STORYTIME MY FRIEND WAS SHADY

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  • Опубликовано: 2 янв 2025

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  • @taylerdent3733
    @taylerdent3733 3 месяца назад +382

    “Why are you outside with your ass dirty” 😂😂😂 it’s the little things that have me 💀

    • @niyashields15
      @niyashields15 3 месяца назад +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @dericarobinson5941
      @dericarobinson5941 3 месяца назад +3

      Fr😂😂😂😂

    • @dabest444u
      @dabest444u 3 месяца назад +8

      NO BC THAT CRACKED ME UPPP😂😂😂😂

    • @lalaanderson9204
      @lalaanderson9204 3 месяца назад +2

      But naw Fr though 😂

    • @dariuswiltzs5515
      @dariuswiltzs5515 3 месяца назад

      I think they went somewhere and got dirty. She didn't know

  • @autumn5098
    @autumn5098 3 месяца назад +291

    “She ain’t have no job, she ain’t really take care of her kids”SYMONE🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m weakkk

    • @lolo_z
      @lolo_z 3 месяца назад +15

      Symone pulled the whole forest to shade the girl 😂😂😂

    • @shelocsher2396
      @shelocsher2396 3 месяца назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @jessicaj8083
      @jessicaj8083 3 месяца назад +1

      I screamed.

    • @deniseharris1684
      @deniseharris1684 3 месяца назад +1

      LMFAOOOOO took me out!

    • @destini9986
      @destini9986 3 месяца назад

      @@lolo_zbruh I was CACKLING FR 😂

  • @SincerelyIyesha
    @SincerelyIyesha 3 месяца назад +87

    Symone throwing so much shade at rat “ cuz instead of cleaning her ass she wanted to come outside with it itching “ I’m holleringggggg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @lilpineapple3489
      @lilpineapple3489 2 месяца назад +5

      "bc she don't really be taking care of her kids" LMFAO

  • @therealgold3n788
    @therealgold3n788 3 месяца назад +463

    when I tell you I screamed when you said a crackhead climbed through the window and stole the tv 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sky.mckayaa
      @sky.mckayaa 3 месяца назад +36

      Lmfaoo no frls like we not gon slide past that😂😂😂

    • @seraphinaa.
      @seraphinaa. 3 месяца назад +19

      literallyy like hol on a sec, lets dissect this🤣😭

    • @moneybaggchey
      @moneybaggchey 3 месяца назад +1

      Literally 😂😂😂

    • @teraihporter2221
      @teraihporter2221 3 месяца назад

      Omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tonyawin2205
      @tonyawin2205 3 месяца назад

      Sameee 😂😂😂😂

  • @TherealDestinyy
    @TherealDestinyy 3 месяца назад +80

    “she ain’t got no job, she don’t really take care of her kids, You know she just always available” That shit had me on the floor 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 cause where did that come from 😭

  • @pdtbb
    @pdtbb 3 месяца назад +170

    Well damn Rat was outside more than a single baby daddy I ain’t even know she had kids 😭😭😭

    • @GetIt_Naee
      @GetIt_Naee 3 месяца назад +6

      Ya Hear Me ! 😂

    • @KikiW89
      @KikiW89 3 месяца назад

      MFs with kids always be outside
      Especially MFs with a bunch of kids

  • @valenciabenson5218
    @valenciabenson5218 3 месяца назад +39

    “Baby is cute , baby look just like dad 🫤🫤”😂😂😂😂 I’m dying why are you so funny

  • @toriyt2714
    @toriyt2714 3 месяца назад +143

    Wayment Kelly had enemy baby. How you gone glide past that part like that 😂.

    • @TrevyyNicole
      @TrevyyNicole 3 месяца назад +13

      There’s a whole story time about it

    • @tiffanyhussie8093
      @tiffanyhussie8093 3 месяца назад +5

      @@TrevyyNicole which one?

    • @lucaboosie5863
      @lucaboosie5863 3 месяца назад +40

      ​​@@TrevyyNicole I never heard it, not even the part about the coma 😂. Which storytime these are ? ?

