MY FAIR LADY DIMITRESCU | Resident Evil: Village - Part 2

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  • Опубликовано: 8 май 2021
  • We finally set eyes on the POWERFUL and RESPECTABLE visage of the true protagonist of Resident Evil Village!
    Resident Evil 7 ► • WELCOME TO THE FAMILY!...
    Resident Evil 2 ► • PEEK-A-BOO! | Resident...
    Resident Evil 3 ► • THE NEMESIS RETURNS | ...
    Scary Games Playlist ► • Scary Games!
    Horror Outro ► / haunted
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Комментарии • 12 тыс.

  • @cor289
    @cor289 3 года назад +13204

    “It’s not a sexual thing it’s about the power” is the new “I’m not a masochist I just want to see if my body can take it”

    • @mr.pibbeds9848
      @mr.pibbeds9848 3 года назад +114

      Indeed

    • @tilt_esque
      @tilt_esque 3 года назад +48

      is that video still up? i kinda wanna see people's original responses to that haha

    • @yarenguney1330
      @yarenguney1330 3 года назад +82

      @@tilt_esque got some bad news for ya :/

    • @lemon_skies
      @lemon_skies 3 года назад +82

      @@tilt_esque so who's gonna tell them?

    • @tilt_esque
      @tilt_esque 3 года назад +53

      @@yarenguney1330 ah unnus annus

  • @flotskryz
    @flotskryz 3 года назад +8170

    Psycologist: Tall vampire zombie lady isn't real she cant hurt you
    Mark: but I want her to
    Psycologist: what
    Mark: what

  • @catspeed4149
    @catspeed4149 2 года назад +4730

    Old weird lady: *Laughs like a maniac*
    Mark: *Laughs along*

    • @l3ftie578
      @l3ftie578 2 года назад +49

      and again when the 3 daughters appear lol

  • @honeycombc
    @honeycombc 2 года назад +3012

    Sisters: *evil laughter*
    Mark: *casually laughing with them* is your mother home?

    • @kitanakitsune
      @kitanakitsune Год назад +91

      Mark: Is *OUR* mother home? 😏

    • @dreamimgflowerd976
      @dreamimgflowerd976 Год назад +46

      @@kitanakitsune Wouldn't "You can call me father" fit more? XD

    • @kitanakitsune
      @kitanakitsune Год назад +4

      @@dreamimgflowerd976 True LOL

    • @kitanakitsune
      @kitanakitsune Год назад +5

      @@dreamimgflowerd976 Daddy? 😂👀

  • @Prinny_god
    @Prinny_god 3 года назад +3848

    I love how Ethan is at the point were he sees a 9ft tall amazonian and a drunk magneto arguing over the decisions made by shadow creature in the same room as a muppet and a living doll and he goes "hey dont I get a say in this?"

    • @namvugiang65
      @namvugiang65 3 года назад +325

      I mean, he has had his hand cut off, gone through a torture game, saw a family being infected and eating fresh flesh, literally gunned down a idk 20 meters tall monster while laying on the ground, he's been through shit

    • @TheSonicBlurr
      @TheSonicBlurr 3 года назад +75

      @@namvugiang65 Now hold up a moment. What part of the anything that the family ate was fresh? It seemed like pretty rancid flesh to me.

    • @Crisjola
      @Crisjola 3 года назад +61

      @@namvugiang65 don't forget he also got his leg cut off (briefly, and I think it depends on how you played.)

    • @worthlesstrash9662
      @worthlesstrash9662 3 года назад +38

      Ethan has been through so much that this is basically Sunday for him :D

    • @ShadowoftheMask
      @ShadowoftheMask 3 года назад +6

      Wasn't that Moraeu who said that line?

  • @manyu9294
    @manyu9294 3 года назад +4696

    **Elena falls into the fire**
    "IF ONLY YOU WERE 9FT TALL!"

    • @blessedarethepeacemakers.1457
      @blessedarethepeacemakers.1457 3 года назад +55

      Lady Dimitrescu

    • @user-sm9lq1di7s
      @user-sm9lq1di7s 3 года назад +26

      𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕 𝚕𝚊𝚍𝚢 𝚍𝚒𝚖𝚒𝚝𝚛𝚜𝚌𝚞 𝚍𝚒𝚍𝚗𝚝 𝚏𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚍𝚒𝚘𝚝-

    • @megalosergamer4480
      @megalosergamer4480 3 года назад +1

      @@savlolz Bruh she taller than Whitty

    • @sungjin-woo2563
      @sungjin-woo2563 3 года назад +2

      @@megalosergamer4480 bruh don't bring fnf into this

    • @megalosergamer4480
      @megalosergamer4480 3 года назад +1

      @@sungjin-woo2563 Why are you tired of seeing Friday night funkin'? like among Us

  • @PattyBHana
    @PattyBHana 2 года назад +9380

    The fact that Mark’s reaction to Lady Dimitrescu is so popular that the actress herself, Maggie Robertson, has seen it and thinks it’s funny 💀😭

    • @davea3641
      @davea3641 2 года назад +366

      Really? That's pretty crazy

    • @KevinRAAMAAAGE
      @KevinRAAMAAAGE 2 года назад +149

      Links??

    • @Picachki
      @Picachki 2 года назад +147

      Kinks and links? 😂 But seriously, anyone have a link?

    • @jiffypoptv5843
      @jiffypoptv5843 2 года назад +38

      I looked for it I’m not sure this is real

    • @thelostprotogen2764
      @thelostprotogen2764 2 года назад +30

      Link?

