@@Gallop4Me I believe that's from a Patrick Rothfuss novel so..you may want to see if it's a maxim that was somewhat changed so you aren't slammed with a copyright.
Yeah but he killed the manager because he made him snap every one has a braking point in their life and the Manger made phil go crazy and so he did something wrong.
Hell no, Lumbergh asked for it. And he got it, with a vengeance. I was rooting for Milton as well, or Phil, or insert name who you can identify with who takes this kind of shit on a regular basis.
It's not wrong, i'm also rooting for Phil. The manager is the bad guy, he's the one that broke Phil. The nicest people, when angry, can be immensely terrifying.
GrazedAssasin Same with me. They think that coz im so nice to people that i must be a SYCHO! So they try not to make me sad or angry coz they think that if they do, i'll do something unspeakably horrible to them. Why cant they understand that we're normal people like u and we like being nice to people coz its fun. For me, that is.
I don't laugh. I don't speak. I don't smile. I do focus my eyes. I do pay attention. I do respond.... Many talked to me, but I don't normally talk back. Many have invited me, but I don't normally participate. Many have annoyed me, but I don't normally strike them down... But if I am angry, I may smile, I may speak, and I may laugh. ...they say... ...I have an "evil" laugh.... ... .. .
Oh, nice people still get angry, don't believe otherwise. You never see it on their face, so where does it go? Inside, that's where. It's simple physics: pressure builds... and is released.
+WanderingRandomer This has happend to me 2 times, but of course a bit more calculated. But I am that sort of person who builds up presure inside that eventually explodes into a violent burst of magic.
As the nicest guy in my work shop I can 100% agree to this my rage builds up during the day and it is realieved in violent outbursts in voice game chats that have led me to have 2 permanent banned accounts. It might not sound believable that someone with 2 banned accounts can be a nice guy but my personality switch just turns on and off depending on who I have to be forced to act as and when I'm not forced to bottle anything else up.
@@jamesmiller5900 "tummy rub from mommy?" What kind of insult is that? You must be in the *_single digits_* of age to come up with something like that. Please mature before belittling a comment made years ago.
Yeah at every job I've ever had there was always the "nice guy" the one who just loved his or her job and was great at it and would help out anyone. One time at my last job (I worked at K mart) There was this guy named matt (I never knew his full name) and he was the nice guy. One time our boss took him to far and he just quit on the spot (I'm not even sure if you can do that but his resignation form was sent a couple days after) Still sucks because he was a pretty cool guy.
You can quit any job on the spot and the only thing they can do is get mad unless it's specifically contract work Otherwise? The worst they can do is bitch at you and maybe fuck around with being slow processing your last paycheck
Its creepy alright, but besides the whole turn-your-boss-into-an-open-taco thing, there really isn't any reason to fear the guy unless you're a corrupted manager..hell, might even go as far as to befriend him
The whole point of the story wasn't to be gory or creepy, it was to divert our expectations of the ending which is why Vincent V. Cava (the author) is one of my favorite online writers. for a better experience, I recommend listening too his story called "picture this".
Here's a brief synopsis of this story. A fedora tipping every man named "TJ" was sitting on 4chan one day, consuming Doritos and Mountain Dew. He was looking in the dank meme section when suddenly he noticed an attractive intellectual female who looked most suitable to puzzle his mind. Acknowledging her the best way he knew how, he decided to hit her up on facebook. She rejected him almost immediately for having his profile picture set as a fat neckbeard tipping a fedora. Enraged by this denial, he blamed it on females going for the "jock" instead of the "nice guy." Garnishing his favored leather jacket and fingerless leather biker gloves, he sets out on a rampage to kill as many jerks as possible. Hilarity ensues. Take a listen to "The Nice Guy" today by WellHeyProductions. Audiobook by MrCreepyPasta.
+Dunmunll I don't know what I love more, what you wrote or the fact that it's a completely different tale than this story. It's like getting Rick Rolled before people knew what Rick Rolling was. Only this is pleasant.
