[ASMR] Corny Dad Jokes Whisper

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  • Опубликовано: 21 янв 2025

Комментарии • 89

  • @RandyASMR
    @RandyASMR  7 лет назад +13

    Hey guys so my first green screen editing!! The black background everyone has been waiting for!! Haha hope it came out good enough for you guys!! ❤️❤️❤️

    • @bogroman13
      @bogroman13 7 лет назад +3

      Watching on an AMOLED display makes you look like you're popping out from the screen xD
      Cool effect tho.

    • @regulareverydayhalfbirdguy
      @regulareverydayhalfbirdguy 7 лет назад +1

      I actually love when you film in front of that turquoise, physical background from some of your recent videos. Such a calming color, and it works extremely well with your own colors. ❤️

  • @sariig
    @sariig 7 лет назад +25

    Basically my youth: "Dad I'm tired!" - Hi tired! I'm dad!
    And dad going : "knock knock"
    Me: "who is there?
    Dad: "Boo!"
    Me: "Boo who?"
    Dad: "Gee son, didn't mean to make you cry"
    Me: -_-*
    .. yeah this was a daily occurrence for a looong time

    • @RockinChairGoblin
      @RockinChairGoblin 2 года назад

      As a man aspiring to be a father, I personally thank you for these pointers.

  • @Eastside97
    @Eastside97 7 лет назад +17

    I love dad jokes! I can already tell this is going to be a great video (commented before watching).

  • @JamesBond-lj6ms
    @JamesBond-lj6ms 7 лет назад +12

    😂 corny jokes are the best! And I like how the background is black and yet we can see you perfectly well. You're getting better and better with each video!

  • @skijumpnose
    @skijumpnose 7 лет назад +21

    Hey Randy,you can't beat some Dad jokes,here is one - A mommy tomato and a baby tomato were walking down a street and the baby tomato was falling behind so the mommy tomato said "Ketchup"

    • @smilyman1
      @smilyman1 7 лет назад +1

      That’s from pulp fiction

  • @timgrieves
    @timgrieves 7 лет назад +19

    Why do I buy my guns from a TRex?
    Because he’s a.... small arms dealer!

  • @InKa4484
    @InKa4484 7 лет назад +9

    I bought these shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced em with, but I've been trippin all day.

  • @hannesnilsstrom2613
    @hannesnilsstrom2613 7 лет назад +3

    This was a great idea jokes and asmr really liked it! I think it's the first time I've seen this done too!

  • @stevenpeeven3169
    @stevenpeeven3169 3 года назад

    That jump start cable joke made me lol while half asleep. I must've sounded mental to anybody around.

  • @vicenteramirez7024
    @vicenteramirez7024 7 лет назад +2

    Ants: "They are all girls, otherwise they'll be uncles" hahaahahh xdd that was a good one😂😂

  • @sinistar3198
    @sinistar3198 7 лет назад +3

    The video I didn't know I always wanted.

  • @Stephen_Dumeyer
    @Stephen_Dumeyer 7 лет назад +14

    Wanna know what happened to the broken pencil?
    Never mind its pointless

  • @gajakosmacauskaite5724
    @gajakosmacauskaite5724 7 лет назад

    I ac love this so much! You have an amazing channel girl!! 😊❤

  • @akanarwhal3973
    @akanarwhal3973 7 лет назад +8

    Whats a cats favorite dressing?
    Rrrranch.

  • @keving.540
    @keving.540 7 лет назад +1

    This was a great idea for a video 👍🏻

  • @berrynoberry
    @berrynoberry 7 лет назад +2

    and another reason why you're my absolute favorite ASMRtist

  • @jonpower9728
    @jonpower9728 7 лет назад +5

    Man! If these jokes were any more corny they would've been made into cereal!

  • @ebgamer29
    @ebgamer29 7 лет назад +1

    I see you're performing in front of my soul this evening

  • @adamhavelock2104
    @adamhavelock2104 4 года назад

    3:15 the reason I never was told dad jokes 😂.