  • @elbabalinas1780
    @elbabalinas1780 Год назад +2304

    Imagine a horror film where the main character reacts just like mark. Like, everything's super scary and he's just not scared at all. Like the villain going "oh, very nice" and the protagonist is just running casually saying "oh thanks, I'm used to this. I run for my life like a lot". Like the whole concept is just that he takes everything casually. I would fucking love it.

    • @thequeenofcringe1585
      @thequeenofcringe1585 Год назад +126

      Horror comedy

    • @TheOnePrinceMeatball
      @TheOnePrinceMeatball Год назад +70

      That’s sorta what Ethan does tbh

    • @aarcade6676
      @aarcade6676 Год назад +40

      I think that in practice it would get old very quickly. concept would be more suited to a short film on youtube or something, rather than a whole movie

    • @cruzcamel
      @cruzcamel Год назад +34

      Ash vs Evil Dead. Exactly what you’re looking for.

    • @banagg9318
      @banagg9318 Год назад +1

      Y

  • @lolxd1137
    @lolxd1137 3 года назад +7047

    Tall vampire lady:*gets seen in a cutscene*
    Mark: *s i l e n c e*

    • @knightmare6619
      @knightmare6619 3 года назад +306

      I swear to God i was looking at mark face, and mark was just watching silently smiling at some point raising his eyebrows

    • @sunnibub4727
      @sunnibub4727 3 года назад +177

      he was silently simping

    • @dilo9277
      @dilo9277 3 года назад +56

      M’lady

    • @rahmat4848
      @rahmat4848 3 года назад +2

      @@knightmare6619 do not swear

    • @knightmare6619
      @knightmare6619 3 года назад +40

      @@rahmat4848 bro shut the fuck up

  • @Jazzclone
    @Jazzclone 3 года назад +7111

    Lady Dimitrescu: * sucks on Ethan's hand like it's a bloody lollipop *
    Mark: "This is not a sexual thing, this is about power."

    • @melz4766
      @melz4766 3 года назад +323

      Mark down badddddd 😭💀

    • @thehellionrevisited2704
      @thehellionrevisited2704 3 года назад +155

      Someone at capcom know what they were doing. She starts with a lick then suck.

    • @Redwan777
      @Redwan777 3 года назад +86

      @@thehellionrevisited2704 yeah, those are professional activities.

    • @Jazzclone
      @Jazzclone 3 года назад +4

      @@melz4766 Yeah :D

    • @holyromanracist5759
      @holyromanracist5759 3 года назад +94

      Honestly I'd be less concerned if he admitted it was a sexual thing.

  • @vhandoggie3007
    @vhandoggie3007 2 года назад +1849

    Demetriscu:I fear no man but that
    Mark:heyy
    Demetriscu:it scares me

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 Год назад +5

      Dimetrescu*

    • @UranusREAL
      @UranusREAL Год назад +11

      @@loki4807 Demetriscu:it sounds like a Cracker Brand/ Company

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 Год назад

      @@UranusREAL Dimetrescu. Alcina Dimetrescu. she will have you killed for spelling her name incorrectly, trust me I know.

    • @UranusREAL
      @UranusREAL Год назад +1

      @@loki4807 ok

    • @stampyfan777
      @stampyfan777 Год назад +8

      @@loki4807 dimitrescu*

  • @Heeroneko
    @Heeroneko 2 года назад +2460

    * waits for Mark to realize what a bad decision selling his main handgun was *

    • @Krystabit
      @Krystabit 2 года назад +345

      Not to mention completely ignoring both the extra inventory space (which he constantly had problems with in RE7) AND not buying the shotgun shells recipe

    • @kalsint7797
      @kalsint7797 2 года назад +199

      i was like "i'm curious, was it good that he sold it or no? because it showed on it that there were upgrades, but not for the bonus pistol"

    • @hirokimura1316
      @hirokimura1316 2 года назад +57

      Seriously, almost every series has this problem.

    • @anonymouspokemon4623
      @anonymouspokemon4623 2 года назад +19

      No, it isn't that bad. You just need to take the higher tier pistol

    • @zoemarie4249
      @zoemarie4249 2 года назад +23

      @@hirokimura1316 play it yourself then LOL

  • @mondayfunday2477
    @mondayfunday2477 3 года назад +3363

    Mother Miranda: 'I give you to Heisenberg'
    Lady Dimitrescu: 'I must protest'
    Mark: *'I M U S T P R O T E S T"*

    • @christianc1120
      @christianc1120 3 года назад +95

      *everyone: I MUST PROTEST

    • @catabc-rd8dy
      @catabc-rd8dy 3 года назад +20

      Interesting she gave it to Heisenberg considering...

    • @KairikoLionaNekumi
      @KairikoLionaNekumi 3 года назад +21

      Ace Attorney: "Objection!!"

    • @dumpster9048
      @dumpster9048 3 года назад +28

      Imagine Ethan actually saying that

  • @parkerglidewell7886
    @parkerglidewell7886 3 года назад +18888

    Lady Dimistricu: *gestures to put him up*
    Two of the daughters: “Yes Mother”
    Mark: “Yes Mother”

  • @lunarphasma7282
    @lunarphasma7282 2 года назад +745

    The sisters: "Yes mother."
    Mark: "Yes mother."
    Lady Dimitrescu: ".......what?"

  • @maniacpixiedreamgirl3195
    @maniacpixiedreamgirl3195 2 года назад +978

    The fact that Mark really told a group of werewolves trying to kill him “don’t” and “hold on” is hilarious to me

    • @kitanakitsune
      @kitanakitsune Год назад +46

      The thought of them just being like “oh okay no worries man take your time” and standing there waiting is so funny to me 😂😂

    • @petermiller5789
      @petermiller5789 Год назад +17

      He said “hold on” because he had someone else in mind that he wanted to kill him

    • @maniacpixiedreamgirl3195
      @maniacpixiedreamgirl3195 Год назад +5

      @@petermiller5789 THIS

    • @Amayawolf_01
      @Amayawolf_01 Год назад +6

      "No, no, wait, stop. Hold on."