Well, this dude was a hard worker.. & Squidward doesn't do anything. I'd say it's Spongebob xD he does anything for Mr. Krabs (even went all the way to Shell City to save his life..)
You're brilliant at these narrations. The way your voice rises and falls with the action, the pauses, and the soft creepy tones makes them ten times scarier. The music is immersive and the way the background of your video ever so slightly changes keeps making me expect a jump scare.
I have to admit, this is my favorite creepypasta. I don't know why this is good to me but it just has this interesting tale about how messing with one nice guy can be your biggest karma and that this one guy is not like any other. Nice people can be upset, but Phil in this story takes the cake and is one guy you do not want to put pressure on.
Yeah and beside phil was cool guy, why would anyone want break someone like him and who in their right mind find enjoyment in breaking their employees.
I quite enjoyed it. I feel that the onomatopoeias in the beginning were a little excessive, but otherwise it was good. Scary thing is, I've had managers like that in the past. One of the last ones literally didn't know how to do her job but was still overly bossy. We actually did have a number of people quit because of her.
Like this story,Had a good message. "Don't push people or you will be push back." In the dark pasta way.But none the less.thanks for the read and thanks Wellhey for the creation of this well cooked meal.
Your first creepypasta was masterfully written, flawless in my opinion and that plot twist in the end, I wouldn't have seen it coming. Good Job, WellHeyProductions.
Love Mrcreepypasta's work, Never gets old, I have never heard a bad story and how he reads it is phenomenal and congrats to the author, best stories make my heart pound. Just love it!
I was so engrossed in this story that I stopped eating my crackers so that I wouldn't miss a word. Those dramatic pauses.....WOW! That's how you tell a story.
I solved the ending a little while before it came, but it was still told in such a way to still be freaking epic. This has to be one of my favorite creepypastas I've heard. *subscribed*
I have to say,that stories was actually really well written,From the plot twist to the vocabulary,I can tell it was written by a talented fellow writer,Bravo!
I LOVE this creepypasta. I only wish he hadn't went all demonic when he snapped. If he'd stayed normal following the rest of the story, it would have been almost like a "this could happen irl" story. :D
Other than the demonic part, I can almost believe it. Maybe he had a fight or flight response with the desk to throw it out the window. When people activate that, they can lift planes. You never know... It would leave a little more mystery to it.
On one hand: Yes for power. On the other hand, once it switches off, your body is in severe horrible pain if you did anything you weren't supposed to be able to do...
4. The silent, always smiling, girl that does almost anything she's asking, breaking. I'm one of those girls... You don't want to know what goes through our minds. You don't know what we're capable of.
I felt...legitimately really bad for Phil.
Me to dude.
Christian Miner Same here
i feel bad for phil to i hope he have an amen\
Casey Portnell Seems like you didn't spend much time studying either.
Casey Portnell Strangely I understood that.
There are three things wise men fear. The night with no moon, the sea in storm, and the anger of the gentle man.
Very, very true.
I like that. Can I use it?
@@Gallop4Me I believe that's from a Patrick Rothfuss novel so..you may want to see if it's a maxim that was somewhat changed so you aren't slammed with a copyright.
Well put
Ah yes, The Wise Man's Fear by Patrick Rothfuss
Phil did nothing wrong.
i know right
Yeah but he killed the manager because he made him snap every one has a braking point in their life and the Manger made phil go crazy and so he did something wrong.
+ThatKidOverThere right it was the manger not phil
yeah all he wanted to do was phil mor 😆
yeah phil sure kept the manager in line....... like the one on his stomach....... heh....... sorry
Is it wrong that I'm rooting for Phil ?
We all have had that boss at least once in out working career.
Hell no, Lumbergh asked for it. And he got it, with a vengeance. I was rooting for Milton as well, or Phil, or insert name who you can identify with who takes this kind of shit on a regular basis.
Reminds me of a more horror-oriented 'Horrible Bosses', only better. :p
I bleeve you have my stapler
It's not wrong, i'm also rooting for Phil. The manager is the bad guy, he's the one that broke Phil. The nicest people, when angry, can be immensely terrifying.
