[ASMR] WHO HURT YOU!? | Protective Shoto Todoroki x Listener (Audio Roleplay)

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  • @sunbeam282
    @sunbeam282 3 года назад +1760

    I'M SORRY THE BULLIES VOICE MAKES HIM SOUND SO STUPID- 😂✋ SHOTO SCARED ME WHEN HE HURT THE GUY- I JUMPED 😂👏

    • @emifukakado-msjoke
      @emifukakado-msjoke 3 года назад +100

      BRO IT MAKES ME LAUGH EVERY TIME I HEAR IT! I LOVE IT SO FLIPPING MUCH! LIKE ONE MOMENT IM CALMING DOWN AND GETTING READY TO SLEEP TO SOME NICE DEEP SOOTHING TODOROKI TALKING AND THEN BOOM! THERE IT IS! ✨BULLY VOICE✨

    • @sarahthesnail2271
      @sarahthesnail2271 3 года назад +91

      Bro, did kermit attack us?

    • @kaenote4402
      @kaenote4402 3 года назад +10

      @@sarahthesnail2271 yeh--

    • @sarahthesnail2271
      @sarahthesnail2271 3 года назад +29

      I mean, imma be real, if Kermit killed me, I would die semi-happy.

    • @kathieg470
      @kathieg470 3 года назад +5

      Same

  • @rebbecachunn
    @rebbecachunn 3 года назад +1570

    I lost it when the bully started talking. He sounded like a Muppet.

    • @deniecebaker7941
      @deniecebaker7941 3 года назад +135

      PLOT Twist:He Is Voiced By A actual Muppet-

    • @roach951
      @roach951 3 года назад +38

      SAMMME OML

    • @roach951
      @roach951 3 года назад +41

      And when peppermint committed ice, xDDDD

    • @jolie4419
      @jolie4419 3 года назад +47

      @@deniecebaker7941 HE SOUNDED LIKE A HIGH KERMIT 💀💀

    • @Bugbeast04
      @Bugbeast04 3 года назад +34

      he sound like a freakin muppet! XDDD

  • @randomfloofball9580
    @randomfloofball9580 3 года назад +1131

    Bully: *starts talking*
    Me: “What’s up with you, freaking muppets reject”

    • @sadly186
      @sadly186 3 года назад +29

      PLSSSS

    • @jolie4419
      @jolie4419 3 года назад +52

      HE SOUNDED LIKE A HIGH KERMIT THE FROG 💀💀💀

    • @Ryrrii
      @Ryrrii 3 года назад +56

      I think we may have gotten the shit beat out of us by Kermit the Frog 😩🤚

    • @lloydthorpe3667
      @lloydthorpe3667 3 года назад +14

      DAMN

    • @JkAsh
      @JkAsh 3 года назад +12

      LMAO PLEASE-

  • @kenmaspetcat2248
    @kenmaspetcat2248 3 года назад +1994

    Todoroki: "Cracks his knuckles"
    *Oh shit, things are going down*

  • @mari-zy1vb
    @mari-zy1vb 3 года назад +1653

    “WHO HURT YOU”
    Me. It was me.

  • @veecheethao6719
    @veecheethao6719 3 года назад +888

    Shoto: "now I'm mad"
    Ad: " *TRY TO CALM DOWN AND TAKE A BREATHER* "

    • @zekeyily
      @zekeyily 3 года назад +59

      LMAOOO PERFECT TIMING
      the ad knew what they where doing-

    • @L1V1NG..D3AD..G1RL6
      @L1V1NG..D3AD..G1RL6 3 года назад +36

      @@zekeyily I CHOKED ON MY BOBA READING THIS

    • @_mangaddict
      @_mangaddict 3 года назад +31

      *- turns on Sofia the first music*
      Todoroki: I was just a boy from the hood 👦🏠
      I was doin alright 😌👌
      Then this bitch ran up and said he wanted to fight (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง 🤨
      Hol' up turn around and ask if he alright 😕
      Cause clearly he don't know meeee 😯
      (I told him)
      Bitch I will beat up you and your family 🤜👩👨👦👧
      Yo moms yo pops and yo granny 👩‍🦳
      Now everyone looking at me 👁👄👁
      Because this bitch is causing a sceneeeeee 😒🤦‍♂️
      Midoriya: what's happening- Should we do something?
      Mina: yeah, never fuck with Todoroki! Periodt 💅
      Uraraka: XD
      Todoroki: Cause clearly he wants to geeeet
      Beat the fuck up 🙂🖕👏
      He gon find out 👀
      Just what these hands are all about 😀🔥❄
      Beat him tf up 💃🖕
      You got in my way 🤷‍♂️🏃
      You said you wanted to fight me 😕🤷‍♂️❓
      Now you on the ground crying now 🙂🙇😭
      Now you looking a damn clown 🤡🙄
      You got
      BEAT
      THE
      FUCK
      UUUUUUUUUUUUP 🙂🖕

    • @YN-wh5bg
      @YN-wh5bg 3 года назад +11

      @@_mangaddict Nuuuu

    • @_mangaddict
      @_mangaddict 3 года назад +6

      @@YN-wh5bg :)

  • @peterfile3428
    @peterfile3428 3 года назад +575

    Shoto: why are you crying?
    My head: oh so we’re supposed to show emotion?
    Me: aAaAAaAaaAaaAaAa!!!

