“Old THOT Next Door” and the Conundrum of Quan Millz | KennieJD

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  • @KennieJD
    @KennieJD  3 месяца назад +137

    Go to buyraycon.com/kennie for 15% off your order, plus free shipping! Brought to you by Raycon.

    • @montyskew1786
      @montyskew1786 3 месяца назад +8

      You've started somethings here.
      I, and the rest of your fans, are gonna need Old Thot 2 and Old Thot Goes to Poundtown 😅
      Yea.... there's more🤣

    • @nekomimianimelover
      @nekomimianimelover 3 месяца назад +1

      Let me just say Raycons are actually amazing. To be an honest reviewer I would say airpods are slightly above in sound quality but they fell out of my ears ALL THE TIME and have terrible battery life. Raycons fit very snugly and the battery lasts FOREVER they’re great!

    • @aliciabell6688
      @aliciabell6688 3 месяца назад

      Mr. Mills is a racist. Your first instinct is correct. Go watch the movie American Fiction. As always praying for your wellbeing and hoping for nothing but your best, your distant auntie.

    • @C.Freeman
      @C.Freeman 25 дней назад

      I love your channel

  • @ironidol
    @ironidol 3 месяца назад +723

    Again another manifestation of "Write that novel! Write that screenplay! Don't let no one stop you, 'cause best believe no one stopped Quan!"

    • @torionaashlee2000
      @torionaashlee2000 3 месяца назад +6

      😂😂😂😂

    • @johnmartin298
      @johnmartin298 3 месяца назад +6

      Oh lord!😂😂😂

    • @xXBarbDwireXx
      @xXBarbDwireXx 2 месяца назад +5

      if he can do it, so can you!!!

    • @DollfaceDuchess
      @DollfaceDuchess 2 месяца назад +5

      I swear Tyler and Quan are backhanded motivation for writers. I gotta get on my ish 😂

  • @hallewhy
    @hallewhy 3 месяца назад +5725

    This series should be called Kennie and the Kindle!

    • @rayewb6507
      @rayewb6507 3 месяца назад +142

      You are a genius

    • @grimwithgabby3754
      @grimwithgabby3754 3 месяца назад +254

      Oooo or maybe Kindling with Kennie 😁

    • @zuzu9190
      @zuzu9190 3 месяца назад +96

      @ville__tf???

    • @DumiNihi
      @DumiNihi 3 месяца назад +58

      ​@@zuzu9190he's a troll bot

    • @PeachReverie
      @PeachReverie 3 месяца назад +3

      Good name!

  • @intern_dana
    @intern_dana 3 месяца назад +1129

    jokes aside, the premise of "elderly woman rediscovering her sexuality after being widowed" sounds promising. like it'd totally make be for good erotica and good drama. but alas, this was written by quan millz 😔

    • @lilyachernik942
      @lilyachernik942 3 месяца назад +39

      Yes, I'd love to read something like that.

    • @Ms.July-Moon
      @Ms.July-Moon 3 месяца назад +127

      Retirement villages are hotbeds of STI’s so yes.

    • @devonmunn5728
      @devonmunn5728 3 месяца назад +7

      ​@@Ms.July-Moon oh damn really? Do old attitudes about sex contribute to that?

    • @Ms.July-Moon
      @Ms.July-Moon 3 месяца назад +122

      @@devonmunn5728 The old folks are like she can’t get pregnant and they go buck wild out there not thinking they need to wrap it up because syphilis and gonorrhea exist.

    • @missshannonsunshine
      @missshannonsunshine 3 месяца назад +2

      Exactly

  • @jaimelee7493
    @jaimelee7493 3 месяца назад +964

    can you imagine if tubi made this into a movie 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @nzingahendricks4128
      @nzingahendricks4128 3 месяца назад +110

      Dear god don’t give them any ideas!!! 😂😂😂

    • @MsTeo91
      @MsTeo91 3 месяца назад +36

      The horror 😟😟😟

    • @thxwanderer
      @thxwanderer 3 месяца назад +64

      Stop! They def read these comments! 😂😂

    • @carbonn5998
      @carbonn5998 3 месяца назад +12

      i think it *is* going to be movie lmaooo or at least one of his books is

    • @MoonlitReads
      @MoonlitReads 3 месяца назад +7

      Just commented this because this is exactly what I was thinking 😂

  • @julesrules7297
    @julesrules7297 3 месяца назад +81

    This went from smut to psychotic film noir so fast that I got whiplash.

