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  • Опубликовано: 27 янв 2025

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  • @kayayee1
    @kayayee1 5 лет назад +7759

    'Oochya': The sound Markiplier makes when he accidentally censores something.

    • @markiplier
      @markiplier  5 лет назад +2663

      heh

    • @isabellamcburnett2622
      @isabellamcburnett2622 5 лет назад +144

      Markiplier hi amazing hooman give Chica and Henry belly rubs for me😌

    • @mnmyakiroo
      @mnmyakiroo 5 лет назад +37

      Never edit :o

    • @limelacroixcan
      @limelacroixcan 5 лет назад +45

      bruh, mark liked your comment IM SCREAMING BRO HE'S SO COOOOL!!!

    • @limelacroixcan
      @limelacroixcan 5 лет назад +83

      ​@@markiplier , hey, i wanted to give you a quick thank you for helping me and many other people watching your vids for helping us through some rough times and stuff, you made us laugh when we felt like crying and you are someone that we all very much look up to, that sounds stupid, doesn't it? i look up to you because you are kind and you don't judge people and you're nice to your followers and even uploading videos is doing something so impactful and remarkable (hehe, see what i did there). thank you Mark for being so great to us. even if you don't read this, that's okay, if you don't respond, that's okay, all that matters is that you know how much you mean to all of us. sorry this is so sappy but yeah, we all love you and thank you for all that you've done for us. also, your hair doesn't look like an animal on your head anymore, so congratulations my guy! later!
      -a proud follower ❤

  • @Aquadoozy
    @Aquadoozy 5 лет назад +3587

    Mark is mad everyone was childish and picked the sexual definition.
    Also Mark: Pee pee poo poo fart is my best joke.

    • @Thunderbird1371
      @Thunderbird1371 5 лет назад +22

      MY P- PEE PEE POO POO FART...!!! WILL LIVE OOOOOONNNNNN!!!
      So dead. 😂😂😂

    • @SapphireDragon357
      @SapphireDragon357 5 лет назад +114

      The funniest part about that is that the sexual joke was the only one that used the word correctly. It was a noun, and everyone else used it as a verb.

    • @thelivingliver6715
      @thelivingliver6715 5 лет назад +21

      Kelly C
      the irony here is sexual jokes arent childish

    • @babidavi6910
      @babidavi6910 5 лет назад +2

      @@thelivingliver6715 Whoa you're right!! 😂😂

    • @Crow_Smith
      @Crow_Smith 5 лет назад +3

      I mean, i"No it wasn't sexual this time" isn't really a sexual joke/definition at all ... it legit just said "And no it wasn't sexual this time"

  • @blueyblue69
    @blueyblue69 5 лет назад +471

    1:44:55
    That one guy who answered,
    'Bruh idk I'm australian'
    LOL, love it.

    • @EllM-wf4dy
      @EllM-wf4dy 4 года назад +7

      W.T Chai im surprised no one said Brazil or Argentina 🇦🇷 🇧🇷

    • @popeval6654
      @popeval6654 4 года назад +10

      one of the guys put mexico

    • @chiarruzini1191
      @chiarruzini1191 2 года назад +1

      ​@@popeval6654 Honestly I'm surprised no one else fell for that

  • @DoctorHallow
    @DoctorHallow 4 года назад +764

    Oh ouch.
    Mark at 49:43: Is there a way to delete a livestream?!
    Unus Annus: ...Let's talk.

    • @TreTheTinyTree
      @TreTheTinyTree 4 года назад +11

      I would like but you are at 69 likes

    • @trans_boy_kole7640
      @trans_boy_kole7640 3 года назад +8

      Oh no... I miss it. Memento mori my dude

    • @DoctorHallow
      @DoctorHallow 3 года назад +8

      @@trans_boy_kole7640 Same. Memento Mori. But also. Memento Vivere.

    • @WowieZowie123
      @WowieZowie123 3 года назад +5

      *sad memento mori noises*

  • @smeeeeeef
    @smeeeeeef 4 года назад +3861

    “I like my friends like I like my cruises; filled with diseases” hits way harder now that we’ve got COVID-19

    • @ly9676
      @ly9676 4 года назад +28

      Lmao I just commented the same thing
      Glad I'm not the only one

    • @callemontelius4772
      @callemontelius4772 4 года назад +18

      I was about to say. Different meaning now

    • @JayBeePolitics
      @JayBeePolitics 4 года назад +5

      Damn I was about to say that lmao

    • @minimalgrammar1276
      @minimalgrammar1276 4 года назад +5

      Not really, no.

    • @whimsibee4401
      @whimsibee4401 4 года назад +8

      Its been so long I almost forgot that cruise ships were such big spreaders at the beginning of the year

  • @SilentDecepticon
    @SilentDecepticon 5 лет назад +2776

    Those jokes are like an alien trying to blend in with humans.