The moral of this story is:
*Don't fuck with nice people.*
I'm nice and whenever i'm angry people are scared.
I know, right? Thats so true.
Hahahahaha!!! AMEN.
GrazedAssasin Same with me. They think that coz im so nice to people that i must be a SYCHO! So they try not to make me sad or angry coz they think that if they do, i'll do something unspeakably horrible to them. Why cant they understand that we're normal people like u and we like being nice to people coz its fun. For me, that is.
I don't laugh.
I don't speak.
I don't smile.
I do focus my eyes.
I do pay attention.
I do respond....
Many talked to me, but I don't normally talk back.
Many have invited me, but I don't normally participate.
Many have annoyed me, but I don't normally strike them down...
But if I am angry, I may smile, I may speak, and I may laugh.
...they say...
...I have an "evil" laugh....
...
..
.
eveyone always talks about flipping tables but this guy just bassicly flipped a 600 pound one out of the window
lol
+theblackwolf 55 so he Flipped a 600 Pound desk out the window.. But Where'd Phil go?
+theblackwolf 55 He was just that done with the managers shit.
Author Bishop wouldn't want to be the person walking in front of that guys office when that desk drops though :P
theblackwolf 55 Just imagine someone enjoying a stroll and they nearly get flattened out like a loony toon character.
So this is what inspired WhackYourBoss.
+Faith Ann Sizemore ahhahaha
GoogleLetsYouHaveWayTooLongNames NowADays something funny :3 ?
Faith Ann Sizemore You pretty funny xD
GoogleLetsYouHaveWayTooLongNames NowADays Thanks :3
+Faith Ann Sizemore Fucking awesome game ;-) I'm a fan of the water cooler.
I love this creepypasta because it shows how a normal person can go nuts and it also uses gore right at the end instead of just a plot device
I'm not do sure this guy was "normal" he seems like a demon or something
sure thing boss 😶
He was like black butler in the office
Emi Loli exactly what i was thinking
Emi Other glad i wasn't the only one who thought of sebastian lol
Oh, nice people still get angry, don't believe otherwise. You never see it on their face, so where does it go? Inside, that's where. It's simple physics: pressure builds... and is released.
I release pressure by furiously masterbating
+WanderingRandomer True....
True...
+WanderingRandomer This has happend to me 2 times, but of course a bit more calculated.
But I am that sort of person who builds up presure inside that eventually explodes into a violent burst of magic.
As the nicest guy in my work shop I can 100% agree to this my rage builds up during the day and it is realieved in violent outbursts in voice game chats that have led me to have 2 permanent banned accounts. It might not sound believable that someone with 2 banned accounts can be a nice guy but my personality switch just turns on and off depending on who I have to be forced to act as and when I'm not forced to bottle anything else up.
Where's pressfarttocontinue? I thought we were homies...
***** yeah where is he...
I think he ventured into some other channels, MCP...
Non. Pressfarttocontinue is always here. ALWAYS. She is her own creepypasta.
wait, pressfarttocontinue is a girl? hmmm i wonder if it's dodger in disguise... (not really)
Mark Moore
This literally made my eyes hurt while reading this...
Now this, THIS is a story worth awrds
awards
ikr i love it !
Obviously Phil is an alias for Dwight, this is secretly all about The Office.
Great theory
Andy trying to get Dwight fired after returning from his boat trip
Even the nicest people have there limit
Dire Wolf. I'm sorry, but...
*They're
I'm sorry, but...
*Their
I’m sorry but...
*Thur’s
I love that twist in the end of the story, that boss deserves what came to him.
it would be better if the thing ended just with "because the hospital doesnt know im gone yet"
That would imply he kills them, but Phil ain't a bad guy...
...he's a nice one :)
Nice Guy Phil: Kills that boss you hate; Doesn't harm anyone else
I'm gonna start telling my boss "Sure thing boss"
I'm gonna start saying flabbergast
Lol
@Luke. Before you do that, let him listen to this story. 😲😟🤔
Wasnt scary.....then he said 'The hospital doesnt know Im gone yet'
FUCK THIS.
pfft, that scared you? i saw that twist coming a mile away
Honestly, that plot twist was too predictable. The rest of the story was good, but the plot twist really did the opposite for me- it ruined it.