  • @mirriam6997
    @mirriam6997 3 месяца назад +714

    I don’t know why Kennie being able to say “ambidextrous” but not “bisexualidad” just kills me

    • @devonmunn5728
      @devonmunn5728 3 месяца назад +63

      You can also quote Tallulah Bankhead's "ambisextrous"

    • @meifennellysieu7510
      @meifennellysieu7510 3 месяца назад +13

      @@devonmunn5728 Tallulah Bankhead was truly a woman ahead of her time, lol.

  • @whatalsaid
    @whatalsaid 3 месяца назад +50

    I recommend checking out the audiobook version of this. The lady who narrates the book deserves some sort of award.

    • @Vesperad0
      @Vesperad0 3 месяца назад +1

      dog I love seeing you here. Complete wild west of the internet.

  • @Oonagh72
    @Oonagh72 3 месяца назад +44

    This is a great permis with effed up writing. This could have sparked some really interesting conversations on aging.

  • @samminicksm
    @samminicksm 3 месяца назад +10

    24:43 I need the Contagious ADHD jukebox moment timestamped for my own ADHD

  • @dillona1001
    @dillona1001 3 месяца назад +50

    *Okay nose pierced Kennie🤌🏿❤️‍🔥*

  • @rachaeld8544
    @rachaeld8544 3 месяца назад +32

    this was def NOT the video to eat my dinner to lol

  • @nzingahendricks4128
    @nzingahendricks4128 3 месяца назад +18

    Came for the aggressive granny corn, stayed for the lifetime thriller. What a book 😂😭🫠

  • @hopet7090
    @hopet7090 3 месяца назад +14

    I too Kenny cannot resist doing the whole break down from Contagious if it pops in my head

  • @alsoknownascici308
    @alsoknownascici308 3 месяца назад +18

    I legit do not read romance by cis men 🤣🤣🤣

  • @thxwanderer
    @thxwanderer 3 месяца назад +5

    I dont use tiktok often so I never heard of the author or these books and- I regret knowing now because what is HAPPENING!?!? The plot is on fire. I'm crying.

  • @madmax7859
    @madmax7859 3 месяца назад +2

    the contagious singing was the best I’ve heard yet❤❤❤😂😂😂. shout out to the Isley Brothers and Kells for their contributions to the music industry

  • @darrsmth94610
    @darrsmth94610 3 месяца назад +4

    10:14 you said "grody"! Love it!!!

  • @SpaceKarma
    @SpaceKarma 3 месяца назад +5

    I was singing Busted right along with you, note for note! 🎶

  • @whylife8980
    @whylife8980 3 месяца назад +8

    Not the "Go ahead supersoaker" 😂

  • @NihilisticWhim
    @NihilisticWhim Месяц назад +1

    I was reminded of this "series" by a friend of mine and may be donating to a voice actor reading of some Quan Millz chapters. Thanks for letting me know about Quan Millz and his obsession with Older Sexually Lascivious Uncles & THOTs

  • @sizwiwengema7722
    @sizwiwengema7722 3 месяца назад +14

    That solo was everything. Adhd win

  • @MiaTHall229
    @MiaTHall229 3 месяца назад +6

    Thank you for the Contagious dance break. That's my jam 😂

  • @kellyjean7168
    @kellyjean7168 3 месяца назад +11

    The Kenta cloth was outta pocket 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @camayrum6040
    @camayrum6040 3 месяца назад +28

    THANK YOU for finishig contagious!!! I thought I was the only one with that disability😂😂😂

  • @kmoodyonthemic
    @kmoodyonthemic 15 дней назад

    The spontaneous singing of Contagious was my favorite part of this video ❤

  • @sillyladtan
    @sillyladtan 3 месяца назад +4

    this looks like the kinda video that will temporarily cure my depression im seated

  • @ArturGlass.C
    @ArturGlass.C 3 месяца назад +4

    I've never been so confused in my life.

  • @aryanne5012
    @aryanne5012 3 месяца назад +2

    Not me over here harmonizing with kennie on contagious lol.. a classic!

