This video perfectly encapsulates Coney streams, maybe more than any video he’s made before. It’s a fantastic idea that he refused to test pre-stream, it started going poorly, he made new rules/cheated constantly, bargained with chat to cope with him failing his own self imposed challenge even after cheating, and it’s entertaining as hell the whole way through
The fact that Super Mario World is the final game of this challenge is a reference to Coney moving the goal posts, much like the goal tape that moves up and down at the end of each level
Coney: "This will either be a great idea or go horribly wrong", Clueless Overall it was a great stream, Coney failing to beat world 2 in SMW was hilarious, "Time to game" and immediately dies. Even if everyone chat was spamming 4/19/23 it was still a good stream even if it was a bit messy.
I love videos of meticulously strategized challenges that expose aspects of a game that have never been previously considered. I also like when the internet funnyman contrives a untested challenge, swiftly realizes what he has done, and desperately tries to wiggle through someway somehow.
“I knew I was going to beat the challenge, and do you know why?” “Because you cheated.” “…No! Not because I cheated! Because I never changed the rules, and you’re just text on a screen.”
“Ooo this seems like an interesting premise. Maybe he’ll do a 2% zoom or something each time.” *instantly makes a massive zoom* “oh dear lord this is gonna be interesting”
What he needs is the ability to move the game capture window around. This idea is a novelty but when coney can't even see where he is, it just makes this a game of memory that he has no chance of winning.
If I had a nickel for every time a steamer fake sneezed to readjust Super Mario World, I'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice (Grayfruit's Mario World glitch hunting vid)
Jokes aside, this is actually a good demonstration of how screen size makes a big impact on how players interact with and feel about a game. Zoomed in screen -> More tense, each obstacle is more of a threat. Micro-game oriented Zoomed out screen -> more chill, everything is less of a challenge. Macro-game oriented
I'll admit I was the one person in chat who mentioned the Mario 3 airship was still on the map. Honestly now I kinda wished I didn't say anything because it probably would've been funnier to see Coney reach the castle & then realize he had to go find the ship, potentially causing him to lose the run. Anyways, gg Coney
Broke: make him lose the run Woke: make him realize he gets 20 extra minutes and free zoom outs because jupiter is in retrograde and the sun was in his eyes
getting namechecked while scrolling through comments is always a jumpscare haha but thanks! I only had to cut out half the times Coney cheated in order for it to make sense
Imo he should reset the challenge when he can't handle the Zooms anymore, or at a game over... Rewarding game overs is mad counterintuitive! Resetting the challenge would solve all the problems with it, but I get that that would make it to tedious for our coney...
I wish the camera actually followed Mario. I guess that would take a lot more work, but I was really expecting that, and it seems like the more fair way to do this.
ah, the old classic of Coney desperately trying to bargain with chat when he fails a challenge
It’s part of what makes him so entertaining
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@@ethanroumpf8923 yooo i assume youre from indy smash but i do not recognize your name lmao
“calvin ball ass stream” from someone in chat lmfao
the moment he first got hit and instantly did a MASSIVE zoom in I knew this video was gonna be good
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You say what we're all thinking man
Bro read my mind
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Watching Coney trying to change the challenge every few minutes is true entertainment
What chu doin' here, nerd
@@buff00n3ry I am here to enjoy the coney content sir
This video perfectly encapsulates Coney streams, maybe more than any video he’s made before. It’s a fantastic idea that he refused to test pre-stream, it started going poorly, he made new rules/cheated constantly, bargained with chat to cope with him failing his own self imposed challenge even after cheating, and it’s entertaining as hell the whole way through
The fact that Super Mario World is the final game of this challenge is a reference to Coney moving the goal posts, much like the goal tape that moves up and down at the end of each level
Coney: "This will either be a great idea or go horribly wrong", Clueless
Overall it was a great stream, Coney failing to beat world 2 in SMW was hilarious, "Time to game" and immediately dies.