    • @YN-wh5bg
      @YN-wh5bg 3 года назад +12

      😂

    • @trixya4life123
      @trixya4life123 2 года назад +11

      Oh my god I thought that too aha I full on started crying after he said it ahaha

    • @hllo6152
      @hllo6152 2 года назад +10

      I just got you 100 thumbs up! Cuz I gave you a 👍

    • @Tash1roShiro
      @Tash1roShiro 2 года назад +4

      That's what I'm talking about🗿

    • @carayoungman7870
      @carayoungman7870 2 года назад +1

      😂 LOL

  • @johanyhmmm2365
    @johanyhmmm2365 3 года назад +271

    Muppet: I am the perfect fit for this part in sesame street
    Bully: *you wanna fight*

    • @sarah-san9204
      @sarah-san9204 3 года назад +7

      My man's sounding like Kermit if he had a crack addiction 😂

    • @_mangaddict
      @_mangaddict 3 года назад +3

      **turns on Sofia the first music**
      Todoroki: 🙂👊🤜🤛
      Then this bitch ran up and said he wanted to fight
      Hol' up turn around and ask if he alright
      Cause clearly he don't know meeee
      (I told him)
      Bitch I will beat up you and your family
      Yo moms yo pops and yo granny
      Now everyone looking at me
      Because this bitch is causing a sceneeeeee
      Midoriya: what's happening- Should we do something?
      Uraraka: yeah, never fuck with Todoroki

    • @Renee_snowflake
      @Renee_snowflake Месяц назад

      😂🤣😆

  • @sunbeam282
    @sunbeam282 3 года назад +776

    Me trying to calm him down: *-Tis but a scratch-*

    • @spoon.doggle5506
      @spoon.doggle5506 3 года назад +27

      I fuckin love the tis but a scratch meme😂👌

    • @spoon.doggle5506
      @spoon.doggle5506 3 года назад +19

      Tis but a scratch brother

    • @uredux7483
      @uredux7483 3 года назад +8

      YOU ALMOST HAD ME IN TROUBLE XD
      69 likes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
      It's 12:00 am here

    • @Idk.cam_
      @Idk.cam_ 3 года назад +6

      From my cat

    • @starscreamlover123
      @starscreamlover123 3 года назад +7

      Tis but a burn

  • @meepboop5770
    @meepboop5770 3 года назад +514

    The bully sounds like he can be one of the puppets from sesame street 😂

  • @kenmascontroller9256
    @kenmascontroller9256 3 года назад +675

    Todoroki:"Where did he hurt you?"
    Me:"He punched my lip"
    Todoroki:*Kisses me on the lip*
    Me:OOP-

    • @Dwaboutme2
      @Dwaboutme2 3 года назад +19

      xD OH YAY HE KISSED US👍🏻🙎🏻‍♀️

    • @vyrax3101
      @vyrax3101 3 года назад +5

      😂😂👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

    • @noah-jackson160
      @noah-jackson160 3 года назад +5

      YASS MY DREAM CAME TRUE 😂😂😂👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

    • @seleversalorzackura1559
      @seleversalorzackura1559 3 года назад +3

      People Stop simping ok!!

    • @Minijuly
      @Minijuly 2 года назад +3

      @@seleversalorzackura1559 huh why >:0?!

  • @camilo._.simp._2370
    @camilo._.simp._2370 3 года назад +291

    Y/N:where are you going?
    Todoroki:to either get ice cream or to commit a felony I will decide in the car 😁

  • @bakugoubean2924
    @bakugoubean2924 3 года назад +1247

    Todoroki: "where did he hit you?"
    Me: "in the chest" 😭
    *Kisses my chest*
    😳😳😳
    Edit- omg I never had this many liked before! Thank you ( ꈍᴗꈍ)

    • @kaenote4402
      @kaenote4402 3 года назад +29

      I'm scared

    • @_ashy_froggie_
      @_ashy_froggie_ 3 года назад +39

      I CAN'T- XDDDDD

    • @bakugoubean2924
      @bakugoubean2924 3 года назад +21

      @@_ashy_froggie_ oh dang why 🤭😏

    • @valerietovar9024
      @valerietovar9024 3 года назад +13

      When you say basically the same thing ummmm 👇🏻👇🏻 yk?

    • @rosiface2620
      @rosiface2620 3 года назад +17

      omg, if you imagine when the bullies kicked you in the foot XDDD

  • @dethspllz
    @dethspllz 3 года назад +59

    "stay right there"
    okay 😃
    *gets up and walks around*

  • @cleo3191
    @cleo3191 3 года назад +1133

    It’s 1:00 AM but I rushed here as fast as I could 🏃🏾‍♀️💨

    • @ladyharu9135
      @ladyharu9135 3 года назад +12

      4 AM latam, I won

    • @veronica-po4px
      @veronica-po4px 3 года назад +8

      2:17 🏃🏽‍♀️🌬🌬🌬

    • @Emma-if7vv
      @Emma-if7vv 3 года назад +2

      Same but 2 am

    • @k1llian
      @k1llian 3 года назад +4

      It’s 4am in Australia

    • @vickiecofer4274
      @vickiecofer4274 3 года назад +5

      Are u the fast runner guy I forgot his name

  • @justray9473
    @justray9473 3 года назад +363

    RUclips: M-
    Me: shhhh
    RUclips: But Mo-
    Me: I said shhh you crap im already here bish