  • @MarcelVersace
    @MarcelVersace 7 лет назад

    Bruh, can you imagine if Randy releases her videos in 4K HDR 60FPS. That would be lit! 👌🏽🔥😹

  • @Liteman_01
    @Liteman_01 7 лет назад

    i love my dad so much.

  • @Francopersano
    @Francopersano 7 лет назад

    This made me genuinely smile, good job randy, what's up with the black background?

  • @Hardlight835
    @Hardlight835 7 лет назад

    What's the best cheese to tempt a bear out of the woods?
    Camembert.

  • @MKF30
    @MKF30 7 лет назад

    Randy, you totally look like a teacher type lol. Though I'll admit I'd be thinking "hard to concentrate when the teacher is so hot haha" I like these jokes lmao. I love cheesy yet hilarious jokes or ones that make you roll your eyes. Love the eyelashes btw, big fan lol. :P

  • @dofla755
    @dofla755 7 лет назад

    So nice 😊😁

  • @whootyasmr3956
    @whootyasmr3956 7 лет назад

    ASMR for the win!

  • @jasonlotito
    @jasonlotito 7 лет назад +1

    Where does a king keep his armies?
    In his sleevies.

  • @paradoxnemesis
    @paradoxnemesis 7 лет назад

    another great post

  • @frossaren5340
    @frossaren5340 7 лет назад

    Keep your eyes open kids! ''why?'' Because you won't see anything otherwise

  • @soixantecroissants
    @soixantecroissants 7 лет назад +3

    Oh and I used to pronounce it "Fanta", but now I pronounce it "Fanta".

    • @Semi-Orphanatic
      @Semi-Orphanatic 7 лет назад +1

      soixantecroissants I always pronounced it as "Tango"

  • @tylerrush8349
    @tylerrush8349 7 лет назад

    Why do scuba divers always fall backwards out of the boat?
    Because if they fell forwards, they’d still be in the boat!

  • @vansoon7628
    @vansoon7628 7 лет назад

    You can produce enough power for the Earth's population if you can harness the power of the eye-rolling from watching this video.

  • @derzerby
    @derzerby 7 лет назад +1

    She's here all week

  • @vincem3748
    @vincem3748 Год назад

    Dad: *while in public, hears something fall onto the floor*
    Dad: it's on the floor!
    (Based on actual events)

  • @soixantecroissants
    @soixantecroissants 7 лет назад

    Jumper cable joke A+++++

  • @xtremedude4163
    @xtremedude4163 7 лет назад +1

    Oh yeah? What shoes do plumbers wear? Clogs.

  • @WJen8
    @WJen8 7 лет назад

    It'd be funny if you set a tally in the corner of the screen of the times you caved and laughed 😂

  • @hernandezandradejoseivan8623
    @hernandezandradejoseivan8623 7 лет назад

    yeeeees new video 😊

  • @icystarasmr4027
    @icystarasmr4027 7 лет назад

    Haha, nice video

  • @Hunterr8
    @Hunterr8 7 лет назад +4

    It's not the jokes that got me, it was your face when you were trying not to laugh...

    • @RandyASMR
      @RandyASMR  7 лет назад +2

      H Rein I know embarrassing haha.. 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

  • @Occultist_Anonymous
    @Occultist_Anonymous 6 лет назад

    Purr-fect jokes simply Meow-velous

  • @ChillavaKirby
    @ChillavaKirby 7 лет назад

    This is my kind of video

  • @vansoon7628
    @vansoon7628 7 лет назад +1

    I thought the answer to the shoe/thief one would have been stilettos.