    • @raynightshade8317
      @raynightshade8317 4 года назад +22

      @Luca Clark its the best one to

    • @CornerFluff
      @CornerFluff 4 года назад +7

      what jokes? any jokes saidin this vid are delelted

    • @yousefhadi2332
      @yousefhadi2332 4 года назад +18

      Push the button is best with people you know and can see face to face, probably why he didn’t pick that one.

    • @livinglegend2456
      @livinglegend2456 4 года назад +2

      @VioletBlack are you a Unus or an Annus

    • @Matt-sk1rc
      @Matt-sk1rc 4 года назад +2

      Or like a teacher trying to be cool

  • @bladerz1191
    @bladerz1191 5 лет назад +3141

    Mark: I have no friends.
    Bob, Wade, Ethan, Tyler, Lixian, Jack, Felix, etc: Are we a joke to you?

    • @beebupp
      @beebupp 5 лет назад +63

      That would be so fun to watch

    • @yashpermalla3494
      @yashpermalla3494 5 лет назад +43

      why dont mark and jack do videos anymore :/

    • @yashpermalla3494
      @yashpermalla3494 5 лет назад +7

      Patrick Dy yeah makes sense

    • @Ahsoma
      @Ahsoma 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂

    • @HaruIRAI
      @HaruIRAI 5 лет назад +26

      But... He and Felix are not friends

  • @hhysug7inwhs37
    @hhysug7inwhs37 5 лет назад +899

    Mark: “Trivia Murder Party is my favorite game!”
    Patently Stupid: *sad jackbox noises*

    • @adamshafeeq8685
      @adamshafeeq8685 2 года назад

      @@Unkn0wn4200 that was the point of the game

  • @toxicoffeevevo8611
    @toxicoffeevevo8611 5 лет назад +1437

    "My grandma said the best thing about men is they die sooner" is the funniest shit I've ever HEARD

  • @justsomedudehere4676
    @justsomedudehere4676 5 лет назад +506

    Murder party 2 pt1
    Start 6:40
    End 21:34 ish
    Role models
    Start 24:30 ish
    End 30:42 ish
    Joke boat
    Start 32:48
    End 55:27
    Diction*aruim
    Start 57:49
    End 1:13:06
    Murder party 2 pt2
    Start 1:17:54
    End 1:39:49
    Murder party 2 pt3
    Start 1:40:57
    End 1:57:20
    I just spent 20 minutes of my life on this your welcome

    • @spungbopp
      @spungbopp 4 года назад +14

      looking at this comment made me realize he skipped press the button

    • @xXDragoness47Xx
      @xXDragoness47Xx 4 года назад +4

      You are a hero 💜💙💚💛🧡💖

    • @justsomedudehere4676
      @justsomedudehere4676 4 года назад +3

      Michelle Carroll
      Aw thanks

    • @VictorFusion
      @VictorFusion 4 года назад +2

      Thank you for the favor

    • @rosieclym8197
      @rosieclym8197 4 года назад +8

      @@spungbopp he said at the beginning that press the button was not multiplayer with the audience, and that he wasn’t going to do it because he didn’t have friends

  • @jaydedagnolo8130
    @jaydedagnolo8130 5 лет назад +2383

    Why is no one talking about how the song for the dictionary game was actually kinda fire

  • @josephmartins8882
    @josephmartins8882 5 лет назад +937

    Actual Joke
    Markiplier: ......
    Catchphtase
    Markiplier: (WHEEEEEZE)

  • @ant-fan
    @ant-fan 5 лет назад +3438

    Fun fact: Mark said "Hello" 28 times at the beginning of this video.

    • @adamfroisland203
      @adamfroisland203 5 лет назад +34

      I only counted 26

    • @ant-fan
      @ant-fan 5 лет назад +43

      @@adamfroisland203 You missed the two at 1:24

    • @spidey1100
      @spidey1100 5 лет назад +8

      Helloarium.

    • @dotROM_
      @dotROM_ 5 лет назад +6

      @@adamfroisland203 fucktard

    • @skrungly6839
      @skrungly6839 5 лет назад +21

      @@dotROM_ fricktard

  • @winterwindle1160
    @winterwindle1160 4 года назад +624

    i’m still so salty about transport being a correct answer for “10 letter words”

  • @UhrwerkKlockwerx
    @UhrwerkKlockwerx 4 года назад +97

    I feel like such a nerd, I actually knew what John James Audubon's profession was. He studied and drew birds. I have a huge book with copies of his drawings and notes.

    • @juan6richard175
      @juan6richard175 3 года назад +2

      Nice

    • @stuffedbrains
      @stuffedbrains 2 года назад +2

      Well did you know that transport is a ten letter word

    • @Zarmdthecoolest
      @Zarmdthecoolest 2 года назад +2

      As a bird enthusiast (got one sitting on me right now), I thank you for this knowledge

    • @naomichancey7621
      @naomichancey7621 2 года назад

      I just learned that about three days ago playing trivia.

