♀️
hottibutwontdateathotti what videos is she in? Haven’t seen her yet
hottibutwontdateathotti haha word!!! I’ll take it
@@lovericepudding Pahahhahahahhah omg
I met Cody and Noel At a meet and greet and my name is ireland so already expected a roast Noel just straight up said damn your parents did u dirty with that name
They did, though.
RIP in peace, my guy
Keep the nickname “Ire” if that makes you feel better
Did they call you Ireland because they knew how self destructive you'd be?
@@ink9426 HAHAHA good one
@Spookystydia I'm scared maybe I'll become that parent..xD Ireland is kinda bomb
“This fool wears overalls cause he’s always working on his self-esteem.”
Too good to go unmentioned
Zach Knezevich everyone heard it
The face he made looks like he's been in that position
That shit hurt me.
They really pierced my heart with that one lmao
They're like the Best Friends that everybody avoided in highschool
LMAOO
Who were always toeing the line between funny and asshole!!
LMAOO THATS ME THOO
Noel: _"hey dad I'm like you. I'm going out for a pack of cigarettes"_
*that just reached a whole new level of dark*
Nah, that was light..
@@moistbandito7378 marlboro light :)
Dark...
Ness
Pretty sure thats light for noel
Noel's the kid that told John mulaney he had feminine hips.
Is no one gonna talk about “Ted Bundy with a thyroid problem”
That line about how he kills his victims and eats them was harsh as fuck 😯😆
Loved that. So glad to see it got a comment here hahah
Bruh
took me OUT
“This guy looks like he does IT for Guitar Center” ... I lost it.
Andrew Ahigian sammeeeee hahahahah😂😂😂
Its so perfect
Andrew Ahigian they fucking torched my ass
I would rather lose a leg than get roasted by noel
Either way, you losing.
So you want both? Just the leg breaking part first?🤣
How about a compromise - you lose a toe, then Noel looks at your photo and just pulls a face into the camera?
Straight up lmao😂😂😂
Stoney Mahoney I’m down for that
Guy: *Has long hair*
Cody and Noel: So you've chosen... Guitar Center
When noel smiles without his teeth he looks like curious george
Michael Jerome Omg that’s probably why I love him lmaoo
OMGGGGG WHY IS THIS SO TRUE LMAO
YO WHY IS THAT TRUE
and..cody is the man with the yellow suit
that made me laugh really loudly
Everyone who submitted their pics for this has huge balls. My self esteem could never.
H C literally same. Someone looks at me for a little too long and I assume they think I’m hideous
Especially due to the fact that Cody and Noel roast like flamethrowers
Bruh I would do this *because* of my low self esteem. At least they make me being complete garbage feel a bit funnier
@@JJRy on god how do these people watch these videos
I wanna see anyone posting a picture thinking they look normal and Noel is not gonna be able to deliver try
They look like the best friends everyone hated💀
Lmao
Which is the real reason why Spock isn't there
Facts.
“You talk way too much.” That one hurt, and it wasn’t even my photo.
i’d literally bet money that cards against humanity borrows their insults for extension packs
sophie xia if they did at least it’d be a funny game
I was your 666th like
WhiteShaq01 ROASTED
Ok bet. $100 let me know your paypal
I can’t believe how funny Noel is he always has the most genius lines
This video should be called Noel roasts while Cody laughs and says “Jesus”
10/10
nah cody had just as many bangers tbh
After I read "jesus" on this comment, I got an ad of an African priest (?) seeming to exorcise someone with marriage problems..
Edit: it's from the kakande ministries youtube channel
Noel's roasts are always so specific yet so accurate
“YOU PUT THE IT. IN UTI.” I’m gone hahahah
They didn't even roast me but I have this urge to cry.
bruh you are weak as hell
Same omg I felt so bad for them
Same istg
Y’all r so dumb it’s a joke he didn’t actually cry
@@inderjitsingh2383 ikr
So we're not gonna talk about "He needed that wide angle iPhone to capture the gaping space between his parents"
Right, that was the best part lmfao
noel really started off hot😂 “Jack Harlow with diabetes”
Jack Harlow made it on XXL freshman list he deserved it his music hit different
Gustyy bro slaps ong
Tim Evans ur comment fucking sucked just letting u know
I know, right?
Cody: beats up the people
Noel: *pulls a fatality”
If they were mafiosi Cody would be the one asking to take a poll in the van and Noel would be the one opening the door ready to seal the deal.
the college rejection letter comment hit too close to home
Elena Fernandes 😂
PLEASE ROAST GABBIE HANNAS POETRY BOOK “Adultolesence”
SerNys Schulz-Rodriguez OMG YES
OMFG YES LMFAOOA CJHCIURHNE
OMG YES AHAHHAAHHAHA
YEESS
I 450th that!