    • @bakedbeans7879
      @bakedbeans7879 Год назад +5

      Ethan did the same shit to Heisenberg lol. "No, wait!"

  • @gozer_the_gozerian
    @gozer_the_gozerian 3 года назад +3052

    “this is not a sexual thing okay, just a power thing”

    • @pedromoraes7632
      @pedromoraes7632 3 года назад +112

      "Everything is about sex, except for sex.
      Sex is about power." - Someone

    • @jackthecommenter2768
      @jackthecommenter2768 3 года назад +2

      @@pedromoraes7632 ..

    • @jackthecommenter2768
      @jackthecommenter2768 3 года назад +13

      @@pedromoraes7632 *cough* zeus

    • @ogking2895
      @ogking2895 3 года назад +3

      @@pedromoraes7632 Man you got that right, my gf can comfirm.

    • @TomDingleby
      @TomDingleby 3 года назад

      that's worse!

  • @MoBallin
    @MoBallin 3 года назад +3631

    Markiplier: *(Gets Hung up)*
    Also Markiplier: *T h i s i s m y L i f e*
    *l o n g: D r e a m*

  • @trick9816
    @trick9816 Год назад +733

    As a tall woman growing up where everyone hated you for being tall and a woman, I very much appreciate the love in this game and Mark’s reactions

    • @mrinfinity5557
      @mrinfinity5557 Год назад +35

      Well in todays age, being a tall woman is hot as fuck

    • @trick9816
      @trick9816 Год назад +71

      @@mrinfinity5557 I wish that were true in a non fetishized way

    • @mrinfinity5557
      @mrinfinity5557 Год назад +20

      @@trick9816 ...okay yeah that's true. Still, i think it does make it easier to find dates from 5'4-5'8 guys

    • @kirbyisgod2519
      @kirbyisgod2519 Год назад +11

      Well nowdays tall woman are hot af

    • @Auburritos
      @Auburritos Год назад

      Cowards all of them COWARDS

  • @Venom0uss
    @Venom0uss Год назад +244

    Fun Fact: He thought Elena was voiced by the same person who voiced Claire in RE2, but it was actually the same voice actress who voiced Jill Valentine in RE3 ^^

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 Год назад +36

      Well no wonder he said Claire. If you remember he thought Claire *was* Jill in RE2.

    • @totalwartimelapses6359
      @totalwartimelapses6359 5 месяцев назад +7

      Another fun fact: Nicole Tompkins (VA for Jill) is very close friends with Maggie (forgot her last name) who plays Lady Dimitrescu (Nicole also plays one of her daughters)
      Another fun fact: Maggie is actually REALLY tall by female standards, so even her real height kinda matches her ingame character

  • @miscellaneous6174
    @miscellaneous6174 3 года назад +3300

    “Ya like mushrooms? I’m pretty much mostly fungus.”
    Best pickup line ever

    • @manyu9294
      @manyu9294 3 года назад +10

      I dont get it lol

    • @tinaffable
      @tinaffable 3 года назад +95

      @@manyu9294 Ethan's infected with the fungus from RE7, and mushrooms are classified as fungus.

    • @manyu9294
      @manyu9294 3 года назад +12

      @@tinaffable oh i see, thx

    • @lululuvscats
      @lululuvscats 3 года назад +35

      Ethan must be a real FUN GUY eheuhauheuahuehauehauehuehauehau Owo
      I'll leave now

    • @itz_jaydenz
      @itz_jaydenz 3 года назад +5

      I saw this as he said it

  • @nataliaofficialz
    @nataliaofficialz 3 года назад +5254

    Mark in his playthrough: "I'm so sorry for breaking your pots!"
    Jack in his playthrough: "FUCK YO POTS!"

  • @ashe4469
    @ashe4469 2 года назад +254

    the part when he says “mommy….uh..money” is definitely my favorite

  • @kingvideogames
    @kingvideogames 2 года назад +216

    Markiplier: You didn't even take my gun?!?
    Donna: Noted.

  • @loserloser8407
    @loserloser8407 3 года назад +5471

    "Whoever breaks this goat shall feel Mother Miranda's wrath"
    Markiplier: Mmmm *breaks goat*

    • @MustyCheeks
      @MustyCheeks 3 года назад +23

      Who wouldn't break the goat my guy

    • @benfletcher8100
      @benfletcher8100 3 года назад +69

      Maybe a spoiler alert for breaking the goats? Idk:
      Breaking the goats doesn’t actually do anything, the only thing you get for breaking all of them is a trophy/achievement

    • @benfletcher8100
      @benfletcher8100 3 года назад +19

      @@ProGamer-lk9qw Yeah, wanted to put alert in just in case someone got upset

    • @jezd2223
      @jezd2223 3 года назад +4

      that was automatically me when playing the demo

    • @dejabartlett8021
      @dejabartlett8021 2 года назад +2

      LMAO I REACHED THAT PART IN THE VID WHILE I WAS READING THIS 💀💀💀

  • @afish7662
    @afish7662 3 года назад +3759

    girl: sobbing because she just had to kill her dad
    Mark: *ya think your father's cooked yet?*

  • @KoutaNauman
    @KoutaNauman 2 года назад +440

    13:22
    I'd say he's getting too excited over this, but getting three explosive headshots in a row is pretty damn sick.