    • @humanbean4037
      @humanbean4037 День назад

      You got lucky that you knew and were excited about that extremely niche knowledge. I know a lot of fun facts about the marx brothers 😔 didn’t come in handy this time

  • @GermaphobeMusic
    @GermaphobeMusic 5 лет назад +357

    Seeing Mark playing Role Models with strangers is hilarious.

  • @NottTheProtagonist
    @NottTheProtagonist 5 лет назад +830

    In the first lighting round: 19:10
    “Ten letter words”
    Transport
    Television
    Tenderness
    Transport has 9 letters but flashed green as if it was a correct answer.
    What?

    • @theflano23
      @theflano23 5 лет назад +40

      Maybe a glitch?

    • @thias5398
      @thias5398 5 лет назад +126

      Yeah I think that's why mark was so confused

    • @MoostachedSaiyanPrince
      @MoostachedSaiyanPrince 5 лет назад +87

      Or maybe a mistake on their part. I accidentally miscounted transport as ten letters, maybe the game designers did the same?

    • @littlelotte06
      @littlelotte06 5 лет назад +187

      Transport has a silent " "

    • @miracat12
      @miracat12 5 лет назад +14

      Yeah I saw that! That was real weird - I typed it out to check bc I thought I couldn't count

  • @infallible7582
    @infallible7582 5 лет назад +411

    Mark, 30 years old, best joke he can come up with
    Mark: Pee pee poo poo

    • @ethanblack1643
      @ethanblack1643 5 лет назад +17

      Water sheep died because you are pee pee poo poo and couldn't save him

    • @supershasha
      @supershasha 5 лет назад +12

      There is no age limit to poop jokes

    • @jeffreyarchibald7076
      @jeffreyarchibald7076 5 лет назад

      Sometimes humour doesn't have to make sense

    • @cayke5465
      @cayke5465 5 лет назад +6

      We 30-ish year olds are clearly extreme cleaver to say things about Feces. We even know numerous words for 'stool', ' poop', 'poopie', feces, poo-poo, shit, Shite, trots, walkin' trots, steamer, Cosbys, log, water butt, hangover ass, the greeazy breeze, brown balloon knot burst, slosh, doodie, pebble poo,chocolate flavored hotdog, etc. .. I can continue, but simple as that, with age comes 'shitty' knowledge! xD heh. yeahhhh just embarassed myself and clearly stated that has to do with my age. (by the way.. silly olderly question; how do we catch these streams he has to play along? is it on Twitch? here? PLEASE let me know, since I usually only catch the LP's, or late gameplay!)

    • @Fistminer
      @Fistminer 5 лет назад +2

      Fart

  • @Yagirlkenzie05
    @Yagirlkenzie05 4 года назад +21

    1:39:39 Marks "did i do it" is the best rection ive seen in such a long time LOL

  • @theflawedamy
    @theflawedamy 4 года назад +81

    7:09 my headphones ran out of battery just as it said "this is your wake up call prepare to die" I freaked the fuck out, I was legit fucking ready to die

  • @artwizardsam3238
    @artwizardsam3238 5 лет назад +430

    33:30
    Narrator: You have 45 Seconds.
    Subtitles: You have 60 Seconds.

    • @guidomista3570
      @guidomista3570 4 года назад +41

      BUT LENA, *MY BRAIN IS BAD*

    • @HaapsaluYT
      @HaapsaluYT 4 года назад +7

      Player 1 is currently in the lead.
      _clap clap clap_
      Meanwhile, these players are doing *the bad thing.*

    • @VIVIDTHINETOASTS439
      @VIVIDTHINETOASTS439 4 года назад +1

      Y E S

    • @juan6richard175
      @juan6richard175 3 года назад

      You'll need:
      Three
      (Poop joke 1)
      Separate
      (Poop joke 2)
      Answers!
      (Poop joke 3)

  • @witchofthemoss
    @witchofthemoss 5 лет назад +657

    "What was Saturn the god of?"
    Me, shaking in my boots in excitment : I k n o w t h i s

    • @SomeRandomDude821
      @SomeRandomDude821 5 лет назад +39

      Percy Jackson nibbas:

    • @2tired2p1
      @2tired2p1 5 лет назад +15

      @@SomeRandomDude821 um acktually Satern was from heruos of olympus

    • @vforvortex5804
      @vforvortex5804 5 лет назад +16

      Isnt Saturn Roman?

    • @vforvortex5804
      @vforvortex5804 5 лет назад +6

      @@2tired2p1 If Saturn is Roman wouldn't he not have anything to do with Olympus

    • @2tired2p1
      @2tired2p1 5 лет назад +10

      @@vforvortex5804 wow i make an "um acktually" joke and get um acktuallied myself.