Even if everyone chat was spamming 4/19/23 it was still a good stream even if it was a bit messy.
What was up with the 4/19/23 thing anyways?
I am also curious on the 4/19/23 thing.
@@staticchimera44 Don't ask a Coney viewer what happened on 12/22/22
@@PinguiniAlfredo Now I´m not asking, but hypothetically speaking, if someone else asked what happened on that date, what would you say?
@@orb3796 Roblox may or may not have happened
man can't believe he beat this all legitimately and definitely under an hour what a god gamer
he did spend a lot of time setting up it was under an hour for sure
@@sunburner_ray he was so clutch remembering the yoshi house bonus too
A minute ten for sure
I love videos of meticulously strategized challenges that expose aspects of a game that have never been previously considered. I also like when the internet funnyman contrives a untested challenge, swiftly realizes what he has done, and desperately tries to wiggle through someway somehow.
“I knew I was going to beat the challenge, and do you know why?”
“Because you cheated.”
“…No! Not because I cheated! Because I never changed the rules, and you’re just text on a screen.”
17:31 Magikoopa when he gets hit:
“Ooo this seems like an interesting premise. Maybe he’ll do a 2% zoom or something each time.” *instantly makes a massive zoom* “oh dear lord this is gonna be interesting”
What he needs is the ability to move the game capture window around. This idea is a novelty but when coney can't even see where he is, it just makes this a game of memory that he has no chance of winning.
If I had a nickel for every time a steamer fake sneezed to readjust Super Mario World, I'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice
(Grayfruit's Mario World glitch hunting vid)
Jokes aside, this is actually a good demonstration of how screen size makes a big impact on how players interact with and feel about a game.
Zoomed in screen -> More tense, each obstacle is more of a threat. Micro-game oriented
Zoomed out screen -> more chill, everything is less of a challenge. Macro-game oriented
Coney should do an alternate version of this where he makes the screen narrower and calls it tik tok Mario
coney is that one kid going "No you tagged my clothes it doesnt count"
"Everything proof shield, GO!"
Coney truly is the king of not thinking things through
I'll admit I was the one person in chat who mentioned the Mario 3 airship was still on the map. Honestly now I kinda wished I didn't say anything because it probably would've been funnier to see Coney reach the castle & then realize he had to go find the ship, potentially causing him to lose the run.
Anyways, gg Coney
Broke: make him lose the run
Woke: make him realize he gets 20 extra minutes and free zoom outs because jupiter is in retrograde and the sun was in his eyes
Coney is like a really shitty carnie that rigs things right in front of you and expects you to go with it
1:58 this is just Super Mario Bros. Deluxe on GameBoy Color🤣🤣
This video is way more funny than I was expecting. I actually skipped over watching it when I got the notification, but this video is hilarious.
This video is very reminiscent of some older DougDoug stuff and I'm down for this new direction for Coney
Watched this while high af and died from laughter
Good idea: ✅️
Horribly executed: ✅️
Still good content because of coney: ✅️
This isn't a game stream. It's commentary on humanity.
I would love more experimental stuff with games like this, dougdoug had a lot of great ideas for something similar with less visuals over time
My favorite part was when he added that one extra rule
Not Zak "Coney" "Died to 1-1 Goomba" Zeeks doing a challenge run of Mario games
Quinn how did you salvage this and turn it into a video you are goated.
getting namechecked while scrolling through comments is always a jumpscare haha but thanks! I only had to cut out half the times Coney cheated in order for it to make sense
@@QuinnandWiny'know only having to cut out half of the cheating incidents is pretty good when it's Coney
I like that Coney always starts a challenge and immediately has to come up with new rules to avoid losing
you know when i saw the title i thought he was gonna be zooming out to make everything tiny but this is way funnier tbh
I love how shortsighted all of CONEY's stream gimmicks are 🤣
Clonk "4:22:19" Stevens quaking in his boots to Coney "1:00:00 +12:42" Crabs?