    • @j_dollaas
      @j_dollaas 24 дня назад

      gwooorll I did too! she’s so relatable 😂

  • @Szreemo15
    @Szreemo15 2 месяца назад +3

    You're right about the fat phobia. He is on tiktok live trying to lose weight and calling being fat low vibrational and using that big back term

  • @kyaco2009
    @kyaco2009 3 месяца назад +2

    Not the throwback!! Thank you for the sing-a-long 😂😂❤

  • @GrannyReplica
    @GrannyReplica 3 месяца назад +4

    Finally, something to fill the void left by Caleb Joseph going silent. Yes to more outrageous books. 😌

  • @jb3868
    @jb3868 3 месяца назад +25

    The Aqua Tofana whisper 😃

  • @Artisticrenegade319
    @Artisticrenegade319 3 месяца назад +1

    Really old ladies that like young men are called “sabertooth tigers “

  • @trianenopenottrian9108
    @trianenopenottrian9108 3 месяца назад +1

    I love Kennie reads it so we don't have to let's make this a whole segment

  • @Sad_breadsticks
    @Sad_breadsticks 3 месяца назад +2

    Super Soaker is insane work 20:44

  • @highpressure8982
    @highpressure8982 3 месяца назад +6

    That is the most horrible book ever made

  • @slyfoxandbirdie
    @slyfoxandbirdie 3 месяца назад +1

    You are continually ~ruining my day~ in the best way. As a fellow trash connoisseur, every Saturday I am THRILLED

  • @passionfruit3133
    @passionfruit3133 3 месяца назад +2

    I thought Kennie would take the chance to quote "Look at it! LOOK AT IT! I want you to Look. At. Iiiiiiit!!!"

  • @ShanShan-sz3fm
    @ShanShan-sz3fm Месяц назад

    😂😂😂 I just saw Quan on live talking about "the old thot goes to pound town" I couldn't believe what I was seeing, I ran to Google and now, I'm here. I'm still shocked 😂

  • @Mangoos393
    @Mangoos393 3 месяца назад +1

    This natural beat and lighting!! Yassssss ❤❤

  • @cheshiregerena6855
    @cheshiregerena6855 3 месяца назад +1

    "It feels racist, but he's black."
    What is internalized racism for 500?
    And with the book starting off thus badly imma guess misogynoir and bad bisexual tropes are gonna litter this damn thing too

  • @atate8571
    @atate8571 3 месяца назад +2

    I almost had to turn this off because the main characters name is my moms name… and she is also a 76 year old widow. 😂

    • @devonmunn5728
      @devonmunn5728 2 месяца назад +1

      Did you tell the real Vernita Ernestine Washington about this mess?

  • @ninjarabbitxo
    @ninjarabbitxo 3 месяца назад +1

    This did not go anywhere near where i thought it would 😭😭

  • @prxssia
    @prxssia 3 месяца назад +1

    The song interlude lmao
    Needed after this book plot

  • @sal7707
    @sal7707 3 месяца назад +8

    FINALLLLLLYYYY MOTHERRRR

  • @damessyelliott_3949
    @damessyelliott_3949 2 месяца назад

    Loved this. Made me listen to the audiobook and it was a while Kiki

  • @aureliahutchinson5891
    @aureliahutchinson5891 3 месяца назад +1

    I decided to watch this high af and now my brain feels like it's about to explode. wtf was that!!!

  • @atinukeologbon-ori4891
    @atinukeologbon-ori4891 3 месяца назад +2

    we as a community need to keep these books AWAY from tyler perry PLEASE

  • @quinnistired3268
    @quinnistired3268 3 месяца назад +2

    Happy pride month I guess??? Anyway, loved the video! The podcast style long videos are my favorite.

  • @rikimaru700
    @rikimaru700 3 месяца назад +1

    Man, that cover is fucked in all the best ways. This book better be the biggest hot mess I've ever heard of

  • @Justitia_Nomen
    @Justitia_Nomen 3 месяца назад +4

    Speaking of bisexuals, I feel like Kennie might really enjoy Challengers. That review would be hilarious.