  • @OracleOfTheOasis
    @OracleOfTheOasis 5 лет назад +858

    “Jackbox party pack...”
    **Takes long drag from cigarette**
    “Now there’s a name that I haven’t heard in a long, long time...”

    • @bwingbwinggwiyomi
      @bwingbwinggwiyomi 5 лет назад +8

      SinsOfManProductions such a dramatic comment for a simple thing lmaoo

  • @borfborf2250
    @borfborf2250 4 года назад +35

    1:46:48 had me dying. Something about the hotel murder guy being a masochist makes me hyperventilate

  • @nothingmuch6666
    @nothingmuch6666 4 года назад +775

    Jokes that did not age well: I like my friends like I like my cruises: filled with diseases.

    • @holdendewit7088
      @holdendewit7088 4 года назад +39

      Daniel Perry are you kidding me? That jokes comedic quality grew exponentially

    • @purplpasta
      @purplpasta 4 года назад +9

      What? It's way better now!

    • @fr4cta
      @fr4cta 4 года назад +4

      nice Danny pfp

    • @mysterysoul2661
      @mysterysoul2661 4 года назад +4

      What? It aged like a fine wine, now it’s actually funny

    • @Hi_Im_Jeremy_Fishcer
      @Hi_Im_Jeremy_Fishcer 3 года назад +1

      @@mysterysoul2661 that would suggest it wasn’t funny before

  • @dookehduck3512
    @dookehduck3512 5 лет назад +666

    Markiplier: "who's doing that? Who's getting a snacc!?"
    Me: *drops ravioli *Aggressively**

    • @AtlasProductions.
      @AtlasProductions. 5 лет назад +8

      Dookeh Duck I just laughed violently

    • @Ghosts124
      @Ghosts124 5 лет назад +8

      Why I look into the comment section 😂😂

    • @pizzacat_5800
      @pizzacat_5800 5 лет назад +1

      Lol. 🤣🤣🤪

    • @dookehduck3512
      @dookehduck3512 5 лет назад

      @TXC Rag3 hahah yes that is true

    • @dookehduck3512
      @dookehduck3512 5 лет назад +2

      @@AtlasProductions. my fucking Ravioli 😩

  • @dapear8264
    @dapear8264 5 лет назад +447

    "If you're watching this in the future, this game is best played live, because you can play with me."
    God dammit Mark I was in school!

    • @FayeFrogg
      @FayeFrogg 5 лет назад +7

      Same😭

    • @calwhitt01
      @calwhitt01 5 лет назад +6

      Yo me too!

    • @leximae9997
      @leximae9997 5 лет назад +10

      same i literally just got back from practice this is bs

    • @Kektus1
      @Kektus1 5 лет назад +3

      mature audiences only, so good.

    • @evelynjenkins4456
      @evelynjenkins4456 5 лет назад +13

      @@Kektus1 for all you know, they're college students. Mature audiences can have class too :/

  • @saraledoux1242
    @saraledoux1242 5 лет назад +192

    mark: *panic* “how many do i have to write? oh 2.. i thought it said 7”

  • @tomodaphne
    @tomodaphne Год назад +3

    1:44:55 “Bruh idk I’m Australian.” I appreciate the honesty.

  • @sunflowers_wren
    @sunflowers_wren 9 месяцев назад +4

    52:00 i swear they should've put "we were too poor to afford them" lmfao

  • @matsuba3009
    @matsuba3009 5 лет назад +143

    when the dictionarium ending song started playing I was so HYPE and enjoying every second listening to it

  • @fwble_3888
    @fwble_3888 5 лет назад +889

    The condom winning instead of blender shows humanity was a mistake

  • @r4ya_k1t
    @r4ya_k1t 5 лет назад +668

    "when I was a kid we don't have SOCKS. we have blenders."
    mark: "when I was a kid we didn't have *insert a thing*. But we have 5 ovens. "

    • @Manthab
      @Manthab 5 лет назад +31

      altec lansing Mark: I AM A MANNN WHO OWNS FIIVVVEEE OVVEEENNNS

    • @kaileealtman9630
      @kaileealtman9630 5 лет назад +3

      *Didn't

    • @pineily
      @pineily 5 лет назад +2

      we had blenders"

    • @popeval6654
      @popeval6654 4 года назад +4

      when he was a child he actually was too poor for 5 ovens, but it became the greatest rags to riches story in the world. (and you know im serious because i said the world not ZA WARUDO)

    • @afeatherinthewind
      @afeatherinthewind 4 года назад +6

      "we didn't have socks, because we were too poor. We gathered leaves and taped them to our feet-"

  • @dalayneejo
    @dalayneejo 4 года назад +44

    TIMESTAMPS TO CERTAIN GAMES
    6:31 - Trivia Murder Party
    25:16 - Role Models
    32:49 - Joke Boat
    58:37 - Dictionarium
    1:17:49 - Trivia Murder Party
    1:41:58 - Trivia Murder Party

  • @lyricaltherapy6293
    @lyricaltherapy6293 4 года назад +239

    Mark: I have no friends
    ALso marks few days ago: Amy is not only my girlfriend but my best friend

  • @catherinefyfe3008
    @catherinefyfe3008 5 лет назад +233

    The voice actor for the dictionary game sounds like Beemo from Adventure Time.