Coney definitely the kid who said nuh uh you missed in gym class dodge ball
This actually sounds like a fun challenge.
Finally someone managed to showcase how I feel when I play old Sonic games.
Pretty sure this is less screen zoom than most GBA ports of retro games. Megaman & Bass and Sonic Genesis nightmares abound.
Oh don’t remind me
This video is so good and funny I'm going to like and subscribe and follow him on twitch
This was truly a cinematic experience with all the plot armor involved
Never heard Coney as auctioneer mode as he is in this video. "10 more minutes 10 more minutes 10 more minutes 10 more minutes"
Hey Coney, I’m watching this on RUclips™️.
What is this? A high quality and unique gaming concept on the coney RUclips? Insane!
Also Based for not including lost levels because of difficulty
not based
Cringed
skill issue
18:07 just had a full spit take all over my laptop when he moved the camera
Never knew coney would try playing Mario form his own pov.
5:13 funniest moment yet 🤣
Imo he should reset the challenge when he can't handle the Zooms anymore, or at a game over...
Rewarding game overs is mad counterintuitive! Resetting the challenge would solve all the problems with it, but I get that that would make it to tedious for our coney...
cinematic masterpiece
>all the old 2d Mario games
>skips donkey kong, mario bros, lost levels, and yoshi's island
Coney the *Coward*
I wish the camera actually followed Mario. I guess that would take a lot more work, but I was really expecting that, and it seems like the more fair way to do this.
A new CONEY video two days in a row? Hell yeah
The amount of goalpost moving is this video is crazy
Coney didn't even need to play through obs sincs zooming in can be done through the switch
Basically obs was a pre john
I hope coney plays more retro games these are great
zelda nes XD
Ngl it's really funny when coney constantly changes the rules, I really liked this video but I think it's not what he's best at
Absolutely no cheating has been detected in this run. It has been confirmed legitimate and is now the world record for the Mario Cinematic Speedrun.
This content is actually fire
Thank you chatters for spamming the date of the stream so I, a casual youtuber viewer, can know.
What about a similar idea but rotating the game by 10 degrees every hit/death? 9 hits and his ass is sideways
Who else but Coney calls the original Mario a “modern” classic
The way he said this was a bad stream was very funny
so like... if i watch this in vr it'll feel like a 3D experience, right? Imagine seeing Coney fail multiple times from all angles.
yes, he said fellas i fu**ing love that
Coney, only one that loses 6 times plus and still wins lol.
Every coney stream challenge being janky is the best part
He found the original GBA ports
Mario gets consumed by the darkness
18:18 Coney auctioneer when?
YAAAY CONEY UPLOADED IT
good ass classic coney
Ive never seen someone so obsessed with mario……
Guy popping off after cheating multiple times and extending the timer. Never change, Coney.
Chaos edition Super Mario Classic Collection beta
18:08 lmaoo
FELLAS
saying super mario world is boring should be a crime
Has Coney every beaten a challenge legitimately without cheating or a million restarts or new deals with chat lol?
I did this it's called I don't get hit or at least got hit were it really suited me
Ignoring Mario Land 1, understandable. Ignoring Mario Land 2? Unforgivable
earliest ive ever been :) Funny haha mario game
Coney least psychotic stream to date
How do he think of it 😂😂😂😂
21:55 hehe poop
Fellas
This is just old 2D Sonic games
RUclips coney
Coney old 😂😂😂😂😂
Coney small 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Coney hot dog 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Coney shouldn't the title be: "Every Mario Game but the screen keeps growing" ?
Coney, I need that hat. where did you get it?
Coney, my favorite rule maker
"Mario 3 is easy"
okay 👌
in conclusion, cheaters never win
19 more subs drake?
anyone else getting the same accura ads every 90 seconds?
Yeah no. Me too.
Sub Mario go brr
its a me a mario
Coney ol cheatin’ ass 2 minutes in
fellas
Helping the algo