  • @zanesaudios8120
    @zanesaudios8120 3 года назад +41

    Me: *Enjoying my popcorn*
    Bully: *Talks for the first time in the video*
    Also me: *Choking noises*

    • @Akira234_luv
      @Akira234_luv Год назад

      Me: *Drinking my Milo*
      Bully: *Talks for the first time in the video*
      Me: *Spits out my Milo*

    • @thespringsoldier
      @thespringsoldier 3 месяца назад

      REAL

  • @shiggy6661
    @shiggy6661 3 года назад +77

    When he said “let me wipes those tears away”, I said “don’t freeze them” haha

    • @todorokiswife83
      @todorokiswife83 2 года назад +2

      Shigaraki- what are you- you know what, YO DABI-

    • @Justanotherlevisimp
      @Justanotherlevisimp 2 года назад +2

      @@todorokiswife83 bwahahahahaha

    • @Cade_fans_
      @Cade_fans_ Год назад +1

      Bro, I said "Ok, just don't burn My face, bro"

  • @manaalmoosa7977
    @manaalmoosa7977 2 года назад +21

    "Why are you crying? Why are you crying?"
    My brain: Why are you running? _Why_ are you running

  • @kadpul981
    @kadpul981 3 года назад +159

    Bully: what you gOnna dO bAUT iT shOrTiEe-
    Todoroki: oh you should have not-
    *Happy music from ad*

    • @autumn4653
      @autumn4653 2 года назад +9

      PLS MINE WAS A DOG FOOD AD

    • @MMullan22
      @MMullan22 2 года назад +9

      @@autumn4653 wAnT tO dOwNnLoAd gRaMmArLy??
      lol these ads are just funny now I'm not even mad

    • @L_Ryuzaki_25
      @L_Ryuzaki_25 2 года назад +3

      @@autumn4653 same LMAO

    • @Tash1roShiro
      @Tash1roShiro 2 года назад +5

      I have a rickroll ad--

    • @oopsiedaisiesq
      @oopsiedaisiesq 2 года назад +1

      I got a ant ad

  • @gataay
    @gataay 2 года назад +56

    He did not just insult his hair- his hair and eyes are amazing

    • @winter-spirit
      @winter-spirit 5 месяцев назад +1

      Fr Shoto is beautiful and this guys muppet sounding a$$ was like meh meh meh like dude I’m about beat this muppet up I love shoots hair

  • @JAY-BIRDZ
    @JAY-BIRDZ 2 года назад +47

    Me:"Uhmmm Shoto murder is illegal-"
    shoto:"NOT IF THEY CAN'T FIND THE BODY"
    me:"STOP-"

  • @starscreamlover123
    @starscreamlover123 3 года назад +75

    When I read the title I went: _How am I gonna tell him I did it by burning my hand-_

  • @ranger-jedi1874
    @ranger-jedi1874 3 года назад +35

    Todoroki: "stop crying"
    me: *starts crying*

  • @People_Are_Scary727
    @People_Are_Scary727 Год назад +18

    Shoto: *cracking his knuckles*
    Me: I just finished planning the fourth funeral. Time to start on the fifth one. 😮‍💨

  • @ckiemik1885
    @ckiemik1885 3 года назад +448

    Todoroki: “im gonna pay a visit to someone and teach them a lesson.”
    Me: yes! Violence is always the answer😚
    (Lol this is a joke, please dont come after me😅)

    • @magnaluna6515
      @magnaluna6515 3 года назад +16

      I knew this since i haved 7 yrs old...

    • @ckiemik1885
      @ckiemik1885 3 года назад +5

      @@magnaluna6515 sameeeee

    • @hihowareyou424
      @hihowareyou424 3 года назад +4

      Exactly, Exactly

    • @yes.imthatarabella.4932
      @yes.imthatarabella.4932 3 года назад +3

      Well , that's what Rivai Heichō said. Pain. Lesson . Makes sense

    • @choisan7444
      @choisan7444 3 года назад +1

      @Jiyun Song so it’s like... violence? Answer: yes :D

  • @Number1Polnareffstan
    @Number1Polnareffstan 3 года назад +165

    Is Kermit bullying me?

  • @jiminieal.4948
    @jiminieal.4948 2 года назад +67

    The fact that he sounds like he’s on the brink of a breakdown himself the whole time just makes this even better 🥺😭

  • @Ace_Unic0rn
    @Ace_Unic0rn 2 года назад +44

    "Who hurt you?!"
    Me, sobbing; I left my cup of tea out for too long and it was cold when I drank it :(

    • @todorokiswife83
      @todorokiswife83 2 года назад +2

      This hits different when u have a sore throat-

    • @yoimsammy1303
      @yoimsammy1303 Год назад

      ah my friend you have now consumed flavored water / flavored milk cause the cold tea is not even worth getting to lips but you can't throw it cause it would be wastage and mom would kick your ass

    • @pasteatingleprachaun
      @pasteatingleprachaun Год назад

      Literal DISAPPOINTMENT

    • @ShinobuKocho.-.
      @ShinobuKocho.-. Год назад

      So sad 😭

    • @pasteatingleprachaun
      @pasteatingleprachaun Год назад

      @@ShinobuKocho.-. frfr

  • @emifukakado-msjoke
    @emifukakado-msjoke 3 года назад +357

    “No one’s gonna hurt you, not while I’m around”
    Me: **Mrs. Lovett-ness intensifies** “Nothing's gonna harm you, Not while I'm around. Nothing's gonna harm you, darling, Not while I'm around”

    • @autumnmartin8047
      @autumnmartin8047 3 года назад +8

      Hi Ms. Joke ☺️

    • @nightruby7268
      @nightruby7268 3 года назад +4

      Thank goodness I’m not the only one, lmao

    • @kaenote4402
      @kaenote4402 3 года назад +2

      I don't get it....

