Bad Lads Army: Private Woodend & His Beasting

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  • Опубликовано: 2 фев 2025

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  • @azza5839
    @azza5839 7 лет назад +213

    Pain is failure leaving the body 😂

    • @kamikaze4172
      @kamikaze4172 4 года назад +4

      @@RustyChevy the Corporal said failure, though

    • @chrismc410
      @chrismc410 2 года назад +1

      The same thing can be done with an M4 and hold it at the least points of contact ie: two fingers at the front sight or two at the charging handle, many hundreds of rifle pt reps, manual of arms slowly, etc

    • @animatiz
      @animatiz Год назад +1

      @@RustyChevy 2:45
      Pain is failure leaving the body.
      You need to edit your comment

    • @RetroEcoChicken
      @RetroEcoChicken Месяц назад

      hes got more failiure then body.

  • @RescoeZ
    @RescoeZ 11 лет назад +117

    "...and don't get the paint on my fucking sign" *pops back out* "Or I'll rip your fucking head off."
    We need more Westons.

    • @mohammedashraf6978
      @mohammedashraf6978 5 лет назад

      Best provost ever very entertaining

    • @BinaryJackmsq
      @BinaryJackmsq 9 месяцев назад

      We need every Sergeant like him

    • @velvetinedrapes4359
      @velvetinedrapes4359 Месяц назад

      it's the way he stops and pops back out just to finish the sentence 😂😂

  • @nleak92
    @nleak92 8 лет назад +123

    Wow being sacked from sky certainly has changed Andy Gray

  • @Arathor82
    @Arathor82 6 лет назад +74

    If you can't be yourself, be Corporal Murray.

  • @kamikaze4172
    @kamikaze4172 4 года назад +53

    "Don't drop Annie" seriously. Don't. It's good training in the events that Annie is real next time. He's a tosser, but I gotta admit, holding it at the end at arm's length is impressive

  • @wiremuhipango3734
    @wiremuhipango3734 7 лет назад +78

    Probably wondered when his beasting wood end ahaha yeeeah

  • @tomwakley5719
    @tomwakley5719 4 года назад +33

    (Scottish accent) "PAIRN IS FEELURE LEAVING THE BAWDY!"
    Gotta love Corporal Murray! 😊

    • @allthekingshorses7178
      @allthekingshorses7178 2 года назад

      Kirk Woodend, or should we say "Luke Desmond" suffers a different kind of pain these days 😂😂😂

  • @Jaidencharlotte
    @Jaidencharlotte 4 года назад +46

    1:44 Every bloke when they wake up

    • @thatone846
      @thatone846 4 года назад +1

      Okay that actually got a laugh out of me mate. Good job.

    • @ZeHoSmusician
      @ZeHoSmusician 4 года назад +1

      Yeah, you wish your "rocket" was that big and hard... ;)

    • @thatone846
      @thatone846 4 года назад +1

      @@ZeHoSmusician why do you care so much about his cock?

    • @ZeHoSmusician
      @ZeHoSmusician 4 года назад +1

      My comment was on behalf of all us guys (as in, we all wish we were, er, well endowed). :)

    • @itsdan722
      @itsdan722 7 месяцев назад

      Hahahaha, quality

  • @leecount8421
    @leecount8421 6 лет назад +20

    Pain is weakness leaving the body.

  • @truth-lg7xy
    @truth-lg7xy 6 месяцев назад +3

    Wouldn't get away with this now the alphabet gang would take a heart attack watching this😂

  • @JDfabricacations
    @JDfabricacations 6 лет назад +16

    Getting shelled is the worst, apart from getting beasted with a 50 cal

  • @francessweeney2308
    @francessweeney2308 6 лет назад +63

    He deserved this, his sister is an RAF policewoman; he stole her ID card,he went to a garage in military uniform and got HP in her name for a car. Though it was cancelled after the theft of the ID card was reported, his sister was still in trouble for leaving it around. The consequenses of a security breach with a stolen card could have been catastrophic.
    Woodend appears to be a sociopath, he knows what he's doing is wrong, but doesn't care. There could have been grounds to investigate Woodend for Theft of MOD property;an offense that carries a sentence of about 4years imprisonment.

    • @tommyatkins2527
      @tommyatkins2527 5 лет назад +2

      I agree with what you said but can't blame his sister he probably took it when she visited parents

    • @GWRProductions-kg9pt
      @GWRProductions-kg9pt 4 года назад

      @@tommyatkins2527 as much as I'd like to say she's not at fault, but I have to agree with the snowdrops on that matter

  • @stevehall5299
    @stevehall5299 4 года назад +16

    Never upset Sgt Weston!, beast of a man but he's been there and done it, so respect

    • @mattbod
      @mattbod 10 месяцев назад +2

      Wonder what he’s up to now? He was my favourite on the series. You could tell he was tough but fair. It’s the same with Murray too.