    • @SiahSiah
      @SiahSiah 3 месяца назад

      @@lucaboosie5863that’s what I’m tryna figure out 😂

    • @Jay-ek5xt
      @Jay-ek5xt 3 месяца назад

      @@lucaboosie5863I think the storytimes where he got arrested and they were trying to find money to bail him put

  • @OnaandZahkies
    @OnaandZahkies 3 месяца назад +36

    “ I wish you would go to that damn hospital, I’ll pull the plug my damnn self” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m crying

  • @TashAndStuff
    @TashAndStuff 3 месяца назад +216

    Hey Ms. NEW YORK FASHION WEEK👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 THAT OUR BABY

    • @LifewithSymone
      @LifewithSymone  3 месяца назад +33

      Heyyyyy 🥰🥰🥰🥰

    • @TashAndStuff
      @TashAndStuff 3 месяца назад +8

      Listening to these stories be making me be like whettt? Cause ik enemy was in the hospital but how did I miss he was in a coma🥴 crazy these people are interconnected like f**k

    • @lucaboosie5863
      @lucaboosie5863 3 месяца назад +6

      ​@@TashAndStuffI just commented to somebody that I missed the coma and baby storytime I swear

    • @Maviissee
      @Maviissee 2 месяца назад

      @@LifewithSymonecongratulations symoneeeeeeeee🎉

  • @zalaya1065
    @zalaya1065 3 месяца назад +18

    Nah u a real one hopped in the driver seat and pulled off on timing😂💯

  • @njc1304
    @njc1304 3 месяца назад +49

    Getting attacked naked is one of my worst fears 😂😂.

    • @Feeeeels663
      @Feeeeels663 2 месяца назад

      how did she get attacked I didnt understand blanked this time

    • @njc1304
      @njc1304 2 месяца назад

      ​@Shehejehd the story starts at 12:25
      22:25 is the actual naked attack 😂😂

  • @meganbranscomb
    @meganbranscomb 3 месяца назад +142

    You Describing Her In The Backseat Sparking A Cig While Bleeding w. A Dress Around Her Neck 💀💀😭😭

  • @shamanlee111
    @shamanlee111 3 месяца назад +59

    Yall was gonna smoke, so how yo dress get off?? 😂😂 Symone you get on my entire nerves😂😂😂 That's something I would be thinking

  • @fattzs
    @fattzs 3 месяца назад +14

    The way Simone said the blunt was in oh boy mouth I screamed OMFG😂😂😂😂

  • @kaylah9206
    @kaylah9206 3 месяца назад +66

    Jump out in a Freddie Krueger suit?? Symone you’re too funny💀💀

  • @ivieorobor9448
    @ivieorobor9448 3 месяца назад +18

    Symonnneeeee your life was crazy girl I’m a little over halfway through and WOW😭😭 Kelly??? crazy?? A coma???? A baby??? Fav RUclipsr hands dowwnnn🩷🩷🩷

  • @CallMeChiChii
    @CallMeChiChii 3 месяца назад +16

    lol sis you’re not petty ‼️ I’m the same way , I stopped showing up for people’s birthdays when I realized they weren’t showing up for mine‼️

  • @leidiec23
    @leidiec23 3 месяца назад +145

    RAT GOT KIDS??????? 😳 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @AlishaRichards-fr9zn
      @AlishaRichards-fr9zn 3 месяца назад +21

      Lol yes 3😅

    • @leidiec23
      @leidiec23 3 месяца назад +26

      @@AlishaRichards-fr9zn 😳
      UN… FK’N…BELIEVEABLE! Do they know her? 😂

    • @adayinthelifeofunique334
      @adayinthelifeofunique334 3 месяца назад +34

      That’s what I said like what and Kelly has a baby with enemy 🤦🏽‍♀️ I don’t ever remember hearing that part

    • @user-ou9tt1iw8v
      @user-ou9tt1iw8v 3 месяца назад +11

      @@adayinthelifeofunique334she never told that part. But she did mention rat kids/BD a few times

    • @isucool785
      @isucool785 3 месяца назад +5

      With a name like rat, you knew boo lmao

  • @TheTommeeJ
    @TheTommeeJ 3 месяца назад +34

    Congratulations on NYFW! You deserve it ❤❤
    LMAO call centers always messy!

  • @angeljanell806
    @angeljanell806 3 месяца назад +27

    Congratulations on your success. Keep it up very proud of you.

  • @TherealDestinyy
    @TherealDestinyy 3 месяца назад +46

    “baby so cute baby look just like dad” am i high or this whole story time just funny as hell 😭😭😭

    • @JalenTheCreative
      @JalenTheCreative 3 месяца назад +9

      the whole story funny asf😭😭😭 issa plot twist every 5 mins

  • @KaylaAlexander-v5j
    @KaylaAlexander-v5j 3 месяца назад +25

    Not a crack head came in and stole the t.v 😂😂😂 definitely looking forward to that story time

  • @muchomango11
    @muchomango11 3 месяца назад +33

    Clicked that notification fast as hell, and I’m finna order food, mail lady came right on time lol

  • @IG-SLIMSOSKETCHY2.0
    @IG-SLIMSOSKETCHY2.0 3 месяца назад +17

    Don't listen to this if you driving 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I was cracking up