    • @emifukakado-msjoke
      @emifukakado-msjoke 3 года назад +3

      @@kaenote4402 have you ever seen Sweeney Todd: demon barber of Fleet Street?

    • @aiko6431
      @aiko6431 3 года назад +1

      Hi miss joke apparently without shota using his quirk your quirk doesn't affect him but I'm happy to see you

  • @jasasasmine
    @jasasasmine 3 года назад +148

    Everything was fine I nearly slept...then Shoto went of to beat the shit outta that person who 'hurt' me...it's was slient AND THEN THIS CAME UP?!
    I'M UGLY LAUGHING RIGHT NOW AND IT'S IN THE MIDDEL OF THE NIGHT
    Update : I'm crying...I'm fcking crying

    • @Ryrrii
      @Ryrrii 3 года назад +11

      Same the bully be sounding like a Kermit the Frog on high drugs 💀🤚

    • @Xnthro_
      @Xnthro_ 3 года назад +4

      BAHAHHAA ✋🏻😂

  • @shototodoroki-kun1978
    @shototodoroki-kun1978 3 года назад +381

    My name is not five weenies.My name is Shoto Todoroki.

    • @ambikadjo8599
      @ambikadjo8599 3 года назад +17

      @Your_MHA_Mother I’m a savage✨

    • @rosiface2620
      @rosiface2620 3 года назад +4

      (OMG xD)

    • @sxrenxs5044
      @sxrenxs5044 3 года назад +4

      Omg I can’t stop laughing at this

    • @solvejklein4998
      @solvejklein4998 3 года назад +2

      Five whaaaaat? Who gave you that name?!😂

    • @Kheluichollow
      @Kheluichollow 3 года назад +2

      My father Endeavor is currently the number one hero-

  • @gachasunrise1915
    @gachasunrise1915 3 года назад +37

    *Me crying*
    Angry shoto noises
    *me glad that shoto is on my side*

  • @weirdo348
    @weirdo348 3 года назад +241

    Me: it 3:00am but don't care- * something knocks on the window*
    Me: *hearing todoroki's angry voice*
    Me *looking out the window as fast as lida*

  • @Nex_Ist_Cosplay
    @Nex_Ist_Cosplay 3 года назад +326

    Shoto: im going to teach him a lession!
    Me: Shoto, please calm down-
    Shoto *Crahs his knuckles*
    Me: Okay, fine, he's already dead-

    • @GeorgiaAndSavannah
      @GeorgiaAndSavannah Год назад +4

      His fate has already been decided 👀💀

    • @jaymemercer2183
      @jaymemercer2183 Год назад +2

      ONE HIT K.O 💀

    • @Akira234_luv
      @Akira234_luv Год назад

      What flowers does he want at his funeral? Oop- we can't find out since Shoto got to him- I guess we'll just have to use roses

  • @nowyourmomtalkingshutup1940
    @nowyourmomtalkingshutup1940 3 года назад +38

    i'm cryin 'cause Todo is not r- SHUT UP BWTCH HE'S REAL ✨

  • @karaalt3558
    @karaalt3558 3 года назад +75

    Your shoto is perfect. I absolutely love how you can keep him monotone and still convey his emotions

  • @glenshin1002
    @glenshin1002 3 года назад +30

    Shoto:"Where did he hurt you?"
    Me as a listener:In my a-arm!
    Me irl:. . . We stand protective icy-HotÚwÙ

  • @creativejuice963
    @creativejuice963 3 года назад +74

    When I saw the notification, I was so confused, but then I realized it was just a reupload. Still gonna listen to it, though!!

  • @justcallmemaki1659
    @justcallmemaki1659 3 года назад +27

    I couldn't stop myself from laughing while the bully started laughing at Shoto, that was perfect XD

  • @KatsukiBakugou-pz1tn
    @KatsukiBakugou-pz1tn 3 года назад +40

    the 2 dislikes are from bakugou and deku because todoroki didnt tell them about the bully

    • @yukishima753
      @yukishima753 3 года назад +2

      And the third dislike is kirishima for not telling him-

    • @kiiyokoo
      @kiiyokoo 2 года назад +2

      @@yukishima753 the next one maybe denki

    • @yukishima753
      @yukishima753 2 года назад +1

      @@kiiyokoo lmaoooo yeah

  • @karendelossantos9057
    @karendelossantos9057 3 года назад +19

    how can someone sound so calming and so scary at the same time.

  • @Yuki-eo6jf
    @Yuki-eo6jf Год назад +35

    Me: "Shoto we can talk about this. No need to get violent."
    Shoto: *cracks his knuckles*
    Me: "Yeah nope, nevermind. Dude's already dead."