Phil needs some coffee and a backrub
@@jamesmiller5900 You must be 11 for commenting on a two year old comment, trying to belittle someone.
Get the fuck off.
@@jamesmiller5900 "tummy rub from mommy?" What kind of insult is that? You must be in the *_single digits_* of age to come up with something like that. Please mature before belittling a comment made years ago.
@@yeetpea5302 what did they say
@@Starry-eyed_Samantha what did they say
@@themanbehindtheslaughter7374 It was a year ago, how am I supposed to remember? 😝
"I'm getting real sick of your shit, boss."
Yeah at every job I've ever had there was always the "nice guy" the one who just loved his or her job and was great at it and would help out anyone. One time at my last job (I worked at K mart) There was this guy named matt (I never knew his full name) and he was the nice guy.
One time our boss took him to far and he just quit on the spot (I'm not even sure if you can do that but his resignation form was sent a couple days after) Still sucks because he was a pretty cool guy.
People with power they don't deserve or work for often abuse it
You can quit any job on the spot and the only thing they can do is get mad unless it's specifically contract work
Otherwise? The worst they can do is bitch at you and maybe fuck around with being slow processing your last paycheck
Is anyone else addicted to these :\
*raises hand* i keep getting creeped out and it makes it hard to sleep at night. but ill be damned if i cant stop watching these
I am even though they make it hard to sleep at night just like +Undertaker9711 said
I'm with ya lol
im very addicted as soon as i have access to youtube i watch like 20 and i dont care if ive already heard them
I have kinda an addiction to Creepypastas
"He does have a heart." I cannot stop laughing over that, even though its horrific and deadly, i cannot stop laughing.
Its creepy alright, but besides the whole turn-your-boss-into-an-open-taco thing, there really isn't any reason to fear the guy unless you're a corrupted manager..hell, might even go as far as to befriend him
The whole point of the story wasn't to be gory or creepy, it was to divert our expectations of the ending which is why Vincent V. Cava (the author) is one of my favorite online writers. for a better experience, I recommend listening too his story called "picture this".
give that dude a raise
This is one of those stories that doesn't need a sequel because it was so good
Yup.
As soon as Kirby said that story is bull I was like :0 he's phil
That was incredible! The manner in which you read this insanely good story only added to its perfection. Hands down, one of my all time favourites^^
I love this story. A great mix of some comedy and horror. Please, another!
I'd be grateful to have an employee that responsible
Here's a brief synopsis of this story.
A fedora tipping every man named "TJ" was sitting on 4chan one day, consuming Doritos and Mountain Dew. He was looking in the dank meme section when suddenly he noticed an attractive intellectual female who looked most suitable to puzzle his mind. Acknowledging her the best way he knew how, he decided to hit her up on facebook. She rejected him almost immediately for having his profile picture set as a fat neckbeard tipping a fedora. Enraged by this denial, he blamed it on females going for the "jock" instead of the "nice guy." Garnishing his favored leather jacket and fingerless leather biker gloves, he sets out on a rampage to kill as many jerks as possible.
Hilarity ensues.
Take a listen to "The Nice Guy" today by WellHeyProductions.
Audiobook by MrCreepyPasta.
*applause*
+Dunmunll *Slow Clap*
That reminds me of something from Law and Order SVU (I think that was the show anyway).
+Dunmunll I don't know what I love more, what you wrote or the fact that it's a completely different tale than this story. It's like getting Rick Rolled before people knew what Rick Rolling was. Only this is pleasant.
You're my hero
Ah so this is Squidwards origin story.
Oh my God lol
Well, this dude was a hard worker.. & Squidward doesn't do anything. I'd say it's Spongebob xD he does anything for Mr. Krabs (even went all the way to Shell City to save his life..)
risked his own life during it
Well done! I enjoyed this immensely! Lol. Don't push.. They might push back.