    • @horrorfanii4021
      @horrorfanii4021 2 года назад +22

      mark was showing his real self

    • @A1xpha
      @A1xpha Год назад

      I’d say no one gives a fuck

  • @CoffinSnoozing
    @CoffinSnoozing 2 года назад +200

    I love how mark describes lady d "Someone taller,Someone more..... robust!!!!, No wait.. POWERFUL!! That's the Word!!"

  • @nikolozkharshiladze7240
    @nikolozkharshiladze7240 3 года назад +4154

    Mark laughing together with the old woman is the best thing ever lol

  • @crimson2188
    @crimson2188 3 года назад +3149

    Ethan: gets stabbed, bitten, shot, had limbs severed
    Old man: gets a minor cut, “I’m to weak”

    • @absolutelytoxicc8328
      @absolutelytoxicc8328 3 года назад +131

      Ethan is a god and we are mere ants compared to his overwhelming strength and masculinity

    • @nottknormal
      @nottknormal 3 года назад +33

      He must have arthritis

    • @miaomow
      @miaomow 3 года назад +42

      i cant stop thinking people mean Ethan as in crankgameplays and i get a mini heart attack

    • @thatoneguywiththevoice328
      @thatoneguywiththevoice328 3 года назад +9

      @@nottknormal nah, he got l u m b a g o

    • @ghost_deaths1
      @ghost_deaths1 3 года назад +11

      @@nottknormal no I think granny has artridis lol (you better know where that's from)

  • @catballs420
    @catballs420 2 года назад +231

    Mia: Gets kablooeed 100 times
    Ethan: Eh
    Random villager ethan has known for a second: dies
    Ethan: NOOOOOOOOO

    • @EGeorgev
      @EGeorgev Год назад +10

      Elena was a cutie wdym?

  • @pam8324
    @pam8324 Год назад +70

    3:00 “This is where my adhd is really gonna come in handy! Oh oo eh no I’m bored- *sees shiny thing* OOO NOT BORED” that was the most adhd thing ever 💀💀

  • @legionbeast
    @legionbeast 3 года назад +15290

    The funniest part of Mark's obsession with Lady Dimitrescu is that he didn't know anything about her until Amy showed him.

    • @darealshinji
      @darealshinji 3 года назад +540

      I wonder if he bought her a Lady D cosplay dress.

    • @chiefpurrfect8389
      @chiefpurrfect8389 3 года назад +860

      Imo what's funnier is how he's still trying to convince everyone that he's looking respectfully

    • @Crisjola
      @Crisjola 3 года назад +96

      @@chiefpurrfect8389 it can be both. 😜

    • @simplewombat7442
      @simplewombat7442 3 года назад +207

      @@Crisjola he’s a respectable pervert/simp

    • @austincde
      @austincde 3 года назад +305

      When your partner is also your wingman 😆

  • @rachelciel3330
    @rachelciel3330 3 года назад +6281

    Miranda: "Heisenberg. The man's fate is in your hands--"
    Mark, disappointed, appalled, horrified: *nO*

    • @LB0206
      @LB0206 3 года назад +43

      34:25

    • @sungjin-woo2563
      @sungjin-woo2563 3 года назад +5

      Timestamp?

    • @LB0206
      @LB0206 3 года назад +20

      @@sungjin-woo2563 I already sent that, no?

    • @reptiliannoizezz.413
      @reptiliannoizezz.413 2 года назад +12

      no plz dont leave ethan's fate in walter white's hands

    • @irateamatsu
      @irateamatsu 2 года назад

      @@LB0206 no

  • @lxstfixna291
    @lxstfixna291 Год назад +47

    Two years later I come back to this and Im not surprised at all that the most replayed part is where Mark sees Lady Dimistrescu for the first time

  • @KynrieFairy
    @KynrieFairy Год назад +25

    I love when Mark point out things like how that girl would be screaming in the fire after falling and how slamming your recently disfigured hand into a wall out of anger would at least get a pain reaction of some sort

  • @unfathomablegaming7777
    @unfathomablegaming7777 3 года назад +7677

    I love how Ethan is just reacting to everything as though it were a minor inconvenience.

    • @dorianalston6761
      @dorianalston6761 3 года назад +493

      giant earth quake
      Ethan: well that was terrible

    • @takedown205productions6
      @takedown205productions6 3 года назад +268

      He's been through worse. Lol

    • @Arachninja752
      @Arachninja752 3 года назад +319

      Apparently he was also in Resident Evil 7. Now I don't know much about Resident Evil, but if he was in another one, it probably means he's already been through some shit.

    • @MidgarMerc
      @MidgarMerc 3 года назад +67

      @@takedown205productions6 idk the events in this game are way more fucked up than in re7

    • @dualswordslinger3284
      @dualswordslinger3284 3 года назад +212

      @@Arachninja752 He went through hell in 7 and 8, I honestly feel so bad for him. Poor Ethan Winters 😭

  • @Lord_Beans
    @Lord_Beans 3 года назад +5015

    Even after making a video about drooling over Lady Dimitrescu, Mark still tries to keep it a secret that he wants to see her

    • @toasterstrudel6490
      @toasterstrudel6490 3 года назад +43

      It’s so funny 😂

    • @racheldormanen8992
      @racheldormanen8992 3 года назад +140

      Lmao and then Jack is just like “Step on me big Booba! 😍😍😍”

    • @Lord_Beans
      @Lord_Beans 3 года назад +55

      @@racheldormanen8992 No no no, more like "Step on me Big Booba."

    • @sharkhenry8010
      @sharkhenry8010 3 года назад +9

      Quick. No one tell him... lmao.