  • @cilsacoldstars4736
    @cilsacoldstars4736 3 года назад +76

    Me:eating Mcdonalds chicken nuggets
    Me:me dropped my yummy chicken nuggets :'(
    Me:going to shoto
    Him: what happened!?
    Me: I DROPPED MY CHICKEN NUGGETS THAT U Gave me cri

    • @BriaDSR
      @BriaDSR 3 года назад +2

      NUUU I GET YOU MORE CHIKIN NUGGIES

    • @o_8646
      @o_8646 3 года назад +2

      HEY I GOT YOU MORE
      **6 trucks come and dump chicken nuggets on you**
      THERE YOU GO :D

    • @sakuratree8816
      @sakuratree8816 Год назад +1

      Here *Hands A Drink*

    • @666isbloodred
      @666isbloodred Год назад

      Cringe.

  • @chinokafuchan6123
    @chinokafuchan6123 3 года назад +148

    Bully : *Screaming/drowning noises*
    Captions : [Music]

    • @user-vr8yl4cl2j
      @user-vr8yl4cl2j 3 года назад +17

      Ah yes. The beautiful music of people drowning.

    • @Igors_child_yoyo
      @Igors_child_yoyo 3 года назад +5

      XDDDDDDDDD

    • @user-jm7dr5uz6l
      @user-jm7dr5uz6l 3 года назад +8

      LMAO i was like
      Him:😨😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
      me:music for my ears 🤑

    • @_mangaddict
      @_mangaddict 3 года назад +8

      *turns on Sofia the first music*
      Todoroki: I was just a boy from the hood 👦🏠
      I was doin alright 😌👌
      Then this bitch ran up and said he wanted to fight (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง 🤨
      Hol' up turn around and ask if he alright 😕
      Cause clearly he don't know meeee 😯
      (I told him)
      Bitch I will beat up you and your family 🤜👩👨👦👧
      Yo moms yo pops and yo granny 🤭🧓
      Now everyone looking at me 👁👄👁
      Because this bitch is causing a sceneeeeee 😒🤦‍♂️
      Midoriya: what's happening- Should we do something?
      Uraraka: yeah, never fuck with Todoroki
      Todoroki: Cause clearly he wants to geeeet
      Beat the fuck up 🙂🖕👏
      He gon find out 👀
      Just what these hands are all about 😀👋
      Beat him tf up 👊🔥❄
      You got in my way 🤷‍♂️🏃
      You said you wanted to fight me 😕🤷‍♂️❓
      Now you on the ground crying now 🙂🙇😭
      Now you looking a damn clown 🤡🙄
      You got
      BEAT
      THE
      FUCK
      UUUUUUUUUUUUP 🙂🖕👋👌👊🤜🤛

    • @_mangaddict
      @_mangaddict 3 года назад +3

      @@user-vr8yl4cl2j :) ah yes

  • @iii_cloudss_danielle_9291
    @iii_cloudss_danielle_9291 3 года назад +186

    Can we have an overprotective hanta sero ❤️✌🏾😌😊❤️💕✨

    • @autumnmartin8047
      @autumnmartin8047 3 года назад +4

      OMG YES- LOVE YOUR IDEA💖💖

    • @crowofjudgement2966
      @crowofjudgement2966 3 года назад +1

      Yes 👍🏻

    • @funkit0wn699
      @funkit0wn699 3 года назад +1

      yes yes yes yess

    • @iii_cloudss_danielle_9291
      @iii_cloudss_danielle_9291 3 года назад +7

      @@autumnmartin8047 omg I can just imagine it ( who hurt my little flex tape 🔪😡

    • @autumnmartin8047
      @autumnmartin8047 3 года назад +2

      @@iii_cloudss_danielle_9291 if anyone dares to try and hurt Sero, *holds a RPG Rifle in hand*, they’re dying WITHOUT hesitation😊🔪

  • @ooooh8977
    @ooooh8977 3 года назад +39

    "oh hey whats---"
    me: WHATS POPIN JIMBO

    • @Igors_child_yoyo
      @Igors_child_yoyo 3 года назад

      OML I AM DYING XDDD

    • @glenshin1002
      @glenshin1002 3 года назад

      Infinite:Whats popin
      Chary:What is up everybody!
      Reaction time:Whats popin

  • @solvejklein4998
    @solvejklein4998 3 года назад +106

    He literally went to beat the shit out of Enji.... Such a caring little bean. Even hugging and kissing his old mother on the cheek 🥺
    Edit : he said :" if you touch my love again, I'll kill you " to Enji...I'm kinda scared

    • @anaborquez8299
      @anaborquez8299 3 года назад +3

      hey ms Rei shoto is such a protective over me he just finsh with that bully and i real love your son and my name is Alexa

    • @Shotos.Cottoncandy_
      @Shotos.Cottoncandy_ 2 года назад +2

      Hi Ms.Rei!!!!