  • @BHOONT
    @BHOONT 3 месяца назад +17

    "why is you outside with yo ass dirty?" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @LifeofDestinyB
    @LifeofDestinyB 3 месяца назад +29

    Ngl. I feel her saying she tired of the other girl tryna be a duo all the time

    • @dabest444u
      @dabest444u 3 месяца назад

      no sameee! I’ve had a clingy friend like that before and it’s like DAMN bitch.. what were you doing w your life before you met me?! 😂😂😂😂

  • @LilSushi00
    @LilSushi00 3 месяца назад +97

    PERFECT TIMING SIS! I was already drinking 💕🫶🏾

    • @laquitaspearmon764
      @laquitaspearmon764 3 месяца назад +7

      Me too. Outside with the kids 😂

    • @krystalsway1764
      @krystalsway1764 3 месяца назад +6

      Me too lol😂

    • @thatssheek
      @thatssheek 3 месяца назад +5

      Got my shot glass of tequila and my blunt ☺️

    • @Classynfabolous005
      @Classynfabolous005 3 месяца назад +2

      Me too!!! 🍷

    • @305JustMe
      @305JustMe 3 месяца назад +10

      Drinking game: take a shot 🥃 every time she says “tell me why!”

  • @jordanduff-gordon2390
    @jordanduff-gordon2390 3 месяца назад +15

    “Keeeeeelllyyyy” 🥴 in my Soulja Boy Voice.

  • @kujichakalia8676
    @kujichakalia8676 3 месяца назад +8

    Lmao the lay myglizzy in yo buns comment had me hollering 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 now Symone!

  • @VIRGOCHILLI
    @VIRGOCHILLI 3 месяца назад +41

    “Simone stop being nice to her”
    “Sock her inna head-“
    “No don’t do that”
    Is so me when I drink bruh omg 😭😭

  • @breanaatkinson5953
    @breanaatkinson5953 3 месяца назад +22

    You must’ve known I just clocked in for my shift!! SYMOOOOOOOOOONE!!! lol.

  • @xolove2955
    @xolove2955 3 месяца назад +5

    “Baby’s cute baby looks just like dad” the wayyy I died 🤣

  • @chaneldoll3481
    @chaneldoll3481 3 месяца назад +16

    GIRL I WAS JUST WATCHING THE OLD STORY TIMES LAUGHING WONDERING WHEN OUR GOOD SIS GONNA UPLOAD.. right on time 😊

  • @Mommy_Three
    @Mommy_Three 3 месяца назад +9

    Girl I hollered when you said Kelly😂😂😂

  • @taylormade9748
    @taylormade9748 3 месяца назад +14

    These story times are lowkey therapy, thank you Symone!
    I’m so ready for part 2! I’m so happy you overcame these bums!

  • @cadillacparker9587
    @cadillacparker9587 3 месяца назад +8

    Yess My IG/ RUclips Niece!! Im a whole 52 yr old that has been following you for 2 yrs!! Love ya soul Babee.. you're about to help me get thru my last hour of OT.. ❤ from Da Bronx!!

  • @_cordeezy
    @_cordeezy 3 месяца назад +7

    the scream I scrumpt when you said Kelly!!!! 😭😭

  • @lucaboosie5863
    @lucaboosie5863 3 месяца назад +7

    SYMOOONEEE !! (nail psycho vc) 😂😂. The mail lady is on time again 📬 !!!

  • @adayinthelifeofunique334
    @adayinthelifeofunique334 3 месяца назад +21

    She wanted to be outside with her ass itchy 😂 like whattttt 😂 girl I need that part2 like tomorrow please, thanks! 💞

  • @Anggswrld
    @Anggswrld 3 месяца назад +10

    LMAOOO at “ why is u outside with yo ass dirty” 🥴🤣🤣🤣

  • @LadyLexxx
    @LadyLexxx 3 месяца назад +18

    Not ole girl turned into Erykah Badu.
    I just want it ta be
    You and me
    Like it used ta beee
    😂😂😂😂

  • @ebonih7138
    @ebonih7138 3 месяца назад +13

    Out eating alone at a restaurant and you my entertainment 😂

  • @Blackrosedaniii
    @Blackrosedaniii 3 месяца назад +18

    when symone calls i answer 🎉🎉😂 lemme clock out now

  • @JoselynLoya
    @JoselynLoya 3 месяца назад +3

    39:15 “this rat was like” lmaooo symone you are so unintentionally funny😭😭

  • @NewExclusive2800
    @NewExclusive2800 3 месяца назад +12

    13:56 waittt bc “same hood different set” and “in the photo throwing up the set together” is so real lmfaooo is that some LA shit? Bc that’s definitely how me and my hgs tell how close 🥷🏾S are 😂😂😂

    • @sky.mckayaa
      @sky.mckayaa 3 месяца назад

      Lmfaoo thas that la shii fs cs we gotta see like they close close or js frm the same hood.