    • @irishlad1367
      @irishlad1367 3 года назад +1

      @Cameron Weeks u are so wise

  • @ariadnaalvarez3270
    @ariadnaalvarez3270 2 года назад +163

    Lady D: “let’s see how special u are”
    Mark: “Oh sO special”😆

  • @eggbread9126
    @eggbread9126 Год назад +68

    Creepy man literally threating mark with the zombies about to absolutely eat him:
    Mark: you know my name🥰

  • @unifiedfuck
    @unifiedfuck 3 года назад +3097

    mark : i’m playing this for the plot.
    the plot : lady dimitrescu

  • @PirateKingLuffy1978
    @PirateKingLuffy1978 3 года назад +3744

    Markiplier: “How many stab wounds can I take?”
    Connor: 28 STAB WOUNDS

    • @Ghostrecall_M
      @Ghostrecall_M 3 года назад +79

      Ethan is fine. It's not as if he is *human* anymore. He's to much of an biohazardous tank for most mortal wounds to effect him anymore.
      Welcome to *Ethan becomes Moldnster*

    • @dollyaigacha
      @dollyaigacha 3 года назад +62

      You didn’t wanna leave him a chance, huh!?

    • @weskershades
      @weskershades 3 года назад +46

      The funny thing is Heisenberg is actually voiced by Neil Newbon who voiced Gavin Reed and Kamski.

    • @kaimikelgrahamornelas7085
      @kaimikelgrahamornelas7085 3 года назад +28

      Did you feel anger? Hate?

    • @warlockdestiny553
      @warlockdestiny553 3 года назад +3

      @@qittikat fr

  • @ashtonlanders8663
    @ashtonlanders8663 Год назад +49

    "Okay, so everywhere look out for the shiny. This is where my ADHD is gonna come in handy!"
    Same Mark, same.

  • @donutusable
    @donutusable 2 года назад +38

    I love Ethan so much. He's such a generic hero who says the most obvious stuff and I love him for that

  • @whycantithinkofanything
    @whycantithinkofanything 3 года назад +2065

    “You need a knife to plug up that wound?”
    -Markiplier

    • @samtinkle9076
      @samtinkle9076 3 года назад +24

      I mean leaving a knife in will help to stop bleeding sooooo

    • @edwardkenway148
      @edwardkenway148 3 года назад +17

      just shove a thumb in it

    • @thefernprince
      @thefernprince 3 года назад +7

      i heard mark say that right as i read this comment

    • @kennethkersten7048
      @kennethkersten7048 3 года назад +3

      @@thefernprince same

  • @Archfiend_Sushi7746
    @Archfiend_Sushi7746 2 года назад +7521

    Lady Dimitrescu: “Mother Miranda! I must protest...”
    Mark: “Hi...✋☺️“

  • @LacrimosaTheNerd
    @LacrimosaTheNerd 2 года назад +158

    It's equally hilarious and sad that he keeps accusing Elena of being Claire Redfield when that's actually Jill Valentine (Nicole Tompkins). He's right, the "Let him go!" is in the same deeper gruff tone she uses for Jill.

    • @Razzy-sr4oq
      @Razzy-sr4oq 2 года назад +11

      Hahahaha, I was just about to say 'Wait-' right when I read this comment and he said 'sounds like the same voice actress' what impeccable timing xD

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 8 месяцев назад

      Jill "I-can't-take-my-eyes-off-her" Valentine.

  • @nickyricardo7034
    @nickyricardo7034 2 года назад +59

    37:17 "Got to keep Donna & Moreau entertained", nice that Heisenberg's thinking about his sister & brother

  • @joshuatoth765
    @joshuatoth765 3 года назад +4631

    I’m actually really impressed with how Markiplier killed all the Lykans instead of finding out how to open the gate for the daughter and father .

    • @KairikoLionaNekumi
      @KairikoLionaNekumi 3 года назад +265

      That baffled me as well; i suppose he just approached the situation like other games he has played ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @joshuatoth765
      @joshuatoth765 3 года назад +464

      @@KairikoLionaNekumi Especially when he got the last 3 Lykans with 3 headshots ! That was pretty badass.

    • @knightmare6619
      @knightmare6619 3 года назад +72

      @@joshuatoth765 that was quite badass

    • @agentwolfpl4703
      @agentwolfpl4703 3 года назад +125

      When doom soundtrack kicks in

    • @KairikoLionaNekumi
      @KairikoLionaNekumi 3 года назад +70

      @@joshuatoth765 That skill was uncannily comical

  • @zondor8123
    @zondor8123 3 года назад +10016

    lady D : lets see how special you are
    daughters : yes mother
    mark : yes mother

  • @kelsey6689
    @kelsey6689 Год назад +17

    One of my favorite play throughs. The way Markipliers face lights up when he see's his lover.