    • @camilo_madrigal3120
      @camilo_madrigal3120 2 года назад +2

      Ms.rei, I just want to say endeavor is a bad father, why did you marry him, and thank you for pouring the kettle on todoronis head ☺️ he looks much hotter that way

    • @todorokiswife83
      @todorokiswife83 2 года назад

      hello mother in law 😊

    • @WinterholidayGirl123
      @WinterholidayGirl123 Год назад +1

      Hi Mrs rei

  • @mysticthedarkkelly6441
    @mysticthedarkkelly6441 3 года назад +18

    I love your Shoto voice. It's so calming just like the actual voice actor in the anime is

  • @lily7619
    @lily7619 2 года назад +15

    I cant stop laughing at the bully’s voice 😭🤚🏻

  • @karimaaskew2116
    @karimaaskew2116 3 года назад +58

    *Me doing homework*
    Notifications:
    Me: *I came here as quick as I could*

    • @karimaaskew2116
      @karimaaskew2116 3 года назад +1

      @Their lil demon UvU

    • @karimaaskew2116
      @karimaaskew2116 3 года назад +1

      @Their lil demon Oof like 18+ stuff?

    • @karimaaskew2116
      @karimaaskew2116 3 года назад +1

      @Their lil demon child your not alone (つ✧ω✧)つ *Hug meh*

    • @karimaaskew2116
      @karimaaskew2116 3 года назад +1

      @Their lil demon (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ *Bord Af.... Idk why what do u wanna talk about?*

    • @minaashido7040
      @minaashido7040 3 года назад +3

      Same

  • @overgrownminds4603
    @overgrownminds4603 3 года назад +68

    *Deja vu? The heck-*

  • @user-ru3oj6fz8h
    @user-ru3oj6fz8h 3 года назад +343

    I pressed the notification on accident
    Best accident ever 👌

    • @xxlindsayxx7673
      @xxlindsayxx7673 3 года назад +20

      What is the best accident you can have
      “Random crackhead down the road” a cHiLd
      “Me” NO ITS ACCUALLY TODOROKI BIOTCH

    • @_mangaddict
      @_mangaddict 3 года назад +5

      Himiko BB 😍

    • @notmebeingasimplol1997
      @notmebeingasimplol1997 3 года назад +1

      There are no accidents- master oogway.

    • @ksifm7373
      @ksifm7373 3 года назад +1

      @@xxlindsayxx7673 Bro, I’m crying-😂😂😂

    • @YN-wh5bg
      @YN-wh5bg 2 года назад +1

      @@ksifm7373 Hello there sis

  • @geico2.097
    @geico2.097 2 года назад +11

    Shoto: I’ve never been this furious in my life
    Me: one word… Endeavor
    Also why his knuckle cracks sound like a pop it😂

  • @princesskikilolo1072
    @princesskikilolo1072 3 года назад +276

    What if Endeavor was the one who hurt me??

    • @annabellaadams6438
      @annabellaadams6438 3 года назад +43

      Welp, I hope he has a last will written down ahahah

    • @TheRoseplayz
      @TheRoseplayz 3 года назад +65

      Todoroki wouldbe mad as HELL. 10k/10 would watch.

    • @karimaaskew2116
      @karimaaskew2116 3 года назад +48

      Todoroni already hates him, said that he wants to beat him up and record it AND push him off a cliff Lion King Style..... Before I see that I need popcorn just wait wait wait wait....k I'm done FIGHT

    • @shortyakaredqueen3114
      @shortyakaredqueen3114 3 года назад +27

      todoroki would be like a wild animal at this point

    • @totorrokiswife539
      @totorrokiswife539 3 года назад +10

      Oh.no child.

  • @Aidenverse27
    @Aidenverse27 3 года назад +13

    Todoroki:*cracks his nuckles*
    Me: I'll prepare the funeral!!!

  • @lei3866
    @lei3866 3 года назад +70

    Shoto: “I’ll never forgive him”
    My dumb story-creating ass: *what if it was Baku-* 🤭

    • @user-kg4ip1oo2o
      @user-kg4ip1oo2o 3 года назад +2

      Are you a TodoBaku shipper?😂

    • @lei3866
      @lei3866 3 года назад +3

      @@user-kg4ip1oo2o I’m a multishiper tbh 😅

    • @otislamb4721
      @otislamb4721 2 года назад +6

      Imagine if Midoriya was the one who hurt us?! Todoroki would be so pissed!!!!!!

    • @lei3866
      @lei3866 2 года назад +2

      @@otislamb4721 he woulddd

    • @Pie0331
      @Pie0331 2 года назад +7

      @@otislamb4721 I don't think that cute cinnamon roll would hurt us tho-

  • @chickenwings7116
    @chickenwings7116 3 года назад +42

    Hmm..let's see
    **pulls out a list**
    Me, my brother, my family without them knowing it, people in discord voice chats that make fun of my voice, my two best friends when we fight occasionally-

    • @hotpocketoverlord7800
      @hotpocketoverlord7800 3 года назад +1

      My nanna, my biological father, my teachers, my ex boyfriend... who else?