    • @liteflightify
      @liteflightify 3 месяца назад +4

      There’s literally the faintest sexual/romantic tension between the two male leads in that movie. And it’s otherwise a very hetero-normal film. It’s a solid enough flick. But the queer angle feels more like a marketing gimmick than anything else.

    • @Justitia_Nomen
      @Justitia_Nomen 3 месяца назад +1

      @@liteflightify faintest? LOL. Context, baby. Need you to watch it again.

  • @asiamaya1527
    @asiamaya1527 3 месяца назад

    Breaking out into singing contagious word for word is one of Kennie's most iconic moments

  • @lotuseatingstone
    @lotuseatingstone 3 месяца назад +2

    this would go crazy on tubi

  • @deijahbougie2902
    @deijahbougie2902 3 месяца назад +1

    Please read Thong on Fire next 😂😂😂lol

  • @sigh824
    @sigh824 3 месяца назад +1

    Can someone please explain what a “double potato” situation is? I already know that’s gonna haunt me

  • @Cedsbestwife
    @Cedsbestwife 3 месяца назад +1

    I think Quan Millz is taking small plot points from more popular novels and blowing them up for trolling purposes. I’ve read EJD, Bebe Moore Campbell and Zane books with similar devices (freaky preacher, freaky septuagenarian, gay husband, etc) but they weren’t the whole book because that’s weird 🤷🏽‍♀️

  • @reylin.x
    @reylin.x 3 месяца назад +1

    early 2000s rap cover art

  • @electrifiedwater1
    @electrifiedwater1 3 месяца назад

    It’s always 5 pm somewhere

  • @mhfromnh1421
    @mhfromnh1421 3 месяца назад

    girl, that ain't a cougar, that's a mellencamp.

  • @kayab5714
    @kayab5714 3 месяца назад

    The Survivalists by Kashana Cauley was absurdist and I think meant to be a satire! Its under 300 pages, but I only made it to 100 pages before thinking it wasn't quite for me. The main character was making the worst decisions possible and ignoring the many glaring red flags of her survivalist boyfriend and his roommates. It would be interesting to see your insight!

  • @musicalriotgrl1
    @musicalriotgrl1 3 месяца назад

    You know Kennie going through it when she just bust out and sings a whole song

  • @dramonmaster222
    @dramonmaster222 3 месяца назад

    Wow! This certainly took an unexpected direction.

  • @noellegates9073
    @noellegates9073 3 месяца назад

    Gurll YAAAAS with the tropical smoothie cafe!

  • @kachiin
    @kachiin 3 месяца назад

    Would LOVE for you to talk about The Courtship (Bridgerton style dating show) and Couple to Throuple 😂 (super messy "dating" show)

  • @delphilashay-el5453
    @delphilashay-el5453 3 месяца назад +1

    I… I’m so confused.

  • @BubblegumOni
    @BubblegumOni 3 месяца назад

    your make up is so cute in this one omg

  • @Yeniphur
    @Yeniphur 3 месяца назад +1

    A MONDAY BOOK REVIEW??? Get in the car losers ❤!

  • @fauxrowsdower7610
    @fauxrowsdower7610 3 месяца назад

    you yelling STOP BE NORMAL at yourself is insanely relatable

  • @Chikabellaa
    @Chikabellaa 3 месяца назад

    I watched GOTDAMN ZO react to this and it was TOP TIER 😂 glad to see you react to it too🤣

  • @Gabriellaella23
    @Gabriellaella23 3 месяца назад

    Not Kennie giving us a Bailey reference! *Aqua Tofana*
    Y’all are my two favorite RUclipsrs

  • @psychohermit
    @psychohermit 3 месяца назад

    Not you having me looking up the song after so long! Forgot how funny the music video was 💀💀

  • @gabrielleduplessis7388
    @gabrielleduplessis7388 3 месяца назад

    You didn’t even get three words in on your synopsis when I started cackling.
    Also, not paying attention to the thumbnail when coming across this video, I immediately thought did Kenny come across the door erotica yet?
    Also me: this story is worse than the door erotica. Kenny read that instead.
    Also shout out to reads with rachel for exposing us to that one.