  • @harrysam7909
    @harrysam7909 7 лет назад +2

    Hi Randy, how are you?❤️❤️

  • @RCmies
    @RCmies 7 лет назад +30

    Your dad is 44

    • @georgesherwood6110
      @georgesherwood6110 7 лет назад +8

      RCmies let him know when i see him I’m gonna spin his jaw

    • @soresthawk7171
      @soresthawk7171 7 лет назад +4

      RCmies take mans twix by force, send man shop by force, your girl knows I've got the sauce, no ketchup, just sauce, raw sauce, boom, yo, gah

    • @vegittoblue125
      @vegittoblue125 7 лет назад +1

      RCmies The thing goes SKRRRRRAAAA PA PA KAKAKA SKIBIKI PA PA

    • @WJen8
      @WJen8 7 лет назад +1

      BU BU BRRRR BOOM

    • @aquariusangel816
      @aquariusangel816 7 лет назад

      Jwen7836 skitty ski pa pa

  • @sanctuaryalpha6686
    @sanctuaryalpha6686 7 лет назад

    Help a horror movie ad came up before this ;_;

  • @retrobeast2745
    @retrobeast2745 4 года назад

    Why did the jizz cross the road? I put on the wrong socks this morning

  • @pizzadish2886
    @pizzadish2886 7 лет назад

    Roses are red,
    dad jokes are cool,
    I like my pizza,
    but this video too.

  • @Adz2
    @Adz2 7 лет назад

    What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer (no idea)
    What do you call a dead deer with no eyes? Still no eye deer
    What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no genitalia? Still no fucking eye deer.

  • @johnwyattsilva366
    @johnwyattsilva366 7 лет назад +1

    Nacho cheese

  • @Stephen_Dumeyer
    @Stephen_Dumeyer 7 лет назад

    Fanta is fawnta or however u would spell that 😂 just look up fanta ad and listen to the first thing

  • @svartskogen
    @svartskogen 7 лет назад

    Otlichno!👍

  • @ASMR-Cisco
    @ASMR-Cisco 7 лет назад

    Gangsta beat for the streets

  • @DragonPanda4
    @DragonPanda4 7 лет назад

    I'm back! I'm back! Finally I'm back!

  • @444ranger444
    @444ranger444 7 лет назад

    it's fanta

  • @yeah-fn2vc
    @yeah-fn2vc 7 лет назад

    Hehe...

  • @TheWhisperTexan
    @TheWhisperTexan 7 лет назад

    I am never showing this video to my Dad :-):-):-):-)

  • @derred723
    @derred723 7 лет назад

    you should read corny laffy taffy jokes

  • @444ranger444
    @444ranger444 7 лет назад

    got eem

  • @bruceharkins7843
    @bruceharkins7843 7 лет назад

    It’s a good thing you’re so gorgeous or I wouldn’t have made it past the first joke.
    Here’s one for ya: It’s just me, myself, and I. But, myself and I never show up. So, it’s just me.

  • @miked.5287
    @miked.5287 7 лет назад

    Super cutie!

  • @RandyVhee
    @RandyVhee 7 лет назад

    I like to read these comments and pretend they are talking to me and I'm just super popular for some reason.

  • @djstevens9398
    @djstevens9398 7 лет назад

    What do gay horses eat? Haaaaaaaaaaay

  • @xaviercao9310
    @xaviercao9310 7 лет назад +1

    hello

  • @Harry5565adn
    @Harry5565adn 7 лет назад

    Wow you are adorable

  • @DAVE_ICEMAN
    @DAVE_ICEMAN 6 лет назад +1

    Loved the video, you are sooooooo beautiful

  • @mathew2017
    @mathew2017 7 лет назад

    gibi asmr clone?

  • @su_madre7076
    @su_madre7076 7 лет назад +1

    Does she no da wae?

  • @ganeshgoswami2670
    @ganeshgoswami2670 7 лет назад

    Good yoy can do more better i think om comming recent times u r gonna beat the rest

  • @spastikps4916
    @spastikps4916 7 лет назад

    it's Fan-ta...not Phon-ta....

  • @damagecontrol7
    @damagecontrol7 7 лет назад

    Meh.