    • @stevehall5299
      @stevehall5299 10 месяцев назад

      @mattbod yes I wonder too ,a bit older but still battling away I hope, ps Joe Murray wasn't to be messed with ,and of course there was Sgt Sullivan too,jeez he was fierce !

    • @TurnerN4tor500
      @TurnerN4tor500 8 месяцев назад

      @@mattbodI preferred Jeff Edwards. Fucking scary man, but commanded respect, and ultimately tried to motivate his victims to being better and stronger men. Tim Weston just humiliated the shit stains comically

  • @jakeblues875
    @jakeblues875 8 лет назад +83

    1:52 I've said it once, and I'll say it again... There is NOTHING scarier than a pissed off Scotsman. o.O

    • @CB-xr1eg
      @CB-xr1eg 7 лет назад +1

      You mean there is nothing scarier THAN a pissed off scotsman, or. there is nothing as scary AS a pissed off scotsman.

    • @FrozenWillow1980
      @FrozenWillow1980 7 лет назад +17

      Aye there is ;) A pissed off Scots Woman ;) xx

    • @adamwalker9796
      @adamwalker9796 6 лет назад +5

      Bonus points for the fact Murray actually is Glaswegian.

    • @FrozenWillow1980
      @FrozenWillow1980 6 лет назад

      @Ttrucker Haha you widny like tae see me oan mine 😂😂

    • @chrismc410
      @chrismc410 5 лет назад +2

      @@FrozenWillow1980 To be fair, pissing a woman off of any nationality is bad idea to begin with. The "hell hath no fury" saying exists for a reason.

  • @fatman2570
    @fatman2570 6 лет назад +5

    That's what it was like in training 60's, hard but teaches respect

    • @MrSir-kj1gy
      @MrSir-kj1gy 6 лет назад +2

      In the caf it's still pretty close to this.

    • @MrSir-kj1gy
      @MrSir-kj1gy 3 года назад +1

      @CB2004 yes Canadian army

  • @calummccracken1154
    @calummccracken1154 6 лет назад +8

    The Scottish dialect in its finest form

  • @bigbob-fl5kx
    @bigbob-fl5kx 5 лет назад +7

    the millitary we need!

  • @gazmini81
    @gazmini81 13 лет назад +8

    im fucking happy happy happy happy happy happy sergeant lol

  • @lucidmoment71
    @lucidmoment71 5 лет назад +11

    He wou;d make a decent painter and decorator.

  • @finchy77finch79
    @finchy77finch79 3 года назад +3

    Aaah yes I remember getting my shit thrown about because some lizard next to me couldn’t get a grip of his admin or stop being idle

  • @robsaunders9521
    @robsaunders9521 4 года назад +2

    I can remember the 25 pounder shell in the guardroom at Blackdown RAOC, Deepcut..... it was nicknamed "busby", probably because most of the staff on here are former RAOC themselves.

  • @keiko909
    @keiko909 5 лет назад +27

    "woodend" sounds like a pretty fitting name lol

    • @wordedsauce5580
      @wordedsauce5580 4 года назад +3

      How? He lives at the end of the woods or something?

    • @LHoriginal
      @LHoriginal 3 года назад

      @@wordedsauce5580 wood is slang for penis, he's basically called bellend

    • @velvetinedrapes4359
      @velvetinedrapes4359 Месяц назад

      @@wordedsauce5580 he was in a bunch of adult gay movies after this

  • @TheMugenmunster
    @TheMugenmunster 4 года назад +1

    Never saw serabachi island made with bunks before...lol...this is great

  • @clarissamcpigeon7857
    @clarissamcpigeon7857 8 лет назад +10

    Not sure the order this was edited in, but earlier in this episode, Woodend broke down in tears because he felt the section were picking on him and Murray gave them all a total bollocking. Murray eventually figured out what they were getting at - as seen by this beasting. He must have felt so pissed off and betrayed.
    Also when Murray was shouting about cutting him a new arsehole, he wasn't looking at Woodend. He was looking at someone else off camera.

    • @jakeblues875
      @jakeblues875 8 лет назад +1

      I thought I heard a nervous fart as Murray yelled that... O.o

  • @katemillett3731
    @katemillett3731 4 года назад +3

    Corporal Murray for president!