  • @dipndie
    @dipndie 3 месяца назад

    It’s so interesting seeing this knowing that he’s now retiring from writing this books lmao

  • @RedPanda79
    @RedPanda79 3 месяца назад

    I love some $1 Amazon books but this is too wild. Someone needs to redo Ignition remix so I can play it

  • @Teybacon
    @Teybacon 3 месяца назад

    nah you were cooking with Contagious I need a full cover!!! 😂

  • @luminescent_tides
    @luminescent_tides 3 месяца назад

    I couldn’t physically pass by this video, with this title….Ohhhh lawssss😂

  • @wannabelikme
    @wannabelikme 3 месяца назад

    Never been so early for a Kennie JD video 😊😊😊

  • @cpc061
    @cpc061 3 месяца назад

    Please read Pastors eat YSSUP too! Can’t wait for your review 😄

  • @NeidaTeresa
    @NeidaTeresa 3 месяца назад

    I was watching this with 60% of my attention then part 2 hit and suddenly I had to razor focus 😂 WHAT is this book 😭

  • @Healing_Changes_The_World
    @Healing_Changes_The_World 3 месяца назад

    This was insane omg. I can’t even wrap my head around this

  • @Josh-ez5hf
    @Josh-ez5hf 3 месяца назад

    HIM?!? That was a big surprise. I thought these were written unronically by a bored grandma

  • @sharikadefreitas4625
    @sharikadefreitas4625 3 месяца назад

    Omg I totally sang along to Contagious 😂😂😂

  • @samidolark1912
    @samidolark1912 2 месяца назад +1

    Look at it!!! 😂😮😢❤

  • @luvlyerdj93
    @luvlyerdj93 3 месяца назад

    The fatphobia is definitely some internalized mess from Quan Millz

  • @samiyaa__8605
    @samiyaa__8605 3 месяца назад

    What that song 24:51 I like it +you got a beautiful voice

  • @fluffymonster1306
    @fluffymonster1306 3 месяца назад +1

    *whisper* AQUATOFANAAAHHHHHH

  • @Liv15152
    @Liv15152 3 месяца назад

    I’m torn because the premise and writing sound bad shit. But (and hear me out!) the actual plot itself was good. It went somewhere. I was hooked. I wanted to know what was real and what wasn’t. I didn’t see any of those plot points coming.

  • @King_smidget
    @King_smidget 3 месяца назад

    This was a wild ride. 😭

  • @dillona1001
    @dillona1001 3 месяца назад

    That immaKulate timing can doeth no wrong. Let us gather and rejoice in midday tomfoolerous shenanigans.

  • @kollardgaming
    @kollardgaming 3 месяца назад

    This sounds like a Tubi movie mama would watch 😂😂😂

  • @cicissolarsystem
    @cicissolarsystem 3 месяца назад +4315

    Imagine yo granny is photoshopped on Rubi Rose for a cover of a Quan Millz book 😭

    • @chibi_rum
      @chibi_rum 3 месяца назад +65

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @Butterfly-vr5py
      @Butterfly-vr5py 3 месяца назад

      ​@ville__ you're so gross

    • @tsingletary6311
      @tsingletary6311 3 месяца назад +288

      They could've at least smoothed out the transition to Meemaw's jawline. And, that hair over the shoulder?? 💀💀💀

    • @9eishitasharma501
      @9eishitasharma501 3 месяца назад +96

      ​@ville__ HUH❓️❓️❓️

    • @thirdwaveemo
      @thirdwaveemo 3 месяца назад +1

      @@9eishitasharma501 its crazy thats the same guy who has bots telling people to sub to him because hes “kind and authentic “

  • @itscjrodgers
    @itscjrodgers 3 месяца назад +2439

    My brain took a leave of absence at trying to understand Pregnant By My Mother's Gay Husband. The plot is lost and I forgot to microchip it.