Imagine getting roasted by a dude that is wearing a La Croix hat.
Lmao yeah
Let's hope he's wearing it for the irony.
Only Noel's roasts count, that hat invalidates Cody's whole existence
And high heels
I wish
“You look like Ted bundy with thyroid problems” where does this man come up with this shit
remember this are fans, imagine how they roast people who they don't like
they scare me now
Ur weak
@@shaniapascal2421 agreed, he is indeed weak
what makes u think they like their fans lol
y’all responding to this are taking this comment way too seriously lmao
@@anyalaASMR for real lmaooo so many unnecessary replies
noel and cody's personalities constantly fluctuate between "ya your daughter calls me daddy too" to "taking a shower??? without me :p"
noel is the former and cody is the latter but ironically
I read that ':p' as Cody's _'ahahaha'_ fuckboy laugh
“Bangs are the cosmetic equivalent of barbed wire... there’s some shit in here” I’m dead
i thought he was gonna say bangs are the female equivalent of beards
@@jacclyyynnn That sounds closer to what Noel was going for, but he had to get all poetic and shit
Noel straight up murdered these people.
I’m honestly so happy they only called my bangs barbed wire rather than ending my life like the girl with the beanie calling her the unfunny quirky girl of the friend group 😅😅
Kylea so is it true? you gotta fivehead?
bruh they were insulting a lot more than just your bangs
Thats not you
J my twitter and instagrams @getyourtophat it me lol
Mel I actually only have a 3 head but they were right I got bangs cause my ass has some damage lmaoooo
Noel is built like the cinnamon stick from Apple Jacks
ShenSquad ahhhh fuck lmao you didn’t have to do him that dirty
OMFG
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
he’s too short
and cody is the apple
Me: *smiles*
Cody and Noel: *list all my insecurities*
I like how Noel is talking yet he looks like sheen from jimmy neutron
I wheezed holy cow 😂😂😂😂
BRUHHHHHHHHHHH-
LMAOOOOO
DUUUUUDE SPOT ON 😂😂😂😂😂
He’s known that for years lol
“You put the It in UTI” jeeeeesus Cody hit em with the hook line and sinker
What did it mean
P UTI: Urinary Tract Infection
THATS ME LMAO
i dont get it lol
@@jasminakhavan7437 She looks Like Pennywise from IT. UTI is Urinary Tract Infection
"you dressed like a twister mat cause you're used to letting people walk all over you" omg noel chillll 🥵
😫😫😫😫😫🤤🤤😫🤤😏
Noel: “Long-ass head, dude...”
Cody: “Like an almond!”
You look like Conan o Brien if he had Become a doctor after Harvard
Is NO ONE gonna talk about the
“OHHHHH that was _good.”_
“Thank you *sir.”*
Edit: it happened at 5:11, thank you to Elle h for catching that
roni boi where?
5:11
YES I was looking for this comment haha
that was adorable. as fuck.
roni boi What about it? Lmao
“THIS IS CODEL IF SHE WORKED AT HOT TOPIC” IM LOSING MY MIND
Me? 🙈
@@codelgonzoodenurtis8962 uhhh i think they meant codel from that love island game that they played. The avatar that both noel and cody created
“he looks like he does IT at guitar center” was the most accurate description
Spocks “too busy”, why is he in the thumbnail then?
Bruuuuuuhhhhh
yea wtf!
@Tim Evans I know it's not a great pic of me which is why I sent it haha. It was a free headshot at this event I went to and the photographer said I needed to open my eyes more and I was like "this is gonna look like shit." Totally worth it now tho
Dylan Sharp Comedy 😭😭😭I thought the same thing
LMAOOOO STOP💀💀💀
why is no one talking about “he needed that wide angle iphone to capture the gaping space between his parents”
i was hoping they’d say how the second guy looks like spock.
I actually thought it's spock haha
or Sid from ice age lmao
Stock photo Hozier
cyeraaa forrealll lmfao
They didn’t because they knew that it would be too easy. Like low hanging fruit
Hey, it’s me. Ted Bundy with a thyroid problem. I asked to have my feelings hurt and got what I asked for. Fair play HAHAHA 😂
Fucking respect, dude. I do not have nearly enough confidence for them to roast me 😂😂 Way to take it like a champ!
I'm Harley Quinn with a cookie addiction. Let's be friends 😂
I’m the girl with the dog and the almond head...nice to meet you
charlotte ritchie we can only support each other at this point. Nice to meet you
NotSoEpicOllie hey atleast they messed up the jokes and said ted bundy instead of jeffrey dahmer
My feelings are hurt and I didn’t send a photo
August army
Same LMAOOO💀 hope they’re ok
is NO ONE talking about noel’s comment on “you dress like a twister mat bc people walk all over you”
BARS
SWEAR
“she puts this on the internet but this is just for her dad” LMFAO
The guitar center guy jokes were absolutely killing me.