  • @tbp_entertainment
    @tbp_entertainment 5 лет назад +251

    *"That's a spicy baby!"*

  • @stephsaguudefan1753
    @stephsaguudefan1753 5 лет назад +458

    Even better version of the one joke:
    My love life is like MARKIPLIER: Short, but incredibly successful

  • @VenomQuill
    @VenomQuill 3 года назад +5

    49:20 "My love life is like MARKIPLIER: short" I laughed _so hard_ at this, it should be illegal. Even better than the BOATmeal!

  • @jessiatca
    @jessiatca 5 лет назад +63

    I'm thoroughly disappointed that the "butt crossing the road" joke wasn't corrected too "because it had the runs"...

  • @taladhayjemkerstein5116
    @taladhayjemkerstein5116 5 лет назад +204

    Markiplier: "It's better to watch this on live."
    Me at 6am: *saw the notification* (Streamed live 4 hours ago)
    Also me: *started crying*

  • @graham2654
    @graham2654 5 лет назад +1529

    “I’m not laughing at Gaylord I’m laughing at JUMPO.”
    -Mark 2019
    Edit:
    I was told not to edit the comment, but I need to add this. Hey, this artist on Instagram needs both yours and Marks help! They are working on a game in honor of their deceased friend who was a big fan of Mark, any they are loosing hope on working on it. This artist is nefurious_skull and I’d appreciate it if you go check them out. Thank you for your time.

    • @diabeticdino6812
      @diabeticdino6812 5 лет назад +41

      The Oceans Songs he noticed you omg this is not a test I repeat this is not a test

    • @graham2654
      @graham2654 5 лет назад +24

      Diabetic Dino OH SHI- I DIDNT NOTICE

    • @murasaki2340
      @murasaki2340 5 лет назад +20

      OMG Can it be ...............
      SENPAI NOTICED YOU?!?!!!!! XDD

    • @markimoofan9967
      @markimoofan9967 5 лет назад +9

      Lucky ducky quack quack quack

    • @Xrairyn
      @Xrairyn 5 лет назад +11

      This is going down in history

  • @ryangoldman5362
    @ryangoldman5362 5 лет назад +338

    “Who is Salt-N-Pepa?”
    Pronounced in the style of Sir Patrick Stewart as the host on SNL.
    God bless you, John Mulaney.

    • @sampurdon5014
      @sampurdon5014 5 лет назад +19

      Ryan Goldman Salt! And what’s this?! PEPA!!!

  • @sandwich1571
    @sandwich1571 4 года назад +28

    1:13:12 they missed the opportunity to sing “I want to shoot myself in the cranium”

  • @ashegame7920
    @ashegame7920 Год назад +4

    13:29 You can tell that "farted" was Aunt Mildred because how the word was being drawn on the mirror was fast and consistent unlike a player who would need time to do each letter. The rest were too slow and the only one that would maybe throw me off would be pancake.

  • @FashionMajor2012
    @FashionMajor2012 5 лет назад +272

    "Nothing funny is anything here." -Mark 2019

  • @danifields6805
    @danifields6805 5 лет назад +215

    I can’t be the only one who thought the Dictionarium song was a bop

  • @perfectblueeeee
    @perfectblueeeee 5 лет назад +149

    "Who is up from their device and getting a snack?"
    I'm not watching this live but I had just got up to get my coffee 🤣

  • @danielblack4190
    @danielblack4190 3 года назад +23

    I love how quickly Markiplier went from "sorry for accidentally censoring" to "if I censor, I'll win"

  • @spacebearcadet746
    @spacebearcadet746 5 лет назад +144

    First hour in: " how can I delete a Livestream?"
    Also: "we stray further from the god of comedy"

    • @mikkicase5500
      @mikkicase5500 4 года назад +4

      Him asking how to delete a livestream led up to them deleting all of Unus Annus but hey that's just a theory a fiillmmm theoryyy-

  • @curtimongous
    @curtimongous 5 лет назад +242

    That dictionarium song was hype as fuuuck! Shes going hard oml

    • @PrinceLeviathan
      @PrinceLeviathan 5 лет назад +19

      Her mixtape comes out when?

    • @KopaXTani
      @KopaXTani 5 лет назад +3

      Lol! Of course, the first thing that came to my cultured-ass mind was the Modern Major General song.