    • @MrRogerogerio
      @MrRogerogerio 4 года назад

      *Prime Minister

    • @katemillett3731
      @katemillett3731 4 года назад

      @@MrRogerogerio hmm corporal nayokas can be president. I'd vote for him twice

  • @jamesmadison7551
    @jamesmadison7551 7 лет назад +1

    well... finally get a glimps of there driil corporal, sgt how ever they do it.

  • @ChonoPanci
    @ChonoPanci 7 лет назад +28

    In America we call this smoking.
    I like the term beasting though.
    Who knew the Britsh smoked the dog shit out of their soldiers too lol

    • @jesuissoldatamericain8771
      @jesuissoldatamericain8771 7 лет назад +1

      Chono Panchi Or corrective training if you want.

    • @raymondhamill270
      @raymondhamill270 6 лет назад +2

      I am An American soldier. They still called it smoking when I went through basic

    • @nonyabeeznuss304
      @nonyabeeznuss304 6 лет назад

      Chono Panchi the Marines call it "incentive training"

    • @ds111dodger5
      @ds111dodger5 6 лет назад +3

      The British army is the highest trained in the world. Look it up!

    • @nonyabeeznuss304
      @nonyabeeznuss304 6 лет назад +2

      Jon Mcbride Ive gotta agree. I served alongside them. I was in the best infantry battalion in the corps by all official measurement. Royal commandos were the only foreign force that we ever fought alongside who I ever felt could cover as much ground as us and be relied upon without a doubt. I'd choose them as a fellow force to fight alongside over some of our own battalions. Jordanians, afghans, iraqis, kuwatis and saudis are basically mall cops. Aussies arent terrible but they drink too much when they should be handling buisiness, georgians just mag dump and run, danes arent good for much except complaining about coffee to thier union.

  • @truth-lg7xy
    @truth-lg7xy 6 месяцев назад

    Private woodend??thats got to be giraffe ❤️🤣

  • @warrencole2709
    @warrencole2709 5 лет назад +1

    I remember seeing Kirk Woodend on an episode of Judge Rinder, no lie

  • @crazypolite
    @crazypolite 4 года назад +1

    Gomer Pyle would have legitimately been happy 😂

  • @jamaicanewshub9582
    @jamaicanewshub9582 4 года назад

    Woodend got a 20lb shell snatch from his hand like it was feather and that fucker was struggling to hold it up

  • @fionnmurray2307
    @fionnmurray2307 2 года назад +1

    Love corporal murray. Serious man

  • @stratpluslover8391
    @stratpluslover8391 Год назад +3

    Thats Annie
    Dont drop Annie 😅

  • @eliasharrison9782
    @eliasharrison9782 5 лет назад +2

    Does anyone have the video of the provo going like Stand by...tick tock tick tock.. and banging the drums on the recruits heads?

    • @jeremyslaney5644
      @jeremyslaney5644 4 года назад +2

      I think that that happened in the 3rd or 4th series

    • @harleyb7880
      @harleyb7880 6 дней назад

      It's on RUclips you can find it in the later series 🎉

  • @lewissmith7344
    @lewissmith7344 5 лет назад +4

    When did Andy Gray become a Corporal?

  • @graemeg-cp8yh
    @graemeg-cp8yh 7 месяцев назад

    Murray is class haha

  • @adamwalker9796
    @adamwalker9796 5 лет назад +1

    How and when did Corporal Murray get a wardrobe change?

  • @johnnywalker7961
    @johnnywalker7961 6 лет назад +3

    Well kirk wooden desvrite it .

  • @millerboyization
    @millerboyization 14 лет назад +5

    @2:12 thats disgusting lol

  • @liamdurrant6364
    @liamdurrant6364 3 года назад +1

    I think though should sent all hard line young offenders to do 12 months boot camp, spare nothing.
    It will do many of them if not all a world of good.

  • @jamesbarratt593
    @jamesbarratt593 4 года назад

    Woodend. Fucking change that name if it were mine for starters. Annie the ww2 artillery shell. Beast

  • @MrRedeyedJedi
    @MrRedeyedJedi 5 лет назад +5

    Are they sure that's an artillery shell? Looks more like a tank round

    • @GWRProductions-kg9pt
      @GWRProductions-kg9pt 4 года назад +3

      it's a 17 pounder, but that's the weight of the projectile alone

  • @crafter170
    @crafter170 2 года назад

    Oh oh !

  • @ibidydo
    @ibidydo 14 лет назад +1

    wheres sgt weston

  • @michaeldevaney5728
    @michaeldevaney5728 9 месяцев назад

    That sort of shite doesn't win wars such a load of bollocks

  • @Kickback-dm7zt
    @Kickback-dm7zt 3 года назад

    Wood end... More like Bell end. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @simonecanepa721
    @simonecanepa721 2 года назад +1

    What did this lad wrog in order to be beasted by Corporal Murray?