As the man getting torched I 100% agree
@@KrakenwithaKam of course youre a dylan
Dylan Burg lol 😂
L
funk dungus damn bro that was the cherry on top lmao
“you put the IT in UTI” life absolutely shredded
Ayanna Healy i feel uncultured what does that mean
Elizabeth 3rd it’s like a bladder problem something like that. I think
Elizabeth 3rd urinary tract infection
Louis Myatt
Wait so are they comparing her to a disease or is this sexually transmissible and it’s a double meaning ?
@@charlesmasclef1309 nah UTIs aren't sexually transmitted I think they were calling her unhygienic or sumn
Cody: “ I hate these pictures they’re not funny “
Noel “ you’re used to letting people walk all over you, no one loves you and you should delete all social media so no more pictures like this are released onto the internet”
Cody's just roasting himself with that swim practice comment
Cameron Brosius did he swim
@@kesia6486 yep. he even qualified for the olympics if i'm not mistaken
@@crispyliza7050 woah seriously?
I thought it was for diving..?
@@crispyliza7050 he was a diver. didn't actually qualify for the olympics. Just the Canadian Team Olympics trials. twice. still impressive as fuck.
Now you understand why all the youtubers who get "bullied" only calls out Cody and not Noel
Hahaha
yoooooooooo it all makes sense now
I considered sending my selfie then realised I’d literally kill myself if they were mean to me
LITERALLY
LITERALLY
L I T E R A L L Y
SAME
LMFAO DEADASS SAME
Noel: *roasts someone* Cody: yea
Video: *hits ten minutes*
Cody: “Alright cool, time to go to swim practice.”
dude what the fuck, I read “time to go to swim practice” at the same exact time as Cody said it. What a world.
We forget Cody swam for Duke lol
“Dope, dude. Tell us more about how you like Brockhampton.”
Romil and Kevin’s love child just got murdered.
JOJI JOESTAR sent me
I lost it at that part cuz I look like that
@@avaflesher4055 I saw the picture and thought he was gonna say something about tyler the creator or brockhampton because i look like that 😔😔
Well while y’all were in that room y’all better have played love island
Noel's ear so big and bright it looks like his head is a jigsaw piece with 1 tab.
WHY DOESN'T THIS HAVE MORE LIKES I'M C A C K L I N G
“ my man be asking his girlfriend to pull his hair in bed” IM WHEEZING
"wide-angle iPhone to capture the space between his parents"
holy smokes that's good stuff
currently paused the video because i cannot handle this line lmfaooo
@@NiravRao I had to take a walk
I out loud went, OH NO! Such a good roast
holy matty smokes
GAPING space lmaoooooo
6:48 “drake get tf off the stage dude we want FRANK dude” 😂😂
8:18 I don’t know why but Cody calling that guy an earthworm is killing me
I was trying to keep it together as a little challenge to myself and that made me lose it
They’re like those mean girls you stand by the bathroom door and make fun of the girls that go in.
lmfaoo what an accurate description
so... they’re mean?
the “self-conscious can i talk to your manager” haircut 😩💀
“you put the IT in UTI”
grandpa im gonna unsubscribe
"he uses his big thighs to carry his wife's boyfriend on there"
they are SO MEAN in this one lol it’s great
My feeling are hurts and they didn’t even roast me
Mari Mari Yo THATS crazy
“Dope, dude. Tell us more about how you like Brockhampton.”
im not the one in the pic yet i feel SO GODDAMN ATTACKED
me too. I went "oh ow that hurt"
Deadassss
DEADASS 😔
"Oh look, it's the seventh member of every band" I'm FSHDJSSK
“This is kodel if she keyed car”
i can't imagine having the balls to tweet your photo at these guys to roast. i haven't even submitted a picture but i'm watching this thinking about how hard they'd get me if i did
Someone should tell Onision that THIS is how you roast fans
Aidan So you don’t think their roasts were good or?
@@jakobline7875 naa they're funny af but started a little strong just "AYO BRUH LOOK LIKE HE WANNA FUCK A CHILD" like damn b chill
I think Onision would much rather strictly comment on the sex appeal of children tbh
He'll be in jail soon so it doesnt matter now
@Juan Cortez Muro EvErYoNe DiSlIkE tHiS cOmMeNt!!!
"If megan's law had a clothing store" is the most ruthless shit i've ever heard
“Bangs are the cosmetic equivalent to barbed wire” that’s a top ten roast
The edgy kids hit home and Noel isn’t even roasting me
legend has it, noel can’t make a good joke unless he clicks his mouse
Okay but Cody’s little laugh at 4:48 was so cute