    • @imafuckingsimpthatsall2629
      @imafuckingsimpthatsall2629 3 года назад +1

      My aunt's,my grandparents,my parents,...ummmmm

    • @vilkiee
      @vilkiee 3 года назад +4

      *my subconscious*

    • @ksifm7373
      @ksifm7373 3 года назад

      My teachers, siblings, my aunt and uncle, my ex (occasionally) my depression...I feel like I’m missing someone-

    • @tobeflyhigh8519
      @tobeflyhigh8519 2 года назад

      **Pulls out list** My dad, some of my classmates, my mom sometimes, my teachers, and one of my friends. I feel like I'm missing more people

  • @Kellietruj
    @Kellietruj 3 года назад +4

    THE SOUND EFFECTS BAHSHAJS 💀💀💀

  • @demi6128
    @demi6128 3 года назад +9

    9:06 THAT SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME 😭

  • @HUM4N4TUR3
    @HUM4N4TUR3 3 года назад +47

    i swear to god i hate how i had to wait to listen to this

  • @SushiTimeBby
    @SushiTimeBby 3 года назад +16

    God his voice is so calming 😩😖

  • @sarahzheng1238
    @sarahzheng1238 3 года назад +4

    LMAO THE BULLIE'S VOICE I CAN'T: BRBRRBRBRBRBRBRR

  • @neko_eerie9847
    @neko_eerie9847 3 года назад +11

    My headphones at full volume to hear is low voice:
    The bully: *AND THEN I-*
    Me: **Jumps about 10 feet**

  • @eriaizawa6556
    @eriaizawa6556 3 года назад +8

    I love the voice for the bully- it’s 5 am and I was wheezing bc of the voice ✨true beauty✨😌

  • @xtheextrovert9597
    @xtheextrovert9597 2 года назад +9

    Todoroki:who hurt you?
    I cut myself when i was peeling a fucking apple🙂

  • @ultraviolence____
    @ultraviolence____ 3 года назад +158

    shoto mad self is scary.....
    but I like it~✨✋😃✨

  • @yukipookie.
    @yukipookie. 3 года назад +119

    Todoroki: why are you crying
    Me: i realized that Hatsune Miku is not real.
    Edit: this is old comment and like, i dont like miku anymore but i still like vocaloid 😋😋

  • @zaynehuckelby9197
    @zaynehuckelby9197 3 года назад +6

    THE BULLY’S SCREAM I CANT BREATHE 🤣🤣🤣

  • @dauglykat9616
    @dauglykat9616 3 года назад +88

    wait but i hurt me-
    owo DONT CRACK YO FINGERS WE AINT GOIN TO DEKUS HOSPITAL BED-

    • @dauglykat9616
      @dauglykat9616 3 года назад +1

      @Nora Cox Oooo Ty! But yours is better

    • @Ryrrii
      @Ryrrii 3 года назад +3

      Wait then who the hell is this Kermit the Frog reject my man Shoto is beating the absolute life out of then- 💀🤚

  • @KAITO-ho7nm
    @KAITO-ho7nm 3 года назад +46

    It’s 12:00 am and I’m watching my hero academia right now

  • @weirdo_simp3625
    @weirdo_simp3625 3 года назад +47

    Its 4:19 Pm Here In Japan, And I have nothing better to do--
    SO I ZOOMED HERE AS FAST AS IIDA ON A HOT DAY--
    I Also Would Like To Request Mirio, Cause Why Not--

    • @sunbeam282
      @sunbeam282 3 года назад

      I'm in crusty Dusty Arizona

    • @mars8048
      @mars8048 3 года назад

      I LOVE UR PROFILE PIC

  • @Aidenverse27
    @Aidenverse27 3 года назад +6

    8:04 holy cow, dis man be soundin' like a muppet who's smoked for a living XD
    Edit:h-his laugh, i- I'm dead XD

  • @kathryngifford1391
    @kathryngifford1391 3 года назад +21

    Shoto sees me hurt*
    Shoto pissed off*
    Me thinks*hes gonna kill him now welp I’m not worried*😅
    Shoto back but a little of blood on him*
    Me worried that he killed him*😥 -_-
    Me thinks he killed him* oh god

  • @buggy4212
    @buggy4212 3 года назад +19

    When he “hurts the bully”
    ** my ginger and white tabby cat walks in a bites me for no absolute reason**
    Me : Is-? That cat-?

  • @uthenasia3042
    @uthenasia3042 3 года назад +10

    7:54 IM SORRY I CANT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY

  • @Keirs-.-
    @Keirs-.- 2 года назад +7

    Jump scare warning at 7:56
    Trust me you’ll need it that voice scared the shut out of me 💀

  • @user-ee7df9jd1w
    @user-ee7df9jd1w 3 года назад +28

    hah yall i won this morning 🥺
    love ur asmrs, they make me feel so loved hehe

  • @xoxojade._.jabamixoxo
    @xoxojade._.jabamixoxo 2 года назад +8

    😂 The ending got me so well! And Shoto was so fierce 😏🙏 I would propose to that man 😩