  • @jospehjeostar6928
    @jospehjeostar6928 2 года назад +38

    Ethan: has a spike in his chest
    Also Ethan: Everything’s fine

  • @x-cosmicvixen-x5576
    @x-cosmicvixen-x5576 3 года назад +2710

    I love how Mark likes to look up when he's clearly talking about Lady Dimitrescu as if she's in the room with him lmaoo

  • @leokim47
    @leokim47 3 года назад +13107

    Ethan seriously reacted harder to a random villager’s death more than his wife’s death

    • @mniakan3544
      @mniakan3544 3 года назад +744

      Yeah he kinda had some grudges there against his wife

    • @Conniveo
      @Conniveo 3 года назад +714

      I think it's because he's causing them to death by bringing the infected father, meanwhile when mia get shot he doesn't have anything to do with it

    • @plantmage9850
      @plantmage9850 3 года назад +680

      @@Conniveo probs had time to think about it. With Mia I imagine he was in a good bit of shock

    • @PrinceRandomness
      @PrinceRandomness 3 года назад +18

      True

    • @atav7402
      @atav7402 3 года назад +171

      I think with Mia this is what happened/
      You know how when you had a fight and your mad at them that’s probably what happened, yes he still loved her so his emotions were mixed with sad, shock and madness and with that many emotions it’s hard to sorta focus on reality

  • @kexard
    @kexard 2 года назад +20

    I like how Mark is just like “I’ve been captured by Lady Dimitrescu…I’m spent”

  • @nicknack5697
    @nicknack5697 2 года назад +16

    I think its hilarious that mark predicted the fungus like five minutes in

  • @HopeHendershot-Moskal
    @HopeHendershot-Moskal 3 года назад +4285

    Sean meeting Lady Dimitrescu for the first time: Big Booba lady! Yes, please hurt me!
    Mark meeting Lady Dimitrescu for the first time: * waves shyly * Hi, I’m Mark. Can I live here? Thanks.

  • @stay7718
    @stay7718 3 года назад +24425

    Mark really be out here looking for the "leave wife and child for tall vampire lady" option of this game

    • @coryhudson4581
      @coryhudson4581 3 года назад +554

      I don't think there's any other endings, the second I think about her tall frame I kill mia

    • @ChaoticNeutralMatt
      @ChaoticNeutralMatt 3 года назад +65

      Lmao

    • @artmy3045
      @artmy3045 3 года назад +42

      is a route

    • @obitou5595
      @obitou5595 3 года назад +193

      I mean Lady is pretty attractive tho. YA'LL DONT JUDGE ME! 🤣😅

    • @babslau7477
      @babslau7477 3 года назад +20

      Omg you got me lmao

  • @MimSorensson
    @MimSorensson 2 года назад +25

    “If it’s just the one of you, I shall stab thee.”
    It cracks me up EVERY time. I’m sorry to say that since I saw this video the first time I have used this threat many times, although merely in good jest.
    Kind of.

  • @mollysperr1356
    @mollysperr1356 2 года назад +30

    Mark really trying to convince himself and us that his love for lady dimistescu is purely platonic and respectful 😉

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 8 месяцев назад +1

      Like he's said before "This isn't sexual it's about power."

  • @ajax6295
    @ajax6295 3 года назад +1404

    I think hearing Mark say "Come on bestie, we got this!" was the best serotonin boost 've ever had.

  • @Gfan-yi7tm
    @Gfan-yi7tm 3 года назад +2943

    “Ya like mushrooms? Cause I’m mostly fungus.”
    Charming as hell. Lady Dimitrescu doesn’t know what she’s up against.

    • @fate3075
      @fate3075 3 года назад +67

      Flirting lessons with markiplier.

    • @motifity3416
      @motifity3416 3 года назад +25

      His charm matches her height.

    • @humanbeing3811
      @humanbeing3811 3 года назад +10

      fungus amogus

    • @trollnips9405
      @trollnips9405 3 года назад +15

      Ethan is a pretty fungi....

    • @scars3596
      @scars3596 3 года назад +2

      I'm gonna use that next time I'm at the club

  • @Moonphase40
    @Moonphase40 2 года назад +20

    46:53 Mark's iconic "bye bye" made me smile so much

  • @darkstrifequeen1458
    @darkstrifequeen1458 2 года назад +18

    i'd honestly consider the duke a calm and friendly face in the midst of such an awesome chaotic game.

  • @katelynredman8885
    @katelynredman8885 3 года назад +3057

    I love how mark acts like a shy little teenager when he sees lady dimitrescu

    • @tech-on_cappuccino4797
      @tech-on_cappuccino4797 3 года назад +17

      Lol

    • @minseoksthighs
      @minseoksthighs 3 года назад +47

      That’s exactly what I was gonna say, it’s so adorable 😭😭

    • @willgriffin5647
      @willgriffin5647 3 года назад +23

      Wait til next episode. He's gonna feel awkward.

    • @zelfris2958
      @zelfris2958 3 года назад +7

      Oh that will definetly change when dimitrescu goes monster form C:

    • @lilacpen8678
      @lilacpen8678 3 года назад +28

      You can tell the exact _second_ he sees her just from his face 33:54

  • @threedicksonabench3141
    @threedicksonabench3141 3 года назад +5427

    “That castle arouses suspicion.”
    OH IT AROUSES SOMETHING-

  • @matthewbuza3120
    @matthewbuza3120 2 года назад +27

    I love when Mark laughs with the other characters in the game who laugh like the witch and the vampire daughters it is so hilarious XD

  • @lucasgear283
    @lucasgear283 Год назад +20

    “PUT A SOCK IN IT ROXANNA.” Best line in resident evil

  • @athena.bismuth980
    @athena.bismuth980 3 года назад +3625

    Mark accidentally saving the family from the monsters because he didn't check his surroundings carefully is the most Johnny English thing I've ever seen

    • @ilianoor6870
      @ilianoor6870 3 года назад +35

      Wdym by that?? Did something happen?

    • @b3anZ76
      @b3anZ76 3 года назад +10

      @@ilianoor6870 looks like you don't get the joke

    • @yutisima
      @yutisima 3 года назад +225

      @@ilianoor6870 when while helping the girl and her father to get to the big house, he killed all the monsters in the high grass with the flour and stuff and saved them from danger, when he couldve checked the garden carefully to notice there's an entrance to the big house

    • @Impaler118
      @Impaler118 3 года назад +56

      @@theavatar7692 this isn't reddit. kinda cringe

    • @dumbumbumbum8649
      @dumbumbumbum8649 3 года назад +27

      @@theavatar7692 not really whoosh anyway. Because he joke didn’t make any sense. He could’ve saved the family anyway and conserved ammo if he had just snuck around the lycans.