    • @khaki4493
      @khaki4493 5 лет назад +1

      CurtiMongous bars

  • @Gremlinfamily13
    @Gremlinfamily13 5 лет назад +167

    Ive never actually been a part of a live stream like that before, and it absolutely made my entire week!!
    I got some bad health news this morning that Ive been trying to just ignore, and this really helped ease some of my stress.
    Thanks for the fun!

    • @heartofiron2251
      @heartofiron2251 5 лет назад +2

      Searching Wolf What sort of health issue?

    • @stickysaturn2894
      @stickysaturn2894 5 лет назад +7

      I hope you get better

    • @THESNEAKYSNEK427
      @THESNEAKYSNEK427 5 лет назад +7

      Whatever the disease or sickness it is I hope you get better

    • @blazesalamancer8767
      @blazesalamancer8767 5 лет назад

      people stop before you get banned for spam

    • @spderm4n6
      @spderm4n6 5 лет назад +14

      “I don’t like Lgbt people”🖕🏽🙄
      Edit: There we go, just so no one tries to yell at me again. 🥳

  • @Warkonst
    @Warkonst 5 лет назад +88

    Mark: Why do I always spin the Loser Wheel?
    Momiplier: That's a Loser.

  • @NWolfsson
    @NWolfsson 4 года назад +42

    Mark: YOU are squandering your potential, laughing at such paltry jokes! HOW DARE YOU?!
    *Dictionarium song plays*
    Mark: =D

  • @wildfirefox1
    @wildfirefox1 5 лет назад +187

    My own joke: I want to open a store that only sells BOB...
    and I'm gonna call it Bob's Yer Uncle

    • @addyincolor
      @addyincolor 4 года назад +12

      I want to open a store that only sells BOB: call it Bobstitution

    • @newbaggett
      @newbaggett 4 года назад +2

      Oh hey! You're from Circhester, huh?

    • @trans_boy_kole7640
      @trans_boy_kole7640 3 года назад +2

      Was gonna call it bits and bobs 😂

    • @baabaa9000
      @baabaa9000 3 года назад

      I wants open a store that only sells BOB…
      And I’m gonna call it slavery

  • @danishqureshi8583
    @danishqureshi8583 5 лет назад +940

    "Streamed live 2 hours ago"
    *Stream is 2 hours long*

  • @AngelWingsYT
    @AngelWingsYT 5 лет назад +170

    mark: i dont have friends i dont have any friends
    *bob wade tyler ethan amy have left chat*

    • @spooky694
      @spooky694 5 лет назад +12

      Jack

    • @AngelWingsYT
      @AngelWingsYT 5 лет назад +1

      @@spooky694 jacks new besty is pewds XD they be MC buddies

    • @pizzacat_5800
      @pizzacat_5800 5 лет назад +5

      It's spelled and pronounced ether. Or better yet his name is heapass 🤣🤣🤣

    • @dumb_ledore6689
      @dumb_ledore6689 5 лет назад +3

      Chica left home.

  • @londonnoble
    @londonnoble 5 лет назад +50

    The Dictionarium song just made my entire life.

    • @curtimongous
      @curtimongous 5 лет назад +5

      That shits fire!!!

    • @baydiac
      @baydiac 5 лет назад +1

      It’s so delightful, I was searching for a comment about this!

  • @funnifunk
    @funnifunk 5 лет назад +99

    Hang on, can we take a minute to talk about how fire the Diction*Arium song was?

    • @llamaczech
      @llamaczech 3 года назад

      No. Because it was trying way too hard.

    • @juan6richard175
      @juan6richard175 3 года назад +3

      She was spitting straight bars

  • @kalysian
    @kalysian 4 года назад +140

    This is why I laugh when people say Mork's 'changed'. He's literally been the same goofball since 2012.

    • @piratenerdz1602
      @piratenerdz1602 3 года назад +16

      Nah, he's still changed. He's gotten a lot more docile, but that doesn't mean he still doesn't get wacky.

    • @Kektus1
      @Kektus1 3 года назад +7

      He absolutely changed, you can't deny it.

    • @strawbunni246
      @strawbunni246 3 года назад +16

      well hes a human being, you have to expect him to change at least a little bit. doesnt necessarily mean it was for the worse though :)

  • @wondermittens1844
    @wondermittens1844 5 лет назад +51

    This was a ton of fun! wasn't fast enough to make it out of the audience pit but loved it anyway :D do more jackbox, or maybe kahoot next time!

    • @wondermittens1844
      @wondermittens1844 5 лет назад +4

      I don’t like Lgbt people spammers begone

    • @judestarbabypup
      @judestarbabypup 5 лет назад +4

      @@wondermittens1844 you can report them for spam... or their bigoty name... apparently not both at once tho xD

    • @GingerKat23
      @GingerKat23 5 лет назад +1

      Unfortunately, Kahoot doesn’t work well on livestreams because of the delay

  • @IrishKeshiHead
    @IrishKeshiHead 5 лет назад +14

    1:39:38 - that moment when Mark realized he won at Murder Trivia Party for the first time

  • @user-2012July-A
    @user-2012July-A 5 лет назад +21

    My favorite part is that we can make Mark laugh. It's also nice to know that I have 24.4M brothers and sisters. Family reunions will be fun.