You're brilliant at these narrations. The way your voice rises and falls with the action, the pauses, and the soft creepy tones makes them ten times scarier. The music is immersive and the way the background of your video ever so slightly changes keeps making me expect a jump scare.
Murphy is great because he's not focused on trying too hard to just be creepy, he focuses on telling a good story.
Thank you very much, sir!
:D
I am literally shaking and crying. Kirby would never do such a thing.
I have to admit, this is my favorite creepypasta. I don't know why this is good to me but it just has this interesting tale about how messing with one nice guy can be your biggest karma and that this one guy is not like any other. Nice people can be upset, but Phil in this story takes the cake and is one guy you do not want to put pressure on.
No more Mr nice guy no more Mr ple-e-e-ease
give this man an award
You see, let this be a lesson. Breaking a person to the point of rage is never a good idea.
Yeah and beside phil was cool guy, why would anyone want break someone like him and who in their right mind find enjoyment in breaking their employees.
Not only did you use the story, but you used my intro... Enternal thanks, sir!
that was a fricken awesome story dude, i love it, holy crap!!!!!! gahhh how did you come up with it? ........wait...never mind........
Wow! Great story! I loved it! Great job! I saw it coming when his name was kirby and phils last name was kirbison
I quite enjoyed it. I feel that the onomatopoeias in the beginning were a little excessive, but otherwise it was good. Scary thing is, I've had managers like that in the past. One of the last ones literally didn't know how to do her job but was still overly bossy. We actually did have a number of people quit because of her.
WellHeyProductions i can relate to you there! at the moment i am working for a nasty woman, she is so annoying!
WellHeyProductions Your manager sounds like a grade-A weaponsgrade douchebag.
*Kirby adjusts horn-rimmed glasses*
Me: OOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Such a great story, this "WellHeyProductions" dude is a great writer x ♥
A story about how pushing someone too far is a bad idea. 9/10
well he seemed like a nice guy
The ending nearly gave me. Heart attack !!! Love the stories you tell
This is my favorite pasta of all time.
It is good.
I'm shaking right now, this is such a good story with one of the single greatest twists in creepypasta history!
Like this story,Had a good message. "Don't push people or you will be push back."
In the dark pasta way.But none the less.thanks for the read and thanks Wellhey for the creation of this well cooked meal.
jasmine davis Never seen It...Like really Tv show..movie? Like what is It?
Your first creepypasta was masterfully written, flawless in my opinion and that plot twist in the end, I wouldn't have seen it coming. Good Job, WellHeyProductions.
I love Phil! I would love to meet him!
He's so cool!
+Genevieve Pfaff me 3
Id take the guy out for drinks. He clearly deserves it after putting up with that for as long as he did.
I got the chills when I read this story in you book.Now I'm not gonna be able to sleep
I don't get it....how would the hospital not know he's gone yet? I don't think it takes them that long
This had me till the whole "pointed teeth and scaly skin" stuff, though that ending was pretty good.
Loved the ending. I love these long stories :D
Love Mrcreepypasta's work, Never gets old, I have never heard a bad story and how he reads it is phenomenal and congrats to the author, best stories make my heart pound. Just love it!
The whole time Phil went berserk, I was thinking...
"Gone the form of mortal man..."
"Arise the demon ETRAGAN"
I love these happy endings =)
I always wondered, if I was named Moe, I'd hope my last name was Lester.
Lol
me two
dareal xmaster too****TRIGGERED
This was one of the first Creepypastas I've ever listened to (by you) and It made me start to admire you so much
I was so engrossed in this story that I stopped eating my crackers so that I wouldn't miss a word. Those dramatic pauses.....WOW! That's how you tell a story.
I solved the ending a little while before it came, but it was still told in such a way to still be freaking epic. This has to be one of my favorite creepypastas I've heard. *subscribed*
People have told me several times that I'm crazy, but I don't believe them because the voices in my head tell me otherwise. They seem nice.
When Chuck Norris goes to bed, he checks under his bed for Phil Kirbson
Haven't you ever heard of that Dane Cook joke about the weird guy?
Always be nice to the weird guy.