  • @TheTommeeJ
    @TheTommeeJ 3 месяца назад +5

    I just rewatched the series of you telling us how you fell out with Toxic and Rat. Now we’re getting the Kishae and Alyssa saga 🩷

  • @Xitsaapril
    @Xitsaapril 3 месяца назад +1

    I love listening to your story times on my drive home from work. Always gets me though 😂❤

  • @Eanaj9
    @Eanaj9 3 месяца назад +3

    I’m so glad you are alert. So am I. Even when I’m lit 😂

  • @faithwilliams23
    @faithwilliams23 3 месяца назад +1

    This story was so good!! Rat so messy talking about “ain’t that yo friend??” The nerve! 😂😂
    Part 2 us please 🙏🏾 it’s been 4 days 😭

  • @nenembaya2
    @nenembaya2 3 месяца назад +1

    You are literally so funny “aw, the baby looks like dad 😒” 😂😂😂

  • @colbilajuan9517
    @colbilajuan9517 3 месяца назад +5

    Power just went out because of the weather and here comes Symone with a story time

  • @Imanifaith93
    @Imanifaith93 3 месяца назад +8

    A crackhead did what?? Symone! Lmaoo 😭🤣

  • @autumnwest9156
    @autumnwest9156 3 месяца назад

    “Aweee so cute. Baby so cute, baby look just like dad🙃.” WHYYY am I laughing so hard at that 😂. You are so funny omg🤣

  • @GreenerieSensimellia
    @GreenerieSensimellia 3 месяца назад +3

    “But let me know how that goes tho” lool

  • @Starpatch.33
    @Starpatch.33 3 месяца назад +3

    SYMONEEEE! U might not see this but I js wanna let u know that I rlly love and appreciate ur story times. Keep doing what ur doing girl ❤️.

  • @shamanimcqueen8092
    @shamanimcqueen8092 3 месяца назад +5

    I started watching your videos at work about a month ago and love you story times!!!😂🫶🏾 Watching This one at work too!!!!!

  • @divineestheticsskinhair5497
    @divineestheticsskinhair5497 3 месяца назад +2

    8:33 Symone: “okay” *head shake*
    Me: “You know you doing that shi on purpose baby..let me surf it baby” 🤣🤣

  • @chloeemmanuel9236
    @chloeemmanuel9236 3 месяца назад +5

    I missed you so much I’ve been listening to old videos like “hmmm that shit sounds familiar”

  • @keyerramadgett2848
    @keyerramadgett2848 3 месяца назад +1

    This was very funny. The crackhead coming thru da window was hilarious.

  • @asiamarie4176
    @asiamarie4176 3 месяца назад

    You dropped this at a perfect time!! I just moved into my apt yesterday and now I have something to listen to while I unpack my closet !❤

  • @aarilynsanders8367
    @aarilynsanders8367 3 месяца назад

    I KNEW BETTER than to listen to you while grocery shopping 🤣🤣🤣 got these ppl looking at me like I’m crazy laughing at myself !!!!!

  • @PsIluuMariee
    @PsIluuMariee 3 месяца назад +5

    Right on timeee you must’ve knew I was boutta do my daughter hair!!

  • @MsGoodeGworl95
    @MsGoodeGworl95 3 месяца назад +1

    34:16 I was rolllingggg with the impression of crazy 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @melissalmp73
    @melissalmp73 3 месяца назад

    😂😂😂😂Lmao... "not you in your head saying "don't be weird Symone you already forgave her"... 😂😂😂😂

  • @Tallyellayaz
    @Tallyellayaz 3 месяца назад +2

    I’m a sales rep LOL! Everything you saying is so true 😂😂

  • @misslady5029
    @misslady5029 3 месяца назад +5

    Coma???? Giiirrrlll.....😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @creativechristina
    @creativechristina 3 месяца назад +1

    Girl you knew I was bored and struggling to do this work. Thank you girl

  • @yasth3bratt
    @yasth3bratt 3 месяца назад

    Symone your life is literally a movie … i love it sm 😭💯

  • @pzchinaz
    @pzchinaz 2 месяца назад

    Symone was DYINGGGGGG when you said she ran out the house naked 😂😂😂😂

  • @miraclebolton4749
    @miraclebolton4749 3 месяца назад +1

    At work making this money listening to symoneeeee and congratulations on your business ❤🎉

  • @candyc313
    @candyc313 3 месяца назад

    Symone you are such a pretty girl. I love listening to your story times it took so long for me to check you out after listening to Ti but you do not disappoint!!!