    • @velvetinedrapes4359
      @velvetinedrapes4359 Месяц назад

      He was unpopular for being lazy and complained to Murray about being picked on by the rest of his section so Murray, thinking the guy was being bullied, tore into them to stamp out the bullying. Then he found out the guy was really lazy and smoking while everyone else was working so he made a fool out of Corporal Murray pretending he was being bullied

    • @harleyb7880
      @harleyb7880 6 дней назад

      His locker and uniform wasn't set properly.

  • @TheMugenmunster
    @TheMugenmunster 4 года назад

    Excuse me mt serabachi

  • @cartmanofsp
    @cartmanofsp 8 лет назад +3

    Its usually lactic acid

    • @mohammedashraf6978
      @mohammedashraf6978 6 лет назад +1

      Thats when you dont have enough oxygen in the muscle bud

  • @lfc011
    @lfc011 6 лет назад +1

    what season was this

  • @lee1982ful
    @lee1982ful 3 года назад +2

    That my uncle haha

  • @longliveafghanistanindiafr6989
    @longliveafghanistanindiafr6989 6 лет назад

    that's why dont wana join army because the contractor or company get richer we poor soldiers get shit life.

  • @Thomas-vk1mi
    @Thomas-vk1mi 4 года назад +1

    Which episode is this?

  • @cosmicwartoad2587
    @cosmicwartoad2587 4 года назад

    Wonder what some of these people're like if you remove their roles, rank and power?

  • @miasanmia0935
    @miasanmia0935 6 лет назад +1

    Do they still show Bad Lads Army today?

    • @xevil--beast28x84
      @xevil--beast28x84 6 лет назад +2

      No, it ended in 2005 I think (or '06)

    • @miasanmia0935
      @miasanmia0935 6 лет назад +3

      King Evil a shame looks like a good show.

    • @xevil--beast28x84
      @xevil--beast28x84 6 лет назад +2

      Miasanmia09 it was, needs to be bought back

    • @mrbleach3501
      @mrbleach3501 6 лет назад

      King Evil it does :(

    • @xevil--beast28x84
      @xevil--beast28x84 6 лет назад +1

      MR BLEACH even though you have an avatar of a cannabis plant, I have to say I agree

  • @and551
    @and551 13 лет назад +2

    @Trialbystone17 Just search Tim weston and it will come up bro :)

  • @thetriggerhappypwner
    @thetriggerhappypwner  12 лет назад

    Copy and paste it into your browser... Silly! LOL!

  • @thetriggerhappypwner
    @thetriggerhappypwner  14 лет назад

    @millerboyization Snot?? Indeed discusting!!

  • @frankbarrow9347
    @frankbarrow9347 6 лет назад

    This is complete bollocks!

  • @EzbeeOfSnR
    @EzbeeOfSnR 11 лет назад +3

    jesus christ only 25 lbs? i understand struggling with the gripping part but the rest of it?

    • @calito44
      @calito44 7 лет назад +16

      Perhaps the question is not how much but for so long :)

    • @Cinnabun
      @Cinnabun 7 лет назад +13

      Your arm fucking dies after holding a canteen of water out stretched because you forgot to fill it to the top.
      25lb would be painful real quick.

    • @ghostalpha2886
      @ghostalpha2886 6 лет назад +5

      You can hold an 8lbs weight with an outstretched arm and be fine for a short while. But prolonged stretching and holding 8lbs of weight soon turns into more than what you bargained for.

    • @mdurst2009
      @mdurst2009 5 лет назад +1

      The guy has a record for fraud how fit do you think he is?

    • @gezzarandom
      @gezzarandom 4 года назад

      He should be thankful it wasn’t the same shell used in the first series, it weighed 62 pounds. Lol

  • @Dim4323
    @Dim4323 10 месяцев назад

    Dont drop annie

  • @hurchgoer
    @hurchgoer 6 лет назад

    ..

  • @0dus
    @0dus 12 лет назад

    Nah the link definitely doesn't work, try it.

  • @CompoundAce
    @CompoundAce 12 лет назад

    link doesn't work :(

  • @CompoundAce
    @CompoundAce 12 лет назад

    LOL! obviously! of course I did that! But the link doesn't work... copy and paste it into your browser and it just takes you to the youtube homepage

  • @thetriggerhappypwner
    @thetriggerhappypwner  13 лет назад

    @Trialbystone17 ruclips.net/video/dMzdSDrGU-4/видео.html