Well, you know how the saying goes... beware the nice ones.
That was a good one, loved the ending :)
I have to say,that stories was actually really well written,From the plot twist to the vocabulary,I can tell it was written by a talented fellow writer,Bravo!
I kept expecting Phil to breathe fire, since apparently he's a dragon???
Actually I believe that he's a demon.
What I first thought when his skin was apparently 'scaly'
Basically, *don't fuck with nice people*.
I like this guy and his name is just awesome
Love this story my man. Second time I've listened to your telling of it and still as good as the first. Well done my friend.
I don't understand why the manager was so maliciously determined to destroy Phil lol . The man litteraly did nothing wrong.
Lmao because he’s just one of those dicks man. There’s always that one person that gets his rocks off by making people feel like shit
Oh wow. This story is awesome. Great storytelling. Had me engaged the whole time.
I think we all wish we could do this to our boss.
This was brilliant. It had me on the edge of my seat the whole time simply the best I've heard so far
The man in this story reminds me of the anime Black Buttler. Someone seems to be impossibly perfect, but it's because they're a demon.
"Beware the wrath of a patient man." That's how someone once said.
I LOVE this creepypasta. I only wish he hadn't went all demonic when he snapped. If he'd stayed normal following the rest of the story, it would have been almost like a "this could happen irl" story. :D
I feel like it could not all the gore but I feel like it could
Other than the demonic part, I can almost believe it. Maybe he had a fight or flight response with the desk to throw it out the window. When people activate that, they can lift planes. You never know... It would leave a little more mystery to it.
Don't you just wish you could control it
On one hand: Yes for power. On the other hand, once it switches off, your body is in severe horrible pain if you did anything you weren't supposed to be able to do...
I assumed the demonic stuff was just exaggeration from the guy telling the story.
I absolutely love listening to these stories. They always keep my on the edge of my seat and they don't bore the shit out of me. Yaaaay!
you are very good at narrating , good job
One of my fave Creepypastas! Love how you read it MCP!
So the moral of the story is.....Tuna salad sucks.
This was just as good as the first time I heard it 4 years ago LOL. I got a thank you again MCP!
Id Be that one guy who would try to calm phill down and get hurt in the process.
Must be my lucky day. I just seem to be running into the greatest creepypastas I have ever heard.
That is the best twist.
Ahhh. A nice old-fashioned suspense ending horror story! Exactly what I needed! Thanks Mr CreepyPasta!
The first 30 seconds sounds like a riddle
+Siobhan Campbell Three co-workers walk into the lunchroom in their office. Where's the cream filling?
+Eugene Neary I don't know, where
I'd give an answer, but that would ruin it for others.
Awesome love how all your stories have a twist at the end I'm in love with all of your stories amazing!
Don't fuck with Phil okay?
Every CreepyPasta gives me chills. I love them, they scare the crap out of me. Just the tone of his voice, creepy...
Honestly there lucky Phil works with them cuz of how good he is at work
This is one the first if not thee story that has gotten me into creepypastas. I'll forever be grateful for this moment. :')
What a twist!!!!
as soon as he said that he had those same glasses as phil i knew it was him
Y'know, at around 12 minutes in I started laughing.
XD All I could think of was "EVIL DESK FLIP" XD
Haha I thought that aswell haha
I could tell the second he said horn rimmed glasses. But awesome story. Thank you for doing this. It calms me down. Just thank you.
There are three things all wise men fear
1. A storm at sea
2. A night without a moon
3. The wraith of a patient man
I shall carry these words with me forever.
Thank you for passing your knowledge unto me, kind Elder.
4. The silent, always smiling, girl that does almost anything she's asking, breaking.
I'm one of those girls... You don't want to know what goes through our minds. You don't know what we're capable of.
Manager: *wants Phil to break*
Phil: *breaks beyond repair*
Manager: *shocked pikachu face on his corpse*
Moral of the story : Don't mess with people in general (you don't know if a person is near their breaking point or not).
"I hate tuna salad"
"Well, at least you're not like that one guy"
wait, what's the relevance?