  • @funnydylan9834
    @funnydylan9834 4 года назад +5

    11:50 listening to the narrator is funny here and marks reaction is funny too.
    “I definitely peed myself.” Lmao 🤣

  • @katharsis8458
    @katharsis8458 3 года назад +40

    Mark is the only content creator I can think of who actively insults his audience and still has a huge following

  • @rodrigosantos5258
    @rodrigosantos5258 5 лет назад +151

    Mark: Family Friendly? That's For Loosers
    Jack & Felix: *Confused Minecraft Screaming*

  • @bellabuxton5117
    @bellabuxton5117 5 лет назад +190

    mark: “and celine’s just dumb so that doesn’t count!”
    celine: *sad noises*

    • @lilmisswho08
      @lilmisswho08 5 лет назад +1

      Bella Buxton I thought that was a little rude tbh

    • @pizzacat_5800
      @pizzacat_5800 5 лет назад +14

      I think Mark was just joking around. He calls all his friends stupid at least once.

    • @phoenixflambe3319
      @phoenixflambe3319 5 лет назад

      The player's name.

    • @lilmisswho08
      @lilmisswho08 5 лет назад +3

      PizzaCat _ It’s different if you know someone personally. I know he didn’t mean it but if I were that person I’d still be a little hurt hearing one of my favorite RUclipsrs say that. But idk this person and maybe they just laughed it off. Everyone’s different.

    • @pizzacat_5800
      @pizzacat_5800 5 лет назад

      @@lilmisswho08 you're right. I probably would be butt hurt at first but I'd laugh it off saying I'm not stupid you're stupid. Markiplier is my favorite RUclipsr I've been watching him since I was 14. So I get what you mean.

  • @mightykingwario
    @mightykingwario 5 лет назад +41

    "Oh two jokes! I thought it said seven." -Markiplier, 2019

  • @A.J0K3
    @A.J0K3 5 лет назад +157

    The jokes section was hard to watch lol.

    • @thaiisfood
      @thaiisfood 4 года назад +11

      Joke boat do be kinda mediocre

    • @deuceydee3506
      @deuceydee3506 3 года назад +3

      @@thaiisfood I think it depends on who's playing

    • @liammalone9263
      @liammalone9263 3 года назад +5

      I liked it, it was bad good

  • @buddyboltgaming8269
    @buddyboltgaming8269 5 лет назад +31

    Mark: who is wasting time getting a snack
    Me in kitchen with Bluetooth headphones: oops

  • @lonelylestat2634
    @lonelylestat2634 5 лет назад +147

    Mark: “hello hello hello”
    Me: “C-Count Olaf??”

    • @xlivingxdeadgirl
      @xlivingxdeadgirl 5 лет назад +1

      :o

    • @GamingWithHajimemes
      @GamingWithHajimemes 5 лет назад +7

      does he have a long list of chores? will he put on of his fans in a cage? will he and his troupe make another colab soon?

    • @jaidynhalling2162
      @jaidynhalling2162 5 лет назад +1

      @@GamingWithHajimemes yes

  • @abrahamlucio4151
    @abrahamlucio4151 5 лет назад +26

    0:00 that one teacher that says hello to everybody coming in.

  • @spidey1100
    @spidey1100 5 лет назад +49

    Yo that dictionarium song is actually catchiarium. SHI-

  • @jaxcraft2848
    @jaxcraft2848 5 лет назад +1

    37:36: Mark! Get your big fat head away from the joke, I can't see! XD
    38:23: There's the joke. XD

  • @LoonaYuri
    @LoonaYuri 2 года назад +3

    13:54 Aunt Mildred is so smart for being not real, literally everyone in markipliers stream wouldve wrote farted and expect it to be a real person
    holy shit

  • @scaggly9239
    @scaggly9239 5 лет назад +36

    They looked at you as the perfect promotional tool for their game pre-release.

  • @alexsisgarcia2014
    @alexsisgarcia2014 5 лет назад +16

    "Here comes trouble in the shape of my ass! I dont know- I dont know what that means but you should feel threatened." Best things hes said yet 🤣

  • @RandomPerson-gh7px
    @RandomPerson-gh7px 5 лет назад +56

    Mark: *very angry*
    Game: *makes the host of dictionarium sing*
    Also Mark: *starts dancing*
    Me: *laughing my ass off*

  • @Dementia_Springtrap
    @Dementia_Springtrap 4 года назад +35

    “Uh Oh! The Boat’s Sinking Again!”
    What Do You Mean, *A g a i n ?*

  • @SuperAdnan117
    @SuperAdnan117 5 лет назад +7

    I love that part in the final play end credits where its like:
    *Mermph - Had mind meld*
    And simultaneously you see Mark do well.. 1:57:57

  • @JustNepttune
    @JustNepttune 5 лет назад +61

    "You're unstoppable you're unflappable"
    Mark 2019

  • @AlexYeeTV
    @AlexYeeTV 5 лет назад +105

    Did I miss something? "Transport" is not a ten-letter word but was supposedly a correct answer in that first speed round?