  • @shinkaiatsuya950
    @shinkaiatsuya950 3 года назад +3357

    Lady Dimitrescu: *wants to cut off the MC's manhood and devour him*
    Markiplier: Hi, how are you doing pretty tall booba lady?

    • @philippeblais8594
      @philippeblais8594 3 года назад +145

      Jack is the one who calls Dimitrescu booba lady.

    • @Ronald98
      @Ronald98 3 года назад +72

      Ah, a fellow Jacksepticeye viewer i see

    • @zoesuntheimer1232
      @zoesuntheimer1232 3 года назад +111

      @@philippeblais8594 all women are booba lady as long as they have booba

    • @luiboots8243
      @luiboots8243 3 года назад +36

      @@zoesuntheimer1232 You are indeed right about that

    • @yourfamilyfriendlyneighbor3972
      @yourfamilyfriendlyneighbor3972 3 года назад +23

      @@zoesuntheimer1232 😂 wise words

  • @Mariewolf_94
    @Mariewolf_94 2 года назад +18

    "why is that free???"
    Mark, it's at times like these you dont ask questions and just take what you get

  • @dnsl4176
    @dnsl4176 2 года назад +17

    Mark REALLY just called out one of the biggest twists of this arc right at the 2nd episode huh. I know he was joking about it, but now I'm looking forward to seeing his reaction when he realizes he's right.

  • @vamp_pixie3282
    @vamp_pixie3282 3 года назад +1821

    jack: shamelessly breaking all the vases
    mark: *breaks one* IM SO SORRY

    • @hashtag.arielbenl
      @hashtag.arielbenl 3 года назад +1

      😆

    • @rahmat4848
      @rahmat4848 3 года назад +1

      @@hashtag.arielbenl 😢

    • @thewarriorcat3271
      @thewarriorcat3271 3 года назад +5

      'f*** the windows!'

    • @princeakilesh4881
      @princeakilesh4881 3 года назад +8

      Mark wanted to enter the castle of Dimitrescu with 0 violence but the game doesn't give the option for peace...

    • @vamp_pixie3282
      @vamp_pixie3282 3 года назад +1

      holy- tysm for 1.6k likes!! :0 how?!

  • @dorel7142
    @dorel7142 3 года назад +2048

    Okay, but try to actually imagine Mark in a movie 'fighting' against Lady Dimitrescu.
    *Gets threatened and told he'll be torn apart and gets hooks stabbed trough his hands*
    Mark: *blushing* "Heyy... Do you like mushrooms?"

    • @aidenmiller3832
      @aidenmiller3832 3 года назад +128

      Mark: “Because I’m a pretty fun guy”

    • @mayonera904
      @mayonera904 3 года назад +15

      😭😭why MUSHROOMS OUT OF ALL THINGS -

    • @dacarvoid45
      @dacarvoid45 3 года назад +2

      @@aidenmiller3832 I was going to like this but it had 69 likes

    • @James42_
      @James42_ 3 года назад +10

      @@mayonera904 related to resident evil 7. He speculated that Ethan was a little bit infected by the fungus/mushroom inside the Baker’s house

  • @-ghostdoc.13-95
    @-ghostdoc.13-95 2 года назад +13

    Mark just like "if I can block I have control over the entire world!"
    Also why the hell does my personality relate so much to Heisenberg.

  • @smudge3618
    @smudge3618 2 года назад +8

    33:35 i love how he switches his face cam just so we can see lady D

  • @doorknobr
    @doorknobr 3 года назад +1868

    I just love how mark's vocabulary degrades when facing Mommy Dimitrescu

  • @timmy9140
    @timmy9140 3 года назад +1713

    Mark: "I'm not a masochist"
    Also Mark: "Harder mommy"

  • @tanfhltua
    @tanfhltua 2 года назад +18

    32:40 that guy looks like bo burnham in welcome to the internet

  • @Sivos909
    @Sivos909 2 года назад +5

    41:00 when Mark has enough money to buy the deluxe pack and not care to find out what he bought.

  • @amiah9220
    @amiah9220 3 года назад +4680

    Mark: *sees lady DIMITRESCU once*
    also mark: ALRIGHT I THINK THE GAME IS OVER

  • @kanati1133
    @kanati1133 3 года назад +2285

    Lady dimitrescu: _appears_
    Mark who's short and probably acting like a shy teen: hi my names markiplier can I live with you?

  • @shiro8570
    @shiro8570 2 года назад +15

    34:00 By the decree of the dimitrescu family bread and circuses are now cancelled.

  • @ShindlersFiist
    @ShindlersFiist Год назад +4

    39:55 "What're ya buyin' STRANGERAAAA?"

  • @Kitsune-gx7km
    @Kitsune-gx7km 3 года назад +2696

    Lady Dimitrecu: *Trying to kill Mark*
    Mark: *”Harder mommy~”*
    Lady Dimitrecu: What. The. F U C K.

  • @hannahzaner7062
    @hannahzaner7062 3 года назад +1614

    I just realized that, from all the play throughs I've seen of this game, nobody said from the start that Ethan was different. He literally got half his hand bit off from a monster yet didn't turn into one of them. Leonardo just got scratched and he turned within a few minutes of Ethan finding him.