    • @jellycatnati
      @jellycatnati 3 месяца назад +52

      @ville__girl ?? not too much weirdo

    • @portobeIIa
      @portobeIIa 3 месяца назад +123

      @@jellycatnati dont feed the troll, just quietly report and move on

    • @pd96851
      @pd96851 3 месяца назад +111

      That sounds like one of those unhinged Filipino movies she’s reviewed 😭

    • @tropicaldepression8202
      @tropicaldepression8202 3 месяца назад +18

      ​@@pd96851hey, we would never disrespect grandma 😂

    • @smilealwaysnatasha3423
      @smilealwaysnatasha3423 3 месяца назад +6

      @ville__omg stfu and come up with something else - damnnn

  • @PequenoGiant
    @PequenoGiant 3 месяца назад +591

    I'm sorry. I did not pack a big enough bag for the multitude of trips this story took us on 😭😂😂

  • @rockandfashion7207
    @rockandfashion7207 3 месяца назад +917

    The foreboding sadness in Kennie’s eyes as she holds the book…. Yeah you know this is gonna be a good one

  • @audie3600
    @audie3600 3 месяца назад +739

    With how crazy the books are in Kindle Unlimited, I bet Kennie could make an amazing series out of just reading the batshit books on the kindle and I’d love to see her roasting bad books like bad movies

    • @NewName007-n3u
      @NewName007-n3u 3 месяца назад +9

      that'd be so insane 😭

    • @emilyfails6489
      @emilyfails6489 3 месяца назад +8

      @ville__dude wth

    • @SoulaaniNani
      @SoulaaniNani 3 месяца назад +5

      @ville__i guarantee you have more of a reason to do that than they do

    • @Jen-uk6ly
      @Jen-uk6ly 3 месяца назад +3

      It’s def time for her to get into different unhinged media !😭

  • @suva707
    @suva707 3 месяца назад +425

    I took meds for RLS once and the side effects on the bottle stated "increase urge to gamble and sexual promiscuity" LOLOLOL

    • @mariabrown6926
      @mariabrown6926 3 месяца назад +22

      Screaming 😂

    • @roselover411
      @roselover411 3 месяца назад +62

      Ahh so what they mean is it can lower inhibitions by increasing drive for risky behaviors XD I will say that's wild as hell for a medication for restless leg syndrome XD

    • @lj0727
      @lj0727 3 месяца назад

      @@roselover411man restless leg syndrome can be so horrible that sometimes I would take a chronic gambling addiction or crazy hoe phase sex orgy instead of it lol

    • @missandrea6184
      @missandrea6184 3 месяца назад +25

      @@roselover411 It's because it's gabapentin inhibitors which has an effect on dopamine.

    • @roselover411
      @roselover411 3 месяца назад +17

      @@missandrea6184 😯 I see! Interesting. That makes sense, since gabapentin is primarily used to treat nerve pain

  • @issawashere
    @issawashere 3 месяца назад +564

    as someone who has RLS (restless leg syndrome) and takes medication… i’m questioning a lot right now

    • @Healing_Changes_The_World
      @Healing_Changes_The_World 3 месяца назад +45

      Please 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @emhu2594
      @emhu2594 3 месяца назад +42

      Write a book and sell tubi the movie rights

    • @bec7080
      @bec7080 3 месяца назад +29

      As someone with hallucinations that "knows when they are real or fake" I'm questioning a lot right now 🤣

    • @devonmunn5728
      @devonmunn5728 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@@bec7080 I wouldn't question too much since the author isn't a doctor

    • @bec7080
      @bec7080 3 месяца назад +14

      @@devonmunn5728 oh yeah, I'm just joking. I mean I do have hallucinations but I have a neurologist (most of the time it's from lack of sleep) and psychiatry NP so I know what's what.

  • @PeachReverie
    @PeachReverie 3 месяца назад +1226

    “STOP! BE NORMAL!” 😂

    • @beckyginger3432
      @beckyginger3432 3 месяца назад +34

      "F*******CK" 😂

    • @MsTeo91
      @MsTeo91 3 месяца назад +37

      This is a conversation I have with myself on a daily basis 😅

    • @eadlindobbs
      @eadlindobbs 3 месяца назад +8

      That was honestly so relatable 😂

    • @PeachReverie
      @PeachReverie 3 месяца назад +2

      @@MsTeo91 😂 me too, doesn’t seem to work for me tho lol

    • @MsTeo91
      @MsTeo91 3 месяца назад +5

      @@PeachReverie Lol, Same that’s when my ADHD kicks into overdrive 😅

  • @bubby632
    @bubby632 3 месяца назад +194

    Honestly a police officer not taking a victim seriously and breaking the law is pretty accurate. The unrealistic part is him actually getting fired