    • @Vertraic
      @Vertraic 5 лет назад +23

      Noticed the same thing... If you want ten letter words, don't count a nine letter word as a correct answer.

    • @stuffedbrains
      @stuffedbrains 2 года назад

      I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT FOR TWO YEARS AND I FOUND IT

  • @thepeanutgallery9980
    @thepeanutgallery9980 5 лет назад +156

    Mark: *uses made up word wrong*
    *loses*
    Mark: YOU IDIOTS! YOU ABSOLUTE FOOLS! HOW DARE YOU!

  • @bellini5546
    @bellini5546 5 лет назад +47

    Audience: Picks the most sexual jokes
    Mark: *goes on a rant about his talent being waisted and his big brain time slowly decreases*

  • @lyricaltherapy6293
    @lyricaltherapy6293 4 года назад +73

    2019 mark : don’t look at me
    2020. Mark: don’t look at me. Or touch me

  • @shaygray4552
    @shaygray4552 5 лет назад +76

    “I don’t KNOW THESE PEOPLE”

  • @katedim1774
    @katedim1774 5 лет назад +95

    they should have said
    when i was younger we didn’t have socks: we had hands

    • @thebakery3802
      @thebakery3802 5 лет назад +5

      I hate that your not wrong. I frowned when I read this.
      So you get a like

  • @sanchez3138
    @sanchez3138 5 лет назад +28

    Nobody:
    Absolutely nobody:
    Mark for the 16th time: **HELLO**

  • @seriesly3929
    @seriesly3929 3 года назад +1

    I'm just dying over here over Watermelon's jokes lmao
    My love life is like Markiplier: short made me stop the video because i was laughing so hard at the unexpected punchline and Mark's reaction to it (49:14)

  • @djthegamerxiii4302
    @djthegamerxiii4302 4 года назад +64

    Someone in the first game was named Xion, and in one of the last games they need themselves Marluxia. If you see this, hello fellow Kingdom Hearts fan!

    • @raynethescribe2772
      @raynethescribe2772 4 года назад +8

      Xion: *explodes *
      Me, instinctually: NO! WHO ELSE AM I GONNA EAT ICE CREAM WITH!?

  • @dhelor
    @dhelor 5 лет назад +72

    Mark: "I don't have friends. I don't have any friends, to be honest."
    Wade, Bob, Jack, Ethan, and Tyler: "Are we a joke to you?"

  • @Durtlepower
    @Durtlepower 5 лет назад +5

    0:00 When squidward gets trapped while traveling through time

  • @akiyoshie1128
    @akiyoshie1128 5 лет назад +40

    When I was a kid we didn't have socks we had Legos taped to our feet screaming with every step

  • @tetrofita1787
    @tetrofita1787 4 года назад +5

    13:42for those of you wondering how to discover aunt Mildreds handwriting remember her R is just a curve

    • @thaiisfood
      @thaiisfood 4 года назад

      I noticed that and now all my r’s in that minigame are just a curve

  • @TheDankNoot
    @TheDankNoot 5 лет назад +3

    @1:37:16
    Mark - "Here comes trouble in the shape of my ass."
    Me - spits water on screen

  • @XenatheChaotic
    @XenatheChaotic 5 лет назад +26

    Mark: Don't look at me
    Me:...mark... you're streaming...live...

  • @cmanlvr
    @cmanlvr 5 лет назад +25

    It was good playing with you all even though I was in the audience it made my day just to be apart of it! 😄
    Also Mark
    GAYLORD

  • @Nahrenne
    @Nahrenne 5 лет назад +27

    That diction*arium song was amazing.
    'o'
    X

    • @curtimongous
      @curtimongous 5 лет назад +2

      It's so FUCKING FIRE!!! SHE GOES IN HARD!!!

  • @_KungFuBarbie_
    @_KungFuBarbie_ 4 года назад +4

    1:44:55 The fact that Aesis and Hi mom got spared after being completely wrong. I can’t even.

    • @oliveroates
      @oliveroates 3 года назад

      They survived the initial question though, they were only there to provide answers that would kill the top 3

  • @josepharmstrong8025
    @josepharmstrong8025 4 года назад +2

    no one:
    Actually no one:
    Someone named "Hi mom": 1:45:00 "bRuH iDk Im AuStRaLiAn"