    • @p.mrockypete2475
      @p.mrockypete2475 3 года назад +90

      How’d do u know If Leonardo was infected within minutes might of been hours or the day before, but I do have I high suspicion Ethan will turn unless something to do with Mia or the child cus I think Mia still alive due to her fungus side affects

    • @SulphurMind
      @SulphurMind 3 года назад +37

      You will find out why that happened.

    • @p.mrockypete2475
      @p.mrockypete2475 3 года назад +5

      @@SulphurMind still playing it but the odd of this theory is high

    • @gigglesforlife2483
      @gigglesforlife2483 3 года назад +59

      I was honestly thinking the same thing. When Leonardo got scratched and turned, in my head I was like, "But Ethan got bit. Why didn't he turn as well?" I guess the ending makes sense as to why he didn't turn at all. Everything has a purpose I guess ^.^

    • @p.mrockypete2475
      @p.mrockypete2475 3 года назад +2

      @@gigglesforlife2483 thanks for ruining bit of the ending

  • @thegriffithwolf7071
    @thegriffithwolf7071 2 года назад +11

    Mark always being so romantic with Lady Dimitrescu, just never stops thinking about her in that game, maybe she's the one for him.

  • @diy_cat9817
    @diy_cat9817 2 года назад +10

    46:06
    That whole napkin bit is some of my favorite animation ever. I don't know what it is about it but it's so fluid and perfect. I love mocap so much.

  • @yamyams6913
    @yamyams6913 3 года назад +572

    Lady dimitrescu: appears
    Mark: _I have seen enough. I'm satisfied_

  • @saranonymous91
    @saranonymous91 3 года назад +686

    Lady Dimitrescu: Exists
    Mark: yes, ma‘am

  • @itsmikewsz6548
    @itsmikewsz6548 Год назад +7

    Came back to this series after watching it twice already. The intro to this episode being “this goat eye be glowing” with no further explanation is incredibly funny to me

  • @Noanator
    @Noanator 2 года назад +13

    45:48
    Daughters: "Yes, Mother!"
    Mark: "Yes, Mother!"

  • @s0apy392
    @s0apy392 3 года назад +1785

    Man Markiplier would be the best one to be a buddy
    Elena: "Leave me alone"
    Mark: "We are besties now"

    • @tabitermen
      @tabitermen 3 года назад +20

      as a person who is named Elena this makes me very happy

    • @mohit_panjwani
      @mohit_panjwani 3 года назад +1

      @@tabitermen ggg

    • @skullyink2764
      @skullyink2764 3 года назад +4

      “Come on Bestie! Let’s go!”

  • @DrunkStormtrooper
    @DrunkStormtrooper 3 года назад +2373

    ( sees lady D )
    Mark: *starts howling like a 1930’s cartoon wolf*

    • @krystakizito7244
      @krystakizito7244 3 года назад +8

      I am not sure it was made in the 1930's

    • @DrunkStormtrooper
      @DrunkStormtrooper 3 года назад +6

      30’s 40’s whatever you know what I mean

    • @krystakizito7244
      @krystakizito7244 3 года назад

      @@DrunkStormtrooper I want to know if you mean tex avery wolf. Cause he was made in 1942.

    • @krystakizito7244
      @krystakizito7244 3 года назад +1

      @@DrunkStormtrooper I am talking about Tex avery from red hot riding hood.

    • @krystakizito7244
      @krystakizito7244 3 года назад

      @@DrunkStormtrooper he was made in 1942.

  • @powlman6841
    @powlman6841 Год назад +4

    36:08
    "press f to examine"
    *fucking kicks the blocks to shreds*

  • @Devraaj24
    @Devraaj24 11 месяцев назад +4

    Elena shot her father with a shotgun, TWICE and still thought she could save him… huh?

  • @zmbhuntr
    @zmbhuntr 3 года назад +1891

    If you want to help with you ADHD, if you check the map of each room, if it’s red, there is still stuff to be found, if it’s blue, you’re in the clear

    • @Rappy104
      @Rappy104 3 года назад +10

      I’m pretty sure it’s always been that way

    • @ariabritton9669
      @ariabritton9669 3 года назад +94

      tried this IRL, doesn't work.

    • @AdvayBasavaraju
      @AdvayBasavaraju 3 года назад +11

      @@ariabritton9669 F

    • @musketg2774
      @musketg2774 3 года назад

      V important

    • @galacticcactus5530
      @galacticcactus5530 3 года назад +19

      Yep. If it’s still red you’re missing something. Usually something tiny like a hidden crystal piece. It DOES work, you all just aren’t looking hard enough. Lol

  • @candidesque6470
    @candidesque6470 3 года назад +466

    I love how in Jack's playthrough, he is super methodical with the guns and a good and calm shot and Mark is just like "I HAVE A KNIFE AND MY BARE ARMS AND IMMA USE THEM."

    • @mikedantonio4731
      @mikedantonio4731 3 года назад +21

      He wants to be like joe baker to impress big booba lady

    • @saralovelace7219
      @saralovelace7219 3 года назад +23

      This is why I can watch Mark play games that would freak me out if I watched any other RUclipsr play them. The fact that he just memes outlandishly all the way through makes it not as scary.

    • @kylethomas5902
      @kylethomas5902 3 года назад +8

      I played re7 and fished the game with maybe shooting a total of a singular magazine of ammo

  • @albertwesker6221
    @albertwesker6221 2 года назад +12

    41:37 I will cry...this is probably the only thing about wesker in this game.

  • @susanneile252
    @susanneile252 5 месяцев назад +2

    "Im gonna throw so much flour in your eyes.... Your not know whats coming because you'll be blind."
    -markiplier