  • @mitsuchan3375
    @mitsuchan3375 3 года назад +21

    is it just me or when i hear drama my heart starts to ache XD

    • @YN-wh5bg
      @YN-wh5bg 3 года назад +1

      No, the Same thing happened to me.👌😂

  • @LaurieLou1979
    @LaurieLou1979 3 года назад +4

    **shoto cracks his hands**
    me: NOW YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN!

  • @cloudy8967
    @cloudy8967 3 года назад +35

    Its 2am and I dont care

    • @emifukakado-msjoke
      @emifukakado-msjoke 3 года назад

      Yuh

    • @kamrynbattistoni1361
      @kamrynbattistoni1361 3 года назад

      SAMEE

    • @_mangaddict
      @_mangaddict 3 года назад

      *turns on Sofia the first music*
      Todoroki: I was just a boy from the hood 👦🏠
      I was doin alright 😌👌
      Then this bitch ran up and said he wanted to fight (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง 🤨
      Hol' up turn around and ask if he alright 😕
      Cause clearly he don't know meeee 😯
      (I told him)
      Bitch I will beat up you and your family 🤜👩👨👦👧
      Yo moms yo pops and yo granny🤭
      Now everyone looking at me 👁👄👁
      Because this bitch is causing a sceneeeeee 😒🤦‍♂️
      Midoriya: what's happening- Should we do something?
      Uraraka: yeah, never fuck with Todoroki 💅
      Todoroki: Cause clearly he wants to geeeet
      Beat the fuck up 🙂🖕👏
      He gon find out 👀
      Just what these hands are all about 😀👋
      Beat him tf up 💃🖕
      You got in my way 🤷‍♂️🏃
      You said you wanted to fight me 😕🤷‍♂️❓
      Now you on the ground crying now 🙂🙇😭
      Now you looking a damn clown 🤡🙄
      You got
      BEAT
      THE
      FUCK
      UUUUUUUUUUUUP 🙂🖕👋👌👊🤜🤛

    • @YN-wh5bg
      @YN-wh5bg 3 года назад

      @@_mangaddict TwT

  • @tobiokageyama8380
    @tobiokageyama8380 3 года назад +58

    Hello.
    I found this 🥚 thing also 🥛 mine

    • @c.casquero3567
      @c.casquero3567 3 года назад +4

      Kageyama is that you?-

    • @tobiokageyama8380
      @tobiokageyama8380 3 года назад +12

      @@c.casquero3567 baby I'm not even here I'm a hallucination

    • @c.casquero3567
      @c.casquero3567 3 года назад +3

      @@tobiokageyama8380 *:0* finally another word other then “*boKe*”

    • @rosiface2620
      @rosiface2620 3 года назад

      :000

    • @tobiokageyama8380
      @tobiokageyama8380 3 года назад +5

      @@c.casquero3567 BOKE CRYSTAL BOKE 😎

  • @zayrenxx1628
    @zayrenxx1628 3 года назад +16

    OMG TYSM FOR ANOTHER TODOROKI 😭❤️

  • @aiko6431
    @aiko6431 3 года назад +11

    7:32
    Me:now now shoto let's not go around making people regret there life choices

  • @ch4d.O_o
    @ch4d.O_o 3 года назад +5

    well my homeworks are hurting my head. i just wish todoroki would solve my math problems

    • @anaborquez8299
      @anaborquez8299 3 года назад +1

      hey katchan remember me Alexa from among us i killed you so meny times

  • @WeirdZara
    @WeirdZara 3 года назад +6

    The Billy's laughing made me like what the hell how he did that to me?

  • @c2mila
    @c2mila 3 года назад +2

    when he started saying " valid beautiful " I paused and said " oh Todoroki * lip bite *"

  • @Youraveragekiddo12039
    @Youraveragekiddo12039 3 года назад +6

    My simping heart really did go
    BRRRRRRRRR 🏃‍♂️💨

  • @meeya62
    @meeya62 3 года назад +3

    "Someone bullied you and than hurt you"
    Me:- Yea but they were my friend...And now they're deeeeaaad😭😭😭

  • @Fundy-zp2wc
    @Fundy-zp2wc 3 года назад +2

    Bully: being bully
    Todoroki: TRIGGERED
    Listener: ow shit

  • @agirl5185
    @agirl5185 3 года назад +2

    I LIKE HIS VOICE OMFG😩😩😩

  • @tahliaquartzily8373
    @tahliaquartzily8373 3 года назад +17

    THIS IS AMAZING AND I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS!Hope you have a wonderful day and night and wish you the best of luck

  • @Raynehomesick
    @Raynehomesick 3 года назад +8

    Wheni heard the bullys voice i rolled on the floor and had a laughing seizure

  • @DarkFireElement94
    @DarkFireElement94 3 года назад +9

    That really cheers me up after I listened to the Bakugou wants to break up asmr video and I might want to get a Shoto Todoroki plushie from Amazon.

  • @jeankirschtein923
    @jeankirschtein923 3 года назад +4

    "WHO HURT YOU!?"
    Me: Isayama 😭🤚

  • @kaenote4402
    @kaenote4402 3 года назад +47

    Well.. The man that bullied us sounds like he does craco

    • @kaenote4402
      @kaenote4402 3 года назад +2

      Crack*

    • @xxlindsayxx7673
      @xxlindsayxx7673 3 года назад +4

      @@kaenote4402 crack cocane
      LMAO

    • @kaenote4402
      @kaenote4402 3 года назад +3

      @@xxlindsayxx7673 Y E S

    • @kaenote4402
      @kaenote4402 3 года назад +2

      @@xxlindsayxx7673 it's the voice for me

    • @kaenote4402
      @kaenote4402 3 года назад +2

      Todo:now tell me the name of who bullied u...... Me:Mr.crack head that is weird

  • @zzzzzzzzzz5828
    @zzzzzzzzzz5828 3 года назад +7

    7:55 KERMIT THAT U 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @UrMom-nh3oo
      @UrMom-nh3oo 3 года назад

      Hahahahaha that got me so bad hahahahaha but he does sound like Kermit lol

  • @isibitti705
    @isibitti705 3 года назад +2

    The bully: Calls Todoroki shortie
    Me: How did you even see me?

  • @ena9330
    @ena9330 3 года назад +2

    Bully: **talks**
    Me: *so you're saying I got beat up by a gay cookie monster?*