  • @lilmamasofly
    @lilmamasofly 3 месяца назад +1

    I was waiting for your story time to drop. Listening to this at work. 💜💜💜

  • @Misoill
    @Misoill 3 месяца назад +1

    LMFAO NOT you putting Rat in the back like ole girl did Kiara😂😂😂

  • @SabrinaWatson-y7r
    @SabrinaWatson-y7r 3 месяца назад +1

    “The cigarette was helping” 😂😂😂😂

  • @TheJESS412
    @TheJESS412 3 месяца назад +1

    Your life has been insaneeeee😂😂😭😭😭😭😭 lived several lives!!

  • @NaomyP
    @NaomyP 3 месяца назад +1

    This was a funny one 😂😂😂😂
    Congratulations on Fashion Week❤

  • @TheMelaninJunkie
    @TheMelaninJunkie 3 месяца назад +1

    Yeahhhh Symone!! I’m getting a pedicure and now I have some entertainment!! Girl you are always right on time!

  • @lelamaria2233
    @lelamaria2233 3 месяца назад

    PURRR NEW YORK FASHION WEEK?? ILY SYMONE I BEEN FOLLOWING FOREVERRR

  • @sunjaah
    @sunjaah 3 месяца назад +1

    Hey virtual bestie girl I love you!!!! You been doing big things girl!!! YOU KNOW WE WATCHING!!!

  • @YapwithHanan
    @YapwithHanan 3 месяца назад +1

    Congratulations on NYFW❤❤❤❤❤

  • @MATTELMADE
    @MATTELMADE 3 месяца назад

    yess i been waiting i’m so proud of you girl i been rocking with you for so long 🥺💓💓

  • @pthespicequeen
    @pthespicequeen 3 месяца назад

    That one-sided support is all too familiar. Byeeee😂

  • @reaunarhrm
    @reaunarhrm 3 месяца назад +3

    29:37 the side eyes 😂😂😂😂

  • @victoria43981
    @victoria43981 3 месяца назад

    Symoneee seeing you post makes me happy ❤

  • @angeljanell806
    @angeljanell806 3 месяца назад +11

    Yes, Mail lady it’s another StoryTime 🎉😱🗣️👏🏾❤️

  • @gagamarrythenight11
    @gagamarrythenight11 3 месяца назад

    My first time seeing one of ur storytimes cant wait for part 2 definitely subscribed 😊✨🖤

  • @EDub-en9yw
    @EDub-en9yw 3 месяца назад

    Can’t wait for part two ! Love you girl!

  • @Amiyahxo
    @Amiyahxo 3 месяца назад +1

    Nah I get it. If I be interacting with you and you don't interact back then there's no reason to be following each other. Maybe im petty too lmaoo

  • @jenaf6520
    @jenaf6520 3 месяца назад

    Symone this probably one of the funniest stories u ever posted 🤣

  • @BrownEyedGirl.02
    @BrownEyedGirl.02 3 месяца назад

    Dued yessss 🥰🥰 helping me finish this last hour of work !!!!

  • @rye6777
    @rye6777 3 месяца назад

    proud of you homegirl ❤️

  • @thatsher647
    @thatsher647 3 месяца назад

    Symone!!! Congratulations on NYFW being a success!

  • @annoirb5431
    @annoirb5431 3 месяца назад

    23:25 yo helll noooo 😂I kno that seemed like some movie type shii cause girl wtfff😂😂😂

  • @Miamiax2
    @Miamiax2 3 месяца назад

    And you blessed us with a good hr I be trying to watch other people story times while I’m waiting on unto upload but I swear it’s nobody like u and you know how to tell a story I can see everything you be saying like a movie girl

  • @alexisunny1
    @alexisunny1 3 месяца назад

    This is one of my favorite story times!!!❤

  • @giagiavoni
    @giagiavoni 3 месяца назад

    Cramming and slamming at that call center 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @christalallen8654
    @christalallen8654 3 месяца назад

    Yasss symone 😍 Bout to pour my drink and roll up perfect timing 🫶🏾

  • @VannahJ
    @VannahJ 3 месяца назад

    Hey girl, I just got to this video because I been so busy w work and school but can’t wait for pt 2❣️

  • @LoVe-mj4xk
    @LoVe-mj4xk 3 месяца назад

    19:13 “why is you outside with yo ass dirty” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